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2009 Draft Day 2 Overflow Thread



Eric Diaz, pick #482 out of New Mexico JC is hereafter known as The New Mexicutioner.

Understood?

Or, maybe Matthew White, RHP, New Mexico. There can be only one New Mexicutioner.

Interesting quote just flew by on Twitter from Joe Hamrahi:

The Royals have drafted 27 players...25 are 6 feet tall or taller and 2 are 5' 11". Who says size doesn't matter!

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A New Jersey Guy

As the New Mexicutioner?

Yeah, it was a stupid screen name.

by CentralChamps2009 on Jun 10, 2009 3:25 PM EDT reply actions  

All day!

I can’t wait for Rany to announce that he’s chosen “New Mexecutioner” for Diaz’s nickname

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 10, 2009 3:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Red Sox are twittering their every pick on draft tracker

Most recently – “With our 20th round selection, the Sox went local. RHP Alex Hassan from Duke University is originally from Milton, MA.”t

Waiting for April.

by DC Royal on Jun 10, 2009 3:26 PM EDT reply actions  

rec'd

casue thats funniern hell

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on Jun 10, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Disco got promoted to Omaha today

Congrats Chris enjoy the long road trip

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on Jun 10, 2009 3:26 PM EDT reply actions  

help me out...

who should be the New Mexicutioner?

by Freneau on Jun 10, 2009 3:27 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe it should be the contest between the two

to prove who really is the “New Mexicutioner”. I mean, what if one of them ends up throwing in the upper 80’s and can’t get K’s to save his life, but we’ve already dubbed him.

Or maybe the first one is the “New Mexicutioner” and the other is the “Newer Mexicutioner”. (or “Newest”).

by benfunke on Jun 10, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

and we can keep track of their development

and who is “winning” the race to be crowned with the moniker.

by benfunke on Jun 10, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kind Of Like

William Least Heat-Moon.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 10, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blue Highways

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Jun 10, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I can't have the Old Mexicutioner

Jusst let Juan Cruz be the New Mexicutioner

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on Jun 10, 2009 3:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't want to hear about a New Mexicutioner

it gives me connotations that Soria is the

Ex-mexicutioner

oh, wait, I forgot.

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on Jun 10, 2009 3:29 PM EDT reply actions  

the

Hugerectiocutioner

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on Jun 10, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just go with

SEXECUTIONER!

Besides, it’s a great Gwar song.

by AxDxMx on Jun 10, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, any bets on the day when/if Leo Nunez's WAR exceeds Mike Jacobs'?

Nunez was below RL for a while — his WAR is currently 0.0

Jacobs was as high at 0.7 at one point, currently 0.1

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 10, 2009 3:31 PM EDT reply actions  

i think it will take awhile

but his WPA is likely already ahead

by Freneau on Jun 10, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

granted that's probably why Fernando said Tuesday

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on Jun 10, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

KC's 21st round pick is
  1. Marvin Cooper from Bellhaven College.

From Mississippi originally.

Waiting for April.

by DC Royal on Jun 10, 2009 3:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Manny keeps things in perspective

“I didn’t kill nobody, I didn’t rape nobody, so that’s it, I’m just going to come and play the game.”

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 10, 2009 3:34 PM EDT reply actions  

do you think

that second point was a shot at kobe cause he didnt get no courtside tix comp’d for the finals

Hawk; "what would you do in that situation"

"id hit him" ;Stone

by Grinder Rule #42 on Jun 10, 2009 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Double whammy

Central Missouri and Springfield. Missouri through and through, and not a Royal

Yeah, it was a stupid screen name.

by CentralChamps2009 on Jun 10, 2009 3:35 PM EDT reply actions  

let's trade for him

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on Jun 10, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's what happened in reverse to my bud from high school

drafted by Royals then traded off to Rockies

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on Jun 10, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Toronto also selects a Kansas kid

Kurt Giller from Manhattan HS, Manhattan, KS

WTF Dayton

Waiting for April.

by DC Royal on Jun 10, 2009 3:36 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF

this is an embarrassment as the 4-state fence is torn down left and right.

by benfunke on Jun 10, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dayton's from Wichita

he knows you gotta go outta state for REAL talent

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on Jun 10, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

steers and queers boy. you eyeballin me????

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on Jun 10, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Obviously not, if Dayton isn't drafting all these guys right up

have the Braves taken any KS boys?

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 10, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's funny!

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on Jun 10, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

No idea

Two Kansans in the first round – Aaron Crow (went to Washburn Rural), and Garrett Gould (Wichita Maize HS), went to the Dogers in Comp A.

The other notable was A.J. Morris from Kansas State, who was the first pick of the 4th round.

Waiting for April.

by DC Royal on Jun 10, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I Played Babe

Ruth ball with a couple of guys who went there. They were rich kids.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 10, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder what Selena Roberts will be doing for a living in two years?

The AP:

Published in early May by HarperCollins with an announced first printing of 150,000, “A-Rod” has sold just 16,000 copies so far, according to Nielsen BookScan, which tracks about 75 percent of industry sales. The book sold 11,000 in its first week, then quickly faded.

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 10, 2009 3:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Sports & Society writer for the New Yorker?

by Freneau on Jun 10, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is she still at SI?

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 10, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

side question

has JoePo recently been hired by a magazine? I’ve seen no mention of any of his work for anybody on his website, other than the Star of course

by Freneau on Jun 10, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

San Francisco also takes a Kansas kid

3B Brandon Barry, Kansas State

Waiting for April.

by DC Royal on Jun 10, 2009 3:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Drew Biery?

Mourning Guy Carbonneau...
Royals obscure player to watch in ST: Lenny DiNardo

by playingwithfire on Jun 10, 2009 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Royals Round 22 pick is up

Ryan Dennick, LHP from Tennessee Tech University

Waiting for April.

by DC Royal on Jun 10, 2009 3:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Dennick's stats

4-2 record, 3.75 ERA, 72 IP, 58:33 K:BB

Waiting for April.

by DC Royal on Jun 10, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's the

OHIO VALLEY CHAMPION Tennessee Tech University, thank you very much

Yeah, it was a stupid screen name.

by CentralChamps2009 on Jun 10, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

SO BORED

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 10, 2009 3:44 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 10, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

grad school does strange things to people

though she looks skinny for you, or was that NY Royal? can’t remmeber

by Freneau on Jun 10, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably NY

I’m not a “skinny” guy, but her features are just really, really beautiful. Okay, that sounds like NY

you don’t find her attractive?

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 10, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

what's her UZR+150?

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Jun 10, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait, you're far from saying she isn't attractive?

or you’re far from thinking she is attractive?

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 10, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's me

they were so desparate to not get canceled that I thought they were going to go full frontal by the end of the season

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 10, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've never watched that show

is it on network Tv? Would my wife tolerate it?

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 10, 2009 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

AMC

I think so. I think it appeals to both men and women

by Freneau on Jun 10, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm with you d_f

but the blond hair/brown eyebrows is not doing her any favors

by benfunke on Jun 10, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

never noticed that before

that’s some serious pickiness

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 10, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

yes it is

but (as a matter of personal taste) i just want people in general to go with what they got (implants, botox, etc. running rampant).

by benfunke on Jun 10, 2009 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

People do have it all wrong

The ugly people should be getting all that stuff. The good looking ones need to leave it alone!

by AxDxMx on Jun 10, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

22nd round pick

Ryan Dennick

6’0, RHP, Senior

3.75 ERA, 21 appearances, 5 starts, 72 innings, 58 Ks, 33 walks

by BHWick on Jun 10, 2009 3:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Yep

Yeah, it was a stupid screen name.

by CentralChamps2009 on Jun 10, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

UT-Arlington

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football"
- John Heisman

by Maddogmag on Jun 10, 2009 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

In the 23rd round

the Royals picks Scott Kelly from Penn State

by BHWick on Jun 10, 2009 3:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Royals 23rd round pick is....

Kelly Scott, RHP, Penn State University. Hometown, Arlington Heights, IL (same as Disco Hayes).

All Day, baby. All day.

Waiting for April.

by DC Royal on Jun 10, 2009 3:52 PM EDT reply actions  

That's Scott Kelley, Penn State

Last name comes first.

Yeah, it was a stupid screen name.

by CentralChamps2009 on Jun 10, 2009 3:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Scott Kelley info

from here

RHP, 6’0/200lbs, Senior

18 appearances, 10 starts, 6.03 ERA, 59 2/3 innings, 42 Ks, 33 BB

by BHWick on Jun 10, 2009 3:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Goldie Simmons

that name strikes fear into all hearts

by BHWick on Jun 10, 2009 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

wasn't he the mayor

in Back to the Future

Yeah, it was a stupid screen name.

by CentralChamps2009 on Jun 10, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

And did you hear the people in the back of the White Sox room?

Some guy, who kind of sounded just like Kenny Williams, kept on saying: “Goldie”

He’s as fascinated as us all. Probably, that’s why they drafted him.

by rockchalk on Jun 10, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Has Toronto stopped drafting yet?

Jeff Zimmerman - Protecting the world from RBI's and Wins from my mom's guest house.

by Jeff Zimmerman on Jun 10, 2009 3:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't They Get

Like 1.5 picks in every round?

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 10, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Golf Specialists

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 10, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very real

“”http://" >Snead State Community College was well represented with an award winner and a featured presenter at the NISOD International Conference on Teaching and Leadership Experience on May 24-27 in Austin, Texas. " So there.

Yeah, it was a stupid screen name.

by CentralChamps2009 on Jun 10, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

KC 24th round pick is

Zachary Jones, RHP, Santa Thersa HS, San Jose, CA

Waiting for April.

by DC Royal on Jun 10, 2009 4:02 PM EDT reply actions  

another Zack?

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Jun 10, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can't find anything showing

he’s signed with a major university, so there’s a chance he’s an Arizona Royal this summer.

Yeah, it was a stupid screen name.

by CentralChamps2009 on Jun 10, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

So i was so bored the last weekend when I was laid up

that I not only watched Star Wars Episodes I and II, but also some of the extras.

I know most Hollywood actors/actresses are stupid, but I was still surprised by how moronic Both MacGregor and Portman sounded

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 10, 2009 4:02 PM EDT reply actions  

And they're both very good actors

But Lucas wasn’t in it for the money, not at all

Yeah, it was a stupid screen name.

by CentralChamps2009 on Jun 10, 2009 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, Portman might be good in general

but she should have lost her SAG membership for those three, career-ending-in-a-just-world performances

I like Ewan MacGregor, but he was like DeNiro or Nicholsen next to most of the rest of the cast

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 10, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saw Natalie Portman last week

At Princeton alumni reunions. Her brother was graduating. She’s tiny.

Waiting for April.

by DC Royal on Jun 10, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't know much about her

was her family wealthy pre: her fame?

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 10, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

No idea

But i’m assuming they must be intelligent as she went to Harvard

Waiting for April.

by DC Royal on Jun 10, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, no way her fame and fortune were allowed to play a part in that

I can’t think of any dumb people who went Ivy

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 10, 2009 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

i get your point

but i worked in Princeton’s admissions office for awhile and no one would give a shit that her brother was related to Natalie Portman. A U.S. president or established family like the Kennedy’s, sure. But the money only talks so much at Ivy League schools since like 80% of the student body’s family has a ton of it anyways.

Waiting for April.

by DC Royal on Jun 10, 2009 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, fair enough

I’m sure much of my ire is resentment-fueled since I was neither smart nor studious enough to get into one of those schools

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 10, 2009 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea

I doubt it helped the brother, but as for her…

by Freneau on Jun 10, 2009 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

She moved from Israel at the age of 3

Her father is a fertility and reproduction specialist. I think she and her brother are probably legitimately smart.

Oh, and there’s this from Wikipedia:

Although she says her family was not religious,11 Portman attended a Jewish elementary school, the Solomon Schechter Day School of Glen Cove, New York. She graduated from a public high school, Syosset High School.1 Portman skipped the premiere of Star Wars: Episode I so she could study for her high school final exams.12

In June 2003, Portman graduated from Harvard College with a bachelor’s degree in psychology. At Harvard, Portman was Alan Dershowitz’s research assistant (he thanks her in The Case for Israel) in a psychology lab. While attending Harvard, she was a resident of the Lowell House13 and wrote a letter to the Harvard Crimson in response to an anti-Israeli essay.14

Portman pursued graduate studies at the Hebrew University of Jerusalem in the spring of 2004.11 In March 2006, she appeared as a guest lecturer at a Columbia University course in terrorism and counterterrorism, where she spoke about her film V for Vendetta.15

In addition to being bilingual in Hebrew16 and English, Portman has studied17 French,18 Japanese,18 German,19 and Arabic.20

As a student, Portman co-authored two research papers that were published in professional scientific journals. Her 1998 high school paper on the “Enzymatic Production of Hydrogen” was entered in the Intel Science Talent Search.21 In 2002, she contributed to a study on memory called “Frontal Lobe Activation During Object Permanence” during her psychology studies at Harvard.22 Due to her scientific publications, Portman is among a very small number of professional actors with a defined Erdős–Bacon number

by AxDxMx on Jun 10, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought you were in something else

I was trying to rib NHZ

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 10, 2009 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Jun 10, 2009 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

geology

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Jun 10, 2009 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

It Was Very

Good, unlike Besson’s most recent steaming turd “Taken”.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 10, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I heard a rumor that you woke up in your hotel room in Toronto

in a bathtub full of ice and minus your appendix. Is that true?

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Jun 10, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

most of it

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 10, 2009 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I woke up in my house outside of Toronto with a lot of abdominal pain

it eased off, but I still thought it would be more fun to have surgery than to go sit a few rows up from the dugout and watch Zack pitch

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 10, 2009 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

and right you were

maybe your appendix was trying to tell you something

by benfunke on Jun 10, 2009 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

its uncanny how they can sense things

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Jun 10, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately

I won’t feel like I can comment until I also have an appendectomy in the U.S.

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 10, 2009 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

next life

unless you get a replacement appendix — maybe that’s a new trend waiting to happen (you should get a Coach brand one).

by benfunke on Jun 10, 2009 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is sad when

the voice actors on Star Wars: The Clone Wars (the feature-film and CN series) are worlds better than the Eps 1-3 actors

by XBic on Jun 10, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

How does one

Become a scout of Canadian secondary school students? Is that a promotion or punishment?

Yeah, it was a stupid screen name.

by CentralChamps2009 on Jun 10, 2009 4:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Royals 25

Ricahrd Fullmer, RHP, Stephen F. Austin U

Waiting for April.

by DC Royal on Jun 10, 2009 4:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Arizona

selects Taylor Wren, Manatee JC. We would like it noted that he is the son of Diamondbacks scout Luke Wrten.

Waiting for April.

by DC Royal on Jun 10, 2009 4:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Yankees select a Kansas kid

Shaeffer Hall from KU

Waiting for April.

by DC Royal on Jun 10, 2009 4:16 PM EDT reply actions  

it will be hard for me to appreciate him after he's been on Simmons' podcast

Why can’t I get paid shitloads of money to talk about TV shows and roadtrips with my friends for an hour a week?

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 10, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

good point

no really, he’s a really interesting character… you really don’tknow much about him, or what he’s into, etc…

there’s a fair amount of relatively cardboard “weren’t men in the early 1960s pigs” vibes, as you can glean from above as well, but not so much that it’s annoying

by Freneau on Jun 10, 2009 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

is it just about repressed jerks in a changing world?

I mean, that sounds fine — is it actually fun at all, or just good?

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 10, 2009 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's not too heavy i'd say

the sets & costumes and little historical touches (like an old call exchange center, etc) are almost worth it on their own

by Freneau on Jun 10, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Disagree

I watched about half of the first season. By then I felt like I was being hit over the head with a hammer with guys were jerks back then, people were racists back then, people in the suburbs were actually horrible people back then, etc. Plus I can’t get into shows when everyone in the office has sex with each other. Come on. But I agree that some of the period stuff is cool.

But hey, just my two cents. I love Aqua Teen Hunger Force, so I’m an idiot.

by hippdoghipp on Jun 10, 2009 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

how did you feel about draper?

(without spoiling too much of it, in case d_f watches)

he’s got his demons, but seems to be generally respectful, etc

by Freneau on Jun 10, 2009 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was torn on him

He was a generally classy guy, but I only sympathize with people so much. I get it that he’s struggling with some things, but then that leads to _______ .

Maybe I’m jealous because I’m married with an ok job living in the suburbs and I subconsciously wish I had something darker going on.

by hippdoghipp on Jun 10, 2009 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea, I see that

I just personally didn’t find it to be that preachy, and you’ve got the whole self-made-man/mystery man side of draper as well

by Freneau on Jun 10, 2009 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't you realize that all white people who have ever lived in the suburbs were and are racist jerks?

Obviously, you haven’t had the same awesome education and connectoin withthe marginalized as the Portman children

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 10, 2009 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure, why not?

After all, they won back to back just last May 17th and 19th

Mr Glass, this is a pro sports team, not a retail store - run it like one!

by loyal2sdad on Jun 10, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

No more academics

if you don’t focus on your baseball!

Yeah, it was a stupid screen name.

by CentralChamps2009 on Jun 10, 2009 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

if you don’t attend practice, then you can’t go to class

by benfunke on Jun 10, 2009 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

You Can Get

A PHD in GRIT there.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jun 10, 2009 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

KC selects

Matthew Frazier, 1B, Nitro HS in Virginia

Waiting for April.

by DC Royal on Jun 10, 2009 4:22 PM EDT reply actions  

bang!

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Jun 10, 2009 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

WV

Hotbed of HS baseball action.

Yeah, it was a stupid screen name.

by CentralChamps2009 on Jun 10, 2009 4:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Did I miss it, or have we still not drafted a single fricking shortstop yet?

Mr Glass, this is a pro sports team, not a retail store - run it like one!

by loyal2sdad on Jun 10, 2009 4:24 PM EDT reply actions  

We're waiting

for the international signings.

Yeah, it was a stupid screen name.

by CentralChamps2009 on Jun 10, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dayton's waiting for Gordon to come off the DL

so he can trade him for Diory Hernandez

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 10, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

no we have.........

two guys who played SS at Arkansas, plus some more guys i can’t remember off the top of my head

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jun 10, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

We took Arkansas' shortstop

Scott Lyon with pick 452

Waiting for April.

by DC Royal on Jun 10, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually

We got a college SS from Arkansas in Rd 14-15ish (we also got their 2B)

Yeah, it was a stupid screen name.

by CentralChamps2009 on Jun 10, 2009 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mercyhurst College

Royals took someone from there last year

Yeah, it was a stupid screen name.

by CentralChamps2009 on Jun 10, 2009 4:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Isadore Newman!

We u sed to travel there for debate tournaments!

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 10, 2009 4:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought she was the dancer who strangled when her boa wrapped itself around

the axle of the convertible she was riding in.

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Jun 10, 2009 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

SF

took an MU 3B

Yeah, it was a stupid screen name.

by CentralChamps2009 on Jun 10, 2009 4:31 PM EDT reply actions  

SF takes Kyle Mach from Mizzou........

he will NOT get along with that Dominguez moron they took with their 3rd rounder

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jun 10, 2009 4:31 PM EDT reply actions  

2nd worst job in baseball:

you guessed it

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 10, 2009 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

is that willie B?

weird/scary/vaguely sexual look on his face

by Freneau on Jun 10, 2009 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

good guess

also makes sense logically — catcher huddle with the stats guy (I’m sure they’re going over Pitch f/x stuff), but it doesn’t look like hinm to me…

wait.. ISN’T THAT GABOR????

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 10, 2009 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not pictured

knife in Wong’s back

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 10, 2009 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

oops that's Jin Wong

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 10, 2009 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gabe McDougall

Lynn University
6’1/200lbs
Senior
Major: Psychology

Source

.302/.429/.529, 10 HR, 62 RBI, 34 walks, 18 HBP, 48 Ks

by BHWick on Jun 10, 2009 4:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Gabriel McDougall

In the words of a former hometown teacher

“I really do not know sports, but I had the pleasure of knowing the young Gabe MacDougall, whom I had for a student for one year, and a kinder, more articulate young man can not be found. I’m sure your family, particularly your younger sister are very proud of your accomplishments. You knew what you had to do, and you did it. Way to go Gabe!”

But can he hit a breaking ball?

Yeah, it was a stupid screen name.

by CentralChamps2009 on Jun 10, 2009 4:40 PM EDT reply actions  

kinder, more articulate young man can not be found

kindness=weakness

by Freneau on Jun 10, 2009 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's a psych major

he’s obviously going to use those powers to impress the coaches

by BHWick on Jun 10, 2009 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Royals 28th round pick

Eric Peterson, 1B, Liberty HS, Renton, WA

Waiting for April.

by DC Royal on Jun 10, 2009 4:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Peterson info

Has as a scholarship to University of Washington. Probably a difficult sign. Went to the same HS as Tim Lincecum. All-around the field utility player in HS, royals drafted him as a 1B.

http://www.issaquahpress.com/2008/12/15/liberty-baseball-player-signs-with-washington-huskies/

Waiting for April.

by DC Royal on Jun 10, 2009 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

we have found a theme
The Royals have drafted 27 players…25 are 6 feet tall or taller and 2 are 5’ 11". Who says size doesn’t matter!

joe hamrahi on twitter

by Freneau on Jun 10, 2009 4:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Eric Peterson

Signed with University of Washington.

Yeah, it was a stupid screen name.

by CentralChamps2009 on Jun 10, 2009 4:44 PM EDT reply actions  

ALL DAY!

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

by Matt Klaassen on Jun 10, 2009 4:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Apparently Peterson is

a “”http://www.pnwlocalnews.com/south_king/ren/sports/45758367.html" target="new">once in a generation" type of player.

I’m guessing he goes to college.

Yeah, it was a stupid screen name.

by CentralChamps2009 on Jun 10, 2009 4:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Really

simply struggling with the link thing

Yeah, it was a stupid screen name.

by CentralChamps2009 on Jun 10, 2009 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

x
There’s no guarantee a team will call Peterson’s name on draft day, but he said he’s spoken to seven or eight major league clubs. If a team does draft him, Peterson said the contract would determine whether he took the major-league flyer or remained on track to play at the UW.

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jun 10, 2009 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seattle has gone all bloodlines

for the last three rounds – announcing sons of scouts, sons of college coaches, etc.

Waiting for April.

by DC Royal on Jun 10, 2009 4:50 PM EDT reply actions  

I can't wait for them to draft Dayton's kid

it’s on in Grass Creek then. That’s essentially kidnapping.

Waiting for April.

by DC Royal on Jun 10, 2009 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Atlanta selects

Robby Row, Daytona Beach CC. Sticking to the Southern guns even still.

Waiting for April.

by DC Royal on Jun 10, 2009 4:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Robby Row

naturally equals Bobby Rauh

Waiting for April.

by DC Royal on Jun 10, 2009 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

debated against a guy named Ravi Row back in college

went to Wash U…

I think i was over .500 against him, mostly i remember him wearing a bright yellow suit once

by Freneau on Jun 10, 2009 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

early official 30th round title photo

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on Jun 10, 2009 4:53 PM EDT reply actions  

here's my 30th round pick

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on Jun 10, 2009 4:56 PM EDT reply actions  

grit.

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on Jun 10, 2009 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Zaharion

has a bulldog named “Chunk,” who can be seen at this link.

Yeah, it was a stupid screen name.

by CentralChamps2009 on Jun 10, 2009 4:57 PM EDT reply actions  

gives new meaning to the phrase

blowing chunks

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on Jun 10, 2009 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tim Clubb

from Missouri State—was the best guy on their staff last year.

Yeah, it was a stupid screen name.

by CentralChamps2009 on Jun 10, 2009 4:59 PM EDT reply actions  

30th round baby

I can’t believe i’ve been following this all day. and i didn’t follow any of it yesterday.

Waiting for April.

by DC Royal on Jun 10, 2009 5:00 PM EDT reply actions  

x

Worrell was the ace of the pitching staff with a 3.32 ERA and a 7-6 record. He allowed just 54 hits in 78-2/3 innings pitch while striking out 77. Worrell held opposing hitters to a .194 batting average against.

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jun 10, 2009 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

KC's last pick of the day is...

Joshua Worrell, Indiana Wesleyan University, Hometown – STL

Take that and shove it, LaRussa, Duncan, Wellemeyer!

Waiting for April.

by DC Royal on Jun 10, 2009 5:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Joshua Worrell

From St. Louis—there you go!

Yeah, it was a stupid screen name.

by CentralChamps2009 on Jun 10, 2009 5:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Josh Worrell stats

14 appearances, 13 starts, 78 2/3 IP, 77 Ks, 55 walks

by BHWick on Jun 10, 2009 5:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I really wanted Jennie Finch

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on Jun 10, 2009 5:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Reminded of an old Baird story

When the Royals brought in a softball pitcher for a tryout. A bunch of front office types were impressed with his stuff as Baird shook his head and said, “It’s a balk, you guys.”

Yeah, it was a stupid screen name.

by CentralChamps2009 on Jun 10, 2009 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

correctable by a little footwork change

where the motion is started before the right foot (for a RHP) touches the rubber.

Much easier to compensate for than the extended distance of 60’ 6"

Bob Mac could figure it out.

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on Jun 10, 2009 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Controversey to close out the 30th round.

Only the best-of-the-best for the $200 million team.

by rockchalk on Jun 10, 2009 5:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on Jun 10, 2009 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Philly takes a pitcher from Cowley County CC

And erupts in applause. Where are you, Dayton?

Waiting for April.

by DC Royal on Jun 10, 2009 5:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Kid of a scouting guy

They’re all just dang glad for his proud pop and relieved he fell to the 30th round.

Yeah, it was a stupid screen name.

by CentralChamps2009 on Jun 10, 2009 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

To be fair, he was their midwestern scouting director's son.

I wonder what would happen if you drafted someone else’s son.

I mean, I’m assuming there’s like some unwritten rule that you don’t, but I might just to fuck with everybody. I think it would be hilarious. But maybe not. They probably take such things super seriously.

by rockchalk on Jun 10, 2009 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh man that would SOOOOO be my job.

Taking things seriously?

JENNIE FINCH NOW!

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on Jun 10, 2009 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

More Jennie Finch

Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.

by BillyMojo on Jun 10, 2009 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

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