Royals Win Weird Wild Game
I'm not good enough to recount everything that went down.
Jacobs & Olivo were huge late, as was DeJesus. And Bale. And like six hours ago Hochevar had his second best start of the season. I'm not sure what the plan would have been had the Astros tied it. I think Matt Tupman may have been involved.
Winning is funner than losing.
Get yer sleep boys, we got a day game tomorrow.
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Great summary of the weirdness of this game by "Fernando Vina School of Linguistics":
list of insanity
1. Maier hitting a ball up the hill
2. Maier trying to get inside the parker (thanks Windmill Dave Owen) on it and getting thrown out
3. TPJJ getting pinch hit for in the 6th with Hulett
4. Farnsy going down in a heap after a pitch with what looked like a bad right groin injury
5. Jamey Wright not blowing the game
6. Jacobs with a “clutch” hit
7. Jason Michaels “catching” the ball from Jacobs off that crazy racquetball-esque side wall deal. Our BP catcher (and former interim manager) John Mizerock ran out onto the field afterwards to argue as well.
8. Carlos Lee trying to slide into 2nd and stretch his single into a double
9. Valverde’s insanely awesome raising of the hands when he pitches with nobody on base
10. Pudge and BPJ jawing back and forth about peeking back to see location of the pitch
11. BPJ homer
12. Byrdak staring down the Royals’ dugout as he walked off the field AFTER blowing the lead
13. Soria sadly not Mexecutioner-like.
14. Hillman odd double-switch to take out BPJ after controversy (Frank White said on postgame it was a weird decision—“let men be men and settle it on the field”
15. Fulchino “The Great Pumpkin-Head” throwing a first-pitch fastball to Olivo for go-ahead HR
16. Bale throwing 9 strikes in a row
17. TPJ, TPJJ, Bloomy ALL playing shortstop during the game.
18. Cecil Cooper saying the Royals “outplayed us” in his post-game interview. Is that possible?
19. Treydaddy said taking out BPJ had nothing to do with the argument with Pudge….which insinuates that we needed his one inning of defense (or he thought Soria could pitch two innings).
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I love it when a plan comes together!
by sterlingice on Jun 24, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
pretty sure this is engraved over Trey's office door
right under “No baseball questions”
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by Matt Klaassen on Jun 24, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm thinking 2nd most bizarre game of the year
both Royal wins, by the way.
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jun 24, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions
list of insanity
1. Maier hitting a ball up the hill
2. Maier trying to get inside the parker (thanks Windmill Dave Owen) on it and getting thrown out
3. TPJJ getting pinch hit for in the 6th with Hulett
4. Farnsy going down in a heap after a pitch with what looked like a bad right groin injury
5. Jamey Wright not blowing the game
6. Jacobs with a “clutch” hit
7. Jason Michaels “catching” the ball from Jacobs off that crazy racquetball-esque side wall deal. Our BP catcher (and former interim manager) John Mizerock ran out onto the field afterwards to argue as well.
8. Carlos Lee trying to slide into 2nd and stretch his single into a double
9. Valverde’s insanely awesome raising of the hands when he pitches with nobody on base
10. Pudge and BPJ jawing back and forth about peeking back to see location of the pitch
11. BPJ homer
12. Byrdak staring down the Royals’ dugout as he walked off the field AFTER blowing the lead
13. Soria sadly not Mexecutioner-like.
14. Hillman odd double-switch to take out BPJ after controversy (Frank White said on postgame it was a weird decision—“let men be men and settle it on the field”
15. Fulchino “The Great Pumpkin-Head” throwing a first-pitch fastball to Olivo for go-ahead HR
16. Bale throwing 9 strikes in a row
17. TPJ, TPJJ, Bloomy ALL playing shortstop during the game.
18. Cecil Cooper saying the Royals “outplayed us” in his post-game interview. Is that possible?
19. Treydaddy said taking out BPJ had nothing to do with the argument with Pudge….which insinuates that we needed his one inning of defense (or he thought Soria could pitch two innings).
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jun 25, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
tree-mendous
best game of the year; well, at least the most entertaining
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on Jun 25, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Has BPJ ever caught Soria?
I assumed they wanted to put Soria with a guy he’s familiar with. If not for the game calling itself, Olivo’s used to blocking Soria’s breaking stuff.
by SlipperyPete on Jun 25, 2009 6:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Corrected
Olivo’s used to chasing Soria’s breaking stuff to the backstop.
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by Matt Klaassen on Jun 25, 2009 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Is the Erstad homer listed in there and I missed it?
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by Matt Klaassen on Jun 25, 2009 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions
That was bizarre
What was he hitting, .135?
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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 25, 2009 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions
don't forget that Tug obviously can't play shortstop.
He pinch hits for our shortstop and gets yanked for TPJ.
If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.
Looks like Bert's path driving home from the bar.
Last year, of course.
by Black and Gold on Jun 25, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well, that explains this picture:

Trey was just trying to set Alberto up with a designated driver
by Top Ramen on Jun 25, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey dad, is this how you taught me to apply my one-armed sleeper hold?
Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.
Day game tomorrow...
Banny throwing tomorrow…
DAYBANNY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Nothing from Nothing leads to... Your 2009 Kansas City Royals
great game, missed most of it
I take it that even though TPJ had an error, the runs were still earned?
good thing this game didn’t go much longer or we would have seen Xaq at SS
"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell
would seeing Zack at SS
be a bad thing?
Don't Stop Believing!
Would be if he got injured
Although I’m sure he’d think it was Christmas in June if Hillman told him he got to hit and field in his off days.
"Now…put that in your [BLEEP]ing pipe and smoke it." -Hal McRae
"I was doing this when BJ was in his father's nutsack." -Renzo Gracie
by Sweep_the_Leg on Jun 25, 2009 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Obvious celebration

Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.
by ratherfantastic on Jun 24, 2009 11:53 PM EDT reply actions
every time I see this I think thats Jimmy Kimmel
Nothing from Nothing leads to... Your 2009 Kansas City Royals
by averagegatsby on Jun 24, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Who, Hell Yes Guy?
I just google image searched thumbs up and found this random and amazing pic. All it needed was text and BAM. But the similarity is there.
Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.
by ratherfantastic on Jun 24, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
one of these days...
maybe mustache guy will have clever text as well
Nothing from Nothing leads to... Your 2009 Kansas City Royals
by averagegatsby on Jun 24, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
next in line in obvious celebration pics

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jun 25, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
The Body says "Aspiring Porn Starlet"
the Face says “I moonlight at the carnival”
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by Matt Klaassen on Jun 25, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
my questions with regard to this picture:
why is she wearing a royals shirt? what kind of contest is this? when/where will they hold this contest this year?
by stuckinstl12 on Jun 25, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Manhattan, Kansas
Beauty on the Beach Contest 2009
Rusty’s Last Chance Saloon
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jun 25, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Brilliant observation by Joel.
The team who is leading after 8 innings usually wins.
by Trey Hillman's Chin on Jun 24, 2009 11:53 PM EDT reply actions
Shhhhh....Can you hear that?
with the Farnsworth injury tonight, it’s the sound of 10M in 2009 payroll being flushed down the toilet in the span of 48 hours.
Do teams have insurance for that kind of thing?
by kcbottom9th on Jun 24, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
[so many jokes]
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by Matt Klaassen on Jun 24, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd imagine the Royals would fall in the "uninsurable" category
What with Sidney Ponson being on the DL with a bad case of Fat, and Doug Waechter on there for “Needed a roster spot-itis”
Maybe Farns can get a suck-ectomy while he's out
it’s an elective procedure
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by Matt Klaassen on Jun 25, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
But a very, very , very deep anasthetic.
The chance of awakening from is somewhere between 0 and 0.000067%
by kcbottom9th on Jun 25, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
yikes, having just had surgery a few weeks ago
that’s kind of scary
sadly, my “suck” remains intact
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by Matt Klaassen on Jun 25, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Appendix no?
My son had his out last year. No fun.
by kcbottom9th on Jun 25, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah
have to go in tomorrow for a follow up. yay fun meeting. surgeons are always such a pleasure to talk to.
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by Matt Klaassen on Jun 25, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Once again, the Art and Artistry of Dan Szymborski

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by Matt Klaassen on Jun 24, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
hahaha
Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.
by ratherfantastic on Jun 24, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
pretty much sums up the offseason
ratherfantastic, did you see his post re: Farnsworth and HoRam?
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by Matt Klaassen on Jun 25, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
That is pretty smart
I feel like punching a hole in my wall
Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.
by ratherfantastic on Jun 25, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Brayan IS our savior!
not just a naughty little boy.
Chaim Mattis Keller New York City's # 1 Royals fan!
how could Brayan be left out of the game summary?
probalby the same reason he won’t start again for another 8 days or so
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Ha ha ha
Brayan Pena CALLED IN to the post game show. Guess they don’t want to play Jo-El’s interview yet
what did he say?
we sure it wasn’t the guy fieri impersonator?
by stuckinstl12 on Jun 25, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
"Brayan, if you're in Houston, why is your area code 816?"
“Um, cellaphone, I swear”
“Put Zack Greinke on the phone for a moment so we can verify it’s you”
Zack can't talk right now
He’s on a spaceship.
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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 25, 2009 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
crap... doctors appt. tomorrow... probably have to leagve right at the end of the Bannister-Moehler duel
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he's an expert with the lower right hand corner, that's for sure
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by Matt Klaassen on Jun 25, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
the Olivo double switch
I didn’t really think the Olivo double-switch was that weird. He would have had to do the double-switch for Olivo to bat in that slot in the top of the next inning anyway (Olivo was the only one available to pinch hit at that point, right?), but by doing the switch earlier, you allow for the possibility that another pitcher may have come in and needed to stay to the next inning (if, for instance Jack blew the save and couldn’t finish out the inning, you don’t have to use another pitcher for just one out).
by Trey Hillman's Chin on Jun 25, 2009 1:00 AM EDT reply actions
he could've just straight up pinch-hit Olivo for Soria in the 9 spot instead of moving the pitcher to the 6 spot
which would’ve kept the pitcher from batting (if the game extended 12-13 innings) a little longer.
I see your point about possibly needing to replace Soria, but does it really apply to the game situation? If he can’t make it out of the inning, it’s likely the game will be over, and the double-switch is pretty useless at that point.
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jun 25, 2009 2:39 AM EDT up reply actions
I would just like to mention, I'm watching the highlights now
The Astros announcers are wretched.
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
Don't know who created the TPJJ and BPJ nicknames
But this comment exists solely to honor that person (and those nicknames)
TPJJ is mine
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by Matt Klaassen on Jun 25, 2009 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions
in full, it's TPJ, Jr.
but TPJJ is also good
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by Matt Klaassen on Jun 25, 2009 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Your OPS updates:
David “Whipping Boy” DeJesus: .714
St. Willie “Hero” Bloomquist: .692
And in the “WTF, these are professionals?” category:
TPJ: .281
TPJJ: .461
Hulett: .167
Position Player WAR update
Olivo: 1.1
Crisp: 1.1
DDJ: 1.1
Billy: 0.7
Teahen: 0.7
Callaspo: 0.6
Buck: 0.5
Willie: 0.3
BPJ: 0.2
Gordon: 0.1
MITCH: 0.0
TPJJ: -0.2
Tug: -0.3
TPJ: -0.3
Hoagy: -0.8
Avilanche: -0.9
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
BPJ's actually posted a 0.2
with as little playing time as he’s gotten? Doesn’t seem like much at first glance, but that’s pretty impressive.
"Now…put that in your [BLEEP]ing pipe and smoke it." -Hal McRae
"I was doing this when BJ was in his father's nutsack." -Renzo Gracie
by Sweep_the_Leg on Jun 25, 2009 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions
well, in small amounts of playing time
WAR is sort of silly, but yeah, the catcher positoinal adjustment is pretty big
to be fair, if WAR included catcher defense and especiallly game calling, I’m sure Olivo woudl be about 4.8 by now
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by Matt Klaassen on Jun 25, 2009 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions
I assume there was a typo in there
You meant 14.8, right?
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"I was doing this when BJ was in his father's nutsack." -Renzo Gracie
by Sweep_the_Leg on Jun 25, 2009 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Pitcher WAR
Guess Who: 5.1
Gil: 2.4
Banny: 1.5 (~!)
The Knight: 0.6
Needs Work: 0.5
The Prof: 0.4 (!!)
R. Tejeda: 0.3
Hoch: 0.3
Bale: 0.2
Colon: 0.1
Davies: 0.1
HoRam: 0.0
Mahay: -0.1
Cruz: -0.1
Doug “Am I Still on the Team?” Waechter: -0.1
Everyday Jamey: -0.1
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Starting Pitcher tRA-WAR
(the above was FanGraphs numbers by FIP)
Zack: 5.4
Gil: 1.9
Banny: 1.6
Ponson: 0.3
Hoch: 0.1
HoRam: -0.1
Davies: -0.6
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by Matt Klaassen on Jun 25, 2009 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Hopefully this doesn't mean it's an ass-kicking today.
If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.
Fun factoid:
Tony Pena Jr. has more errors (4) than hits (3)!
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by RoyalsRetro on Jun 25, 2009 11:27 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
ditto Dayton Moore
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by Matt Klaassen on Jun 25, 2009 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
b/w that stat and olivos
reaching first base on K’s more often than walks….this is shaping up to be quite the 2nd half of the season…so much to look forward to
Fire Everyone
by billybeingbilly on Jun 25, 2009 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions
thats how you play
the game, ‘the right way’
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