Does the K need a new "hostess?"

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plus one goozillion

improvement over Joel G.

I’m sure there’s someone intelligent and talented enough to do it (oh yeah she’s gotta be at least almost smokin’ hot)

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on May 11, 2009 1:01 PM EDT reply actions

Wow, guest bartending

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by RoyalsRetro on May 11, 2009 1:07 PM EDT reply actions

sounds about right, doesn't it?

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on May 11, 2009 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions

its hard to have a factual error in a three sentence story

but the NY Post pulled it off

she was not a cheerleader, she was in the crowd..

by Freneau on May 11, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions

Kan't believe the Krap I was hearing on 610 the other day

Khris and Kowboy taking kallers debating the nikknames for the K, naturally they were putting the Kougar on a pedestal bekause that morning GB had adopted usage of the moniker.

the one I aktually like was the “Kastle”.

I don’t like the Kougar nikkname, regardless of the “40 year old with brand new renovation” komparison. I don’t like Kougar as a nikkname, unless they use it as a promotional item, and it has to be word-for-word just like this:

MILF-night Mondays at the Kougar!!!
Mothers over 40 with valid ID get in
free for seats next to the fountains
(kertain restriktions apply must pass
hotness inspektion)

Maybe I just don’t like it because my wife’s an over-40 hottie.

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on May 11, 2009 1:12 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

I hate to sound like a square

but it is incredibly tasteless

what a lovely tribute to Ewing Kaufman

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on May 11, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions

what a lovely tribute to Ewing Kaufman

fits well with the last 20 years though, I’d say

by Freneau on May 11, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions

So, last 20 years

Kauffman Stadium was referred to as “Slumpbuster”? And now she’s matured/been altered into a Kougar?

I personally don’t like it, but I can see why some people find it funny.

Don't Stop Believing!

by KC Chris on May 11, 2009 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions

Are you not a mother lover?

http://www.hulu.com/watch/72434/saturday-night-live-motherlover

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by RoyalsRetro on May 11, 2009 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions

SNL should just offer Timberlake a ton of cash...

downsize into a once-a-month deal, and have almost nothing but parody music videos, music-related sketches, and have one or more legitimate musical guest(s). I mean, seriously. The guy has basically carried the show for the past year or so anyway.

"Now…put that in your [BLEEP]ing pipe and smoke it." -Hal McRae

"I was doing this when BJ was in his father's nutsack." -Renzo Gracie

by Sweep_the_Leg on May 11, 2009 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions