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ST Game 9 Open Thread - Rangers vs Royals

The Royals have an organizational book. They're carrying it everywhere they go in Arizona this spring and consulting it frequently. It's called  Are You My Lefty Starter?, and today the little birdie asks that eponymous question of Heath Phillips.

Ron Mahay and the Royal Farnsworth are scheduled to relieve.

The other team is apparently called the Wranglers or the Ragers or something like that. I never heard of them. But I did hear that Tommy Hunter gets the start for them on the mound while Omar Vizquel has an audition at second base.

Broadcast: the Royals radio network, MLB.com, XM Radio channel 181.

MLB.com Gameday: here.

This morning the Royals also play those same Riders or Ringos or whoever in a B game at George Brett Field. Gil Meche will pitch a little and Billy Butler will return to action after recovering from a reported contusion in the distal portion of his upper left limb. If you're in Surprise with your 3G phone, why don't you stop by George Brett Field and provide us with the play-by-play right here? Thanks.

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They're Called "The

Rattlers", and we hate them.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 11:02 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

The Snakes of the American League.

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 11:31 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

They're the "Rangers"

They used to play in New York. I think they just moved to Texas, somewhere near Waco I believe.

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Mar 6, 2009 11:07 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

More juvenile reading: something I read about Waco scared the bejeebers out of me when I was a kid. It was an account of a flood that occurred there, and Waco was described as being located in a topographical bowl. It had the ring of doom about it, as if every time it rained people had to fear for their lives. At the time I had no notion of topography anywhere west of Scranton, so it loomed large in my imagination. Maybe I should have stuck to the “I Can Read” series a little longer.

I still haven’t ever been to Waco, but I have gained a more reasonable understanding of a geographical basin.

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 11:30 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Wait

It says here that those guys won a championship in New York.

Are you sure this is the same franchise?

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 11:42 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yea

But it was in the “NHL” which I think is a minor league.

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Mar 6, 2009 12:12 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Looks kinda OK on a dry day in 1910.

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 1:02 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

i feel i must speak up on this subject.

Waco is a fine city. Lived there for 2 years, and im still alive. That is all.

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on Mar 6, 2009 2:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I’m glad you don’t live in the Waco of my childhood imagination. You would have drowned by now.

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 2:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

this is true, luckily major drought was upon us during my waco time.

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on Mar 6, 2009 3:00 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

It ain't that bad

Pretty much standard small-to-medium size Midwest/Texas city, like Springfield or Topeka or Lubbock. Has all the standard advantages and disadvantages of these places. They’ve got a decent university, Baylor, and so have a little bit of cultural life. It’s too damn hot in the summer but that’s true everywhere down there.

It's pronounced Poo-ZHOLS in Catalan.

by Juancho on Mar 8, 2009 4:55 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Coco Crisp CF
Alberto Callaspo 2B
David DeJesus LF
Mike Jacobs DH
Alex Gordon 3B
Ross Gload 1B
John Buck C
Mitch Maier RF
Tony Pena, Jr. SS
Heath Phillips LHP

Available Pitchers:

Brandon Duckworth RHP
Matt Wright RHP
Kyle Farnsworth RHP
Carlos Rosa RHP
Yasuhiko Yabuta RHP
Ron Mahay LHP

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on Mar 6, 2009 12:15 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

hmmm, billy still out, huh?

We always did feel the same, We just saw it from a different point of view, Tangled up in blue.
-Bob Dylan

by Royal Kingdom on Mar 6, 2009 12:43 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Playing in the B game.

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 12:51 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Its early

But I worry the team might pigeonhole Rosa into the “dominant reliever – if it ain’t broke don’t fix it” career path they have put Soria in.

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Mar 6, 2009 12:43 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Word on the street is Ross could soon be released

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on Mar 6, 2009 1:07 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Where did that word come from?

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on Mar 6, 2009 2:35 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Ryan Shealy

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Mar 6, 2009 2:37 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Dutton.

Link

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on Mar 6, 2009 2:46 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

all the while

jalopena- still hanging on

by 9il on Mar 6, 2009 1:39 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Lineups from Gameday

Rangers

1. Vizquel, 2B
2. Duran, DH
3. Davis, 1B
4. Jones, CF (not Ruppert)
5. Boggs, RF
6. Metcalf, 3B
7. Saltalamacchia, C
8. Harrison, LF
9. Andrus, SS

Royals

As given by kcscoliny.

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 2:32 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Is that 2B Omar's kid?

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Mar 6, 2009 2:38 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Grand-nephew, I think.

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 2:38 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm bored

of the Rangers.

The Allard Baird of incisive internet discourse.

by kcbottom9th on Mar 6, 2009 2:36 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Me too. That’s why I’m glad we’re playing these guys instead.

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 2:43 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Interesting Question

How do I tell one of my buds I’m taking my gf to opening day this year instead of him?

by Randa4life on Mar 6, 2009 2:40 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Bros before Hoes.

your a disgrace

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on Mar 6, 2009 2:48 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

"I’m not looking over my shoulder necessarily," he said. "But I know there’s a good chance I might get called in there (the manager’s office) at the end of spring training – Russ Gload.

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on Mar 6, 2009 2:49 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

"There were times when I played once every two weeks for Konerko," Gload recalled. "But when I did play, I wouldn’t be looking over my shoulder because I knew Ozzie (Guillen) had the confidence to let me hit explode.

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on Mar 6, 2009 2:51 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Why bother?

the royals suck, both them and the chiefs are leaving town, every move dayton moore has made is awful, even the good ones. hillman/moore will make every bad move possible and play bloomquist, pena, and gload every day, release all the good players and keep all the good ones, etc. god, what a bunch of stupid buffoons.

sincerely,

RR offseason

I hereby resign from this post.

by Home Run Tony Cogan on Mar 6, 2009 3:05 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Wow

Martini, three olives? Or are those just sour grapes?

Jayhawk baseball - a tradition since Steve Jeltz

by JayhawkTom on Mar 6, 2009 3:09 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

just sick of the negativity

probably picked the wrong time to express it, but I’m sitting here in my office, the weather is beautiful, the ballgame is on, and I’m just waiting for a cavalcade of all the lies damn lies statistics about how much the royals suck and why they’ve already basically got no chance this year.

I hereby resign from this post.

by Home Run Tony Cogan on Mar 6, 2009 3:13 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

so they are olives

Jayhawk baseball - a tradition since Steve Jeltz

by JayhawkTom on Mar 6, 2009 3:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Not much negativity of any sort in the game threads so far. Just people who are mostly glad that baseball’s back, I think.

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 3:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

well, I know it's been soundly denounced, but...

+1

Jayhawk baseball - a tradition since Steve Jeltz

by JayhawkTom on Mar 6, 2009 3:16 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

0-162!!!!!!!!

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Mar 6, 2009 3:16 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Not negative enough. Needs more rainouts without makeups.

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 3:47 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I know

like I said, probably misplaced venting. the boards this offseason were absolutely brutal. much of it deserved, but damn, come on. when people pick apart the greinke and cruz transactions and make cases why they’re bad, it’s really going overboard IMO.

I hereby resign from this post.

by Home Run Tony Cogan on Mar 6, 2009 3:16 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

It seems like

Those two moves were near universally liked.

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Mar 6, 2009 3:17 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed, lot of nanny-nanny-boo-boo on the boards

but that’s why they play the games. And today is a postcard day to want see some baseball. Hoping Opening Day/weekend is close to this weather.

Jayhawk baseball - a tradition since Steve Jeltz

by JayhawkTom on Mar 6, 2009 3:20 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The question of whether Greinke’s post-arbitration years could have been secured for less was discussed in some depth. But for those who were concerned by that question, I think it made the difference between a good deal and a great deal.

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 3:20 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

ill share my cheese.

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on Mar 6, 2009 3:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

This is probably the easiest Rangers lineup to navigate

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on Mar 6, 2009 3:08 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Wade Boggs in right, Glen Daivs at first

Jayhawk baseball - a tradition since Steve Jeltz

by JayhawkTom on Mar 6, 2009 3:10 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Former Browns kick returner

Eric Metcalf at 3B.

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Mar 6, 2009 3:17 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Andruw Jones Update

2 for 14 2 Singles 0 RBI’s 10 Strikeouts

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on Mar 6, 2009 3:10 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Or Kroger Grocery

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Mar 6, 2009 3:18 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Please, Kroger's Has

Standards.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 3:18 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

They Have A

Great butcher.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 3:24 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

AND!!!!

Coco’s on base.

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on Mar 6, 2009 3:12 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

bottom of the 1st so I am not toooooo late.

Come on Jake…put it out of here…

by grudz96 on Mar 6, 2009 3:17 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

we were having a conversation

just last night about “bag phones” and were wondering whether or not they would still work. one person thought that they were analog and wouldn’t work now. does anyone know? it would be sweet to carry one of those around now…

I hereby resign from this post.

by Home Run Tony Cogan on Mar 6, 2009 3:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Gordon with the long throw.

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 3:22 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Meche sharp in the "B" game
Royals camp notebook: Meche sharp in ‘B’ game outing against Rangers

Meche struck out five in a 29-pitch performance that also included two grounders, one for a single and one for the final out in the second inning.

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Mar 6, 2009 3:24 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

And Direct, Act

Write and be the Key Grip.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 3:26 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

They're The Nuts

And bolts people who make movie magic possible.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 3:30 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Are they the ones

That piss off Christian Bale?

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Mar 6, 2009 3:42 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Sometimes, But That's

Usually the producer’s entourage.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 3:55 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Gordon Is About

To break out; another drive.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 3:28 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Can we bring the Arizona wind back as the 25th roster spot?

Jayhawk baseball - a tradition since Steve Jeltz

by JayhawkTom on Mar 6, 2009 3:28 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

BASES JUICED

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on Mar 6, 2009 3:29 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Maier!

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on Mar 6, 2009 3:31 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I'm Way Behind

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 3:32 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

the old bases-loaded single over the center-fielder's head

Jayhawk baseball - a tradition since Steve Jeltz

by JayhawkTom on Mar 6, 2009 3:32 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Long drive over the statue of Andruw Jones in center.

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 3:32 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The Braves' Monument

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 3:33 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

And the runners were astonished to see a monument in centerfield, because they stood stone still for a while, advancing only one base each.

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 3:35 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Monkey See, Monkey

Do.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 3:42 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

He's Like Tge

Wind…………………….he blows.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 3:35 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Tge Is The

New teh.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 3:37 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Hey — runs! That’s good, right? Or is that a negative?

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 3:37 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

They Didn't Score

Enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 3:37 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe Heathbaby will give HoRam... a run for his money...

Maybe that is Ryan’s problem his tie is too tight.

by grudz96 on Mar 6, 2009 3:40 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Not Tight Enough

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 3:41 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

He was a free agent after having been released twice last year, by the Yankees and Rays.

Wikipedia entry here.

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 3:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

apparently he signed as a free agent with the yankees in january of last year

was he ever rated as a prospect in the chisox organization – anyone know anything about the type of stuff he has?

by royalstern05 on Mar 6, 2009 3:50 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

An analysis here based on PITCHf/x data.

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 3:51 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

So far we have a strict limit

on strikeouts per start by lefties.

1 per game only. No exceptions.

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 3:53 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Twins

Royals only have one trade with them.

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Mar 6, 2009 3:55 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Andruw Jones is in mid-season form

Jayhawk baseball - a tradition since Steve Jeltz

by JayhawkTom on Mar 6, 2009 3:55 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

He Seems To

Be concentrating on the middle.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 3:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Unfortunately for him it’s the 2008 season form.

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 3:57 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Pimental Working On

His gopherball.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 3:57 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

But don’t feel negative about it. As far as I can tell, it’s still going.

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 3:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Gloadie

Exploadie

I hereby resign from this post.

by Home Run Tony Cogan on Mar 6, 2009 4:00 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

John “Wheels” Buck.

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 4:02 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Wheelz Of Moroni

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 4:04 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Royals Media Guide is in error

We dealt Tom Burgmeier to the Twins in 1973 for Ken Gill.

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Mar 6, 2009 4:05 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

You Remember That

No?

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 4:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Not the trade

But I have a media guide, and I saw the same thing – that the Royals had never made a trade with the Twins. But when I did the “Tom Burgmeier” entry for the “Greatest” series, I read he was traded to the Twins.

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Mar 6, 2009 4:07 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

But Was Gill

A beast?

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 4:08 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

May just have been the third best player to go in the 27th Round of the 1967 June Draft.

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 4:10 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

tpj worked a rare 3-1 count

as we know – he still hits lower than .150 in those situations . . . .

wow!

10% chance of that result. tpj is like hack wilson today

by royalstern05 on Mar 6, 2009 4:07 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

TPJ knocks in a run.

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 4:07 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Ryan mentioning Coco's OBA numbers

Reminds me of Will’s brilliant piece today.

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Mar 6, 2009 4:08 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

He Needs A

Nickname.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 4:12 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

How about CC?

I don’t think that one is taken.

by Randa4life on Mar 6, 2009 4:13 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You've Been Paying

Attention, no? That’s more of a lazy abbreviation on my part.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 4:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

How bout Milktoast

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on Mar 6, 2009 4:19 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

That Has Possibilities

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 4:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Mitch Maier; COF

Of the Gods.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 4:19 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Isn't Coco already short enough?

Why would a nickname be needed? Besides, his legal name surely isn’t Coco right?

FKA "MileHighKCfan"

by JSouth on Mar 6, 2009 4:19 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

The Prof ain't jackin around today

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on Mar 6, 2009 4:20 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Oh, and a big hello to everyone

It’s been a while since I’ve participated at RR

FKA "MileHighKCfan"

by JSouth on Mar 6, 2009 4:20 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Welcome Back, Covelli!

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 4:21 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

That's Amazing

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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 4:29 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Welcome back.

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 4:21 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Big news around here: I was living in a city yesterday, and thanks to the city council I still am today. One ridiculous city councilmember proposed to “towngrade” us.

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 4:24 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Costa Went Yard!

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 4:24 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

B game? I was reading the local paper, so I wasn’t listening to Ryan.

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 4:27 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 4:29 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Jake, as in rake

Jayhawk baseball - a tradition since Steve Jeltz

by JayhawkTom on Mar 6, 2009 4:29 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

32 Here We

Come!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 4:29 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

He did indeed hit a home run.

Was it meaningless? See the next installment in our series.

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 4:37 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Phillips

3 IP, 1H, no runs.

Sign him up for the rotation.

Waiting for April.

by DC Royal on Mar 6, 2009 4:39 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

You are my lefty starter!

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 4:45 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

They all knew what they could do

According to Denny talking about the late 90’s Indians teams “Vizquel didn’t try to be a 30 HR guy, and Thome didn’t try to be a good bunter. They all knew what they could do”

Denny, Ryan is making you retarded. Stop it. Please.

Waiting for April.

by DC Royal on Mar 6, 2009 4:42 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Worse Yet, Denny

Said “fancy bunter”, IIRC.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 4:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

So Jacobs hit a bomb

and TPJ knocked in a run, that’s all I’ve got so far, what am I missing?

FKA "MileHighKCfan"

by JSouth on Mar 6, 2009 4:48 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Maier drove in the first run with a bases-loaded drive over the centerfielder’s head.

Crisp drove in the 2nd on a sac fly.

The other 2 you’ve got.

Play-by-play on Gameday.

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 4:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

you missed the first two Royals runs

In the second, Maier singled in Gordon and Coco followed with a sac fly to score Ross Gload.

Score is 4-2 Royals.

Waiting for April.

by DC Royal on Mar 6, 2009 4:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

we scored one run off of Casey Daigle

That’s kind of like hooking up with Jenny Finch, right?

Waiting for April.

by DC Royal on Mar 6, 2009 4:55 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Meet Jennifer Daigle


Courtesy of Google Images.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 5:00 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

As A Nickname

“Salty” sucks; “Man Of LaMacchia” is far better.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 5:01 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Is he dreaming the impossible dream?

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 5:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Perhaps; He Is

True to his glorious quest, at any rate. His heart will lie peaceful and calm when he’s laid to his rest.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 5:06 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The world will be better for this.

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 5:07 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Werd

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 5:12 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Wright saves the tie

Clubhouse attendant takes back the suit.

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 5:10 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I'm Eating Belgian

Chocolate, drinking good beer and don’t have to work for 2 weeks; envy me.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 5:14 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

By what route does Belgian chocolate make its way to you? Through Canada? By sea? By air?

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 5:16 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

German Girlfriend's Birthday

Present. She lives here, but her brother in Germany keeps her supplied. The beer is Alaskan Pale Ale, and I’ll put it up against any beer from anywhere.

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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 5:19 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Had some of that Alaskan amber when I was up in Oregon last summer. Apparently from the same brewery. I liked it fine.

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 5:21 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I Like The

Pale Ale much better, but it is the same brewery.

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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 5:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I will try that Pale Ale also when I get the chance.

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 5:24 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm sittin in my office

chewing on free gum (vending machine error) and drinking water. ENVY ME BIYATCH

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on Mar 6, 2009 5:16 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes life is grand

the kind of grand I would love a piano to end

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on Mar 6, 2009 5:21 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Let A Smile

Be your umbrella.

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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 5:25 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

One of the Top 10 prospects in all of baseball

so ya they are high on him

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on Mar 6, 2009 5:15 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Lubanski!

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 5:16 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Viewers of National Treasure

would have already known that Benjamin Franklin was the first to propose daylight savings time.

Another service of Walt Disney Studios.

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 5:19 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Franklin Proposed It

But the question was who was the president who implemented it. I think congress has to do it.

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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 5:21 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Woodrow Wilson. Your rare president from NJ.

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 5:24 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

believe it is a local issue

some states/counties do not observe

when i used to live in indiana it was crazy

by royalsreview on Mar 6, 2009 5:24 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The Mayor Of

Wasilla (pre-Palin) declared Wasilla Time, half an hour off from everyone else. It was a protest.

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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 5:27 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

WHERE MY DC CREW AT

Do you guys know if there will be anywhere in town to catch the Opening Day game? I mean Obama’s throwing the first pitch, it’s gotta be televised… or is it nationally televised?

by DCRoyals on Mar 6, 2009 5:19 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Good question

For some reason I thought this was definitely the case, but now I’m only seeing articles that mention his being invited to throw the first pitch

by DCRoyals on Mar 6, 2009 5:26 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

He's Another Crafty

Lefty, no?

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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 5:28 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe Our Best

Option.

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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 5:29 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I would ask where this white sox bar is

but I would fear that a shirtless father-son combo would pummel me into the ground

by DCRoyals on Mar 6, 2009 5:30 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Just talked to the guys at the Billy Goat Tavern

500 New Jersey Ave

They said they’ll show the game. The guy I talked to was originally from KC.

by DCRoyals on Mar 6, 2009 5:38 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I'd like to hear the WGN guys try to pronounce Ka'aihue again

The dude said they’d have the whole MLB package, which is encouraging. Billy Goat Tavern is a traditionally North Side bar (cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, no fries, chips, no pepsi, coke), but they said they’d make an exception for me and show the Pale Hose on Opening Day.

by DCRoyals on Mar 6, 2009 5:44 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

three facts

I’d rather have Lenny DiNardo in the rotation than Horacio Ramirez

I’d rather have Heath Phillips in the rotation than Horacio Ramirez

I’d rather have Danny Duffy in the rotation than Horacio Ramirez

Founder of the Johnny Giavotella fan club.

by doublestix on Mar 6, 2009 5:27 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Yabuta Yabuta Yabuta Yabuta

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 5:28 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

He'll Make A

Lot of money in Wilmington.

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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 5:29 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yabuta

can we just send him back to Japan?

by wildthang on Mar 6, 2009 5:28 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

They Don't Want

Him.

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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 5:30 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

don’t most of these guys get invites to pitch for their native country in the WBC?

by wildthang on Mar 6, 2009 5:32 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

wow,

just wow. i know it’s st but yabuta is fucking unbelievably awful. what a miss by DM. i would really send his sorry ass back to the land of the rising sun mid-game.

I hereby resign from this post.

by Home Run Tony Cogan on Mar 6, 2009 5:30 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Ryan Drives A

Dodge Pylon?

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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 5:36 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Jo-El Rulzzzzzzzzzzzzzz AAAA

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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 5:38 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

We can send him wherever we send Yabuta. He’ll get plenty of work.

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 5:41 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The Suitcase Goblin

K’s the side!

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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 5:41 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

i want another tie

by royalsreview on Mar 6, 2009 5:43 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

You're Turning Japanese

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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 5:44 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Getting closer….

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 5:48 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Closer….

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 5:49 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Ninety feet away….

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 5:52 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

One ball away….

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 5:55 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

No Balls At

All!

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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 5:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Maier On Fire!

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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 5:48 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

That was very tardy, and not worth it. My apologies.

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 5:51 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Tardy To The

Pardy! Lame, but easier to rhyme than “worth it” or “apologies”.

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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 5:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Recite your genealogies,
I’ll tender my apologies.
The antecedents to your birth? It
Might or mightn’t yet be worth it.

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 6:13 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Somewhat ruder

She offered her geologies,
I gave her my apologies.
Surveying such an ample girth, it
Must be clear it’s really worth it.

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 11:19 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

pride is on the line

by royalsreview on Mar 6, 2009 5:55 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Lubes's Royal Pride!

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by philofthenorth on Mar 6, 2009 5:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Knotted at 7. Your tie requires a moratorium on scoring. Pride demands the lead.

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 5:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Jacobs preserves the tie. Or the home plate ump did. Called out on strikes with the bases loaded.

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 5:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

But we still have

The 9th. And maybe the 10th. This thing’s not over yet.

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 5:59 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

We don't get credit in the win column for the B victory

what a sham

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on Mar 6, 2009 6:12 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

corey smith now

by royalsreview on Mar 6, 2009 6:14 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Traditionalists prefer to refer to him now as “the potential winning run”.

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 6:17 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

farnsworth and mahay now!

Founder of the Johnny Giavotella fan club.

by doublestix on Mar 6, 2009 6:20 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

D-Rob intentionally walked

haha

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by doublestix on Mar 6, 2009 6:22 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Got down that line awfully fast.

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 6:23 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Too many runs

for a tie. It’s a win!

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 6:24 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

WOOO

The Allard Baird of incisive internet discourse.

by kcbottom9th on Mar 6, 2009 6:24 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

yeeeeeeeeeeea!

Founder of the Johnny Giavotella fan club.

by doublestix on Mar 6, 2009 6:25 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Mario Lisson

Your Royals player of the game.

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 6:25 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

"Can you digress with me for just a minute?"

When your manager asks you this question, what do you say?

by 2X2L on Mar 6, 2009 6:28 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

This is the kind of game

THAT SETS THE TONE FOR THE SEASON.

by wildthang on Mar 6, 2009 6:31 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Wow

It would be interesting if that were real. I wonder whose body that is.

The immoderate moderator

by NYRoyal on Mar 6, 2009 7:48 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

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