RF's Caption Contest 4: The "I'm outta here! " Edition
by ratherfantastic on Jun 15, 2009 11:05 AM EDT
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I hope you love the title as much as I do. I'm sure you all care so much. I'm leaving town for a week and a half, and while I'd normally post the next edition of the ongoing suspense and action of caption contests some time next week, I won't be here to do it, so here's an extra early edition as perhaps the 100th unofficial "just so you know" Here's da pic.
here's da rules
!)Observe da picture
@)Post da caption (as many as you like Fernando)
#)Come back and read da others
$)Rec da ones you like a lot
%) Caption with da most recs is da winner
^) as well as a runner up
Try your best, because you won't get another chance for a week and a half
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Wonder Twin powers activate!
Form of a hacktastic excuse for a lineup!
by AxDxMx on Jun 14, 2009 12:59 AM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Yeah! Nice Job!
Wait…is that…is that DIRT on your pants? Who do you think you are? Willie Bloomquist?
I refuse to set up a signature....DAMMIT
Congrat Busty is going love us, we got through the night with only seeing 80 pitches, but were aggressive.
Jeff Zimmerman - Protecting the world from RBI's and Wins from my mom's guest house.
by Jeff Zimmerman on Jun 14, 2009 1:22 AM EDT reply actions 6 recs
Rosales: Whatchoo thinking about Ramon?
Hernandez: I’m not thinkin’, I’m throwing up in my mouth. There’s too much Grit in this air.
Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.
by ratherfantastic on Jun 14, 2009 1:41 AM EDT reply actions
Rosales - "Hey Ramon! Hey Ramon! Don't you think I'm doing a great job hustling when I sprint to first base after a walk??"
Hernandez – “Whatever douche bag. Your hustle bores me. You want someone to value your hustle over your talent level, go play for the Royals kid…”
by Quagmire Giggity on Jun 14, 2009 12:05 PM EDT reply actions
HA !!!
I struck out in fewer pitches than you did!!
KNUCKLES!!! BLow it up? nah that’s too much grit…..wait , i’m gonna sneeze.
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Jun 14, 2009 2:37 PM EDT reply actions
“Hey Ro, aren’t you glad that MLB doesn’t test for Da Chronic! Puff Puff Give!”
BOOM! ROASTED!
by GoBabies!! on Jun 14, 2009 5:47 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
who are these guys?
I thought the Royals stunk. They’re gooooooood.
"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell
"Good hit Ramon....whatcha thinking about?"
“Whether I should ever throw out a baserunner trying to steal second again.”
"Do they have people that tall in Mexico?"
Well this is stolen from the Red Reporter blog here on SB Nation, but I think it fits.
My entry for a caption to this photo…
Joe Nuxhall Memorial Honorary Word of the Day
Morass. Noun. “A situation that traps, confuses or impedes.” Used in a sentence: It’s hard to tell who on the Reds could suck morass.
Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.
by BillyMojo on Jun 15, 2009 1:47 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
"That counts right?"
“Not really…”
“Close enough.”
fist bump
realistically speaking
by slayor on Jun 15, 2009 4:32 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
"So, do you hack around here often?"
We always did feel the same, We just saw it from a different point of view, Tangled up in blue.
-Bob Dylan
Hernandez to Rosales: "I love you, Big Red...
I’ll see you in the whirlpool tonight for some therapeutic massage. Peace out…"
"If a tie is like kissing your sister, then losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out." -- George Brett
by u l washington's toothpick on Jun 15, 2009 6:36 PM EDT reply actions
"I just smelled my pitts" (giggle)
“i bet it doesn’t stink as bad as being swept by the royals” (double giggle)
by KC Masterpiece on Jun 15, 2009 6:54 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Dammit, Adam...
don’t fist bump me when I’m doing my imaginary balloon animal bit. Now the doggy’s going to be all out of proportion.
Dude! Why Can't We Hit Like Miguel Olivo???
(fist bump)
Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.
Reds catcher Ramon Hernandez learns that mining for nose nuggets while wearing batting gloves is hard.
While teammate Adam Rosales salutes his valiant effort.
by Black and Gold on Jun 17, 2009 11:38 AM EDT reply actions
Dude, fistbump's on the fist.
Not the fucking mouth.
If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.
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