RF's Caption Contest: What. The. F@#K

by ratherfantastic on Jun 25, 2009 1:25 AM EDT Comment 16 comments

This picture is creepy as hell. I mean I don't even know what to say. So I guess I'll just see what you have to say. This pic is just so weird I can't even.... Jesus, what the hell? Well, here are the rules

1. Post thy caption after observing thy image

2. Read the others

3. Rec the ones you think should be rec'd

4. Have fun with it

5. WARNING: This picture can induce spontaneous "WTF's" so observe with caution

Oh, I forgot to actually post the pic. Here it is

View at your own risk

No, there is no baseball in his hand/ thing. Have at it

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I call this technique:

The Sidearm Stranger.

Its really good with a lot of balls.

I refuse to set up a signature....DAMMIT

by RoyalPug on Jun 25, 2009 1:58 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

"Oh shit shake that ass now movie it like a gypsie, stop OH back it up now let me see those hips - SWING!"

If you haven’t seen Knocked Up… You wont know this one..

(The Dice-Hand-Jiggle Dance)

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on Jun 25, 2009 2:34 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs

throwin' the dice..............nice

the only dance for most of us (including me)

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Jun 25, 2009 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Bale's secret pitch

He keeps a midget up his sleeve.

DH: Where's the party!
Danny: David Howard and Mike Sweeney! Go away! Guys, you're gonna wake up my Mom!

by David Howards Legacy on Jun 25, 2009 10:40 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Trainer Nick said it’s no problem if my arm bends like this.

If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.

by Warden11 on Jun 25, 2009 10:53 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs

This time John Bale swings his pitching arm into the air instead of a wall.

Ask about it later, “I just never believed what Crash Davis from Bull Durham about hitting things with your pitching hand, but I do now. He seems like a smart guy”

Jeff Zimmerman - Protecting the world from RBI's and Wins from my mom's guest house.

by Jeff Zimmerman (TucsonRoyal) on Jun 25, 2009 11:40 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs

A medical procedure

After an incident last year where a disgruntled wall ran into Royals pitcher John Bale, the always cutting edge Royals medical staff replaced his old arm with that of Gumbys arm.

Unbeknown to most Gumby did make it to AA level in the Braves farm system and had a mean side arm.

When asked about this radical procedure Dr. Bubba was quoted, " Well we just thought we needed Bale to come back as soon as possible with the most hyper-extendable arm in the majors, the gumby-graph allowed us to do both."

Interesting

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Jun 25, 2009 12:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Hey kids! It's the new and improved John Bale action figure!

Comes with Kung-Fu grip and Amazing Action Arm that karate chops brick walls at the press of a button!!!

Batteries and pitching talent not included.

by AxDxMx on Jun 25, 2009 5:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I think the cadaver arm transplant went very well. Just a little stiff.

by hunter s. royal on Jun 25, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

they said this might be a side effect of the thyroid surgery...

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Jun 25, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Just give me your strong hand!

Nothing from Nothing leads to... Your 2009 Kansas City Royals

by averagegatsby on Jun 26, 2009 4:10 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs

Jim Abbot makes his triumphant return to the mound.....

testing Nick Swartz’s prosthetic elbow invention against major league competition for the first time Wed nite. Abbot worked one inning and was named the suprise 5th starter for the Royals weekend series in Pittsburgh. Abbot reported that he felt fine, and stated that it felt good to “clap for the first time in my life. Now I see what all the ruckus is about.” Abbott then proceeded to clap and giggle maniacally, pausing occasionally to work on pitch grips with Royals broadcaster Paul Splittorff, who is also working with a Swartz creation, the prosthetic gullet.

by Nighthawk at the Diner on Jun 26, 2009 10:34 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs