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The legend goes that Zack Greinke fell in love with an Earth woman. Deciding that he wanted to be with her, he chose to undergo the irreversible process of immersing himself in the red Kyptonian sunlight, stripping him of his super powers. After three or four weeks of being mortal, however, he realized that he needed to trek back to the Fortress of Solitude to see if he couldn't get his powers back. It all worked out in the end, as Greinke returned to Planet Houston and defeated his enemies in impressive style (8 IP, 8 H, 1 ER, 5K). Only hitch: Brian Bannister still knew his secret identity when it was all over, so they had to engage in a very awkward kiss to set everything back the way it was.

ShysterBall (the kiss should have been with Olivo, though)

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Can he now use his powers

to re-wind time so that the last two months never happened, and the Royals are still 3 games in first place?

Chaim Mattis Keller New York City's # 1 Royals fan!

by cmkeller on Jun 24, 2009 1:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well of course it means that he

can stop the earths rotation and put it in reverse and go back in time, but with his dry sense of humor, do you really think he’ll do it?

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Jun 24, 2009 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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