ST Game 9 Open Thread - Rangers vs Royals
The Royals have an organizational book. They're carrying it everywhere they go in Arizona this spring and consulting it frequently. It's called Are You My Lefty Starter?, and today the little birdie asks that eponymous question of Heath Phillips.
Ron Mahay and the Royal Farnsworth are scheduled to relieve.
The other team is apparently called the Wranglers or the Ragers or something like that. I never heard of them. But I did hear that Tommy Hunter gets the start for them on the mound while Omar Vizquel has an audition at second base.
Broadcast: the Royals radio network, MLB.com, XM Radio channel 181.
MLB.com Gameday: here.
This morning the Royals also play those same Riders or Ringos or whoever in a B game at George Brett Field. Gil Meche will pitch a little and Billy Butler will return to action after recovering from a reported contusion in the distal portion of his upper left limb. If you're in Surprise with your 3G phone, why don't you stop by George Brett Field and provide us with the play-by-play right here? Thanks.
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They're Called "The
Rattlers", and we hate them.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 11:02 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
They're the "Rangers"
They used to play in New York. I think they just moved to Texas, somewhere near Waco I believe.

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by RoyalsRetro on Mar 6, 2009 11:07 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
More juvenile reading: something I read about Waco scared the bejeebers out of me when I was a kid. It was an account of a flood that occurred there, and Waco was described as being located in a topographical bowl. It had the ring of doom about it, as if every time it rained people had to fear for their lives. At the time I had no notion of topography anywhere west of Scranton, so it loomed large in my imagination. Maybe I should have stuck to the “I Can Read” series a little longer.
I still haven’t ever been to Waco, but I have gained a more reasonable understanding of a geographical basin.
by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 11:30 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Wait
It says here that those guys won a championship in New York.
Are you sure this is the same franchise?
by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 11:42 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Yea
But it was in the “NHL” which I think is a minor league.
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by RoyalsRetro on Mar 6, 2009 12:12 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Waco is one of the worst cities in america
by royalsreview on Mar 6, 2009 12:51 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
i feel i must speak up on this subject.
Waco is a fine city. Lived there for 2 years, and im still alive. That is all.
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
by cfizzle on Mar 6, 2009 2:56 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I’m glad you don’t live in the Waco of my childhood imagination. You would have drowned by now.
by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 2:58 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
this is true, luckily major drought was upon us during my waco time.
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
by cfizzle on Mar 6, 2009 3:00 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
It ain't that bad
Pretty much standard small-to-medium size Midwest/Texas city, like Springfield or Topeka or Lubbock. Has all the standard advantages and disadvantages of these places. They’ve got a decent university, Baylor, and so have a little bit of cultural life. It’s too damn hot in the summer but that’s true everywhere down there.
It's pronounced Poo-ZHOLS in Catalan.
by Juancho on Mar 8, 2009 4:55 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Coco Crisp CF
Alberto Callaspo 2B
David DeJesus LF
Mike Jacobs DH
Alex Gordon 3B
Ross Gload 1B
John Buck C
Mitch Maier RF
Tony Pena, Jr. SS
Heath Phillips LHP
Available Pitchers:
Brandon Duckworth RHP
Matt Wright RHP
Kyle Farnsworth RHP
Carlos Rosa RHP
Yasuhiko Yabuta RHP
Ron Mahay LHP
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Mar 6, 2009 12:15 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
hmmm, billy still out, huh?
We always did feel the same, We just saw it from a different point of view, Tangled up in blue.
-Bob Dylan
by Royal Kingdom on Mar 6, 2009 12:43 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Its early
But I worry the team might pigeonhole Rosa into the “dominant reliever – if it ain’t broke don’t fix it” career path they have put Soria in.
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by RoyalsRetro on Mar 6, 2009 12:43 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I would not say that
they did give Bale a chance to start
by Gopherballs on Mar 6, 2009 2:45 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Word on the street is Ross could soon be released
Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.
by focs on Mar 6, 2009 1:07 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Where did that word come from?
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Mar 6, 2009 2:35 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Ryan Shealy
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by RoyalsRetro on Mar 6, 2009 2:37 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
They are not going to cut Lefebvre's mancrush
Though I wish they would
by AxDxMx on Mar 6, 2009 2:14 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Lineups from Gameday
Rangers
1. Vizquel, 2B
2. Duran, DH
3. Davis, 1B
4. Jones, CF (not Ruppert)
5. Boggs, RF
6. Metcalf, 3B
7. Saltalamacchia, C
8. Harrison, LF
9. Andrus, SS
Royals
As given by kcscoliny.
by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 2:32 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Is that 2B Omar's kid?
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by RoyalsRetro on Mar 6, 2009 2:38 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm bored
of the Rangers.
The Allard Baird of incisive internet discourse.
by kcbottom9th on Mar 6, 2009 2:36 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Me too. That’s why I’m glad we’re playing these guys instead.

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 2:43 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Interesting Question
How do I tell one of my buds I’m taking my gf to opening day this year instead of him?
by Randa4life on Mar 6, 2009 2:40 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
ask him to give you a BJ and let you feel his boobs.
when he declines tell him that your GF said yes to those questions, as a result – opening day is hers.
by royalstern05 on Mar 6, 2009 2:42 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
if he answers in the affirmative - then my plan has backfired - you're on your own
by royalstern05 on Mar 6, 2009 2:42 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Bros before Hoes.
your a disgrace
Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.
by focs on Mar 6, 2009 2:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"I’m not looking over my shoulder necessarily," he said. "But I know there’s a good chance I might get called in there (the manager’s office) at the end of spring training – Russ Gload.
Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.
by focs on Mar 6, 2009 2:49 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
"There were times when I played once every two weeks for Konerko," Gload recalled. "But when I did play, I wouldn’t be looking over my shoulder because I knew Ozzie (Guillen) had the confidence to let mehitexplode.
Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.
by focs on Mar 6, 2009 2:51 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Why bother?
the royals suck, both them and the chiefs are leaving town, every move dayton moore has made is awful, even the good ones. hillman/moore will make every bad move possible and play bloomquist, pena, and gload every day, release all the good players and keep all the good ones, etc. god, what a bunch of stupid buffoons.
sincerely,
RR offseason
I hereby resign from this post.
by Home Run Tony Cogan on Mar 6, 2009 3:05 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Wow
Martini, three olives? Or are those just sour grapes?
Jayhawk baseball - a tradition since Steve Jeltz
by JayhawkTom on Mar 6, 2009 3:09 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
just sick of the negativity
probably picked the wrong time to express it, but I’m sitting here in my office, the weather is beautiful, the ballgame is on, and I’m just waiting for a cavalcade of all the lies damn lies statistics about how much the royals suck and why they’ve already basically got no chance this year.
I hereby resign from this post.
by Home Run Tony Cogan on Mar 6, 2009 3:13 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
so they are olives
Jayhawk baseball - a tradition since Steve Jeltz
by JayhawkTom on Mar 6, 2009 3:14 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Not much negativity of any sort in the game threads so far. Just people who are mostly glad that baseball’s back, I think.
by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 3:15 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
well, I know it's been soundly denounced, but...
+1
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by JayhawkTom on Mar 6, 2009 3:16 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
0-162!!!!!!!!
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by RoyalsRetro on Mar 6, 2009 3:16 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Not negative enough. Needs more rainouts without makeups.
by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 3:47 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I know
like I said, probably misplaced venting. the boards this offseason were absolutely brutal. much of it deserved, but damn, come on. when people pick apart the greinke and cruz transactions and make cases why they’re bad, it’s really going overboard IMO.
I hereby resign from this post.
by Home Run Tony Cogan on Mar 6, 2009 3:16 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
It seems like
Those two moves were near universally liked.
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by RoyalsRetro on Mar 6, 2009 3:17 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed, lot of nanny-nanny-boo-boo on the boards
but that’s why they play the games. And today is a postcard day to want see some baseball. Hoping Opening Day/weekend is close to this weather.
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by JayhawkTom on Mar 6, 2009 3:20 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
The question of whether Greinke’s post-arbitration years could have been secured for less was discussed in some depth. But for those who were concerned by that question, I think it made the difference between a good deal and a great deal.
by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 3:20 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
ill share my cheese.
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
by cfizzle on Mar 6, 2009 3:14 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
This is probably the easiest Rangers lineup to navigate
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Mar 6, 2009 3:08 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Wade Boggs in right, Glen Daivs at first
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by JayhawkTom on Mar 6, 2009 3:10 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Former Browns kick returner
Eric Metcalf at 3B.
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by RoyalsRetro on Mar 6, 2009 3:17 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Andruw Jones Update
2 for 14 2 Singles 0 RBI’s 10 Strikeouts
Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.
by focs on Mar 6, 2009 3:10 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
That should earn him a three year deal with the Dodgers, or maybe the Raiders
Jayhawk baseball - a tradition since Steve Jeltz
by JayhawkTom on Mar 6, 2009 3:12 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Or Kroger Grocery
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by RoyalsRetro on Mar 6, 2009 3:18 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Please, Kroger's Has
Standards.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 3:18 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
standards????? their liver is always fresh...
by grudz96 on Mar 6, 2009 3:20 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
They Have A
Great butcher.

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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 3:24 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
AND!!!!
Coco’s on base.
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
by cfizzle on Mar 6, 2009 3:12 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
bottom of the 1st so I am not toooooo late.
Come on Jake…put it out of here…
by grudz96 on Mar 6, 2009 3:17 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Turn off your cellphone in the booth, please

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 3:20 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
we were having a conversation
just last night about “bag phones” and were wondering whether or not they would still work. one person thought that they were analog and wouldn’t work now. does anyone know? it would be sweet to carry one of those around now…
I hereby resign from this post.
by Home Run Tony Cogan on Mar 6, 2009 3:22 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
HEATH PHILLIPS
now
I hereby resign from this post.
by Home Run Tony Cogan on Mar 6, 2009 3:23 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Meche sharp in the "B" game
Meche struck out five in a 29-pitch performance that also included two grounders, one for a single and one for the final out in the second inning.
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by RoyalsRetro on Mar 6, 2009 3:24 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Glad to see that he is rounding into form. We need him to produce this season.
by grudz96 on Mar 6, 2009 3:25 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
And Direct, Act
Write and be the Key Grip.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 3:26 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
What part of the movie does the Grip handle?
by grudz96 on Mar 6, 2009 3:28 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
They're The Nuts
And bolts people who make movie magic possible.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 3:30 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
In charge of lighting, rigging, other technical hullabaloo....kind of a set foreman
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by JayhawkTom on Mar 6, 2009 3:31 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I thought they just kept the actors happy...
by grudz96 on Mar 6, 2009 3:31 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
That's The Entourage
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 3:32 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Are they the ones
That piss off Christian Bale?
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by RoyalsRetro on Mar 6, 2009 3:42 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Sometimes, But That's
Usually the producer’s entourage.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 3:55 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Gordo, Gload, and Buck.... there is a threesome that will scare the
hair off a bear…
by grudz96 on Mar 6, 2009 3:27 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Gordon Is About
To break out; another drive.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 3:28 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Can we bring the Arizona wind back as the 25th roster spot?
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by JayhawkTom on Mar 6, 2009 3:28 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
BASES JUICED
Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.
by focs on Mar 6, 2009 3:29 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
no radio broadcast on mlb.com - wtf?
by royalstern05 on Mar 6, 2009 3:30 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
There is....
The Allard Baird of incisive internet discourse.
by kcbottom9th on Mar 6, 2009 3:30 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Maier!
Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.
by focs on Mar 6, 2009 3:31 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I'm Way Behind
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 3:32 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
the old bases-loaded single over the center-fielder's head
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by JayhawkTom on Mar 6, 2009 3:32 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Long drive over the statue of Andruw Jones in center.
by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 3:32 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
The Braves' Monument
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 3:33 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
And the runners were astonished to see a monument in centerfield, because they stood stone still for a while, advancing only one base each.
by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 3:35 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Monkey See, Monkey
Do.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 3:42 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
the mlb.com scoreboard on the left of the homepage doesn't have the speaker link for some reason
by royalstern05 on Mar 6, 2009 3:32 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Mitchy..... show me your power with the wind...
Oh TPJ
by grudz96 on Mar 6, 2009 3:32 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Gload using his speed scores from 3rd.... Way to go Gloady...
by grudz96 on Mar 6, 2009 3:34 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
He's Like Tge
Wind…………………….he blows.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 3:35 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Tge Is The
New teh.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 3:37 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Hey — runs! That’s good, right? Or is that a negative?
by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 3:37 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
They Didn't Score
Enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111
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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 3:37 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Phillips is going 3 this is a good thing...
Come on H. 1-2-3…
by grudz96 on Mar 6, 2009 3:38 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Maybe Heathbaby will give HoRam... a run for his money...
Maybe that is Ryan’s problem his tie is too tight.
by grudz96 on Mar 6, 2009 3:40 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Not Tight Enough
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 3:41 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
who is this heath phillips guy - how'd we get him from the chisox?
by royalstern05 on Mar 6, 2009 3:48 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Vaguely familiar route taken by HoRam
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by JayhawkTom on Mar 6, 2009 3:50 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
apparently he signed as a free agent with the yankees in january of last year
was he ever rated as a prospect in the chisox organization – anyone know anything about the type of stuff he has?
by royalstern05 on Mar 6, 2009 3:50 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Pimentel is having a plus spring
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by JayhawkTom on Mar 6, 2009 3:53 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
So far we have a strict limit
on strikeouts per start by lefties.
1 per game only. No exceptions.
by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 3:53 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Twins
Royals only have one trade with them.
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by RoyalsRetro on Mar 6, 2009 3:55 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Andruw Jones is in mid-season form
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by JayhawkTom on Mar 6, 2009 3:55 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
He Seems To
Be concentrating on the middle.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 3:56 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Unfortunately for him it’s the 2008 season form.
by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 3:57 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
this brandon boggs guy owns royals pitching
by royalstern05 on Mar 6, 2009 3:57 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Yea, I seem to recall him owning us last year.
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by RoyalsRetro on Mar 6, 2009 3:57 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Pimental Working On
His gopherball.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 3:57 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
But don’t feel negative about it. As far as I can tell, it’s still going.
by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 3:58 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Gloadie
Exploadie
I hereby resign from this post.
by Home Run Tony Cogan on Mar 6, 2009 4:00 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Bucky... way to display that power and speed....
by grudz96 on Mar 6, 2009 4:02 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Wheelz Of Moroni
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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 4:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
R'zB'zI'z Rulz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111
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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 4:03 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Royals Media Guide is in error
We dealt Tom Burgmeier to the Twins in 1973 for Ken Gill.
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by RoyalsRetro on Mar 6, 2009 4:05 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
You Remember That
No?
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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 4:05 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Not the trade
But I have a media guide, and I saw the same thing – that the Royals had never made a trade with the Twins. But when I did the “Tom Burgmeier” entry for the “Greatest” series, I read he was traded to the Twins.
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by RoyalsRetro on Mar 6, 2009 4:07 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
But Was Gill
A beast?
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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 4:08 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
May just have been the third best player to go in the 27th Round of the 1967 June Draft.
by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 4:10 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
tpj worked a rare 3-1 count
as we know – he still hits lower than .150 in those situations . . . .
wow!
10% chance of that result. tpj is like hack wilson today
by royalstern05 on Mar 6, 2009 4:07 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
TPJ singles, cue 5 min adoration from Ryan
Go Royals!
by BabyBlues on Mar 6, 2009 4:07 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Ryan mentioning Coco's OBA numbers
Reminds me of Will’s brilliant piece today.
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by RoyalsRetro on Mar 6, 2009 4:08 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
i beginning to fall in love with coco
by royalstern05 on Mar 6, 2009 4:10 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
He Needs A
Nickname.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 4:12 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
How about CC?
I don’t think that one is taken.
by Randa4life on Mar 6, 2009 4:13 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
You've Been Paying
Attention, no? That’s more of a lazy abbreviation on my part.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 4:14 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
How bout Milktoast
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Mar 6, 2009 4:19 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
That Has Possibilities
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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 4:22 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Mitch Maier; COF
Of the Gods.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 4:19 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Isn't Coco already short enough?
Why would a nickname be needed? Besides, his legal name surely isn’t Coco right?
FKA "MileHighKCfan"
by JSouth on Mar 6, 2009 4:19 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
The Prof ain't jackin around today
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Mar 6, 2009 4:20 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Oh, and a big hello to everyone
It’s been a while since I’ve participated at RR
FKA "MileHighKCfan"
by JSouth on Mar 6, 2009 4:20 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Welcome Back, Covelli!
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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 4:21 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
That's Amazing
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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 4:29 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Big news around here: I was living in a city yesterday, and thanks to the city council I still am today. One ridiculous city councilmember proposed to “towngrade” us.
by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 4:24 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Welcome back, Welcome Back, Welcome back...
Go Royals!
by BabyBlues on Mar 6, 2009 4:24 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Costa Went Yard!
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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 4:24 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
B game? I was reading the local paper, so I wasn’t listening to Ryan.
by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 4:27 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Yes
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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 4:29 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Jake, as in rake
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by JayhawkTom on Mar 6, 2009 4:29 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
32 Here We
Come!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111
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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 4:29 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
is this sarcasm i sense. or did Jacobs hit a HR?
by SK on Mar 6, 2009 4:35 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
he hit a homerun and there was sarcasm I think
Go Royals!
by BabyBlues on Mar 6, 2009 4:36 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
He did indeed hit a home run.
Was it meaningless? See the next installment in our series.
by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 4:37 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Farnsworth's era down to 9.00
Go Royals!
by BabyBlues on Mar 6, 2009 4:35 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Phillips
3 IP, 1H, no runs.
Sign him up for the rotation.
Waiting for April.
by DC Royal on Mar 6, 2009 4:39 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
They all knew what they could do
According to Denny talking about the late 90’s Indians teams “Vizquel didn’t try to be a 30 HR guy, and Thome didn’t try to be a good bunter. They all knew what they could do”
Denny, Ryan is making you retarded. Stop it. Please.
Waiting for April.
by DC Royal on Mar 6, 2009 4:42 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Worse Yet, Denny
Said “fancy bunter”, IIRC.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 4:58 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
So Jacobs hit a bomb
and TPJ knocked in a run, that’s all I’ve got so far, what am I missing?
FKA "MileHighKCfan"
by JSouth on Mar 6, 2009 4:48 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Oh, and spare me the sarcasm fellas
FKA "MileHighKCfan"
by JSouth on Mar 6, 2009 4:49 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
you missed the first two Royals runs
In the second, Maier singled in Gordon and Coco followed with a sac fly to score Ross Gload.
Score is 4-2 Royals.
Waiting for April.
by DC Royal on Mar 6, 2009 4:50 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
we scored one run off of Casey Daigle
That’s kind of like hooking up with Jenny Finch, right?

Waiting for April.
by DC Royal on Mar 6, 2009 4:55 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Meet Jennifer Daigle

Courtesy of Google Images.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 5:00 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
As A Nickname
“Salty” sucks; “Man Of LaMacchia” is far better.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 5:01 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps; He Is
True to his glorious quest, at any rate. His heart will lie peaceful and calm when he’s laid to his rest.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 5:06 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Werd
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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 5:12 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
He should be the spokesman for LASIK eye surgery
I’m like 20% joking
by DCRoyals on Mar 6, 2009 5:06 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
"it worked for me"

It can do wonders for you too!
by wildthang on Mar 6, 2009 5:06 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Wright saves the tie
Clubhouse attendant takes back the suit.
by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 5:10 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I'm Eating Belgian
Chocolate, drinking good beer and don’t have to work for 2 weeks; envy me.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 5:14 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
By what route does Belgian chocolate make its way to you? Through Canada? By sea? By air?
by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 5:16 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
German Girlfriend's Birthday
Present. She lives here, but her brother in Germany keeps her supplied. The beer is Alaskan Pale Ale, and I’ll put it up against any beer from anywhere.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 5:19 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Had some of that Alaskan amber when I was up in Oregon last summer. Apparently from the same brewery. I liked it fine.
by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 5:21 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I Like The
Pale Ale much better, but it is the same brewery.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 5:22 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I will try that Pale Ale also when I get the chance.
by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 5:24 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sittin in my office
chewing on free gum (vending machine error) and drinking water. ENVY ME BIYATCH
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Mar 6, 2009 5:16 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
YOU DA MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111
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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 5:19 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Yes life is grand
the kind of grand I would love a piano to end
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Mar 6, 2009 5:21 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Let A Smile
Be your umbrella.

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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 5:25 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
One of the Top 10 prospects in all of baseball
so ya they are high on him
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Mar 6, 2009 5:15 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Viewers of National Treasure
would have already known that Benjamin Franklin was the first to propose daylight savings time.
Another service of Walt Disney Studios.
by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 5:19 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Franklin Proposed It
But the question was who was the president who implemented it. I think congress has to do it.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 5:21 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Woodrow Wilson. Your rare president from NJ.
by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 5:24 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
believe it is a local issue
some states/counties do not observe
when i used to live in indiana it was crazy
by royalsreview on Mar 6, 2009 5:24 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
The Mayor Of
Wasilla (pre-Palin) declared Wasilla Time, half an hour off from everyone else. It was a protest.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 5:27 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
WHERE MY DC CREW AT
Do you guys know if there will be anywhere in town to catch the Opening Day game? I mean Obama’s throwing the first pitch, it’s gotta be televised… or is it nationally televised?
by DCRoyals on Mar 6, 2009 5:19 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Good question
For some reason I thought this was definitely the case, but now I’m only seeing articles that mention his being invited to throw the first pitch
by DCRoyals on Mar 6, 2009 5:26 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
He's Another Crafty
Lefty, no?
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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 5:28 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe Our Best
Option.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 5:29 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
i bet there is a white siox bar in town
doubt there is a royals one
by royalsreview on Mar 6, 2009 5:28 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I would ask where this white sox bar is
but I would fear that a shirtless father-son combo would pummel me into the ground

by DCRoyals on Mar 6, 2009 5:30 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Just talked to the guys at the Billy Goat Tavern
500 New Jersey Ave
They said they’ll show the game. The guy I talked to was originally from KC.
by DCRoyals on Mar 6, 2009 5:38 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I'd like to hear the WGN guys try to pronounce Ka'aihue again
The dude said they’d have the whole MLB package, which is encouraging. Billy Goat Tavern is a traditionally North Side bar (cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, no fries, chips, no pepsi, coke), but they said they’d make an exception for me and show the Pale Hose on Opening Day.
by DCRoyals on Mar 6, 2009 5:44 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
three facts
I’d rather have Lenny DiNardo in the rotation than Horacio Ramirez
I’d rather have Heath Phillips in the rotation than Horacio Ramirez
I’d rather have Danny Duffy in the rotation than Horacio Ramirez
Founder of the Johnny Giavotella fan club.
by doublestix on Mar 6, 2009 5:27 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
we'll trade him back to chicago at midseason
by royalsreview on Mar 6, 2009 5:29 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I'd rather have Odalis Perez in the rotation than Horacio Ramirez
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by doublestix on Mar 6, 2009 5:30 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
He'll Make A
Lot of money in Wilmington.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 5:29 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Yabuta
can we just send him back to Japan?
by wildthang on Mar 6, 2009 5:28 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
They Don't Want
Him.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 5:30 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
wow,
just wow. i know it’s st but yabuta is fucking unbelievably awful. what a miss by DM. i would really send his sorry ass back to the land of the rising sun mid-game.
I hereby resign from this post.
by Home Run Tony Cogan on Mar 6, 2009 5:30 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Your negativity is overwhelming the thread :)
by djk royal on Mar 6, 2009 5:43 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
+ 1
I hereby resign from this post.
by Home Run Tony Cogan on Mar 6, 2009 5:45 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Ryan Drives A
Dodge Pylon?
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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 5:36 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Jo-El Rulzzzzzzzzzzzzzz AAAA
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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 5:38 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
We can send him wherever we send Yabuta. He’ll get plenty of work.
by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 5:41 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
someone's going to have to help him pack to get there though
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by doublestix on Mar 6, 2009 5:49 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
The Suitcase Goblin
K’s the side!
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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 5:41 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
You're Turning Japanese
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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 5:44 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
No Balls At
All!
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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 5:56 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Maier On Fire!
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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 5:48 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
That was very tardy, and not worth it. My apologies.
by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 5:51 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Tardy To The
Pardy! Lame, but easier to rhyme than “worth it” or “apologies”.
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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 5:54 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Recite your genealogies,
I’ll tender my apologies.
The antecedents to your birth? It
Might or mightn’t yet be worth it.
by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 6:13 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Somewhat ruder
She offered her geologies,
I gave her my apologies.
Surveying such an ample girth, it
Must be clear it’s really worth it.
by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 11:19 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Lubes's Royal Pride!
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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 5:56 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Knotted at 7. Your tie requires a moratorium on scoring. Pride demands the lead.
by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 5:56 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Jacobs preserves the tie. Or the home plate ump did. Called out on strikes with the bases loaded.
by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 5:58 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
But we still have
The 9th. And maybe the 10th. This thing’s not over yet.
by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 5:59 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
We don't get credit in the win column for the B victory
what a sham
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Mar 6, 2009 6:12 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Traditionalists prefer to refer to him now as “the potential winning run”.
by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 6:17 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
farnsworth and mahay now!
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by doublestix on Mar 6, 2009 6:20 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
D-Rob intentionally walked
haha
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by doublestix on Mar 6, 2009 6:22 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
WOOO
The Allard Baird of incisive internet discourse.
by kcbottom9th on Mar 6, 2009 6:24 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
yeeeeeeeeeeea!
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by doublestix on Mar 6, 2009 6:25 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Mario Lisson
Your Royals player of the game.
by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 6:25 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
"Can you digress with me for just a minute?"
When your manager asks you this question, what do you say?
by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 6:28 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
This is the kind of game
THAT SETS THE TONE FOR THE SEASON.
by wildthang on Mar 6, 2009 6:31 PM EST reply actions 0 recs


















