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Game One Open Thread - Royals (0-0) at White Sox (0-0)

Kansas City Royals at Chicago White Sox, Apr 7, 2009 2:05 PM EDT


Detroit, Cleveland, and Minnesota lost yesterday, which means the first-place Royals take on the first-place White Sox today at the Cell.

Your Opening Day pitching matchup is Gil Meche (3.61 FIP in '08) versus Mark Buereuherheulehelerle (3.94 FIP in '08). Buehrle has only had one season as good as Meche's 2008.


Gil Meche

#55 / Snarling Smirking Pitcher / Kansas City Royals

6-3

214

R

R

None of Your Damn Business


 


Mark Buehrle

#56 / Ghostbuster / Chicago White Sox

6-2

230

L

L

Mar 23, 1979



(Although on his MLB.com picture Meche looks happy... Matt Garza level happy.)

The off-season and Spring Training of brilliance continues friends, as Hillman has named Farnsworth the setup man.

So the journey of a thousand cliches begins today, a day late, in Chicago.

Maybe I'm just not enough of a pagan, but the changing of the seasons doesn't really alter my mood or level of hope or outlook on life or anything else. No, and although I might lose my English Major credentials to say so, I don't see much of myself, or America, or America's agrarian past or innocence or anything else in nature or the changing of the calendar or in sports and the sports calendar.

In the blossoming of spring or in a birdsong or in a baseball game, I just see things. Things that might be interesting or beautiful nonetheless, on their own.

The reality is, the Royals have everything in front of them. Not because it is April and two hundred years ago everyone stopped being cold and planted crops this time of year, and sun-dappled lovely maids and swains frollicked in the fields. No, but just because their season has started. Forget the poetry and second-hand romanticism, ye Boswells, and just talk about the real miracle right in front of you. The slate has been wiped clean, not symbolically, but in reality. The standings have been re-set. This is baseball's version of Easter.

I don't think they can do it, but they have the chance to prove me wrong, to prove everyone wrong. In sports, every year, you start over (why, nobody knows, wouldn't a multi-year league be somewhat appealing?) in real life you don't. You just go and go and go and some things stick and some don't, good and bad. In any case, your mistakes and failures hardly ever get erased, they just accumulate. For most things, you get mathematically eliminated pretty early, and you just have to deal with it. You have to find your own reason to keep playing, even though you'll never win the pennant and the All-Star team was named last month.

Who among us wouldn't jump at the chance to start today 0-0?

I can't wait any longer. The first real game thread of 2009 starts now.

 

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give me a chance here

Mike Jacobs.... I hope your bat has as much lift as your hair does.....

by iNaLeXwEtRuSt on Apr 7, 2009 3:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

you have that gift

don’t abuse it…

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Apr 7, 2009 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

A multi-year league...

Interesting. I’m trying to work out the hypotheticals in my head.

Kansas City Royals: your 2006 and 2007 NL Central champions!

by mazoboom on Apr 7, 2009 3:11 AM EDT reply actions  

Yeah

Let’s do this thing

realistically speaking

by slayor on Apr 7, 2009 3:27 AM EDT reply actions  

The annual renewal of an American cultural tradition has meaning

To some people it may not have personal meaning. It may just be the start of another season of a particular sport. But for a great many in this country, it has immense personal and social meaning. It is the continuation of a tradition in a society which is not known for its history or continuity. Will, I would think that the poet in you would relate to some of this. Certainly historians and sociologists would recognize a lot of this. Joseph Campbell could have written a book on it.

The immoderate moderator

by Scott McKinney on Apr 7, 2009 3:29 AM EDT reply actions  

Agreed...

The thing that humans do better than any other is to discern patterns. We are pattern-recognition machines. To ignore the patterns of the seasons and their broader effects is NOT to be coolly agnostic but to be willfully naive, blind to the obvious and affirmatively so. These impulses aren’t American, they’re human, and they’re not lyrical, but biological.

by billexgordler on Apr 7, 2009 9:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks for saying that

If you feel that baseball or sports is just something to do you’re wrong. It is a beautiful thing, maybe you are taking things for granted, what if there were no baseball…to me it has nothing to do with pattern or habit, its for pure love of baseball and the fun of it.

by ZachMartin2 on Apr 7, 2009 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nobody is Matt Garza-happy

Though Garza’s happiness actually has a bit of menace to it, too. Like an evil clown, or something. Anyway, glad this one is a day game – I’ll get to watch!

by marbotty on Apr 7, 2009 6:32 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Magglio Ordonez is

When Garza pitches to Ordonez, the glare from their teeth blind the spectators up to twelve rows back. Cameramen have to use a special filter in order to portray the battle of smiles on TV.

Chaim Mattis Keller New York City's # 1 Royals fan!

by cmkeller on Apr 7, 2009 9:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why so serious?

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by RoyalsRetro on Apr 7, 2009 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's a sinister "I can't believe I get to play in TB while Delmon is stuck in Minny."

“:See you in the playoffs, Delmon. Ha. Just kidding, you guys will never make it, at least as long as you’re playing in the outfield.”

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by Matt Klaassen on Apr 7, 2009 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gload was nearly that happy

I heard they took the picture the moment after Dayton offered him a 2-year deal

by Top Ramen on Apr 7, 2009 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Put that away and don’t get it back out again. Don’t make me turn around.

by 2X2L on Apr 7, 2009 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

YAY, baseball!

I’d like to start 0-0. where do I sign up for that?

Stathead, Zack Greinke fan, and Rock Band 2 singer extraordinaire.

by NHZ on Apr 7, 2009 6:43 AM EDT reply actions  

You're, what, 21?

you’re already there

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by Matt Klaassen on Apr 7, 2009 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woo hoo

Time to begin…I am ready!

by cookierojas73 on Apr 7, 2009 7:25 AM EDT reply actions  

Question

Has anyone gone from before their first game until after their last game in 1st place the entire time? We have a chance at that, ladies and gents! Well…so do the White Sox.

In the Royals game of life, Neifi Perez is the rake.

by Matty486 on Apr 7, 2009 9:24 AM EDT reply actions  

It's happened a few times

I know the 1984 Tigers and 1927 Yankees did it.

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by cmkeller on Apr 7, 2009 9:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sox did it 05

" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT

" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT

by U-God on Apr 7, 2009 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Excitement

WIsh I could see it today, but will have to hear bits and pieces. Lets get off to another good start like last year!

by clintox100 on Apr 7, 2009 9:28 AM EDT reply actions  

Maybe Farnsworth is the setup man

because Hillman is starting to recognize the importance of using your best pitchers in your toughest situations. Soria is already said to be getting more 4 and 5 out saves this year. Maybe Cruz will be an old school style fireman. The setup man suffers from the same thing the closer does. He comes in at the beginning of innings, which are no leverage situations. If this is how it works, I’m all for this.

by AxDxMx on Apr 7, 2009 10:03 AM EDT reply actions  

that's a lot of hope and credit thrown

Hillman’s way. Lets see if he is that creative.

If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.

by Warden11 on Apr 7, 2009 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it.

But my office decided to start blocking streaming radio from this morning on. Seems we had some people killing the bandwidth… Boo, work, boo!

And Will, you might want to start taking whatever Zack is on. Maybe it could help you too.

Don't Stop Believing!

by KC Chris on Apr 7, 2009 10:03 AM EDT reply actions  

According to a poster at Royals Corner

Dayton confirmed this morning on the radio that Brayan, not Tony will be the Pena sent to Omaha on Friday when we activate Sidney Ponson. Brayan not only has to clear waivers, but has to accept assignment.

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by RoyalsRetro on Apr 7, 2009 10:23 AM EDT reply actions  

If true...

there are so many reasons why that is the absolute wrong decision that my head is about to explode.

So, would the pictures TPJ has merely lead to complete and utter public embarrassment on Moore’s part? Or is there actual jail time in his future if they were to come out?

"Now…put that in your [BLEEP]ing pipe and smoke it." -Hal McRae

by Sweep_the_Leg on Apr 7, 2009 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

seriously

WTF

If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.

by Warden11 on Apr 7, 2009 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

not saying that we want TPJ on the roster....

but what is Brayan Pena’s purpose on this roster?

TPJ...you're dead to me

by billybeingbilly on Apr 7, 2009 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Taking TPJ's place?

If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.

by Warden11 on Apr 7, 2009 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

There has been some suspicion...

that one of the Bulivo combo is on the trade block (probably Buck). Which makes sense, because they are essentially the same player. Brayan offers more versatility and a different kind of catcher (offensively at least). He’s not the hacker that Olivo is and can play other positions (corners, maybe corner OF).

"Now…put that in your [BLEEP]ing pipe and smoke it." -Hal McRae

by Sweep_the_Leg on Apr 7, 2009 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

another solid reason

If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.

by Warden11 on Apr 7, 2009 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

that makes sense....

but as it currently stands, TPJ makes about as much sense on the roster as Brayan Pena. Brayan Pena makes a ton more sense at 400k than one of the Buck/Olivo combo at 3 million

TPJ...you're dead to me

by billybeingbilly on Apr 7, 2009 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

what is this

“making sense” thing of which you speak? it sounds intriguing

by benfunke on Apr 7, 2009 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

which makes my reason irrelevant

by benfunke on Apr 7, 2009 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

when has dayton made a mistake?

he’s got the track record, and I for one, have faith in him

by Freneau on Apr 7, 2009 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's like a combination of gob bluth and ned flanders

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by Matt Klaassen on Apr 7, 2009 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had a dream about the Royals last night...

I’m pretty sure I got to meet Alex Gordon (though I can’t remember if the smirk was there or not…hrm). I’ll be in and out with the game today. I work in a local elementary school for an internship and I’m going in for an hour this afternoon, followed by a meeting at 3:30, so it’s looking like I won’t really be able to do much baseball watching (now, yesterday would have been perfect), but I’ll be there in spirit and via cell phone updates!

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. ~Greg, age 8

by loyal2theroyals on Apr 7, 2009 10:42 AM EDT reply actions  

Simply awesome

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by RoyalsRetro on Apr 7, 2009 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

We always did feel the same, We just saw it from a different point of view, Tangled up in blue.
-Bob Dylan

by Royal Kingdom on Apr 7, 2009 11:27 AM EDT reply actions  

The real first pitch.

I sent that transcript to my Dad and while he laughed, he corrected me with a true Denny Matthews into.

Denny: Thanks Bob, Hi everybody and a pleasant good afternoon to all,
Burhle’s first pitch is a strike and that’s how we start. The time and
temp brought to you by the Parking Spot at KCI. First pitch 1:11 and game
time temperature 39 degrees.

Bob – I think I am getting to old for this
kind of opening day weather.

Denny: At least it is not snowing today, Burhle’s
second pitch is high and outside.

by KCDovaRoyals on Apr 7, 2009 11:31 AM EDT reply actions  

You forgot...

Denny: “Easy to spot, easy to park, it’s the Parking Spot at KCI.”

You can’t leave out the money line.

"Now…put that in your [BLEEP]ing pipe and smoke it." -Hal McRae

by Sweep_the_Leg on Apr 7, 2009 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

God I hate Bob Davis

Glad I’m not a KU fan.

"Now…put that in your [BLEEP]ing pipe and smoke it." -Hal McRae

by Sweep_the_Leg on Apr 7, 2009 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love Bob

But he needs to stick to KU games.

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by RoyalsRetro on Apr 7, 2009 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have two problems with him...

First, as Retro pointed out so eloquently above, whether it is because he can’t see the balls being hit that well anymore, isn’t really a good judge of them, or just intentionally gets overexcited for no reason, I just can’t stand his completely inaccurate and overdone description of every little thing.

Second, when he did TV broadcasts, he didn’t compensate AT ALL for the fact that there were, you know, cameras covering the action, as well. So he filled EVERY SINGLE SECOND of airtime with his babbling. Which is fine on the radio because you don’t want a ton of dead airtime. On TV, it just drives me nuts. Let the “moving picture makers” tell most of the story for you, Bob.

Plus, he’s old, and he probably smells funny.

"Now…put that in your [BLEEP]ing pipe and smoke it." -Hal McRae

by Sweep_the_Leg on Apr 7, 2009 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wooo

the day has come!

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on Apr 7, 2009 11:36 AM EDT reply actions  

im guessing Teahen is gonna bat third..

on the account he has been batting third and he owns make buerle

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on Apr 7, 2009 11:45 AM EDT reply actions  

1:05 Central Time

High of 44 in Chicago. Is that warm enough for Hoagie to dominate?

by stuckinstl12 on Apr 7, 2009 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

No way

Gametime temp would have to be at least 60. This is what I envision Jose wearing today:

"Now…put that in your [BLEEP]ing pipe and smoke it." -Hal McRae

by Sweep_the_Leg on Apr 7, 2009 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sutcliffe picked the Royals to win the Central

Saw his picks on ESPN last night.
He’s still a homer.

DH: Where's the party!
Danny: David Howard and Mike Sweeney! Go away! Guys, you're gonna wake up my Mom!

by David Howards Legacy on Apr 7, 2009 12:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm very very excited for today!!

Everyone's recruits look better than ours.

by 306008 on Apr 7, 2009 12:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I LIKE WATCHING BASEBALL!!!!!!

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by RoyalsRetro on Apr 7, 2009 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOUD NOISES

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. ~Greg, age 8

by loyal2theroyals on Apr 7, 2009 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

In fact, in honor of our first game,

my students will do NOTHING the rest of the day while I watch on gameday!! :)

Everyone's recruits look better than ours.

by 306008 on Apr 7, 2009 12:33 PM EDT reply actions  

lol... in SW missouri... bordering Cardinal country....

all our administrators are Card fans….

Everyone's recruits look better than ours.

by 306008 on Apr 7, 2009 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

note to self:

teach in SW Missouri…they let you get away with this kinda crap…

I’m half tempted to switch to middle school Math, just so I can do my statistics/probability unit during April and make the kids work on baseball stuff >_>;;

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. ~Greg, age 8

by loyal2theroyals on Apr 7, 2009 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

i went to Rockhurst....

and watched the entire 2004 opener in religion and accounting class…well, almost all of it…surprisingly enough, the baseball coach wasnt a fan of us watching the end of the game instead of practicing…

TPJ...you're dead to me

by billybeingbilly on Apr 7, 2009 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm going to try not holding that Rockhurst thing against you ;)

Loyal2s Dad would like that…he went to Uni there, but being a JC Jay for life, that’s a hard pill to swallow.

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. ~Greg, age 8

by loyal2theroyals on Apr 7, 2009 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha ha...being a jeff city jay would be a hard pill to swallow...

in fact i might just say fuck it and try to swallow like 40 pills…

TPJ...you're dead to me

by billybeingbilly on Apr 7, 2009 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, I think you're just dead to me now

:\

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. ~Greg, age 8

by loyal2theroyals on Apr 7, 2009 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

But...then you'd be like TPJ

so maybe not.

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. ~Greg, age 8

by loyal2theroyals on Apr 7, 2009 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

it might be time to update that....

but then again, it’ll probably take me a couple weeks to make me realize which player i really hate this year….i’m feeling a davey 15 day dl stint for a runny nose or something along those lines

TPJ...you're dead to me

by billybeingbilly on Apr 7, 2009 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Teacher of the Year.

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by RoyalsRetro on Apr 7, 2009 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Thanks bro...

doubt I’ll win… we took march madness off… lol

Everyone's recruits look better than ours.

by 306008 on Apr 7, 2009 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

we're falling behind in baseball too...

did you watch the WBC…we need to get our priorities straight

TPJ...you're dead to me

by billybeingbilly on Apr 7, 2009 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

preach it brother!

Amen!!

Everyone's recruits look better than ours.

by 306008 on Apr 7, 2009 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

You see... I realize how BORING accounting is when you're a student

And I KNOW that I can’t make it more interesting than it really is to these kids…. so let’s just take a day!

Everyone's recruits look better than ours.

by 306008 on Apr 7, 2009 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol... that's a good idea...

I wonder if the one guy in class would enjoy it as much as the 11 girls….?

Everyone's recruits look better than ours.

by 306008 on Apr 7, 2009 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha....

A bunch of HS sophomores….

Everyone's recruits look better than ours.

by 306008 on Apr 7, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think we figured out why he registered the way he did...

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by Matt Klaassen on Apr 7, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol...

 good point.

Everyone's recruits look better than ours.

by 306008 on Apr 7, 2009 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's pretty damn boring

in real life too.

Mr Glass, this is a pro sports team, not a retail store - run it like one!

by loyal2sdad on Apr 7, 2009 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Wasting those tax payer’s dollars today by watching the game at work?

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. ~Greg, age 8

by loyal2theroyals on Apr 7, 2009 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, I just got back from lunch and sadly can't find it on our cable... so

I’ll watch updates here….

Everyone's recruits look better than ours.

by 306008 on Apr 7, 2009 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

apparently our cable in the res halls isn't showing it either

I just had an irate resident come down and ask for a phone book.

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. ~Greg, age 8

by loyal2theroyals on Apr 7, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

i don’t think that’s what he will want to hear.

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. ~Greg, age 8

by loyal2theroyals on Apr 7, 2009 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gameday question

I’m probably not going to get to watch many Royals games, as usual… if I only have 1.5 Ghz processor, is it not going to work? I’ve found that surprising amount of stuff does that they say won’t, but I don’t want to blow the cash then not be able to see the games…

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by Matt Klaassen on Apr 7, 2009 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's The Connection

That matters; at work we only have 320KB DSL, and it doesn’t really work. I have a 1MB connection at home, and it runs the low def well, the hi def sometimes.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Apr 7, 2009 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’m also interested to know if there are any possibilities out there (though i’m doubtful)

by benfunke on Apr 7, 2009 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would say it's possible...

given that I’ve been able to watch UFC PPV’s online plenty of times, but MLB would appear to be Gestapo-like in it’s ability to seek out and crush anyone who would dare to usurp its power.

I just bought MLB At Bat for my phone. It’s $9.99 and gives you the Gameday feature plus audio for every game all season. You can usually choose between both teams’ broadcasts.

"Now…put that in your [BLEEP]ing pipe and smoke it." -Hal McRae

by Sweep_the_Leg on Apr 7, 2009 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I caught a couple of preseason games

streaming on AM 610’s website. Not sure if they will black out the streaming or not for the regular season…

by njeverson on Apr 7, 2009 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHooo! opening day

bench guillen until its warm

My stories a lot like yours only more interesting because it involves robots!

by AvilesRotY on Apr 7, 2009 12:49 PM EDT reply actions  

so whyd the royals drop german and keep tpj. couldve been the other way around

My stories a lot like yours only more interesting because it involves robots!

by AvilesRotY on Apr 7, 2009 12:50 PM EDT reply actions  

can a brother get a ‘hell yeah’!

by benfunke on Apr 7, 2009 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

TPJ plays AMAZING DEFENSE!

And he hits like Frank White.

< / ryan lefebvre >

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by RoyalsRetro on Apr 7, 2009 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

although german’s defense was pretty gross

by benfunke on Apr 7, 2009 12:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Are we still heading for 2,000 posts?

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by RoyalsFanInMarinerTown on Apr 7, 2009 1:03 PM EDT reply actions  

don’t be such a pessimist—4000+ !!! ! !

by benfunke on Apr 7, 2009 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, i am heading for 2,000, anyway

by benfunke on Apr 7, 2009 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

thoughts on Aviles batting last?

is there a specific reason for this game? or do we really think Teahen is #3 while Aviles is #9?

by benfunke on Apr 7, 2009 1:09 PM EDT reply actions  

well, doy. i guess i was hoping it was some other reason.

by benfunke on Apr 7, 2009 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

spring optimism, i guess

by benfunke on Apr 7, 2009 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

welll....if thats what you want...

i think teahen hits like 750 career off of buehrle or something ridiculous like that

TPJ...you're dead to me

by billybeingbilly on Apr 7, 2009 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

sounds like us getting set up for “Teahen is ready to breakout” again

by benfunke on Apr 7, 2009 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

here's some win-win logic for you

our manager makes crappy lineup decisions. he put Teahen 3rd and Aviles 9th. therefore, aviles must still be a better hitter than teahen.

and if it turns out teahen is going to bat better than aviles, then maybe hillman’s lineups aren’t so bad after all.

by benfunke on Apr 7, 2009 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well...

there is also the fact that Teahen has absolutely killed Buerhle (did I actually spell that right?).

"Now…put that in your [BLEEP]ing pipe and smoke it." -Hal McRae

by Sweep_the_Leg on Apr 7, 2009 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

How long do you think it took that...

poor kid to learn how to spell his own name right?

"Now…put that in your [BLEEP]ing pipe and smoke it." -Hal McRae

by Sweep_the_Leg on Apr 7, 2009 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was once stuckinstl for two years....

two worst years of my life

TPJ...you're dead to me

by billybeingbilly on Apr 7, 2009 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm finishing up

my third and final year. Yesterday was nice because I was able to experience the best fans in baseball’s meltdown. The rest of the summer will suck because I’ll have to listen to all Cardinals all the time, as well as arrogant ***holes extol the virtues of St. Louis style pizza. If no one born outside of the St. Louis area has ever heard of St. Louis style pizza, is it really a definitive style?

by stuckinstl12 on Apr 7, 2009 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

if definitive is a synonym for disgusting...then yes...

i was there when they won the world series…

TPJ...you're dead to me

by billybeingbilly on Apr 7, 2009 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Around here,

they like to brag about their “greek style” pizza.

Actually, it is really good. As I understand it, the primary difference is in the cheese, which I believe they make from goats milk.

Mr Glass, this is a pro sports team, not a retail store - run it like one!

by loyal2sdad on Apr 7, 2009 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I almost lived in STL...

but I didn’t get into Wash U for grad school

probably would have gone, since my gf was accepted to their law school

by Freneau on Apr 7, 2009 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good school,

well, I think so. In the 1970s, anyway.

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by Matt Klaassen on Apr 7, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm wishing I had

chosen another law school over Wash U. Tuition doesn’t match the job prospects (obviously could be the economy). Anheuser-Busch hall is a nice building to attend law school in though.

by stuckinstl12 on Apr 7, 2009 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't get into their law school

Probably for the best. I don’t think I would have fared well at a place called the “Anheuser Busch School of Law”

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by RoyalsRetro on Apr 7, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

have the lineups been posted?

Don’t think that I’ve seen them yet……

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by aHorseWithNoName on Apr 7, 2009 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks!

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by aHorseWithNoName on Apr 7, 2009 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know how we do

gotta play the upset today ;)

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by loyal2theroyals on Apr 7, 2009 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jayson Stark:

“Sidney Ponson is more of a known commodity than Luke Hochevar.”

Yes. It is known he sucks.

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by RoyalsRetro on Apr 7, 2009 1:11 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

So is Nolan Ryan, Jayson...

but I bet that Hochevar would be a more effective pitcher than Nolan right now, too.

"Now…put that in your [BLEEP]ing pipe and smoke it." -Hal McRae

by Sweep_the_Leg on Apr 7, 2009 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

although I'd take Ryan over Ponson right now

and I’m not a Ryan fan

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by Matt Klaassen on Apr 7, 2009 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm shocked that my dad didn't mention the Joe Greedy trade

He always bitches about the guy…

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by loyal2theroyals on Apr 7, 2009 1:20 PM EDT reply actions  

from the area

But not from JC itself. Dad can better explain his burning hatred…

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. ~Greg, age 8

by loyal2theroyals on Apr 7, 2009 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

he played 9 years for the white sox...

thats good enough for me

TPJ...you're dead to me

by billybeingbilly on Apr 7, 2009 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crede

Well, he is from Westphalia, Mo – a town about 20 miles east of here. My main problem is I know plenty of people here in JC area, and the only time I ever see them at the K is when the Cards are there, or when the White Sox are there. I get that they want to root for the local kid – but they scream and shout for THE FRICKING REST OF THE WHITE SOX JUST AS LOUDLY. What would be wrong with rooting for Crede individually, but also rooting for the Royals, who are 150 miles away and IN YOUR HOME STATE?

To top it off, and I shit you not, this really happened, when the CWS won the WS a couple of years ago they held a GD victory parade in Westphalia for Crede.

Mr Glass, this is a pro sports team, not a retail store - run it like one!

by loyal2sdad on Apr 7, 2009 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

or to quote Grandpa S.

It’ll be a cold day in hell before I recognize missourah

(Apologies to all the missourians here)

by marbotty on Apr 7, 2009 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I set my alarm for 12:00

Just so I could wake up to baseball, er, the pregame show

realistically speaking

by slayor on Apr 7, 2009 1:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Baseball = life

Just wait until I get my 4 24" monitors set up so i can watch 4 different games at the same time

realistically speaking

by slayor on Apr 7, 2009 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lineups

1. Crisp CF
2. DeJesus LF
3. Teahen 2B
4. Jose Guillen RF
5. Jacobs 1B
6. Butler DH
7. Gordon 3B
8. Olivo C
9. Aviles SS

Sox

1. Dewayne Wise CF
2. Chris Getz 2B
3. Carlos Quentin LF
4. Jim Thome DH
5. Jermaine Dye RF
6. Paul Konerko 1B
7. AJ Pierzynski C
8. Alexei Ramirez SS
9. Josh Fields 3B

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on Apr 7, 2009 1:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Aviles being seriously disciplined for embarrassing the organization.

by 2X2L on Apr 7, 2009 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

so the game doesn't start until 1 central.... heheheee

nice… is it on WGN?

Everyone's recruits look better than ours.

by 306008 on Apr 7, 2009 1:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Listings here for “WGN America” are for Bewitched, I Dream Of Jeannie, and Cosby Show.

by 2X2L on Apr 7, 2009 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

But the good news is

Free MLB Extra Innings preview week!

Both the home and away feeds are available on MLB Extra Innings for this one.

by 2X2L on Apr 7, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’m glad you said that b/c my tivo doesn’t relay messages that would normally show up on the cable box

by benfunke on Apr 7, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

so i probably never would have known

by benfunke on Apr 7, 2009 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man, what a bitch

I don’t have cabled hooked up here yet, and I’m blacked out of the online feed. Guess it’s radio + gameday for me, which honestly, is almost as good as TV>

realistically speaking

by slayor on Apr 7, 2009 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

sometimes i agree

that gameday can be nearly as good as TV: you get some info that helps you shape how you look at the game, such as L/R splits, pitch mph & fx, and quick access to player stats by clicking on their names

by benfunke on Apr 7, 2009 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lucky for you guys who can see Extra Innings

My area of the country decided it wasn’t even worth offering since we’re in solid Braves territory.

So I can’t even pay to get Extra Innings

by Top Ramen on Apr 7, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh awesome I wish I had read this earlier

Kansas City Royals: your 2006 and 2007 NL Central champions!

by mazoboom on Apr 7, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Though for some reason the away feed doesn't work

Ugh, it had to be the White Sox

Kansas City Royals: your 2006 and 2007 NL Central champions!

by mazoboom on Apr 7, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry about that. Comcast has the away feed here on the “Game 12” channel.

by 2X2L on Apr 7, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I'm on Comcast too

But Game 12 is the only channel that is telling me “You have to subscribe!”

Whereas all the other Game cannels work. Ah well, at least I can watch

Kansas City Royals: your 2006 and 2007 NL Central champions!

by mazoboom on Apr 7, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can't wait to get this shight started

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on Apr 7, 2009 1:45 PM EDT reply actions  

And the great Ryan Lefebvre

exaggerations start NOW!

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Book it!

by Andy Edwards on Apr 7, 2009 1:46 PM EDT reply actions  

MLB.com is having a new technology shakedown

and those of us out of reach of the broadcast network are not able to enjoy his pregame pontifications.

Sadly.

I guess.

by 2X2L on Apr 7, 2009 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

is it?

I just spent $15 to try it out for the month — I’ll be very disappointed if it doesnt’ work

by marbotty on Apr 7, 2009 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

They don’t usually make the TV feed available much before gametime. But the radio feed has often been available from sign-on in past years. Right now, nada.

by 2X2L on Apr 7, 2009 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, then you missed

a great inside look at Coco, haha. He loves to bowl, and he named his daughter after the Harry Potter character Hermione, but his wife and him thought it was Hermiley during the movie until they saw the credits, so they went with Hermiley.

It’s gonna be a long season with FSNKC…

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DolfinPhan - Doug Flutie of the future. Mark my words.
Book it!

by Andy Edwards on Apr 7, 2009 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

that is amazing

I love to bowl, and i was going to name my daughter after cereal

by marbotty on Apr 7, 2009 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blueberry Muffin Top?

KCsince88 - You'd LOVE Todd Reesing, then.
DolfinPhan - Doug Flutie of the future. Mark my words.
Book it!

by Andy Edwards on Apr 7, 2009 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

shhhhhh!!!

now i have to find a new name, thanks

by marbotty on Apr 7, 2009 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Captain Crunch?

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Apr 7, 2009 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Trixy?

KCsince88 - You'd LOVE Todd Reesing, then.
DolfinPhan - Doug Flutie of the future. Mark my words.
Book it!

by Andy Edwards on Apr 7, 2009 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Count Chocula?

Frankenberry.

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by loyal2theroyals on Apr 7, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

any noun will do

Sparkplug! Ashtray! Corncob!

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by buddyball on Apr 7, 2009 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL WTF

realistically speaking

by slayor on Apr 7, 2009 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

He also...

plays WoW and thought that Mall Cop was an “okay” movie.

Follow him on twitter, his poor grammatical structure and pointless commentary will either make your eyes bleed or keep you entertained for hours on end!

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http://twitter.com/Coco_Crisp

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by loyal2theroyals on Apr 7, 2009 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

He can't even get a pic

in a Royals uniform?!?! WTF!

KCsince88 - You'd LOVE Todd Reesing, then.
DolfinPhan - Doug Flutie of the future. Mark my words.
Book it!

by Andy Edwards on Apr 7, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

A. Hermiley.

Q. Will she run track in school, and what will be her event?

by 2X2L on Apr 7, 2009 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nothing funny to say here :\

KCsince88 - You'd LOVE Todd Reesing, then.
DolfinPhan - Doug Flutie of the future. Mark my words.
Book it!

by Andy Edwards on Apr 7, 2009 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

is cold-weather-effect an

unexploited inefficiency in MLB sabermetrics?

feel free to discuss

by benfunke on Apr 7, 2009 1:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Something I was just thinking about:

Every single regular in the starting lineup today should hit double digit home runs this year, at least 12-20. That has to be a first for a Royals team.

realistically speaking

by slayor on Apr 7, 2009 1:54 PM EDT reply actions  

If only we could just get one guy to hit 30+

and everybody else in the 12-20 range.

KCsince88 - You'd LOVE Todd Reesing, then.
DolfinPhan - Doug Flutie of the future. Mark my words.
Book it!

by Andy Edwards on Apr 7, 2009 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

alright first game of the year! woot!

Some fun trivia: Gil Meche is 1-0 as an opening day starter, and the team has won both his starts. NO OTHER ROYAL PITCHER HAS HAD THE TEAM WIN IN 3 OPENING DAY STARTS. I mean only like 5 Royals have had 3+ opening day starts, but even Appier with his 7!?! won just one of those.

I refuse to set up a signature....DAMMIT

by RoyalPug on Apr 7, 2009 1:56 PM EDT reply actions  

wow...

our path to exceeding Appier-era greatness begins now.

by Sean O Se on Apr 7, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Quick question

if the Royals are within striking distance at the break who would you rather have Halladay or Peavy and who would you give up to get them.

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on Apr 7, 2009 1:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Halladay.

But, we don’t have enough to get him. But, Halladay, definitely.

KCsince88 - You'd LOVE Todd Reesing, then.
DolfinPhan - Doug Flutie of the future. Mark my words.
Book it!

by Andy Edwards on Apr 7, 2009 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Halladay....

experienced vet.

Everyone's recruits look better than ours.

by 306008 on Apr 7, 2009 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

though

Halladay is way, waaaay better than Jake Peavy. It’s not even close. But by the same token, there’s not way the Royals will be able to get him without giving up players they shouldn’t give up.

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by Matt Klaassen on Apr 7, 2009 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

GO BLUE!

gotta go to class – keep an eye on them for me

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Apr 7, 2009 1:58 PM EDT reply actions  

SKIP

realistically speaking

by slayor on Apr 7, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

SKIP

KCsince88 - You'd LOVE Todd Reesing, then.
DolfinPhan - Doug Flutie of the future. Mark my words.
Book it!

by Andy Edwards on Apr 7, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

errr, I'm supposed to teach it

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by buddyball on Apr 7, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

skip

realistically speaking

by slayor on Apr 7, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stick your finger down your throat!

SKIP

KCsince88 - You'd LOVE Todd Reesing, then.
DolfinPhan - Doug Flutie of the future. Mark my words.
Book it!

by Andy Edwards on Apr 7, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

eh, everyone knows the 15 minute rule

I think you’ll be good ;)

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by loyal2theroyals on Apr 7, 2009 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

SKIP

"You know what, I mean I cried in bed for a while, moaning 'Why!? Why did this have to happen?'"

Zack Greinke on the Brad Pitt - Jennifer Aniston split

by DCRoyals on Apr 7, 2009 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

You better SkIP

Everyone's recruits look better than ours.

by 306008 on Apr 7, 2009 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

SKIP!

(also, first regular-season comment of the season for me! Woo!)

WTF, self?

by minda33 on Apr 7, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good gravy

We’re going to need an overflow thread before the first pitch!

This space for rent.

by jonfmorse on Apr 7, 2009 1:58 PM EDT reply actions  

WHOA, Paul looks TERRIBLE...

Is he sick?

Oh, yes, as I type, Ryan tells all.

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DolfinPhan - Doug Flutie of the future. Mark my words.
Book it!

by Andy Edwards on Apr 7, 2009 2:01 PM EDT reply actions  

He had a nasty virus

and his voice is just getting back. He sounds terrible. Almost like he’s had a stroke recently or something.

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DolfinPhan - Doug Flutie of the future. Mark my words.
Book it!

by Andy Edwards on Apr 7, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

He sounds like he had a stroke

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on Apr 7, 2009 2:02 PM EDT reply actions  

EXACTLY what I said.

KCsince88 - You'd LOVE Todd Reesing, then.
DolfinPhan - Doug Flutie of the future. Mark my words.
Book it!

by Andy Edwards on Apr 7, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is he still doing the TV?

that sucks

realistically speaking

by slayor on Apr 7, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

He sounds terrible.

Over/under on the first joke about Paul sounding bad by Ryan: 2 1/2 innings.

KCsince88 - You'd LOVE Todd Reesing, then.
DolfinPhan - Doug Flutie of the future. Mark my words.
Book it!

by Andy Edwards on Apr 7, 2009 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean i dont wanna sound like a dick head..

but if that is permanent that sounds terrible.. he probably shouldnt be doing this anymore.. but i dont know.. atleast he has the courage to do so

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by focs on Apr 7, 2009 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, I was just going to post a stroke query

went to wikipedia to make sure I wasn’t going to make an inappropriate joke

by mikewormdog on Apr 7, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

comcast has free mlb extra innings the first week of the season

for those of you (like me) in comcast areas…not sure if other cable companies are doing the same thing

by mikewormdog on Apr 7, 2009 2:05 PM EDT reply actions  

mlb.tv

looks like the best $80 I’ve ever spent

by nwroyal on Apr 7, 2009 2:06 PM EDT reply actions  

there's a cheaper version, non HD

I’d go HD, but don’t have very good internet access here and the quality is still pretty good without

by marbotty on Apr 7, 2009 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

lets go royals

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by focs on Apr 7, 2009 2:07 PM EDT reply actions  

$110 for the premium...

I went with the regular. but I dont’ get any Royals games iwthout it in oregon

by nwroyal on Apr 7, 2009 2:08 PM EDT reply actions  

For those who just can't get enough Denny.

For whatever reason this year the MLB.TV broadcast is exceptionally fast, as in almost live. No internet delay. So its possible to load Denny up on the MLB.TV broadcast and mute the tv.

by KCDovaRoyals on Apr 7, 2009 2:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Base hit!

realistically speaking

by slayor on Apr 7, 2009 2:09 PM EDT reply actions  

woooo

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on Apr 7, 2009 2:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh yeah

Nice start Coco!

I like how the strike zone borders are fuzzy in Gameday this year.

by Bornin85 on Apr 7, 2009 2:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I was worried at 0-2

He almost went hitless for the season

by AxDxMx on Apr 7, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I say nay

He has silently eternalized his place in the Royals record books.

by 2X2L on Apr 7, 2009 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

No one has hit .400 since Ted Williams

Coco is hitting 600 points higher than that!!!

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by RoyalsRetro on Apr 7, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

And that’s just the beginning!!!

by 2X2L on Apr 7, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who is ore vindicated?

Jose Cansenco by the A-Rod relevations, or Dayton Moore by that sweet single?

Nice job, Coco.

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by Matt Klaassen on Apr 7, 2009 2:10 PM EDT reply actions  

good point

also moore has eternally silenced his naysayers

by benfunke on Apr 7, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

twss

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no

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by Matt Klaassen on Apr 7, 2009 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Split had to be on some medicine this winter that gave him a reaction in hit throat. Has affected his voice.

by KCDovaRoyals on Apr 7, 2009 2:10 PM EDT reply actions  

fundamental baseball boys...

tony muser would be proud.

where tpj happens.

by blue bandwagon on Apr 7, 2009 2:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm worried

I’m not sure this lineup has enough lefites in a row.

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by Matt Klaassen on Apr 7, 2009 2:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Their lineup is soooo LH heavy

it’s disturbing

realistically speaking

by slayor on Apr 7, 2009 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's why we have Ponson in the rotation

for the inevitable world series matchup against phil

by marbotty on Apr 7, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

productive out!!!!

treyball!

lets steal third with one out

by Freneau on Apr 7, 2009 2:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I might quit my job

My POS comp can’t handle the new gameday audio. I guess I can’t complain too much I angled the TV so I can see what’s goin on.

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on Apr 7, 2009 2:13 PM EDT reply actions  

WOOOOO

Walk

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on Apr 7, 2009 2:15 PM EDT reply actions  

WALK...

suck it buehrle

where tpj happens.

by blue bandwagon on Apr 7, 2009 2:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice Walk Teahen

Come on JoGui don’t ruin This April

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on Apr 7, 2009 2:15 PM EDT reply actions  

WHY ARE WE TAKING ALL THESE PITCHES!?!??

We are not being AGGRESSIVE enough. And the bases are all clogged now. How are we supposed to score runs this way?

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by RoyalsRetro on Apr 7, 2009 2:15 PM EDT reply actions  

the seitzer approach

is already paying off

remaining positive at all costs

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I'm feeling a Hoagy jack

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by Matt Klaassen on Apr 7, 2009 2:16 PM EDT reply actions  

here's the real test

can guillen walk too?

If he does, Seitzer is god.

by AxDxMx on Apr 7, 2009 2:16 PM EDT reply actions  

incorrect

we already know seitzer is god, but he may wait to reveal himself for awhile

by Freneau on Apr 7, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

JoGui swinging at a bad pitch early in the count

Shocking!

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STOP IT WITH THE SABERMETRICS YOU NERD

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guillen, no matter what you say about him

has always been a GREAT listener, everyone agrees on that

by Freneau on Apr 7, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

And even if he isn't

John Gibbons is there to get through to the hard cases

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Shhh, don't bother Jose

He thinks the regular season starts in June.

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Hillman's lineup=vindicated

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by Matt Klaassen on Apr 7, 2009 2:16 PM EDT reply actions  

except

is he now pulling for Aviles to go 0-4?

by benfunke on Apr 7, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

can i tell you how excited i am that the mlb package happens to be

offering home and away broadcasts today? even if paul sounds drunk, at leat i dont have to listen to those douche bag sox announcers.

where tpj happens.

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wow, Jacobs with the HORRIBLE Gameday pic

fortunatley, he’s awesome against lefties

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by Matt Klaassen on Apr 7, 2009 2:17 PM EDT reply actions  

makes him look like

a dirt bike enthusiast and a sex offender. impressive double accomplishment

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The facial hair on Jacobs scares me

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by loyal2theroyals on Apr 7, 2009 2:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm thinking "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"

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Some sort of Limp Bizkit/Staind mashup

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by RoyalsRetro on Apr 7, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Strike 3 called

Yep

realistically speaking

by slayor on Apr 7, 2009 2:18 PM EDT reply actions  

shoot me dead.

>.<

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by loyal2theroyals on Apr 7, 2009 2:18 PM EDT reply actions  

also.

I’m offended by this ‘that guy’ commercial.

Because it just told me that I’m a guy, when I clearly am not.

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. ~Greg, age 8

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He Gone

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Apr 7, 2009 2:19 PM EDT reply actions  

please don't...

it makes me die a little on the inside every time i hear/read that BS.

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by loyal2theroyals on Apr 7, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hawk Harrelson is the best TV guy of all time

He belongs in the hall of fame, next to vinscully

realistically speaking

by slayor on Apr 7, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's paid to drive in runs! That's whyh he's agressive

If he raises his BA by 20 points, that = an awesome .320 OBP

Seriously, sample size issues totally disappear for me come game time

overreactions=awesome

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yup

I only hope that Trey got in enough bunting/defending against the bunt practice in ST

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by Matt Klaassen on Apr 7, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

how about

the entire point of the blogosphere

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so glad butler and gordon weren't involved there

Gullen & Jacobs back to back = endless rallies

by Freneau on Apr 7, 2009 2:20 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Right?

Two out-machines killed the rally that could have launched the season. Small sample size? Yes. Microcosm? Probably.

by stuckinstl12 on Apr 7, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was that pitch borderline?

Everyone's recruits look better than ours.

by 306008 on Apr 7, 2009 2:21 PM EDT reply actions  

it looked good to me

i just think jacobs wasn’t looking fastball….

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Apr 7, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was outside...

I’m ok with it as long as we get the same call

by FretFriendly on Apr 7, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

So?

It’s the White Sox and Opening Day. Who gets to play Mendy Lopez today? It’s gotta be Pena, right?

by sterlingice on Apr 7, 2009 2:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Remember his two triples on Opening Day?

Has any player had a better start to his MLB career and then gone so far downhill every game afterwards?

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by RoyalsRetro on Apr 7, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep

A day that will live in infamy

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by RoyalsRetro on Apr 7, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I might say Sidney Ponson

but the greatest thing he can do is eat TPJ for us…

by thefinerev on Apr 7, 2009 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

And then HoRam or himself?

by sterlingice on Apr 7, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gil continues his quest to throw nothing but fastballs this year.

by KCDovaRoyals on Apr 7, 2009 2:23 PM EDT reply actions  

strike out!!!

WE’RE GOING UNDEFEATED!!!!!

where tpj happens.

by blue bandwagon on Apr 7, 2009 2:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I know I keep plugging my own work here

but this batting order is SOOO the opposite of what a good batting order would be, even by traditional standards.

Guillen hitting 4th isn’t the end of the world, but Aviles and Butler, even with average splits, in the bottom half = mind blowig stupidity

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by Matt Klaassen on Apr 7, 2009 2:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I justposted on this right before game time...

no, all systems have him below average. ZiPS has Gordon and DDJ tied for best (according to my calcs).

Vs. lefties, with average aplits, we’d expect 1) Butler, 2) Guillen, 3) Aviles

Butler and Aviles should be hitting #1 and #2 vs. lefties, I like Butler to lead off, but either way is fine. Have Guillen clean up. Teahen should be at the bottom.

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by Matt Klaassen on Apr 7, 2009 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

my bad: i was joking that aviles hits much better against lefties, but then i jokingly realized that the pitcher was a lefty, so my joking mistake was meant to draw upon a bit of humor. fail by me

but on your note, i could legitimately see Aviles as low as 6 (or maybe 7) from a scouting/soph slump perspective, despite the projections (small sample bias limits their value imo)

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yeah, but the Royals just don't have that many good righties

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by Matt Klaassen on Apr 7, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dewayne Wise = leadoff hitter

That’s the kind of stupid move the Royals of 1996-2006 would have made.

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Greetz from Omaha

Steve Perry and I say hi to all. Props to Cox Cable for not being their usual idiot selves, and putting the postponed game on in high def.

We’re very sad at how Splitt sounds now.

by Porcus on Apr 7, 2009 2:25 PM EDT reply actions  

PORCVS!

I wish I was there too. Instead, I’ll be heading off to Native American History class in a little while. Sigh.

WTF, self?

by minda33 on Apr 7, 2009 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I might.

There’s still a little time left to decide.

WTF, self?

by minda33 on Apr 7, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice Inning by Gil

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on Apr 7, 2009 2:25 PM EDT reply actions  

seriously, he has to be one of the more underrated pitchers in the AL

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by Matt Klaassen on Apr 7, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oops. That’s what you said. I had a “would have got to the ball faster” all ready to go until I saw your post.

Same thought, though.

by 2X2L on Apr 7, 2009 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gilbert's doing good

let’s go Royals!

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by loyal2theroyals on Apr 7, 2009 2:25 PM EDT reply actions  

most depressing opening day ever?

Marlins, Nats, Chicago…

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by Matt Klaassen on Apr 7, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huh

I didn’t think Gil had a 12 pitch inning in him

by sterlingice on Apr 7, 2009 2:26 PM EDT reply actions  

That's hardly fair

At first blush, I think I’d take their 3-4-5-6 today over ours- at least for this season.

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Random guys who made opening day rosters who I have never heard of

Dodgers P Ronald Belisario
Mariners P Chris Jakubauskas
Padres P Edwin Moreno and P Luke Gregerson\
Orioles P Alfrredo Simon
A’s P Andrew Bailey

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by RoyalsRetro on Apr 7, 2009 2:26 PM EDT reply actions  

I just noticed the Sox have

Mike MacDougal and DJ Carrasco in their pen. Were Al Levine and Curtis Leskanic not available?

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WOW, Gil sounds sharp today

Chaim Mattis Keller New York City's # 1 Royals fan!

by cmkeller on Apr 7, 2009 2:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Billy grounds out on a 2-0 pitch

Ah some things never change

realistically speaking

by slayor on Apr 7, 2009 2:28 PM EDT reply actions  

What is this thing called 1-2-3?

by TheDevilWearsPravda on Apr 7, 2009 2:28 PM EDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on Apr 7, 2009 2:28 PM EDT reply actions  

HOMER!!!!!!!!!
 Breakout time!!!!

by KCDovaRoyals on Apr 7, 2009 2:29 PM EDT reply actions  

A-GORDO!

YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD, BITCHES!!!

where tpj happens.

by blue bandwagon on Apr 7, 2009 2:29 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

SEITZER IS A ROYAL GOD

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on Apr 7, 2009 2:29 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah baby!!

Everyone's recruits look better than ours.

by 306008 on Apr 7, 2009 2:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I yelled really loudly just now...

…I am alone in my dorm room. My residents probably think their RA has lost it.

WTF, self?

by minda33 on Apr 7, 2009 2:29 PM EDT reply actions  

That was far.

If you don't understand it, kill it.

by Discodave on Apr 7, 2009 2:29 PM EDT reply actions  

MLB Audio

I’m appreciating Denny and Ryan via the internet at work. (Especially since I live a good 1500 miles from KC now)

by sterlingice on Apr 7, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

free?

Everyone's recruits look better than ours.

by 306008 on Apr 7, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

But $15 for the entire season is well worth it since I can’t hear them any other way

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And we're in business baby!!

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on Apr 7, 2009 2:29 PM EDT reply actions  

GORDO!

Break out year!!!!

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by RoyalsRetro on Apr 7, 2009 2:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate Gameday, it didn't even give the pbp for Gordon's homer

he didn’t HR a single time against lefties last season

easy on the hammies, Alex…

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by Matt Klaassen on Apr 7, 2009 2:31 PM EDT reply actions  

We still have work to do

But that was the 500 comment mark we just blew past…

by sterlingice on Apr 7, 2009 2:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I was just about to ask.

We are the best SBN community EVERRRRRRRRR

WTF, self?

by minda33 on Apr 7, 2009 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Top of the 2nd

We are on pace for about 4500

BOOM! ROASTED!

by GoBabies!! on Apr 7, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not good enough

Pick it up or lose The Battle for Grass Creek

by sterlingice on Apr 7, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aviles K's

on a really bad pitch

realistically speaking

by slayor on Apr 7, 2009 2:31 PM EDT reply actions  

"That Mike Aviles thing didn't really work out."

—Trey Hillman

Over/Under on TPJ pinch hit appearance?

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by Matt Klaassen on Apr 7, 2009 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

0

you forgot bloomy

by marbotty on Apr 7, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Runner on Second and Aviles up. Hillman is a genius.

by KCDovaRoyals on Apr 7, 2009 2:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Aviles Ks

Obviously, it’s time to give TPJ a chance now.

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by jonfmorse on Apr 7, 2009 2:31 PM EDT reply actions  

putting him in the 9 hole....

killed the confidence… =K

Everyone's recruits look better than ours.

by 306008 on Apr 7, 2009 2:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Offense looks good thus far

Much more selective, Guillen notwithstanding.

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by RoyalsRetro on Apr 7, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

stupid firewall

is the gameday live graphic thingy not available this season?

The first thing I know about someone in a KC hat is that they're loyal.

by grantfunk on Apr 7, 2009 2:33 PM EDT reply actions  

mine works amazingly.

Everyone's recruits look better than ours.

by 306008 on Apr 7, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

found it

had to go the scoreboard

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by grantfunk on Apr 7, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lots of

lazy teachers on here today.

by SpfldDiehard on Apr 7, 2009 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah,

and lazy sons-of-teachers

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by grantfunk on Apr 7, 2009 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Royals are

on pace for 729 homers this season!

by Mac'n'Seitz on Apr 7, 2009 2:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Unfortunately

We’re only on pace to score 729 runs…

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by jonfmorse on Apr 7, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but they're all by Gordon

I KNEW they should have locked him up in the offseason

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by Matt Klaassen on Apr 7, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did coco smoke that ball?

Everyone's recruits look better than ours.

by 306008 on Apr 7, 2009 2:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Denny made it sound like it

therefore I posted it

realistically speaking

by slayor on Apr 7, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

He did

right at Wise, though.

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by jonfmorse on Apr 7, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bad thing about FSN broadcasts =

Sports Science commercials all the time.

That show is TERRIBLE.

WTF, self?

by minda33 on Apr 7, 2009 2:35 PM EDT reply actions  

I like that show

sometimes, depending on the subject

BOOM! ROASTED!

by GoBabies!! on Apr 7, 2009 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I learned

Why when we as males get hit i the junk why our stomach hurts…

It’s because our junk starts life in our stomach, and out brain on some primordial level still thinks our junk is in our stomach, so when pain is received by the brain, it sends the response to our gut, not our junk

BOOM! ROASTED!

by GoBabies!! on Apr 7, 2009 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does that explain why Gil has guts and balls?

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by RoyalsRetro on Apr 7, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

For a show with the worde "Science"

in its name, they sure don’t understand what the hell science actually is.

WTF, self?

by minda33 on Apr 7, 2009 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty much every show on FOX Sports Net

I find unwatchable.

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by RoyalsRetro on Apr 7, 2009 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I watched it once expecting some decent analysis

on statistical odds of certain things happening in baseball, but they screwed it up pretty bad. Any undergrad math student with a probability course would have done better.

by AxDxMx on Apr 7, 2009 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fastball in a 2-0 count....

good call Olivo…

The Snozberries taste like Snozberries

by labbadabba on Apr 7, 2009 2:36 PM EDT reply actions  

And season perfect game

But that might have been a bit optimistic.

Especially with starters 4 and 5 ;)

by sterlingice on Apr 7, 2009 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess we’ll just have to be satisfied with the season long shutout.

by TheDevilWearsPravda on Apr 7, 2009 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Denny- great

Facing “a lot of experience” this inning. C’mon, Denny, they’re not that old. Only about 100 between the three of them ;)

by sterlingice on Apr 7, 2009 2:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Did Ryan say the Royals are being picky???

I think another word for that is “patient”… something they are notorious for NOT being at the plate

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Look

If you don’t understand that Ryan knows how to play the game the right way. . .

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Aging in Dog Years

“I feel sorry for you, kiddo.”

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by Matt Klaassen on Apr 7, 2009 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

i’m sure glad we traded this guy… sigh…

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by grantfunk on Apr 7, 2009 2:38 PM EDT reply actions  

PENA WOULDA HAD THAT!

HE SAVES 1324314 RUNS WITH HIS GLOVE!

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Went under Mike's glove

although he was diving, so it wasn’t a complete fail or anything.

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by jonfmorse on Apr 7, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

base hit left field

bases loaded, o my

realistically speaking

by slayor on Apr 7, 2009 2:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Hung the cutter

GILLY!

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by RoyalsRetro on Apr 7, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

uH OH BASES LOADED

I hate my boss he just made a crack about Gordon. I might beat the crap out of him if he doesn’t get me a different computer.

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on Apr 7, 2009 2:40 PM EDT reply actions  

We turn a triple play here and I’m putting down my deposit for the World Series

by KCDovaRoyals on Apr 7, 2009 2:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Off I go....

…I’ll be in the game thread during class, with Gameday open. Thank God this prof. allows laptops.

WTF, self?

by minda33 on Apr 7, 2009 2:41 PM EDT reply actions  

"allows"?

From what I understand on teh internets, they don’t allow you in class without a laptop these days…

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by jonfmorse on Apr 7, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Some profs absolutely do not allow them.

I had to get a doctor’s note to use one once…I had just had shoulder surgery and couldn’t write without unbearable pain. But my econ professor required a doctor’s note before I could bring my computer in. And then he’d walk behind me and check that I wasn’t online.

WTF, self?

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A.J. = DP machine, though... t here's hope

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by Matt Klaassen on Apr 7, 2009 2:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Trouble locating

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on Apr 7, 2009 2:42 PM EDT reply actions  

yay

AJ still SUCKS

BOOM! ROASTED!

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All it took was putting a CF in LF!

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by Matt Klaassen on Apr 7, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I ran a sim on DMB last night

Alexei Ramirez went crazy and hit 43 homers and drove in 119.

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With all that speed

I’m surprised Aj didn’t hit into a Quadruple play

BOOM! ROASTED!

by GoBabies!! on Apr 7, 2009 2:43 PM EDT reply actions  

LOCK IT DOWN GIL

get fields

realistically speaking

by slayor on Apr 7, 2009 2:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Another one

DeJesus for gold glove

by 2X2L on Apr 7, 2009 2:43 PM EDT reply actions  

To be horribly insensitive,

Someone here pointed out that Splitt sounds drunk.

In solidarity with him, I’m going to drink until I sound like him.

by Porcus on Apr 7, 2009 2:43 PM EDT reply actions  

lucky....

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by grantfunk on Apr 7, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

“We really see the composure of a verteran when he gets into a jam” Jesus Ryan, there are only two outs.

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This is the one out that we typically can't get

2 outs loaded up see if they can stop the rally

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on Apr 7, 2009 2:44 PM EDT reply actions  

gil-ga-meche

one time! that was nasty

where tpj happens.

by blue bandwagon on Apr 7, 2009 2:45 PM EDT reply actions  

his chief weapon is surprise

surprise and a curveball, his chief wepaons are…

by AxDxMx on Apr 7, 2009 2:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Argh

Man, it would have been nice to escape with 0, but I guess I can live with 1

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ZiPS and CHONE have Fields as slightly worse than Teahen offensively

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by Matt Klaassen on Apr 7, 2009 2:46 PM EDT reply actions  

DON'T MESS WITH DEJESUS!!!

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he would've done it on monday

but he’ll do it wednesday, instead.

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by grantfunk on Apr 7, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Positivity:

going loaded with nobody out and only giving up one run = progress.

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by jonfmorse on Apr 7, 2009 2:47 PM EDT reply actions  

and DDJ with the Clemente impression

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Weeellll...

it’s not like he was trying to throw out Jacoby Ellsbury there.

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by jonfmorse on Apr 7, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, but I can't remember the last time he threw a guy out at home

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by Matt Klaassen on Apr 7, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like that Dye wussed out

Instead of colliding with Olivo, he just took the tag like a wuss.

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by RoyalsRetro on Apr 7, 2009 2:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Looked like Old Man Bonds on that one.

by 2X2L on Apr 7, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, Dye

Yes he did, I was thinking you meant Nady…doh!

BOOM! ROASTED!

by GoBabies!! on Apr 7, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

With Oakland

in the playoffs.

Of course, that was while he was BATTING…

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by jonfmorse on Apr 7, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ventura was the horrific leg-breaker sliding into home

the hideous sight of wearing one’s foot backwards

Jayhawk baseball - a tradition since Steve Jeltz

by JayhawkTom on Apr 7, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gil Meche

Contractually obligated to pitch to the score.

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by RoyalsRetro on Apr 7, 2009 2:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Not a clean inning.

by 2X2L on Apr 7, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think you mean the Brewers

Considering the Braves already had their opening day, and Suppan pitches for Milwaukee.

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by RoyalsRetro on Apr 7, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

what? wasn't it Lowe?

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by Matt Klaassen on Apr 7, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

Derek Lowe did on Sunday night

BOOM! ROASTED!

by GoBabies!! on Apr 7, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Greatest opening day ever was

Mendy Lopez’s pinch hit homer, and Beltran hitting another right behind him

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worst overflow picture EVER

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In this picture

the breasts are being cleverly hidden within the foliage. You just have to look harder.

With your x-ray vision.

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by jonfmorse on Apr 7, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's not the sort of beauty I'm used to seeing

when being directed to an overflow thread on RR.

Chaim Mattis Keller New York City's # 1 Royals fan!

by cmkeller on Apr 7, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

By which he means here.

by 2X2L on Apr 7, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gameday's funny

DDJ

loves to face:slider
hates to face:slider

god bless and keep the small sample size

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by grantfunk on Apr 7, 2009 2:50 PM EDT reply actions  

OMG

Guillen did just draw a walk didn’t he?

by ThirtyOne on Apr 7, 2009 2:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Paul

Splittorf sick? He sounds horrible?

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