Game 30 Overflow Thread
by Freneau on May 8, 2009 11:30 PM EDT
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new thread mojo
time to take the lead
realistically speaking
thank goodness
computer was not liking that last one
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 8, 2009 11:31 PM EDT reply actions
we need a rally taco or alpaca
or osmething
realistically speaking
i won't waste it this early...
so how ’bout a rally punch? 
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 8, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I searched for a picture of Olivo today after he threw down his mitt the other day
but couldn’t find one.
If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.
strikeout 5 for cy palmer
realistically speaking
I'd love to be able to take our text into Wordle and see
how big Cy comes ends up.
If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.
Career high for him
I am Billy Butler's Gold Glove.
There ya go johnatron
look at it right down the fucking middle
Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.
What a fun game
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 8, 2009 11:32 PM EDT reply actions
jeez
what are you looking at. that was right down the pipe.
along with that incredibly fat hanging curveball
realistically speaking
SWING AT STRIKES!!!
GOD DAMNIT!!!
Don't Stop Believing!
we just keep takng them...
realistically speaking
and swinging
at shitty pitches
Don't Stop Believing!
aviles fail
this is absolutely putrid
realistically speaking
WTF guys just can't get solid contact
Could be travel hangover
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
Nice
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on May 8, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
line shot
right fucking at figgins
unluckiest game ever
realistically speaking
by slayor on May 8, 2009 11:34 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
"Unluckiest game ever"
+1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
by Royals Nation on May 8, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
19
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 8, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Unless somethings turns around
this is by far the worst fucking game of the season.. im disgusted that this career minor leaguer is shutting us down
Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.
or a ho-ho
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 8, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
thanks
now I’m going to need Manny or Cansenco to hook me up
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 8, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Fair enough,
I think you might be the first guy I’ve heard complain about her.
If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.
I think it could be the pic too
there are other times I’ve seen her and found my happy but that pic just doesn’t do it for me.
I've got crazy flipper fingers!
our approach sucks right now
but give Palmer some credit. He throws pitches that look fat but have enough english on them that the ball spins off the sweet part of the bat.
I've got crazy flipper fingers!
Only thing I wanna give palmer
is a swift kick in the balls
Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.
suuuuuure you aren't
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 8, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Hampered by a biased strike zone and ridiculous luck on part of the Angels
by Royals Nation on May 8, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I was trying to piggyback on your sarcasm joke
btw, is Schaum “gashousegang?”
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 8, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
^Not that I know of
That was an interesting debate, and I have to side with NYRoyal on this one. I work with Schaum, and his opinion on Boras isn’t that of, say, your probable typical Royals message boarder (in other words, he doesn’t loathe him with the fire of 1,000 suns).
by Royals Nation on May 8, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
that's not why I asked
I remember that user posting something another time that made me think it was Schaum (and not trying to hide his ID), but the last debate made me think it probably wasn’t. I figured you would know.
I don’t have too much of an opinion on the whole thing. I don’t think Boras is horrible, etc. Not a fan, but it getes exagerratd. The Gutierrez situation is its own can of worms.
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 8, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Well the good news is Danny Duffy outpitched Brian Matusz Orioles 1st rounder
6.1 2 H 9 K 0 R 0 Bb vs Matusz 7 Ip 6 H 2 R 1 Er 13 K 1 Bb
In fact all 4 minor league levels won tonight, I think that is the first time this season.
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
However.....
This is the same team that was no hit for six innings. But I just dont see the same fire tonight. What the fuck. and thanks for the pic.
BILLY FOR GOLD GLOVE
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 8, 2009 11:38 PM EDT reply actions
Just remember...
Every pitch gets us that closer to Grienke.
where the hell did that miss
seriously
realistically speaking
This ump loves the Angels
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 8, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
i was wondering the same thing
Superstitious? I'm not superstitious
*draws crown on floor in front of tv in gold chalk
*spins Frank White bobblehead conterclockwise three times
*sacrificing gopher on replica Mayan alter to give Meche run support
93 pitches through 5
maybe we can get a long inning and get six otu of gilbert
realistically speaking
HEY GIL MECHE
Where you been bud.. nice to see you again.. wish you were here for the first 4 innings
Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.
he has not pitched badly
4 groundball singles in 5 innings will kill you
realistically speaking
Ya.. im mainly talking about all those damn pitches though
Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.
Only 2 runs
Baker did worse to us before the 7th
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 8, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
he's pissed
Superstitious? I'm not superstitious
*draws crown on floor in front of tv in gold chalk
*spins Frank White bobblehead conterclockwise three times
*sacrificing gopher on replica Mayan alter to give Meche run support
I believe its time Fernando,
We need the alpacas power.
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
Aska and recieve
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 8, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Really similar to Bannister's performance on Thursday.
If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.
OK, slumpbuster
Palmer is the shiznitttt!!!!! Palmer is a studly, totally awesome pitcher who dominates like Greinke, Lincecum, and Peavy. Palmer is a Cy Young candidate. Palmer is a freaking #1 ace-caliber pitcher. Palmer just wins ballgames!!!!!!!!!!
86? That's actually 96.
This guy is nails. Matt Palmer is the most underrated pitcher inbaseball. I predict that he will dominate for the next several decades.
realistically speaking
The Angels broadcasters are with you
But I don’t think they’re saying it to try to jinx him.
I am Billy Butler's Gold Glove.
just missed a double by feet
LOVE US, BASEBALL GODS
realistically speaking
Sonic Slam Inning
have we EVER hit a homerun in the 6th? I mean, ever?
I've got crazy flipper fingers!
Guiel did it one time
Don't Stop Believing!
yeah. it's rare, but it's happened.
that reminds me that i need to mail in my entry!
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 8, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
We hit at least one last year
Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
by averagegatsby on May 8, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Did you see that>
That mother fucker was standing on second base talking to the second baseman and they were BOTH smiling!!!!!
They should be kicked out of the league. Nobody is supposed to have FUN playing BASEBALL!!!!!!!!!!!
BOOM! ROASTED!
+1
At least he isn’t smiling on his Gameday pic
Guillen is, though. This could be trouble
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 8, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
leadoff walk
RALLY ALPACA DELIVERS
realistically speaking
a walk is good
Superstitious? I'm not superstitious
*draws crown on floor in front of tv in gold chalk
*spins Frank White bobblehead conterclockwise three times
*sacrificing gopher on replica Mayan alter to give Meche run support
Hey we got a walk!
Happy
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 8, 2009 11:45 PM EDT reply actions
on loan from Texas.........keep this going o-ffense!
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 8, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions
Oh bigggggggggggg mistake Palmer ol Marky Mark is gonna make you pay
for letting that ball roll foul
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
Speculation here
But could the Royals’ struggles against this pitcher be because of lack of available scouting reports, etc. on him?
Just a guess, but I'd say maybe 1 game per playoff series
I am Billy Butler's Gold Glove.
Yes. But you also get dibs if you buy a season ticket for next year in September
They almost got me in 2003.
If you don't understand it, kill it.
Doesn't matter to me,
part of the reason I went ahead with the 21 game plan.
Optimism.
If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.
WOO!
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 8, 2009 11:47 PM EDT reply actions
woooooooooooooooo
Superstitious? I'm not superstitious
*draws crown on floor in front of tv in gold chalk
*spins Frank White bobblehead conterclockwise three times
*sacrificing gopher on replica Mayan alter to give Meche run support
DDJ just looks like a mess when he is scramblin back to first
Way to go Teahen. Come on JoGui
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
Agreed Some of you vets on this site need to explain some things to Warden he has a bromance for DDJ
by 2LegittoShit on May 8, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
You ve continued why wouldnt I?
I tell ya what I made a post today about Gordon so why dont you check it out and have some dumb cute comment or who knows? Maybe you ll say something with some merit.
by 2LegittoShit on May 8, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
DDJ and Buck are the worst players ever
didnjaknow?
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 9, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
I'll agree with Minda,
I just said that him having a “smile” after striking out after his first out isn’t something to shit on him about and now I have a “love affair” with him, for some odd reason.
If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.
Not hostile. Seriously. I just think you two need to realize that everything is not happy go lucky
and this year the team really has a chance. So all of this “oh there trying attitude” disgusts me. A true loser mentality and will never take that back.
by 2LegittoShit on May 9, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
A player that has the ability
To shake things off and crack a smile about his failure is a damn site better to be around than one that throws shit in the dugout & bitches & moans when he records an out.
Trust me, I was the latter
BOOM! ROASTED!
Frank White was known for smiling
as far as I can remember, he never won anything
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 9, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Thank you Devil Fingers.... There are way too many ppl on here that just want everyone to be happy
Wins and Losses is all that matters. Every game ive seen this team play with the chip on the shoulder they ve won. Minda and Warden need to quit living the whole “oh its a game” shit. People that have that attitude lose, ON EVERY LEVEL. They should change their usernames to LimaTime I and II
by 2LegittoShit on May 9, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
...
…
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 9, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You're not very observant are you?
BOOM! ROASTED!
by GoBabies!! on May 9, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
seriously?
Jose never smiles and he just fucked the game…
If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.
I cannot even communicate with you. Perhaps you really are a warden?
I really feel like with a face to face(and maybe some sign language) you d have a better idea what im getting at. Terrible by Guillen though and has nothing to do with his demeanor. Guillen fucked up but I guarantee he is fuming and not thinking about how life is awesome and that everything is ok.
by 2LegittoShit on May 9, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh my god, you are dense.
You really, REALLY think DeJesus enjoys striking out? For one thing, I’m pretty sure he’s generally grimacing after strikeouts, not smiling. For another…just, shut up. You’re just stirring shit up, without really making a point. Please.
WTF, self?
by minda33 on May 9, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Look. Seriously, no hard feelings but you guys are killing me.
I dont think hes happy about striking out its not even about that anymore. Just because i havent been on here as long doesnt mean i dont deserve the same respect as you guys. I want the team to win just like you guys. You want a point. Here’s a point. I think DDJ could show more tenacity. And personally, the team is better without him in the lineup right now. Spotty D. Bad Baserunning, etc. If you guys dispute that I might as well give up on your type of Royals fans. The fans that are ok being mediocre. If i offended anyone I apologize. There are ppl on here with the right idea and ppl that dont. I dont know you guys so only you can decide but if I had a guess you can imagine what category you’d be in
by 2LegittoShit on May 9, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Fandom callout!
I love it. :)
The 2009 Official You Got Rocked by the Royals and Sent to the Minors List
1. Josh Rupe TEX April 17
2. David Purcey TOR May 1
3. Brian Burres TOR May 1
4. Bryan Bullington TOR May 1
and none of us
ever played baseball. and we all hate America.
Don't Stop Believing!
so who should play instead of DDJ?
He’s playing like shit right now, no question. But who else do the Royals have to play in left?
Then, you start your argument with the premise that he sucks because he doesn’t care. You know he doesn’t care because he smiles? I just don’t get that..
If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.
You talk about not getting respect
Then start telling us that we don’t have the right idea and are insulting the ‘type of fan’ that we are – whatever the fuck that means.
Could DeJesus play better? Absolutely.
Is he not playing better because he smiles? Probably not since he’s been the same fucking way throughout his career when he has produced.
BOOM! ROASTED!
And in case you haven't been watching
The best pitcher in the game has a goofy fucking smile on his face half the time, and I think he produces OK
BOOM! ROASTED!
by GoBabies!! on May 9, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Bare in mind all he has had is success too genius
by 2LegittoShit on May 9, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
So, make one argument for 2 hours
Then realize that argument has been bitch slapped then change the argument.
Good plan
BOOM! ROASTED!
I refuse to back off my comments because I believe what I had to say
Take it or fucking leave it i could care less. We all want the same thing on here. we dont all have to agree thats why this site exists. Ill make a deal I will talk only baseball from here on out, agree or disagree. Obvioulsy, anyone on here has the right idea. But is it ok for me to want more? Is it ok that the schedule is only gonna get harder so wins this month are really important? I swear to you all i want what you want.
by 2LegittoShit on May 9, 2009 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Maybe just try your contrition statement
Withouth the snarky little
“Obviously (no-one) here has the right idea”
crap there bucko
BOOM! ROASTED!
Assume I have a megaphone.....
ITS NOT ABOUT THE GD MFing SMILE.
by 2LegittoShit on May 9, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions
no. definitely not about the smile.
it’s about not giving a shit. DJ clealry likes losing. And all of us apologists are whiny losers. We get it.
Don't Stop Believing!
by KC Chris on May 9, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
then don't start your statement against him
basing it on the fact the he has a “smile” on his face.
We all know he’s not hitting great right now, but suggest someone else that is available for our line up.
If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.
by Warden11 on May 9, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Maybe we're just convinced that over a full 162 game season DDJ
will produce as he has in the past?
If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.
bringeth the hits.
i want a shower of hits
realistically speaking
strangly ammusing
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 8, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
has palmer hit a wall like baker did?
Superstitious? I'm not superstitious
*draws crown on floor in front of tv in gold chalk
*spins Frank White bobblehead conterclockwise three times
*sacrificing gopher on replica Mayan alter to give Meche run support
I will take a walk if jose can work it
realistically speaking
wow that was close
wow
we got jobbed
realistically speaking
Wow!
Teahen is arguing up the ump…
Don't Stop Believing!
god we are getting FUCKED in this game
he wasn’t even close to out jesus fucking what the fuck
realistically speaking
These umps anger me bad...
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 8, 2009 11:51 PM EDT reply actions
WHERE IS HILLMAN?
Throw a fucking fit dammit.
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
reason #389238 i could never be a mlb manager
realistically speaking
Twice, I think
I am Billy Butler's Gold Glove.
he was very clearly safe on the replays
realistically speaking
whch broadcast are you watching?
realistically speaking
he was clearly safe..
his foot didnt come off the bag but he beat the throw there
Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.
replay i just saw showed him there before the ball
Don't Stop Believing!
No kidding
Third base camera view showed Teahen easily ahead of the throw.
by hunter s. royal on May 8, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Is he bringing in Oliver to face Billy?
Wow this is incredibly stupid. If this pays off for them then Soscia has a deal with the devil
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
yes, strategically this is pretty stupid
realistically speaking
There are Angels in the Outfield
And in the infield too
And wearing umpire uniforms.
I am Billy Butler's Gold Glove.
That's and Ass Hat if I ever saw one.
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 8, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Just look at his hair!!
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 8, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
oh man
on that slow mo replay, teahen is safe safe safe
Superstitious? I'm not superstitious
*draws crown on floor in front of tv in gold chalk
*spins Frank White bobblehead conterclockwise three times
*sacrificing gopher on replica Mayan alter to give Meche run support
Agreed
The sick thing is….it wasn’t even close. What a moronic call by that clown. I’d have thrown an epic tirade if I was Hillman.
by Royals Nation on May 8, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Billy needs to take this lefty yard
This is a retarded move by the Angels
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
brought in a lefty to face Bulter?
Go Royals!
which means it will work, with the way things are going
realistically speaking
It's A Puzzlement
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on May 8, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
The MLB needs to utilize instant replay in all situations....NOW.
Now that it’s available. They need it….now.
And Hillman is now throwing his flag on the field
They’re going to be going over to the booth to review this one.
“After further review, the play is reversed. Bases are loaded, still 0 outs”
please wait patiently,
as this take 5 minutes each time.
If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.
I'm not ready for that.
But I understand the argument.
If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.
OK, but would it really take them 5 minutes to utilize it?
by Royals Nation on May 8, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, I hardly notice it at all in the NFL
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 9, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
I'll bet he was safe!
Let's Go Blues!
by powderbluesfor08 on May 8, 2009 11:55 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I thought the ump would give them the gift on the outside corner
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
PAST TORI
how did guillen not score dammit
realistically speaking
Torii was too close to catching that for Jose to go more than halfway to second
I am Billy Butler's Gold Glove.
Torii would have had that about 5 years ago....
Baconators all the way around
If you don't understand it, kill it.
Haha Soscia (how do you spell that)
Fucking IDIOT what are you thinking
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
big double, big double!!!!!!
Superstitious? I'm not superstitious
*draws crown on floor in front of tv in gold chalk
*spins Frank White bobblehead conterclockwise three times
*sacrificing gopher on replica Mayan alter to give Meche run support
Hillman would be sacrificed to an Albie Lopez shrine.
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
en
FUEGO!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111ONE ONE ONE
I hereby resign from this post.
by Home Run Tony Cogan on May 8, 2009 11:57 PM EDT reply actions
Bad night so far...
I got out 7 Chips Ahoy, went to my fridge, and WE SCORED YES THAT’S RIGHT BITCHES!
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 8, 2009 11:57 PM EDT reply actions
Anyway...
got 7 Chips Ahoy and go to the fridge and there’s no milk. So now I’ve been eating Chips Ahoy with Diet Coke
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 8, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
come on jacobs, fly ball
just don’t K
realistically speaking
Billy can't really make fun of anyones speed
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
ah Goddamn it!
I haven’t even seen this shit yet! I backed up my DVR to see the play again and never hit the LIVE button.
If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.
Excellent hit by Butler
But knowing our luck this game, it could be a lineout-double play by Jacobs.
awful swing from jacobs
lefties really own his soul
realistically speaking
god that was abysmal
should have pinch hit
realistically speaking
i was being somewhat sarcastic
realistically speaking
And Ryan Shealy is still just sitting there....on the bench!
Oh, wait……
by Royals Nation on May 9, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah, but what if we lose him on waivers in a roster crunch?!?!??!
even worse than losing TPJ?
If only we had another right-handed Dh/1B type at Omaha…
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 9, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Luis Hernandez CANNOT be lost.
And the PCL Championship is at stake.
by Royals Nation on May 9, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
I guess I'm going to have to do that post
I was comtemplating: 2,000 words on the virutes of bringing up Shealy or House as a DH partner for Jacobs. a 3 run swing over the other available options!
I know Minda likes Shealy, but House brings the possibility of “The House Always Wins” headlines. Tough choice.
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 9, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
maybe Scoscia
thought jacobs ws up earlier instead of billy.
Damn it Jake.
Don't Stop Believing!
Should have pitch hit bloomquist
Go Royals!
Maybe he is such a genius he was counting on Guillen to stop at 3b
and Jacobs to K vs the lefty.
Come on Alberto big hit here !
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
Bert's cooled off recently
needs to get the heat back.
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 9, 2009 12:00 AM EDT reply actions
was going to link to Poz's recent post about being hot
but it seems his blog site is down.
If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.
fuuuuuuuck
hit that hard
we should be leading
realistically speaking
that jacobs free out was absolutely killer
we have to find a way to get that run in
realistically speaking
Got one back. Lets toss up a 0 or 2 cause their BP is really strugglin
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
good news though, we scored a run
and we’re getting hits
Superstitious? I'm not superstitious
*draws crown on floor in front of tv in gold chalk
*spins Frank White bobblehead conterclockwise three times
*sacrificing gopher on replica Mayan alter to give Meche run support
and we're in their bullpen
which is terrible.
Angels are sooooo fucking lucky...
Angel loving umps + balls go right to the players = unluckiest game ever
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 9, 2009 12:02 AM EDT reply actions
curious to see if hillman will PH bloomquist for aviles if oliver stays in
realistically speaking
why? aviles is righty and has been swinging better.. and is a great against lefties
Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.
i didn't say he should
but h did in a game earlier, and i wonder if he will again
realistically speaking
2-0 on napoli again......
not the key to success gil
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 9, 2009 12:03 AM EDT reply actions
3-1 on napoli
hope somebody is ready in the pen.
realistically speaking
Full Kount
intentionally misspelled
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 9, 2009 12:04 AM EDT reply actions
can we get a shoul out from the "Butler needs to be sent down" crowd?
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
i just want to brag and say
i picked him up on my fantasy team right before his hot streak
realistically speaking
cue 15 pitch napoli AB
realistically speaking
God these guys have been grinding Meche tonight
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
BATTLE!
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 9, 2009 12:05 AM EDT reply actions
ryan saying he doesn't know what a cow was as a kid
EPIC FAIL…
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 9, 2009 12:05 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
i loved hunting for bears
squirrels, deers…….dwight k. schrute would’ve been proud
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 9, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
i officially hate Napoli now more than ozzie guillen
Superstitious? I'm not superstitious
*draws crown on floor in front of tv in gold chalk
*spins Frank White bobblehead conterclockwise three times
*sacrificing gopher on replica Mayan alter to give Meche run support
I loathed Guillen
But my resentment has waned a bit since he gave an autographed lineup to my dad’s business partner’s son. It was kinda random, but cool. Hillman also signed it.
by Royals Nation on May 9, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Kalled it
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 9, 2009 12:06 AM EDT reply actions
no one even throwing in the bullpen
now that i cannot understand
realistically speaking
they aren't 6th innings specialists
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 9, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
UDDER PUN
fail fail fail. And he said cowtastrophe.
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 9, 2009 12:07 AM EDT reply actions
Get Meche outta there
Why are we just now warming someone up?
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
don't even ask
dude has been laboring all game, we finally score a run and then we run him back out there with 95 pitches and nobody warming up… genius
realistically speaking
1 out double on 3-0
meche is done. take him out. please trey, what the hell
realistically speaking
Trey showing signs of giving up.
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 9, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
FUCK!
Guillen!!@!!!!IUYFEC
Don't Stop Believing!
god fucking DAMMIT
fucking guillen
realistically speaking
are you fucking KIDDING ME
realistically speaking
FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL
FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
Delmon Young is laughing at you right now Guillen
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 9, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions
this is the best one
Delmon Young in OF: Jose Guillen in OF::
Jason Giambi at 1B: Mike Jacobs at 1B
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 9, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
ARE YA GONNA TAKE HIM OUOT NOW TREY???
realistically speaking
Brutal
Cut the lead in half and then a two-run inside-the-park homer
Just remember Teahen
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 9, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
That's where baseball is absolutely retarded with scoring rules
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
pretty safe to say we just saw the winning streak end
this game, has been ugly
realistically speaking
Oh, c'mon. It's only the 6th
We still have 3 more shots.
see ya
What's this day of rest sh@t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f#ckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f*cks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f&cked you in the @ss Saturday. I f#ck you in the @ss next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! - Jesus Quintana
by ratherfantastic on May 9, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
yep
god only knows why, should have pulled him after the doubule
realistically speaking
Nothing like lettin Gil throw 120+ pitches
after looking like he was injured earlier this year
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
meh, the Royals have plenty of pitching depth
let’s see where he’s going with this
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 9, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
this is his last batter regardless
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 9, 2009 12:13 AM EDT reply actions
great, 3 batters too late
more awesome managing
realistically speaking
IRREGARDLESS
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on May 9, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
flammable
inflammable
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on May 9, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
I knew we should have pinch ran for Jogui
last inning with Bloomquist. We would have picked up another run on Butler’s double and Boom Boom wouldn’t have dropped that.
Plus, uh, error?
I've got crazy flipper fingers!
a little early
plus probably a little gunshy from earlier this week.
If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.
I thought the same thing when Guillen got on,
but told myself it was too early.
I was wrong. That would have been a genius move in this situation.
If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.