I. LOVE. COX. CABLE.
Ummmmmmmmm...
Ignore that last Fanpost, mkay?
Kristen Peck personally called me to let me know that Cox finished the negotiations, and Cox will carry all the games.
Heh heh. Oops.
All is forgiven, Cox. Now I love you. To reach seventy-five words for this post, here is an ode to Cox:
Cox!
O sun! Life! Eternity!
Light of this world and Cox!
We rejoice and celebrate with song in the sunshine
our great happiness!
Glory to thee! Glory! Glory!
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Minda were you at the stadium dealin with the kids today?
I took my two sons and nephew and it was pretty crazy.
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
Yeah, I showed up just for fun,
but they immediately put me to work running the little kids’ batting cage. Did that include you and your crew??
WTF, self?
Wow, a personal call?
That means you were partly instrumental in this, yes?
Kansas City Royals: your 2006 and 2007 NL Central champions!
Yes and no
Yes in that I was one of the ones whining to her since last season. No in the sense that I most likely didn’t have any impact on the negotiations. They just happened to finish today, and I also just happened to leave her an angry voicemail today, so she returned it.
When cable internet was new and mysterious
Cox called their service @home.
My friend at school was bragging about his fast internet because (and I quote), “Totally! I get Cox@home!”
We just stared at him in silence until he realized that he told us he got cocks at home.
Kansas City Royals: your 2006 and 2007 NL Central champions!
you are a powerful dude
you have a special gift – never abuse it
"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

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