A Truce in the Battle of Grass Creek?
by SeattleChief on Apr 20, 2009 4:06 PM EDT
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PrintThe international community has breathed a huge sigh of relief today as signs of detente are emerging between the Seattle Mariners and Kansas City Royals.
Thanks to some high-level diplomacy and solid analytical work by a buddy of mine, the Battle of Grass Creek may have been peacefully resolved.
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/4/20/845977/hypothetical-mariners-and-royals
Ladies and gentlemen, your 2009 MariRoyals.
Somehow Kyle Farnsworth did not make the final 25 man roster...go figure.
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Truce? TRUCE?
Things are just heating up!!! The Mariners and Royals are both sitting in FIRST PLACE! They are a date with destiny. They will inevitably clash in an October matchup that will have intercontinental ramifications from here to Wyoming. You sir, are the new Neville Chamberlain. Appease the Mariners? NEVER!!!!
NO MERCY!!!! ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE!!!
Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com
by RoyalsRetro on Apr 20, 2009 4:32 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Kyle Farnsworth
may be overpaid, and not very good, but we will never give up the fight. Ever. He is one of us til the day he dies or his contract expires, whichever comes first.
Look...
I’m not saying we disarm the nukes (Greinke’s slider, Meche’s curve, Davies’s change, Guillen’s temper, Blomquist’s grit), just that we back down from hair trigger alert.
Too much blood has been shed for too many years.
All we are saying is give peace a chance.
by SeattleChief on Apr 20, 2009 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Damned dirty hippie
The immoderate moderator
by Scott McKinney on Apr 20, 2009 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sir
We are at DEFCON 4. Alert Level – RED ELEVATED!!!
Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com
by RoyalsRetro on Apr 20, 2009 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Only good Mariner is a dead Mariner
“Dirty, Lyin, Villaneous Seattle SCUM!!!!”
)If you get the movie reference, you get a gold star)
by Your_Moms_Boyfriend on Apr 20, 2009 5:22 PM EDT reply actions
Home Alone?
with the black and white movie – where that old man shoots everyone with his Tommy Gun?
by Royal from Queens on Apr 20, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
An ape,
in one of the sequals to “Planet of the Apes”? Or was it in the original?
I know it was “Only good human is a dead human”
Mr Glass, this is a pro sports team, not a retail store - run it like one!
Nice team though...
Even Trey couldn’t screw that up.
But no, the missiles must remain targeted, the bombs armed,. NO SURRENDER.
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OH, it is on. It is SO on.
"I'll be the first one to tell you, Don't follow me. I'll let you down. Follow Jesus." Trey Hillman
OK, got it.
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