The 100 Greatest Royals of All-Time - #32 UL Washington
Resuming the countdown on this off-day, the #32 Royals player of all-time is UL Washington.
1977-1984
757 Games
.254/.316/.347
26 HR 228 RBI
UL Washington was a long-time starting shortstop for the Royals best known for constantly playing with a toothpick hanging out of his mouth. Announcers would warn children viewing at home not to replicate UL's toothpick fetish, lest they choke to death in a toothpick accident.
"I've got a lot of people scared for me, so there's no need for me to be scared, too. I get a lot of mail saying it's a bad influence on kids. But it's okay, if they're coached right."
UL had terrific speed. He was a raw basestealer who got better and better at swiping bases, culminating in a forty-steal season in 1983. He was also very difficult to retire on a double play. In 3124 plate appearances, he grounded into just 33 double plays in his career. In comparison, Jim Rice twice topped that mark in a single season.
Bill James lists UL as the 123rd best shortstop in baseball history, right behind former Royals shortstop Kurt Stilwell. James laments that the Royals attempts to make him a switch-hitter kept UL from being a much better offensive player. UL actually posted a lower on-base percentage as a right hander, but slugged ninety points higher as a right hander, with 23 of his 27 career home runs coming from that side. Bill asserts that right-handed, UL was "as good as Cal Ripken". I'd say that's overstating things a bit - right-handed UL was probably more like Orlando Cabrera. But I do agree that the Royals probably erred in trying to make him a switch-hitter.
UL was born in Stringtown, Oklahoma with the full name of "U L". The unique name was not an abbreviation or nickname, and I'm not sure many other people could have pulled off such a name, but UL Washington somehow made it very cool. UL was a football player in Stringtown, who had played very little baseball. His brother was an usher at Municipal Stadium in Kansas City who one day approached Royals Director of Player Development Lou Gorman and asked if the Royals would be willing to let his brother participate in their brand new "Baseball Academy". The Academy took raw athletes who were not experienced at baseball and taught them to play the game. The Academy was the revolutionary brainchild of owner Ewing Kauffman and would later produce All-Star second baseman Frank White.
Gorman agreed to have Washington come in for a try out. UL impressed the scouts with his speed and arm strength. He then took the field at shortstop to take a number of ground balls. He missed every single one. He stepped into the batter's box. He would miss pitches by a wide margin. He took various tests the Royals had compiled and failed miserably at all of them except a vision test. Many, including owner Ewing Kauffman, felt Washington was a lost cause and should be out of the program. Gorman stuck with Washington, and after UL spent a year in the academy, Gorman assigned him to Rookie ball in 1973. Washington hit .283 and made the All-Star team. By his third season, he was in AAA Omaha. In 1977, the Royals called him up for a cup of coffee.
In the spring of 1978, UL made the ballclub as a utility player. He would appear in 69 games, with 142 plate appearances, and hit .264/.314/.295 with twelve stolen bases for the division-winning Royals. In 1979, long-time shortstop Fred Patek began to decline and it became clear he would file for free agency at the end of the season. In late August, the Royals benched Patek in favor of Washington. He would reward the Royals faith on September 21 in Oakland, with four hits and two home runs, including one from each side of the plate. UL would finish the season hitting .254/.299/.358.
With Patek departing for California, UL was entrenched as the starting shortstop, teaming up with fellow Baseball Academy alum Frank White as the double-play combo. As a full-time starter, UL excelled, hitting .273/.336/.375 with twenty stolen bases. In comparison, the average American League shortstop hit .260/.309/.353 that season. UL also finished third in the league with eleven triples. The Royals again won the division and UL hit .364 against the Yankees in a sweep of the American League Championship Series. UL hit .273 in the World Series, but the Royals fell just short to the Phillies.
UL got off to a great start in 1981, but a 7-66 slump brought his average under the Mendoza Line. When the players went on strike in June, he was hitting just .210. UL rallied with a strong September when play resumed, but finished with a .227 average and was successful in just ten of twenty stolen base attempts. With Washington slumping and young Onix Concepcion playing well in the minors, UL was the subject of trade talks that winter. The Mets discussed acquiring the shortstop for outfielder Lee Mazzilli. Howeverthe Royals did not want to disrupt their double play combo and a deal was never made.
UL got off to a terrible start in 1982 and by May he was on the disabled list with a bad back and a .183 average. Onix Concepcion played well with UL out of action, and trade talks again began to swirl. Orioles veteran pitcher Jim Palmer was disgruntled and wanted out of Baltimore, and published reports had the Royals offering Washington in exchange for the former All-Star. The Royals vigorously denied such reports and when UL returned from the disabled list he was still in a Royals uniform.
"Most teams would rather have an offensive shortstop than a defensive one. So I'll just keep making the plays in the field and try to chip in where I can at the plate.''
Now healthy, UL went on a tear, hitting .329 over June and July. He slammed three home runs in a series against Baltimore in August, and hit .294 with four home runs in September to close out a career best season. UL finished with a .286 average, 10 home runs and 60 RBI, all career highs. He slugged .412 and stole twenty-three bases. According to TucsonRoyal, it was the third best season by a Royals shortstop in terms of "Wins Above Replacement Level" (WAR).
*-In the future I would like to revise this list using WAR, as it rewards players for excellence rather than sustained mediocrity. Win Shares is based largely on playing time, while WAR reflects how much better a player performed in comparison to a baseline of "replacement level." I have little doubt I would rather have one season of Chili Davis than seven seasons of Brent Mayne.
Highest OPS+ for a Royals Shortstop (min. 350 PAs)
1. Mike Aviles 2008 - 122
2. Jay Bell 1997 - 115
3. UL Washington 1982 - 106
4. Angel Berroa 2003 - 101
4. Kurt Stillwell 1988 - 101
UL slumped badly in 1983 with a .236 average, although he did steal a career high 40 bases. In 1984, he found himself on the disabled list three times, missing almost a hundred games. When healthy, he hit just .224. Onix Concepcion was playing more and more so that winter, the Royals dealt Washington the Montreal Expos for two journeymen minor leaguers.
UL hung around a few more seasons with the Expos and then the Pittsburgh Pirates before retiring in 1987. He played two seasons in the Senior Professional Baseball League before getting into coaching. He briefly served in the Royals organization and now serves in the Boston Red Sox organization.
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the tragic problem is...
thanks to budget cuts, are kids don’t get the toothpick instruction in the schools anymore
Great job, as always
We’re now tied with Amazing Avenue.
Chaim Mattis Keller New York City's # 1 Royals fan!
Another great write-up
My lasting memory of U L (and this is patently unfair to him, because he was a decent player) was him beating out an infield single after Wilson’s leadoff double in Game 3 of the 80 playoffs. Brett followed with arguably the 2nd most exciting moment in Royals history, when he hit that 3 run HR into the upper deck of old Yankee Stadium off of Gossage, thereby excercising a half-decade of ghosts for the team and its fans.
Mr Glass, this is a pro sports team, not a retail store - run it like one!
He's also
the only Royal endorsed by Underwriters Laboratories.
by CaseyRoyal on May 11, 2009 2:00 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Is it time to bring back the Baseball Academy?
Was it worth it? Frank White and UL Washington were pretty much the only regulars that it produced (Ron Washington also played for a bit), but they got quite a bit of value from those two. Would it work today or do too many athletes pursue football and basketball?
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I guess it depends on how much they were spending on it...
though when you consider the PR element, it seems like its worth it probably
didn't we discuss this recently?
I don’t see what they can lose. It can’t cost more than what just about every team blows annually on at least one terrible free agent signing.
It’s good PR, maybe gives some kids a decent private school education. If it produces even one average major leaguer under team control for however many years will make it pay off in spades.
Heck, if they’re on scholarship, some of the good atheletes might choose to focus on baseball rather than basketball or football.
As a loving tribute to Mr. Kauffman, it could be the Kougar Academy for Baseball.
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 11, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I think it would be a great idea
How many good basketball players go on to play Juco Football or Basketball never to get a scholarship at a Division I program.
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
I thought I read
that they were doing a sort of Academy think in the Dominican.
First.
The General Theory of Royaltivity
initials as names
was this a minor fad in the south/rural areas back in the 50s-70s?
I think I can remember growing up there were a few guys I knew who may have had pure initial names, though the only example I can think of is JR, which could have been, in reality, Junior (so an abbreviation of a nickname) and influenced by Dallas
We had a friend
Who recently named their kid “AJ”, not as an abbreviated name, but as a full name, and hopefully not named after Mr. Pierzynski.
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longtime readers will know that I am pretty hungup on names...
I just don’t know why you would do this… why not just name your kid “Alex Jermaine” or something and still call him AJ? You give yourself some flexibility, still get the benfits of AJ and save your son from having to explain his name constantly for the rest of his life, run into problems filling out official forms, etc.
At least they didn't name him...
"Now…put that in your [BLEEP]ing pipe and smoke it." -Hal McRae
"I was doing this when BJ was in his father's nutsack." -Renzo Gracie
by Sweep_the_Leg on May 11, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank God!
Because that’s what I’m gonna name my first progeny.
First.
The General Theory of Royaltivity
It goes back farther than the 50s
My great-uncle, W.B. Morgan, born in Texas in the early 20s, has only initials in his name. W.B.‘s an interesting fellow. He was an infantryman in the Italian campaign in WWII, was a crack shot with a rifle and a skilled old-style hunter*, served as a game warden, and managed a hotel in rural Wyoming that catered to hunters on vacation. Somehow he found time during all this to run an air-conditioning business. Now he and Aunt Ruby live in a little house they built on Lake Tawakoni near Dallas. He’s still in excellent health, though he must be getting close to 85.
*Family dinner at W.B.‘s was sometimes squirrel or rabbit that he’d pot with a .22. I remember getting tricked into eating squirrel once when I was a little kid. Tasted like chicken.
It's pronounced Poo-ZHOLS in Catalan.
Nice
Finally… My namesake.
I sustained only minor injuries emulating him as a kid.
by Toothpick on May 11, 2009 2:40 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Did you get any money from a big settlement?
“Big Toothpick” has deep pockets, you know. And their mascot, Joe Splinter, has for too many years been tempting kids to take up this addictive and unhealthy habit.
Chaim Mattis Keller New York City's # 1 Royals fan!
Great as always
It took me a while to warm up to UL, as Patek was my favorite as a kid, but in 1985, I spent alot of time thinking we would be better with UL at short. (Then we won, and all was forgiven)
I disagree with using WAR. I think that is an entirely different list. This list is partially about the time put in, because time = memories. Win shares is a good measure of contribution and time. As much as I hated seeing David Howard in the list, people like him, and Pecota, and Brent Mayne are more a part of Royal’s History than Chili Davis.
We are getting to the exciting part of the list. It is a magnificent undertaking, and I appreciate you for doing it. (Even when you are done, people will be entering and knocking people of each year, so you might have to do updates-not necessarily the biography, just an updated list with who entered, rose, and fell off that year)
After you have finished this, if you want to go back and do a different list, as to who had statistically the best seasons or added the most wins in their career compared to a mythical AAAA player, I would read those with interest as well.
But it will not be as much fun.
Is it safe?
The list isn't that much different except when comparing position players and pitchers
Position players are way over valued in WinShares.
by Jeff Zimmerman on May 11, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
but hey, at least Win Shares is easy to understand!
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 11, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't even go there
Why he didn’t use decimals, have negative numbers and multiply by 3 is beyond me. I asked him on all 3 and he pretty much just blew me off. I think it would be great if he would tweak them a bit.
by Jeff Zimmerman on May 11, 2009 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I LOVED U.L.
As a small child. I’ll have to dig out my old pictures, but did anyone else used to go out to (then) “Royals Stadium” for Picture Day? (If anyone else has pics of themselves/kids from those days, please let me know, I just got an idea)…I was a regular as a tot, and some of the best pictures were of me & U.L.
For those that don’t remember Picture Day, they used to line up the 25 man roster + any players that may have been on the DL every 20 feet or so around the warning track. I can’t remember, but I assume it was a couple hours before a day game. There were ropes & ushers keeping fans & players seperated, but I’ve got tons of pictures of the guys holding me in their arms, and I’m pretty sure U.L was a guy whose arms I always made it into.
And, I used to DRIVE MY PARENTS CRAZY by playing catch with a toothpick in my mouth. Lucky for them, I switched to Skoal in college (which drove them slightly more crazy I think ;)
BOOM! ROASTED!
When years did they do picture day?
I vaguely remember once a year they would let people on the field to take pictures of the team, but I never participated so I can’t say how it operated.
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Well, I was born in '78
And I’m pretty sure we stopped going sometime around ‘84. That doesn’t mean the event stopped, but I can’t imagine my parents voluntarily choosing NOT to go to picture day if it were still an option…
BOOM! ROASTED!
Picture Day
Picture Day goes at least as far back as 1975. I have a picture of myself (as a 5-year old) with Royals DH Harmon Killebrew that is hanging on my wall.
I have a couple pictures of my brother and I at picture day from the mid to late 80's
I remember it being a kind of barely-controlled chaos. A couple times, my brother and I made it up to a player, only to find that my dad had lost track of us and didn’t get to take a picture.
This has been discussed before about this list I think
But I do like win shares. Seven mediocre seasons tell a certain story about that player and the era of the Royals in which he played. I like the mix of great-for-a-season and mediocre-for-many-seasons players. This list is about stories, I think. Especially since the stories that come with each player (always well written by Retro) are as important as the list itself.
Kansas City Royals: your 2006 and 2007 NL Central champions!
Uh, yeah, what KHAZAD said as I was typing
Kansas City Royals: your 2006 and 2007 NL Central champions!
"the Royals did not want to disrupt their double play combo"
I can’t fathom anyone using this as an excuse these days.
Kansas City Royals: your 2006 and 2007 NL Central champions!
I've never heard the Jim Palmer
Rumors before this post…
I bet they’d have won the AL in ’84 w/ Palmer (though he was getting pretty long in the tooth by then)
BOOM! ROASTED!
Our pitching was great in 1984
Really, Palmer is a great pitcher, but I don’t know how many wins he’s likely to have added. The problem that year was our offense. We started the year without Willie Wilson, George Brett hit a career-low .284. It’s a miracle that we won the division, but our pitching is what kept us in there.
Chaim Mattis Keller New York City's # 1 Royals fan!
According to some random blog
http://armchairgm.wikia.com/The_Legend_of_U_L_Washington
“But a sad thing happened one day in 1983 or 1984. I was watching the sports part of the evening news, maybe a handful of people paid attention other than me, my friends and U L himself; the announcement was made – Toothpicks were BANNED from the field of play by MLB!!!
I don’t remember all the specific details (couldn’t find it online as news from the 80’s rarely is online), but essentially a minor leaguer/copycat who tried to follow in U L’s legendary footsteps was injured when a grounder took an errant hop and popped him right in the toothpick!!! So like all things corporate, overreactions were made, rules were written and U L was basically punished for being the pacesetter (like they couldn’t ‘grandfather’ him in) "
BOOM! ROASTED!
That was the first time our national innocence was robbed
Won’t someone think of the children?
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Seriously
You let them get away with toothpicks, and the next thing you know, guys will be playing baseball with scissors in their (non-glove) hands or something. How do you convince your kids that it’s not worth the risks/side effects when they see their baseball heroes doing it and being successful?

"Now…put that in your [BLEEP]ing pipe and smoke it." -Hal McRae
"I was doing this when BJ was in his father's nutsack." -Renzo Gracie
by Sweep_the_Leg on May 11, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
loved UL!
Retro, thanks for another great article. Clearly UL was from the era of defensive shortstops.
First.
The General Theory of Royaltivity

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