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A Truce in the Battle of Grass Creek?

The international community has breathed a huge sigh of relief today as signs of detente are emerging between the Seattle Mariners and Kansas City Royals. 

Thanks to some high-level diplomacy and solid analytical work by a buddy of mine, the Battle of Grass Creek may have been peacefully resolved.

http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/4/20/845977/hypothetical-mariners-and-royals

Ladies and gentlemen, your 2009 MariRoyals.

Somehow Kyle Farnsworth did not make the final 25 man roster...go figure.

 

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Kyle Farnsworth

may be overpaid, and not very good, but we will never give up the fight. Ever. He is one of us til the day he dies or his contract expires, whichever comes first.

by wildthang on Apr 20, 2009 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Look...

I’m not saying we disarm the nukes (Greinke’s slider, Meche’s curve, Davies’s change, Guillen’s temper, Blomquist’s grit), just that we back down from hair trigger alert.

Too much blood has been shed for too many years.

All we are saying is give peace a chance.

by SeattleChief on Apr 20, 2009 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sir

We are at DEFCON 4. Alert Level – RED ELEVATED!!!

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Apr 20, 2009 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Only good Mariner is a dead Mariner

“Dirty, Lyin, Villaneous Seattle SCUM!!!!”

)If you get the movie reference, you get a gold star)

by Your_Moms_Boyfriend on Apr 20, 2009 5:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Home Alone?

with the black and white movie – where that old man shoots everyone with his Tommy Gun?

by Royal from Queens on Apr 20, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

An ape,

in one of the sequals to “Planet of the Apes”? Or was it in the original?

I know it was “Only good human is a dead human”

Mr Glass, this is a pro sports team, not a retail store - run it like one!

by loyal2sdad on Apr 21, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice team though...

Even Trey couldn’t screw that up.

But no, the missiles must remain targeted, the bombs armed,. NO SURRENDER.

The Allard Baird of incisive internet discourse.

by kcbottom9th on Apr 20, 2009 5:33 PM EDT reply actions  

OH, it is on. It is SO on.

"I'll be the first one to tell you, Don't follow me. I'll let you down. Follow Jesus." Trey Hillman

OK, got it.

The General Theory of Royaltivity

by kabrink on Apr 20, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

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