Nobody spoke of it, but all felt it stirring deep within them.  In the depths of their souls, primal and amorphous yearnings shifted like layers deep within the earth.  A tense silence seemed to fall over their consciousness; a persistent distraction from things.  In spite of the chores and pursuits with which they sought to busy themselves, they could never keep their minds and hearts from returning again and again to the question:

How can you spend $11 at Taco Bell?