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I'm not sure how the Royals managed to get sixteen non-homer hits off of the Mariners tonight, including thirteen singles, but they did, and the won.

Meanwhile, Sidney Ponson, who had slid from "tough luck loser" to "sucky pitcher" over the last few weeks, reaped the benefits, and had his best start of the season. (And probably his best start since this game, back in last May.)

After going 3-5 against the Mariners in '06, and 3-6 in '07, the Royals have currently won eight of ten against Seattle dating back to the beginning of last season.

Could someone update us with a new territorial map of the key swing state of Wyoming? I made this one last season, and it's now out of date.

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just because it's finally true.

If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.

by Warden11 on May 6, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

.....

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway - An Onymous

by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Finally true?

It was pretty true when taking 3 of 4 from the team that had the best record in the American League hading into that series.

I am Billy Butler's Gold Glove.

by cbrett42 on May 7, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

MMMM FIVE GAME STREAK

GOTTA LOVE A GREAT ASS WHOOPING!

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. ~Greg, age 8

by loyal2theroyals on May 6, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, and how did the Royals get 17 hits off of the Mariners?

Because the Royals have a so-so offense and Silva and Olson suck. The Royals LD% in this game was huge.

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by NYRoyal on May 6, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

don't forgot their awesome defenders...

at every position except the middle infield, where some balls occasionally go.

Branyan’s not horrible at first, I guess.

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by devil_fingers on May 6, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Right. I think Will was saying that the Royals had 1 HR and 16 non-homer hits. I’m not sure what the point of that was. I guess it’s to point out that the Royals got a lot of singles, so it wasn’t really an impressive hitting performance for the Royals. So take out the HR, the doubles, the line drives and the walks and the Royals really didn’t do much offensively tonight.

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by NYRoyal on May 6, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah

I guess even a great defense can’t overcome Carlos Silva. And the mighty Royals offense!

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by NYRoyal on May 6, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BODs for the Twins and Sox series are up

Working on Cleveland and Toronto next, and then I’ll get tonight up!

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. ~Greg, age 8

by loyal2theroyals on May 6, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Whats the big news about the prospect?!?! im nervous.

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on May 6, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

damn it

how many times do we need to tell upper management: keep him AWAY from doors! That boy is like the Hulk, he doesn’t know his own strength!

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. ~Greg, age 8

by loyal2theroyals on May 6, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

is that all?

not good news, obviously, but I was really worried with how Minda was getting worked up, there was something wrong with Disco

by RoyalsFanInBillings on May 6, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, that's not it.

And luckily, it’s not Disco. I would have abandoned the Royals forever if it were.

WTF, self?

by minda33 on May 6, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you can't tell us yet can you?

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on May 6, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Smokin the Reefer

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on May 6, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

>_>

erm.

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. ~Greg, age 8

by loyal2theroyals on May 6, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i was just messing around, i know nothing.

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on May 6, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope, I can't tell anyone...

just letting Greg tell everyone. Sad.

WTF, self?

by minda33 on May 6, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't tease

It’s no fun.

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by NYRoyal on May 6, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry.

I know, it’s a pain in the ass. I’ll stop now. It’s Schaum time.

WTF, self?

by minda33 on May 6, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

are you on the show?

or is it super-depressing news about Jason Taylor

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by devil_fingers on May 6, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sounds like its not fun news to be sharing.

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on May 6, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Since when is Bale a prospect?

I’m going to guess sometime in the 1990’s.

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by NYRoyal on May 6, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

im guessing it has to do with hochevar staying in omaha

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on May 6, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I really don't see how that can possibly be a setback of more than 12 hours or so.

Weird.

"Now…put that in your [BLEEP]ing pipe and smoke it." -Hal McRae

"I was doing this when BJ was in his father's nutsack." -Renzo Gracie

by Sweep_the_Leg on May 6, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is where HoRam earns his $1.7M

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by devil_fingers on May 6, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Interestingly, HoRam's tRA as a reliever is excellent

Even moreso after tonight. Take it FWIW.

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by NYRoyal on May 6, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

priceless quote on TPJ in that story
Shortstop Tony Pena was back in the clubhouse after undergoing surgery on Monday…He can throw and run but cannot catch or bat a ball. He’s expected to miss four to six weeks.

Cause he hit so well before the broken hand.

by RoyalsFanInBillings on May 6, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mariner friend of mine

Seattle players could play better with no feet

signs of serious ownage. Bandwagon lvl now up to 10 (mostly thanks to ES “ZOMGreinke” PN.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway - An Onymous

by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fail

I suck at block quotes

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway - An Onymous

by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It might not be you.

Sometimes, SB nation messes mine up. It’s usually a huge problem if I have quotes with line breaks in them. Not sure why, but it’s annoying.

WTF, self?

by minda33 on May 6, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you're going to be on the show, right?

there’s a reason I have these stupid ear buds in, and it’s not to hear Schaum talk about “1985” and the “Braves way” blah blah blah

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by devil_fingers on May 6, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes

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by NYRoyal on May 6, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

where tpj used to happen but no longer does due to his current dl status.

by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LET'S GO ROYALS

Joel’s concerned because that guy who just ran on the set is aiming for a job

by BHWick on May 6, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

were the Royals after Silva?

or was that just some fans?

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by devil_fingers on May 6, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

have the royals won the pennant yet?

where tpj used to happen but no longer does due to his current dl status.

by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

not till tomrrow.

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on May 6, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Which leads to mandatory Scrubs ref

I have herpes… for YOU

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway - An Onymous

by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also said

….so he can work his way back into pitching in the 6th, 7th, even 8th inning situations.

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by NYRoyal on May 6, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

because we have to keep him on the roster all year?

Royals baseball. Where .260 would be orgasmic.

The General Theory of Royaltivity

by kabrink on May 6, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I chuckled when I saw that Farnsworth was coming in to pitch the 9th inning of a blowout game

that’s got to feel good — being dumped to be the very last guy in the bullpen after signing to be the setup man

by Top Ramen on May 7, 2009 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's been around long enough to know the score

Obviously, the guy doesn’t want to suck. I just hope that he listens to McClure and they can get him to be somewhat helpful to the team. I do think it’s kind of sucky and low class to boo the guy. What are we? New Yorkers?

Royals baseball. Where .260 would be orgasmic. [I was right! We're hitting .265 and we are fairly orgasmic right now.]

The General Theory of Royaltivity

by kabrink on May 7, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

colin=kcscoliny?

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by devil_fingers on May 6, 2009 11:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ah

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by devil_fingers on May 6, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

did Jason Giambi age 10 years in the offseason?

not his hitting, but his bearsd

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by devil_fingers on May 6, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh I love the Seattle blog pics

all epic wins.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway - An Onymous

by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

we beat you

ha!

where tpj used to happen but no longer does due to his current dl status.

by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SPORTSMANSHIP NOW!

unless there is unforseen sarcasm text

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway - An Onymous

by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Touche sir

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway - An Onymous

by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sprok for batting title!

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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Someone should call in and ask what the news is

so I can get some sleep tonight!

Official Callaspo Countdown to Cooperstown: 2861 hits to go!

by Ken Harvey on May 6, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

gotta agree there

if there was ever a Neil something something player of the game, it’s Sideny Ponson

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by devil_fingers on May 6, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That's why players play hard

So they can win the Neil something player of the game.

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by NYRoyal on May 6, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It's Neil Harris

I didn’t realize Doogie Howser had a heating/ac business in the greater KC area

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by devil_fingers on May 6, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Neil Patrick Harris Player of the Game

I’m glad the Royals are marketing themselves to the gay fanbase.

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by NYRoyal on May 6, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

as well as the anonymous millions who have actually seen a whole episode of

“How I met your Mother.”

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by devil_fingers on May 6, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that show still on?

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by NYRoyal on May 6, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i have no idea

if it is, and Chuck get canned…

…well, there isn’t shit I can do about it. I guess I’ll just bitch about Jacobs a bit more.

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by devil_fingers on May 6, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I always see the first 5 minutes . . .

. . . after Big Bang Theory is over.

by Chyladin on May 6, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTF, self?

by minda33 on May 6, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

note to HIllman and interviewer

wait to smoke a joint until after the interview is done

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by devil_fingers on May 6, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Btw, we just won 9-1 with the following pitchers on the mound

Sid
HoRam
Farnsworth

I can’t decide if that is more unbelievable, or if it is the fact that we are currently the 2nd best team in the AL (tied w/ Boston)

Official Callaspo Countdown to Cooperstown: 2861 hits to go!

by Ken Harvey on May 6, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

how about scoring 9 runs?

If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.

by Warden11 on May 6, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

meaning that in the last few years that has been fairly

unbelievable.

If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.

by Warden11 on May 6, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's the full moon

everyone acts batshit crazy on a full moon. Don’t believe me? Go to an elementary school on a normal day and a full moon day and bask in the difference.

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. ~Greg, age 8

by loyal2theroyals on May 6, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

not only will they show when a full moon is happening,

they are also a good indicator on changes in weather.

If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.

by Warden11 on May 6, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

or when that cute guy in homeroom breaks up with his girlfriend of two weeks

tee hee, he’s so dreeeeeammmyyyyy

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. ~Greg, age 8

by loyal2theroyals on May 6, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

:(

that’s sad

Kansas City Royals: your 2006 and 2007 NL Central champions!

by mazoboom on May 6, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sorry

forgot the sarcasm font

My bad.

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. ~Greg, age 8

by loyal2theroyals on May 6, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

Jeff and Frank managed to use the phrase step on the neck like 6 times in the post-game show. I’m impressed.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway - An Onymous

by ratherfantastic on May 6, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

when did that start

and what is its official definition of use?

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. ~Greg, age 8

by loyal2theroyals on May 6, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

quirk used it in a post-game show early in the season.....as a way to kick a team when their down

and close out the series with a sweep…..Joel Goldberg LOVED it….so now they use it all the time.

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Headed out there tomorrow.

Looking forward to it.

If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.

by Warden11 on May 6, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

nothin yet?

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on May 6, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He makes for good depth

This is the first time I’ve listened to this show. I’m not impressed yet.

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by NYRoyal on May 6, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you won't be

If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.

by Warden11 on May 6, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I listened to an offseason podcast

‘cause doublestix and RN were on it. Schaum isn’t that bad, although I’m not sure which one he is. The “1985” and “Braves way” stuff is silly, but whatever, they gotta fill up air time. Probably doing more for society than my dissertation will.

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by devil_fingers on May 6, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Teahen on the phone on MLBN

Kansas City Royals: your 2006 and 2007 NL Central champions!

by mazoboom on May 6, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

“I’m aware that Gordon is the third baseman of the future or whatever, but I’m keeping it warm for him till he returns. I am most comfortable at third though”

Kansas City Royals: your 2006 and 2007 NL Central champions!

by mazoboom on May 6, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

to be fair

boy has been shuffled around like a cheap pair of slippers. Wouldn’t you give some ’tude if you had to go from 3rd base to the outfield to 2nd?

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. ~Greg, age 8

by loyal2theroyals on May 6, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

then back to the outfield

and then BACK to 3rd?

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. ~Greg, age 8

by loyal2theroyals on May 6, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he'll be block Moustakas

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by devil_fingers on May 6, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

we should try throwing him out as a pitcher too

make it a promotional game a la Charlie Finley! Come one, come all to the amazing Shuffling Teahen Show! Watch him dazzle batters with his killer curve ball and then come out next inning in center field to catch some pop flys!

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. ~Greg, age 8

by loyal2theroyals on May 6, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

hea actually can throw a bad ass curve.

Come on, Annie, think of something clever to say, huh? Something full of magic, religion, bullshit. Come on, dazzle me.

by BillyMojo on May 7, 2009 8:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, he was specifically asked where he felt more comfortable

and he was just being honest since he’s spent more time there as he said. I just thought the “or whatever” was funny. He continued on to say “I just gotta keep being good at the plate so they’ll have to find a spot for me”

Kansas City Royals: your 2006 and 2007 NL Central champions!

by mazoboom on May 6, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

emphasis on "have to"

Kansas City Royals: your 2006 and 2007 NL Central champions!

by mazoboom on May 6, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sb nation and royals review shutting down

due to infestation of “stat nerds”

where tpj used to happen but no longer does due to his current dl status.

by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ARE YOU GODDAM FUCKING KIDDING ME

fire alarm. FUCK YOU, RESIENTS OF MY BUILDING>

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

WTF, self?

by minda33 on May 6, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

meh, let the RA handle it, that's what those suckers are paid to do

(yes, I know)

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by devil_fingers on May 6, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

karma

that’s what you get for teasing us…

by RoyalsFanInBillings on May 6, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're an RA, right?

If so, that calls for a few Wednesday night 3 a.m. fire drills.

If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.

by Warden11 on May 6, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ahahahaha

This is making me look forward to next year as a CA (our version of RAs) sooooo much more!

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. ~Greg, age 8

by loyal2theroyals on May 6, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, it is about finals time

At KU, that meant at least 3 or 4 per week :(

by sterlingice on May 6, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

good times.

man I don’t miss going out in the snow in my PJ’s at 2 am on a friday night. Good ol’ Hashinger Hall…

I've got crazy flipper fingers!

by labbadabba on May 7, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oooo Captain Optimistic!

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by devil_fingers on May 6, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Captain Optimistic?

Yikes

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by NYRoyal on May 6, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

(timlacy)

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by devil_fingers on May 6, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

captain lame name

where tpj used to happen but no longer does due to his current dl status.

by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He wouldn't trade our team for any team in baseball

This guy is classic. And he dislikes Denny Matthews. Loser. And he likes Bob Davis. Total loser.

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by NYRoyal on May 6, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

- Farnsworth...

Straight up for the Padres

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on May 6, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd take Gonzalez and Peavy

Want a power hitter and a great 3 man playoff staff? ;)

by sterlingice on May 6, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

not to mention David Eckstein

Bloomquist insurance

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by devil_fingers on May 6, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Peavy is DONE!!!

He would get absolutely lit up in the AL

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on May 6, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

give the guy some credit now...

that’s Ponson, Anthony Reyes, Porcello, Bartolo Colon, Nick Blackburn level…..

Peavy is worlds better than those guys

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

as he gives up a HR

to Justin Upton

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on May 6, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Upton is has been beastly lately

did you see that bomb he hit in Milwaukee?

BBTN said he led league in avg. HR distance last year.

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

is he even 21 yet?

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by devil_fingers on May 6, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he turned 17 yesterday

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on May 6, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

to be fair....

denny has gotten significantly worse

Fire Hillman

by billybeingbilly on May 6, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

From what I've heard, he sounds just like always to me

One of the best in the business.

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by NYRoyal on May 6, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he sounds like its actually work moreso this year than in the past....

which is strange considering that we’re winning

Fire Hillman

by billybeingbilly on May 6, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think

he misses ryan. note lack of sarcasm font.

"red bull is amaZing" -Coco Crisp

by grantfunk on May 7, 2009 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he was warming up for the "Willie is an everday player rant"

but his personal electrcity shorted out his phone

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by devil_fingers on May 6, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

they cut him off, right?

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by devil_fingers on May 6, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bob Davis is the worst

Literally possibly the worst in the business.

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by NYRoyal on May 6, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I have never agreed with NYR moreso than now.

Really.

Royals baseball. Where .260 would be orgasmic.

The General Theory of Royaltivity

by kabrink on May 6, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ponson unites us all

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by devil_fingers on May 6, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

a little blooper out to left!

in Bob Davis, that means it’s at least a double.

You don’t want to hear that it’s a flare though, because that means it’s usually a flare right into the other team’s glove.

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. ~Greg, age 8

by loyal2theroyals on May 6, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great job by Ponson tonight

but, Mr. Broadcaster, “Total Professional” is not a description of him that springs to mind

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by devil_fingers on May 6, 2009 11:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He plays no games for any amateur leagues

So he is a total professional.

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by NYRoyal on May 6, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Note to Miguel Olivo: I don't know whether you were in the right or wrong

but Russ Branyan is not A. J. Pierzynski.

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by devil_fingers on May 6, 2009 11:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If Russ Branyan tries to cross the plate, he's going to take one in the mug

…even though it breaks your heart.

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by NYRoyal on May 6, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it was a late slide

olivo thought it was going to be a collision play

by Mac'n'Seitz on May 6, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

heh

I mean the reference to the stare down. Russ Branyan isn’t some weenie annoying catcher. he’s massive. Hopefully, he makes about as much contact with his fists as he does with his bat.

Wait, am I worrying about Olivo geting hurt?

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by devil_fingers on May 6, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

in other news

the yankees suck

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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 11:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i thought you said news

uhm…?

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by loyal2theroyals on May 6, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

arod successfully executed a slide today

this is also news

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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

did he take a kid to the park or something?

I wouldn’t doubt that ESPN would cover that and call it news.

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by loyal2theroyals on May 6, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I bet a coworker 20

that the Royals will finish the season with more wins than the Yankees

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on May 6, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That might not happen

And the Royals could still make the playoffs ahead of them.

by Chyladin on May 6, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Yankees have nothing...

Live and die by the HR, and they are awful defensively theri SP isn’t great and their bullpen is awful, I like my chances

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on May 6, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hypothetical trade

moustakas + wood for peavy? if the royals are in contention 60 days from now.

by Mac'n'Seitz on May 6, 2009 11:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Double no

"Now…put that in your [BLEEP]ing pipe and smoke it." -Hal McRae

"I was doing this when BJ was in his father's nutsack." -Renzo Gracie

by Sweep_the_Leg on May 6, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

personality?

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by kabrink on May 6, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So, are we still waiting on some kind of "big" news?

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by kabrink on May 6, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yes

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by NYRoyal on May 6, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think this is very suspicious

that she disappeared. I think she’s going to be on the show.

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by kabrink on May 6, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes

is it time to start a guessing game to pass the time? We know it’s a Royals prospect, and he is probably a good one b/c a scrub wouldn’t make the news…and we know it’s not Disco b/c Minda hasn’t given up on the Royals…

Let’s hear everyone’s best guess

by RoyalsFanInBillings on May 6, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

they've canceled the rest of the season.

the royals are just too good.

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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This better not be BIG news

Because if it is and they are letting Teahen talk about his mom before they get to it, I will be pissed!!!!

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by Ken Harvey on May 6, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

someone has to win those earrings~!

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by devil_fingers on May 6, 2009 11:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

1st rate reporting

fox news style questioning

by Mac'n'Seitz on May 6, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think you mean NYTimes to Obama

What is the most enchanting thing about being POTUS?

by Chyladin on May 6, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

okay okay... I'm not a mod

but some of us come here to escape politics

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by devil_fingers on May 6, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I cancelled my follow up comment.

Good point, we all love the Royals right??

by Chyladin on May 6, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sorry, not trying to be a dick

and I lapse into it myself. Just a friednly suggestion

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by devil_fingers on May 6, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No problem, I talk too much politics as it is . . .

. . . kind of my thing, it just comes naturally sometimes.

by Chyladin on May 6, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Outstanding.

"Now…put that in your [BLEEP]ing pipe and smoke it." -Hal McRae

"I was doing this when BJ was in his father's nutsack." -Renzo Gracie

by Sweep_the_Leg on May 6, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes, excellent

I like the Wolves, etc. area. Similarly, in the Ms territory you need a “here there be dragons”.

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by kabrink on May 6, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

wolves, etc is awesome

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by mazoboom on May 6, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have to express some dissent

It should have said, “Wolves, Lower.”

This space for rent.

by jonfmorse on May 7, 2009 2:18 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe a picture of a grizzly bear mauling a M's fan in their territory

"It’s not about the guacamole itself," Greinke said. "I just don’t want to let them win."

by lobes on May 7, 2009 3:26 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well

The Royals are on tv again here in Seamen territory – Game Rewind. Does that mean we can count 18 runs?

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by kabrink on May 6, 2009 11:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

do it

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by devil_fingers on May 6, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

d'oh, I was hoping no one heard that

I figured I should call in and support Kyle, but then I got on so fast I didn’t know what so say, so I just went with my trash-talking instincts

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by devil_fingers on May 6, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait, tell the details. I missed this

Kansas City Royals: your 2006 and 2007 NL Central champions!

by mazoboom on May 6, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the guy from Driveline Mechanics was a guest on this Cleveland

show…..and d_f called in and asked him what he thought of the AL Central standings….there’s a link somewhere….(searching)….

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 6, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you %$#@!

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by devil_fingers on May 6, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ignore the man behind the curtain

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by devil_fingers on May 6, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

man don't be embarrassed...

you’re representing for the Royals. Be Proud! It was good work.

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 7, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hope this sort of language was all up in the call

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by mazoboom on May 6, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm saving it for my inevitable date with Rany's show

or when me and Captain Optimistic get our own podcast

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by devil_fingers on May 7, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

did you ever figure out

your new journalism name?

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by kabrink on May 6, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no, I'm not a journalist

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by devil_fingers on May 7, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"for each home run mike aviles hits"...

ha!

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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 11:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Straub construction! Butler homeruns!

MailPrint inc & the food bank are getting screwed this season

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by devil_fingers on May 6, 2009 11:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Obviously that charity doesn't like to donate...

Because Aviles may not hit a HR all year at this rate

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on May 6, 2009 11:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

why am i listening to this nonsense?

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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 11:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

sent home for personal reasons?

what the hell does that mean? Said Boras is related…is this a minor leaguer holding out for more money? WTF?

by RoyalsFanInBillings on May 6, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Minor leaguers can't/don't hold out for more money

He probably got pissed off because he thinks he’s healthy and hasn’t been assigned to a minor league team yet, so he raised some hell and yelled at someone and so the Royals are slapping him on the wrist.

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by NYRoyal on May 6, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow I really dont care about this

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on May 6, 2009 11:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dan Gutierrez is now a Boras client

And, his camp is warring with the Royals who have sent him home “for personal reasons.”

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by NYRoyal on May 6, 2009 11:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

so we learned that boras is an ass?

that crushed my world

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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 11:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

gawww

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by loyal2theroyals on May 6, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

good

you realize we’re going to razz you about the Gutierrez thing until he gets to the majors, at the minimum, right?

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by devil_fingers on May 6, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's fine....

…..as long as my Guz gets a September 09 callup like he thinks he’s getting

WTF, self?

by minda33 on May 6, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He'll be lucky to get (or deserve) a Sept. '10 callup

Does he realize he’s never pitched above low-A ball yet?

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by NYRoyal on May 6, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think that saying he'll be up this year

is more of a “swagger” thing. the way I see it, all pro athletes have to have a little bit of that cockiness, or they wouldn’t stick with it. He’s aware of what all the scouts/prospect hawks/whomever say about him…

WTF, self?

by minda33 on May 6, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

here's what a moron I am

I can’t keep him and Duffy straight. I assume I’m the only one.

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by devil_fingers on May 7, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

which one is the "funny" one?

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by devil_fingers on May 7, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Duffy has to be funnier than Gutierrez

Duffy sounds like a cartoon character.

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by NYRoyal on May 7, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and the Simpsons beer

and that one British pop singer who sings “Mercy”

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 7, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

right, I thikn it's Duffy

iirc, Duffy also has a great “I’m not making a pitching face” pitching face

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by devil_fingers on May 7, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unfortunately, he has too much swagger

My read is that he thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread and now he’s acting like a petulant child who isn’t getting what he wants. He needs to understand that he’s just a prospect who has a lot of hurdles to jump before he’s to be taken seriously.

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by NYRoyal on May 7, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't buy it

that would be pretty strange for a 21 year-old pro athelete

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by devil_fingers on May 7, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

/sarc

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by devil_fingers on May 7, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

huh, usually you aren't so concerned with Boras

I figured you’d say it was no biggie, that it will blow over, etc.

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by devil_fingers on May 7, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He is only about 10 years from free agency!!!

Time to go to war with the Royals front office is now!

Go Royals!

by BabyBlues on May 7, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The weird thing is,

to talk to him, he actually seems like he’s got his shit together. He has always made time for me as a writer, even though I’m a nobody and he could easily get away with big-timing me. Seriously, at no time has he ever come across as this raging egomaniac type of character, and I’ve talked to him a fair amount even outside of interviewing him.

This whole thing is a bit of cognitive dissonance, because I have seen him as one of the “nice guys” all spring.

WTF, self?

by minda33 on May 7, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

any volunteers to post a fanpost about this sitiation?

In case someone shows up here tomorrow not knowing they need to look here?

by royalsreview on May 7, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not it.

I missed the “official” discussion on air. I think that some of what I know is not quite right.

WTF, self?

by minda33 on May 7, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

(hence the doom-and-glooming all evening)

I thought it was actually a little worse than it was.

WTF, self?

by minda33 on May 7, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

like i said, though, there's a good chance

you know more than we do, we only heard the little bit on the 610 postgame

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by devil_fingers on May 7, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Meh.

I’ll see if Guz wants to talk about it at all, but I’m not holding my breath.

WTF, self?

by minda33 on May 7, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't mean straight from him

but I mean from Schaum, etc., they can’t won’t necessarilly say everything they’ve heard on the air, right?

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by devil_fingers on May 7, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was downstairs dying in a fire,

so I didn’t hear exactly what Schaum even said. So I have no idea how much I know compared to how much you know.

I am going to kill whoever pulled that fire alarm…

WTF, self?

by minda33 on May 7, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't mean to be bitchy to request...

I would do it myself but didn’t hear the interview

by royalsreview on May 7, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wasn't even an interview

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by devil_fingers on May 7, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, it was like a 30-second blurb

It will be my shortest fanpost ever.

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by NYRoyal on May 7, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't think it was bitchy...

It’s better to ask someone else to do it since you didn’t hear it! Though I can’t speak for everyone, I doubt anyone thought it was a “bitchy” request. :-)

WTF, self?

by minda33 on May 7, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jo-El

told him to be nice to you and you’d help him pack for KC.

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by kabrink on May 7, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah, it's not like that either.

He IS awfully cute, though.

WTF, self?

by minda33 on May 7, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

speaking of "cute"

did anyone else think Franklin Gutierrez was wearing eye liner or something in the game tonight? weird.

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by kabrink on May 7, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He is a handsome man.

But i suspect he might beat DDJ in a contest to see who can spend more time in front of a mirror/who has more health & beauty products.

WTF, self?

by minda33 on May 7, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe tomorrow he'll look like

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by kabrink on May 7, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, you know more than us

but he can be a nice guy, and smart, and still have a disagreement with the team that gets a bit bigger than normal. Happens all the time.

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by devil_fingers on May 7, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no

the team/owner is always right

sincerely
sports cliche man

by royalsreview on May 7, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes

the battle of grass creek has changed forever

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by blue bandwagon on May 6, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's what you call a tease

to get a bunch of mom’s basement guys to listen

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by kabrink on May 6, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So Boras is trying to use him as leverage to get

Hoochaver back to KC so he becomes a free agent a year later? Seems like sort of a stretch.

Go Royals!

by BabyBlues on May 6, 2009 11:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So Boras has lit a fire under an ego-driven 21-year-old who has likely thrown a fit and is now getting a timeout

Meh. Boras will eventually convince him that he’s never going to make serious money unless he actually pitches and pitches well, and get him back to pitching again.

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by NYRoyal on May 6, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"pot-o-mac"

awesome

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by devil_fingers on May 6, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

maybe there's more to this

and maybe Minda knows it, and that’s why she was pushing it…

by RoyalsFanInBillings on May 6, 2009 11:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

...a little.

Also, Gutierrez is a personal favorite of mine. I actually thought it was a little more doom-and-gloom. Sorry to go all Chicken Little on y’all…I really did think the result was going to be more earth-shattering, but as long as they’re just warring there’s still hope that Guz will still pitch in Game 1 of the Royals World Series championship in 2011 like he promised me.

WTF, self?

by minda33 on May 6, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So... how long do we razz minda for convincing us all to listen to this?

I think until game 3 of the ALCS

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by devil_fingers on May 6, 2009 11:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

if I were a guy I would try to make a joke out of that

bummer :\

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. ~Greg, age 8

by loyal2theroyals on May 6, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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by kabrink on May 6, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

who is that?

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by devil_fingers on May 6, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sela Ward

only one of my fave women, …evah

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by kabrink on May 6, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

just in keeping

with the “women over 40 thread of last night” – my mind goes where it will

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by kabrink on May 6, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no, you're thinkingo of Jill Hennessey

who has/had a very sexy voice

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by devil_fingers on May 7, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FWIW

She had a bit part on Night Court once.

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by kabrink on May 7, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I LOVED Markie Post

Series crush. Hell, she still looks decent.

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by NYRoyal on May 7, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

haven't seen her in a million years

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by kabrink on May 7, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

She was on 30 Rock this season

For a pseudo-Night Court reunion.

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by NYRoyal on May 7, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

doesn't seem like your type

I thought you generally preferred raven-haired seductresses

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by devil_fingers on May 7, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and, yes, I think we've been spending too much time "together" on the blog

if I have an idea of your preferences in that regard

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by devil_fingers on May 7, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's the season!

162 games together, rain or shine, blonde or brunette!

WTF, self?

by minda33 on May 7, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

can't speak to NYR

but that’s generally my MO, also

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by kabrink on May 7, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

great

now we’ve been spending too much time together on this blog

by marbotty on May 7, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, but I mostly like curves

And she had/has some great curves.

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by NYRoyal on May 7, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes

But, I’d “do stuff” with Markie Post also.

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by kabrink on May 7, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's ok, don't want you behind me

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by kabrink on May 7, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

horrible

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by kabrink on May 7, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok. this time let your hair down and no glasses… oh god glasses back on!

My stories a lot like yours only more interesting because it involves robots!

by AvilesRotY on May 7, 2009 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

She did have some horrible 80's hair

And she peaked after the above shot which was in her “The Fall Guy” period. She was at her best on Night Court although they didn’t do much cheesecake with her.

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by NYRoyal on May 7, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

She was murdered in "The Fugitive"

And I’m now calling my therapist to set up an appointment, because I tried to think of when she was as hot as this picture and came up with that.

"It’s not about the guacamole itself," Greinke said. "I just don’t want to let them win."

by lobes on May 7, 2009 3:33 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's what I thought

she is/was hot

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by devil_fingers on May 6, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree

Kansas City Royals: your 2006 and 2007 NL Central champions!

by mazoboom on May 6, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not a huge fan

Objectively I can see she’s pretty.

But, subjectively… I don’t know.

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by mazoboom on May 7, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can go with that

BTW, I was searching pictures of her on google and found out that she was MARRIED to Salmon Rushdie (now divorced thank god) —WTF?

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by kabrink on May 7, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

although

I guess that gives me a little bit of hope (as soon as I get rich and famous and a fatwa)

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by kabrink on May 7, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BOD for April is complete

time for Loyal2 to sleep, gonna throw up tonight’s BOD tomorrow in the AM so I’m not flooding the fan posts.

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. ~Greg, age 8

by loyal2theroyals on May 6, 2009 11:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

sounds fricking painful
gonna throw up tonight’s BOD tomorrow

Royals baseball. Where .260 would be orgasmic.

The General Theory of Royaltivity

by kabrink on May 6, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh hush

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. ~Greg, age 8

by loyal2theroyals on May 6, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i was at the game tonight

3 rows back of the mariners dug out, great seats

things that stood out to me:
ponson is a cat on the mound
ponson really didn’t pitch that well, but he got quite lucky
olivo looks as bad at the plate in person as on tv
callaspo is a really aggressive hitter
watching kyle farnsworth have a mini meltdown in the ninth inning was getting laughs from everybody in the stadium
kansas city baseball fans are some of the nicest in history – seriously a standing O for ponson. respect

realistically speaking

by slayor on May 6, 2009 11:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yes

what an acrobat. i mean really

realistically speaking

by slayor on May 6, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

actually, I headr that it wasn't so much a standing O

as everyone making a dask for concessions before Ponson go tthe ice on

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by devil_fingers on May 6, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'd have to disagree

i was in section 212 (3rd base line, front row of the top level of the lower bowl) and it was a pretty respectful moment. farnsworth, however, damn near got lynched. it was intense. people were very, very angry with him from the moment he came in, and i’m pretty sure the announcer didn’t say his name. i almost wish he would have blown 4 or 5 runs so we could send him down for a few years and trade him for a bag of balls like he-who-must-not-be-named.

"red bull is amaZing" -Coco Crisp

by grantfunk on May 7, 2009 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

of course

it was a joke

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by devil_fingers on May 7, 2009 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Schaum's speculation

He thinks the nature of the conflict between the two camps is who Gutierrez should be working out/rehabbing with. The Royals want their guy, Gutierrez wants it to be a Boras guy. I think Boras started this by stoking a fire under Gutierrez to get him to switch agents and sign with him. So Boras starts this and “stands by” his new client. Then he lets Gutierrez calm down and tells him that it’s in his best interest to do what the Royals say but promises he’ll get him big money down the line.

The immoderate moderator

by NYRoyal on May 6, 2009 11:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

unless he overcame social anxiety I don't give a damn

then again, he was once a teammate of Huber, so…

by royalsreview on May 7, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's getting into

“crappy older guy” territory, and they’ve got some young players they need to block. It’s Tradition.

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by devil_fingers on May 7, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he may still be stuck in Australia...

haven’t google newsed him in awhile…

by royalsreview on May 7, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

there has to be in interview

nay, the first RR podcast!

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by devil_fingers on May 7, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nah...he's in AAA I believe

saw his name somewhere last week when we played them

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 7, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

only 12?

He’s done. Number 5 starter, maybe

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by mazoboom on May 7, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ponson pitched well today too

Im chalking it up to the Full Moon

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on May 7, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

17th win

Continuing from last night:

2009 – 28 games to win 17
2008 – 38 games
2007 – 45 games
2006 – 64 games

The 22nd win is the tricky win. It’s taken the Royals 55, 60, and 71 games to win that one.

by Cairo on May 7, 2009 12:12 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Another fun/ugly stat comparison.

2009 Royals: 139 runs scored, 109 runs allowed, +30 DIFF (May 6th)
2006 Royals: 139 runs scored, 222 runs allowed, -83 DIFF (1st inning, May 18th)

by Cairo on May 7, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm using these stat nuggets in my post at Royal Blues tonight.

How would you like to be credited, Cairo…do you have a website I can link to?

WTF, self?

by minda33 on May 7, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

none whatsoever needed

It’s public realm. I just looked at the ESPN almanac and looked at the box score for May 18th, 2006.

by Cairo on May 7, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cool, I'll just list your name I guess.

I’m all about proper attribution….must be the journalism classes doing some good.

WTF, self?

by minda33 on May 7, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

just do ESPN's "according to ESPN esearch"

“according to Royals Review research”

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by mazoboom on May 7, 2009 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Walking oh so slowly. Don't know anybody. Feels like I'm in Caiiiiiro."

Kansas City Royals: your 2006 and 2007 NL Central champions!

by mazoboom on May 7, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

139 runs scored

is only 9th in AL

BUT, our 109 runs against is No. 1 !!!! Thank you Zakkkkkkkk

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by kabrink on May 7, 2009 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Idea for ironic K-signs for Zack

I suggest someone use H’s instead of K’s or Z’s. As in Zachhhh… etc. People will assume you’re an idiot and call you on it. Hilarity ensues.

by PianoMonkey on May 7, 2009 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nope...

Hot pocket sleeve = greatest invention ever

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on May 7, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think i can agree with that.

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on May 7, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

as my favorites group x would say

daim…. we must haev been drinking from the same cup we deid

Mike Jacobs.... I hope your bat has as much lift as your hair does.....

by iNaLeXwEtRuSt on May 7, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I want to note that...

Im not saying the hot pocket is a good invention, just the sleeve

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on May 7, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

AND they're already cheesed and buttered....

this might very well be my ticket to obesity

Fire Hillman

by billybeingbilly on May 7, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bob Davis really isn't THAT bad

He is enthusiastic, which is more than you can say about Crabby Matthews, who gets cranky when games go longer than two hours.

- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes

by JobDDT on May 7, 2009 12:34 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I know a mentally challenged adult who is often enthusiastic too

I wouldn’t want him calling Royals games.

The immoderate moderator

by NYRoyal on May 7, 2009 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess I don't understand the "enthusiastic" comments

Perhaps I was always already comatose whenever he and Split were on tv together. I mean that was a seriously boring broadcast. blah, blah, blah monotone.

Royals baseball. Where .260 would be orgasmic.

The General Theory of Royaltivity

by kabrink on May 7, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and at the first hint of anything going against the royals

he’d go into this tone like someone just kicked his dog and it was the saddest of sads.

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 7, 2009 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bob is a gaem thread blogger

he just does it out loud on the radio.

Don't Stop Believing!

by KC Chris on May 7, 2009 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also the next man who speaks ill of Denny Matthews

Is going to get introduced to Chuck Norris’ beard-fist.

by PianoMonkey on May 7, 2009 1:51 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

speaking of which

it seems like we’ve gotten onto an even better roll since Jacobs got rid of his ridiculous beard. Can one of the stat genius’s here do a correlation study on that?

Royals baseball. Where .260 would be orgasmic.

The General Theory of Royaltivity

by kabrink on May 7, 2009 8:50 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

could we take a collection

to have them retake a photo of him for the crown board during games? seriously. that goat is awful.

"red bull is amaZing" -Coco Crisp

by grantfunk on May 7, 2009 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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