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mellinger: Trey Hillman is riding a unicycle on the warning track at the K right now. I wonder if he can juggle

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I smell a Twitter

Has anything meaningful, worthwhile or even worth reading ever been transmitted trough Twitter?

The immoderate moderator

by NYRoyal on May 4, 2009 4:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Oy vey

Hearing about that man sniffing after young hotties is just plain sad.

The immoderate moderator

by NYRoyal on May 4, 2009 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

you may have missed it over the weekend

but twitter has also informed me that Sterger is doing some kind of photoshoot with snakes

by Will McDonald on May 4, 2009 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

It’s good to see that Jenn is taking her career to the next level.

The immoderate moderator

by NYRoyal on May 4, 2009 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

it appeared she was filming a movie of some kind

looked like the sort of schlocky-horror fare paris hilton has made a foray into

by marbotty on May 4, 2009 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

"I saw ___ ____'s awesome butt up close

but Jenn S>, no, that ‘s too obvious, let’s call her J. Sterger, said that I wasn’t allowed to post her famous friend’s name on the internet."

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on May 4, 2009 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

no,

but I, too, think my version is pretty Carroll-esque

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on May 4, 2009 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure

James Joyce originally wrote “Ulysses” on his twitter feed.

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by RoyalsRetro on May 4, 2009 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

MOD PARENT UP

I logged in just to rec this. I don’t know if anyone else has put it that way before, but this is perhaps the FUNNIEST Twitter joke I have ever read or may ever read.

by wentToARoyalsGameBeforeRR on May 4, 2009 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup

also rec’d

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on May 4, 2009 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank God for Twitter

I will only be impressed, however, if he keeps it in the dugout and jumps on it to pedal out to the mound for a pitching change…or even better, to get to one of the umpires faster to argue a call.

"Now…put that in your [BLEEP]ing pipe and smoke it." -Hal McRae

by Sweep_the_Leg on May 4, 2009 4:45 PM EDT reply actions  

On another interesting note,

Coco Crisp plays World of Warcraft

(Sorry if this has been posted before)

"You know what, I mean I cried in bed for a while, moaning 'Why!? Why did this have to happen?'"

Zack Greinke on the Brad Pitt - Jennifer Aniston split

by DCRoyals on May 4, 2009 5:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Cool

It kind of seems like Crisp is at least somewhat outside of the simple jock stereotype. I wonder what his character looks like.

The immoderate moderator

by NYRoyal on May 4, 2009 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

i only hope he can find time in his retired life to give us his thoughts on A-Rod vs. Roberts

not to mention Obama’s first 100 days, Chrysler, Gaza, the New Historicism, etc.

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on May 4, 2009 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hell, he named his kid

after a Harry Potter character!

This space for rent.

by jonfmorse on May 4, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Except he messed it up and named her

Amighty? It definitely wasn’t Hermione as they both misheard the name.

by AxDxMx on May 4, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

OT: tonight's lineup

No Bloomquist against a RHP starter. Thank you, baby Jesus.

Crisp – CF

DeJesus – LF

Teahen – 3B

Guillen – RF

Butler – 1B

Jacobs – DH

Callaspo – 2B

Olivo – C

Aviles – SS

Greinke – P

The immoderate moderator

by NYRoyal on May 4, 2009 5:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Very sensible

What am I supposed to do with all my outrage if I can’t direct it at Trey?

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by RoyalsRetro on May 4, 2009 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I will go ahead and quibble

Why does Callaspo continue to hit behind two out of three low OBP guys in Guillen and Jacobs, and right before an out machine like Olivo? I’d put AC in the 2 hole, DDJ at 5, and move Butler and Jacobs down a slot.

"Now…put that in your [BLEEP]ing pipe and smoke it." -Hal McRae

by Sweep_the_Leg on May 4, 2009 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm just happy Trey sticks to his guns

and keeps batting lefties next to each other

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on May 4, 2009 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just listened to Trey's presser

-Said they would stick with Aviles
-Said they would stick with Ponson
-In passing, he said in reference to the “Soria argument” that guys have to play their way out of roles. So Soria won’t be moved to the rotation until he starts to suck! Hooray!

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by RoyalsRetro on May 4, 2009 5:19 PM EDT reply actions  

This may be a dumb question,

but is it entirely TH’s decision as to what role Soria plays or does DM have as much (if not more) of a say?

"You know what, I mean I cried in bed for a while, moaning 'Why!? Why did this have to happen?'"

Zack Greinke on the Brad Pitt - Jennifer Aniston split

by DCRoyals on May 4, 2009 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

the “ruling” pretty clearly came down from on high, which is the right way to do things, whether you agree with the decision or not. I think front offices should be firmer with managers in general, if not micromanaging

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on May 4, 2009 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

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