Disco's callup story

This guy is must reading when he gets a chance to write a longer post. Be forewarned: fecal matter has a prominent place in the story, and the term "poop stick" gets used more than once.

Bonus: his previous post informed us that Ponson took the whole team out to a Brazilian steakhouse while on the road, telling us: 1) Ponson's a nice guy, and 2) Ponson's structural girth is not an accident.

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That made my day

by wildthang on Jun 26, 2009 5:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Honestly one of the funniest articles I've read in a long time.

He is a natural at writing. I loved it, especially the part about buying the plunger at Wal-Mart.

- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes

by JobDDT on Jun 26, 2009 6:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

God, I hope this guy makes it with the big club

and stays for a long time.

"Now…put that in your [BLEEP]ing pipe and smoke it." -Hal McRae

"I was doing this when BJ was in his father's nutsack." -Renzo Gracie

by Sweep_the_Leg on Jun 26, 2009 6:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Great story.

One of my teammates in the NY league had the same problem… host family’s child needed to poop. Called him to the bathroom, “will you wipe me?” Lol. I laughed just as hard at this story, then laughed again thinking back to my teammates similar experience. Great stuff Disco. Great stuff.

Coffee. The NEW Performance Enhancing drug for Sport's Writers. Just ask Ken Rosenthal.

by 306008 on Jun 27, 2009 12:52 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

This killed me.

I didn’t know whether to laugh, cry, dry heave, or play poop-a-boo with my little potty buddy sitting there inches from my face. He seemed to be enjoying this thoroughly.

If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.

by Warden11 on Jun 27, 2009 10:29 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs