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Game 47 Open Thread - Tigers (25-19) at Royals (23-23)

Detroit Tigers at Kansas City Royals, May 27, 2009 2:10 PM EDT


Davies versus Porcello.

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Lineups

LF Josh Anderson
2B Placebo Polanco
DH Magglio Ordonez
1B Miguel Cabrera
CF Curtis Granderson
3B Brandon Inge
C Gerald Laird
RF Ryan Raburn
SS Adam Everett

P Rick Porcello

CF MITCH
LF TheJesus
1B Billy Butler
RF JoGui
DH Mike Jacobs
3B Mark Teahen
2B Alberto Callaspo
C John Buck
SS Luis Hernandez

P Hiram Davies

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on May 27, 2009 1:49 PM EDT reply actions  

2 Bizarre Lineups

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 27, 2009 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

yarghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

why is there a picture of Neifi Perez in this thread?!? Get it out, get it out!!!!

by WanderingWanderer on May 27, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

It took me this long to notice the hilarious typo

“Placebo”

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on May 27, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

saw that treys suspended for this game

My stories a lot like yours only more interesting because it involves robots!

by AvilesRotY on May 27, 2009 1:51 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah both of those posts hit at the same time, and

I wondered if they were related.

Bizarre lineup even without Trey? Or is it bizarre at all?

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on May 27, 2009 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Theirs More Than

Ours, but Mitch leading off?

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 27, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Getting DDJ used to hitting in the 2-slot

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on May 27, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dumbest shit ive ever seen

MLB is like a little girls game now

“He spit in my eye while he was arguing” WTF? cry about it you little bitch.. im sure there was no intent by it at all and how can you even prove that? he may not of even done it like Trey said “It takes a pretty talented person to spit and yell at the same time”

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on May 27, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Back in the day you could fight and not get thrown out..

Ever seen that clip where Brett starts beating the shit outta the third basemen when he slides into third.. he didnt even get thrown out in that game

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on May 27, 2009 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nettles?

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on May 27, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

ya

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on May 27, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

He Deserved It

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 27, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on May 27, 2009 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

stolen from ebay comments
On Oct. 9, 1977, New York Yankees third baseman Graig Nettles fielded a throw from the outfield to tag George Brett out after an RBI triple. Brett slid into third and crashed directly into Nettles. Moments later the two were throwing punches and both teams leaped out of their dugouts and stormed the field. During the mayhem, Ron Guidry caught Brett by the neck and just as he was about to throw the punch someone tapped him on the back. Teammate Thurman Munson said, “Ron, don’t hit him. I want to hit him.”

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on May 27, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep.

I saw the game not just the clip.

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on May 27, 2009 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Baseball has changed for the worse in that regard..

just pathetic.. Hillman suspended due to inadvertent spit

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on May 27, 2009 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

The facts don't add up...

Hillman’s got the thickest goatee in Major League Baseball…no way accidental spittle makes it outta that flavor saver.

by Royal Revival on May 27, 2009 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

would it be THe Jesus or of Jesus

My stories a lot like yours only more interesting because it involves robots!

by AvilesRotY on May 27, 2009 1:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Of or From or Pertaining To

but phonetically it’s more funny to say The Jesus

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on May 27, 2009 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

spit reportedly came out of his mouth

“I wonder if the spit even existed? That was my first thought…. the ump wouldn’t give the angle that the spit came from or anything. I understand he was probably trying to protect his story.” – John Bale

by BHWick on May 27, 2009 1:58 PM EDT reply actions  

hillman got suspended for the other day

you’ve got to be fucking kidding me.

why not put dejesus at leadoff, callaspo 2nd and MITCH 8th? Either way, this lineup is a no-hitter waiting to happen. If coco happens to go on the DL, who would get called up? does lubanski get a shot?

I hereby resign from this post.

by Home Run Tony Cogan on May 27, 2009 2:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Kila can play center

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on May 27, 2009 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah aand the VP of MLB or some such

douchebag even fined him more $$ than a lost day of work.

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on May 27, 2009 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow, just wow

don’t they know that trey is all god-fearing and whatnot?

I hereby resign from this post.

by Home Run Tony Cogan on May 27, 2009 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

no chance we get no-hit.

porcello sucks. and I picked DET in my streak for the cash. they can’t win.

by Bart41 on May 27, 2009 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Porcello has been decent

for a kid called up from A ball I’d say he’s been excellent.

by AxDxMx on May 27, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hillman suspension....

I’m a Yankee fan, but wanted to stop by to say the suspension of Hillman is a total joke. He’s a standup guy and respectful of everyone. The ejection was nonsense and the suspension even worse…..That ump was just embarrassed for tossing him too quickly so he trumped up the “spitting” incident. He should be ashamed of himself.

by providence on May 27, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yaaaay

debt management!

I don’t know what to tell ya if you have 10K in credit card debt

by BHWick on May 27, 2009 2:08 PM EDT reply actions  

hmm...

no dice on my mlb.tv

The Alex Gordon era - www.number4thesmirk.com

by CollininCalifornia on May 27, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

The KCSP Feed

Is working.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 27, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm on hold...

this product really sucks sometimes… you’d think it’d work or they’d have better customer support…

The Alex Gordon era - www.number4thesmirk.com

by CollininCalifornia on May 27, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Payback for Billy last night

I like how he was blocking the bag too

by AxDxMx on May 27, 2009 2:13 PM EDT reply actions  

definitely

I wonder if Trey was allowed to fill out the lineup card

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on May 27, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

gotta have him and

Luis H. (Tony Pena Jr., Jr.) hitting back-to-back for lots of runz

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on May 27, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Listening at work...

Is not as fun as skipping out to watch the game

by tatchity on May 27, 2009 2:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I may just do that

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on May 27, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

triples i like

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by blue bandwagon on May 27, 2009 2:19 PM EDT reply actions  

mlb.tv?

anyone getting it to work?

by billexgordler on May 27, 2009 2:19 PM EDT reply actions  

im on the detroit feed

kc feed isnt working

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by blue bandwagon on May 27, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Temporarily Unavailable"

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 27, 2009 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

God hates you

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on May 27, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Butler continues to swing the bat well

that was astute Denny

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on May 27, 2009 2:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Butler RBI'd DDJ

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on May 27, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does GameDay have it right?

did Billy actuall hit one in the air?

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on May 27, 2009 2:21 PM EDT reply actions  

legitimate base hit

I think Denny said.

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on May 27, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

good

I’d be embarrassed for Billy if it was a bastard base hit

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on May 27, 2009 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

like a grounder up the middle

that nobody claims?

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on May 27, 2009 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on May 27, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna go home and wath this game

I hate it that all the day games I’m here in the office.

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on May 27, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yea!!

In play (runs)!!!

Tension is the enemy. - Charlie Lau

by aHorseWithNoName on May 27, 2009 2:21 PM EDT reply actions  

OFFENSIVE EXPLOSION!!!

john Gibbons is a genius.

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on May 27, 2009 2:21 PM EDT reply actions  

the rookie whiffed the Yogui

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on May 27, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

detroit mlb tv feed is working

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by blue bandwagon on May 27, 2009 2:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Haha i like the "Walk Hard" Dewey Cox song they just played

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on May 27, 2009 2:25 PM EDT reply actions  

our assault on the al central continues

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by blue bandwagon on May 27, 2009 2:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Teahen Needs To

Clear the fence to plate these 2.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 27, 2009 2:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Porcello's numbers are definitely helped by a good tigers defense

he has a good ERA, but his FIP is below average. Polanco, Everett, Inge, and Granderson are all good defenders

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on May 27, 2009 2:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I ridiculed the Tigers off-season

But the upgrades on defense putting Inge at 3B, Everett at SS, Anderson in LF and Laird at catcher seem to be helping the pitching staff immensely.

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on May 27, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dombroski's one of those cases

where it seems like the lower his budget is, the better his decisions are

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on May 27, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

You Saw That

Too.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 27, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Callaspo, Buck, TPJJrJr

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on May 27, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mark Teahen could not hit water if he fell out of a boat

Someone get that man a slumpbuster.

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on May 27, 2009 2:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Teahen would

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on May 27, 2009 2:28 PM EDT reply actions  

“When you’re yelling, sometimes things fly out of your mouth,” Bloomquist said. “I mean, grow up a little. If you’re going to be a big boy and throw somebody out of the game, you better expect to be argued with.”

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on May 27, 2009 2:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I knew he was going deep today

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on May 27, 2009 2:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Crap!

Tension is the enemy. - Charlie Lau

by aHorseWithNoName on May 27, 2009 2:32 PM EDT reply actions  

well, if you're going to give up a homer...

might as well make it a good one. that was a shot.

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by blue bandwagon on May 27, 2009 2:33 PM EDT reply actions  

"guillen will not get there"

he never does, detroit guy, he never does

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by blue bandwagon on May 27, 2009 2:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Hiram Still Has

It.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 27, 2009 2:33 PM EDT reply actions  

He'd Probably Pay

Him.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 27, 2009 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish I knew how to quit him

I love watching him play.

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on May 27, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

and he is a big KU fan Woo!

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on May 27, 2009 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

really? I didn't know that

how does that even make sense, isn’t he from Chicago?

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on May 27, 2009 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Wright/Collins Connection?

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 27, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dont know..

I just remember him saying a year or two ago that he loved the Jayhawks and hopes the win the National Champsionship

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on May 27, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kinda like Brandon Inge

No, he’s not that good, or as good as he’s been, but they’ve made him change positions every season, it seems, he’s an all-or=nothing hitter, but he’s also a stud defender

but best of all, he’s really, really ugly

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on May 27, 2009 2:35 PM EDT reply actions  

HE WAS OUT

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on May 27, 2009 2:37 PM EDT reply actions  

he was out on that pickoff

just turned into a run

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on May 27, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

huh?

A one-out sac bunt by Laird?

Tension is the enemy. - Charlie Lau

by aHorseWithNoName on May 27, 2009 2:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Guess it worked...

Tension is the enemy. - Charlie Lau

by aHorseWithNoName on May 27, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

detroit feed is golden!

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by blue bandwagon on May 27, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

turn off the next def feature

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by CollininCalifornia on May 27, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

it'd down at the bottom under video quality

then click on it and there is a switch at the top that you can switch to make it do normal mode. I switched it and it now works for both feeds

The Alex Gordon era - www.number4thesmirk.com

by CollininCalifornia on May 27, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice defense!

for those unable to see. teahen wasnt even at the bag.

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by blue bandwagon on May 27, 2009 2:40 PM EDT reply actions  

screwed by the ump

Granderson was totally out at first on the pick

by AxDxMx on May 27, 2009 2:40 PM EDT reply actions  

yep.. now they get a run because of it

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on May 27, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why is Buck even trying to throw people out?

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on May 27, 2009 2:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I Think It's Cute.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 27, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least

we play Rick Astley at the stadium now

by BHWick on May 27, 2009 2:48 PM EDT reply actions  

I Gotta Learn

His dance move.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 27, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was a nice inning offensively

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on May 27, 2009 2:48 PM EDT reply actions  

It Was Offensive.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 27, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

If You Blink

At least you don’t have to watch it.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 27, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Weak

3 pitches to dispose of Hernandez.

Tension is the enemy. - Charlie Lau

by aHorseWithNoName on May 27, 2009 2:49 PM EDT reply actions  

According to GameDay

Porcello’s last two pitches were both curveballs. The first was 73 MPH, the second was 80 MPH. I know it’s just John Buck, but if they were both curves, that’s pretty sweet speed variation.

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on May 27, 2009 2:50 PM EDT reply actions  

well foock

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on May 27, 2009 2:50 PM EDT reply actions  

The umps screw us on the strikezone

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on May 27, 2009 2:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Billy can't leave that button alone on his jersey

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on May 27, 2009 2:53 PM EDT reply actions  

on a really good team...

…Teahen’s the perfect supersub. But I think he’s overexposed as an everyday anything.

by billexgordler on May 27, 2009 2:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Superspork

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 27, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's minimal dropoff between him...

…and any starter, but there IS a dropoff, both offensively and defensively, and over the course of the season, it shows.

by billexgordler on May 27, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

but you want to utilize his versatility and i’m not sure a strict platoon would be the best use for him. maybe start him vs every righty and every other lefty.

by billexgordler on May 27, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

"and every other lefty"

meaning, filling in at other spots versus some lefties…

by billexgordler on May 27, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was just thinking ideally

if the Royals had an RF who could field, that could be a platoon, or failing that, just platoon him with Guillen when Gordon comes back

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on May 27, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah...

if you had a guy that could field and hit lefties then he’d be a perfect partner for him, but on a good team he’d be best utilized as a guy who plays 5 games a week at four positions.

by billexgordler on May 27, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes!

wait, no.

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by blue bandwagon on May 27, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Depends On Your

Definition of winning.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 27, 2009 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

we have won the hearts of fans throughout the Midwest

and in Grass Creek

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on May 27, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which innings does Bob call

and which innings does Denny call?

So I’ll know when I can turn the radio off and back on.

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on May 27, 2009 2:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Anderson is fast

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on May 27, 2009 2:55 PM EDT reply actions  

my softball team lost 45-12 last night

so im ok with this score so far

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by blue bandwagon on May 27, 2009 2:56 PM EDT reply actions  

no it was ugly

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by blue bandwagon on May 27, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow thats impressive

reminds me of the summer league basketball game my team lost by 60 one time.

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on May 27, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think we have like three people who can catch AND throw...

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by blue bandwagon on May 27, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

We had 5 guys were hung over and down by 20 at half

and then the team decided to press us in the second half. Dicks. I got ejected mid fourth quarter.

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on May 27, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

GIDP!

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on May 27, 2009 2:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Whew!!!

Game could have gotten away from us that inning…

Tension is the enemy. - Charlie Lau

by aHorseWithNoName on May 27, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

what if he is settled down now?

and gets unsettled?

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on May 27, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's an unsettling thought

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by CollininCalifornia on May 27, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd rather hear than than Bob Davis

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on May 27, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Frank's...

starting to wear on me a little bit. loved him early because i thought he added a lot that split missed, but now i’m missing splitorff

by billexgordler on May 27, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

not me

I like frank more than Split

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on May 27, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

overall I like Split and Frank

and really dislike Ryan.

nothing to do with sexualtiy whatsoever. I’m not homophobic I just don’t like Ryan.

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on May 27, 2009 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Ryan...

Maybe a little too much Joe Buck, but he doesn’t take away from my enjoyment.

by billexgordler on May 27, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow Billy hurt himself there

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on May 27, 2009 3:03 PM EDT reply actions  

GIDP that our defense would never get

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on May 27, 2009 3:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Really,

I mean what if they had offered Farnsy $1 million less? Or left HoRam alone?

/Can’t do sarcasm font.

by stuckinstl12 on May 27, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

we prefer our tug

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on May 27, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoever Plays The

Backboard for a relay first.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 27, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

GREATNESS

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on May 27, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

"YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I HATE?!?!?"

“WHAT!?!?”

When 2 of my fantasy pitchers face eachother

I got Ubaldo Jimenez and Clayton Kershawn going H2H

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on May 27, 2009 3:07 PM EDT reply actions  

WOOO! DP

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by focs on May 27, 2009 3:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I guess we can do that too

Who knew?

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by cmkeller on May 27, 2009 3:09 PM EDT reply actions  

wow... after a full count and leadoff walk

that’s about as quickly as you can get out of a jam… 9 total pitches

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by CollininCalifornia on May 27, 2009 3:10 PM EDT reply actions  

well, I'm totally sold on TPJ, Jr.

leave Aviles in AZ

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by Matt Klaassen on May 27, 2009 3:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Billy Rumblin', Bumblin',

Stumblin’ into foul ground to trck down out #3.

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by philofthenorth on May 27, 2009 3:11 PM EDT reply actions  

hey, at least he caught it

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by buddyball on May 27, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Dancing Bear

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by philofthenorth on May 27, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

JoGui, Neckbeard, and Moneyball

the most feared middle of the order in the ALC. (For at least today, oh please dear Lord)

by Your_Moms_Boyfriend on May 27, 2009 3:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Kenneth Has A

Better OPS.

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by philofthenorth on May 27, 2009 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

TEAHEN!

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by fats on May 27, 2009 3:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow

Bob’s excitement finally paid off

what’s he now one for 1000 in fly ball calls?

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on May 27, 2009 3:15 PM EDT reply actions  

but to be fair I like Bob

more than Ryan LeFreeBeaver

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on May 27, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

teabags warming up again.

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on May 27, 2009 3:16 PM EDT reply actions  

weird sequenec by Porcello

gets first pitch groundouts from JoGui and Jacobs, then dances all around Mark Freaking Teahen, finally giving up the opposite field jack

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by Matt Klaassen on May 27, 2009 3:16 PM EDT reply actions  

thats prolly why he was dancing around him, hmmm

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by cfizzle on May 27, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why...

couldn’t you have done that with guys on base earlier?!?

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by aHorseWithNoName on May 27, 2009 3:16 PM EDT reply actions  

how hard was it hit?

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by buddyball on May 27, 2009 3:16 PM EDT reply actions  

by the way Bob Davis was talking,

it was a majestic moonshot that barely cleared the foul pole

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by BillyMojo on May 27, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It would

have just exploded it, there would be nothing left

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by fats on May 27, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Jason Waugh Did

Not lie to me; that’s just Mark being Mark.

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by philofthenorth on May 27, 2009 3:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Who has the worst goatee onthe Royals?

Jacobs or Callaspo?

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by Matt Klaassen on May 27, 2009 3:17 PM EDT reply actions  

did Jacobs grow one back since last night?

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by BillyMojo on May 27, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's what makes it so bad

it is invisible

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by buddyball on May 27, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jake shaved off that hideous thing days ago.

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on May 27, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

man you'd hate to live in Raytown where you could watch every game on FSN

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on May 27, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's the bottom of the inning

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on May 27, 2009 3:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Royals hanging in there

i can at least live with this for now.

I hereby resign from this post.

by Home Run Tony Cogan on May 27, 2009 3:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Porcello and Davies must have a bet

“least strikes thrown to slap h itters”

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by Matt Klaassen on May 27, 2009 3:19 PM EDT reply actions  

come on Hiram

throw strikes

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on May 27, 2009 3:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok Ted WIlliams - Ryan Raburn

Just keep getting hits you shitty fuck

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on May 27, 2009 3:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Updated:

The Royals have drawn 7 walks in their last 6 games, including their one walk today. That’s very bad.

by billexgordler on May 27, 2009 3:21 PM EDT reply actions  

For the year,

it’s definitely better. Just more confirmation that this stretch hasn’t been good and there seems to be some regression going on.

by billexgordler on May 27, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

to be fair

Each walk by Mike Jacobs or Jose Guillen should count for two

Yes, i know they’re doing well so far this year, but looking at their records…

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by Matt Klaassen on May 27, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

To reiterate, for his shortcomings, the Royals really miss Gordon in the lineup. He at least gets on base.

by billexgordler on May 27, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're right.

thank you, Alex’s brother.

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on May 27, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

why sacrifice when anyone can steal a base on Buck

save yourself an out

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on May 27, 2009 3:22 PM EDT reply actions  

sssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh

if they don’t know that already let them stay retarded

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by BillyMojo on May 27, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

gaem theory

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by Matt Klaassen on May 27, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

so they can play the game the right way

where tpj used to happen but no longer does due to his current dl status.

by blue bandwagon on May 27, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

this comment was supposed to be somewhere else

sorry kids

where tpj used to happen but no longer does due to his current dl status.

by blue bandwagon on May 27, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mike Jacobs.

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on May 27, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was wrong again.

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on May 27, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

But one out of twelve times, he hits it on the head

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on May 27, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was the point

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on May 27, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

well played

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by Matt Klaassen on May 27, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fucking suck Kyle

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on May 27, 2009 3:23 PM EDT reply actions  

so have we all concluded

that the Davies from last September was just fools gold… that this is the real Davies?

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by CollininCalifornia on May 27, 2009 3:24 PM EDT reply actions  

he's the new Jorge de la Rosa

or, Jekyll de la Hyde, as I used to call him

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by Matt Klaassen on May 27, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

its figures, kyle can't hold a lead.

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by cfizzle on May 27, 2009 3:24 PM EDT reply actions  

get Placebo to GIDP

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on May 27, 2009 3:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Tigers have a good lineup too

Davies isn’t awesome – just gave up another homer though – FUCK!

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by JChief on May 27, 2009 3:25 PM EDT reply actions  

GOD DAMNIT

Game Over

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on May 27, 2009 3:25 PM EDT reply actions  

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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by blue bandwagon on May 27, 2009 3:25 PM EDT reply actions  

holy sh**

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by CollininCalifornia on May 27, 2009 3:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Well we lost this game

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by JChief on May 27, 2009 3:25 PM EDT reply actions  

4 Games Back AGAIN

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on May 27, 2009 3:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Need to nail

Josh Anderson in the ribs next time up. He’s killing us today!

Tension is the enemy. - Charlie Lau

by aHorseWithNoName on May 27, 2009 3:25 PM EDT reply actions  

booooooooooooooooooo

I’m not sure who I hate more, davies or polanco.

by Bart41 on May 27, 2009 3:26 PM EDT reply actions  

whoops,

spoke to soon. back to being douchebags.

I hereby resign from this post.

by Home Run Tony Cogan on May 27, 2009 3:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn Hiram

uhhh.. what did we say before…what if he’s settled now and starts getting unsettled later?

uhhh.. what did we say before…what if he’s settled now and starts getting unsettled later?I think he’s unsettled now.

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on May 27, 2009 3:26 PM EDT reply actions  

wow how did I do that?

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on May 27, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

speaking of unsettling...

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on May 27, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're a prophet

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by CollininCalifornia on May 27, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

OKay, who's going to win the AL battingn title?

Ryan Raburn or Josh Anderson?

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by Matt Klaassen on May 27, 2009 3:26 PM EDT reply actions  

whoever gets the most PA's vs. Hiram.

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on May 27, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

until the next inning, when he suckers me back in witha couple of groundouts then a K

followed by another disillusionment when he gives up back-to-back homers to Adam Everett and Josh Anderson

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by Matt Klaassen on May 27, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm afraid so

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by CollininCalifornia on May 27, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

now, obviously.

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on May 27, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like This?

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by philofthenorth on May 27, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

good extension

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on May 27, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aviles wouldn't be able to do this

with his forearm injury

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on May 27, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hiram ERA > 5 now

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on May 27, 2009 3:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Yikes, a home run to Polanco

that’s really, really something special. That’s like giving up Callaspo’s first jack or something

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by Matt Klaassen on May 27, 2009 3:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Buck, TPJJ, Maier

rally city

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by buddyball on May 27, 2009 3:29 PM EDT reply actions  

finally we get to see the murderer's row

called for way up there somewhere.

is this still gonna be on TV at 3:30 PM?

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on May 27, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

commercials arent even up

and the royals already have an out

where tpj used to happen but no longer does due to his current dl status.

by blue bandwagon on May 27, 2009 3:30 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah we put up 6 for Zack and 2 for Hiram

that’s upside down.

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on May 27, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mitch show me how to groundout to 2nd 1 more time please

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on May 27, 2009 3:31 PM EDT reply actions  

good call

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on May 27, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

in your face!

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by Matt Klaassen on May 27, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

here comes the steal

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by Matt Klaassen on May 27, 2009 3:34 PM EDT reply actions  

at least he's been hitting well this season so far

it’s not like steals are what are killing this team

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by Matt Klaassen on May 27, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Overflow Thread Soon?

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by philofthenorth on May 27, 2009 3:35 PM EDT reply actions  

only if it means mor runz

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by blue bandwagon on May 27, 2009 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's About To

Freeze up when I try to post or even scroll.

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by philofthenorth on May 27, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

what a sh*t-fest

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by CollininCalifornia on May 27, 2009 3:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Fucking day game...

I had no idea we played an early game today

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on May 27, 2009 3:36 PM EDT reply actions  

I didn't catch it until the fourth inning.

We should invent an auto-emailer to send reminders about day games.

by stuckinstl12 on May 27, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really it's not catastrophic that Davies is inconsistent...

Big-picture-wise, as long as one of Banny and Davies are pitching well, all the Rs need is for Meche to be himself, which is a solid #2 and Hochevar to be 3/4 and this rotation is good enough to contend.

by billexgordler on May 27, 2009 3:37 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, but it's not hte 'inconsistency" that bothers me

it’s that )for Davies) it’s still all averaging out to a pretty bad pitcher. Hopefully Banny can keep it up, but I can see him entering th 5 FIP zone pretty soon, too… That’s pessimistic, true, but the team really does need Hochevar to be pretty close to average.

This assumes that Meche’s problems aren’t health-related, of course.

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by Matt Klaassen on May 27, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

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