Bizarre/Terrible Interview with Soria on Yahoo! Sports
Soria handles this moron's inane questions like a class act, but other than that, this odd interview doesn't reveal much beyond the classlessness of the interviewer.
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DB: Do you have to worry about your pitches being straighter now that your teeth will be straighter?
JS: No, no [laughs]. I don’t think I have to worry about that.
I can't believe someone pays David Brown to do these interviews.
He truly sucks.
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this interviewer is a total dipshit
Seems like Soria was a good sport, though.
Do they have people that tall in Mexico?
wow
Kansas City Royals: your 2006 and 2007 NL Central champions!
That's gotta be
a contender for dumbest question of the year. Actually, there are more than a couple canidates in this waste of an interview.
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by aHorseWithNoName on Apr 16, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Reminds me of an SNL skit
The one where a centaur goes to a job interview and instead of asking about the centaur’s qualifications, the interviewer (Christopher Walken) just asks him all sorts of inappropriate questions about what it’s like being a centaur. It’s pretty much just like that. But not at all funny.
Wait is the interviewer...
9 years old?
No…
Retarded?
No…
Then wow this really is a bad interview
Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
Thats the worst fucking interview ive ever read
what a dumbshit.. could he ask him about anymore Mexican stereotypes.. unbelievable
Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.
I seriously feel bad Soria sat through that.
Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.
Have you guys ever watched the Daily Show or The Colbert Report?
They pull this same kind of stuff in interviews. I would imagine that if Soria was laughing during the interview then he was entertained by the questions. At least it wasn’t the same old questions with the same cliched answers. The only thing I felt that was out of bounds was the braces question. That seemed to catch him by surprise.
This was my favorite part:
DB: How does one pitch a perfect game in the Mexican League, where hitters have such an advantage because of the elevation? It’s like old Coors Field in that league, no?
JS: Well, the perfect game was in Mexican winter ball. That league is not too high [in elevation]. It’s near the Pacific Ocean and it’s not too high there. Mexico City is high, but where I threw the perfect game, it’s not. It’s on the coast, so…
DB: Well, then it’s not as impressive as I thought it was!
JS: No! [laughs].
I don't mind if you ask a Mexican about things concerning Mexico
but the things he was asking showed that the interviewer knows nothing about Mexico except stupid, unfunny stereotypes that Carlos Mencia might bring up (to bring up more Comedy Central references).
Kansas City Royals: your 2006 and 2007 NL Central champions!
+100 on the comparison to the very unfunny Carlos Mencia
He and Dane Cook need to be shot into deep space together. Or into the sun.
The immoderate moderator
by Scott McKinney on Apr 16, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Very much agree on Carlos Mencia
If I said the same things he did, I would be branded a racist and unfunny. But hey, he’s doing it in his funny Mexican accent! So it’s funny! Right?
Dane Cook symbolizes all that is wrong with today’s youth.
And yes, some of the Mexican questions were a little stereotypical, but The Mexicutioner totally sounds like a Lucha Libre character.
I don’t know, I guess I just wasn’t offended by it, and found some of it amusing.
I'm also not sure
that this interviewer guy is going for a Daily Show/Colbert-style inappropriate/bizarre interview. Admittedly, I have not read the other interviews linked at the bottom of this one, so your idea may be possible.
Even still, Stewart/Colbert generally manage to be funny; this guy just comes off as obnoxious. Sure, when Colbert talks to the head of the American Newspaper Association about the death of the newspaper it’s a sort of awkward, uncomfortable interview, but his questions are at least witty and amusing. Dumbass questions about whether Mexico has tall people or whether removing Soria’s braces may affect his pitching are just, well, dumb.
Here are sample questions from the other bizarre interviews he did in the links
Joe Maddon questions
DB: Which major league city is the most bicycle friendly?
DB: Should you think about platooning (left-handed hitting) Dave Martinez as your bench coach because he isn’t as effective against left-handers (-.083 career OPS)?
DB: How many people named Ray can you name in 30 seconds?
DB: You went 19-10 as skipper of the ‘99 Anaheim Angels — can you believe you didn’t get American League Interim Manager of the Year?
DB: Do you get your glasses supplied through an endorsement, or do you have to go to the hardware store just like the rest of us?
CC Sabathia
Q: I read in a secret file that, when you were a little boy, your mom says you had an imaginary friend named “Danny.” Please say it’s true.
Q: Would he be your invisible runner on third?
Q: When you look at Ryan Braun, what food comes to mind?
Q: To help prove that you have the biggest pants in the majors, can you tell us what size they are?
Q: I’m looking for some dirt on the Indians. You’re a guy to ask because you just came from there. The Tribe has been struggling. How much blame should we place on Eric Wedge for not re-growing his imperial mustache in a time of crisis?
Q: They’re putting up a statue of Fonzie in downtown Milwaukee. By how much does that trump the Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland
The real problem is that he's trying to be funny and he's failing dismally
And neither Stewart nor Colbert are like that.
The immoderate moderator
by Scott McKinney on Apr 16, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
The one benefit of the doubt I'm perhaps prepared to give the interviewer
is that I think this is how some Colbert interviews would read if written down. This may have seemed way different based on the delivery of the questions. But I didn’t really find it funny.
Kansas City Royals: your 2006 and 2007 NL Central champions!
I feel like someone should apologize to Joakim on behalf of white people everywhere
That was awful. God damn.
by Soria's Unibrow on Apr 16, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions
But you make fun of his unibrow!
So I’ll apologize to him for you too. j/k ;)
The immoderate moderator
by Scott McKinney on Apr 16, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually I do it out of unity
If I let it go, I have a unibrow, too. I’m glad that he’s out and proud about his unibrow, though. I’m just not there yet. I hope to be that brave someday.
Uni pride!
by Soria's Unibrow on Apr 16, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I think a bunch of fans should go to the games and all wear Soria jerseys with Amish beards and unibrows
It could be the Mexicutioner’s personal rooting section.
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by Scott McKinney on Apr 16, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow
I’m offended for him. Just wow.
by Royal from Queens on Apr 16, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Oh, I don't know if I can't get too worked up about this
[laughs]
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I stopped reading about halfway thru...
this dude is the biggest dildo…I would have smacked him.
"As an authentic Mexican Person"
give me a freakin’ break.
ZG got interviewed by him too
http://ca.sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Answer-Man-Zack-Greinke-talks-burritos-beauty-?urn=mlb,89356#comments
And this is ZG’s Fiance (apparently)
http://www.emilykuchar.com/index2.php?v=v1
BOOM! ROASTED!
Oh I remember reading this last year
This is a much better interview, as are some of the other ones he has done. He just failed with the Soria one apparently. This one actually tries to talk to Zack as a person and gives us more insight into Grienke (with some silly humor thrown in). Whereas with the Soria one, the interviewer deals in stereotypes the whole time and never really talks about Soria.
Kansas City Royals: your 2006 and 2007 NL Central champions!
After reading that yesterday
I felt bad for Soria and embarrassed for Yahoo. That was an awful interview. Could you have asked him about the Mexican hat dance, Cinco de Mayo, and chupacabra making the horrible interview complete. I mean “where’s the best Mexican food in KC”- that’s not a bad question. But following it up with Taco Bell and asking about Chicago and just pounding the bad stereotypes- it’s just moronic.
Just read it
Didn’t think it was that bad. Not really funny, but not awful either.
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by Matt Klaassen on Apr 17, 2009 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions
aren't
aren’t jokes that are misworded in precisely the wrong way hilarious?
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by Matt Klaassen on Apr 17, 2009 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
even funnier:
when the joke is worded the right way, but the teller gets mixed up and corrects it
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by Matt Klaassen on Apr 17, 2009 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Who writes this stuff?
JS: [Laughs]. Well, no. I don’t each too much Taco Bell. I just never liked that food.
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