"Baseball Mired in a Mysterious Ratings Slump"
Fox Sports spokesman Lou D'Ermilio confirmed network executives will head to Milwaukee next week to strategize with Commissioner Bud Selig about reversing the downward trends. "The purpose of the meeting is to find a way to boost the ratings for the All-Star Game and the World Series," he said. Plans include showing baseball movies on Sunday afternoons on Fox's sister channel FX, and promotional ads with broadcasters Joe Buck and Tim McCarver.
Ya, that ought to fix things. What about This Time it Counts!?!!!?
over 2 years ago
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Yes
more Joe Buck and Tim McCarver. That will bring in the viewers.
If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.
How about mandating that ALL teams get broadcast on Fox
at least twice a season. If an alien came to Earth and turned on a baseball game he’d think there were only 3-4 teams in the entire country. Maybe also speed the game up by not allowing human rain delays to stand aimlessly in the batters box and/or walk around the mound before every pitch. Baseball can be really boring the way it is now and even a 9 inning game can run 3 1/2 hours. Way too long for the younger generation and their short attention spans. This is just my alcohol induced rambling, but still my opinion.
More Scooter NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
having not seen scooter in some time
i can now enjoy my hate for him
My solution
Full frontal nudity. And more car chases, baseball needs more car chases.
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by RoyalsRetro on May 27, 2009 9:40 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Let the players tweet from the dugouts!!
Or even the mound and the basepaths!
"Now…put that in your [BLEEP]ing pipe and smoke it." -Hal McRae
"I was doing this when BJ was in his father's nutsack." -Renzo Gracie
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