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Guillen promised to do better this year, and by most measures he seems to have improved quite a bit. He uses a meal-delivery service that specializes in healthy diets. He said that, "I get crazy sometimes", and plays best when he "can’t see colors." and so he has players slap him before the game to get mad. He also buys tickets for people who can't afford them, so you should contact him for some tickets I guess, although you may have to slap him before the game.

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Whatever it takes

Don’t shave, don’t change your underwear, have people slap you

whatever it takes to get ready for a game!!

yeah, buy tickets for other people, help out, do anything you can

WOOO!!!

JuGio!!

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on May 8, 2009 1:19 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

At least the money is going back into the system... :)

The 2009 Official You Got Rocked by the Royals and Sent to the Minors List
1. Josh Rupe TEX April 17
2. David Purcey TOR May 1
3. Brian Burres TOR May 1
4. Bryan Bullington TOR May 1

by 306008 on May 8, 2009 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Guillen has been better this year

especially at the plate. He’s actually taking pitches and hitting what he swings at hard. If this continues, Guillen may have a great year.

by AxDxMx on May 8, 2009 10:01 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The safe word is

“Gload”

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on May 8, 2009 10:06 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'll slap him for free!

The 2009 Official You Got Rocked by the Royals and Sent to the Minors List
1. Josh Rupe TEX April 17
2. David Purcey TOR May 1
3. Brian Burres TOR May 1
4. Bryan Bullington TOR May 1

by 306008 on May 8, 2009 10:54 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

where do we sign up for that?

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on May 8, 2009 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man we have a weird bunch.

But hey, i wouldn’t like it any other way!

"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde

by cfizzle on May 8, 2009 10:56 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The should do this as a regular promotion

They should have a drawing once a week so that a randomly selected fan can slap Guillen before the game. I’d call it “Slap-a-Guillen Saturdays.”

The immoderate moderator

by NYRoyal on May 8, 2009 4:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

are we sure we know

where Guillen likes to be “slapped?”

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by devil_fingers on May 8, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Upon further review

I have decided that while it’s cute that Guillen wants to not “see colors”, I’m afraid perhaps this might keep him from seeing the damned ball too.

This space for rent.

by jonfmorse on May 9, 2009 1:46 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Now I want to slap him AFTER the game

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on May 9, 2009 8:49 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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