George Brett Does Not Care for Your Opinion on the Royals
For some reason the NBC affiliate in KC (KSHB NBC Action News) talked to George Brett about, well, something today, and the Hall of Famer wasn't happy. Hence the always awesome "He's Had Enough" caption under his picture.
Of course, Kansas City has long been known as one of the most vicious media environments in the world, leading in part to the extremely short tenures of Royal managers such as Tony Muser. Muser, famously, was let go after just 748 games as the skipper in KC. For most sports figures in Kansas City, its something of a rite of passage to be ripped to shreds, often in a deeply demoralizing, extremely personaly manner, by the saber-toothed local columnist Joe Posnanski.
The sad thing is, my lifelong dream had always been to approach George Brett on a golf course, mention my blog, and start criticizing Trey Hillman.
Time for Plan B, writing a musical about fishing for gar based on the music of Steely Dan.
In other news, if you've never written a television show, you can't complain about what you see on the tube, and if you've never been hired as a chef, you can't offer an opinion on your dinner at Applebee's.
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In his defense
Kevin Kietzman and Jack Harry really are idiots
by raefzilla on May 18, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
it looks like they edited out like half of the list of names he was running through...
by royalsreview on May 18, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure he didn't call out Leon Liebl
Seriously, I’ve lived here for 20 years, and I have never heard of Leon Liebl.
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by RoyalsRetro on May 19, 2009 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
awesome rant
I couldn’t agree more with him, although to do it on TV wasn’t probably best.
I hereby resign from this post.
by Home Run Tony Cogan on May 18, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Is it me, or does Brett facially resemble Barry Switzer more and more every year?
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by devil_fingers on May 18, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yea...
the little head duck with the sarcastic smile at the end… scary
by royalsreview on May 18, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder who's ingested more alcohol in his lifetime?
I have to say this clip reminds me of every boneheaded rant by a coach/scoutmaster/dumb ex-jock I’ve ever heard.
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by devil_fingers on May 18, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
which is why I wonder if the question was particularly dickish or something...
he went from 0 to 60 pretty fast there
by royalsreview on May 19, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i dunno, all that cocaine can make a guy pretty touchy
on the other hand, it’s sort of sad that he’s getting borderline “crazy old man” treatment from the broadcasters.
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by devil_fingers on May 19, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was probably having a crappy day on the course
got asked a few leading questions about how bad Trey Hillman is, and just snapped. It’s known to happen.
by AxDxMx on May 19, 2009 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kind of looked like a cross between Jack Nicholson and Randy "Macho Man" Savage
"If a tie is like kissing your sister, then losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out." -- George Brett
by u l washington's toothpick on May 18, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
+1
His “I’m getting sick and tired of it” as he winds down with that smirk on his face was pretty classic
by WanderingWanderer on May 19, 2009 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look at those #$@*%&! pants!!
That’s epic.
by Danno11 on May 18, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Must have had a rough hole
zack greinke for cy young
by LimaTime10 on May 18, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
based on the mega sharts
the hole ain’t rough, it’s loose enough to be good for about two ruined pairs of trousers per year.
Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.
by BillyMojo on May 19, 2009 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was a charity Royals golf event
that’s why he was asked the questions
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
by kcscoliny on May 18, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I wonder how many boring questions led into this
or what the actual question was… all you see is an irate answer
by royalsreview on May 18, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder ho wmany drinks he had prior to that interview
also, kevin kietzman is f’ing retarded
realistically speaking
by slayor on May 18, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
did someone go off on Hillman over the weekend?
I didn’t notice anything or hear anything???
What happened?
by royalsreview on May 18, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
George is just behind enough
that he he just got around to reading all the post-Opening Day comments here
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by devil_fingers on May 18, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow....
I, like probably everyone here, am a huge fan of George Brett. However, this is a bit much. It is the right of the fans and media to question moves that are dumb. And…so, since we are used to losing for some many “F’ng years” doesn’t that give us more the right to get excited and critical when we have a shot??
I’m going out on a limb and guess this was about hole 15 and the cooler on the back of the cart was empty. I’m hoping so anyway.
I guess we need more context to this to see what prompted this…and, there is no doubt that George is notorious for his rants (see youtube story about Vegas). And..we have always historically loved them. But..this isn’t right.
I’m not Kietzman fan either, and I did have G Brett on the back of all of my baseball cards under “favorite player”. However, the sarcasm of this original post by Royals Review is freaking fantastic. Odd timing also to say the least…
by MasterShake on May 18, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
"Do you want answers?"
“I think I’m entitled to them.”
“Do you want ANSWERS??”
“I want the TRUTH!!!”
“YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!! The truth is son, we live in a world that has 30 Major League Baseball teams. Who’s gonna manage them? YOU?? You, Kevin Kietzman? I don’t think so. Managers have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for the Royals, and you curse Trey Hillman. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Trey’s bullpen management, while a little goofy, probably saved runs. And my pants, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, probably save me a few strokes each round. You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you don’t talk about at parties, you want Trey in that dugout, you need Trey in that dugout. We use words like true, blue, tradition. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very baseball management that Trey provides, and then questions the manner in which he provides it. We would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a lineup card, and argue an umpire’s call. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you are entitled to!!!”

"Now…put that in your [BLEEP]ing pipe and smoke it." -Hal McRae
"I was doing this when BJ was in his father's nutsack." -Renzo Gracie
by Sweep_the_Leg on May 18, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions 18 recs
Oh....My....God....
BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by MasterShake on May 18, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please forward this to GB
I've got crazy flipper fingers!
by labbadabba on May 18, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is absolutely tremendous!!
great work Sweep.
"Well, if we destroy Kansas the world may not hear about it for years." Blofeld
The General Theory of Royaltivity
by kabrink on May 18, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought there was a lot of Jack inspiration in that rant...
Jack Daniels, jack and coke…..
That whole whispering bit was a little over the top.
by Bart41 on May 19, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rec'd
just Rec’d-ly sweet
wow!
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on May 19, 2009 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cards fan over here from Viva El Birdos
This might just be the funniest thing I’ve seen on an SB Nation blog.
by BTown Birds fan on May 19, 2009 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brilliant!
Bringing the optimism to Royals Review, it's...
by ratherfantastic on May 19, 2009 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well,
it’s a good thing nobody said anything bad about his good bud Rush Limbaugh or George really would have gotten pissed! This is a combo of funny-sad. Brett was obviously a brilliant player and usually is quite comfortable around the local press. He worked for 810 for several years and I never heard anyone there say anything bad about him. Guess the brewski’s and a bad round just got to him.
by hunter s. royal on May 18, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if he applies this advice to his old buddy Rush
Rush Limbaugh has never been elected to public office, so therefore he should not be allowed to criticze Nancy Pelosi or Barack Obama!!!111
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by RoyalsRetro on May 19, 2009 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
He has been elected
King of the Morons, hadnt you heard?
BOOM! ROASTED!
by GoBabies!! on May 19, 2009 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was going to make a joke about taking his anger out on the media instead of his tanning salon attendent
but this is much better
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by devil_fingers on May 18, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You forgot
“You can’t vote if you haven’t held the political office you’re voting for.”
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by devil_fingers on May 18, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Countdown to Posnanski column.in ..
but before the countdown, will this be a JoPo column that
a) gently criticizes Brett for his rant a bit, then goes into a long, “contextalizing” excuse explanation of why Brett might have felt the way he did when he made this remarks (Cf. evry column he’s written about Pete Rose the last 1 1/2 years), or
b) firmly assures readers he’s a big George Brett fan, enjoys listening to him talk, that he wsa better than Mike Schmidt and especially Derek Jeter (did you know Jeter isn’t very good at defense?), maybe not quite as good as Pete Rose, but maybe in some ways they were alike, because they shared the same competitive fire (hey, there’s this book coming out…), and Brett has a point about talk radio, but despite all this, he thinks maybe, just maybe, Brett is being every so slighlty bit unfair to some of the legitimate criticisms that might be occasionally leveled at Hillman.
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by devil_fingers on May 18, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
3... 2... 1...
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by devil_fingers on May 18, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
who was Rose playing for in the 70s?
also, where did Poz grow up?
by royalsreview on May 19, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know it's irrational
but somehow, Poz’s defenses of Rose make me hate Rose all that much more
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by devil_fingers on May 19, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"hate" not being quite the right word
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by devil_fingers on May 19, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
not strong enough, right?
"Well, if we destroy Kansas the world may not hear about it for years." Blofeld
The General Theory of Royaltivity
by kabrink on May 19, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha...
you’d think, given my visceral and immediate reaction
I’m not a hippy-drippy guy and all that, I just find “hate” to be a really strong word, especially for someone I’ve never met or never will meet. Rose just pisses me off.
The irony is compounded because I love Poz’s writing, and usually agree with him about stuff (and love his writing even when I don’t agree with him).
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by devil_fingers on May 19, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pos grew up in Cincinnati I believe
Or somewhere in Ohio. He was a Indians fan, but also liked the Big Red Machine.
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by RoyalsRetro on May 19, 2009 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think that was the joke
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by devil_fingers on May 19, 2009 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me not read well 2day
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by RoyalsRetro on May 19, 2009 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
UM...
http://joeposnanski.com/JoeBlog/2009/05/19/bleep-you-believe-me/
If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.
by Warden11 on May 19, 2009 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i actually think Poz's post was pretty well done
i could do without the continued * overuse, but that’s for another day and another post (and another blog?).
Poz is in a no-win situation here; it’s like d_f said, either way he seems soft on GB. as embarrassing as GB was for those 45 seconds, he can’t really come down on him. but i generally agree with what GB was saying, and it’s fair of him to acknowledge that the criticism from the peanut gallery gets old. and i think Poz did a pretty good job of boiling that down without being too soft, making excuses, seeming like a shill, etc.
by benfunke on May 19, 2009 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love it!
Absolutely love it. I love that he’s calling out the idiots on the radio where no one else really can and maintain credibility. Preach on brother George.
I've got crazy flipper fingers!
by labbadabba on May 18, 2009 11:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'll defend George for a second...
We have NO IDEA how the question, or even WHAT question the reporter asked.
For all we know, he could have said any of the following…
“Don’t you feel like a fucking idiot in those pants? What do you think Trey Hillman was thinking when he gave them to you?”
“Nice putt Nancy. Hard to make it when it doesn’t get to the hole. What do you think about the controversial moves made by Trey HIllman?”
“Hey George, Tom Watson just called. He wants to know when you caught the yips from him. Any thoughts on Trey?
“This Golf Tournament is benefiting ALS. I wish Trey HIllman would contract ALS so someone who is not a retard could manage this club. Care to comment?”
“Kevin Kietzman, Jack Harry, and that douche on 610 recently suggested that Trey Hillman injected you in the buttocks with steroids. Care to comment?”
BOOM! ROASTED!
by GoBabies!! on May 18, 2009 11:34 PM EDT reply actions 8 recs
I shouldn't laugh at the ALS joke
But I did.
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by RoyalsRetro on May 19, 2009 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This leads credence to the theory
That Trey Hillman is the front man for the Dayton Moore, George Brett Trey HIllman triumvirate that the three headed field manager of this team. He looked like he took the attacks on Hillman personally, which to me is OK,. There are worse things than having George Brett having real power behind the scenes in what happens on the field. What, do you want Bob Boone, Tony Muser or Buddy Bell being the sole decison maker out there…I didn’t think so!
by Olentangy on May 18, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i was nodding by the time you got to triumvirate
by royalsreview on May 19, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah me too
and I think it’s been going on for more years than a lot of people realize, not just with Dayton.
Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.
by BillyMojo on May 19, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
not mocking or anything
just curious:
are you guys serious about suspecting this?
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by devil_fingers on May 19, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.
by BillyMojo on May 19, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What I mean is
I wouldn’t doubt a bit that some of the calls that get made on here calling out Hillman are actually duplicated before they are put up here by GMDM and GB and maybe even some others. So not to say that Hillman is a puppet so much during a live game, but if his bosses think he fucks up I would be that he would hear it from them. And, note that I said “calls that get made on here” and not “bitches about Hillman on Sports Radio”. There are a good number of more intelligent discussions in this forum.
Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.
by BillyMojo on May 19, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
typos. I'm at work and busy as hell like always.
Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.
by BillyMojo on May 19, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and now
I was listening to Frank White on Khris and Kowboy’s show while driving home this afternoon; and he did in fact say that decisions get made by committee pre-game re: Bob McClure and Dayton having conferences with Trey about who’s ready and not ready to pitch, and the like. However in a completely different and in my opinion good way, management-wise.
Biggest difference that Frank brought up was that in general GB is thinking like a player (naturally) and the rest of us as fans and media-geeks are not thinking like players. Point being that the players and the management are not wasting a lot of time scrutinizing the errors and criticizing the same errors days and days later; they on the other hand must learn from them quickly and apply the solutions for the next game. The moment has already happened, it’s in the past. The moments to happen in the future are the moments that they can do something about, so that’s what they focus on.
I can see that point.
Maybe that’s what the beer-goggled GB was emphasizing in pointing out that KK, JH, RT, et al “don’t know what they’re talking about” albeit pretty much true for the names he called out. Especially when comparing them to several of the more lucidly expressed thoughts I see from some of the posts on here from once again Devil_Fingers, Will, nwroyal, NYRoyal, et al (I’ve said it before so I won’t drag it out any further.)
Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.
by BillyMojo on May 19, 2009 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Joe Fucking Torre put Kyle Farnsworth in to face Jim Thome
I’d explode, too.
Also, I’d like to know how many columnist/radio personality jobs Brett has interviewed for. IM SICK OF AND TIRED OF LISTENING TO IT, OKAY?
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
by JobDDT on May 19, 2009 2:32 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
"As colorful as his pants"
Has KSHB been watching George’s other youtube outtakes?
by Official Arrowhead Pride Parade on May 19, 2009 2:38 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Any good recommendations for other outtakes?
by Your_Moms_Boyfriend on May 19, 2009 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is this really so unknown that this joke doesn't get rec'd (or is it just not that funny)
The pants sh*tting story, screw you St. Louis Ozzie Smith doesn’t have stories like this.
Really priceless.
by Official Arrowhead Pride Parade on May 19, 2009 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
batting titles in three separate decades = $Millions
World Series Championship = $More Millions
MLB HOF Class of 1999 = priceless
Larger than life personality who can tell stories about shitting his pants knowing it will be repeated in a national format and not giving a fat rat’s ass =
screw you St. Louis Ozzie Smith doesn’t have stories like this.
Really priceless.
Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.
by BillyMojo on May 19, 2009 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not really a valid comparison
Judge Smails’ outfit is way more conservative and subdued than Brett’s.
by Professor Chaos on May 19, 2009 5:51 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice pants! If you buy a pair like that you should get a free bowl of soup!
Oh, looks good on you though!
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by RoyalsRetro on May 19, 2009 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sweep went with "A Few Good Men"
it reminded more of this Jack:

If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.
by Warden11 on May 19, 2009 6:38 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The Border Patrol and is getting ready to play this,
might be a long day for George.
If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.
by Warden11 on May 19, 2009 7:09 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Why does anyone listen to KK?
I am no fan of Trey Hillman and firmly believe that he will not lead the Royals to where we all want them to be. So I don’t agree with that part of the rant. But much of the ‘media’ in this town is truly pathetic. Kevin Keitzman is the worst by far he always seems irritated or angry and some times just not very bright. He is the National Enquirer of local sports programming. Other than being a part owner of WHB I can’t understand why he is on the air. Soren Petro’s show is the best as far as intelligent and thoughtful conversation.
by Royalfan on May 19, 2009 8:39 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Petro really is good
Keitzman can be OK at times, but those times are growing fewer and further between. 5-6 years ago his show was good. I still listen occasionally…I like Klinksdale & Lebo, but you are right, KK has become a cartoon of himself. He’ll take the opposite side of the majority on just about everything, just to rant about something.
BOOM! ROASTED!
by GoBabies!! on May 19, 2009 9:08 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
I listen to Soren til 2, then its NPR time. KK just loves making mountains out of molehills. And its pretty clear his knowledge of baseball is pretty superficial. Someone called in asking about what minor leaguers could get promoted and contribute this year and you could hear crickets when it was KK’s turn to respond. I think the only name he uttered was “Dan Cortes”.
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by RoyalsRetro on May 19, 2009 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
An omission in your post:
In other news, if you’ve never written a television show, you can’t complain in a public forum, vociferously and idiotically about what you see on the tube and expect to be treated civilly by the creators, and if you’ve never been hired as a chef, you can’t offer an opinion in a public forum on your dinner at Applebee’s and expected to be praised for your fine palate by the chef.
I mean, who’s fooling who? Yes, radio and TV and internet communities have every right to be critical of athletes/coaches/GMs but you can’t expect the people they’re critical of to then respect their own critics. Or say nice things about them.
by billexgordler on May 19, 2009 8:49 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
well...
1) Keitzman wasn’t asking him questions in the clip
2) the bulk of his argument was the standard “they are outsiders, they don’t know the game” argument
by royalsreview on May 19, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and once again I repeat
A good number of the media geeks will herd together and protect each other even if they are working for competing outfits. When they have the microphones and recording devices, they are on the offense, and they always have home-field advantage. Don’t forget any event can be exploited for what ever wag-the-dog effect they want to achieve. GB knows that fact too; he has to know that. but apparently he doesn’t give a fuck about that either. I love it!
Really wish they would have left the questions in, so we could have a better idea of the entire context of the rant, but my statement above is the natural order of things so we will never know for sure.
Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.
by BillyMojo on May 19, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stopped reading after "media geeks"
George, is that you?
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
by JobDDT on May 19, 2009 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The saber-toothed Joe Posnanski
That is great. The ferocity of the Kansas City media. Gotta love George. I’m sure something was said to set him off.
Hillman takes a lot of flac and it’s hard to blame him for the team not hitting, but the guy makes some weird decisions. He won’t use L/R splits for pitching, but will turn the batting order upsidedown for a lefty starter. Doesn’t make sense. But hey, if he keeps winning then whatever.
by TampaRoyal on May 19, 2009 10:02 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You made Think Factory
I know you have before, but it’s still cool. CHeck the comments — one guy thought you were serious about Muser, Poz, etc.
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by devil_fingers on May 19, 2009 10:16 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
and the radio station I listen to
is running a contest on counting the bleeps in George Brett’s “s—t my pants” video for concert tickets
by BHWick on May 19, 2009 10:26 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Sweet golf swing but it looked like he had too much pine tar...
BADA BOOM! Sorry, it was going to be bad, but it’s really bad following the brilliance of the Few Good Men gag.
by Royal Revival on May 19, 2009 10:31 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I just watched Brett's story on Youtube for the first time...wow...
I can’t believe he was my boyhood idol…now he’s just a classic tragic hero, fatal flaw and all. Actually, I can tell I just don’t like him as a person…oh well…a sad day for me…(cue Don Henley’s “End of the Innocence”).
He seems really annoying at camp too. Maybe that’s why young guys like Gordon are not emerging as “the next Brett,” b/c to them it means becoming some annoying old man who hangs out at Spring Training telling shit stories.
by Royal Revival on May 19, 2009 10:46 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Meh
We should all realize that athletes off the field aren’t going to match our expectations on the field. And this doesn’t mean George is necessarily a jerk or anything, just that he doesn’t care for the criticism and drops a few f-bombs.
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by RoyalsRetro on May 19, 2009 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brett's a cool guy, interacted with him when I waited/bartended on the Plaza
I just see this as him being extremely intense. I don’t see anything wrong with that. The great competitors hate losing more than they like winning, as Muser would say, a little more Tequila a little less Milk and Cookies, I’m all for a little blow up every once in a while. As a manager you would be suprised how effective it can be.
And yes I own and manage my own business so yes I have experience at this.
by Your_Moms_Boyfriend on May 19, 2009 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brett could go on a six-sate, roid-, coke-, and vodka-fuled killing spree, shitting himself the whole way, and he would still be most most favoritest athlete ever, and I don’t care what you say and I’m not listening la la la la la la la la la
Rangers, Royals, Raiders, Knicks...the man loves a winner.
by self loather on May 19, 2009 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
The man hit .390 and beat the Yankees!!!
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by RoyalsRetro on May 19, 2009 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My Story
It was about 2002-3 I had the luck of my gf’s dad stumbling on some royals crown seats. We were pumped, we were so close to the field and the royals dugout not to mention the waitress with all the free food you wanted. it was about the second or third inning when the rain started, I was sitting behind that piece of shit Bill Mass, he stared at me a few times fairly hard like he was mad or something. But we went to the underground and waited out the rain, meanwhile i notice Brett across the room, I was stunned it was a rain delay and I’m waitin in the same place as brett. I’m never star struck or really give a shit about autographs but I had a program with his all time stats on a page. So I debated and waited and waited and finally said I would ask him to sign it. Don’t ever make that mistake, He was really short and didn’t look at me or even really acknowledge me, he just scribbled and drank basically at the same time. So a word of advice, if he is a “Idol” to you I would keep that memory in your head and never speak to the man.
by ZachMartin2 on May 19, 2009 11:34 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Are you kidding?
These days, it’s incredible for any baseball player of note to sign an autograph at all outside of paid appearances. If he did it at all, no matter how absent-mindedly, he’s a cut above a large number of his peers.
Chaim Mattis Keller New York City's # 1 Royals fan!
by cmkeller on May 19, 2009 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's a day-and-age thing
Back in the “Day” (pre e-bay and greed) When I was of the “Age” autographs were given away “like candy” but then all the guys living in their mother’s basements took over and started making money off sports memorabilia. Then it went to hell unless you’re like seven years old, and even seven-year old’s are getting jaded to the point of giving a shit less about autographs unless they have to buy a ticket and stand in line to get it.
It’s a by-gone era.
Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.
by BillyMojo on May 19, 2009 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, a lot of them will straight up refuse
And if you went up to Brett at the wrong time, like when he’s pissed off about a rain delay and half to fully drunk, and just asked for an autograph without trying to engage him in coversation, yeah, I think I’d give you the same treatment.
by AxDxMx on May 19, 2009 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I figured you guys would be negative
He wasn’t pissed about a rain delay, I would be a little annoyed at times to if I was Brett. But not at the K (where royals fans are). He didn’t just big time me, he big timed everybody. I did try and ask him some stuff but he wasnt having any of it.
But I think I’m going to ask you guys personally about everything that comes up in my life first. Therefore I can avoid situations like this.
by ZachMartin2 on May 19, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wasn't trying to piss you off there
Just meant that I think it might get kind of old for George sometimes and I wouldn’t really want to put up with it either. That being said, he is the most recognizable face of the Royals and probably should have treated you a little better. I probably would have tried for an autograph too. Although, if he was alone, the way to clinch his happiness (thereby ensuring your own) would have been, “hey George, can I buy you another of whatever your drinking?” :)
by AxDxMx on May 20, 2009 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
agree with Retro, but YMB, he doesn't seem very cool...
F-bombs are great, and so is the occasional fecal-oriented anecdote. I am guilty of both. I think the golf interview is pretty funny, and I could care less about the local KC sports radio/news fiefdom, but the Youtube story caught me off-guard, that’s what I was referring to. I know all these guys are human but dude, TMI. It was less about the story but more the fact that he just seemed kind of annoying, even to the guys around him.
Retro, I know that no sports hero is going to live up to the sort of romanticized on-field persona/character we perceive, but I’d like to think that off the field, I’d at least enjoy having a beer with the guy, but I can no longer even say that about him. Toss in his friendship with Rush and it all has me wishing that I knew absolutely nothing about his personal life, and he would probably say the same.
Not a big deal really, it’s kinda like the first time your girlfriend accidentally farts around you. You realize, well, we’re all human, I still love her. But does she shit her pants twice a year and tell you about it proudly and with great detail? that’s a deal breaker, ladies!
He’s still my favorite pro athlete of all time, I just know he’d piss me off if we ever had a conversation.
by Royal Revival on May 19, 2009 11:37 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I can agree with that,
the hypercompetitive guys are awesome to have on the team, cause they help win, but they are extremely annoying to be around as people; a very valid point.
by Your_Moms_Boyfriend on May 19, 2009 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think you guys are way off
you can’t measure competitiveness, therefore it doesn’t exist. I think it just means that George is a total douche.
There is absolutely no place in sports for emotion. Winning is not fun, it is merely the random confluence of a series of probabilities, and therefore should be looked at no differently than the outcome of a science experiment.

I hereby resign from this post.
by Home Run Tony Cogan on May 19, 2009 12:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Another funny part
Is that when he talks about “30 teams,” he holds up three fingers. I understand why, but it’s just funny — if he reallly needs to emphasizes the 30 teams, holding up three and assuming the viewer/cameraman will automatically know to multiply by 10.
I dunno, just thought it was kinda funny.
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by devil_fingers on May 19, 2009 3:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
and the look on his face when he does it
is a dead giveaway. Take it from a guy who drinks probably more than 12 beers a day. That was a drunk face.
Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.
by BillyMojo on May 19, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Absolutely
I thought that was freaking hilarious. It was Bluto-esque (from Animal House, did we give up when the German’s bombed Pearl Harbor")
I hereby resign from this post.
by Home Run Tony Cogan on May 19, 2009 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
did anyone catch GB on the radio just now?
I saw on Twitter that KK basically did nothing
by royalsreview on May 19, 2009 3:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I guess my overall reaction
is that this is just hilarious on many levels — the outburst, the language, the drunkenness, the pants…
TREE-MENDOUS. The only thing that could have improved it is if the video had been available earlier during the off-day.
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by devil_fingers on May 19, 2009 3:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Here's a link to...
an article on KMBC’s website that also links to a couple snippets of Brett’s appearance on 610 this morning, if anyone is interested.
"Now…put that in your [BLEEP]ing pipe and smoke it." -Hal McRae
"I was doing this when BJ was in his father's nutsack." -Renzo Gracie
by Sweep_the_Leg on May 19, 2009 4:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
hee hee
One of the first things Trey asked, according to George, was “Was it alcohol related?”
Brett says, “Trey, it was 3 o’clock in the afternoon.”
…um… so, yeah, it was.
maybe that was the point of the 3 fingers?
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by devil_fingers on May 19, 2009 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or three Long Island Iced Teas that he guzzled...
in the hour before the camera started rolling.
"Now…put that in your [BLEEP]ing pipe and smoke it." -Hal McRae
"I was doing this when BJ was in his father's nutsack." -Renzo Gracie
by Sweep_the_Leg on May 19, 2009 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those of you in the NY area may have seen that special program on the YES network where Michael Kay interviewed Brett, Nettles, Schmidt, and Brooks Robinson. Aired about a year-18 months ago. Brett was very clearly very tanked, and it led to some veeeery uncomfortable moments on set – including Brett getting a little too effusive in his praise of Robinson.
Rangers, Royals, Raiders, Knicks...the man loves a winner.
by self loather on May 19, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really?
Did Brett end up saying
I wanna kiss you. I couldn’t care less about the Royals struggling. What we know is we can improve. Zack Greinke, our best young pitcher, missed a lot of time due to personal issues, and we struggled. We’re looking to next season, we’re looking to make a noise now and … I wanna kiss you!
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by devil_fingers on May 19, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Now that was World Class
now these ‘quotes’ may not be word for word like they should but I don’t have the ability to edit like the media geeks
GB: “do you read interview questions that are pre written?”
RT: “no”
GB: “it was some kid with a notebook”
looks like GB gave the ‘kid’ a spanking.
my opinion, likely deserved.
Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.
by BillyMojo on May 19, 2009 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just watched it...
hilarious! He kinda reminds me of my grandpa. Kinda has a point I can see why he’d be angry and all, but I was too busy laughing at the pants and curse words. Cue my previous girlfriend: “You’re such a five year old”
Bringing the optimism to Royals Review, it's...
by ratherfantastic on May 19, 2009 4:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This thing is on the front page of MSNBC.com
Seriously? This is that big of a deal? Seriously?
BOOM! ROASTED!
by GoBabies!! on May 19, 2009 5:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
this is getting better and better by the moment.
Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.
by BillyMojo on May 19, 2009 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can see it now
in a highlight reel sometime after the 2009 World Series (that naturally the Royals win)
“It’s Been a Season of Ups and Downs” … here’s one of the downs ups"
“Kevin Keitzman, Jack Harry, Roger Twibell” (hiccup) “sometimes they” (hicuup) “don’t know what they’re talking about” (hiccup)
get out of my face dweeb I want another beer…Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.
by BillyMojo on May 19, 2009 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Listened to Brett/Keitzman on 810 today...
sounded like Brett was pissed that Jack Harry called the day Peterson got fired “the best day in KC sports history” and that most of that rant was based from there. He came back to that quote multiple times and wouldn’t really let it go.
by Bart41 on May 19, 2009 5:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah compared to some of the great things that have happened here sports-wise
that statement really does make Jack look retarded
Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.
by BillyMojo on May 19, 2009 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
is Jack getting on the
Alzheimer’s Bus?
Dang last summer at the Parkville Blues Festival, Bill Grigsby was the sortof emcee. I sat next to him and recognized him but didn’t want to bother him. Then when he got up to introduce the bands (close personal friends) and went on to regale the crowd with stories of Buck Buchanan and Len Dawson and Otis Taylor and Chiefs Glory Days way gone by I started thinking “Damn I’m Glad I Didn’t Strike Up a Conversation With That Guy” Someone had to sort of politely escort him out of the way so the music could start. It looked awkward.
I’d have been there still listening to him go on and on and on. Is Jack getting to that stage?
Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.
by BillyMojo on May 19, 2009 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
one last thing...
is this the first time someone has ever been upset with Twibell?
by royalsreview on May 19, 2009 6:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And I'm a last-word freak
So I’ll reply.
No, it’s not.
Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.
by BillyMojo on May 19, 2009 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't know he was that controversial
by royalsreview on May 19, 2009 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well by my opinion
generating controversy should be his job. creates good ‘radio’
Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.
by BillyMojo on May 19, 2009 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
another opinion,
Twibell is the one out of the 3 that GB mentioned in the obviously edited spot that I would call the most credible.
Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.
by BillyMojo on May 19, 2009 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and I've got to agree with you Will
this post has been beaten to death.
Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.
by BillyMojo on May 19, 2009 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and I'll volunteer
that I’m one of the “beaters”
Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.
by BillyMojo on May 19, 2009 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
someone as in
a player/management person
or someone as in fan/blogger geek like … well … umm… me?
Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.
by BillyMojo on May 19, 2009 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I honestly didn't know Twibell had enough listeners to start anything.
KK has quite a following (I’m not a fan), but that is also why his name is brought up in a lot of these situations.
If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.
by Warden11 on May 19, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should really link to another version of the video
that RoyalsFanKC guy is deleting any comment that goes against Brett.
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
by JobDDT on May 19, 2009 6:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Brett was hilarious
It’s fun to see someone open up and say what he really thinks. And those talking heads like Keitzman and Twibell deserved it.
The immoderate moderator
by NYRoyal on May 21, 2009 12:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

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