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Game 31 Overflow Thread

The Royals flirted with non-supporting Greinke early in the season a few times, but nothing like this.

This would be a painful, painful loss... luckily, there is still time.

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Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on May 9, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, c'mon

That picture is a repeat ;)

by sterlingice on May 9, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't ever say an unkind word about that picture!

Official Callaspo Countdown to Cooperstown: 2861 hits to go!

by Ken Harvey on May 9, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

doesn't mean it isn't nice

Superstitious? I'm not superstitious
*draws crown on floor in front of tv in gold chalk
*spins Frank White bobblehead conterclockwise three times

by topekaroyal on May 9, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could repeat her all year

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by kcbottom9th on May 9, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could do a lot more than that to her!

Official Callaspo Countdown to Cooperstown: 2861 hits to go!

by Ken Harvey on May 9, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice pic

Superstitious? I'm not superstitious
*draws crown on floor in front of tv in gold chalk
*spins Frank White bobblehead conterclockwise three times

by topekaroyal on May 9, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

those were nice leg warmers

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on May 9, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

abreu is dangerous

when on the juice – when not – he’s got infinitely less power than alberto callaspo

by royalstern05 on May 9, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Pitch count?

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on May 9, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

abreu has WTP

and greinke BABIP whore’s it up some more.

by royalstern05 on May 9, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Some one said on Royal Board in reference to baseball managers

You really believe the majority “aren’t that smart”? Really?
When will you guys realize that Hillman has forgotten more baseball stategy that we’ll ever even know…

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on May 9, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Jose has had 2 preety good swings tonight..

im calling it.. Homerun

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on May 9, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

its not possible

we’re losing every game for the rest of the season

by royalstern05 on May 9, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

sounds about right...

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on May 9, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 more chances to make Zack 7-0

don’t fuck it up again offense!

Official Callaspo Countdown to Cooperstown: 2861 hits to go!

by Ken Harvey on May 9, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Good work

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on May 9, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

JoGui has had some decent hacks this series so far

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on May 9, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Pinch Run the bitch

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by kcbottom9th on May 9, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Never pitch the bitch!

Official Callaspo Countdown to Cooperstown: 2861 hits to go!

by Ken Harvey on May 9, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Billy Ray Bomb

Official Callaspo Countdown to Cooperstown: 2861 hits to go!

by Ken Harvey on May 9, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Why would he fucking swing at that

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on May 9, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Billy WHEELZ

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on May 9, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck that

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by kcbottom9th on May 9, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

This is HACKTASTIC

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on May 9, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

6 fucking pitches!!!!!!!!!

Official Callaspo Countdown to Cooperstown: 2861 hits to go!

by Ken Harvey on May 9, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL

I FUCKING HATE THIS SHIT

FAIL

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on May 9, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Ab

So
Lut
Ly

Pa
Thet

ICK!

- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes

by JobDDT on May 9, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

i'm gone i can't watch this shit

Superstitious? I'm not superstitious
*draws crown on floor in front of tv in gold chalk
*spins Frank White bobblehead conterclockwise three times

by topekaroyal on May 9, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

dont believe you

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on May 9, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what I was thinking...

Has anyone had an AB tonight more than 5 pitches?

by XBic on May 9, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

its tough to be patient out there

with all the hot slutty women and marijuana available

by GobbleforCyoung on May 9, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dear Zack

Enjoy the loss, we aren’t showing up tonight.

Signed,
The rest of the team

realistically speaking

by slayor on May 9, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

haha That's too bad isn't it

i thought for sure he would be able to hang a 380 career average. Who knew?

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on May 9, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

he just needs to relax after the game

and have a drink

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on May 9, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Greinke doesn't deserve this loss.

Kansas City Royals: your 2006 and 2007 NL Central champions!

by mazoboom on May 9, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

We are going to get swept

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on May 9, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

i feel like its a challenge or bet they made in the clubhouse

who can make an out seeing the fewest number of pitches. winner gets $100,000,000,000

by royalstern05 on May 9, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Oooooh

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by kcbottom9th on May 9, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Can't be any worse than first

even if we lose all 3 Haha

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on May 9, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Morales has a putrid swing

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on May 9, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Zack should have drilled Toriiiii in the face again

just think everyone, the Royals could be the lucky team paying out 5/80 to the guy who was better than DDJ once in the last 5 years or so

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on May 9, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't worry we got larry moe and curly up next

over/under on Saunders pitch count for the inning

8?

by GobbleforCyoung on May 9, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

3

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on May 9, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

You could set it at 3.5 and i would take the under

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on May 9, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH MY GOD WHERE WAS THAT

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on May 9, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Where was that?

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on May 9, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Book it

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by kcbottom9th on May 9, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuentes is lame...

maybe he’ll get in for th9th

by Freneau on May 9, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

But

he has more Saves than Soria. So he must be better right?

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by kcbottom9th on May 9, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuentes is better than he's looked

lots of bad luck early in the season

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by Matt Klaassen on May 9, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you CB FUCKNER

Should have been out of the inning..

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on May 9, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Woops

1 out

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on May 9, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe

thats why his career UZR/150 in his career is -10 runs and he’s not doing any better this year

by gilmeche55 on May 9, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Ump Is

A stupidhead.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 9, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Napoli

just kind of pisses me off in general

BOOM! ROASTED!

by GoBabies!! on May 9, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

F***ing Bloomquist

Guillen could’ve watched a single fall 10 feet in front of him without moving.

I am Billy Butler's Gold Glove.

by cbrett42 on May 9, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Bloomers Is No

RF.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 9, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

1 more out

realistically speaking

by slayor on May 9, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Just decided to pop in to the overflow

Let me guess what I’ve missed:
1. Greinke is still awesome.
2. Re: the Royals’ offense: FUCK.

"Now…put that in your [BLEEP]ing pipe and smoke it." -Hal McRae

"I was doing this when BJ was in his father's nutsack." -Renzo Gracie

by Sweep_the_Leg on May 9, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

The best zacK can do tonight is a ND

no way Willie, Miggy and Mike get a hit, let alone more than one run next inning!

by Ken Harvey on May 9, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

How about 1 RUN

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on May 9, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wright up in the pen

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on May 9, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck that

just let himi get the CG loss

realistically speaking

by slayor on May 9, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice play coco

lets get the kid a win

realistically speaking

by slayor on May 9, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice Throw, Too

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 9, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please just 1 Run..

Greinke cannot take this loss

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on May 9, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Coco's blazing speed...

makes one forget his spaghetti arm

by XBic on May 9, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Those complaining about Bloomquist not cathing that

You do realize that was the smart play right?

Don’t dive for it, concede the single w/ the UNhittable Zack on the mound,

Dive for it, miss it, sure double possible triple.

BOOM! ROASTED!

by GoBabies!! on May 9, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

don't hve the game live here

but that makes sense. Ichiro never dives for that same reason

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on May 9, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

He Was Way

Indecisive on that one. He could have caught it standing if he had a decent jump.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 9, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure about that,

that was a pissrod hit right in front of him.

If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.

by Warden11 on May 9, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah

just wondering

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by Matt Klaassen on May 9, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

the thing was....

i dont think diving was necessary….

if it was, you dont dive for it with 1 out

Fire Hillman

by billybeingbilly on May 9, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

we should win this division

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by kcbottom9th on May 9, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

so...

this is by far the worst zack has looked and he’s allowed 4 baserunners in 7 innings

Fire Hillman

by billybeingbilly on May 9, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

still doesn't make sense

Kansas City Royals: your 2006 and 2007 NL Central champions!

by mazoboom on May 9, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow calling for my head for that???

I wont do it again relax…We criticize each other based on race, religion, class over here in NY growing up…nothing is off limits..

but on here i should be more careful….I wanted Bloomquist to take a pitch thats all

by GobbleforCyoung on May 9, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Speaking as an Athiest

I agree, but while not old, they can be out of place at times

BOOM! ROASTED!

by GoBabies!! on May 9, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

There is a line

and you long jumped across it

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by kcbottom9th on May 9, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I once made the mistake of calling someone a Nazi in German...

I meant it in the Seinfeld Soup Nazi way… regardless poor play on my part

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on May 9, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey the ball boy helped us out there

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on May 9, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

matthews just did a jogui impression

bloomy – here’s an idea – stop swinging at shitty pitches – get a hit

by royalstern05 on May 9, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

gary matthews

was expecting the ball boy to make that play

by gilmeche55 on May 9, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Has anyone noticed

that Tug is playing ss in Omaha? A change is coming…..

by gordonrules on May 9, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

they don't have anyone else

to play the position. not that i would be shocked by that

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on May 9, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I certainly hope that the change is not Aviles

taking his place in Omaha after the callup.

"Now…put that in your [BLEEP]ing pipe and smoke it." -Hal McRae

"I was doing this when BJ was in his father's nutsack." -Renzo Gracie

by Sweep_the_Leg on May 9, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice ground out willie

HUSTLEEEEEE

realistically speaking

by slayor on May 9, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

bunt Miggy

better than a K or GIDP

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on May 9, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

I stand corrected

stunned, but corrected

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on May 9, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

COME ON YOU PIECE OF CRAP

Make yourself useful.

- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes

by JobDDT on May 9, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Nope, GIDP

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 9, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

base hit for miggy

does aviles bunt?

realistically speaking

by slayor on May 9, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

yes

If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.

by Warden11 on May 9, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he has to

"Now…put that in your [BLEEP]ing pipe and smoke it." -Hal McRae

"I was doing this when BJ was in his father's nutsack." -Renzo Gracie

by Sweep_the_Leg on May 9, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

base hit RALLY ALPACA

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on May 9, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Miggy Rulez

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by kcbottom9th on May 9, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

AHAHAHAHHA

Olivo gets a hit, and they assume something is wrong with him

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on May 9, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

he's got to have an OPS 100 points lower

for another month and Trey and Dayton raving about his defense saving runs until he reaches that level

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by Matt Klaassen on May 9, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nicely done

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by kcbottom9th on May 9, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

that was a pretty good bunt

up to coco to tie this shit up

realistically speaking

by slayor on May 9, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Great job MIkey

"Now…put that in your [BLEEP]ing pipe and smoke it." -Hal McRae

"I was doing this when BJ was in his father's nutsack." -Renzo Gracie

by Sweep_the_Leg on May 9, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Great bunt

I hope that doesn’t come to bite us in the ass

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on May 9, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Coco and DDJ,

do something good here!

If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.

by Warden11 on May 9, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Stupid...but strangely...I kind of like it

"Now…put that in your [BLEEP]ing pipe and smoke it." -Hal McRae

"I was doing this when BJ was in his father's nutsack." -Renzo Gracie

by Sweep_the_Leg on May 9, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

The “i” in Spanish is pronounced with an “ee”.

"Now…put that in your [BLEEP]ing pipe and smoke it." -Hal McRae

"I was doing this when BJ was in his father's nutsack." -Renzo Gracie

by Sweep_the_Leg on May 9, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

just hit the ball far please

Kansas City Royals: your 2006 and 2007 NL Central champions!

by mazoboom on May 9, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

infield back is a break

all we have to do is HIT THE BALL

realistically speaking

by slayor on May 9, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

coco should squeeze it

Kansas City Royals: your 2006 and 2007 NL Central champions!

by mazoboom on May 9, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

twss

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on May 9, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Wathan joke again

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by kcbottom9th on May 9, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

anyone warmin up in the pen for us?

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on May 9, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Look At A

Few pitches here, guys.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 9, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Cool.

- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes

by JobDDT on May 9, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

GOD DAMMIT

FUCK

realistically speaking

by slayor on May 9, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

omg

how can we continually fuck this up

by royalstern05 on May 9, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

That is fucked up

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by kcbottom9th on May 9, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

FAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAIL

FAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAIL

BOOM! ROASTED!

by GoBabies!! on May 9, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

That's why you don't bunt folks

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on May 9, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't like playing for 1 run

especially when a team is struggling

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on May 9, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

and it failed miserably

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on May 9, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

because Miguel ran straight into a tag.

If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.

by Warden11 on May 9, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um

We are losing the game due to a sac bunt

BOOM! ROASTED!

by GoBabies!! on May 9, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

You re right but the bunt had nothing to do with it at all....

Gimme a break man. Would you rather have yet another double play from Aviles? Thats fundamentally sound to bunt there with a one run game. Gimme a reason why you dont.

by 2LegittoShit on May 9, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow,

ball hit right in front of him and he runs right into it.

If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.

by Warden11 on May 9, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

wow....just woow

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on May 9, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

DDJ watches the money pitch go by

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on May 9, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

GG DDJ

- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes

by JobDDT on May 9, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

1 2 hittable pitches ah ah ah

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on May 9, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

In the name of Dejesus

Give us a hit

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by kcbottom9th on May 9, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

DDJ vs. a lefty here,

not inspiring confidence.

If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.

by Warden11 on May 9, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm Slitting My

Wrists in a warm bath right now.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 9, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Im fixing to drop

the toaster in my warm bath

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on May 9, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't Forget To

Plug it in.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 9, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

he held up

saunders hurt his labia on that pitch

by royalstern05 on May 9, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

STOP SMILING!

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by kcbottom9th on May 9, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

And He Fucks

Gorgeous women anytime he wants to.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 9, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

All due respect to DDJ

But it really is the money with him that gets that.

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by kcbottom9th on May 9, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Inning

FAIL

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by kcbottom9th on May 9, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

realistically speaking

by slayor on May 9, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Remember This Day

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 9, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

GAWD DAMNIT!

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on May 9, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Lucky Angels

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on May 9, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

crap, crap, crap

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on May 9, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCKING DOEN WITH THIS SHIT

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on May 9, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck f uck fuck

this game sucks

realistically speaking

by slayor on May 9, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn it.

Had a real inning and almost got it. Nice play there though

If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.

by Warden11 on May 9, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Way to go Zack

You fucking suck dude.. way to lose the game for us.. piece of shit

(sarcasm text)

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on May 9, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

2 times in this game we've had first 2 on and haven't scored

deserve to lose, good teams score at least 1 of those

realistically speaking

by slayor on May 9, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Good teams lead the league in stranded runners every year

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on May 9, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yea

Real nice backhand on a shot down the line

BOOM! ROASTED!

by GoBabies!! on May 9, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

hard hit to his backhand. Very good play.

If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.

by Warden11 on May 9, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its just bad to give Zack no runs

He might actually think, “whats the point of me pitching if we can’t score runs?”

by GobbleforCyoung on May 9, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

lol, saunders has never even had a CG

much less a shutout. weee

realistically speaking

by slayor on May 9, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

damn you bob davis for giving me bad info

that’s what i get for muting the angels feed

realistically speaking

by slayor on May 9, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Saunders pitch count?

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on May 9, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

24

he just needs 3 more to complete the game

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on May 9, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Impressive

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 9, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

ohhhh!

what the hell???? this inning should be over.

by royalstern05 on May 9, 2009 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

2 K's

if we don’t score, that’s his 4th complete game in 7 tries

realistically speaking

by slayor on May 9, 2009 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Doesn't count as a CG

in the stats

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by kcbottom9th on May 9, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

preety sure it does

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on May 9, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe

But i remember a no hitter being scrubbed off the records (I forget who) because he only went 8 in a loss. Wasn’t a complete game. Maybe that is only for no hitters.

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by kcbottom9th on May 9, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

it counts

realistically speaking

by slayor on May 9, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

jesus

GET THAT MAN A W

CMON OFFENSE

by gilmeche55 on May 9, 2009 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Zack looks like he could throw

5 more innings.

If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.

by Warden11 on May 9, 2009 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

God dammit

I love Zack Greinke. I don’t give a crap if our offense is trash, I’m going to walk away from thing game with a smile on my face because of his pure awesomeness.

- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes

by JobDDT on May 9, 2009 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

When was the last time a pitcher threw a complete game 4 hitter and lost?

Has it happened this century yet. I know Andy Hawkins threw a no hitter and lost with the Yankees back in the ’90’s.

by Olentangy on May 9, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I remember years ago

Ted Lilly throwing a commplete game for the Yankees and losing on an unearned run

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on May 9, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

0-2

this will be a quick inning

by royalstern05 on May 9, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

as opposed to the first 8?

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on May 9, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

the 8th wasn't that quick.

but point made.

If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.

by Warden11 on May 9, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Piece of shit teahen

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on May 9, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

That last pitch was off the screen on ESPN's Gamecast

Nice.

You can't possibly be a scientist if you mind people thinking that you're a fool.
~Wanko the Sane

by JLew on May 9, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Jogui

Whole swing hard batman

BOOM! ROASTED!

by GoBabies!! on May 9, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Help me, Jogui-Wan Kenobi...

You’re my only hope.

- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes

by JobDDT on May 9, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

god greinke has absolutely outpitched saunders tonight

only difference is our offense didn’t show up

realistically speaking

by slayor on May 9, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

no he hasn't

Saunders has been his equal at worst.

Angels have 2 extra base hits of zack, we have nary a hard hit ball

BOOM! ROASTED!

by GoBabies!! on May 9, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

JoGui trying to hit the ball back to KC.

If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.

by Warden11 on May 9, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

nope

I think it was absolutely the right move in that situation.

I hereby resign from this post.

by Home Run Tony Cogan on May 9, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was the right move.

Aviles has been trash.

Plus, it would’ve scored a run of Olivo wasn’t a moron.

- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes

by JobDDT on May 9, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um… if Olivo hadn’t run into the out, they would’ve gotten the out at first.

How would runners at second and third instead of first and third led to an run on DeJesus’s grounder?

I am Billy Butler's Gold Glove.

by cbrett42 on May 9, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go fuck yourself with your little league BS

How many runs did it score?

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on May 9, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that how you measure success?

It was the right move. Just didn’t work.

You can't possibly be a scientist if you mind people thinking that you're a fool.
~Wanko the Sane

by JLew on May 9, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're a fucking moron 2Legit

JLew was agreeing with him and you are calling him stupid.

Change your fucking tone man. Repeatedly acting like a douche isn’t the way to endear yourself to this board

BOOM! ROASTED!

by GoBabies!! on May 9, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

* JLew was agreeing with YOU

NOt sure why I typed him

BOOM! ROASTED!

by GoBabies!! on May 9, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

No im not this is a small fraternity that likes to agree with each other....

and are fucking intimidated with someone with a big opinion. If it scares you go urinate or tell urself a story pussy. Im so sick of everyone on here wanting to scratch backs. I want the royals to win and you guys just want to have some posts where you make each other smile(like DeJesus). Thats not me, never will be. The bunt was the right move. Have you small few noticed that when I make a comment the majority agree with what i have to say. Im not acting like a douche at all. Im saying something you dont like so instead of saying im a douche gimme a reason why im wrong. You dont do that at all. You speak and its elevator music. Maybe you should do yourself a favor and consult a book on proper baseball. And about being “endearing” that makes my point. Im not hear to make everyone happy. Im hear to propose, analyze, and discuss whats good and whats bad. Not make everyday fucking valentines day. Go eat your chocalates, shut your mouth, and come back to me when you have fundamental situational baseball knowledge.

by 2LegittoShit on May 9, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

consider this a warning

don’t attack everyone like this, make an argument, not a spewing of personal insults

by Freneau on May 9, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Look I respect the site, but not some individuals that are on here.

Why would you warn me? I made a point the bunt was the right idea and I get ridiculed. Just because I havent been on here long doesnt mean i dont make valid points. If someone you were familiar with could say the same thing it would be ok. Please provide me, a newcomer, why its inappropriate for me to say whats been said and will be said again. Seriously. No sarchasm. Nothing. I want to know.

by 2LegittoShit on May 9, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

look how many "you"s are in your comment

your post is not about bunting, strategy, the game, anything like that

its just an attack on other people

by Freneau on May 9, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriuosly. If I could cut out the "yous"

Would it make any difference? Really? There is supposed to be controversy, correct? Ive been attacked on here and i dont see you warning the “veterans”. I want some fire, some open discussion, and if i cant get it i will move on. I love the site but i think there is behind hand shaking that needs to cease. If this isnt open convo with maybe some spunk then I dont know the purpose. RoyalsReview I swear I am here for the same reason as everyone else. Seriously.

by 2LegittoShit on May 9, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can say what you want

but giving away outs is dumb. Then to sac bunt with your 1 and 2 hitters. I overreacted to the little league comment and I apology but I just don’t think giving an out with the 1 and 2 hitter up works.

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on May 9, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

aight... also... not cool
Go fuck yourself with your little league BS

by Freneau on May 9, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good swing, but bad contact

How is that a good swing?

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by kcbottom9th on May 9, 2009 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

FAIL

UGH

realistically speaking

by slayor on May 9, 2009 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Re: DDJ

There’s a reason a doctor doesn’t come out to tell u bad news with a shit eating grin on his face. It’s called professionalism.

by shakes the clown on May 9, 2009 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Look at this guy's profile and recent posts.

- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes

by JobDDT on May 9, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

JoGui Wan Kenobi

gets cut down.

- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes

by JobDDT on May 9, 2009 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

we suck

no way billy does it here – he’s never had a clutch hit in his life – no one believes in him- he’s afailure

by royalstern05 on May 9, 2009 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

FAIL

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by kcbottom9th on May 9, 2009 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

this is easily most frustrating game of the year

sorry zack, team let you down majorly

realistically speaking

by slayor on May 9, 2009 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Ah Billy,

too high.

If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.

by Warden11 on May 9, 2009 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

ya fucking right dude

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on May 9, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sucks to lose 2 games like this.

Offense needs to wake back up tomorrow. A good showing from Hiram would be a good thing as well.

If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.

by Warden11 on May 9, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope.

- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes

by JobDDT on May 9, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

It isn’t.

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by kcbottom9th on May 9, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dont know its close

On one hand you got no hit but you were probably gonna lose the game anyway against the redsox

on this hand we have our 6-0 pitcher lose a game where he pitched 8 innings of 1 earned baseball and we couldnt get one fucking run off JOE SAUNDERS

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on May 9, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

especially with the chances we had

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on May 9, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, this is bad

But being no hit is being no hit. That’s just flat out appalling in every way, against anyone.

On the upside, at least it was Lester, and not Clay Buccholz.

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by kcbottom9th on May 9, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

true..

but you are not allowed to comment with a name like kcbottom9th, when the game doesn’t actually make it to the bottom of the 9th

Are you telling me Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?

by averagegatsby on May 9, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Look at the positive side..

after we get swept and davies sucks ass tomorrow maybe we can call up hochevar

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on May 9, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

What?

- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes

by JobDDT on May 9, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did I type in espanol?

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on May 9, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

So you're saying

It would be a negative side if Davies goes out and is lights out?

- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes

by JobDDT on May 9, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

No im saying i bet he will go out and suck ass..

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on May 9, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hello, Luke? There's

A ticket to SNA in the “Will Call” at the Omaha Airport for you.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 9, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

pardon the french

but what the fuck happened to these Royals?

by sal fasano on May 9, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck

the tigers won..

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on May 9, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Are you people serious?

Two games and everybody’s jumping off the bandwagon? I’ll admit, I’m probably not one to talk, but to get so fired up after this? Yes, it sucks that we lost but is anybody surprised that our offense is faltering? We’re going to have stretches like this.

I hereby resign from this post.

by Home Run Tony Cogan on May 9, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

yup

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on May 9, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

There is a lot of exaggeration going on right now.

While tonight was a punch to the baby maker, it was hardly worse than getting no hit last year. Yes, our offense was very bad and very unlucky, but Greinke also benefited from some excellent defense behind him.

Very sad to see Greinke’s first loss, but come on guys.

- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes

by JobDDT on May 9, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not just that they're faltering

it’s that they’re laying over. Swinging on pitches out of the zone early in the count, not doing the little things like bunting when they should or getting runners home when they should. It’s not just pathetic to watch this offense, it’s painful when they act like this.

by sal fasano on May 9, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's still baseball

Teams go through games/stretches like this.

BOOM! ROASTED!

by GoBabies!! on May 9, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm not jumping off the bandwagon

but seriously, if this game isn’t nausea inducing i don’t know what is

we have the story of baseball, pitch 8 1 run innings and we can’t score him one measly run. that is embarrassing, sad, and makes this extremely difficult to stomach.

realistically speaking

by slayor on May 9, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

And honestly

We could’ve gotten pummeled 13-0 or something similar. Even without his best stuff, Greinke was able to go CG 1 ER. That is impressive as hell, and if we can take tomorrow’s game, a 1-2 record against the AL’s best team last year on the road is acceptable to me.

- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes

by JobDDT on May 9, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

but they ARENT the same team

this is the beat up version of the angels without 3-4 of their best starters and without Vlad.. we should of taken 2 of 3 now we’ll be lucky if we win 1

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on May 9, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly

esp with zack and gil pitching, and coming in winning 6 in a row. instead we shit the bed and l ook like the 15 game losing streak royals

realistically speaking

by slayor on May 9, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed, where are the 3-2 counts?

Greinke went 3-2 with a ton of the Angels hitters tonight…. It as though either Saunders was just inducing grounds outs similar to Banny, or our offense didn’t want to get any elevation on the ball.

But, tomorrow is a new day, what time is the game?

by kd_in_kc on May 9, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a shame Grienke ever had to lose a game

But if it had to happen, I’m glad it happened like that, and not with him totally losing it.

And while I hate that it happened to the Royals, the way the Angels got out of the 8th inning jam was textbook-perfect. Nice bit of baseball to watch.

Chaim Mattis Keller New York City's # 1 Royals fan!

by cmkeller on May 9, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

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