Game 14 Overflow Thread
Through six innings, the offense has looked sort of feeble. Check that - they've looked incredibly feeble. The pressure has been on Bannister all night, with only a one-run cushion with which to work. Will it be enough? Will the Royals bats ever come through? On a scale of 1-10, how gushy will the next edition of JoePo's BannyLog be?
I need more words now, so here's some lyrics:
There ain't no morals to these stories at all
And everything I tell you, you can bet will be a lie
I been away from the living, I don't need to be forgiven
I'm just waiting for that cold black sun-cracked numb-inside soul of mine
....to come alive
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first
If you don't understand it, kill it.
by Discodave on Apr 22, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
first
Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
by averagegatsby on Apr 22, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
first
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by 306008 on Apr 22, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ha. Losers. :)
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by 306008 on Apr 22, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
second
anyone watching the espn game right now? There have been no less than three mentions of the greatest fans in baseball.
by wildthang on Apr 22, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
They're talking about KC?
If you don't understand it, kill it.
by Discodave on Apr 22, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are they gushing over those long suffering Pirates fans?
Kudos to them!
Wait, that’s probably not it, is it?
by sterlingice on Apr 22, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gawd I hate the Cardinals
Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
by averagegatsby on Apr 22, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Refreshments?
Rock on
Kansas City Royals: your 2006 and 2007 NL Central champions!
by mazoboom on Apr 22, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Absolutely.
Fizzy Fuzzy AND The Bottle & Fresh Horses are two of my all-time favorite albums to listen to, beginning-to-end.
So. Great.
WTF, self?
by minda33 on Apr 22, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I totally agree
Both of those albums are perfect roadtrip music. I could gush about the both for long paragraphs.
Kansas City Royals: your 2006 and 2007 NL Central champions!
by mazoboom on Apr 22, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Glad to know
Porcus and I aren’t the only fans here.
WTF, self?
by minda33 on Apr 22, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
bumbaddabumbaddabumbaddabumbummbaaadaabum bum
DUN DUN DUN DUNDUN DA DA LADDA DUM DAH DAH
by wildthang on Apr 22, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish these guys would take some pitches
They make Lee look like he is a freakin cy young winner or something
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Apr 22, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What uplifting lyrics!
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
by cfizzle on Apr 22, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Posted on the other thread...
I doubt he’ll be able to throw shutout baseball every time out (duh), but I’m impressed. If Hoch’s improvement is for real, then we have 6 legitimate starting pitchers.
Unless last night was more indicative of Ponson’s true performance.
by rockchalk on Apr 22, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Even 3, 4, and 5 starters are capable of great games
It’s all about frequency
by sterlingice on Apr 22, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice AB from jake
rally time
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Polka baby
Hillman's facial hair is inconsistent. I am anything but
by McClure 'stache on Apr 22, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Another non-GB result from Jake.
He just doesn’t hit the ball on the ground. His swing is way too loopy, I guess.
by rockchalk on Apr 22, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
the ball makes a different sound off Jacobs bat compared to our other punch
and judy hitters
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Apr 22, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
no joke
it sounded like the bat was cracked in half
Mike Jacobs.... I hope your bat has as much lift as your hair does.....
by iNaLeXwEtRuSt on Apr 22, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great game for Banni.
6 innings. 4 Hits. 2 BBs. 1 K. 10 GB outs…. Worked quick. That’s what we want from Banni.
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by 306008 on Apr 22, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Just curious.
Why the “i” at the end of Banny?
by rockchalk on Apr 22, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bannister?
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by 306008 on Apr 22, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah.
But why the “i”?
If it’s just Banni, you wouldn’t pronounce it the traditional Bann-ee.
I figured that was it, just didn’t know if there was an inside joke or something I was missing.
by rockchalk on Apr 22, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sure you would...
think about Yogi Berra… how do you pronounce that?
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by 306008 on Apr 22, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I suppose.
OK, I guess I’m wrong.
It just looks weird, I guess. I was just curious, really.
by rockchalk on Apr 22, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's just how I've always wrote it ? I don't know...
more aesthetically pleasing I guess… the i.
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by 306008 on Apr 22, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
not bannyster
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by 306008 on Apr 22, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
can't ask for more than that
fantastic game for a #5 starter
by KCScuba on Apr 22, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's why callaspo should hit second
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Apr 22, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I second that...
hahaha
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by 306008 on Apr 22, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alberto for 3000 hits!!
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by 306008 on Apr 22, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Callaspo....
would have stretched that to third
Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
by averagegatsby on Apr 22, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
singles train
choo choo
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
When does Buck get to hit again?
I’m guessing tomorrow, because Meche is pitching?
by rockchalk on Apr 22, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Callaspo NEEDS to be hitting 2nd in the lineup.
At least until Aviles figures out why he’s a baseball player in the first place.
by Uscbalto on Apr 22, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Miguel Olivo = Clutch!
zacKKKKK for Cy Young!
by Ken Harvey on Apr 22, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice try
But that Trey Hillman voodoo doll you got is defective so quit having him point to the bench
by sterlingice on Apr 22, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Big fat suckhole appearing in lineup nightly.
If you don't understand it, kill it.
by Discodave on Apr 22, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
pinch hit brayan for willie
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
nope. Bloomie comes through. tHAT'S A ROCKET
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by 306008 on Apr 22, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Frank White does chuckle a ton!
I never noticed it until tonight.
zacKKKKK for Cy Young!
by Ken Harvey on Apr 22, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ANd now you'll never
un-notice!
WTF, self?
by minda33 on Apr 22, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ive been hating it...
Cant wait for Slit to rebound from spinaldifita or what ever he has
Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
by averagegatsby on Apr 22, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for nothing, Miguel.
Maybe GRIT can come through.
by rockchalk on Apr 22, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
should've pinch hit B Pena here and then subbed in mitch
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Apr 22, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
or buck even....and kept pena on the bench for backup
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That swing from Jacobs was GREAT.
If he was fast he’d of had a double easy.
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by 306008 on Apr 22, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
sweet mother of god how do you let willie ballgame bat here
WTF
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Because of that kind of power!
(bloop)
by hunter s. royal on Apr 22, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
(to those listening on the radio broadcast)
Scott, we make every pitcher look like a Cy Young winner…
by sterlingice on Apr 22, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So I love how we take struggling Ace pitchers and make them good again.
C.C. this year and last.
Cliff Lee this year.
So many others.
by Uscbalto on Apr 22, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
At this rate...
In that little league park they call new Yankee Stadium, we might get 3 runs on him sigh
by sterlingice on Apr 22, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Remeber that time Olivo hit a homerun?
He sure does. And pictures it every single AB.
Kansas City Royals: your 2006 and 2007 NL Central champions!
by mazoboom on Apr 22, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Where's the grit meter?
If you don't understand it, kill it.
by Discodave on Apr 22, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nevermind The Spork is clutch
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Apr 22, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
NEVER EVER DOUBT GRIT AGAIN!!!
Trey Hillman knows what the fuck he’s doing, all right?
by rockchalk on Apr 22, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
BLOOM
goes the dynamite!
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by kcbottom9th on Apr 22, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Well played Sir
zacKKKKK for Cy Young!
by Ken Harvey on Apr 22, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
bloomquist has earned an on-field interview:

by royalstern05 on Apr 22, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I love her.
So, so much. If I had five wishes, one of them would be to spend a day drinking and watching sports with EA. No joke.
WTF, self?
by minda33 on Apr 22, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not only is she beautiful
but she seems like she knows what she’s doing. Not just a pretty face.
by AxDxMx on Apr 22, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait!?!?!?!
She actually talks about sports… Man!
Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
by averagegatsby on Apr 22, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
by averagegatsby on Apr 22, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what is the trick to posting gifs?
Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
by averagegatsby on Apr 22, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://s35.photobucket.com/albums/d177/averagegatsby/?action=view¤t=ohface.gif
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by averagegatsby on Apr 22, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Exactly.
That’s why she’s amazing. if I were prettier, I’d aspire to be her. As it is, well….not quite so much.
WTF, self?
by minda33 on Apr 22, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My first love was...
Melissa Stark on MNF
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by averagegatsby on Apr 22, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahhh...
Both of the Andrews sisters are easy on the eyes.
Ever see the Dan Patrick pick with them?
Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
by averagegatsby on Apr 22, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no...?
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
by cfizzle on Apr 22, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
by averagegatsby on Apr 22, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You couldn't...
kick the smile of DP’s face if you tried
Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
by averagegatsby on Apr 22, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He is trying really hard to
cop a feel on both of them. It’s impressive.
WTF, self?
by minda33 on Apr 22, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha.
I was thinking the same thing.
I think he succeeded on the non-Erin Andrews.
by rockchalk on Apr 22, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
if you ever listen to the DP show...
the over under on Erin Andrews mentions should always be set at 7, and I will always take the over
Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
by averagegatsby on Apr 22, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
those hands
look very photoshopped. pic looks real, the coppin’ was created in post-production.
by theverbs on Apr 22, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
also
longest forearms on planet earth.
by theverbs on Apr 22, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dont think so...
that picture was on the front page of his radio show website for a long time
Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
by averagegatsby on Apr 22, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Take a look at the pattern of the creases on his sleeves.
They are identical, just flipped around. Same arm twice. Also, why would those creases be blurry?
Official. Shopped!
by theverbs on Apr 22, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
????
Bloomy?
Hillman's facial hair is inconsistent. I am anything but
by McClure 'stache on Apr 22, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I still think this is the best pic posted tonight.
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by 306008 on Apr 22, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
god hillman is so lucky at times
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Lucky?
Pfft.
I think the word you’re trying for there is “genious”.
by rockchalk on Apr 22, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You're way ahead of me rockchalk. Nice.
by hunter s. royal on Apr 22, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm still saying Genuis to myself over and over.... I longer believe it's a real word.
If you don't understand it, kill it.
by Discodave on Apr 22, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no longer.
If you don't understand it, kill it.
by Discodave on Apr 22, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got it rockchalk
I thought it was pretty clever.
by AxDxMx on Apr 22, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It does take a "genious" to see how "good" Willie is
Hillman's facial hair is inconsistent. I am anything but
by McClure 'stache on Apr 22, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Genious, Genuis
If you don't understand it, kill it.
by Discodave on Apr 22, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I so love the Coco Crisp signing. Had a great feeling about it at the time I heard about it.
by Uscbalto on Apr 22, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
you mean RamRam trade
Hillman's facial hair is inconsistent. I am anything but
by McClure 'stache on Apr 22, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"singles on soft fly ball"
how insulting, Bloomy is a monster at hitting!
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by mazoboom on Apr 22, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So, Clifton hits 100 pitches
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by kcbottom9th on Apr 22, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
strike 2 to coco nowhere even close
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i know it...
oh well…. maybe we should have bunted for a hit? :)
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by 306008 on Apr 22, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
seriously, I hate umpires so much
No, it does not bring personality into the game
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by mazoboom on Apr 22, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You want to join me for umpire school?
We can do just as good of a job. In Missouri, you can umpire HS ball just by passing a test… :) Let’s try it.
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by 306008 on Apr 22, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who is comin in?
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Apr 22, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't know
but I feel a whole lot better about whoever it is with that 2nd run
by KCScuba on Apr 22, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's gotta be frustrating to have Banny pretty much shut you down for 6 innings.
We are the masters of getting destroyed by marginal pitchers. It’s nice to do it to someone else.
by rockchalk on Apr 22, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
anytime the garbage time portion of our lineup can score a run with 2 outs
i’ll take it
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Took Bloomy out too...Good job Trey
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Apr 22, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ya that would've probably been smart
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Apr 22, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mitch!!
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Nice shot you idiot.
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by 306008 on Apr 22, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
well that isn't what we wanted
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Apr 22, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What's sad? I'm not sure how much I trust the bullpen anymore.
Between Farnsworth, Hillman, and lingering doubts about Wright and Tejeda, I no longer feel confident like I did last year.
by Eppenweb on Apr 22, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
mismanagement ftw
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Announces his presence with authority
and a huge fuckup
zacKKKKK for Cy Young!
by Ken Harvey on Apr 22, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Jamey Wright isn't really that great of a pitcher
just saying
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Bring in Farnsworth!
zacKKKKK for Cy Young!
by Ken Harvey on Apr 22, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what I'm saying.
It is Juan Cruz, Soria, and maybe Tejeda and everyone else isn’t that great.
And Hillman won’t freaking use Soria.
by Eppenweb on Apr 22, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Give it up for Bannister though, huh?
My USC breathen. That was much better than Ho Ram.
by Uscbalto on Apr 22, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Not going to end well.
DO NOT WANT
Farny being Farny.
by JobDDT on Apr 22, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
GIDP time, Jamey.
Make up for that ridiculous beanball.
Please tell me someone is getting ready.
Jamey looks awful, so far tonight.
by rockchalk on Apr 22, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Get Banni in there for the GB....
Where is that pitch?
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by 306008 on Apr 22, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Cmon Wright
Don’t blow this!
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway - An Onymous
by ratherfantastic on Apr 22, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
the rain looks ridiclous
why are they still playing
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
WOo
Nice Wright
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway - An Onymous
by ratherfantastic on Apr 22, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Can I help you?
No thanks. I’m just looKing.
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by 306008 on Apr 22, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah baby
"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell
by buddyball on Apr 22, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
K!!!!!!!!! (backward)
Hillman's facial hair is inconsistent. I am anything but
by McClure 'stache on Apr 22, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Way to be aggresive rook!
zacKKKKK for Cy Young!
by Ken Harvey on Apr 22, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
nice comeback
now let’s get a double play and keep this tidy
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What is that guy lookin for?
Oh wow it is really raining I thought you guys were jackin around I hadn’t noticed
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Apr 22, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh ho!
what a strategy. Pretend to be wild and they won’t swing at the next three strikes!
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by mazoboom on Apr 22, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
worked in Bull Durham...
Crash Davis: Ok, next pitch…I want you to hit the bull in the head….just trust me.
(practically kills mascot with a fastball)
Batter: This guy’s crazy.
CD: Yep. I’d go ahead and dig in there if I were…(looks in batter’s eye)… I don’t know where it’s going.
by RoyalsFanInBillings on Apr 22, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"He doesn't throw anything that's straight"
No wonder Ryan loves Wright!
zacKKKKK for Cy Young!
by Ken Harvey on Apr 22, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
haahahahahahhaa
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lol
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by kcbottom9th on Apr 22, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rec
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway - An Onymous
by ratherfantastic on Apr 22, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is the downside to being a teacher
You are around low brow humor so long it becomes a habit!
zacKKKKK for Cy Young!
by Ken Harvey on Apr 22, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tell me about it
What do you teach?
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by kcbottom9th on Apr 22, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
High School Business
and I am also the head football coach
zacKKKKK for Cy Young!
by Ken Harvey on Apr 22, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice
I teach Jr High Social Studies.
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by kcbottom9th on Apr 22, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where'd Jamey Wright come from?
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
by cfizzle on Apr 22, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
the rangers
basically, a marginal guy that got moved to the bullpen and found a bit of success
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Too many to count...
Rockies, then Brewers, then Cardinals, then Royals (in 2003!), then Rockies (again!), Giants, then Rangers for the past two years.
by rockchalk on Apr 22, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
minor league deal
could’ve be serviceable in our ballpark
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Apr 22, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really need to go mow my really small front yard... next commercial break. I'm getting it done!!
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DP DP DP DP DP DP DP DP DP DP DP DP
by KCDovaRoyals on Apr 22, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hell, Lumberg Fucked Her
zacKKKKK for Cy Young!
by Ken Harvey on Apr 22, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
!!!!!!!!!!!!!GIDP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hillman's facial hair is inconsistent. I am anything but
by McClure 'stache on Apr 22, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
whoa, sick pick by fats
NICE
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think with our defense it is GISBDP
s=should’ve been
Nevamind nice play BamBam
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Apr 22, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Butters with the scoop!
If you don't understand it, kill it.
by Discodave on Apr 22, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
good choice to take it yourself, there Michael
"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell
by buddyball on Apr 22, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
DP WOO

FINISH EM!
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway - An Onymous
by ratherfantastic on Apr 22, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
quote of the game so far.
Ryan: I’ve never understood why they wipe the barrels when it’s raining….
Frank: To keep them dry.
Lol.
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by 306008 on Apr 22, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That's Gold
If you don't understand it, kill it.
by Discodave on Apr 22, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gold + Rain...
= Golden Shower?
Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
by averagegatsby on Apr 22, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
A weather man spoke to one of my high school science classes once...
and the previous spring we had a pretty massive flood…
Teacher asked the weather man what causes floods… And honest to god with out skipping a beat the weather man said Rain…
Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
by averagegatsby on Apr 22, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was good.
I give Frank props, there.
by rockchalk on Apr 22, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Makes me think of Step Brothers:
“What are you doing??”
“I’m burying you!”
WTF, self?
by minda33 on Apr 22, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol. watched that this weekend for the first time.
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by 306008 on Apr 22, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good. Did you enjoy it?
I’ve watched it at least a dozen times. L-O-V-E.
WTF, self?
by minda33 on Apr 22, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
to many F words for me.
But it was pretty funny.
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by 306008 on Apr 22, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Billy Ray Butler
gets it done.
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by kcbottom9th on Apr 22, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I really think he should be the everyday 1B over Jacobs.
by Eppenweb on Apr 22, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think everybody does.
The only time that Jake has played 1B in the past week-or-so was Sunday. And we all know what happened, then.
by rockchalk on Apr 22, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, i think that was the nail in the coffin
if i’m mike jacobs, i’m going to hillman and saying…start butler at 1b
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Billy is the man on those pick plays.
Good call for Avilanche to just take it himself, too.
by rockchalk on Apr 22, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think this settles it
Mike Jacobs should never start at 1B again, unless we’re on the road, in interleague play, facing a right handed pitcher.
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Pretty much.
Or Billy Butler just NEEDS a day off.
Butler should definitely be the regular, there.
by rockchalk on Apr 22, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Liriano is really strugglin for the Twinkies
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Apr 22, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
what....a....shame
their rotatioin, minus glen perkins, has been meat
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
so....
who we bringing in for the eighth….
by stuckinstl12 on Apr 22, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Cruz please
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway - An Onymous
by ratherfantastic on Apr 22, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
cruz we can only hope
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
how many pitches is Lee on?
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Apr 22, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
that just shows the lack of respect for the team
to run him out there when he is already at 100
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Apr 22, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think 100-102
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by CollininCalifornia on Apr 22, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, Cruz for the 8th?
And Farnsworth for the 9th?
I do wonder who our closer will be, considering Soria must be hurting.
/dead horse isn’t quite beaten enough yet
by rockchalk on Apr 22, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So This Whole
Royals fan thing might not completely suck?
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Apr 22, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Talk to me in half an hour.
It might just suck, yet.
by rockchalk on Apr 22, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
be patient, grasshopper
"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell
by buddyball on Apr 22, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
avilanche thing not quite workin out
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
all the "fluke" proponents are chuckling quietly.
They piss me off.
by Eppenweb on Apr 22, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the indians are really scared of their own pen, huh?
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by CollininCalifornia on Apr 22, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
the dude warming up just got called up from AAA
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
bring him in !
Maybe after the game we can add him to the list.
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by 306008 on Apr 22, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Obviously Cleveland does not monitor pitch counts like the Royals do
by KCScuba on Apr 22, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
aviles' plate discipline is rather doo doo

by royalstern05 on Apr 22, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
"my job is worse than your job - trust me"
"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell
by buddyball on Apr 22, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Avilanche = yikes.
I think he could use a day off.
I hate to say it, but I wouldn’t mind a TPJ start tomorrow.
by rockchalk on Apr 22, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope Lee throws his arm out
and Wedge is happy with himself for runnin him out there at 100+
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Apr 22, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
he's gettin traded anyway
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They want to win.
And their bullpen pretty much sucks.
Even we could score plenty of runs against them last night.
by rockchalk on Apr 22, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's somethin because I remember during the votes on who was better
everyone was sayin the Indians BP was as good if not better
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Apr 22, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, like pitcher in the past.
He just remains successful and pitches for another 10 years.
by Chyladin on Apr 22, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
too high?
Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
by averagegatsby on Apr 22, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
too high..
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
by cfizzle on Apr 22, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who gives a fuck, he's out!
zacKKKKK for Cy Young!
by Ken Harvey on Apr 22, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can you guys hear that idiot yelling every pitch?
He’s annoying.
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by 306008 on Apr 22, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'll send Fluffy on him
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by ratherfantastic on Apr 22, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reminds me of the guy at the Omaha Royals game Sunday
Kept cheering on Banny into the 7th inning, not realizing that he left the game after the 2nd. Every time Josh Newman got an out, he would yell “Keep pitching like that and you will be back in the majors Banny!”
zacKKKKK for Cy Young!
by Ken Harvey on Apr 22, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol... Newman's a lefty!
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by 306008 on Apr 22, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, he was a big fan obviously!
zacKKKKK for Cy Young!
by Ken Harvey on Apr 22, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously?
I totally didn’t hear that. That’s hilarious!
WTF, self?
by minda33 on Apr 22, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah he was sitting abot 15 rows behind me
The sad thing was I believe someone told him Banny was out of the game at one point and he still kept on doing it
zacKKKKK for Cy Young!
by Ken Harvey on Apr 22, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Our plate discipline is going to get Lee out by the . . .
11th inning.
by Chyladin on Apr 22, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Butters!!!!!
If you don't understand it, kill it.
by Discodave on Apr 22, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
whoa, butler got a hit
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Awesome swing Baconater.
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by 306008 on Apr 22, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
nice hit Billy
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Apr 22, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
117 from Lee....
Not the best approach from his manager.
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by 306008 on Apr 22, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
hasn't exactly been 117 high stress pitches
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There has got to be a more attractive somebody to model those jersies
Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
by averagegatsby on Apr 22, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think it's symbolic.
They tried to pick someone equal to Kyle Farnsworth’s playing ability, being that it is his number on the back.
by rockchalk on Apr 22, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's go Teahan
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by 306008 on Apr 22, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Jeez.....
They are really scared of their bullpen.
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by ratherfantastic on Apr 22, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
did you watch the game last night?
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway - An Onymous
by ratherfantastic on Apr 22, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pushin the tickets hard
Everybody is hurtin
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Apr 22, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I would love to go to a game...
but the goddamn stadium is 3 hours drive away.
Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
by averagegatsby on Apr 22, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what the heck, that first pitch is a ball for the last three innings
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by mazoboom on Apr 22, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Meat Billy
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Apr 22, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Run Billy Run!
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by kcbottom9th on Apr 22, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Not fast enough
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by kcbottom9th on Apr 22, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Classic Butler hilarity
on the basepaths.
by SpfldDiehard on Apr 22, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow that was a disaster
jesus WHY
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Why send Butler in that situation?
zacKKKKK for Cy Young!
by Ken Harvey on Apr 22, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
what the hell??
horrible 3rd base coaching!!!
by royalstern05 on Apr 22, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
we had jacobs coming up
come on third base coach
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Shoppach is a bully
Hillman's facial hair is inconsistent. I am anything but
by McClure 'stache on Apr 22, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Billy needs to lower the shoulder or drumstick whatever he has
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Apr 22, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Billy is big enough a guy...
to have Pete Rose steamrolled that dude
Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
by averagegatsby on Apr 22, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It's not like we have our best hitter coming up next or anything
I can see why then gambled.
by KCScuba on Apr 22, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Why the fuck would you send him there?
We could rack up more pitches on Cliff Lee.
Jacobs has been pretty solid today and on the season.
Come on, Dave Owen. Give Jake a chance to hit a huge shot and pretty much end the game.
by rockchalk on Apr 22, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Did Butler even realize he had the ball?
If you don't understand it, kill it.
by Discodave on Apr 22, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
UGLY...
Billy slipped on the plate…got lucky he didn’t break an ankle…
Billy has got to form tackle there. Shoppach is a Royal killer anyway so we might as well take him out. We’ve got Olivo, Farnsworth, Jacobs…. some guys I’d avoid in a fight.
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by 306008 on Apr 22, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd rather see 3rd be aggressive compared to previous years of everybody hold
Besides, Billy is built like a linebacker, put a shoulder down man! PLOW HIM!
by AxDxMx on Apr 22, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah but he was out by a country freakin mile
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not saying I agree with it
but I like to see the aggressiveness, just not with the slow guys
by AxDxMx on Apr 22, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, not with Butler
Sure any other player would have scored. But Butler you hold.
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by mazoboom on Apr 22, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
blahhhhhhh
apparently wright is going out to face the top of the lineup ?
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
didn't sound close on the radio
did Billy even try to slide/barrel over Shoppach? Sounded like he said “Ah, f*** it…where’s my Baconator?”
by RoyalsFanInBillings on Apr 22, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
out by like 5 feet
Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
by averagegatsby on Apr 22, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Way to get a tiring Lee out of the 8th
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by mazoboom on Apr 22, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Was it close at all?
Jacobs had like a 25% chance tops to get a hit against whatever lefty specialist they’d bring in
by kcdc1 on Apr 22, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He h ad like a 2% chance of scoring.
And that’s only if Jhonny Peralta made a terrible throw (which he did, of course, but Shoppach made a great play on the ball to catch it.
by rockchalk on Apr 22, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks sizemore...
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I WANT FARNSWORTH!
zacKKKKK for Cy Young!
by Ken Harvey on Apr 22, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Is Soria at least warming up?
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by 306008 on Apr 22, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Sizemore bunts
good idea
Hillman's facial hair is inconsistent. I am anything but
by McClure 'stache on Apr 22, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
JAMEY WRIGHT IN THE 8TH . . . .
am i smoking crack??
by royalstern05 on Apr 22, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wright again...I heard about this Mexican guy we have on the team
does anyone know his name?
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Apr 22, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Cruz?
Or is that keyboard sarcasm?
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway - An Onymous
by ratherfantastic on Apr 22, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Elmer Dessens?
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by kcbottom9th on Apr 22, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Venezuelutioner?
The Lichtensteinian?
Australia Man?
by sterlingice on Apr 22, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
GOT IT
The Texacotioner!
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway - An Onymous
by ratherfantastic on Apr 22, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
On The Positive
Side, Teahen is still raking.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Apr 22, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow. Look at the 2 quick GBs
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by 306008 on Apr 22, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
if wright works through this inning, watch hillman just run him out there for the 9th
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
HEEEEEYYYY YYOOOOOOUUUUU GGGUUUUUUUYYYYYYYYSSSSSS
SSSSSSOOOOOOOOORRRRRRR IIIIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
by AxDxMx on Apr 22, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Billy like this!

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
by averagegatsby on Apr 22, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He totally took out the lead singer of Blind Melon there!
by Uscbalto on Apr 22, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
serves him right for being a Heroin junky
Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
by averagegatsby on Apr 22, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Soria Soria Soria Soria
Soria Soria Soria Soria Soria
Hillman's facial hair is inconsistent. I am anything but
by McClure 'stache on Apr 22, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
why wouldn't soria be brought in to face victor martinez?????
by royalstern05 on Apr 22, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
if a man gets on base
i have to assume hillman will be shamed into pitching him for 4 outs…right? right?
by kcdc1 on Apr 22, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hee's not the tying run
wright was rolling, my super critical ass didn’t even mind that
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
In fairness
Wright was looking good. Groundball pitcher, meh. I can take it.
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by kcbottom9th on Apr 22, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, will Soria pitch the 9th?
Or has he not pitched in so long he won’t be able to handle it?
by rockchalk on Apr 22, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
quick 1-2-3
give wright credit – very nice.
by royalstern05 on Apr 22, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Jamey Wright was a wrestler
Anyone else see that cauliflower ear?
by AxDxMx on Apr 22, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I didn't notice.
But once I see it, I won’t be able to un-notice.
WTF, self?
by minda33 on Apr 22, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Give Wright the 9th screw that Mexicutioner guy
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Apr 22, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Jamey Wright = The Real Deal
zacKKKKK for Cy Young!
by Ken Harvey on Apr 22, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I need a Soria sighting.
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by 306008 on Apr 22, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Trey Hillman = genious.
Although, it is tough to argue with those results.
by rockchalk on Apr 22, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
woo hoo
I don’t care if we score 10 runs next inning, we better see Soria.
by KCScuba on Apr 22, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
SORIA TIME
I love how I don’t even care about the top of the 9th
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by mazoboom on Apr 22, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't you doubt Jamey Wright
He’s a True Royal
by raefzilla on Apr 22, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
An IZOD commercial? Seriously?
zacKKKKK for Cy Young!
by Ken Harvey on Apr 22, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Seriously we joke about it but Wright may be just as effective as a Soria that hasn't pitched since 1998.
by Uscbalto on Apr 22, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i wouldn't doubt it
buttttttttttttttttt he should be able to manage
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
As bad as farnsworth has been
Wright has been as good
So I guess we have to give Moore some credit for that one.
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So, who is saying that Soria is actually coming into the game?
I say we go with Farnsworth.
by rockchalk on Apr 22, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
DO NOT WANT
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway - An Onymous
by ratherfantastic on Apr 22, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's too rusty
Go to Farnsworth or Ho-Ram. They pitched yesterday
by sterlingice on Apr 22, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're jinxing ourselves into a Soria blown save, I'm telling you.
The last 20 years as a Royals fan totally haven’t made me at all superstitious
by Uscbalto on Apr 22, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what will happen, will happen
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hell why not...
might as well give him enough rope to hang himself
Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
by averagegatsby on Apr 22, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
didn't you read the joe torre book
he might literally hang himself
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey sonny. Toss me a keystone light
Come on Nancy. Put it right down the middle.
AHHHHAAAHAAahhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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by 306008 on Apr 22, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What are you nuts? He is an 84 year old man!
zacKKKKK for Cy Young!
by Ken Harvey on Apr 22, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Soria blows the save
when his arm falls off and explodes from underuse.
by AxDxMx on Apr 22, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I saw a picture
It has withered away.
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by kcbottom9th on Apr 22, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like Jim Abbott
/so wrong
by Official Arrowhead Pride Parade on Apr 22, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Farnsworth goes on...
to pitch 112 straight scoreless innings
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by ratherfantastic on Apr 22, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh oh
MLB debut tonight! Facing Jacobs, Callaspo, Olivo.
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by 306008 on Apr 22, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Kid looks totally nervous.
All fidgety and stuff.
WTF, self?
by minda33 on Apr 22, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like how his hat is still billed like it comes... lol.
He hasn’t gotten it formed yet. :)
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by 306008 on Apr 22, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's the new "style".
Everyone loves the flat-brims.
It’s intentional.
by rockchalk on Apr 22, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no, his isn't.
It’s not flat… it’s got that weird shape and the hat is real high on top of his head…
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by 306008 on Apr 22, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, just kidding.
I didn’t see it, I was just assuming.
by rockchalk on Apr 22, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Welcome to the show Tony!
Jacobs home run now!
zacKKKKK for Cy Young!
by Ken Harvey on Apr 22, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
wow. a 45th round draft pick in 2004.
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by 306008 on Apr 22, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone please tell me Farnsworth is warming up.
Maybe, Soria could get the final guy out.
It’s probably rushing him back, but Trey might be willing to think outside the box like thh at.
by rockchalk on Apr 22, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So, what happens when the royals score 4 runs here?
Save Soria for Tomorrow??
by Chyladin on Apr 22, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Of course
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by kcbottom9th on Apr 22, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Farnsworth
Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
by averagegatsby on Apr 22, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This dude's name on Yahoo Gameday is T. Sipp.
That’s a great rapper name, not so great pitcher name
by Uscbalto on Apr 22, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
2-2 count... uh oh.
Shipp is going getting ready to serve one up.
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sip. whatever his name is.
K’d
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by 306008 on Apr 22, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
throwin the gas
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Apr 22, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Jacobs took too big a Sipp from that cupp...
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by mazoboom on Apr 22, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
great outing
six scoreless innings, couple walks, 1 k…lots of groundballs. Typical Banny being Banny outing
by RoyalsFanInBillings on Apr 22, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
a lot of ground balls
Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
by averagegatsby on Apr 22, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was definitely a Home Run swing
Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
by averagegatsby on Apr 22, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Soria warming up
9 nights ago he pitched
by ZachMartin2 on Apr 22, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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by Bart41 on Apr 22, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish there was MLB clothing
made for girls….that didn’t cost a bazillion dollars. Thanks but no thanks, alyssa.
WTF, self?
by minda33 on Apr 22, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's up with that
I noticed in the team store they had a nice looking girl’s hoodie. Price was $120! Screw that.
by AxDxMx on Apr 22, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I tried to order a "girly" size jersey from Scheels last year
they fucked up every detail of the order, so here I sit in a Bannister jersey that is big enough to be a dress. The bad news: It’s not what I ordered at all. The good news: No need for pants!
WTF, self?
by minda33 on Apr 22, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
there really is never a need for pants though
Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
by averagegatsby on Apr 22, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that Alyssa Millano?
Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
by averagegatsby on Apr 22, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy Shit...
How!?!?!
Almost makes up for her being a Kentucky fan
Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
by averagegatsby on Apr 22, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
She is?
Are you thinking of Ashley Judd?
by rockchalk on Apr 22, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah... Your right
Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
by averagegatsby on Apr 22, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Callaspo smoaked that.
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like justin smoak... no one got that.
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by 306008 on Apr 22, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
this guy is rated 17th in their system
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Apr 22, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but he has never faced a hitter like Miggy!
zacKKKKK for Cy Young!
by Ken Harvey on Apr 22, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Soria sighting!!
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Makes me want to give some one the old Tony Danza
zacKKKKK for Cy Young!
by Ken Harvey on Apr 22, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can see Sipps confidence growing.
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by 306008 on Apr 22, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Olivo will do that
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by mazoboom on Apr 22, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just saw Soria.
He was even pitching.
Who knew?
by rockchalk on Apr 22, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
SORIA CAN THROW THE BASEBALL?
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well this dude owned us.
3 outs.
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Mexicute them.
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by 306008 on Apr 22, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
whoa, Olivo laid off two in a row at least
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by mazoboom on Apr 22, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
WOW HE IS COMING IN
He’ll probably blow it and Trey will think he was right for the last couple days
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Apr 22, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I will take a 1-2-3 inning, please
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
didn't specify 3 K's
assume you’re giving him room to be rusty
by kcdc1 on Apr 22, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he'd better make it 1-2-3
trey won’t let him pitch to more than 3 batters since he’s been out of action for so long
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Apr 22, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Now pitching... after spending the past 9 days in an undisclosed location..."
Joakim Soria!
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Internview.
Reporter, “Soria, how was your vacation?”
Soria, “????”
by Chyladin on Apr 22, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope Ryan, in his trying to be funny sorta way, says something like that.
I’d give him some props.
by rockchalk on Apr 22, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why would soria blow it
The dudes money…Game Over
by ZachMartin2 on Apr 22, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It's like he's making his MLB debut
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by 306008 on Apr 22, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm seriously worried about this, really.
It sure would suck to blow THIS lead, too.
Hopefully he isn’t too rusty.
by rockchalk on Apr 22, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
jamie wright's countdown clock to reality time is counting down. his era and whip the last 2 years are attrocious.
by Uscbalto on Apr 22, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
thats what ive been sayin
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he also had to pitch every freaking day in texas because their starters
couldn’t get out of the third inning
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Apr 22, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rangers ballpark can do that to you
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Apr 22, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Grit + Butters = Success
If you don't understand it, kill it.
by Discodave on Apr 22, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Sooooooooooriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaa
I love saying that
I love it then!
by RoyalsFanInTulsa on Apr 22, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
2 more outs please
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice play Billy
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by kcbottom9th on Apr 22, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice job Billy
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Apr 22, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Moustakas 1-3 tonight.
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nope... still playing though
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by 306008 on Apr 22, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
under
Hillman's facial hair is inconsistent. I am anything but
by McClure 'stache on Apr 22, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Twinkle toes Butler!
or is it Twinkie Toes?
by RoyalsFanInBillings on Apr 22, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think Billy deserves something for his defensive play tonight!
zacKKKKK for Cy Young!
by Ken Harvey on Apr 22, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
There it is!
If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.
by Warden11 on Apr 22, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what is the trick to posting gifs?
Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
by averagegatsby on Apr 22, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
treat it just like a picture......
1. find the gif
2. right click on it
3. select “properties”
4. copy/paste the address/URL
5. paste it as a picture on here…..preview it first so it works
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Apr 22, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://robonator.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/baconator.jpg
Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
by averagegatsby on Apr 22, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oops
Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
by averagegatsby on Apr 22, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great play by Butler.
Why should Jacobs ever play first again when Butler is in the lineup?
by rockchalk on Apr 22, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
there is no reason whatsoever
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sad isn't it.
That we can’t afford to have Butlers glove away from 1st . . . . .
Makes me shed a tear.
by Chyladin on Apr 22, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel so sad seeing:
Soria
Season IP: 4
by Eppenweb on Apr 22, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Who's pitching?
I’ve never seen this guy
(at least not for a while)
by BrRoyal on Apr 22, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hosmer 1-3 with an RBI
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by 306008 on Apr 22, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think that's pushing it
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by mazoboom on Apr 22, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah.
We do try to keep it somewhat safe for work here.
WTF, self?
by minda33 on Apr 22, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes
especially since some of us ARE at work
by RoyalsFanInBillings on Apr 22, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
fired.
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I wonder how much SBNation hurts the productivity of our nation?
You say something like, "Is that it?" I know what you`re trying to say. You`re trying to say, "Aww yeah, that`s it." Then you tell me you want some more. Well...I`m not surprised. But I`m quite sleepy.
by lobes on Apr 22, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nothing like the NCAA tourney
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Apr 23, 2009 4:42 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We need to set a policy for where "the line" is.
Are kids supposed to follow these threads?
by Eppenweb on Apr 22, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's cool...
live and learn, etc
WTF, self?
by minda33 on Apr 22, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
not ones that can read.
If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.
by Warden11 on Apr 22, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol... yeah... language gets us sometimes.
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by 306008 on Apr 22, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
can we lay off the pics kinda slow the thread down
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow very nice probably a tad too graphic
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Apr 22, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
not at work...not offended...great picture...
but i understand what theyre saying
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Apr 23, 2009 4:48 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This Joakim Soria guy,
Is he good?
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
According to MLB.com's Gameday, Soria's "out pitch" is his changeup?
by cbrett42 on Apr 22, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Actually, I guess maybe the changeup is his out pitch, but the curveball is his strikeout pitch, which is where my mind went first.
by cbrett42 on Apr 22, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, there's the rust
wasn’t even close with thos epitches
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
HE'S DOOMED
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by kcbottom9th on Apr 22, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh god, he's so rusty from all that lost work!
Hillman has ruined Soria for the rest of his career!
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by mazoboom on Apr 22, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
how do you do the sarcasm font?
i forgot.
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Apr 22, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"code" in brackets
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by mazoboom on Apr 22, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
like this?
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Apr 22, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
6-3 Double Play
zacKKKKK for Cy Young!
by Ken Harvey on Apr 22, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
would be fitting
considering how many we hit yesterday
by RoyalsFanInBillings on Apr 22, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm... looks a little rusty
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by 306008 on Apr 22, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Red Sox helping us out
by keeping the Twins down today…
WTF, self?
by minda33 on Apr 22, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh...Frank White said
that throwing in the pen is much different than throwing in games…im like jose canseco…vindicated
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Apr 22, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
but frank white was never a major league pitcher....
he can’t know what he’s talking about.
signed, NY
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Apr 22, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you must be a genius.
If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.
by Warden11 on Apr 22, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But he wasn't a pitcher.
Still not a valid point.
If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.
by Warden11 on Apr 22, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Crushing the Twins pitching
I have Liriano
by Uscbalto on Apr 22, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
me too
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Apr 22, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
me four
Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
by averagegatsby on Apr 22, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ugh that sucked
noooooooooo
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Fucking bullshit fucking bullshit.
So close to a DP.
Shitshit.
Now time for the DP?
by rockchalk on Apr 22, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
just to throw this out there....
if Soria blows this, does Hillman deserve the blame?
by RoyalsFanInBillings on Apr 22, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Here's my life's motto
(and former facebook profile pic)

WTF, self?
by minda33 on Apr 22, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
partial blame
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Apr 22, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no
but the Hillman haters already set it up to be lose-lose for Hillman whether he used Soria or not today.
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by mazoboom on Apr 22, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you act like the Hillman haters
are some tinfoil wearing cult. I think there is sufficient reason to be skeptical so far.
If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.
by Warden11 on Apr 22, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
epic
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by 306008 on Apr 22, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Christ!
If you don't understand it, kill it.
by Discodave on Apr 22, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
HOYL SHIT THAT WAS SCARY AS FUCK
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I call on the power of the NECKBEARD!
zacKKKKK for Cy Young!
by Ken Harvey on Apr 22, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow I thought that was gone
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Apr 22, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oooh
That had me worried
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by kcbottom9th on Apr 22, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh shit.
I just practically had a heart attack.
Ohmygoodness.
by rockchalk on Apr 22, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i'm completely confident right now
but soria is not sharp – and hillman is 100% to blame for it.
by royalstern05 on Apr 22, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
DDJ=graceful
Hillman's facial hair is inconsistent. I am anything but
by McClure 'stache on Apr 22, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
omg 1 more out please
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I shat myself a little
Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
by averagegatsby on Apr 22, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
oh god, don't scare me like that DDJ
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by mazoboom on Apr 22, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
DDJ made a catch on the warning
as he was falling down. Clumsy.
by hunter s. royal on Apr 22, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's give the big slow curve 9 straight times...
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by 306008 on Apr 22, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
When did we get emo stocking/baseball caps?
by Official Arrowhead Pride Parade on Apr 22, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
They've been around all season for whoever wants one.
Ryan and Frank talk about it every other day, pretty much.
Call them Elmer Fudd hats, or something stupid.
by rockchalk on Apr 22, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
we had them all year
on cold games
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Apr 22, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Another reason why Buddy Bell sucked
“David, can you stop acting natural for a bit”
“Oh shit, now DeJesus sucks”
by BHWick on Apr 22, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
underuse....
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by 306008 on Apr 22, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's had a lot of free time lately
zacKKKKK for Cy Young!
by Ken Harvey on Apr 22, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That FB had some movement
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Apr 22, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
oh my god that was strike three
awful call
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
that was definitely inside....
and possibly high as well
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Apr 22, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
booo blue.
Drop the hammer again.
Comeon Olivo.
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by 306008 on Apr 22, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
why is olivo on the team again?
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Apr 22, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK FUCK FUCK
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Apr 22, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I just yelled a lot of things.
Hope my residents didn’t hear.
WTF, self?
by minda33 on Apr 22, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So rusty he doesn't even know the signs!
Kansas City Royals: your 2006 and 2007 NL Central champions!
by mazoboom on Apr 22, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
mother fucker mother fucker mother fucker
I love it then!
by RoyalsFanInTulsa on Apr 22, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think this is why we hope our kids can't read.
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by 306008 on Apr 22, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why the fuck didn't Olivo catch that ball?
Oh. Nevermind.
Miscommunication.
Please, Soria, strike the dude out right here. My heart can’t take these games.
by rockchalk on Apr 22, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I just threw a bottle of water at the TV.
Ugly.
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by 306008 on Apr 22, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
that looked like they got crossed up like it wasn't what olivo called
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Apr 22, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
that 0-2 pitch was strike 3
i’m still frustrated with that
get him please
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Olivo? catch the damned ball
"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell
by buddyball on Apr 22, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Let's go with the change. :)
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by 306008 on Apr 22, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
drop the hammer!!
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by mazoboom on Apr 22, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Meet Uncle Charlie
"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell
by buddyball on Apr 22, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
OH HE GOT HIIM
SEE YA
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
zacKKKKK for Cy Young!
by Ken Harvey on Apr 22, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't understand it, kill it.
by Discodave on Apr 22, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
makeup call
Kansas City Royals: your 2006 and 2007 NL Central champions!
by mazoboom on Apr 22, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We will take it.
Longtime Royals fans have no pride left.
by hunter s. royal on Apr 22, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ooooh
Lucky call, but i’ll take it!
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by kcbottom9th on Apr 22, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
make up for the blown 0-2 call!
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So who gets kicked in the nut sack if we lose this game?
Olivo or Soria
I love it then!
by RoyalsFanInTulsa on Apr 22, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Olivo for the passed ball
Trey for letting Soria get rusty
"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell
by buddyball on Apr 22, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
NASTY
Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
by averagegatsby on Apr 22, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I LOVE IT
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
by cfizzle on Apr 22, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'll take it.
SORIA LIVES!!!
OK, back to 8-6. White Sux won, so we’re still just tied for the division.
Let’s win tomorrow and take the series!
by rockchalk on Apr 22, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hillman nearly cost us this one with his stupidity.
Luckily, Soria conquers over rust.
by Eppenweb on Apr 22, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Sweet!
Even if my buddy gets the save against me.
by Uscbalto on Apr 22, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice. :)
Good game from Banni. Jamey pitched good after his initial scare. 2 hits from Callaspo and Coco… a big hit from Billy who then got thrown out at the plate….
The 2009 Official You Got Rocked by the Royals and Sent to the Minors List
1. Josh Rupe TEX April 17
by 306008 on Apr 22, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
huge win to prevent the losing streak
monstrous
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That looked like a ball for sho
but WOOHOO A WIN BABY COME ON MECHE for the rubber game
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Apr 22, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
gameday shows it right on the inside corner
by KCScuba on Apr 22, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
WELL I SAY IT WAS A BALL
jk
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Apr 22, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, I like this Soria guy
They should give hime a couple of more innings.
by Chyladin on Apr 22, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He may just stick in the big time
"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell
by buddyball on Apr 22, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I love winning a Starter #5 game
Kansas City Royals: your 2006 and 2007 NL Central champions!
by mazoboom on Apr 22, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
especially when they were goin against #1
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on Apr 22, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Absolutely.
Great game to steal.
by hunter s. royal on Apr 22, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love winning a Starter #5 game
against a divisional rival’s #1
by RoyalsFanInBillings on Apr 22, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Two years ago, he was start #2.
We’ve come along way.
by Chyladin on Apr 22, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
or he's just gone a long way....backwards
TPJ...you're dead to me
by billybeingbilly on Apr 22, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
imagine if M/G/D could keep up what they're doing
and bannister could recreate 2007
oh, to be the benefit of another fluke season, please
realistically speaking
by slayor on Apr 22, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And add in a nice Hocehvar year perhaps?
Kansas City Royals: your 2006 and 2007 NL Central champions!
by mazoboom on Apr 22, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you start project Banny's start tonight
along with Gil, Zack, and Hiram, you could really have some nice dreams of Royals contention.
by Eppenweb on Apr 22, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

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