Game 28 Open Thread - Mariners (15-12) at Royals (16-11)
Seattle Mariners at Kansas City Royals, May 6, 2009 8:10 PM EDT
Should anything fishy happen with Bloomquist, its a good thing that Ponson is starting tonight, because that means there's a better chance of seeing Ho-Ram. And Ho-Ram has Bloomy's ex-Mariner back in all this.
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I'll be the douche that says,
“FIRST!”
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I know, I know...
But, somebody’s gotta do it, right?
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4 game winning streak...
With Silva and Washburn for this series, we have a great shot at a little 6 game streak…
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Fellas,
I don’t know how long I’ll be here tonight. I think I have a real-life friend coming over to watch with me tonight.
BUT.
Everyone please listen to Greg Schaum’s show tonight on KCSP (online here) after the game. He has some very not-good news to pass along about one of the Royals’ top prospects. I know what it is, but I can’t say yet. (/Carroll’d) Just listen, please.
WTF, self?
What is that!
thats like against human rights to say… i know something but im not telling
Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.
I just don't like that it has to be after the game
Kansas City Royals: your 2006 and 2007 NL Central champions!
Hochevar...
Staying in Omaha? All I can think after Mellinger’s latest post.
Starting to feel like I’m wrong about my earlier speculation about this being do-or-die for Sidney Ponson tonight. Folks, this has nothing to do with service time, so whenever you hear that mentioned, ignore it.
It has everything to do with maintaining rotation depth. I’m not saying it’s right, I’m just saying this is how it is.
No outs to go!
by 45degreesnorth on May 6, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I still don't see why everyone is so shocked that Hochevar is in AAA
David Freaking Price is in AAA. Granted, he’s not being ‘blocked’ by Sir Sid, but Sonnenstine has been bad this year, why isn’t Price up?
BOOM! ROASTED!
Well, isn't Price like 20?
Hochevar is 25, and on a major league deal.
He needs to be up in the majors if he can cut it.
does it have to do with drugs? injury? give us a hint!
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
Jo-El's coming over?
Royals baseball. Where .260 would be orgasmic.
The General Theory of Royaltivity
lineups...

Seattle
AB R H RBI BB K LOB Season Avg
I. Suzuki rf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .291
E. Chavez lf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .293
J. Lopez 2b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .260
R. Branyan 1b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .321
A. Beltre 3b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .209
K. Griffey Jr. dh 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .190
K. Johjima c 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .243
F. Gutierrez cf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .291
Y. Betancourt ss 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .286

Kansas City
AB R H RBI BB K LOB Season Avg
D. DeJesus lf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .237
W. Bloomquist ss 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .378
M. Teahen 3b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .292
J. Guillen rf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .306
B. Butler 1b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .253
M. Jacobs dh 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .241
A. Callaspo 2b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .379
M. Olivo c 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .211
M. Maier cf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .174
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions
I believe these are necessary uses of pictures on a live thread. (not sarcastic btw)
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
good.....they are vital.
i refuse to surrendur the Rally Alpacas as well…..it’s part of my Pic Posting Manifesto that I’m drafting.
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I see no reason to, the alpacas did us just fine last night, infact i believe they were vital
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excellent.....i was going to type up a fanpost praising them for their work last night...
but that whole “sleep” and “work” thing kinda got in the way. However, the alpacas time will come. Their story will be told!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111one
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I think its a must,
People say Davies is the key to season, or billy/gordon coming around, but i think the key may just be the alpaca’s magic.
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
i like the way you think, sir
it’s an idea so crazy, it just might work!
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, i think it may work
I was a fan of the Rally Taco meat, or whatever that was but then the alpacas just swooped in and made it happen, and i think you stay with the hot rally picture.
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
Bloomers On The
Sailorboy’s pregame show. Awesome.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
haha...FSN Pregame about to feature Quirk showing how to block home plate...
and properly receive a throw. Very coincidental timing after Buck’s meltdown last night.
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 7:46 PM EDT reply actions
Hillman hasn't really screwed up lately...
As a matter of fact, he’s been making some nice desicions, and I think it’s because we haven’t been trash talking him as much. I think the anti-Hillman comments are bad luck.
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he has been very very good ever since the Texas debacle
almost like he knows what he’s doing?! (gasp!)
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
A Learning Curve
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on May 6, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
.....

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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Are THEY legit?
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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Pretty Sure They're
Not.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on May 6, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm fairly certain that the M's fans will most likely say that we aren't legit.
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
M's fan is a friend of mine
still hasn’t figured out that they had a worse record than the Royals last year.
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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Bloomers Is Awesome
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by philofthenorth on May 6, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I bet,
its because hillman thinks Bert is hitting so well there, why move him? Maybe it comes down to being comfortable, which i think is a bunch of hogwash.
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We just want to taunt Seatle...
by having the Spork bat in the first inning. We have the Spork, and you don’t!!!
Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel! - Homer Simpson
by aHorseWithNoName on May 6, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Awesome
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on May 6, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
wow.....total breakdown of how Buck screwed up last night...
FSN showing pretty big cajones to point out a KC player’s flaw from the night before.
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions
Quirk actually did an extremely informative breakdown of how
a catcher should receive a throw—both from LF and from RF. It was excellent teaching stuff.
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
In case we need any more fuel for the Grass Creek Fire
I came across this blasphemous piece of filth on a google search og Sir Sidney…

What does it mean?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?
BOOM! ROASTED!
MY EYES!!!
good God man!
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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions
We're Fitty Fitty
On the M’s dumbass poll.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
Comparing us to Fitty Cent?
Fail
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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
what about 30 dimes 20 pennies?
that’s what one of my buddies called him back in the day
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I Didn't Realize
The M’s are in first too.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
yeah....Washburn, Felix, and Bedard have been studly
Oakland, Anaheim, Texas have not.
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Texas has been pretty good
I still think they win that division.
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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, I hope so.
I always root for those guys when they’re not against KC.
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
but they've also gotten lucky to play Oakland six times already
and are 5-1 against the only team that wears white shoes in MLB.
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
during Ms pregame
they also said that their BAwRISP has been really good and expect it to fall. They also showed all their offensive stats are all grouped in the 11th to 13th best in AL.
Royals baseball. Where .260 would be orgasmic.
The General Theory of Royaltivity
Tampa, Detroit, Anaheim
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Minnesota...
also the White Sox.
they’ve really fattened up against the A’s.
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Anaheim would be good
if not for all the injuries
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When will people learn to call a fucking cab...
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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
It's on FSN NW
It’s Comcastic!
No outs to go!
by 45degreesnorth on May 6, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
i don't know if this is what you want...
but kids at school used to use vtunnel.com to get around our school’s filtering/blocking system of certain websites…
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
go team...
seeing as how i live in the northwest… PONSON IN HD TONIGHT!
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oh... and the m's might be for real; but, only because their division sucks.
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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
RANGERS!!!!
They are good!
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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions
gonna be going to the game tomorrow
anyone got any weather reports? I’m in Topeka
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he's so lame. 200 hits.....child's play
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
He's A Good
Hitter, but he swings at low flying aircraft.
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by philofthenorth on May 6, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
bert dominating this half-inning so far
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He Da Man!
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by philofthenorth on May 6, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
He's da Muppet!
And can we name someone Ernie? It’s not right that there’s a Bert here but no Ernie.
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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
If Aviles would get his head out of his ass,
Bert and Ernie would be a great DP combo. Aviles even kinda looks like Ernie, too.
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*Holding back Bert and Ernie gay joke*
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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
This Mariner's lineup really weak.
I have no idea how they win games.
play shitty teams. defeat. repeat.
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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Case in point: Florida Marlins
ESPN Failed to realize they played the Nats 6 TIMES in their first 11 games
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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Praise DeJesus!!!
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DDJ avoids getting thrown out somehow
Go Royals!
Hey, #24!
Take note!
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he's not off the hook for last night though, not yet anyway
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yes ddj,
please dont try to kill yourself this evening.
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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
what? DDJ didn't manage to make a dumb base-running decision?
where’s the hives?
the tripping over the base?
the rolling of the ankle?
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions
Looks like DeJesus got rid of that Cinco de Mayo hangover
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GRIT GRIT GRIT!!!
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I didn' t hate him
i knew nothing about him, had no opinion
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i thought he was black
up until about the All-Star break last year.
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Willie Ballgame!
I have a good feeling about tonight.
Could we maybe possibly get a non-scary win tonight?
you forget to look who is pitching from our side of things
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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
For some reason, I see
a 9-2 shellacking coming by us. Even with Coco out of the lineup.
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Got grit in his eye!
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Grit got in Grit's eye
that’s how much grit he brings to the K.
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The scary wins are the best...
They’re close and intense…gotta love em’… :)
There's no hope with dope...
we scored first...that's what counts...
or the fact that Teahen does that quite a bit…i’m with bandwagon…ehhh, whatever…
There's no hope with dope...
who would pay $12 M to such a bad player!
losers
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Got Lucky
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by philofthenorth on May 6, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
i see what you did there.
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by cfizzle on May 6, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Going the ol Muck Fizzou route I see....
booo
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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I believe it is used by more than just KU fans...
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Do you think Billy would
laugh or be mad if he knew the Baconator jokes we make about him??
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i think he would be hungry first of all....
then he’d laugh
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha, well played.
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He'd laugh
Then correct us by telling us it is actually the Monster Burger from Hardees
BOOM! ROASTED!
cue video clip of that one model in the Hardee's/Carl's Jr commercial
that is insanely hottttttttttttastic
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
sooooooooo wanting hardeeeeeeeees
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
omg
are you f’ing kidding me? that’s not even fair – now I have to run out to hardees
Royals baseball. Where .260 would be orgasmic.
The General Theory of Royaltivity
She's not there dude
BOOM! ROASTED!
by GoBabies!! on May 6, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Billy of last year
would have laughed publicly but fumed privately, I think.
This year, I don’t know. He seems to have grown up a bunch.
WTF, self?
Toenail does what is needed most WHEN it is needed most
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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Maier is starting in CF.
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We can't strand runners tonight, C'mon Jake!!!
Official Callaspo Countdown to Cooperstown: 2861 hits to go!
So, yeah, we are crushing Silva.
Crushing. Him.
If Teahen’s shot is five feet right, it’s something ridiculous like 3-0, with runners on 2nd and 3rd with 0 out.
Still, though.
That good feeling is still there.
I think i could hit Silva
He’s just throwing BP for $12 million a year
When he said, "Here comes, Billy,"
I about shit my pants. I can’t believe they didn’t throw him on him…
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Dave Owen is a freaking windmill at 3rd base....
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Fun fact:
California officials are considering Owen’s arm as an emergency backup energy source in the event of brownouts this summer.
WTF, self?
by minda33 on May 6, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
nice work
Hillman's facial hair is inconsistent. I am anything but
by McClure 'stache on May 6, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Ever since he lost the soul patch
he’s slowly improved
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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Is it just me
Or does the chick in that Keystone Light commercial look like a Hobbit/Human gene splicing expiriment
BOOM! ROASTED!
Mariners used
Lowe
Asardma
Kelly
and Stark yesterday
Go Royals!
Go Jake Go!
I never thought I would say this in a million years, but I really, really like Mike Jacobs.
Who woulda thunk?
So i think we all are starting to/or do like; Willie ballgame, Jacobs, and Coco.. so thats cool
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
It's still early
But maybe DMGM knew what he was doing this Winter
by Black and Gold on May 6, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Could the impossible happen...
could consistent offense and a strong Ponson outing go hand in hand for the first time this season??
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(Cue Griffey double)
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Cue end of inning
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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Touche.
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Jr. still got that old stroke...
ALWAYS liked him.
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that hit just reminded me of the opening credits of the greatest baseball game of all time

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
My personal favorite
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by McClure 'stache on May 6, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
All the Royals had US President's names
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by McClure 'stache on May 6, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
yep.
I remember I bought the Sporting News’ baseball preview and manually entered the names of allllllll of the players. Good times.
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
YES!
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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
My sister has my copy
and Super Nintendo. Must reclaim
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by McClure 'stache on May 6, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Is there any question?
Although, RBI Baseball was pretty sick as well.
Griffey takes it in the end, but both are so incredible.
by rockchalk on May 6, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
yeah it was good....so was Little League World Series.
and Baseball Stars. I had Roger Clemens baseball too…not as good.
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
How the hell do you let Griffey stroke a double on you?
He’s like Willie Mays for the Mets!
Official Callaspo Countdown to Cooperstown: 2861 hits to go!
I have always thought
Griffey has the sweetest swing in all of baseball
One man's pornagraphy is another man's screensaver
Round it down, it would be more appropriate!
Official Callaspo Countdown to Cooperstown: 2861 hits to go!
6.66?
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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
i recognize that number as 2/3
go rational numbers!
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
so we need 4 more runs, keep going offense.
Go Royals!
If Sid goes CG
we need 4 more runs
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by McClure 'stache on May 6, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
6.67
the neighbor of the beast
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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Buck O'Neil's voice saying "James...B...Nutta....and....comppp-any"
is burned into my skull. Perhaps the greatest radio ad ever.
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Much better than that old drunk
Carooning on about
“PuuuuuuuuuuuuuRRRRRRRRiiiiiccce CCCCHHHHHHAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAA”
BOOM! ROASTED!
olivo nearly got it out of the infield
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Our 8 & 9 hitters make us look like a National League team
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better than Gload & Pena, circa 2008
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
maier average update
.167. so, yes.
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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Look in the background sometime...
Is that Phillip Seymour Hoffman??
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Boston 2 Cleveland 1 5th
Baltimore 3 Minnosota 0 2nd
Go Royals!
magic number one hundred something
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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
since coco isnt playing
is he twittering?
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Playing WoW
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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
update...
.383
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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
would have been .400 if he got a hit.
Go Royals!
I disappointed Aviles isn't in the lineup
He could really use the lift of facing one of the worst starting pitchers in professional baseball.
But an 0-5 against Silva could ruin him for the season
by Black and Gold on May 6, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Touche
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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Griffey's the only player
I really believe never did roids, and was just a great player
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Agreed
Class act
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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Werd
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on May 6, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Agreed 100%.
What’s funny is that him getting hurt all of those years is almost a positive, in a weird sense. It makes it very, very, very unlikely that he ever did anything illegal or anything, and lets everyone appreciate him just for being awesome for real.
he's the new greinke
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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Has he got any K's?
More like a starter version of Wright.
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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
he's k'd everyone
he’s that good.
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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
How long can Ponson keep this up?
I’ll take the 5th inning for when the wheels fall off.
Hope I’m wrong.
Third Time Through
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on May 6, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
If Ponson could go to the bullpen
and be half as good as Jamey Wright has been, I’d be happy to see him take a roster spot.
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
Bees are back!!!!!!!!
someone hide DDJ
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
yes...i don't remember who
but someone on here said that
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
score update
kansas city 4 seattle 0 b3
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place is on fire, no one leaves, we have a winning team
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SILVA 4EVAH!!!!!
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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Royals becoming M's wake-up call
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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
IT'S OVER 9000!!!
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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I was just looking at Maiers stats on Kcroyals.com
How can you have 6 walks and only 5 TB??
total bases are only hits
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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
AAAAA THE BEES, NOT THE BEES

- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
by JobDDT on May 6, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
XD XD XD Rec'd
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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Seitzer!!
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by philofthenorth on May 6, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Bert is ready for his 1st Grand Slam! or atleast a double
Official Callaspo Countdown to Cooperstown: 2861 hits to go!
Bert is ready for his 1st Grand Slam! or atleast a double (play)
Fixed
No outs to go!
by 45degreesnorth on May 6, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
This sucks
We can’t get hits with the bases loaded.
WHAT? The Windmill Dave Owen held someone up at 3B?
optical illusion i say!
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions
guillen wanted to go too
thats the shame of it all
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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
No Slam For You!
Just DP
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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
better than Buck's strikeout in the same situation last night
except there was one out
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
dp's dont count as rbi's
but yes a run did score
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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I AGREE!
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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
even when Bert fails
the Royals score a run
by RoyalsFanInBillings on May 6, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Went to see Bill Clinton tonight
and some guy in an Elvis outfit was there.
Joel Goldberg didn’t interview that dude
i think at this point in time...
it might be possible that i could strike olivo out
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BUCK! BUCK! BUCK!
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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I miss when they were a
1950s themed sock hop
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
Boats N' Hoes
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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
ha ha
this just showed up in Mellinger’s Twitter…
Sirens back on. Silva just balked home a run. It’s mayhem here at the K
by RoyalsFanInBillings on May 6, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions
anyone get an explanation as...
to why there were sirens going earlier?
by RoyalsFanInBillings on May 6, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
No...
He’s just showing them who’s boss
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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
haven't you see the news from Mexico?
We’re already seeing swine “flew”
by RoyalsFanInBillings on May 6, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Ponson is unflappable
Or is it unfillupable?
by Black and Gold on May 6, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Dick Kaegel with some face time on FSN!
he looks like a cow chewing his curd or whatever it’s called
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions
hey guys whats up
goooooooo fatson!!!!!!!!!!
I love it then!
by RoyalsFanInTulsa on May 6, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions
Ponson deserves a win for at least one of his past games
Kansas City Royals: your 2006 and 2007 NL Central champions!
how low would the Mariners
ERA be without Silva?
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by CollininCalifornia on May 6, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions
Hes been hiding his physical appearance
like Rhonda Moss
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
Seriously
I had always imagined him as a youngish guy with a beard. Like Seth Rogen kind of thing.
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hahaha....they cut to the dugout after that strikeout
Greinke, Meche, Davies all sitting next to each other.
Meche and Davies are clapping for the strikeout..Greinke is just sitting there…..dreaming of Chipotle.
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions
1st Ponson K and still no M's runs!
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Holy Crap... Just awok efrom an accidental 2 hour nap...
Has Ponson really been this good?
Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
not really...
the Mariners are just not hitting the ball with any authority whatsoever
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by CollininCalifornia on May 6, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
does the qualify as good pitching?
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by CollininCalifornia on May 6, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Im okay with that
Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
by averagegatsby on May 6, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Silva makes Ponson look like a Cy Young candidate
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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
So does that mean we have Grass Creek locked up?
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by averagegatsby on May 6, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Isn't Garrett Olsen the guy who gave up the HR to TPJ last year
when he was with Baltimore?
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions
ohhh yes am I correct!!!!!!!!!! SOMEBODY SHOW ME WHAT I'VE WON!
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
so you're saying PH TBJ for Bloomquist, right?
Would you dare remove Bloomquist from the Battle for Grass Creek?
by RoyalsFanInBillings on May 6, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Silva IS GOD!!!!!111!!
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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Is Mitch gonna have to choke a bitch?!
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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
ok, gotta ask...
what’s with all the bee references? Is this tied into Dwight/The Office? Or is there something else?
by RoyalsFanInBillings on May 6, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
There was huge swarm yesterday
15k in a camera housing according to Joel
The Allard Baird of incisive internet discourse.
And there are still bees
living on the camera behind home plate.
The director of te game is obsessed witht hem
BOOM! ROASTED!
ah....
things I miss when I can’t watch…
by RoyalsFanInBillings on May 6, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Redemption thy name is DeJesus!
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Wasn't Bloomy heading to second already
During that clusterfuck?
by Black and Gold on May 6, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
DDJ needs to pay better attention, don’t know why he thought Maier was heading home
by RoyalsFanInBillings on May 6, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
soooo close!
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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Mitch jumps on the grenade for the team
he clearly gets what Grass Creek is all about
by RoyalsFanInBillings on May 6, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions
DDJ is an idiot (still)
Maier held at third……….DDJ pays no attention and is 3/4 of the way to third already
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I blame Owen
Bloomers hit a ball that mitch should have scored on, Owen should have waved him in
DDJ didn’t think for a second that Owen would hold Meier
One man's pornagraphy is another man's screensaver
which is why its DDJ's fault...
he should’ve had his head up and saw Maier was being held
Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
by averagegatsby on May 6, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
it's his job to watch the base coach
he doesn’t make the decisions…..
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
More great running by DDJ..........
running up Maier’s back.
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions
It's taking forever for MLB Gameday to update
Must have been a real gem sigh
So, the one time that Dave Owen SHOULD send the runner, he doesn't.
I have no words.
It’s a really good thing that it is 6-0 right now, or, um, this board wouldn’t be all too pleased.
Yeah, watching the replay, maybe I was wrong.
And this probably isn’t the time, I suppose, to take chances like that.
Still, though.
Why send the runner?
You have the best RF arm in the game with no outs and the heart of your order coming up.ABSOLUTELY NO REASON to send the runner home there
BOOM! ROASTED!
by GoBabies!! on May 6, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It was a slow-hit ball.
It was closer than I thought live when I saw the replay, but still.
The baserunning blunder is all on DDJ, totally. I just think MITCH! would have scored.
I heart DDJ's decision making skills on the basepaths
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions
as i look for more stats saying how 'good' of a baserunner he is
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
MAYBE THIS IS THE REAL ROYALS OFFENSE
DO DO DO (twilight zone theme)
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
Olson to Silva
“Anything you can do I can do better!”
Official Callaspo Countdown to Cooperstown: 2861 hits to go!
by Ken Harvey on May 6, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
So, can I safely say now that my gut feeling
of a blowout was correct?
It’s still too early, isn’t it?
Ponson is still pitching....
No outs to go!
by 45degreesnorth on May 6, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
And Farny is available...
No outs to go!
by 45degreesnorth on May 6, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
That's what I'm thinking
In the loss to the Twinkies.
No outs to go!
by 45degreesnorth on May 6, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
yep. We are still the royals, but maybe we are the new royals?
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
*checks*
Nope, Sir Sidney is still pitching. I think it’s a bit early to stat celebrating.
DDJ actually netted us 1 run there
If the bases are loaded, Owen doesn’t send the second runner, and then we STILL have the bases loaded. Recognize intuitive greatness.
If you don't understand it, kill it.
Now, with the fly ball, it's a break even, unless Butler gets a hit.
If you don't understand it, kill it.
I don't see the Ponson weighting on the graph
Must be flawed ;)
99 actually....the "WE" at the bottom is win expectancy
i believe
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Does this graff...
drop back down to about 75% if Lynn Farnsworth comes in?
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by averagegatsby on May 6, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
The way this season has gone so far...
I dont think its unreasonable at all to say that the Royals are the greatest franchise of all time.
Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
13 hits and we are still in the bottom of the 4th!
Official Callaspo Countdown to Cooperstown: 2861 hits to go!
Definitely not Guillen or Olivo
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by averagegatsby on May 6, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
and with a big spit...
man he’s disgusting
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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
We haven't been shutout all season
I think it’s gonna happen tonight
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90 ft freebie
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by averagegatsby on May 6, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I've been listening on the radio
I don’t even know how to be a fan of a successful baseball franchise.
Pecota, watch over us.
say WOOT!
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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Bert get's the bases loaded again, let's be clutch Bert!
Official Callaspo Countdown to Cooperstown: 2861 hits to go!
Memo to Seattle:
Don’t sign pitchers who have given up HR’s to Tony Pena Jr in their career.
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ball 6
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10 run rule after 5 in high school....after 7 in college (i think)
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
after 7 in WBC
or up by 15 after 5, I think
Kansas City Royals: your 2006 and 2007 NL Central champions!
was it the movie Little Big League...
where the guy had a baseball size wad wrapped in bubble gum?
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by averagegatsby on May 6, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
so with the Royals offensive explosion today
and with Sidney’s big-league fate hanging in the balance, does this mean the team really WANTS Sir Sidney to stick around?
by RoyalsFanInBillings on May 6, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions
That's twice he came up empty with the bases loaded!
Tomorrow might be a good time for a day off for Bert
Official Callaspo Countdown to Cooperstown: 2861 hits to go!
tigers, white sox game postponed
I love it then!
by RoyalsFanInTulsa on May 6, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions
.....

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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Sooo close
Overflow thread soon?
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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
i see no signs of Will........but hopefully
spoke too soon….
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
According to JoePo...
Bengie Molina has a lower OBP than BA… WOW!
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molinas are anti-walks
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
and are so slow...
they actually still manage to get thrown out at first on a walk
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by averagegatsby on May 6, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I love Denny Matthews.
“That’s one thing you can do in slow games . . . insert the name Yuniesky Betancourt. That’ll kill you some time.”
Denny has been crabby lately
Always complaining about how long games are
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
He's been doing that for 40 years.
In the 1985 Baseball Abstract, Bill James even mentions it as one of Denny’s flaws.
This space for rent.
What kind of parent names their daughter Overflow?
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