After a glorious nine-day streak of pure Royals baseball, we suddenly jolt to a halt so the wussy players can have a day off and travel to Texas like the wussies they are.  We fans aren't so weak.  We're prepared to watch games 162 days in a row. We'd love to do that.

Instead, here we are, more bored than we've ever been in our entire lives.

So as a service to you Offday-Open-Threadgoers, I've rounded up some prime entertainment.  Sure, it's not a Royals game, but it's about as exciting as non-Royals-games can be.  Here you go:

Watch paint dry

Watch grass grow (LIVE!)

They're not much, but by the time you're done being excited by them, you'll be about 30 seconds closer to the next Royals game.

*SIGH*