RF's Caption Contest 2: Hunter S. Royal pwns you all
by ratherfantastic on May 31, 2009 12:57 AM EDT
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PrintYeah, this one was no contest. Hunter S. Royal destroys the competition with an excellent tribute to Willie Ballgame
Blasting a triple, then scoring while only having one leg? They don't call me Willie Fucking Bloomquist for nothing!
2nd place with a respectable 3 recs was Top Ramen and BillyMojo, though you could say TR had 5 total because his large mind created 3 captions. And my favorite was the winner. Totally awesome caption right there.
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And contest ends at midnight tomorrow
just because
Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.
by ratherfantastic on May 31, 2009 12:58 AM EDT reply actions
Blasting a triple, then scoring while having only one leg?
They don’t call me Willie Fucking Bloomquist for nothing.
by hunter s. royal on May 31, 2009 1:11 AM EDT reply actions 8 recs
Brilliant
Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.
by ratherfantastic on May 31, 2009 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions
there it is people
right above
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on May 31, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
"If you move just a little further to your right, I'll be able to take your head clean off."
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 31, 2009 1:18 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Butler: Hey Bloomy, why are you wearing Ponson's uni.
Bloomy: My normal one can’t contain all my grit.
Billy: “go back to third Willie, we’re not supposed to score any runs”
I hereby resign from this post.
by Home Run Tony Cogan on May 31, 2009 10:07 AM EDT reply actions
The Royals tried a new strategy in Saturday’s loss to Chicago. By wearing the opposing team’s home uniforms, they hoped the official scorer would mistakenly record the loss on the White Sox’s record. “We’ll take a win any way we can get it” manager Trey Hillman said after the game.
by Trey Hillman's Chin on May 31, 2009 10:11 AM EDT reply actions
Billy: "Nice hustle, Buck."
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
by JobDDT on May 31, 2009 10:26 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Butler, Bloomquist, and Pierzynski
Break the ‘Color Barrier’ becoming the first three white ugys allowed to play in the Negro Leagues
Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.
by BillyMojo on May 31, 2009 10:30 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Butler: "Go get your loose leg and shove it up AJ's ass, Willie."
Trey-Hillman-I'm-A-Dumbfuck-Giveaway-Counter: 4 (as of April 23rd)
"It's gonna be a special year. I'm feeling it." - Jose Guillen - You tell 'em, JoGui!!!
Proud Creator of the "Finsx lol Chart"
Willie: "I hate these uniforms,
they don’t get gritty enough!"
"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell
Willie Bloomquist scores a rare Royals run
While teammate Billy Butler flags him down to help locate a missing bag of cheeseburgers.
“In a stunning tribute to the deadball era, the Royals placed Willie Bloomquist and Mitch Maier atop their lineup on Saturday evening. Also, they wore Monarchs uniforms for some reason.”
by Top Ramen on May 31, 2009 7:39 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Billy to Bloomie
Whoa wait, where’s your burger? I get a burger for that stuff. Where’s yours?
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on May 31, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions
“Willie Bloomquist high-fived Billy Butler on his way back to the dugout after scoring a run. He was in a hurry to get back to the orange slices and Shasta cola provided by Manager Trey Hillman”
by Top Ramen on May 31, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Butler: Willie get out of the way. I'm trying to make Pierzynski's head explode
Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.
by ratherfantastic on May 31, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions
“Willie Bloomquist and Billy Butler celebrate after the Royals scored a run Saturday night. Not pictured: A competent offense”
by Top Ramen on May 31, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Analogous to the annual Monarch Butterfly Migration, these Monarchs only cross home plate once a game.
Mr Glass, this is a pro sports team, not a retail store - run it like one!
by loyal2sdad on Jun 1, 2009 1:51 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Crazy Royals, late night snackin' !!!
"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell
by buddyball on Jun 1, 2009 3:06 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I must give all credit for victory to WFB.
The mere contemplation of his grit created a parching of my throat and caused me to consume several adult beverages and stay up late enough to be the first to submit an entry to this magnificent contest. The noble photo of our devastating lead-off hitter crossing home plate(an incredibly difficult and tortuous journey of late for our Royals) caused the victorious caption to spring forth as if sent from heaven. All hail our brilliant Spork, his inspiring presence deserves all the glory for victory!
by hunter s. royal on Jun 1, 2009 7:20 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Even you're acceptance speech is brilliant!
Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.
by ratherfantastic on Jun 2, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
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