Game 21 Open Thread - Blue Jays (15-7) at Royals (10-10)
Toronto Blue Jays at Kansas City Royals, Apr 29, 2009 8:10 PM EDT
Your pitching matchup is Tallet v. Greinke.
So I guess that means Toronto's Got Tallet...
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Is there gonna be a rain delay?
Cuz I’ve got no pregame on, once again, as it is scheduled to be on TV Guide Channel… This is getting old pretty quick..
KCsince88 - You'd LOVE Todd Reesing, then.
DolfinPhan - Doug Flutie of the future. Mark my words.
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Fail, try again...
KCsince88 - You'd LOVE Todd Reesing, then.
DolfinPhan - Doug Flutie of the future. Mark my words.
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by Andy Edwards on Apr 29, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm just a little worried
The hype meter is about as high as it’s been for any game in a while. I’m a little worried about a let down.
Then again, good ol’ rain might put a kibosh on it
bah
they can pull off a baseball game, and I stopped work on my door-to-door outside job at 3pm.
Sorry vagrants, tomorrow isn’t your day when I come to your house to do my job
Lineup
Bloomquist 2nd but Callaspo 7th? How long does Callaspo have to hit .380 before he gets to hit higher in the order?
Unrelated sidenote...
With all of this Bonds talk… I have been debating whether or not Bonds would have been a hall of famer after the 96 season, I think its a no brainer the clown shoe says definite no
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Dear Minda,
I’m struggling not to want Amigo’s for supper… and losing. Thanks a lot.
Also, http://lifehacker.com/5232996/packwhiz-streamlines-packing-for-your-trip
I dont get the link
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by averagegatsby on Apr 29, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry chief.
And I ended up with ramen instead of Amigo’s. The ramen was a much shorter walk.
And….Yes! Nobody will ever be no good at pOcking, ever again!
WTF, self?
if you are packing for a trip, might I recommend this?
my daughter used it to pack for a semester in Germany and it saved a lot of space.
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=90297199
"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell
HA!!!
When I did my semester in Germany I packed the night before
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by averagegatsby on Apr 29, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
You know, I was about to make some remark about
how I would be sure to forward that to Joel Peralta, but actually….that’s pretty darn useful information. I’ll be sure to use it when I go on my Royals scouting road trip this summer!
WTF, self?
lucky!
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by averagegatsby on Apr 29, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Eh, Omaha has a randomly long road trip in July...
so I’m gonna take that time off as an excuse to go see NW Arkansas and Burlington (IA). So I’m really not venturing far, but it should be a good time.
WTF, self?
Im pissed that the Royals moved out of Wichita...
Ive been trying to score a job there, and it would have been awesome if they were still there when I move there
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by averagegatsby on Apr 29, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
NOW you tell me.
I seem to have grossly misunderstood the meaning of Chicken Soft Taco. I thought it was more like $1.50 worth of food, not $2.50, and that my order would be more like $6, not $10.
Whatever.
Rick Porcello is getting bent over by the Yankees
Giving up walks and line drives like crazy.
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I was just about to post that
good game if you like to see detroit get spanked
realistically speaking
Yeah, he's not fooling anybody
And didn’t make it out of the 4th inning.
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by Scott McKinney on Apr 29, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
speaking of not fooling anybody
what the hell has happened to joba chamberlain
guy looks like a shell of what he was
realistically speaking
was never the same after he was attacked..
by bugs in Cleveland
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by averagegatsby on Apr 29, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
His velocity is down
Average FB at 92 mph, as opposed to 95 last year. But I don’t think that’s the only thing. He’s got two good pitches and the other two aren’t very impressive. You can be a dominant reliever with that kind of pitching profile. But it’s hard to be a great starter with that.
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by Scott McKinney on Apr 29, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
i don't understand the loss of velocity
he was throwing hard when starting last year, i wonder if it’s going to come back as the season progresses
realistically speaking
No idea why he's lost so much velocity
Some of it is that last year he was in the bullpen part of the time, so his average FB velocity in those outings would be higher. But that doesn’t account for a loss of 3 mph. There might be something physical/mechanical there, but I haven’t heard anything.
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by Scott McKinney on Apr 29, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
exactly, even in his starts he was still throwing low to mid 90s
seems really weird to me, his control has been awful since ST too
maybe we can trade dejesus for him LOL
realistically speaking
You take that back!
He is a Yankee, and Goddamnit the best pitcher since Sandy Kofax!
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by averagegatsby on Apr 29, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Porcello
was good the first time thru the lineup, but is getting spanked the 2nd and 3rd times thru
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by CollininCalifornia on Apr 29, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I really don't think he's ready for the majors yet
Once MLB hitters have seen his stuff, they know how to hit it. He has lots of talent, but was rushed due to the Tigers thin pitching.
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by Scott McKinney on Apr 29, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
secondary pitches need more work
can’t live on the fastball alone like in A ball
realistically speaking
Yup
And he lives and dies by the groundball (didn’t even get a lot of K’s in A-ball). And in the majors, it’s easier for batters to make solid contact with even sinking balls and hit them for line drives. He needs more minor league experience.
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by Scott McKinney on Apr 29, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
A High Sinker
Is just a shitty fastball.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Apr 29, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Indeed
And a great prospect who isn’t yet ready for the majors is a shitty major league pitcher.
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by Scott McKinney on Apr 29, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Amen. I Think
We’ve seen our share of those in KC.
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by philofthenorth on Apr 29, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I cant think of any
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by averagegatsby on Apr 29, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Just A Guess
Since the pitching was so bad for so long.
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by philofthenorth on Apr 29, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
ridiculous BABIP
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by averagegatsby on Apr 29, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Pretty good I think
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by averagegatsby on Apr 29, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
That's the last I heard
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by Scott McKinney on Apr 29, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Probably Won't See
Any more precip tonight.
http://radar.weather.gov/ridge/radar.php?rid=EAX&product=N0R&overlay=11101111&loop=yes
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by philofthenorth on Apr 29, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
and all the way from Alaska at that
you must be using this thing I’ve been reading about – the internet
all the kids are crazy about it
"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell
Weather Is My
Life.
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by philofthenorth on Apr 29, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I see Redoubt isn't done yet
pretty spectacular pictures of the lava dome on the AVO site
"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell
The Novelty Has
Worn off; it’s just a pain in the ass now. As Clark said of the grizzly bears; “I find my men’s curiosity with this animal well satisfied.”
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by philofthenorth on Apr 29, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
about to throw first pitch
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by Scott McKinney on Apr 29, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm still on the 1-1 count... damn the delay
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by CollininCalifornia on Apr 29, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate when I rewind the DVR and forget...
then I see a flood of comments on here and realize Im not live
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by averagegatsby on Apr 29, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
now i got the K :)
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by CollininCalifornia on Apr 29, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions
Vernon pulling away from the 69 mph Uncle Charley
Frank is giggling
"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell
yeah but Frank is always giggling...
its like he just saw his first naked boob
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by averagegatsby on Apr 29, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
well, he's almost thrown 20 pitches
i guess that’s a victory for the jays
realistically speaking
FUCKING HACK!!! Bring in Farsnworth!
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by averagegatsby on Apr 29, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
It Was Going
To happen.
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by philofthenorth on Apr 29, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
SI Jinx is on
first ER of the season
by RoyalsFanInBillings on Apr 29, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions
Still human
offense will need to help on this one.
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by ratherfantastic on Apr 29, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions
This cracks me up.
KCsince88 - You'd LOVE Todd Reesing, then.
DolfinPhan - Doug Flutie of the future. Mark my words.
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by Andy Edwards on Apr 29, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
gives up his first run
strikes out the side
realistically speaking
i gotta say though, i realy thought he was going to K wells
that’s a shame
realistically speaking
me too,
it seems like everytime so far he has needed one, hes gotten it
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
i guess that's the thing
if you could do it every time, you’d never give up a run
realistically speaking
There is no way we can lose to a pitcher with a molestache
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Ah well
nice streak while it lasted.
Hope he doesn’t blow up. I don’t think we can take 3 bad starts in a row by our 1-2-3 starters. And then the waste of a decent one by our # 4.
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i just hope we can score some freaking runs
realistically speaking
12 pitches of fail
feeble
realistically speaking
Great!!! Facing our eleventeenth consecutive Cy Young contender
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*sigh* That's how it feels this year, too
And I know it’s not the pitchers doing it…
I REFUSE
to endure a thread with Swine Flu ref’s
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by ratherfantastic on Apr 29, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Wood's 20 K game was the most dominant I've ever seen
But I think you run into pitch count issues with something like that
ITA About Wood
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by philofthenorth on Apr 29, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
wow that was unlucky
cheap ass double
realistically speaking
My bad- thought I heard Denny say RF
Probably just misheard.
You gotta believe!
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by ratherfantastic on Apr 29, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Adventure into the Land of Grit
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by ratherfantastic on Apr 29, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
greinke has thrown 39 pitches
8 swinging strikes, over 20%
realistically speaking

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by ratherfantastic on Apr 29, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
greinke showed butler that video!
realistically speaking
BAM BAM
"You know what, I mean I cried in bed for a while, moaning 'Why!? Why did this have to happen?'"
Zack Greinke on the Brad Pitt - Jennifer Aniston split
I called it
Anyways
I hope that Zack Greinke showed Billy Butler a clip of his HR before the game tonight.
by BHWick on Apr 29, 2009 5:05 PM PDT
by BHWick on Apr 29, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Caliente!
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by averagegatsby on Apr 29, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Take Two, They're
Small.
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by philofthenorth on Apr 29, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
WHAT??!
NO!
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by ratherfantastic on Apr 29, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
He'd said his wife hates it
but he’d keep it as long as he was hitting well. I guess he doesn’t think he is anymore.
Jacobs Walking Is
A sign of the end times.
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Hey guys...
My TV is under another’s control and I need to know what happy thing happened.
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by ratherfantastic on Apr 29, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions
Thanks
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by ratherfantastic on Apr 29, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
BACONATOR!
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by averagegatsby on Apr 29, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Screw those
It’s all about the McGangbang!

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by ratherfantastic on Apr 29, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
McChicken + Double Cheeseburger = McGangbang
the most orgasmic artery clogging McDonald’s creation ever!
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by ratherfantastic on Apr 29, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
GAWD DAMNIT!!!
I was actaully looking for that
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by averagegatsby on Apr 29, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
This is why we're fat
greatest website ever
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by ratherfantastic on Apr 29, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
The very first thing I did when I got to California...
well after picking up the Rental car was go to In N Out burger
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by averagegatsby on Apr 29, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm so glad
in two months i’m moving into an apartment literally 100 yards from an in n out.
Good thing i won’t be able to afford it most of the time.
It really wasn't that expensive...
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by averagegatsby on Apr 29, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, but their fry's absolutely suck..
So I was cool with just getting a 3X3 and calling it good.
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by averagegatsby on Apr 29, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
his lead experimenter....

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Apr 29, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Did you ever see the one where the two guys have no idea what the phone is
And they’re all like “Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope”?
I can’t find it on Youtube. :(
That reminds me...
I saw Esteban German (with the OKC RedHawks) yesterday. He totally batflipped, and it was glorious except for the fact that it came against my team, not for it.
WTF, self?
Aviles got lucky he wasn't thrown out there
is DDJ coaching first tonight?
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Apr 29, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions
Have to play him somewhere
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by averagegatsby on Apr 29, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
For the love of all that is holy
Can Miguel get a hit or at least work the count just a little
Too early to pinch hit?
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by averagegatsby on Apr 29, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
DID ANYONE ELSE NOTICE JACOBS SHAVED HIS PUBIC HAIR ON HIS CHIN?
I’m watching on DVR on a tape delay, so excuse me if this has been noticed.
we continue to strand runners against shit pitchers
a hit there would have been so big
realistically speaking
Clutch K, Miggy.
But if Zach likes pitching to him, that makes him responsible for more Ks for our side than against it.
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somehow I sense that there is a greater chance that Xaq can adapt to Buck
faster than Miggy can get a clutch hit
"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell
What the hell ESPN
they just cut into the Yankees game to show Billy’s HR
Holy Shit!!!...Peterson resigned...Am I dead?...Is This Heaven?
by RoyalsFanStuckInCardsLand on Apr 29, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions
Hell frozen over?
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by ratherfantastic on Apr 29, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Umpire Fail!
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by ratherfantastic on Apr 29, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Im all in favor of taking Billy's HR of the board...
if we can take Toronto’s run off the board
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Yes, it's a paradox
that Zack invites only Miggy into the game with him. Perhaps ZG could give him some tips before they hit the bullpen.
squeezed on 3 striaght calls
realistically speaking
The gun did not just show 100
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by RoyalsFanStuckInCardsLand on Apr 29, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions
unreal
strike zone has just become TINY
realistically speaking
Ump is just chalanging Zack
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by averagegatsby on Apr 29, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Best pitcher named Donald ever?
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by averagegatsby on Apr 29, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
NEVER!
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by averagegatsby on Apr 29, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
how did Scutaro get to third on that hit?
DDJ would have been thrown out
"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell
Coco's arm is going to KILL us this year.
It is absolute garbage and everyone in baseball knows it.
Farny being Farny.
even Johnny Damon?
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Apr 29, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
worse than Damon's
I don’t even think it’s a question at this point.
If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.
Giving up 1st to 3rd on every single ball hit to center is starting to get old.
If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.
GAWD DAMNIT!!!
Doesn’t Toronto know that Greinke is the best ever!
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goddamn that is a cheap ass run
realistically speaking
I guess I understand why you get two outs there
but I would have rather had Teahen get the runner at home
"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell
especially with hind sight being 20/20
and seing we could have gotten the DP on the next batter
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by averagegatsby on Apr 29, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Apr 29, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
no, my bias is purely driven by wanting to keep Xaq's ERA low
"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell
Scutaro would have forced a run-down
possibly could have ended up with 2nd and 3rd with only one out
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by RoyalsFanStuckInCardsLand on Apr 29, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
If Teahen threw the ball home, Scutaro would have went back to 3rd.
Scutaro was still leaning a little towards third, looking at Teahen until he went to 2nd.
If you don't understand it, kill it.
Stay Out Of
The big inning.
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by philofthenorth on Apr 29, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I bet we could put him behind the plate
and he would be passable there
"You know what, I mean I cried in bed for a while, moaning 'Why!? Why did this have to happen?'"
Zack Greinke on the Brad Pitt - Jennifer Aniston split
So yeaaaaaahhhh.....
The ump’s Strike Zone is a LITTLE questionable

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by ratherfantastic on Apr 29, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions
COCO
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by ratherfantastic on Apr 29, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions
leadoff double
let’s get it right back please
realistically speaking
COCO
"You know what, I mean I cried in bed for a while, moaning 'Why!? Why did this have to happen?'"
Zack Greinke on the Brad Pitt - Jennifer Aniston split
exactly
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by RoyalsFanStuckInCardsLand on Apr 29, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
perfect f'ing bunt
he does the little things guys
realistically speaking
BLOOMERS
I’M NOT EVEN MAD AT THE DECISION!
"You know what, I mean I cried in bed for a while, moaning 'Why!? Why did this have to happen?'"
Zack Greinke on the Brad Pitt - Jennifer Aniston split
Shit like that
Is going to get this mother fucker permanently locked into the two hole.
Farny being Farny.
TWSS
"You know what, I mean I cried in bed for a while, moaning 'Why!? Why did this have to happen?'"
Zack Greinke on the Brad Pitt - Jennifer Aniston split
At least the Spork can bunt.
Nice play.
by hunter s. royal on Apr 29, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions
GRIT

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by ratherfantastic on Apr 29, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions
teahen pops up first pitch
2009 ROYALS BABY
realistically speaking
Just Another Popup
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by philofthenorth on Apr 29, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
2 pitches 2 popups
un fucking believable
poor fucking hitting
realistically speaking
GOD SCORE NOW
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by ratherfantastic on Apr 29, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions
quality middle of the order we have here
"You know what, I mean I cried in bed for a while, moaning 'Why!? Why did this have to happen?'"
Zack Greinke on the Brad Pitt - Jennifer Aniston split
like i said....quit taking tips from guillen....
only this time it’s Jose being Jose
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Apr 29, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions
So apparently...
when Roy Halladay grows a moustache he looks like Brian Talley
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It's amazing any pitcher is 4-0 on the Royals with this offense.
That is what the cover on SI should have said
Single please
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by ratherfantastic on Apr 29, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions
YES
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by ratherfantastic on Apr 29, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
if i were greinke i'd be so pissed off
seriously, wtf, he could have done a better job
realistically speaking
anyone find it interesting
we give up the run to get two outs and then we presumably (before he was safe) play small ball to try and get that run back?
Seriously,
send him down, he won’t help us this year.
If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.
BAM BAM HAVIN A HELL OF A NIGHT
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by ratherfantastic on Apr 29, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions
MONEYYYYYYYYY
"You know what, I mean I cried in bed for a while, moaning 'Why!? Why did this have to happen?'"
Zack Greinke on the Brad Pitt - Jennifer Aniston split
Thank you Billy
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by RoyalsFanStuckInCardsLand on Apr 29, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions
greinke owes butler a baconator
realistically speaking
i would pay to watch that...
Zack and Billy go to Wendy’s….and Chipotle
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Apr 29, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
are we talking about the same Billy?
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by averagegatsby on Apr 29, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
At this rate there is going to be a global Baconator shortage
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by averagegatsby on Apr 29, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Baconator level is now 3
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by ratherfantastic on Apr 29, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
BAM BAM!!!!
on another note… seriously, greinke, TWO RUNS?!?!?! it’s ok… you’re still a machine in my book. THIS CHIPOTLE IS FOR YOU!
where tpj happens.
it's 2 fairly soft runs
he’s not exactly getting knocked around
realistically speaking
extremely soft runs
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Apr 29, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
and maybe instead of a hot girl it should be more baconator pics
"You know what, I mean I cried in bed for a while, moaning 'Why!? Why did this have to happen?'"
Zack Greinke on the Brad Pitt - Jennifer Aniston split
wow...Jacobs tried to hit that 800 feet
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Apr 29, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions
and if he made contact it would have gone at least that far
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by averagegatsby on Apr 29, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
YEAH
give up that walk
"You know what, I mean I cried in bed for a while, moaning 'Why!? Why did this have to happen?'"
Zack Greinke on the Brad Pitt - Jennifer Aniston split
JACOBS
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by ratherfantastic on Apr 29, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions
jake, lefty on lefty clutchness
realistically speaking
YESSSSS
"You know what, I mean I cried in bed for a while, moaning 'Why!? Why did this have to happen?'"
Zack Greinke on the Brad Pitt - Jennifer Aniston split
Butler
has to be so tired. Give him a rest.
"You know what, I mean I cried in bed for a while, moaning 'Why!? Why did this have to happen?'"
Zack Greinke on the Brad Pitt - Jennifer Aniston split
Give him a fat bastard burger!

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by ratherfantastic on Apr 29, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
by averagegatsby on Apr 29, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions

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by ratherfantastic on Apr 29, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
jays announcers are blown away by jacobs staying back and going with the pitch
seitzermagic?
realistically speaking
I love to see Jake go oppo field like that
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by RoyalsFanStuckInCardsLand on Apr 29, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions
is olivo on deck?
i need to run to the restroom and i’m trying to plan accordingly
"You know what, I mean I cried in bed for a while, moaning 'Why!? Why did this have to happen?'"
Zack Greinke on the Brad Pitt - Jennifer Aniston split
That poor 3Bman
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by ratherfantastic on Apr 29, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions
5 years ago Rolen gets all of those
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by averagegatsby on Apr 29, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
i would not have held jacobs.
just saying
realistically speaking
god
just send him
"You know what, I mean I cried in bed for a while, moaning 'Why!? Why did this have to happen?'"
Zack Greinke on the Brad Pitt - Jennifer Aniston split
i thought it was a solid call....
but i could be wrong
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Apr 29, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
i was realy basing it off zero cnofidence in aviles
realistically speaking
no i would send him only with olivo in the on deck circle
"You know what, I mean I cried in bed for a while, moaning 'Why!? Why did this have to happen?'"
Zack Greinke on the Brad Pitt - Jennifer Aniston split
You're not wrong
Jacobs would have been out by at least 10 feet.
If you don't understand it, kill it.
But unlike Butler...
Jacobs would have put his shoulder into the catchers chest
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by averagegatsby on Apr 29, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
dammit i thought we had it there
i’ll be happy with 4 for now
realistically speaking
This inning = gold
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by ratherfantastic on Apr 29, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions
Nice
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by ratherfantastic on Apr 29, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Boston rallied back to tie Cleveland
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by RoyalsFanStuckInCardsLand on Apr 29, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions
cleveland bullpen = not good
i call it the Borowski Curse
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Apr 29, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Kauffman Stadium Organ
Don’t know if anyone had noticed this year that the trademark Kauffman Stadium organ had been quiet so far this year. Heard today that it is still in there, they are just looking for a new player for it. That is why all the prerecorded, generic sound bites during the at-bats. Don’t know if this had been mentioned before but I hadn’t seen any discussion of it.
maybe that's why everybody is supposed
“clap yo hands” 100X a game.
If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.
aite zack shut down inning time
realistically speaking
leadoff walk?
at least 2 of those were strikes, jesus
realistically speaking
I hate this umpire
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by ratherfantastic on Apr 29, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions
Only logical explination...
He is in an AL east only fantasy league
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by averagegatsby on Apr 29, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Some of those sammiches remind me of Porcus last night.
Was that an octupul decker last night?
Really? No, not really.
2 more strikes to rolen
………..
realistically speaking
there is no excuse to squeeze a guy that has been pitching as well as zack
none
unless you’re just trying to be a dick
realistically speaking
The umps gonna come up to the booth
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by RoyalsFanStuckInCardsLand on Apr 29, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Any Blue Jay crazy enough to go after him?
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by averagegatsby on Apr 29, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
i can’t think of one….now that Hillenbrand is gone
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Apr 29, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Zack is like the Ark, and the ump is a Nazi

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by ratherfantastic on Apr 29, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions
please stop throwing barajas offspeed pitches
there we go
realistically speaking
I'm going on a Chipotle run to inspire my boy Zack
by Soria's Unibrow on Apr 29, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions
Crazy manager Tony La Russa
brought his closer out for the last out of the 8th, and then for some reason left him in for the 9th
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by RoyalsFanStuckInCardsLand on Apr 29, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions
that's like the third time in the last week that's happened...
what is wrong with these managers?
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Apr 29, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, that lunatic Joe Torre did it earlier in the week as well
actually to get two outs in the 8th and then the 9th
"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell
That's why he got fired.......errrrrrrr....non-renewed
Terrible manager
If you don't understand it, kill it.
GUYS.
My best friend just reminded me of something REALLY important:
It doesn’t matter what comes, fresh goes better in life, and Mentos is fresh and full of life.
Nothing gets to you, staying fresh staying cool, with Mentos, fresh and full of life.
Fresh goes better, Mentos freshness, fresh goes better with Mentos, fresh and full of life!
WTF, self?
so true
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by ratherfantastic on Apr 29, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not familiar
Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
by averagegatsby on Apr 29, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
really?
Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
by averagegatsby on Apr 29, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
how can anyone not know the mentos song?
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Apr 29, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
How can anyone actually think
I didn’t know what the mentos song was
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by averagegatsby on Apr 29, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
You just like inflicting the pain of repetitive songs, don't you?
by sterlingice on Apr 29, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
i did not know that Mentos was a product of the Netherlands.........
Sidney Ponson gleams with pride from the dugout
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Apr 29, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
at least this ump is pretty consistent for both pitchers
that pitch looked good
"You know what, I mean I cried in bed for a while, moaning 'Why!? Why did this have to happen?'"
Zack Greinke on the Brad Pitt - Jennifer Aniston split
All Willie does is get on base
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by RoyalsFanStuckInCardsLand on Apr 29, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions
willie just playin himself into the lineup
realistically speaking
JOGUI
"You know what, I mean I cried in bed for a while, moaning 'Why!? Why did this have to happen?'"
Zack Greinke on the Brad Pitt - Jennifer Aniston split
TEAHEN
Getting it done!
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by ratherfantastic on Apr 29, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions
2 outs
they are a recipe for success
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by ratherfantastic on Apr 29, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions
When is the last time Teahen pulled a HR
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by RoyalsFanStuckInCardsLand on Apr 29, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions
i realize that it's heresy here
and i’m familiar with how much of a detriment wee willie can be to a team
but dammit, i like willie bloomquist.
"You know what, I mean I cried in bed for a while, moaning 'Why!? Why did this have to happen?'"
Zack Greinke on the Brad Pitt - Jennifer Aniston split
How can you not like him?
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by ratherfantastic on Apr 29, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
i like him in the sense that he's not very good but obviously plays a very smart game
which makes you wonder if some of our more talented hitters would play as smart as he does, what they could accomplish
realistically speaking
Oh we'd have at least 3 more wins
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by ratherfantastic on Apr 29, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
but more than that, and outside of statistical analysis
(and this is what makes it dangerous to have him on trey hillman’s team)
he’s a really likable player. just really does seem to be smart and determined.
"You know what, I mean I cried in bed for a while, moaning 'Why!? Why did this have to happen?'"
Zack Greinke on the Brad Pitt - Jennifer Aniston split
He certainly had the brains
to realize the ump is calling it tight and look for the walk.
by hunter s. royal on Apr 29, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Ohhh that was sick
K
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by ratherfantastic on Apr 29, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions
Pathetic
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by ratherfantastic on Apr 29, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
damn sarcasm font
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by ratherfantastic on Apr 29, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
just type the word “code” inside a < > before your message
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Apr 29, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
ZacKKKKKK
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by ratherfantastic on Apr 29, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions
followed by the woman sonic commercial
fail
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by ratherfantastic on Apr 29, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
ZACKKKKKK
"You know what, I mean I cried in bed for a while, moaning 'Why!? Why did this have to happen?'"
Zack Greinke on the Brad Pitt - Jennifer Aniston split
get a quick 6th and get him through 7
realistically speaking
anyone else listening online
and lose the radio feed…and is now getting a political radio feed?
by RoyalsFanInBillings on Apr 29, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah, hence my comment above
Some right wing nut
by sterlingice on Apr 29, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
IF YOU WANT TO WATCH THE GAME AND NOT LISTEN
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/rodzor-sports
realistically speaking
Thank you!
From a displaced Royals fan in Oregon.
No outs to go!
by 45degreesnorth on Apr 29, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Greinke needs to go at least 2 more innings.
4 runs isn’t safe enough with no Soria.
closer...
who do we want to see close this thing (i’m a little ahead of myself)… cruz anyone??
by brandonh981 on Apr 29, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Billy says nuts to your cycle
He’ll just hit another HR
by RoyalsFanInBillings on Apr 29, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
ah, game is back
get it together MLB
by RoyalsFanInBillings on Apr 29, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions
I'm jealous
at work now, so no chance of using that feed. Enjoy it for me.
by RoyalsFanInBillings on Apr 29, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
BAM BAM
THANK YOU MA’AM
"You know what, I mean I cried in bed for a while, moaning 'Why!? Why did this have to happen?'"
Zack Greinke on the Brad Pitt - Jennifer Aniston split
The Kid is back
"You know what, I mean I cried in bed for a while, moaning 'Why!? Why did this have to happen?'"
Zack Greinke on the Brad Pitt - Jennifer Aniston split
we would need to hide cheeseburgers
under third base
"You know what, I mean I cried in bed for a while, moaning 'Why!? Why did this have to happen?'"
Zack Greinke on the Brad Pitt - Jennifer Aniston split
Butler just earned himself some Baconhenge

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by ratherfantastic on Apr 29, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions
If butler keeps it up
it’ll only get better
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by ratherfantastic on Apr 29, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
If he's waking up...
Oh, that’s a good sign for the offense :)
this has to be the worst pitcher ever
"You know what, I mean I cried in bed for a while, moaning 'Why!? Why did this have to happen?'"
Zack Greinke on the Brad Pitt - Jennifer Aniston split
It's the 'stasche
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by ratherfantastic on Apr 29, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
omg why isnt shealy gettingn called upp hes hitting .350!!!111
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
sorry
I actually like Shealy, I was more mocking the “Butler obviously can’t hit because of the first three weeks” crowd.
OBviously, none of those people are here.
/vindictiveness
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by Matt Klaassen on Apr 29, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
nah, it's okay
i feel bad ‘cause I don’t want to pick on Sloth. The guy should be platooning somewhere in the big leagues
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on Apr 29, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep.
I agree, and he knows it too….but the man is a damn saint on earth, because he never complains. He’s getting screwed.
WTF, self?
well, Mike Jacobs walked twice tonight
so I sure have egg on my face
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by Matt Klaassen on Apr 29, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
jake worksk the walk
tallet is toast
realistically speaking
See them bring in a righty, and we go without another hit
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
gotta get back above replacement level
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by Matt Klaassen on Apr 29, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe
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by ratherfantastic on Apr 29, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I see him bobble and I start to yell why he isn't going for a triple
then I remember Jacobs is clogging the bases
I'll take it
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by ratherfantastic on Apr 29, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions
Sign of a good team
This team probably expected ZG to go 9 complete no hit innings. But he struggled and gave up his first run of the yet. So…. what do they do? Their ace is struggling, they rally, and go ballistic on the other team. This team has completely stepped up tonight. It’s amazing! And in turn, I think ZG will return the favor.
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by 306008 on Apr 29, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
It would be nice if we could add another pitcher to the list tonight
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by RoyalsFanStuckInCardsLand on Apr 29, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
AVILANCHE 3B
"You know what, I mean I cried in bed for a while, moaning 'Why!? Why did this have to happen?'"
Zack Greinke on the Brad Pitt - Jennifer Aniston split
yeah, he definitely hasn't been stepping in "the bucket" the last 3 games
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by averagegatsby on Apr 29, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Cue ESPN's Brian Kenney...........
“one wheel falls off……………two wheels fall off…………”
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Apr 29, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions
now we just need a single for a cycle this inning
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Not going to happen.
We’re just going to hit doubles and triples and bombs.
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Im okay with that
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by averagegatsby on Apr 29, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Cito coming to get his pitcher.
To later I think…
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Avilanche!

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by ratherfantastic on Apr 29, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I don't get it
Ryan said that Rios was a really good right fielder, but that was a crappy play
and he misplayed a ball in the first game as well
"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell
he is very good
his arm is possibly the best in the game…but he has been a little too aggressive on a few balls tonight
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Apr 29, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
fielders have slumps, too
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by Matt Klaassen on Apr 29, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
He got going on the slick ground and probably decided that in a close game he was just going to over run it rather than risk injury.
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Detroit just lost
CHW had a late rally and won this afternoon.
Hmmm...
‘bout time to hear from all the “Butler needs to get sent down” and "maybe TPJ isn’t so bad" people
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
yeah... that Butler is a fucking bum
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by averagegatsby on Apr 29, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Butler needs to be sent down
and, oh yeah, TPJ should get more playing time
"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell
Overflow thread is up
The immoderate moderator
by Scott McKinney on Apr 29, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions
I just wish Kila
was also a super utility player
Looks like the Jays mailed it in
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and believe me, that's bad
the Canadian postal service is to the U. S. Postal service what something terribly slow is to something slightly faster
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by Matt Klaassen on Apr 29, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
no single there... lol
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How long do we let Grienke go?
Davies will bounce back tomorrow so we shouldn’t need the pen much….. tonight let him go 6 or 7?
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