Game 34 Overflow Thread
by Freneau on May 13, 2009 11:06 PM EDT
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Your Bannister ERA update is: 1.27.
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was that a picture of kyle farnsworth?
its hard for me to decide which of the three i hate most:
1. the white sox
2. the raiders
3. the wnba
Spats and no shoes?
A daring fashion move to be sure… but she pulls it off
by Soria's Unibrow on May 13, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions
69 pitches through 5 for Cy Outman
realistically speaking
Aviles is on the downward spiral
can someone start an Aviles countdown to Omaha?
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 13, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions
Didn't I see a quote somewhere that says he feels like his natural position is shortshop?
What’s he like defensively there?
Spork?
I think if he was any good there he’d have been a starter there, rather than a utility guy some GMs idiotically think they need to pay more than $400,000 for.
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 13, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Me!
He’s a #3 with #2 upside, I heard
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 13, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't know you could split the #5 like that
- with occasional #1 stuff
- with #2 upside
- with #3 tendencies
If you don't understand it, kill it.
it's not whether i believe in banny
it’s do i believe we can score 1-2 more runs and get 9 scoreless outs from our bullpen
realistically speaking
I do!!!
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 13, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
My Name Is
Phil, and I’m a Bannyholic.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on May 13, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Coco Crisp:
Career Year, or will he revert back to being, um, Coco Crisp?
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
Second coming of Willie Mays
Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
by averagegatsby on May 13, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
At the deadline, we'll trade him for Reese Puffs
by Soria's Unibrow on May 13, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
comedy
fail.
its hard for me to decide which of the three i hate most:
1. the white sox
2. the raiders
3. the wnba
I dare you to make a funny cereal-centric joke
by Soria's Unibrow on May 13, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
no need to get explicit
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 13, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
That's punny
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 13, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
i think the walks are real
he’s definitely changed his approach
realistically speaking
so, so not.
its hard for me to decide which of the three i hate most:
1. the white sox
2. the raiders
3. the wnba
Minda Will Rip
You a new one.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on May 13, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
3 pitches cust
that’s all you get
realistically speaking
jason kubel pinch hit 2 run homer off zumaya
a tie in minnesota
realistically speaking
WOO!
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 13, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
adam fucking kennedy?
r u joking me?
realistically speaking
He's hot!
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 13, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd rather have Willie B. for 2/$3
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 13, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
thanks for the update
go twins
its hard for me to decide which of the three i hate most:
1. the white sox
2. the raiders
3. the wnba
THE ANGELS ARE COMING BACK TO WIN ONE FOR CY PALMER~!
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
fuck that guy
its hard for me to decide which of the three i hate most:
1. the white sox
2. the raiders
3. the wnba
one more W
all it will take to solidify his AS game start
realistically speaking
What's With The
Bannygoat? I don’t remember seeing that.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on May 13, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions
Travis Buck you frizzy haird hippie
strike out!
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on May 13, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions
gold glove banny
adam kennedy, fuck you, WE COULD HAVE A PERFECT GAME
realistically speaking
Banny laughs at your double and ends the inning!
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 13, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions
the goat
adds 5IQ point to banny, which makes him a complete cerebral pitcher
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on May 13, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions
get a beej
or watch the royals. 2 options in life.
stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop! stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop!
both at the same time.
realistically speaking
Go Royals!
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on May 13, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
It's Sonic Slam time!
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 13, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions
i would sell my soul for a home run this inning
can we score, plz
realistically speaking
my old avatar
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 13, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I apologize for nothing!
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 13, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
My favorite player just hit a jack for Cy Palmer
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
Heh
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 13, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
now that i dont wanna hunt his family
it was a hell of a catch
stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop! stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop!
Good pitching by Banny
Outman is pitching against KC so hard to tell if it is good or not
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
3 pitches 2 outs
this is LAUGHABLY BAD
realistically speaking
5 pitches 3 outs
74 pitches through 6 for Cy Outman
realistically speaking
I can't decide whether to cast my vote for Outman or Palmer
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 13, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
5 pitches
Banny didn’t even have time to sit down
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
they were all strikes though...
what were they to do, take 9?
Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
by averagegatsby on May 13, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
that's the problem
he’s throwing it down the middle and they can’t hit it…
realistically speaking
ah...the 2008 scouting report on Royals' hitters has circulated
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 13, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
considering this is basically the 2008 lineup
on so many levels
realistically speaking
if you hit it
its considered a strike. Doesn’t mean it actually was
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
words cannot express how piss poor our offense has been the past 5 games
absolutely unbelievably bad
realistically speaking
allstar break trade
or else.
stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop! stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop!
5 pitch inning...
Cy Outman puttin’ on a show!
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 13, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions
i'd be shocked if he ever had a game in the minors better than this one
on pace to go 8 or 9, just throwing it down the pipe
realistically speaking
wow don't blink when the Royals are at bat
Go Royals!
just think if HELEN KELLER was batting for us shed require AT LEAST 9 pitches.
we took 5.
stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop! stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop!
good god. hope banny didnt have to use the bathroom.
by lochneffmonster on May 13, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions
Manny would just step behind the wall and let it go
FKA "MileHighKCfan"
Note to Royals:
Just because Miguel Olivo’s approach has worked for him a once this game does NOT mean everyone should start using it
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
HAVE YOU EVER TYPED IN NON-ALL CAPS?
FKA "MileHighKCfan"
I DON’T KNOW WHAT WE’RE YELLING ABOUT!!!!!1
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 13, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Brick where'd you get that hand grenade?
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 13, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I killed a man with a trident
"our deepest fears are not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fears is that we are powerful beyong measure."
by gashousegang on May 13, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
At least the offense gets a nice cure
for it’s woes tomorrow. Baltimore Team ERA 5.37
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
be interesting to see Zack against a real lineup
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 13, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
DP please.
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 13, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions
this is a scary inning
doubleplay plzzzzzzzz
realistically speaking
He ain't exactly knockin it dead in Omaha
Takin alot of walks but not doin much else
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
dang it
now I have to sit here trying to decide he she’s hot or not again
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 13, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
sorry
she is married to jimmy kimmel.
i wonder what a marriage between two comedians is like. Do they compete with each other to be funnier? I could see that tearing a relationship apart.
I think being married to Sara Silverman in particular would be hell
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 13, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Sup ya'll just tuned in the Royals game
can someone explain why when both our catchers are having terrible years at the plate, they’re both getting the start? Did Hillman fall down and hit his head?
by WanderingWanderer on May 13, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions
they need a RH bat off the bench
to DH against these lefties if they are not going to use Jacobs and don’t believe in Shealy…i vote for Willingham from wash…any other ideas
"our deepest fears are not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fears is that we are powerful beyong measure."
by gashousegang on May 13, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
No,
HIllman works for a man who thought that Mike Jacobs was an everyday player
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 13, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
game not over
we’re winning this.
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 13, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Countdown to Giambi's dad hitting a homer?
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
god this is SO frustrating
rage
realistically speaking
Coco
I know he has made some nice plays but does anyone else think he is rather overrated on defense? Especially his arm, pathetic!
This has nothing to do with the last play, tough to make. Though he should have hung onto it.
FKA "MileHighKCfan"
him hanging onto it
difference between long losing streak, and no losing streak
realistically speaking
I agree he is overrated
he is good, but he’s been up-and-down.
Good defender, but in my opinion, not on the same level as Franklin Gutierrez, Endy Chavez, etc.
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 13, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't try too hard Banny
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 13, 2009 11:27 PM EDT reply actions
can the wall cause a fumble?
stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop! stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop!
horacio ramirez....
to face jack cust…. i can’t fucking wait
realistically speaking
this game is rapidly swirling the drain
i’d rather have ho-ram face cust than banny at this point
realistically speaking
Strikeout right here
just watch
FKA "MileHighKCfan"
borrowing from texas again...
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 13, 2009 11:28 PM EDT reply actions
ha!
Love those guys!
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 13, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
where are you getting all these though
stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop! stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop!
Lone Star Ball
The Rangers Blog
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 13, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
except for the rally koala...
i made that one
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 13, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
And it is GLORIOUS!
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 13, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
PUT THE LEFTY IN THAT'S WHY YOU WARMED HIM UP
jesus christ
realistically speaking
do we even need to say it?
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 13, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
its trey hillman dude.
< carl peterson
stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop! stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop!
nope have to let cust put the game away
realistically speaking
Bannister knows the bases are already loaded right?
He’s missing pretty badly
by WanderingWanderer on May 13, 2009 11:30 PM EDT reply actions
that is one thing Cust does
not do
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 13, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
walk is better than grooving one down the middle
FKA "MileHighKCfan"
BATTLE!
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 13, 2009 11:30 PM EDT reply actions
Farnsworth V Thome?
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on May 13, 2009 11:30 PM EDT reply actions
We are winning this game
Who’s with me?
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 13, 2009 11:31 PM EDT reply actions
score more runs
= we win.
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 13, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll go with you
Show Me The Money!!!
FKA "MileHighKCfan"
Gonna ram it down their fucking throats...
by Murrman1984 on May 13, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
WOOOOOOOO!!!!!
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 13, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
my fav Flair quote.....
“Hennig…..I’m gonna hurt you………for REEEEEEAALLLL………for a LONG…..LONG, TIME!!!!!!!!!”
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 13, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Mine is
the old one where he’s going off on Sting
“And when you’re done talking to those llittle 15 year -olds, you ask around, talk to some of those 21 yera-olds, and they’ll tell ya, I’m a sixty-minute man, baby!”
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 13, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
SPACE MOUNTAIN
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 13, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
HA!
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 13, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
sure
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 13, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
What!!??
Hey help me out, I’m not watching this on TV or anything…what happened?
Why wasn't I around 24 years ago?
nobody knows, but they pulled him
realistically speaking
crap
just what we need, another injury
On a side note…I’m starting to wonder whether this auto-refresh thing is really working for me…
Why wasn't I around 24 years ago?
ughhhhhhhhhhhhh
welcome back to the rotation sidney
realistically speaking
Javier Lopez
the Red Sox waived him…the Royals need to grab him…they needed a shut down lefty there
"our deepest fears are not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fears is that we are powerful beyong measure."
if he was that much of a shutdown lefty, would the Redsox have waived him?
by WanderingWanderer on May 13, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
he was struggling this year
but the red sox have depth out the ass….he has been very good in 07 and 08/
a player released from the red sox is not like a player released from the royals…remember, this is the same team that released jc romero and he was pretty damn good in philly last season
"our deepest fears are not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fears is that we are powerful beyong measure."
by gashousegang on May 13, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
whoops........that's my bad
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 13, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
got an injury bunny or something?
stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop! stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop!
no....not part of the zoo yet
give me some time, however
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 13, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
this season just keep sgetting shittier and shittier
realistically speaking
HoRam time!
I’m excited to see how he does here, he seems to be thriving again in the RP role lately.
GO HORAM, GO!
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
Or at least vote for him!
FKA "MileHighKCfan"
It looked like he was having problems getting he foot off the ground there
Which leads me to believe…
BANNY STRAINING HAMMY?
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
ho-ram
the official white flag of the kansas city royals
stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop! stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop!
Yup
Ho Ram sure waived the white flag there
FKA "MileHighKCfan"
alright lets calm down
his era is above a touchdown so gimme a break
stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop! stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop!
Not tryin to ride you on it
but he really hasn’t been bad in a relief role
FKA "MileHighKCfan"
Season ERA
Is the only stat that matters in all of baseball.
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
you forgot pitcher wins
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 13, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
just get an out ho-ram
scoring anymore as is will already be tough enough
realistically speaking
Thank God Grit's in left
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 13, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions
CAN WE PLEASE SCORE SOME (*#@*#ING RUNS
realistically speaking
LET'S DO THIS THING...........intimidation now!!!!!!!!ONE1111111!!
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 13, 2009 11:37 PM EDT reply actions
YES
GET you HORNS UP
Rally Horned Frog!!!!
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on May 13, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
they must rally around their fallen banny
realistically speaking
We are all gluttons for punishment
This team is playing exactly like last year right now
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
NOW DO YOU SEE WHY DAYTON WAS SMART TO SIGN HORAM ITS FOR THE DEPTH JUST TRUST HIM
© Sam Mellinger
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
Is mlbtv Always
This far behind? HoRam is 2-0 on Sweeney now.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on May 13, 2009 11:38 PM EDT reply actions
turn off nexdef mode
fixed
stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop! stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop!
Where's That?
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on May 13, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
click the green reception bars at the bottom, and drag the slider to the left
stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop! stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop!
Thanks!
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on May 13, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Butler, Buck, Callaspo!
MURDERERS ROW
realistically speaking
Hey, Callaspo tries his best on his way home
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 13, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
No worries after Butler singles
we have a well disciplined professional at bat from Olivo with 2 outs to look forward to.
by Your_Moms_Boyfriend on May 13, 2009 11:38 PM EDT reply actions
Mr T. would pump this piss poor offense up
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 13, 2009 11:39 PM EDT reply actions
take the walk billy
take the walk
realistically speaking
I'll take that walk
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 13, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not seeing as much love for Seitzer lately.
What gives?
by Black and Gold on May 13, 2009 11:39 PM EDT reply actions
See Palmer, Matt, Royals, His Domnation of
See Also: Loux, Shane; Saunders, Joe
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 13, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
more of an index, I thought
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 13, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry.
I thought an index was alphabetical.
by Black and Gold on May 13, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
it didn't say it was a GOOD index
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 13, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe
an extended cold hitting streak?
But is it Seitzer’s fault, that’s what I’m more concerned about…
Why wasn't I around 24 years ago?
I know I'm showing up late,
and this has to have been said before… but Outman? Seriously? That’s his name? Here’s our new pitcher, Jeff Cannonarm.
by powderbluepower on May 13, 2009 11:39 PM EDT reply actions
Yes
With their forces combined Ralley Alpacas and Rally Horned toad!!!!!!
This will end gloriously for the Royals
YEA
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on May 13, 2009 11:40 PM EDT reply actions
Why do you sound like Captain Planet?
"It’s not about the guacamole itself," Greinke said. "I just don’t want to let them win."
by Joseph Landis on May 13, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
it's like Captain Planet combining the forces of Earth, Wind, Fire, and.....what's the other one?
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 13, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
whoops...Water...not fire, right?
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 13, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Captain planet
He and Gore made up this global warming crap
All I know is, it makes it harder on Hoch pitching in the majors that increased degrees in temp raised his cutter
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on May 13, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
wtf pull him after 78 pitches?
what is this shit!
realistically speaking
you're mad about the guy who's been shutting us down getting pulled?
by WanderingWanderer on May 13, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
You know you suck
when you get pulled after 78 pitches
You can't possibly be a scientist if you mind people thinking that you're a fool.
~Wanko the Sane
What he said!
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 13, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
well said my friend shittaco
stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop! stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop!
The Oakland A's
go from best to Wuertz. /end pun
by powderbluepower on May 13, 2009 11:41 PM EDT reply actions
come on jacobs you worthlless piece of garbage
do SOMETHING
realistically speaking
Hmm...pinch hit for your DH in the 7th
I don’t see it
"It’s not about the guacamole itself," Greinke said. "I just don’t want to let them win."
Might work
"It’s not about the guacamole itself," Greinke said. "I just don’t want to let them win."
by Joseph Landis on May 13, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Just hope the game ends with a two run homer here is all
"It’s not about the guacamole itself," Greinke said. "I just don’t want to let them win."
by Joseph Landis on May 13, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
eh
are we winning the post count war?
Mourning Guy Carbonneau...
Royals obscure player to watch in ST: Lenny DiNardo
by playingwithfire on May 13, 2009 11:42 PM EDT reply actions
If you're going by quantity over quality
Yes.
(FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL~~!)
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
George Brett t-shirt
unfortunately for the fans, it’s a picture of George Brett shirtless on a lawn chair holding a beer
yup
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 13, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
uhhh swinging bunt
so it’ll only take a triple to score butler from 2nd
realistically speaking
Swing bunt
Don’t strand him
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 13, 2009 11:43 PM EDT reply actions
AC k's on 3 pitches.
wow. how many in a row?
realistically speaking
can I get in on that, to, on the over .270 side?
$100? $200?
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 13, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
he hit like 305 last year
stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop! stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop!
I have a hard time believing he'll end up lower than .280
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 13, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
dont worry guys, olivos up
/sarcasm
stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop! stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop!
8 game hitting streak!!!
You can't possibly be a scientist if you mind people thinking that you're a fool.
~Wanko the Sane
Miguel Olivo has the second longest hitting streak in the AL
WAT.
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
we cannot buy an effing hit
this is getting out of control
realistically speaking
We. Are. Winning. This. Game.
Olivo single/walk
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 13, 2009 11:45 PM EDT reply actions
Your lack of faith made him fail
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 13, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think I could do anything to make him not fail
so I just took the easy way out.
FKA "MileHighKCfan"
i think hes closing his eyes
stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop! stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop!
lol
he really wanted to go after that one.
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
So I still had hope
that we’d score this inning. Then I saw Olivo was up. Egad, brain.
by powderbluepower on May 13, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions
we have 3 hits in this game
all in 1 inning.
realistically speaking
I cant believe he laid off that pitch 17 feet left of the plate
Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
he felt challenged
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 13, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
suzuki to wuertz: BURY IT
realistically speaking
all in one inning.
will we lose 10 in a row? 8? 12?
realistically speaking
Chances of a fastball: 0%
"It’s not about the guacamole itself," Greinke said. "I just don’t want to let them win."
have you been watching our Ab's
??? what exactly has inspired hope
realistically speaking
Nothing has inspired hope
But every other post is “GAME OVER” or “BALLGAME.” Last time I checked, even the worst teams could run into a single run in two innings.
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
good spirit
"It’s not about the guacamole itself," Greinke said. "I just don’t want to let them win."
by Joseph Landis on May 13, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Right now...
San Fransisco fans are laughing at us
Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
by averagegatsby on May 13, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Do We Take
Batting practice and shit?
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on May 13, 2009 11:49 PM EDT reply actions
do they even hit balls hard in batting practice?
realistically speaking
yes but when the pitches are no longer 84 MPH fastballs right down the middle
our hitters get confused
by WanderingWanderer on May 13, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
no more baseball questions!
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 13, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah...
I’m not going to get anywhere close to that one.
by powderbluepower on May 13, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah seriously man the Japanese have a great baseball tradition. Please dont invent contoversy because we re losing
by 2LegittoShit on May 13, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not inventing anything "Goofy Jap?"
by WanderingWanderer on May 13, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
If i offended i apologize thats all i can say man. If you re of Japanese heritage guess what I am too...
But i can separate what my intentions were versus harmful words.
by 2LegittoShit on May 13, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
ok enough about the asians
we all love em ok ok great enough
stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop! stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop!
Winning this ballgame
I’m carrying bluebandwagon’s role as supreme optimist.
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 13, 2009 11:50 PM EDT reply actions
so in the last 5 games
hochevar has gotten destroyed
soria to the DL
bannister apparently hurt
5 games in a row (most likely) lost
have failed to score more than 3 runs in any game
wasted 8IP 1ER from zack
what am i missing?
realistically speaking
oh, and the guillen inside the park homer
you should tally all these into the postgame post
realistically speaking
Well...
You kind of had to see this coming with the lineup we ran out there tonight. Our backup catcher who is mired (Maier’d?) in one of the worst slumps of his career is hitting DH. Willie Boom Boom is hitting second. Also, Aviles.
So yeah, I kinda figured we wouldn’t get many runs tonight, but this is absurd.
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
espn gives us a 19% shot of winning
stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop! stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop!
Game Threads make me laugh so much!!
We are either amazing or we are the worst ever! No in between.
FKA "MileHighKCfan"
for the past 5 games
we are definitely hthe worst ever
realistically speaking
I Am Going
To make broiled halibut with a salad. I’ll be listening.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on May 13, 2009 11:51 PM EDT reply actions
cue leadoff walk to ADAM FUCKING KENNEDY
HE SUCKS
THROW HIIM A GODDAMN STRIKE
realistically speaking
dude, Adam Kennedy has sneaky power
it’s so sneaky, you never see it
by WanderingWanderer on May 13, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I want Buck's hair
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 13, 2009 11:52 PM EDT reply actions
I want his hair scalped on my wall....Fucker has cost quite a bit...
by Murrman1984 on May 13, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Hmmmmmmm....
graphic
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 13, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Things have gotten much more graphic and derogatory around here this year
Guessing it has to do with the large increase in users on the site.
FKA "MileHighKCfan"
They don't need signs in Oakland
Their crowd is so quiet they can just shout instructions from the dugout.
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
20% chance now! wooooooo
stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop! stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop!
get a doubleplay jamey
so we can get this disaster over with
realistically speaking
Just don't be the first to field the ball.
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
Our offense is so bad
09 version of Juan Pierre and Papi can probably help us now
Mourning Guy Carbonneau...
Royals obscure player to watch in ST: Lenny DiNardo
by playingwithfire on May 13, 2009 11:55 PM EDT reply actions
The lack of optimism is destroying me...
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 13, 2009 11:55 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
If KC held a hitters only meeting who would show up?
Billy, Alberto and _________
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
But only because
he thought he was going to the Ryan L. appreciation party
FKA "MileHighKCfan"
Kyle Farnsworth only bc he was confused as to the meeting
by 2LegittoShit on May 13, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
probably not as much as Billy Beane does
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 13, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"Crosby trying to put his career back together... Spent some time with fmr. A Mark McGwire, McGwire suggested to him..."
Sounds like the beginning of an ad-lib, Ryan.
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
"McGwire suggested to him....."
Bend over, I’m going to give you a b-12 shot"
by WanderingWanderer on May 13, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
well fucking played miguel
this…team….
realistically speaking
Jamey's fault.
The ball was spiked in front of the plate and got away. It wouldn’t have even been close if Miguel hadn’t slipped.
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
this game is far
far far far far more painful
realistically speaking
After that...with bases loaded again....I would agree...
The difference between us and other teams is that THEY can usually score at least one run with the bases loaded and 1 out….
by Murrman1984 on May 14, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
16 wild pitches for royals pitchers
oakland: 6
HMMMMMMM I WONDER IF THAT’S BECAUSE OLIVO CAN’T BLOCK A PITCH TO SAVE HIS LIFE
realistically speaking
LOL TEAHEN
it just gets uglier. and uglier.
realistically speaking
does ANYONE have video of that
stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop! stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop!
not so sure i want to go see greinke pitch now
realistically speaking
Don't like losing 1-0 huh?
I’m actually afraid the unearned run flood gate may open unless Greinke strikes out 20.
HAHAHAHA
we will win this
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 14, 2009 12:01 AM EDT reply actions
if we get a doubleplay i will believe you
realistically speaking
I desperately want to believe that...But Ive seen all of this before....
by Murrman1984 on May 14, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Have they actually hit the ball hard tonight?
Seems like a lot of weak hits and errors and walks and passed balls and etc…
FKA "MileHighKCfan"
the A's dont even h ave a hit this inning
yet. this is just all free on a silver platter crap
realistically speaking
Captain Planet Rally!!!!
Earth wind and M Effing Fire, will sing him in to save the royals
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on May 14, 2009 12:03 AM EDT reply actions
As much as I joke about him
I know Banny didn’t have an awesome start, and that last innings got away fro him, but he really deserved better than this… YOu can’t ask for much more from your #5 starter
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
and now we hit the guy with the bases loaded
YOUR KANSAS CITY ROYALS ARE BACK
realistically speaking
A's been crowding the plate
Brush ’em off!!!
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on May 14, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
bye guys
thanks for stayin so long
stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop! stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop!
ahahahaha wow this road trip is a total clusterfuck
now cruz is warming up? wtf? god hillman you are a moron
realistically speaking
maybe there's time to activate soria before the game's over
to get him some work
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 14, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Wow........ Wow............ Wow........... Wow.
by WanderingWanderer on May 14, 2009 12:05 AM EDT reply actions
Good night everyone
I’m not gonna ruin my day by stayin up late and watchin THIS
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
Peace
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 14, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
you're going to miss Willie's game winning inside-the-parker
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 14, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Jamey Wright is really really off
And you’re telling me we didn’t have anyone warming in the bullpen just in case this happened?
Like, he shouldn’t even be in the game right now. I know it feels like a 20 run deficit, but we’re really going to have NOBODY warming behind Wright in what was a one run game?
SERIOUSLY?
Between this and the lineup, this might be one of my least favorite examples of Treyball.
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
It's a long season, gang
I’m not giving up hope yet. Every team goes through a few shitty stretches.
by Black and Gold on May 14, 2009 12:06 AM EDT reply actions
i can't stop watching
the trainwreck
realistically speaking
This reminds me of HS baseball
There would be games that just didn’t go our way and all you could do is just stare off into space and wish the game was over so you could go out with your friends and have fun finally.
FKA "MileHighKCfan"
We never had 5 games in a row like that
but we def had some games like this one. And then that happens.
FKA "MileHighKCfan"
Mark Teahen ladies and gentlemen.
realistically speaking
Again... how many games in a row?
realistically speaking
Teahan you suck
wait an epic fail day for Teahan. He is single handedly crushing my hopes and dreams
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 14, 2009 12:08 AM EDT reply actions
wow
epic fail. just epic
I hereby resign from this post.
by Home Run Tony Cogan on May 14, 2009 12:09 AM EDT reply actions
That was an error
I don’t give a flying fuck who is scoring this or where the game is being played, that play SHOULD have been made.
This is just pathetic, horrible defense (a calling card for this team), subpar relief pitching (which is becoming a norm) and shitty management (nobody warming behind Wright? REALLY??!).
THIS is the game where you say “FAIL!” a million times.
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
he mis read that ball
took the wrong angle and tried to recover…bad play
"our deepest fears are not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fears is that we are powerful beyong measure."
by gashousegang on May 14, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
aaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnndddddddddddddddddd
there she goes………………
I hereby resign from this post.
by Home Run Tony Cogan on May 14, 2009 12:09 AM EDT reply actions
wow this team is bad
just WOW
realistically speaking
this one is on Hillman. Why the crap did Wright face four batters
after it was obvious he had nothing?
by WanderingWanderer on May 14, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
we still had a chance.
Leaving a pitching in when he’s obviously got nothing, in a ballgame where scoring runs are coming at a premium is just bad managing
by WanderingWanderer on May 14, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
I used to be able to laugh at this shit
Now it makes me want to cry.
To paraphrase Denny Green: The Royals are NOT who we thought they were.
Or in some cases
They ARE who we thought they were.
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
They can't really be this bad, can they?
I figure this is a low point, but this doesn’t even look like a .500 team.
Going in to this season
A lot of people thought they wouldn’t be a .500 team. The RP and the defense is just too wretched to be a contender.
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
If this team slides to a worse record than last year
Glass will shut the money down, Moore will be fired, and the Royals will be locked into another Allard Baird disaster.
and the wheels fall off...........
by the way… Banny with shoulder stiffness
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 14, 2009 12:09 AM EDT reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!11!!!
MELTDOWN!
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 14, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions
I LOVE THIS GAME!!!!!!
AND I’M REALLY GETTING DRUNK!!!
FKA "MileHighKCfan"
by JSouth on May 14, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
YES there is that
I am drink one for that!!!
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on May 14, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
so let's recap
HORRIBLE offense
HORRIBLE defense
HORRIBLE relief pitching
oh, but our starting pitchers are decent.
realistically speaking
Nice job, T. Rey
Time for Juan Cruz to come in just in time to preserve this 6 run deficit.
Fucking shithead. I like to think I don’t over react when it comes to this team, but this is really the worst I’ve seen from Hillman since opening day.
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
he is a moron
no idea what he’s doing, i hope we lose 10 more in a row and he’s gone
realistically speaking
Really?
I’d kind of prefer we win 10 in a row, take a lead in the division and he learns from his horrible mistakes.
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
he had all last year
and 30 games of this year, and he’s still an idiot
realistically speaking
FUCK A GODDAMN DUCK!!
I’m still not giving up on the season, but I’m sick of this shit.
by Black and Gold on May 14, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions
Ok, perhaps without the water fowl comment
But I definitely agree with the sentiment
by sterlingice on May 14, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Will the reall 2009 Royals please stand up
or atleast make an error so we can decifer between the real and pretend
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on May 14, 2009 12:12 AM EDT reply actions
I really hope this weekends series against Baltimore isn't
an open casket viewing of the 2009 Kansas City Royals. It is going to be a packed weekend, so maybe (just maybe) we can get back on our feet again.
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
any thing less than 3 out of 4 against that team is total failure.
we will have a packed stadium, top of the rotation, and the orioles are brutal. 0-5 road trip, you have to come back and win that series. i hope it’s a long plane ride back, because this team needs to get their shit together
realistically speaking
Maybe Trey will take a shower with his uniform on to motivate the team?
Since that was the Tony Pena “jumping the shark” moment, it’d be only appropriate.
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
he needs to jump into a shark
and take this offense withh im
realistically speaking
We're tatooing the ball all over the field..
for outs and they (and the Angles) dink and dunk us to death.
Maddening.
Fuck this endless marathon inning
Is this some kind of fucking fundraiser?
by Black and Gold on May 14, 2009 12:14 AM EDT reply actions
I am glad I haven't bought tickets for this weekend.
I dont think I want to go to a game for a while
Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
if they don't win thursday i don't think i'm going to go friday
too pissed
realistically speaking
Its not worth it for me, I have too long of a drive...
And I cant go Friday, so my only options are Saturday or Sunday
Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
by averagegatsby on May 14, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
KCSP Went To
A right-wing screed. Good choice.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on May 14, 2009 12:15 AM EDT reply actions
WHADDA INNING!
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
by JobDDT on May 14, 2009 12:15 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
This is INCREDIBLE!
Trey-Hillman-I'm-A-Dumbfuck-Giveaway-Counter: 4 (as of April 23rd)
"It's gonna be a special year. I'm feeling it." - Jose Guillen - You tell 'em, JoGui!!!
Proud Creator of the "Finsx lol Chart"
by Andy Edwards on May 14, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
bringing cruz in here is SO MONUMENTALLY STUPID
who is going to pitch the bottom of the 8th? farnsworth couldnt pitch again? it just makes no sense, and it all goes back to his retarded bullpen usage LAST NIGHT
realistically speaking
Hillman with a bullpen
Is like a dog playing chess.
by Black and Gold on May 14, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
or
This was hill-dads big plan all along, they all pitched an inning last night and are completely warmed up
hence no one needs to be warming up in the bullpen, they did it yesterday!!!!!!
shit ass monkey balls
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on May 14, 2009 12:16 AM EDT reply actions
Ok, so the Baltimore Series
Gil v Guthrie
Zack v Eaton
Hiram v Uehara
Hendrickson v Luke
This sounds like a good opportunity to get back on our feet. :)
We were facing a guy who throws like a girl tonight.
THAT seemed like a good opportunity to get back on our feet.
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
And Baltimore actually knows how to score runs, so good luck with that
Adam Jones and Nick Markakis are kicking ass.
Just when we said losing streaks would not happen with this team
It looks like an epic one has just begun. This is like rooting for the Indians in the 1970’s
"the pitching is too good"
..
…………………………
……………………………………….
realistically speaking
The Bandwagon is officially gone
the only thing left is the Greinke fan base and even HE “lost” one in this road disaster. Our offense is fail, but seriously, we just turn the page and get on with it and we’d be fine. Only problem is I don’t think the Royals have turned that page yet.
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 14, 2009 12:17 AM EDT reply actions
you hear the "new royals talk"
but man do these guys look like the same old ones
realistically speaking
this is so maddening frustrating.......i will make a rally pic every inning until we WIN another game...
EVERY INNING….don’t test me Treydaddy! 
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 14, 2009 12:18 AM EDT reply actions
If we go on an 11 game losing streak
At least this will be a silver lining
by sterlingice on May 14, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
yep
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 14, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh fuck that's bigger than I thought it'd be
sorry bout that
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 14, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
your appology is tactfully declined
that is the correct size for this rally
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on May 14, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Well played sir
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 14, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
yes, pinch hit one struggling hitter for another
therefore ensuring neither one get anything productivve done
realistically speaking
Well
I don’t think Luis Hernandez would’ve hit a 7 run jack.
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
the point is aviles needs to get it going just as bad as DDJ
so why the hell are we taking AB’s away from him
realistically speaking
Maybe he didn't want to miss his flight to
Omaha?
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
YES
the begging rally wart hog!!!!
next inning we need the royal opposum
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on May 14, 2009 12:20 AM EDT reply actions
i've got one ready for the 9th already
That’s how long that last half-inning was.
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 14, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
I bet you had plenty of time for rally pics for the next 8 games since that marathon finally ended
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on May 14, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Rally chicken- anyone can do
Rally amoeba? That I want to see!
by sterlingice on May 14, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
i will make an ameoba just for you
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 14, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Rotifers Were My
Favorite.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on May 14, 2009 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Gameday's new motto for the Royals' offense:
In play, out(s)
by Black and Gold on May 14, 2009 12:20 AM EDT reply actions
WTF happened on this road trip
before it we were talking walks and working counts like crazy – that has been completely absent from these games
well, for one thing
unlike most Al Central GMS, Billyl Beane can get three good relievers for less than Kyle Farnsworth’s annual pay…
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 14, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
3 hits in this game.
3 singles. All in 1 inning. Take away that span of 4 batters, we are being no hit. yes, it’s been THAT bad.
realistically speaking
"that's 3 fastballs right down the middle to bloomquist"
“then again, that’s basically been the sequence this entire series”
realistically speaking
Royals are finding new ways to loose, not new ways to win
that is what is getting to me
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on May 14, 2009 12:24 AM EDT reply actions
The cool thing about this
it’s still anybody’s guess how the AL Central standings end. Thank god we’re in the AL Central.
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 14, 2009 12:25 AM EDT reply actions
A gold medal in the Special Olympics is still made of gold
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 14, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
YES it is
Yes it is
But a gold medal can’t fix the offense that is the Royals
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on May 14, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
just not the AL East...
the West isn’t exactly unbelievable either
no kidding...
could still be tied for first if the twins win. unreal. talk about looking a gift horse in the mouth
realistically speaking
True
yes atleast we have that
the AL Central suck fest such as it is this year
sweet!!!! Royals suck less than most in the AL central
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on May 14, 2009 12:26 AM EDT reply actions
Tyra's reaction when she saw our lineup tonight
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
So many medals for fail could handed around
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 14, 2009 12:27 AM EDT reply actions
I give the big one to Teahen
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 14, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
he's been absolutely brutal tonight
in all aspects
realistically speaking
teahen fans on 90mph right down the pipe
seriously. what the fuck are they looking for?
realistically speaking
so I guess the question is...
did our guys crap the bed because of the pressure of playing well the first 30 games
or
did our guys become overconfident because of playing well the first 30 games
or was is something else?
c. loss of aviles, dejesus, and gordons bats catching up to them
realistically speaking
I'm guessing that the term "regression to the mean"
might have some applicability here.
They aren’t as good as they looked for the first 30 games. They aren’t as bad as the look right now.
by Black and Gold on May 14, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Mark Teahen and Alberto Callaspo were carrying us.... what does that tell you? Same old royals
by 2LegittoShit on May 14, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes, but these Royals had the audacity to get my hopes up...for this, I can never forgive them....
by Murrman1984 on May 14, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
I cant believe im going to the game tomorrow. What a waste of money.
by 2LegittoShit on May 14, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Greinke
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 14, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
CRAZY LADIES LATE NIGHT SNACKING
what are the odds that the woman in the passenger seat is a hostage
by BHWick on May 14, 2009 12:28 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
through 8:
3 singles, all in 1 inning.
realistically speaking
Good thing Cruz is still pitching
Not like we’ll need him tomorrow. I’m sure Farnsworth can hold down if we have a lead in the ninth tomorrow.
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
i didn't even think about that
what the HELL? there is no way he is available tomorrow now. the incompetence is absolutely staggering
realistically speaking
Hillman's been paying attention
Even he doesn’t think we will have a lead in the ninth tomorrow.
by Black and Gold on May 14, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Play me out Teahen
with that last swing, Teahen has crushed my love of baseball
for the night at least
see yall same place tomorrow, for more anemic offense
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on May 14, 2009 12:31 AM EDT reply actions
I gave the thread some Flair
now we need some Jesus
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 14, 2009 12:31 AM EDT reply actions
we have our best bullpen pitcher pitching mopup
WITH OUR CLOSER ON THE DL
WITH A 4 GAME SERIES UPCOMING
HEAD EXPLODE
realistically speaking
the team needs more long relievers
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 14, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
i am so sick of trey hillman
tonight just puts the icing on the cake. love to hear the media ask him about this genius move
realistically speaking
"No baseball questions"
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 14, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
He won't be expecting a baseball question
by Black and Gold on May 14, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
jinx!
maybe he’ll try hiding in the bathroom until the press conference is over
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 14, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
he wanted to get him some work.
I’ll save you the trouble of reading the newspaper for that one.
We couldn't even use him when we were only down one
We had to wait until we were down 6.
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
you don't want to burn all his leverage in one outing
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 14, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Every inning Trey...every inning....i WILL outlast the losing streak
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 14, 2009 12:35 AM EDT reply actions
I don't like that one
sorry
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 14, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
A hit in the ninth would make this game a success in my book
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 14, 2009 12:37 AM EDT reply actions
3 singles.
all in one inning.
i repeat.
realistically speaking
I'm gone
see ya
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 14, 2009 12:39 AM EDT reply actions
butler stares at another fastball down the middle
realistically speaking
I just saw a lone old man wearing a Royals hat and jacket at the Coliseum...
I wanted to buy him a beer and give him a hug….honestly…
MEANINGLESS SOLO HOMERUN!
JACOBS RULES
realistically speaking
only 5 more of those to go!
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 14, 2009 12:40 AM EDT reply actions
tigers are about to win
goodbye first
realistically speaking
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