As was posted in another fanpost I totally agree that we should start a countdown timer for how much longer Farnsworth will be on the team. Not only Farnsy, but I feel that a Guillen timer will be required as well.
Maybe something like the national debt clock perhaps a combo of time spent and amount of money wasted on these two signings. Cheers as the time counts down, groans as the dollar bills go out the door.
I don't have the technical know how for this type of feet, so I post this in the hope that someone on this site will have the ability to make this Royals fan's dream a reality.