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Game 28 Open Thread - Mariners (15-12) at Royals (16-11)

Seattle Mariners at Kansas City Royals, May 6, 2009 8:10 PM EDT


Should anything fishy happen with Bloomquist, its a good thing that Ponson is starting tonight, because that means there's a better chance of seeing Ho-Ram. And Ho-Ram has Bloomy's ex-Mariner back in all this.

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I'll be the douche that says,

“FIRST!”

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by Andy Edwards on May 6, 2009 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

you are such a douche.

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on May 6, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know, I know...

But, somebody’s gotta do it, right?

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by Andy Edwards on May 6, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not really, no

Kansas City Royals: your 2006 and 2007 NL Central champions!

by mazoboom on May 6, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have seen the light!

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on May 6, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

4 game winning streak...

With Silva and Washburn for this series, we have a great shot at a little 6 game streak…

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by Andy Edwards on May 6, 2009 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Lets go royals!

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on May 6, 2009 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Fellas,

I don’t know how long I’ll be here tonight. I think I have a real-life friend coming over to watch with me tonight.

BUT.

Everyone please listen to Greg Schaum’s show tonight on KCSP (online here) after the game. He has some very not-good news to pass along about one of the Royals’ top prospects. I know what it is, but I can’t say yet. (/Carroll’d) Just listen, please.

WTF, self?

by minda33 on May 6, 2009 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

What is that!

thats like against human rights to say… i know something but im not telling

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on May 6, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know, I'm really sorry.

Schaum will reveal all soon enough. It sucks, though.

WTF, self?

by minda33 on May 6, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just don't like that it has to be after the game

Kansas City Royals: your 2006 and 2007 NL Central champions!

by mazoboom on May 6, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Top 5? Top 10?

Prospect?

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on May 6, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hochevar...

Staying in Omaha? All I can think after Mellinger’s latest post.

Starting to feel like I’m wrong about my earlier speculation about this being do-or-die for Sidney Ponson tonight. Folks, this has nothing to do with service time, so whenever you hear that mentioned, ignore it.

It has everything to do with maintaining rotation depth. I’m not saying it’s right, I’m just saying this is how it is.

No outs to go!

by 45degreesnorth on May 6, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still don't see why everyone is so shocked that Hochevar is in AAA

David Freaking Price is in AAA. Granted, he’s not being ‘blocked’ by Sir Sid, but Sonnenstine has been bad this year, why isn’t Price up?

BOOM! ROASTED!

by GoBabies!! on May 6, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, isn't Price like 20?

Hochevar is 25, and on a major league deal.

He needs to be up in the majors if he can cut it.

by rockchalk on May 6, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, yeah.

He’s still only like 22, though, right?

23 at the oldest?

by rockchalk on May 6, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

does it have to do with drugs? injury? give us a hint!

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on May 6, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tease!

Official Bert Countdown to Cooperstown: 2861 hits to go!

by Ken Harvey on May 6, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh, I don't like this

Kansas City Royals: your 2006 and 2007 NL Central champions!

by mazoboom on May 6, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jo-El's coming over?

Royals baseball. Where .260 would be orgasmic.

The General Theory of Royaltivity

by kabrink on May 6, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

lineups...


  Seattle
  AB R H RBI BB K LOB Season Avg
I. Suzuki rf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .291
E. Chavez lf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .293
J. Lopez 2b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .260
R. Branyan 1b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .321
A. Beltre 3b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .209
K. Griffey Jr. dh 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .190
K. Johjima c 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .243
F. Gutierrez cf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .291
Y. Betancourt ss 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .286
 
 

Kansas City
  AB R H RBI BB K LOB Season Avg
D. DeJesus lf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .237
W. Bloomquist ss 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .378
M. Teahen 3b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .292
J. Guillen rf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .306
B. Butler 1b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .253
M. Jacobs dh 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .241
A. Callaspo 2b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .379
M. Olivo c 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .211
M. Maier cf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .174

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

good.....they are vital.

i refuse to surrendur the Rally Alpacas as well…..it’s part of my Pic Posting Manifesto that I’m drafting.

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

excellent.....i was going to type up a fanpost praising them for their work last night...

but that whole “sleep” and “work” thing kinda got in the way. However, the alpacas time will come. Their story will be told!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111one

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think its a must,

People say Davies is the key to season, or billy/gordon coming around, but i think the key may just be the alpaca’s magic.

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on May 6, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, i think it may work

I was a fan of the Rally Taco meat, or whatever that was but then the alpacas just swooped in and made it happen, and i think you stay with the hot rally picture.

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on May 6, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bloomers On The

Sailorboy’s pregame show. Awesome.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 6, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

haha...FSN Pregame about to feature Quirk showing how to block home plate...

and properly receive a throw. Very coincidental timing after Buck’s meltdown last night.

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Hillman hasn't really screwed up lately...

As a matter of fact, he’s been making some nice desicions, and I think it’s because we haven’t been trash talking him as much. I think the anti-Hillman comments are bad luck.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway - An Onymous

by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

A Learning Curve

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 6, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

.....

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway - An Onymous

by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are We Legit?

M’s dipshits want to know.

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by philofthenorth on May 6, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Are THEY legit?

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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty Sure They're

Not.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 6, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

M's fan is a friend of mine

still hasn’t figured out that they had a worse record than the Royals last year.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway - An Onymous

by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bloomers Is Awesome

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 6, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet,

its because hillman thinks Bert is hitting so well there, why move him? Maybe it comes down to being comfortable, which i think is a bunch of hogwash.

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on May 6, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

We just want to taunt Seatle...

by having the Spork bat in the first inning. We have the Spork, and you don’t!!!

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel! - Homer Simpson

by aHorseWithNoName on May 6, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Awesome

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by philofthenorth on May 6, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow.....total breakdown of how Buck screwed up last night...

FSN showing pretty big cajones to point out a KC player’s flaw from the night before.

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Dang, I missed it.

That’s awesome though. Go FSN!

WTF, self?

by minda33 on May 6, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Quirk actually did an extremely informative breakdown of how

a catcher should receive a throw—both from LF and from RF. It was excellent teaching stuff.

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mariners, Royals Next

On FSN!

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 6, 2009 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

In case we need any more fuel for the Grass Creek Fire

I came across this blasphemous piece of filth on a google search og Sir Sidney…

What does it mean?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?

BOOM! ROASTED!

by GoBabies!! on May 6, 2009 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

MY EYES!!!

good God man!

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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're Fitty Fitty

On the M’s dumbass poll.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 6, 2009 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Comparing us to Fitty Cent?

Fail

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway - An Onymous

by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

what about 30 dimes 20 pennies?

that’s what one of my buddies called him back in the day

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I Didn't Realize

The M’s are in first too.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 6, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Texas has been pretty good

I still think they win that division.

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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, I hope so.

I always root for those guys when they’re not against KC.

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

during Ms pregame

they also said that their BAwRISP has been really good and expect it to fall. They also showed all their offensive stats are all grouped in the 11th to 13th best in AL.

Royals baseball. Where .260 would be orgasmic.

The General Theory of Royaltivity

by kabrink on May 6, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tug Now!

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by philofthenorth on May 6, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

go team...

seeing as how i live in the northwest… PONSON IN HD TONIGHT!

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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

oh... and the m's might be for real; but, only because their division sucks.

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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

RANGERS!!!!

They are good!

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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

YOUR EYES!

I am fortunate enough to be watching in standard def tonight

WTF, self?

by minda33 on May 6, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

gonna be going to the game tomorrow

anyone got any weather reports? I’m in Topeka

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by topekaroyal on May 6, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Ichiro Swings At

Anything.

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by philofthenorth on May 6, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

he's so lame. 200 hits.....child's play

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's A Good

Hitter, but he swings at low flying aircraft.

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by philofthenorth on May 6, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

bert dominating this half-inning so far

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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

He Da Man!

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by philofthenorth on May 6, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's da Muppet!

And can we name someone Ernie? It’s not right that there’s a Bert here but no Ernie.

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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

butler?

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by topekaroyal on May 6, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Aviles would get his head out of his ass,

Bert and Ernie would be a great DP combo. Aviles even kinda looks like Ernie, too.

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by Andy Edwards on May 6, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

*Holding back Bert and Ernie gay joke*

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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

play shitty teams. defeat. repeat.

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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Case in point: Florida Marlins

ESPN Failed to realize they played the Nats 6 TIMES in their first 11 games

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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Atta boy DDJ!

Official Callaspo Countdown to Cooperstown: 2861 hits to go!

by Ken Harvey on May 6, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

bloop me very much

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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Praise DeJesus!!!

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by Andy Edwards on May 6, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, #24!

Take note!

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by Andy Edwards on May 6, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ominous?

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by philofthenorth on May 6, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

yes ddj,

please dont try to kill yourself this evening.

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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like DeJesus got rid of that Cinco de Mayo hangover

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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

grit will get him over

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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm feeling gritty!

Official Callaspo Countdown to Cooperstown: 2861 hits to go!

by Ken Harvey on May 6, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

GRIT GRIT GRIT!!!

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by Andy Edwards on May 6, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

A very nice double...

Now on to Bloomquist

There's no hope with dope...

by chrisjo07 on May 6, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Very nice!

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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

grit!!!

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by topekaroyal on May 6, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Willie B.

And you guys hated him pre-season :)

BOOM! ROASTED!

by GoBabies!! on May 6, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I didn' t hate him

i knew nothing about him, had no opinion

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by topekaroyal on May 6, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

i thought he was black

up until about the All-Star break last year.

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Willie Ballgame!

I have a good feeling about tonight.

Could we maybe possibly get a non-scary win tonight?

by rockchalk on May 6, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

you forget to look who is pitching from our side of things

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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know.

As soon as I hit post, I remembered.

A guy can dream, though, right?

by rockchalk on May 6, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

For some reason, I see

a 9-2 shellacking coming by us. Even with Coco out of the lineup.

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by Andy Edwards on May 6, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

grit .400 watch is on

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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Got grit in his eye!

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by Andy Edwards on May 6, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Grit got in Grit's eye

that’s how much grit he brings to the K.

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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Sailors Suck!

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by philofthenorth on May 6, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

The scary wins are the best...

They’re close and intense…gotta love em’… :)

There's no hope with dope...

by chrisjo07 on May 6, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

ehhhh...

whatever

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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

oh IT'S ON!!!!!!

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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

we scored first...that's what counts...

or the fact that Teahen does that quite a bit…i’m with bandwagon…ehhh, whatever…

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by chrisjo07 on May 6, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

silva sucks

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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Suck Feattle!

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by philofthenorth on May 6, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

i see what you did there.

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on May 6, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Going the ol Muck Fizzou route I see....

booo

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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe it is used by more than just KU fans...

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by Andy Edwards on May 6, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not quite a Baconator.

But, maybe like 2 Jr. Bacon Cheezburgers

WTF, self?

by minda33 on May 6, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Do you think Billy would

laugh or be mad if he knew the Baconator jokes we make about him??

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by Andy Edwards on May 6, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, well played.

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by Andy Edwards on May 6, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

He'd laugh

Then correct us by telling us it is actually the Monster Burger from Hardees

BOOM! ROASTED!

by GoBabies!! on May 6, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

the new one?

Yea she’s ridiculous

BOOM! ROASTED!

by GoBabies!! on May 6, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yea,

she is smokin

BOOM! ROASTED!

by GoBabies!! on May 6, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

omg

are you f’ing kidding me? that’s not even fair – now I have to run out to hardees

Royals baseball. Where .260 would be orgasmic.

The General Theory of Royaltivity

by kabrink on May 6, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Billy of last year

would have laughed publicly but fumed privately, I think.

This year, I don’t know. He seems to have grown up a bunch.

WTF, self?

by minda33 on May 6, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol at guillen's speed

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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

what speed?

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by topekaroyal on May 6, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Toenail does what is needed most WHEN it is needed most

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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

just missed the bomb

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by topekaroyal on May 6, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Maier is starting in CF.

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by Andy Edwards on May 6, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

We can't strand runners tonight, C'mon Jake!!!

Official Callaspo Countdown to Cooperstown: 2861 hits to go!

by Ken Harvey on May 6, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

So, yeah, we are crushing Silva.

Crushing. Him.

If Teahen’s shot is five feet right, it’s something ridiculous like 3-0, with runners on 2nd and 3rd with 0 out.

Still, though.

That good feeling is still there.

by rockchalk on May 6, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I think i could hit Silva

He’s just throwing BP for $12 million a year

by SK on May 6, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Woo!

Official Callaspo Countdown to Cooperstown: 2861 hits to go!

by Ken Harvey on May 6, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

domination station

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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

well done Jake

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by topekaroyal on May 6, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

When he said, "Here comes, Billy,"

I about shit my pants. I can’t believe they didn’t throw him on him…

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by Andy Edwards on May 6, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Fun fact:

California officials are considering Owen’s arm as an emergency backup energy source in the event of brownouts this summer.

WTF, self?

by minda33 on May 6, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Mr. Jacobs Is

Impressing me.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 6, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a timely hit!

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by Ken Harvey on May 6, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ever since he lost the soul patch

he’s slowly improved

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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wanna see Collaspo hit a homer...

add insult to injury for Silva.

There's no hope with dope...

by chrisjo07 on May 6, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Is it just me

Or does the chick in that Keystone Light commercial look like a Hobbit/Human gene splicing expiriment

BOOM! ROASTED!

by GoBabies!! on May 6, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

go team go

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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Go Jake Go!

I never thought I would say this in a million years, but I really, really like Mike Jacobs.

Who woulda thunk?

by rockchalk on May 6, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Is That How

You get an easy out?

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by philofthenorth on May 6, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Could the impossible happen...

could consistent offense and a strong Ponson outing go hand in hand for the first time this season??

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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

(Cue Griffey double)

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by Andy Edwards on May 6, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cue end of inning

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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Touche.

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by Andy Edwards on May 6, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jr. still got that old stroke...

ALWAYS liked him.

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by Andy Edwards on May 6, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

My personal favorite

Hillman's facial hair is inconsistent. I am anything but

by McClure 'stache on May 6, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

All the Royals had US President's names

Hillman's facial hair is inconsistent. I am anything but

by McClure 'stache on May 6, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep.

I remember I bought the Sporting News’ baseball preview and manually entered the names of allllllll of the players. Good times.

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES!

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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

That game is currently in my

Super Nintendo. I still play it.

WTF, self?

by minda33 on May 6, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

My sister has my copy

and Super Nintendo. Must reclaim

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by McClure 'stache on May 6, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

How the hell do you let Griffey stroke a double on you?

He’s like Willie Mays for the Mets!

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by Ken Harvey on May 6, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I have always thought

Griffey has the sweetest swing in all of baseball

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by topekaroyal on May 6, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

KGJ Still Has

It. Gotta love him.

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by philofthenorth on May 6, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

ponson ERA update.

6.67

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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Round it down, it would be more appropriate!

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by Ken Harvey on May 6, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

6.66?

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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mark of the Beast!

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by Ken Harvey on May 6, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Sid goes CG

we need 4 more runs

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by McClure 'stache on May 6, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

6.67

the neighbor of the beast

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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Much better than that old drunk

Carooning on about

“PuuuuuuuuuuuuuRRRRRRRRiiiiiccce CCCCHHHHHHAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAA”

BOOM! ROASTED!

by GoBabies!! on May 6, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

How long until

Joel GOldberg interviews Carlos Santana?

BOOM! ROASTED!

by GoBabies!! on May 6, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Ahhhh Miggy

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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

olivo nearly got it out of the infield

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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

He squared that ball up

bad luck hitting

(and it wasn’t on the first pitch either!)

BOOM! ROASTED!

by GoBabies!! on May 6, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Look in the background sometime...

Is that Phillip Seymour Hoffman??

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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Boston 2 Cleveland 1 5th

Baltimore 3 Minnosota 0 2nd

Go Royals!

by BabyBlues on May 6, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

magic number one hundred something

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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

since coco isnt playing

is he twittering?

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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Playing WoW

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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

update...

.383

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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

had a dodge with a 383 in it

huge POS

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by topekaroyal on May 6, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I disappointed Aviles isn't in the lineup

He could really use the lift of facing one of the worst starting pitchers in professional baseball.

by SK on May 6, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Griffey's the only player

I really believe never did roids, and was just a great player

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by topekaroyal on May 6, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Agreed

Class act

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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Werd

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by philofthenorth on May 6, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed 100%.

What’s funny is that him getting hurt all of those years is almost a positive, in a weird sense. It makes it very, very, very unlikely that he ever did anything illegal or anything, and lets everyone appreciate him just for being awesome for real.

by rockchalk on May 6, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

ponson era update

6.46

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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

11 pitches per inning so far for Sid

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by Ken Harvey on May 6, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

he's the new greinke

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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Has he got any K's?

More like a starter version of Wright.

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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's k'd everyone

he’s that good.

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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

How long can Ponson keep this up?

I’ll take the 5th inning for when the wheels fall off.

Hope I’m wrong.

by Black and Gold on May 6, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll take the over

but only to 5 2/3

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by topekaroyal on May 6, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Third Time Through

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by philofthenorth on May 6, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Complete game shutout.

Calling it now.

- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes

by JobDDT on May 6, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Ponson could go to the bullpen

and be half as good as Jamey Wright has been, I’d be happy to see him take a roster spot.

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by JobDDT on May 6, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

BEES!

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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

see ya

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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

that was rocket launched

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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

woooooooooooooooooooo

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by topekaroyal on May 6, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Mark Can Mash!

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by philofthenorth on May 6, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

first one he's pulled this year

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by topekaroyal on May 6, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

nice d

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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Love me some Silva!

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by Ken Harvey on May 6, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah Boi

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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

how the hell did that squeak through???

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by topekaroyal on May 6, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

score update

kansas city 4 seattle 0 b3

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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Teahen!

I’m telling you: good feeling.

by rockchalk on May 6, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I love Frank's laugh!

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by Ken Harvey on May 6, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

baconated

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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Offense catching fire

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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

SILVA 4EVAH!!!!!

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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

and he pulled that one too

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on May 6, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

I love this game! Our offense is kicking @$$!!

There's no hope with dope...

by chrisjo07 on May 6, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Royals becoming M's wake-up call

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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

IT'S OVER 9000!!!

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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

total bases are only hits

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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks

But . . . . that still doesn’t make since, why would Total Bases not include EVERY base??

by Chyladin on May 6, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

AAAAA THE BEES, NOT THE BEES

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by JobDDT on May 6, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

XD XD XD Rec'd

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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

This sucks

We can’t get hits with the bases loaded.

by Chyladin on May 6, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

bert slam

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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

guillen wanted to go too

thats the shame of it all

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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joel's interviewing the wall

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by topekaroyal on May 6, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

It's not actually a wall,

just some douche dressed as one.

WTF, self?

by minda33 on May 6, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beat me to it!

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by Ken Harvey on May 6, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's

the wall from the food network

BOOM! ROASTED!

by GoBabies!! on May 6, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

No Slam For You!

Just DP

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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

bert fail

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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

drove in a run

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by Ken Harvey on May 6, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

dp's dont count as rbi's

but yes a run did score

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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bert only cares about 1 stat, WINS!

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by Ken Harvey on May 6, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I AGREE!

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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

This Just In!

Callaspo runs well!

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by philofthenorth on May 6, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Went to see Bill Clinton tonight

and some guy in an Elvis outfit was there.

Joel Goldberg didn’t interview that dude

by BHWick on May 6, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

i think at this point in time...

it might be possible that i could strike olivo out

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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Silva's a douche

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by topekaroyal on May 6, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

silva MAJOR FAIL!

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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

This is ridiculous.

I really feel bad for Silva

by SK on May 6, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Seattle FAIL

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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

HAHAAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAH

That is soooo little league

BOOM! ROASTED!

by GoBabies!! on May 6, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Worst

Sonic. Commerical. Yet

BOOM! ROASTED!

by GoBabies!! on May 6, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I miss when they were a

1950s themed sock hop

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by JobDDT on May 6, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boats N' Hoes

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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha ha

this just showed up in Mellinger’s Twitter…

Sirens back on. Silva just balked home a run. It’s mayhem here at the K

by RoyalsFanInBillings on May 6, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Dick Kaegel with some face time on FSN!

he looks like a cow chewing his curd or whatever it’s called

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

lmao

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by JobDDT on May 6, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey guys whats up

goooooooo fatson!!!!!!!!!!

I love it then!

by RoyalsFanInTulsa on May 6, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Ponson deserves a win for at least one of his past games

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by mazoboom on May 6, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

how low would the Mariners

ERA be without Silva?

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by CollininCalifornia on May 6, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Still at 11 pitches per inning!

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by Ken Harvey on May 6, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy SHit

Thats Dick Kaegel?

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by kcbottom9th on May 6, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Hes been hiding his physical appearance

like Rhonda Moss

- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
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by JobDDT on May 6, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously

I had always imagined him as a youngish guy with a beard. Like Seth Rogen kind of thing.

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by kcbottom9th on May 6, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha....they cut to the dugout after that strikeout

Greinke, Meche, Davies all sitting next to each other.

Meche and Davies are clapping for the strikeout..Greinke is just sitting there…..dreaming of Chipotle.

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

1st Ponson K and still no M's runs!

Ponson paybacks are a BITCH

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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy Crap... Just awok efrom an accidental 2 hour nap...

Has Ponson really been this good?

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on May 6, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

not really...

the Mariners are just not hitting the ball with any authority whatsoever

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by CollininCalifornia on May 6, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Im okay with that

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on May 6, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're still dreaming.

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by JobDDT on May 6, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope

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by mazoboom on May 6, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

NO U

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by JobDDT on May 6, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Silva makes Ponson look like a Cy Young candidate

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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

The name is Mitch, bitch!

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by Ken Harvey on May 6, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Mitch gonna have to choke a bitch?!

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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Garrett Olson is a bitch, then yes!

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by Ken Harvey on May 6, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mitchy baby!

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by cfizzle on May 6, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

MITCH

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by kcbottom9th on May 6, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL @ DDJ Almost gothit twice on one play

BOOM! ROASTED!

by GoBabies!! on May 6, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

DDJ get a bee in his shirt there?

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by topekaroyal on May 6, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

ok, gotta ask...

what’s with all the bee references? Is this tied into Dwight/The Office? Or is there something else?

by RoyalsFanInBillings on May 6, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

There was huge swarm yesterday

15k in a camera housing according to Joel

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by kcbottom9th on May 6, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

And there are still bees

living on the camera behind home plate.

The director of te game is obsessed witht hem

BOOM! ROASTED!

by GoBabies!! on May 6, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah....

things I miss when I can’t watch…

by RoyalsFanInBillings on May 6, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Redemption thy name is DeJesus!

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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Random Question

Wha’ Happened w/ Brayan Pena? Did he get claimed?

BOOM! ROASTED!

by GoBabies!! on May 6, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Nope

He is in Omaha

No outs to go!

by 45degreesnorth on May 6, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cleared waivers

Outrighted to Omaha.

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by kcbottom9th on May 6, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope, back in omaha

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by cfizzle on May 6, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thx x 3

I hadn’t heard

BOOM! ROASTED!

by GoBabies!! on May 6, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait

more people think that Bloomquist is making a bigger impact than Jacobs?

by BHWick on May 6, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

GRIT!!!!!!!!

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by topekaroyal on May 6, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

whta the hell was that???

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by topekaroyal on May 6, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Bloomy's quest for 400 update?

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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

.396

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on May 6, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

soooo close!

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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

DDJ is an idiot (still)

Maier held at third……….DDJ pays no attention and is 3/4 of the way to third already

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I blame Owen

Bloomers hit a ball that mitch should have scored on, Owen should have waved him in

DDJ didn’t think for a second that Owen would hold Meier

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by topekaroyal on May 6, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

which is why its DDJ's fault...

he should’ve had his head up and saw Maier was being held

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on May 6, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was DDJ's fault, not Maier

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by Ken Harvey on May 6, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes.

Maier did nothing wrong.

And him running home wasn’t even bad either, because it allowed Bloomers to get to 2nd.

by rockchalk on May 6, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, the one time that Dave Owen SHOULD send the runner, he doesn't.

I have no words.

It’s a really good thing that it is 6-0 right now, or, um, this board wouldn’t be all too pleased.

by rockchalk on May 6, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, watching the replay, maybe I was wrong.

And this probably isn’t the time, I suppose, to take chances like that.

Still, though.

by rockchalk on May 6, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why send the runner?

You have the best RF arm in the game with no outs and the heart of your order coming up.ABSOLUTELY NO REASON to send the runner home there

BOOM! ROASTED!

by GoBabies!! on May 6, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It was a slow-hit ball.

It was closer than I thought live when I saw the replay, but still.

The baserunning blunder is all on DDJ, totally. I just think MITCH! would have scored.

by rockchalk on May 6, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I heart DDJ's decision making skills on the basepaths

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

as i look for more stats saying how 'good' of a baserunner he is

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

holy sh*t

and it’s still in the 4th…damn…

There's no hope with dope...

by chrisjo07 on May 6, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Olson to Silva

“Anything you can do I can do better!”

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by Ken Harvey on May 6, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

So, can I safely say now that my gut feeling

of a blowout was correct?

It’s still too early, isn’t it?

by rockchalk on May 6, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

When did he last pitch?

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by kcbottom9th on May 6, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

May 1st I believe

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by Ken Harvey on May 6, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what I'm thinking

In the loss to the Twinkies.

No outs to go!

by 45degreesnorth on May 6, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

*checks*

Nope, Sir Sidney is still pitching. I think it’s a bit early to stat celebrating.

by sterlingice on May 6, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I heart Mark Teahen

The fake Canadian with skillz.

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by kcbottom9th on May 6, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Can We Score

Thjis much?

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 6, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

DDJ actually netted us 1 run there

If the bases are loaded, Owen doesn’t send the second runner, and then we STILL have the bases loaded. Recognize intuitive greatness.

If you don't understand it, kill it.

by Discodave on May 6, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

The way this season has gone so far...

I dont think its unreasonable at all to say that the Royals are the greatest franchise of all time.

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on May 6, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

13 hits and we are still in the bottom of the 4th!

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by Ken Harvey on May 6, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Jacobs up again in a big spot

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by Ken Harvey on May 6, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

and with a big spit...

man he’s disgusting

where tpj used to happen but no longer does due to his current dl status.

by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

We haven't been shutout all season

I think it’s gonna happen tonight

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by mazoboom on May 6, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

484 ft bomb

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by topekaroyal on May 6, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

oops meant 444 ft

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by topekaroyal on May 6, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

90 ft freebie

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by averagegatsby on May 6, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Billy has big ears

Never really noticed before

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by kcbottom9th on May 6, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I've been listening on the radio

I don’t even know how to be a fan of a successful baseball franchise.

Pecota, watch over us.

by castille on May 6, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

say WOOT!

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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bert get's the bases loaded again, let's be clutch Bert!

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by Ken Harvey on May 6, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

bert slam take 2

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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

wow jake is da man.

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on May 6, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Collaspo Grand Slam is coming!!!

…I hope…

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by chrisjo07 on May 6, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Memo to Seattle:

Don’t sign pitchers who have given up HR’s to Tony Pena Jr in their career.

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

i think we need a bert picture.

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by cfizzle on May 6, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate basecloggers

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by kcbottom9th on May 6, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

ball 6

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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Its not chew

It’s Chum

(== parts Chew & Bubble-Gum)

BOOM! ROASTED!

by GoBabies!! on May 6, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

was it the movie Little Big League...

where the guy had a baseball size wad wrapped in bubble gum?

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by averagegatsby on May 6, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

so with the Royals offensive explosion today

and with Sidney’s big-league fate hanging in the balance, does this mean the team really WANTS Sir Sidney to stick around?

by RoyalsFanInBillings on May 6, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh noes more stranded runners!

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by averagegatsby on May 6, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

That's twice he came up empty with the bases loaded!

Tomorrow might be a good time for a day off for Bert

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by Ken Harvey on May 6, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Man, that Teahen kid sucks.

After all, he only has 3 RBI tonight.

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by jonfmorse on May 6, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

+1 Haha!

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on May 6, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he can't

he should be Euthanized

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by kcbottom9th on May 6, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

.....

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway - An Onymous

by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sooo close

Overflow thread soon?

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by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let the media circus begin.

If you don't understand it, kill it.

by Discodave on May 6, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

and the 4 pitch walk, nice pontoon

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by cfizzle on May 6, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Sir Sidney's pitch count?

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by kcbottom9th on May 6, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

55

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by cfizzle on May 6, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not bad

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by kcbottom9th on May 6, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

According to JoePo...

Bengie Molina has a lower OBP than BA… WOW!

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by averagegatsby on May 6, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

and are so slow...

they actually still manage to get thrown out at first on a walk

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by averagegatsby on May 6, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love Denny Matthews.

“That’s one thing you can do in slow games . . . insert the name Yuniesky Betancourt. That’ll kill you some time.”

by Eppenweb on May 6, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Denny has been crabby lately

Always complaining about how long games are

- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes

by JobDDT on May 6, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's been doing that for 40 years.

In the 1985 Baseball Abstract, Bill James even mentions it as one of Denny’s flaws.

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by jonfmorse on May 6, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

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