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Game 19 Open Thread - Blue Jays (14-6) at Royals (9-9)

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Toronto Blue Jays at Kansas City Royals, Apr 27, 2009 8:10 PM EDT


The Blue Jays haven't played anyone. Do the Royals count as someone? I don't know.

Your starter tonight is Brian Bannister.

Brian Bannister

#19 / Pitcher / Kansas City Royals

6-2

215

R

R

Feb 28, 1981


Bannister looks like an 80s leading man to me. Witty, but you know he can also handle a gun or win a fistfight. Like the guy from Simon & Simon.

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No Maier, DDJ, or Jacobs

are we trying to get no-hit?

by Bart41 on Apr 27, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Willie B is hitting 2nd with Callaspo 7th?

Way to maximize the lineup!

zacKKKKK for Cy Young!

by Ken Harvey on Apr 27, 2009 7:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I just saw the lineup

I’m giving this one a miss I think.

The Allard Baird of incisive internet discourse.

by kcbottom9th on Apr 27, 2009 7:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Reply to the first 3

All I can say is that we’re facing a lefty (again) tonight. So, my guess is that Hillman is loading all of the right handed bats we have into the lineup. Our only lefty tonight is Teahen. Anyway, it still doesn’t look that great.

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel! - Homer Simpson

by aHorseWithNoName on Apr 27, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Over/under on the number of my residents (out of 80)

who actually show up to tonight’s mandatory floor meeting?

I’m gonna be pissed if I have to skip watching part of the game if fewer than 55 show up.

WTF, self?

by minda33 on Apr 27, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

38, its a glass half empty type of monday.

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on Apr 27, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yikes, I hope not.

I’m trying to lure them with free root beer floats, but we’ll see. Also, the other RA on my floor expects me to buy all the ice cream and root beer, and carry it up here…but I can’t lift more than like 10 pounds with my right arm. Should be fun.

WTF, self?

by minda33 on Apr 27, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

college kids? ai yi yi.. i'll give ya 40, since its a monday.

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on Apr 27, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

they are all in their rooms watching Ryan and Frank!

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Apr 27, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That reminds me of

that Simpsons episode where attendence at the Company Picnic is mandatory (repeat: mandatory).

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel! - Homer Simpson

by aHorseWithNoName on Apr 27, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is a big game

We need to avoid getting into a losing streak, which is exactly what we would have if we lose tonight. We also need to stay within a game of the AL Central lead, in my opinion, to give this young team the confidence to believe they can contend for a title, whether this year or in the future. Staying in contention also means more fans in the seats and more national exposure for the organization. Zack’s SI cover is a great start to people realizing that not only do we actually still have a MLB team in Kansas City, but that we have talent. I watched the highlights of the ’85 World Series today on MLB Network, and long for the days where I can experience that kind of excitement and success in KC! So basically, the future of the franchise rests on the shoulders of Banny and Willie B! Ok, maybe it is not quite that dramatic but in my mind tonight is a must win.

zacKKKKK for Cy Young!

by Ken Harvey on Apr 27, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Zack made the SI cover?

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on Apr 27, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's the rumor

Supposed to be out this week.

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel! - Homer Simpson

by aHorseWithNoName on Apr 27, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dutton had an aritcle in the KC Star

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sick nasty

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on Apr 27, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Christ...

I guess Im the only person left without a twitter account

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by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i do not have one. nor a facebook, nor a myspace.

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on Apr 27, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have a facebook...

its a real convenient way for me to keep up with my peeps in Germany

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by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess from what I can see...

people can stalk celebrities much easier with twitter, I had Patton Oswalt as a friend on facebook, only for him to purge all of his “friends” down to his friends

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would not want to be facebook friends with the whole world.

But the whole world can, theoretically, see my Twitter updates, and that’s OK with me.

WTF, self?

by minda33 on Apr 27, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

except I spent a semester of school...

in Germany… And it gets real expensive calling or sending text messages

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So far I have resisted...

stalking and finding you on facebook

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Meh, you wouldn't be the first,

and probably not the last. You guys are all legit; it doesn’t bother me.

WTF, self?

by minda33 on Apr 27, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well since you but it that way

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by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was way too easy...

how many other Minda’s do I share Posnanski and Rany as friends

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by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would guess..

…around four. It’s a common name among baesbally people, you know.

WTF, self?

by minda33 on Apr 27, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

with a standard deviation of 3?

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by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wooo,

I know what you look like now! And your hobbies/interests/favorite movies/tv shows/hopes/dreams/etc

WTF, self?

by minda33 on Apr 27, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

now who is stalking who?

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I give every new friend's profile

a cursory once-over. People took the time to type in all their info, the least I can do is read it.

WTF, self?

by minda33 on Apr 27, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and do I pass?

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does that make me a stalker?

Evidently I am not as sneaky as I thought!

zacKKKKK for Cy Young!

by Ken Harvey on Apr 27, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't get on board with the whole Twitter thing

It seems way too boring for me.

zacKKKKK for Cy Young!

by Ken Harvey on Apr 27, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also, this-

http://www.royalsreview.com/2009/4/27/856631/greinke-on-the-importance-of-the

KCsince88 - You'd LOVE Todd Reesing, then.
DolfinPhan - Doug Flutie of the future. Mark my words.
Trey-Hillman-I'm-A-Dumbfuck-Giveaway-Counter: 4 (as of April 23rd)

by KCsince88 on Apr 27, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

UGH!!!

Why does school have to suck so much, and how do I keep finding an infinite amount of things to do other than the things I should be doing.

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Readem And Weep

C. Crisp cf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .250
W. Bloomquist lf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .292
M. Teahen 3b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .344
J. Guillen rf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .176
B. Butler 1b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .204
J. Buck dh 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .300
A. Callaspo 2b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .377
M. Aviles ss 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .175
M. Olivo c 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .184
 Totals

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Apr 27, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah but that lineup probably

scores 7 runs

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

under

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by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

10. I got a feeling, now that im eating a cookie

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on Apr 27, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

er, over...

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on Apr 27, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gotta Love Banny's

Season ERA.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Apr 27, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

over/under on how many more games it lasts...

Im setting it at .5

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by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Innings?

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Apr 27, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Howdeeeeeeee

longtime listener, first time poster

by shakes the clown on Apr 27, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

welcome.

there’s dr pepper in the fridge, and Drano under the counter (in case the game goes badly).

WTF, self?

by minda33 on Apr 27, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I Keep The

Drano on the table next to me. Saves time.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Apr 27, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good plan.

I’ll have to move mine.

WTF, self?

by minda33 on Apr 27, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Try This Shit

Sometime.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Apr 27, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

very surprising

Holy Shit!!!...Peterson resigned...Am I dead?...Is This Heaven?

by RoyalsFanStuckInCardsLand on Apr 27, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FAT WHITE TPJ

His new nickname.

Farny being Farny.

by JobDDT on Apr 27, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Any word on Brayan?

Did someone else claim him?

zacKKKKK for Cy Young!

by Ken Harvey on Apr 27, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Longtime fan, let's get this out of the way...

Won’t ever forget where i was, the day they announced beltran was traded. Will go to my grave believing Sweeney was on the needle. Seeing him walk onto field every opening day, was like seeing Oprah on her first show of the season. Never new what body you were going to get.

by shakes the clown on Apr 27, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hoch looking good in Omaha

Omaha 8 OKC 1 Bottom of 6

6 IP 4 H 1 R 0 ER 2BB 7K

zacKKKKK for Cy Young!

by Ken Harvey on Apr 27, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

excellent news

the strikeouts are encouraging, as is the 9-2 gb-fb ratio.

by wildthang on Apr 27, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, good work fellas.

I kinda wish I coulda been there tonight, but I’ll have to settle for tomorrow.

WTF, self?

by minda33 on Apr 27, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy crap

the ORoyals have taken EIGHT walks.

WTF, self?

by minda33 on Apr 27, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In the hole before getting an AB, not a great start.

Brutal umpiring though, would not give him that down and away strike.

realistically speaking

by slayor on Apr 27, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

good to see purcey still can't throw strikes

3rd straight pitcher we’ve seen that can’t

realistically speaking

by slayor on Apr 27, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Over/under on how many I have tonight while trying to finish my thesis

7

Should I tell my adviser which sections I wrote drunk, or should I let him guess?

by Porcus on Apr 27, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Over,

and nope. Let him guess.

WTF, self?

by minda33 on Apr 27, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

stay up all night drinking and writing

what downside to that could there possibly be?

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Apr 27, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Our crowd

Is intimidating this pitcher

by Black and Gold on Apr 27, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

They Hate Him

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Apr 27, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

because Bloomy can turn a walk into a double

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by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bloomy

Stealing bases.

And hearts.

Mostly hearts.

by Porcus on Apr 27, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Its about time

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by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

JOSE!!!!

zacKKKKK for Cy Young!

by Ken Harvey on Apr 27, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hoagie Run!

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Apr 27, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

finally a clutch hit

please let this get us going

realistically speaking

by slayor on Apr 27, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Rally killer

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by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that was some pop

ball exploded off his bat…. good sign.

by Bart41 on Apr 27, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

but kill a team when he is not

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by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Should have been a three run home-run.

Crisp earned a walk, the ump just didn’t call it.

by Chyladin on Apr 27, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Butler?

I ’ardly know ’er!

by Porcus on Apr 27, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BTW, Hoch is done after 6

Nice outing!

zacKKKKK for Cy Young!

by Ken Harvey on Apr 27, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Indeed.

I figure that Banny will be up and down and up and down quite a bit this summer.

WTF, self?

by minda33 on Apr 27, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i agree

unless ponson totally blows up

realistically speaking

by slayor on Apr 27, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Willy Wonka style?

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by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Ponson continues to pitch ok...

and Banny pitches well, does Hochevar even come up?

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

somebody goes to the pen...

Hoch could start there…

by Bart41 on Apr 27, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

buck just got owned

29 pitches though

realistically speaking

by slayor on Apr 27, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Minda!

Did you have to tell the new guy about the drano on his first post? And why can you only lift 10 pounds with one arm again?

Really? No, not really.

by johnny4 on Apr 27, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

SOrry for my delay...

I had to go to the store and buy the shit for root beer floats. My coworker came with me to help, though.

And, shoulder surgery that never quite healed.

WTF, self?

by minda33 on Apr 27, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ryan Howard Grand Slam

I love the MLB Network.

by Bart41 on Apr 27, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well it looks like Banny...

got his lone strikeout early in the game…

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by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This strkezone is TINY.

realistically speaking

by slayor on Apr 27, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and boring

Not gonna lie, I’m watching the game during commercials of House.

by Porcus on Apr 27, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am DVRing Chuck...

and watching through commercials…

And doing Design of Experiments homework

and not doing Design of Experiments homework by spending more time on here than I should

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yep

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

AHHHH...

Its a class dealing with statistical analysis. Masters level engineering class.

I really dont understand it, but the teacher is a complete idiot and there is no way he understands it, so thankfully its not to terribly hard.

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by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You wouldn't happen to know the difference between...

Duncan’s method
Tukey’s HSD test
Bonferroni’s method
Hsu’s test
two-sample t test
Sidak.s method

would you?

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by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No more than Google could get me

Now if you wanted some old computer theory, I could dust off the brain and help you out a little. Minimum spanning trees, anyone?

by sterlingice on Apr 27, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Im done with all my programming...

Im awful at it, I dropped C++ three times.

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by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Easy

Shortest path, please.

by Porcus on Apr 27, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

here it is in a nutshell...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Design_of_Experiments

Its really cool stuff, but like a said the teacher doesn’t teach it very well, and our book isn’t the best. I definitely understand why its important but its kinda greek.

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by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i actually like our 7-8-0 hitter against A LHP

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on Apr 27, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

AC just keeps hitting

realistically speaking

by slayor on Apr 27, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I Have Two

Parallel threads on this computer; they’re identical except for my posts. (Cue Twilight Zone theme).

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Apr 27, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bert is chasing DiMaggio

47 to go!

zacKKKKK for Cy Young!

by Ken Harvey on Apr 27, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And I dont think that is irrational at all

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by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

not stepping into the bucket...

as bad either

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by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey Miggy didn't strike out!!!!

Maybe this is our day!

zacKKKKK for Cy Young!

by Ken Harvey on Apr 27, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

C'mon Nancy!

zacKKKKK for Cy Young!

by Ken Harvey on Apr 27, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

get tejeda up

realistically speaking

by slayor on Apr 27, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The good news...

That sandwich looks amazing – Tear that up Goldberg!!

by brandonh981 on Apr 27, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

How is it that every fly ball hit against us...

advances a runner, but we never advance a runner on a fly ball

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by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wow crisp is awful with the throws

seriously

realistically speaking

by slayor on Apr 27, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

come on banny

get out of this jam

by AtTheWall on Apr 27, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jesus...

he’s like Rick Vaughn with out the heat

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by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Lucky Lucky!

zacKKKKK for Cy Young!

by Ken Harvey on Apr 27, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

never had any doubt

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by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wow that was lucky

holy thin ice

realistically speaking

by slayor on Apr 27, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

walk'em loaded

and get out un-harmed… good enough for me

by brandonh981 on Apr 27, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Sonic commercial with women

equals epic fail.

Like… Brett Tomko fail.

by Porcus on Apr 27, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, that too

TPJ batting fail.

by Porcus on Apr 27, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Farnsy...

in a tied game bottom of the 8th fail

by brandonh981 on Apr 27, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ouch!

Really? No, not really.

by johnny4 on Apr 27, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Really

I like a lot of them. What? I don’t think it’s gay.

by sconieroyal on Apr 27, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They're hit or miss

I like a lot of the ones with those two guys. Getting away from them is a recipe for fail.

by Porcus on Apr 27, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's not that

I just find them insultingly stupid most of the time

Or really “internet humor”-y

by sterlingice on Apr 27, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

(Oh, and all of the characters completely unlikeable)

It’s like a less funny 30 second episode of Seinfeld (sorry, was never a fan)

by sterlingice on Apr 27, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't have an ounce of interest in Seinfeld

Never did. I thought I was the only one in the entire world.

by Porcus on Apr 27, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, just never clicked with me

I couldn’t stand watching more than a few minutes at a time without getting annoyed

by sterlingice on Apr 27, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

when did we get an error?

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by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Coco's throw

let runner advance to 2nd.

by KCScuba on Apr 27, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OB MACHINE!

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by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

bloomquist walks again

take take take

realistically speaking

by slayor on Apr 27, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

so teahen swings at teh first pitch

……..

realistically speaking

by slayor on Apr 27, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

total fail

realistically speaking

by slayor on Apr 27, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

We should bunt everytime we get a guy on 1st with 0 down

because you know its a double play

zacKKKKK for Cy Young!

by Ken Harvey on Apr 27, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jose

trying for another one

by sconieroyal on Apr 27, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

thats all he knows how to do

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by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think PBR has gotten a bad rap

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by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I lived in Milwaukee for two years

They have $3 tallboys at the Pabst Theater. It was glorious.

by sconieroyal on Apr 27, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yet another 3-2 pitch to Jose

I bet he swings

Hillman's facial hair is inconsistent. I am anything but

by McClure 'stache on Apr 27, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

-see above-

Hillman's facial hair is inconsistent. I am anything but

by McClure 'stache on Apr 27, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

nice ab by Jose

zacKKKKK for Cy Young!

by Ken Harvey on Apr 27, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

if we had only hit into half as many double plays this year

imagine how many games we’d have won

realistically speaking

by slayor on Apr 27, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I hate him

I sat him out this week on my fantasy team

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Apr 27, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

why would you draft him?

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

anything in a box

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

+1

I lol’d

by Porcus on Apr 27, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Germans have something called gluvine

and all it is, is cheap wine with fruit in it and then put on a stove till its piping hot…

Last semester my German freunds and I made it with Franzia, talk about going from bad to worse

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your local liqour store's house-brand bourbon

Hillman's facial hair is inconsistent. I am anything but

by McClure 'stache on Apr 27, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I recommend a large wine

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Apr 27, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

purcey has been awful and till only 2 runs

we’ve seen this game before

btw, PBR owns

realistically speaking

by slayor on Apr 27, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bert!!!!!!!!

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Apr 27, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Frank's recap of the play:

75% stuttering
15% giggling
10% words

<3 you Frank.

by Porcus on Apr 27, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

really, why didn't they just show a regular replay

they seem to be showing lots of “in the booth” shots tonight

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Apr 27, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe their replay machine is broken

along with the machine that’s supposed to stabilize shots from their outfield cameras (which I call “Seizure Cams” this year).

by Porcus on Apr 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

His innings go a lot smoother

when he doesn’t walk 2 batters to start the inning.

by KCScuba on Apr 27, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

small sample size

and crazy talk

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Apr 27, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Eeek

I didn’t notice Banny’s beard until just now. I hope it’s something nice when it grows up.

by Porcus on Apr 27, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think the problem is that it is too light in color

he needs to dye it red

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Apr 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like

Pirate Red, or Disgusting Spezio Monstrosity Red?

by Porcus on Apr 27, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Spezio

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Apr 27, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Truly

It’s an offense against all that is beautiful in this world. All that’s tolerable, even.

by Porcus on Apr 27, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

was it the color

or the presention? That little thing on his chin?

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Apr 27, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice to see Banny pitching

Instead of Horacio. What were the Royals thinking?

by sconieroyal on Apr 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

you need a lefty starter

everyone knows that

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Apr 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jogui: 2 hits

Toronto: 1 hit
MVP! MVP!

Hillman's facial hair is inconsistent. I am anything but

by McClure 'stache on Apr 27, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Use of a closer without a 3 run lead in the 9th inning?

That’s what they deserve.

KCsince88 - You'd LOVE Todd Reesing, then.
DolfinPhan - Doug Flutie of the future. Mark my words.
Trey-Hillman-I'm-A-Dumbfuck-Giveaway-Counter: 4 (as of April 23rd)

by KCsince88 on Apr 27, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So Kerry Wood is hittable

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here's a thought

how about working the count on a pitcher obviously struggling with his control.

by KCScuba on Apr 27, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

only callaspo

is allowed to swing at the first pitch.

by KCScuba on Apr 27, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

forget all that, be agressive!

Hillman's facial hair is inconsistent. I am anything but

by McClure 'stache on Apr 27, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bert!

zacKKKKK for Cy Young!

by Ken Harvey on Apr 27, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I know you're all wondering

I’m going with Jameson on the rocks. Should settle my stomach.

by Porcus on Apr 27, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

There was last week

but I had to drink it before it expired.

by Porcus on Apr 27, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

right out of the container?

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Apr 27, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

I do have glasses, many of them clean.

Some of it went over cereal though. Mmmm…. dog food.

by Porcus on Apr 27, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here comes DP

zacKKKKK for Cy Young!

by Ken Harvey on Apr 27, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

oh ye of little faith

Hillman's facial hair is inconsistent. I am anything but

by McClure 'stache on Apr 27, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

bat flip!

is Esty our new hitting coach?

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Apr 27, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Aviles is definitely not stepping so far to 3rd now

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Olivo is about due for a HR

I think he’s struck out 30 times since his last one.

by KCScuba on Apr 27, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I predict something even crazier...

WALK!

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you are prescient, my friend

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Apr 27, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

correct!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hillman's facial hair is inconsistent. I am anything but

by McClure 'stache on Apr 27, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice call

Holy Shit!!!...Peterson resigned...Am I dead?...Is This Heaven?

by RoyalsFanStuckInCardsLand on Apr 27, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

avilancheeeeeeee

come on olivo

realistically speaking

by slayor on Apr 27, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Damnit Olivo... now Buck will never play again

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

bink

gone

realistically speaking

by slayor on Apr 27, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ha na na na na na na na

Getting Miggy with it

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Miggy Olivo

Clutch………once a week!

zacKKKKK for Cy Young!

by Ken Harvey on Apr 27, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If Royals were foods

Who would be chicken noodle soup?

Bloomquist?

by Porcus on Apr 27, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Greinke...

Makes me feel better when I dont feel well

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow, that was closer than it needed to be

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Apr 27, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Related to my last comment

Over/under on off-topic posts by me-
Tonight: 15
Season: 9,346

by Porcus on Apr 27, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

over and over

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the yin and yang of irish whiskey

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Apr 27, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And,

I’m drinking in moderation tonight. Bottle Level monitoring is only necessary when I’m with Steve Perry. I knocked off a modest fraction of a bottle of Captain on Opening Day.

by Porcus on Apr 27, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

now do you all see?

miggy stick with his approach and hits a HR. just because he strikes out 3 times a game and never walks doesn’t mean he’s not effective

Hillman's facial hair is inconsistent. I am anything but

by McClure 'stache on Apr 27, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wtf willie

Hillman's facial hair is inconsistent. I am anything but

by McClure 'stache on Apr 27, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

2 xbh and its still april

dayton and trey are brilliant

Hillman's facial hair is inconsistent. I am anything but

by McClure 'stache on Apr 27, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

XBH WILLIE

zacKKKKK for Cy Young!

by Ken Harvey on Apr 27, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Willie!

I don’t want another stinking walk

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Apr 27, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

detroit won

lets keep pace

realistically speaking

by slayor on Apr 27, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bannister!

Startin strong!

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway - An Onymous

by ratherfantastic on Apr 27, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He's missing on purpose

Then sometime, in a tight spot, he’ll drop Uncle Charlie over and freeze some poor SOB for strike three

by Black and Gold on Apr 27, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

rofl

awkward guys on camera

by Porcus on Apr 27, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Did everyone go to a mandatory floor meeting?

Am I celebrating this Guillen homer alone?

by Porcus on Apr 27, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Awww

2nd-saddest comment ever.

(The first was when I Need More Esteban said, “I no longer need more Esteban.”)

WTF, self?

by minda33 on Apr 27, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

guillen goes yard again

yessssssssssss

realistically speaking

by slayor on Apr 27, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

NO FLIPPING WAY

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

MAN!!! Almost Back to Back!

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

jose and aviles looking good

i likey

realistically speaking

by slayor on Apr 27, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This is where

Jose discovers another ingrown toenail.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway - An Onymous

by ratherfantastic on Apr 27, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

my mlb radio cut out during jose’s homer…. me angry

Mike Jacobs.... I hope your bat has as much lift as your hair does.....

by iNaLeXwEtRuSt on Apr 27, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And I finished the DOE homework...

NO MORE DOE FOR ME!!!

I will celebrate with ice cream

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

How's Avilanche hitting?

Did he decide he wasn’t gonna suck anymore after yesterday’s HR?

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway - An Onymous

by ratherfantastic on Apr 27, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He's not stepping so far to third anymore

so perhaps that will fix it for a while

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jose En Fuego

"I can only imagine what it is going to be like in that town if we are fortunate to build a winner. You win there, you can sense that it would be something really special." - Todd Haley

by Jason Shore on Apr 27, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHA

A couple of policemen just came to my door. They were doing a survey. They asked if I’ve noticed an increase of crime in the neighborhood, what my biggest concerns are, and so on.

I was taken by surprise. Had I known police ever do that, I could have had much more hilarious answers prepared.

by Porcus on Apr 27, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Addendum

I’m glad I had whiskey on my breath, though.

by Porcus on Apr 27, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had a similar situation happen to me with a Morman...

I spent the rest of the day going OHHHH MAN!

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am more than prepared for them.

devilish grin

I dated one for four years.

by Porcus on Apr 27, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well for it me it was a much more awkward situation...

I was in Germany and the biggest Mormon church in Germany happened to be in the town I lived in (and it wasnt a big town), and they dont speak German so I was just off my game when people rang my room bell only speaking English, and it was too freaking early

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Welp, just do a bunch of crimes for four years,

and then you’ll be prepared for the cops that show up to the door.

WTF, self?

by minda33 on Apr 27, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

purcey is done

hope we can mess up their bulllpen for 4 innings

realistically speaking

by slayor on Apr 27, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This is why I call him Mr. 3000

The 2009 Official You Got Rocked by the Royals and Sent to the Minors List
1. Josh Rupe TEX April 17

by 306008 on Apr 27, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think it sustainable.

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on Apr 27, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I say .400

zacKKKKK for Cy Young!

by Ken Harvey on Apr 27, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What happens when Gordon comes back...

Does that make Teahen the odd man out?

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think Gordo is the odd man out right now.

The 2009 Official You Got Rocked by the Royals and Sent to the Minors List
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by 306008 on Apr 27, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think I agree...

Of course by then we may have Teahen playing SS if Aviles continues to suck

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Callaspo

and don’t you dare question Trey

by Porcus on Apr 27, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoa...

JoGui has two HR tonight?

The 2009 Official You Got Rocked by the Royals and Sent to the Minors List
1. Josh Rupe TEX April 17

by 306008 on Apr 27, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He is pissed.

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on Apr 27, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it was amazing. lol

Glorious might not be enough of a word for that…

The 2009 Official You Got Rocked by the Royals and Sent to the Minors List
1. Josh Rupe TEX April 17

by 306008 on Apr 27, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i know everybody here treats guillen like he's the worst player who's ever lived

but last year was easily his worst season ever, and it wouldn’t be beyond belief for him to have a bounceback season

realistically speaking

by slayor on Apr 27, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

its just that...

most admitted steroid users never had a rebound season

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by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I get here and I think the wolrd may end tonight....

The 2009 Official You Got Rocked by the Royals and Sent to the Minors List
1. Josh Rupe TEX April 17

by 306008 on Apr 27, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Easy inning for Brian bannister

The 2009 Official You Got Rocked by the Royals and Sent to the Minors List
1. Josh Rupe TEX April 17

by 306008 on Apr 27, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Just flipped over to Texas-Baltimore

They were doing a scoreboard watch.

Some announcer: “Those Royals can pitch”.

Then he went on to say something about Bannister. Pretty cool to here praise from outside of KC.

by sconieroyal on Apr 27, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

Somewhat related: it’s fun to correct non-baseball-fans when they laugh about me liking the Royals. “Pssst… you won’t look smart making fun of the Royals anymore…”

by Porcus on Apr 27, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's my favorite game!

Here’s a fun exchange I had with a guy a while back:
Me: Oh, the Pirates. Who would I kick around if not for them?
Idiot guy who thinks he knows more about sports than I do because he’s a guy: the Royals…oh wait, you like them…sorry.
Me: This is your gentle reminder that there were TEN teams in the Majors with records worse than Kansas City’s last year. Ten, mothafucka.
Idiot guy: and yet if you were to ask the common man, they would still say the royals were the worst team in the majors
Me: …sigh.

These people…need to get a new joke.

WTF, self?

by minda33 on Apr 27, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How has banny looked tonight?

Just tuned in a few minutes ago, looks like lots of walks, few K’s…has he been walking the typical banny-tightrope tonight? Good defense?

by RoyalsFanInBillings on Apr 27, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

basically tons of junk in and out of the strikezone

lots of walks ,yet one hit, yeah

realistically speaking

by slayor on Apr 27, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Very lucky at times

Basically, Banny being Banny. Pitching to contact

zacKKKKK for Cy Young!

by Ken Harvey on Apr 27, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

When it works you're a genius

When it fails, you think too much

realistically speaking

by slayor on Apr 27, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

man, what is bannies BABIP after his first 12 innings this season

5 hits in 12 innings, 2 K’s? wow

realistically speaking

by slayor on Apr 27, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Is it even possible..

to hit it completely out of the K?

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

woo...mike with a walk

things looking up

realistically speaking

by slayor on Apr 27, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Aviles

didn’t strike out?

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway - An Onymous

by ratherfantastic on Apr 27, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LMFAO

Umbrella

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway - An Onymous

by ratherfantastic on Apr 27, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I saw that too... .

the worst part was he couldn’t figure out what to do. It must have never happened to him before!!

The 2009 Official You Got Rocked by the Royals and Sent to the Minors List
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by 306008 on Apr 27, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

NO FREAKING WAY!

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I called it too...

just way to early

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on Apr 27, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Way to jinx it...

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway - An Onymous

by ratherfantastic on Apr 27, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

never mind my idiocy

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway - An Onymous

by ratherfantastic on Apr 27, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's OK

You had me stumped

by Black and Gold on Apr 27, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hell just froze over

realistically speaking

by slayor on Apr 27, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Scott Rolen is a stud.

The 2009 Official You Got Rocked by the Royals and Sent to the Minors List
1. Josh Rupe TEX April 17

by 306008 on Apr 27, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

no double play plz

realistically speaking

by slayor on Apr 27, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Sac fly? Yup.

The 2009 Official You Got Rocked by the Royals and Sent to the Minors List
1. Josh Rupe TEX April 17

by 306008 on Apr 27, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

They refuse

to go below 500

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway - An Onymous

by ratherfantastic on Apr 27, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice job Willie B!

zacKKKKK for Cy Young!

by Ken Harvey on Apr 27, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

gettin it done

willie ballgame making hillman look genius

realistically speaking

by slayor on Apr 27, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

*look*

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway - An Onymous

by ratherfantastic on Apr 27, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Teahan vs. a LHP.

What is going to happen?

The 2009 Official You Got Rocked by the Royals and Sent to the Minors List
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by 306008 on Apr 27, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

RBI single

zacKKKKK for Cy Young!

by Ken Harvey on Apr 27, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

close... a BB

The 2009 Official You Got Rocked by the Royals and Sent to the Minors List
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by 306008 on Apr 27, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Walk

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on Apr 27, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

moar walks

i love it
love it love it love it

realistically speaking

by slayor on Apr 27, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I wonder what Gibbons is thinking about this game?

The 2009 Official You Got Rocked by the Royals and Sent to the Minors List
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by 306008 on Apr 27, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

3 HR game?

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