Game 38 Overflow Thread
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Don't really need this overflow thread but hey whatcha gonna do
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
i'm beginning to get a sinking feeling that he'll be in the
Chris George, Chad Durbin, etc category
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 17, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions
We spent a #1 pick on a shitty sinkerball pitcher
maybe Hochevar will end up being a career reliever like Jason Grimsley while Tim Lincecum is winning 20 games a year.
Frank taking over role of supreme optimist
every other Frank statement: … “still have a chance to win this game”
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by ratherfantastic on May 17, 2009 3:20 PM EDT reply actions
I'm with Frank on this
I was just pointing out
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by ratherfantastic on May 17, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
In other news...
Clayton Krewshaw no hitter through 7.
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
Lol @ garbage highlight package of Luke's ONE strikeout, which came
on a ball buried in the dirt.
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
not much to choose from
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by ratherfantastic on May 17, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Ways to get into the game without getting your tickets at the stadium
Sneak into the game in a backpack
Good thing Jacobs is clutch.....
…. wait a second…..
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by ratherfantastic on May 17, 2009 3:25 PM EDT reply actions
Good thing clutch is a meaningful and respected term rather than a dumb sports cliche.....
…. wait a second…….
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
by JobDDT on May 17, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Touche
other people use that term, though
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by ratherfantastic on May 17, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions
This lineup has just fallen apart since the last homestand
It’s embarrassing to put up the kind of offense they have against this crap pitching staff
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
Juan Pierre was intentionally walked
JUANPIERREWOOD BABY
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
In other games, toronto up 8-2 on chisox now...
Jimmy Gobble with 4 strikeouts in two innings of work!!!!!!1
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 17, 2009 3:28 PM EDT reply actions
Gobble? Really? Jesus this day is getting worse by the min
by 2LegittoShit on May 17, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Hahaha i need some good laughs today cause this game is terrible.
by 2LegittoShit on May 17, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions
2 innings, no hits, 4 k's
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 17, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions
clearly
he’s not a lefty specialist
(sorry, i still get a kick out of that)
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by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Not a good series for Callapso.
I’m sick of Ryan making “BALL HIT HARD” excuses. Our infield has botched 4 or 5 plays today.
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
did anyone comment yet on the silliness of lineips based on recent performance and hot st reaks
being illustrated by this lineup? Callaspo’s a good hitter, but by ignoring splits, Hillman missed that DDJ is actually hitting RHP better than Callaspo this season… but he drops him in the order anyway
Not that batting orders matter much, but it’s more about the streakiness. Not sure why DDJ is having so much more trouble than usual w/ LHP this season (I know some have mentioned that he might be trying to pull too much — if you ask me, I think it’s all the smiling).
Uehara is a decent pitcher.
How has Hochevar looked so far?
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um, he's not in the game.
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 17, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions
d'oh
did scroll all the way down on Gameday
was he hurt, or just sucking?
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by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Collapseo needs to start hitting the sauce
or stop hitting it.. depending on what he was doing when he was hot
more awesome defense
combine this with the 1 hit through 4, and this team is becoming an absolute embarassment
realistically speaking
why does the yahoo box score say Andy Sonnanstine is hitting for himself today?
and batting 3rd for Tampa? He apparently has doubled in a run, too.
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/boxscore?gid=290517130&page=plays
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 17, 2009 3:33 PM EDT reply actions
MAddon turned in the scorecard
with two 3b’s listed (instead of Longoria at DH) so TB had to forfeit the DH.
WTF, self?
Yep.
Can we get Trey to accidentally do this whenever Zack starts?
plz
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 17, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions
That would be
AWESOME. I’m getting excited for interleague, because watching ZG hit will be the only way to possibly make Greinkeday better than it already is.
WTF, self?
The Curse of Chien-Ming Wang Be Darned
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by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
sadly, in games in which he homers, his ERA is worse than Hoch's is right now
:-(
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by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
IN other news
Adam Everett’s OPS is over .900 in May
Luckily, the Royals don’t have any overachievers on their team like that
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by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
good thing those glasses look cool
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by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions
That guy is a butcher
get him the heck out of there before he hurts himself.
There's 2 on the SB counter.....although it should be 3 by now
over/under 3.5
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 17, 2009 3:34 PM EDT reply actions
LOL
Even with some innings to try and score, and 1 run already, we have soooo many errors and sooooo few hits
Cue Sad Trombone
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by ratherfantastic on May 17, 2009 3:35 PM EDT reply actions
yanks tie it up with minny 2-2
Arod HR and Melky sac fly
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 17, 2009 3:38 PM EDT reply actions
I know this is hasty and fueled by frustration but when do you start considering Luke Choke-evar a bust?
not to be too obvious, but it depends on what your definition of "bust" is
Just off the top of my head:
If potential NO. 1 Starter is your baseline, he’s almost certainly already a bust
if #2 or #3-type starter is your baseline, he’s not there yet, but needs to show something this season in the majors — doesn’t have to be a #2 yet, just show the potential with some decent MLB starts
If “replacement level” (HoRam as a starter) is your definition of bust, I think he’s got a ways to go to be considered that bad
like I said, just some general impressions off the top of my head
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by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions
at least tejeda is doing his job
for the love of christ can we score some runs. this is just getting so ugly
realistically speaking
Rally time pt 2
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by ratherfantastic on May 17, 2009 3:42 PM EDT reply actions
seriously....one hit?!!!!!!! don't make me create more of these

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 17, 2009 3:42 PM EDT reply actions
If you do, make it rally bees please :)
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by ratherfantastic on May 17, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Big guns come in final innings
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by ratherfantastic on May 17, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Those shiteating little kids throwing up the shocker
on camera. I want to punch them both. Or describe, in detail, what the shocker actually is…I’m guessing they have no idea.
WTF, self?
oustanding parenting, I'll warrant
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by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
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by ratherfantastic on May 17, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
They probably went to the Dane Cook show last night
Which would make 3 people total.
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
lol, i was downtown and saw some of the crowd assembling for that
douche FEST
realistically speaking
I hate that guy so much
I could make an arena full of drunken college kids laugh their ass off too!
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by ratherfantastic on May 17, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Lol @ Ryan
“everyone is playing one of those video games” on XBox or PS3
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
Ryan somehow managing to make himself un-cooler by the second
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 17, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
he's got a gift
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by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Long, long, long top of the 8th
dooms Kershaw… no hitter lost.
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
it's for the best
he had thrown quite a few pitches
realistically speaking
koji doesnt walk ANYBODY
must capitalize
realistically speaking
sac bunt!!!!
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by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Cue "DDJ NEEDS TO WIPE THE SHIT EATING GRIN OFF HIS FACE" guy
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME HE HAD AN XBH OR DROVE IN A RUN!!!!1111
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by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
dejesus fail
this team is all too predictable
realistically speaking
buck.........let's raise that .229 BA, son
get a hit
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 17, 2009 3:48 PM EDT reply actions
ot at least not DP
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by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
That's the Jason LaRue line of thinking
plz strike out so you don’t dp
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 17, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
so leadoff wakl
then back to back k’s
this team rules
realistically speaking
don't think he has this season
88-89 is the top end
realistically speaking
good pitcher, though
he’s on my fantasy team on a spec. One of the few things that’s gonen right for me.
I wonder how teams scout Japanese players? Video or “live?”
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by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
i think one of the reasons they thouguht he wouldn't translate well to the bigs
was lack of velocity
but his splitter / changeup is very good so yeah
realistically speaking
sucks today
but I like guys like him and Shaun Marcum…
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by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Marcum is a KC native as well...
more reason to root for the kid
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 17, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
that and his horrible acne reminds me of high school
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by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
they are very similar pitchers
good comp
realistically speaking
I know that makes me a dork
I just always get a kick out of guys who can’t hit 90 and STILL have a good changeup/FB combination…
although is Marcum more of a changeup or curveball guy?
Saw a game in TO last season — Marcum vs. Buehrle. Neither gave up an earned run, Marcum pitched 7, Buehrle a complete game (2 unearned). I don’t thikn either even hit 89 once.
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by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
treyball might've seen him in japan
i think they said he pitched in the other league, though.
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 17, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah
I meant how they scout them for signing purposes
Baltimore’s FO has gotten smart in a hurry the last couple years
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by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
hmm...not sure
probably live, if i had to guess
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 17, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
hee hee
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by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
don't think so
78-85 offspeed………88-89 fb
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 17, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Not to pile on a struggling guy...but, what is Buck bringing to this team?
Could we trade him for anyone and get Pena up here? Again, not trying to be irrational…but…he bats like this every year. He can’t throw out runners and he lets too many balls hit the backstop.
by Clearly Ambiguous on May 17, 2009 3:50 PM EDT reply actions
hopefully peanut
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 17, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Buck actually kind of looks like Mr. Peanut. So...that sounds like a good trade.
by Clearly Ambiguous on May 17, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe he should wear a monocle next game

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 17, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
In general the monocle needs to make a comeback
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by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah tahts right fuck u izturis
do something coco
realistically speaking
Jamie Walker: "How come I can't get a Nike contract?!"
Because you’re an overpaid, mediocre middle innings slop guy.
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
That pretty much sums it up
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1st pitch groundout
I LOVE THIS TEAM
realistically speaking
HEY COCO
PUT THAT IN YOUR TWEET AND SMOKE IT
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
Is Coco serious with that
the weakest grounder ever on the first pitch?
by GobbleforCyoung on May 17, 2009 3:53 PM EDT reply actions
haven't looked good in the past 10 games
losing tonight puts us right back at 500
realistically speaking
I remember when Coco was trade a Red Sox fan said
“enjoy watching Coco ground out every other at bat”
by GobbleforCyoung on May 17, 2009 3:55 PM EDT reply actions
I wasn't thrilled witht he trade
but Crisp has probably been KC’s best position player so far this year, combining offense and defense
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by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
agreed.
I think coco has been a nice addition for sure.
by Clearly Ambiguous on May 17, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
not with his arm
its such a liability. When Giambi of all people was able to tag up I was like damn, that’s awful. He would have been thrown out by any other CF in the AL
by GobbleforCyoung on May 17, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
it's a problem
but there aren’t many players who don’t have “holes” in their game
Sure, it would be great if CoCo had Guillen’s arm, but then the Royals wouldn’t have been able to get him
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by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
if i weren't so apathetic, i'd calculate it
realistically speaking
17 runs in 8 games (counting this one....and not counting the win)
2.125 or 2 1/8 runs per game
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 17, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Any optimism out there that we come back and win this game?
I need some good vibes…
by Clearly Ambiguous on May 17, 2009 3:58 PM EDT reply actions
yes
their bullpen isn’t exactly awesome
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by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
We haven't given up anything since hooch left
there’s a K
We’re still in this!
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by ratherfantastic on May 17, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
okay: 16 runs scored in our last 7 losses
which = 7 out of our last 8 games
2.29 runs scored per game
realistically speaking
Im noticing alot of hitters just storm to first base after being struck out.
LIke the umpire doesn’t even matter. They decided its a walk themselves
by GobbleforCyoung on May 17, 2009 4:01 PM EDT reply actions
Denial is a powerful psychological phenomenon
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by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Tejada makes up for Luke's Shitfest
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by ratherfantastic on May 17, 2009 4:02 PM EDT reply actions
I thikn Gregg Zaun should get an exeption to use PEDs again
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well, tejeda has done the damn thing
realistically speaking
Gregg Zaun does look a little like steve zahn

by Official Arrowhead Pride Parade on May 17, 2009 4:02 PM EDT reply actions
I bet Gregg's a better actor
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by ratherfantastic on May 17, 2009 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
This is sad, yet true.........

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 17, 2009 4:03 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
So, now it's time for an emo-rally
Does that consist of a lot of depressing rally killers? I could probably deal with it
nah...the depressed look is just a front........deep inside we really want to rally and win!
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 17, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Rally killers are so depressing
But I could stand 3 in a row
Scoring is non-conformist for the Emo-Royals
I think that’s what emos try to do
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by ratherfantastic on May 17, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Bert it's about time
WOOOO!
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AT LEAST ADVANCE THE RUNNER JAKE
AT LEAST
realistically speaking
haahahah
Jacobs first clutch hit ever!
by GobbleforCyoung on May 17, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Ask and recieve!
even if by luck!!
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by ratherfantastic on May 17, 2009 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Bam bam!

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by ratherfantastic on May 17, 2009 4:08 PM EDT reply actions
I think we need a Royals-wide boycott on Mellinger/Rany-inspired nicknames
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by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I had no clue...
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I don't know why I laughed at that
but I did
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by ratherfantastic on May 17, 2009 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
do something positive jose
realistically speaking
I knew Jacobs was going to do that. Right.
by Clearly Ambiguous on May 17, 2009 4:09 PM EDT reply actions
What bat control by Jake.
Masterful swinging bunt.
by hunter s. royal on May 17, 2009 4:09 PM EDT reply actions
What the hell is this turdbird arguing about?
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
interference on butler
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 17, 2009 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Ryan says(for what it's worth)
that it was interference by the fielder.
by hunter s. royal on May 17, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Just looked at BB's plate disciplline numbers
85% contact rate, imrpoved swings inside the zone and outside the zone, around a 12% walk rate… yeah, it’s happening
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butler ran into the 3B on a hit up the middle? what happened?
bob is being less than eloquent right now
by RoyalsFanInBillings on May 17, 2009 4:10 PM EDT reply actions
fair ball motherfucker
4-3 royals
realistically speaking
I just got up and started clapping. And...I'm by myself.
by Clearly Ambiguous on May 17, 2009 4:11 PM EDT reply actions
I didn't get up out of my seat,
but I’ve been clapping and cheering this whole inning. Also by myself.
(I’d probably stand up too, but my computer is on my lap)
WTF, self?
yeah i do too
most of us are clappers
by GobbleforCyoung on May 17, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
YEARGH!

- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
by JobDDT on May 17, 2009 4:11 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
that's awesome
Rally Hill-monkey!!!
by RoyalsFanInBillings on May 17, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
WTF...Jacobs scores from first???
THAT JUST HAPPENED!!!
by RoyalsFanInBillings on May 17, 2009 4:11 PM EDT reply actions
ball got stuck underneath the wall...
it didn’t bounce out…just sat there
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 17, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
must be karma
baseball gods lodged the ball in there
by RoyalsFanInBillings on May 17, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
that's right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 17, 2009 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I love that one
hilarious!
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by ratherfantastic on May 17, 2009 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Where is all the Guillen hate now!
And he has a .400 OBP
by GobbleforCyoung on May 17, 2009 4:12 PM EDT reply actions
How's that for clubhouse meltdown?
Guillen just bitch-slapped all of his critics
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by ratherfantastic on May 17, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah
he’s wearing a “FUCK RR” t-shirt unde4r his jersey
by GobbleforCyoung on May 17, 2009 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
dammit, walker is murder on lefties
time to play small ball to get the run in?
realistically speaking
HOPE!!!!
Jose brings teh god damn hope!

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Optimism high five!
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Emo JoGui sees a white ball and he wants it painted black
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JG's drawabacks aside...
there are few Royals that I’d rather have at the plate in a clutch situation
i still think teahen should have bunted
realistically speaking
Finally
I finally bought the MLB package on first night of Angels series. It only took nine days for it to start paying me back.
(Yes, I watched Greinke game, but it was late and expected.)
Teahen still alive
battle!
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by ratherfantastic on May 17, 2009 4:16 PM EDT reply actions
teahen fail
never saw that cming. this team is piss poor at advancing runers
realistically speaking
Dejesus will get a hit
its the lucky 7 spot in the order. No stress, Don’t worry be happy is his motto
by GobbleforCyoung on May 17, 2009 4:18 PM EDT reply actions
If we somehow wins this game
tejeda deserves major credit for keeping us within striking distance.
by RoyalsFanInBillings on May 17, 2009 4:18 PM EDT reply actions
agreed
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by ratherfantastic on May 17, 2009 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
where credit is due
As does Trey for pulling Luke early
Agreed again
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by ratherfantastic on May 17, 2009 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions
He didn't pitch THAT horrible
3.1 innings and 2 earned runs
by GobbleforCyoung on May 17, 2009 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions
his control was godawful
realistically speaking
baby steps
2 innings first start, 3.1 innings 2nd start. He should go 5 innings next start
by GobbleforCyoung on May 17, 2009 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
i'd send himi out there for the next inning
realistically speaking
give credit to the TreyDaddy for pulling Hoch at 70 pitches, too
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 17, 2009 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
i think trey had seen more than enough
he was not pleased
realistically speaking
So do you think Hoch goes back down to Omaha?
Or do they give him one more last chance up in the Bigs?
WTF, self?
i have a feeling it hinges on what bob mcclure says
but i would not be shocked to see him banished back to AAA
realistically speaking
It doesn't make sense
His confidence would be shot. No way he pitches as well as he did down there….Oliver Perez didn’t even get sent down. Luke has to face Major League hitters. It’s the only way he’ll develop, at the teams expense
by GobbleforCyoung on May 17, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
just dont udnerstand why teahen wasn't bunting
sigh
realistically speaking
Ooohhh nice play
let’s get one more run
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by ratherfantastic on May 17, 2009 4:20 PM EDT reply actions
bullpen
Chris Ray appearance….on to face Buck
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 17, 2009 4:20 PM EDT reply actions
I like the piano movers chances against walker.
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
Walter disagrees

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Crazy play at home with Mauer vs NYY........
ball hit off pitcher, Mauer runs out, fields it…..turns around and does a diving tag on Gardner who was trying ot score from 2nd.
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 17, 2009 4:22 PM EDT reply actions
i just was about to post that
spectacular
realistically speaking
I guess I'll catch that on web gems
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saved the game......it's tied up in the bottom of the 9th
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 17, 2009 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
pretty stupid play by gardner though
could have 1st and 3rd 1 out
realistically speaking
yep
ran through stop sign
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 17, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
come on buck, ray has been awful this year
realistically speaking
it's all up to willie gritball
realistically speaking
Buck walks
this thread needs more GRIT
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walk buck?
thanks Ray……….now it’s up to da G.R.I.T.A.B.U.L.O.U.S one
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 17, 2009 4:25 PM EDT reply actions
Bloomy being Bloomy

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 17, 2009 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Need to sneak something referring to grit in there
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by ratherfantastic on May 17, 2009 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions
good idea
i’ll file that one away for future use
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 17, 2009 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope
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willie fail
teahen costs us a run…. we will regret that
realistically speaking
We don't need that yet
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No...
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No, we can't get it back yet
The Tigers won. First place will have to be another day
Just called that a ball for buck, willie didnt get it though.
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
guess we'll find out when he comes back
realistically speaking
I think he is really hurt, everybody who plays in the WBC gets hurt.
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
How long until we see some LC's ads?
if Arthur Bryant’s is that low budget, who can imagine what LC’s would do
Can you see him in the dugout?
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by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Small sample size alert
Izturis is OPSing 1.071 vs LHP this season
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Mahay hope
He’s throws it at roughly 94mph
that’s some fast hope
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on May 17, 2009 4:32 PM EDT reply actions
whoa, sick play
good job old man
realistically speaking
Mahay usin the athleticism
pretty sure he would win the pitcher sprint race
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
not many people know this, but he was an OF in Boston once
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by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Epic win inning for Mahay
A-B-C 1-2-3
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tejeda is the MVP so far today
realistically speaking
Let's get some eggs and....... boil them
ughhhhhh
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CRAZY LADIES LATE NIGHT SNACKIN WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO
how about kill yourself
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billy earns himself another burger for that play

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 17, 2009 4:33 PM EDT reply actions
Actually that's chicken
……………..but who really cares? WOO!
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that commercial is for their western burger...didn't think it was chicken...
but whatevs
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 17, 2009 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Chicken or Beef
whatever that is made out of I wish I had it made into a pair of pants and thus get the same response from the ladies
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on May 17, 2009 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Really?
When I saw it it was for a chicken parmesian sandwich. Oh well.
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ALERT JOHN STOESSEL
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by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions
expected
Go Nuggets!
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?
i’m not watching that game
realistically speaking
lost the DH because he put down two 3Bs
meant to DHs Longoria. Sonnanstine had to hit
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by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions
but wait, sonnanstine went 1-3 with an rbi double?
when you’re going good…
realistically speaking
it's Maddon's hipster glasses
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by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions
awesomely original haircut from Ray
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Bring out the second tier rally animals.
Go Royals!
Here's my one (1) obligatory girly comment for the day:
Nick Markakis is pretty. Really, really pretty.
K, back to baseball and late-night snackin now.
WTF, self?
pretty in a "haha, what a pretty-boy" kind of way, or the "good" way?
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by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Have you ever been to Long Island?
We all look like that. It’s sort of metro. But not in a homosexual way. We got Tight Fades, even get our eye brows waxed. Italian, Irish, Greek, Jewish. All Dark.
it’s pretty funny, any time me and my friends go to a different part of the country, girls just dig us
by GobbleforCyoung on May 17, 2009 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, except I don't like guys who spend more time in front of the mirror
than I do. High-maintenance = NOT hot.
WTF, self?
yeah I've never been to KC, but I was in St Louis once.
I lost the accent living in upstate New York for several years and when I was out West in Cali/Zona, but my friends from HS that never left Long Island still have it.
I personally think they sound really stupid now, but if your into the NY accent you should def check it out
by GobbleforCyoung on May 17, 2009 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Ryan
“blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.”
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I'm really disappointed
Zack doesn’t get to hit/pitch against the Cardinals next weekend. I’d be more excited to see him hit
so do we have back up rally rallies?
is it time for those, or do you always want a fullfledge take the lead and stomp on their esophegous kinda rally
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on May 17, 2009 4:40 PM EDT reply actions
In other news
The Twins lost to the Yankees three straight games on walkoffs.
Hopefully this loss demoralizes them to a 100 loss season.
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
Yes...all the worst to the Twins. Hate the Twins.
by Clearly Ambiguous on May 17, 2009 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Intentional Walk to face the JoGUE man
BIG MISTAKE BIG MISTAKE
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
JoeGui's PISSED
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fsn trivia......highest draft pick?
appier
macdougal
granger
greinke……………
my vote was granger
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 17, 2009 4:42 PM EDT reply actions
this is way dumber than last night's walk
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Walking Jacobs to get to Guillen?
Someone want to explain?
platoon advantage is probably the thinking
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by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions
it was, then he called a ball in the same spot
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
there he made up for it, ball 2 was a strike
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June 16 and 17 and 18
AJ Hinch returns to KC with the Diamondbacks!
Don’t ask me way they keep bring the fucking Diamondbacks into KC, and they haven’t had the Cubs play in Kauffman Stadium in a decade.
He had a blowup in the dugout with their pitcher
Solid leadership. They are catering to those young guys so much it is effecting guys who are actually doin alright like Doug Davis
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
he's not off to a good start out there
seems to be a lot of unrest with the players/coaches about him getting the head job
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 17, 2009 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Walk!
I don’t know if I should be happy or sad
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just one measly single
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Aaaand, Beastie Boys playing in The K.
Excellent.
WTF, self?
by minda33 on May 17, 2009 4:45 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
GOD DAMMIT TEAHEN
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Why doesn't Teahen run out balls like that?
I know you guys get on JoGui and Jacobs for jogging down the 1B line, but Teahen was doing the same thing and I’ve seen him do that quite a few times.
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- P. Earth explodes
epic fail
5 stranded in the last 2 innings? we are really pushing our luck, i don’t feel good about this
realistically speaking
ugh marky.. thats why we need gordon in there.
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
And by lineout, I mean shot up the middle
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Cue "Gordon sucks" comment
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That is like saying "cue 2+2 = 4 comment"
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- P. Earth explodes
Walking Guillen was a smart move
on their part
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we are just trying to lose this game -_-
realistically speaking
I definitely didn't plan on seein Joguis OBP higher than .400 after say
the first game of the season
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
or Willie Bloomquist's or Craig Counsell's, for that matter
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by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions
well that's not good
……….
realistically speaking
pretty boy reached base
now you can stare at him more Minda
by GobbleforCyoung on May 17, 2009 4:49 PM EDT reply actions
Great comment. That shouldve been left out earlier. Gross.
by 2LegittoShit on May 17, 2009 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, guys can post pics and drool over hot girls,
but god forbid a woman ever think a guy is attractive.
WTF, self?
by minda33 on May 17, 2009 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
fasho
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by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions
(just don't smile while you do it)
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by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions
search thread for "Sonnanstine"
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by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions
look above..........
maddon filled out wrong lineup card, pitcher had to bat
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 17, 2009 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions
strand 5 in the last 2, let their leadoff guy reach on an error
weeeeeeeeeee
realistically speaking
Oh lord.
Juan Cruz pitches for the 420,296th straight day.
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
in comes Cruz
get out of this jam
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 17, 2009 4:50 PM EDT reply actions
groan
Mahay had his good inning. It’s Kruz time
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base hit number 8293823 to fall in short right field
realistically speaking
dont' worry, all he has to do is OBP .400 for the season to break even
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by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions
We really need to clamp this one down. This one would REALLY hurt.
by Clearly Ambiguous on May 17, 2009 4:51 PM EDT reply actions
yeah as opposed to the last 7
realistically speaking
Mora/Reminhold/Wigginton
not exactly Murderer’s Row
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Minors update:
Omaha: Lenny DiNardo lost his shutout in the 6th on a triple followed by a sac fly. 7-1 Omaha after 6 innings.
NWArk: plays tonight, Dan Cortes to start.
WTF, self?
wait, shouldn't you be at work?
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by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Cruzin' Along
You can’t touch this
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Credit Ramen
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so again
why the hell was bloomquist starting at SS today over luis hernandez? offensively they are the same player, and one is a good defensive SS so….
realistically speaking
Hernandez is as bad or worse than TPJ with the bat
and his glove is average, at best
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by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe he just didn't use Soria in those situations
Because he has been injured all year, and they were just hiding it from us and hoping he’d work his way out of it?
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I was just thinking that myself
But will he only do that because he’s short on relievers he trusts?
thank yo umora, you suck
1 more out
realistically speaking
Ryan... one down three to go, heh fail.
Go Royals!
DRINK
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inning should be over, we should have the lead
thank you willie fucking suck
realistically speaking
don't forget Buck's error and passed ball
plus callaspo’s great d
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 17, 2009 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions
defense have basically handed dthem this game
realistically speaking
i didn't see the DP because I was watching Markakis' butt while he was running home.
by Clearly Ambiguous on May 17, 2009 4:57 PM EDT reply actions
gee guys
wish we could have scored one of those 5 runners we stranded in the last 2 innings
realistically speaking
Good grief, these errors are killing us
How soon can TPJ come back?
(actually, he wasn’t all that great in the field either, I don’t think. But that’s his rep.)
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cruz only threw 8 pitches
realistically speaking
Tied, but it could be worse. Let’s get another rally cookin!
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yeah lets try to get more runs than errors!
realistically speaking
lmfao
“theres no lol in HIV”
THAT IS MARKETED IN A WAY THAT MAKES ME WANT TO USE A CONDOM IN THE FUTURE
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
how many big fly's is that for kila so far this season?
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
Fernando! The Magic of the Mighty Alpaca is needed!
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
just got in from the golf course,
what the fuck with 4 errors?
If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.
your IF consists of Callaspo, Bloomy, Teahen, Butler, and Buck
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 17, 2009 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions
when Billy Butler is clearly the best defender at his position
well, ’nuf said
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by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions
cliffnotes:
luke had no control, defense was even worse, tejeda and mahay and cruz pitched well, defense f’d mahay, game tied, we have stranded 5 runners in the past 2 innings
realistically speaking
great, now they put in a good pitcher
good thing we couldn’t score against chris ray
/beats dead horse
realistically speaking
Greek God:
Markakis has been described as being a strong mix of athleticism, power, and speed, by Yahoo Major League Baseball. He is also described as an awesome defender.2
hahaah – Wikipedia is so stupid sometimes
by GobbleforCyoung on May 17, 2009 5:01 PM EDT reply actions
HEY, YOU!
WIPE THAT SHIT EATING GRIN OFF YOUR FACE!!! IF YOU WERE A LITTLE STRONGER THAT WOULDVE BEEN A HR!!!!
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
good job DDJ
Please don’t give away an out with a bunt. The bottom of the order can’t be trusted for a sac fly
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
i trust willie to put it in play
or something
realistically speaking
DDJ
Slow steady climb of redemption
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if he would have just had a worse slump later, the geniuses wouldn't have noticed
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by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions
plz woo inside d apakers maybe?
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 17, 2009 5:03 PM EDT reply actions
wow...great typing....
no inside da’ parker………but thanks pie for that triple
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baltimore paying us back with great defense of their own
credit goes to Rally Alpaca of course
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 17, 2009 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Did DDJ really get that late a jump after the miss?
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
cruz only threw 8 pitches, but i'd be alright with that actually. Farnsy looks somewhat improved.
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
I love Dejesus batting 7th
What happens when Gordon comes back
by GobbleforCyoung on May 17, 2009 5:04 PM EDT reply actions
Trey is worried with only two lefties in a row! Needs a third to make the Hillman special work
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by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Fear the Alpaca!!
Chaim Mattis Keller New York City's # 1 Royals fan!
get the run in willie
do your grit thing
realistically speaking
DDJ is now OPSing .891 vs. RHP
for the season
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oh you and your silly little numbers
Hopefully he starts hittin lefties at his normal clip soon
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
yeah, -- still real early
check out JoGui’s reverse split!
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by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions
fasho
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by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail
jesus 2-0 pitch too
realistically speaking
"you were thinking with your GRITstick willie!"

by Official Arrowhead Pride Parade on May 17, 2009 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Excellent
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Yeah, we have another C
And that would have helped with a sac fly/ground out/bunt chance
Yay!!!

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Happy snake is displeased
but is very pleased by that Gritty bunt!
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where are its teeth?
looks very tame
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No clue
but I don’t care what people think, I love that pic
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didn't have flouridated water growing up
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by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Buck is pumped
He got to run over someone for once
squuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeezeeeeeeeeeeeee
The first squeeze Trey Daddy has ever called, i believe.
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Payed LSB that loan?
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nope....i wonder if they've realized it's missing from their Rally Zoo
they’re on a hot streak so they can be easily distracted from guarding their barns
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I guess I'll borrow another one they don't need at the moment

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FUCK
Tinypic fail, that’s much bigger than expected
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more accurately, I suspect, the first one that succeeded
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by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions
i don't think he's ever tried one
i don’t remember it at all last year
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 17, 2009 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice Squeeze. Bunts are good there but normally no
I’d let Coco squeeze but no one else
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
Troy Percival is going to kill my fantasy team
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
Theses defenses are putting on a clinic in the same way the pitchers did last night
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Gameday's locked
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Hit and Run
or Straight steal good work Trey
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
Is it just me or is it simply hot and cold with this team? Now they look great but earlier looked like a abortion
you have to realize the orioles are a bad team
it doesn’t mean we’re good
realistically speaking
Yeah, but we took series from
the Blue Jays beforehand. Then the Mariners, and then we hit a cold spell.
Assuming we win this game, we come away with a split – heading in the right direction again.
Chaim Mattis Keller New York City's # 1 Royals fan!
The Mariners suck
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by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions
i will say though
we have been the only team to really do a number on toronto this season
realistically speaking
yeah
not to be down on the Royals, but the Jays are way over their heads, and the Royals 1-2-3 (Meche gut hurt or something) hit their three worst pitchers
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by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions
That's baseball
Keep in mind, we’ve had 4 errors today but that’s ok because we’re winning, etc
I bet 99% of all fans would say that about their teams
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by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions
1/3 of the players in the league have played for Frank at some point in their career
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
Love Butler!
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Definitely
Now I’d like DDJ to get back on track- then I really like the Crisp-DDJ-Butler 1-2-3
DDJs been hitting RHP all year long
all his troubles have been vs LHP
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by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions
true, small sample, etc.
I mean that there’s never been a reason to drop him to 6/7 against RHP
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by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I was holdin this one for his Last AB but that will work now
RIBEYE FOR BILLY
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
F--ing Gameday!
I assume Billy had a hit?
Probably because he got demoted earlier when he was in the slump!
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
didn't Callaspo have a reputation
of being extremely hard to strike out? Seems he K’s every other at-bat lately.
Chaim Mattis Keller New York City's # 1 Royals fan!
part of his evolution to a doubles hitter
i say this sarcastically, but it might have some truth
realistically speaking
been watching lots of tapes of Jack Cust
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Jacobs is PISSED
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Trey is coaching to go for the throat today. I like it. Cruz needs to stay in.
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Who's closing?
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Wright
he needs the work
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Moment of truth
can someone other than the Mexicutioner save a game for this team?
Actually, if it’s Cruz, he’d get the win, wouldn’t he?
Chaim Mattis Keller New York City's # 1 Royals fan!
DAMN YOU GUYS
You keep posting pictures of the pictures of a Baconator… there is only so much I can take.
I’m going to Wendys after the game. Damn.
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
pictures of the pictures...
Can you tell I’m really hungry right now?
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
Think you can spend $11 at Wendy's?
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions
dollar menu challenege
realistically speaking
Dont know if you re a health buff but get ready to enjoy 61 g of fat 23 of which are saturated. They are delicious though
by 2LegittoShit on May 17, 2009 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm tempted
I LOVE stuff like that — Bacon, Beef, all good…
but it just looks like too much, even for me
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions
The sauce is what
pushes the taste meter over the edge. At least I think it is sauce.
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
let's do this guys!!!!!!!!

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 17, 2009 5:20 PM EDT reply actions
Does anyone recall what Brian Bass wrote on his hat that got him trouble with the royals??
by Clearly Ambiguous on May 17, 2009 5:20 PM EDT reply actions
Wal-Mart Sucks
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I have no idea, but it would be awesome
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions
"a good source to look up batting average and rbi counts"
realistically speaking
I think that might actually make him stupider than we thought
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 17, 2009 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions
FSN trivia answer: Jeff granger
i’ve got two in a row! yay.
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 17, 2009 5:21 PM EDT reply actions
Strike him out Kruz
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by ratherfantastic on May 17, 2009 5:22 PM EDT reply actions
Called it!
Love me some Cruz Control!
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by ratherfantastic on May 17, 2009 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions
wow, nice 2-0 comeback
ballgame, suddenly we’ve won 2 out of 3
realistically speaking
Woo!
I’m not happy but I’m satisfied with a split
while it is a sweet win
it sucks that hochevar was awful again
realistically speaking
Trey made some nice desicions though
that was nice
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by ratherfantastic on May 17, 2009 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions
i want to say he gets 1 more start
i dono though
realistically speaking
as I cool off from my earlier thoughts on Hoch...I think he gets one more start.
by Clearly Ambiguous on May 17, 2009 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions
and if he sucks then?
"Well, if we destroy Kansas the world may not hear about it for years." Blofeld
The General Theory of Royaltivity
if he goes back to Omaha
and does good again, is he then trade bait? Or late year call up or what?
"Well, if we destroy Kansas the world may not hear about it for years." Blofeld
The General Theory of Royaltivity
Good question...
What more can he really do at Omaha? Thats what makes this so frustrating. Maybe to the pen, and the release of Ponson finally happens…
by Clearly Ambiguous on May 17, 2009 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions
How would moving Hoch to the pen lead to a release of Ponson?
Who would replace Hoch in the rotation, then?
WTF, self?
For me? Lenny DiNardo. You get a lefty in the rotation who has some experience.
Now…I say that hoping that Hoch becomes the pitcher we hope….
by Clearly Ambiguous on May 17, 2009 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions
33 innings...30 hits....5 walks and 23K's...1.06 whip. It may be time.
by Clearly Ambiguous on May 17, 2009 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions
OK, I can buy that, but
I’d still like some insurance. I don’t see this as the right time to release Ponson at all – and I’m not a Ponson fan…
WTF, self?
I would agree...when it comes to overall depth..however,
i’m pretty certain that Ponson hasn’t been good, and we have seen the best of him. Again..I hope I’m wrong, but I just don’t see that as a good kind of depth. He’s just not good.
by Clearly Ambiguous on May 17, 2009 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions
5.2 IP, 1H, 1BB, 4K
bullpen = MVP
realistically speaking
Very nice comeback. Hoping Banny shows up tomorrow and we can get to Lee.
We need to build on this.
by Clearly Ambiguous on May 17, 2009 5:28 PM EDT reply actions
I know it's hard to believe
but I wish mlb.tv would show the post game stuff so I could see Joel blabber on with Quirk.
"Well, if we destroy Kansas the world may not hear about it for years." Blofeld
The General Theory of Royaltivity
well, I've never seen it at all
So, I guess that’s good then! I can feel good continuing to miss it.
"Well, if we destroy Kansas the world may not hear about it for years." Blofeld
The General Theory of Royaltivity


























