RF's Caption Contest Something: Because RR Himself Said So
by ratherfantastic on Jun 30, 2009 1:17 AM EDT
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You know the rules. Caption off for this great pic.
Ready.... Set...... GO! GO! GO GO GO! Dang, it needs to be 75 words
1. Caption the pic
2. Post it
3. Return and read the others
4. Rec your favs
Now Go! Only 46 words now. GOD. OK then, I'll just fill it out with Samuel L Jackson's speech from Deep Blue Sea.
You think water moves fast? You should see ice. It moves like it has a mind. Like it knows it killed the world once and got a taste for murder. After the avalanche, it took us a week to climb out. Now, I don't know exactly when we turned on each other, but I know that seven of us survived the slide... and only five made it out. Now we took an oath, that I'm breaking now. We said we'd say it was the snow that killed the other two, but it wasn't. Nature is lethal but it doesn't hold a candle to man.
* Promptly gets eaten by a huge shark
Terrible Flick. I highly recommend it. Now Caption Time yes!!!1
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I'm telling you it was foul, it bounced of his...
OMG are they throwing out HOT DOGS?
I refuse to set up a signature....DAMMIT
by RoyalPug on Jun 30, 2009 1:57 AM EDT reply actions 9 recs
LOOK AT HOW CLEAN THAT SHIRT IS!
IT’S ALL POSSIBLE WITH THE POWER OF OXICLEAN!!!!
…too soon?
Pecota, watch over us.
The ads are still running, so no.
I heard one on TV yesterday and assumed it was an obit on a news program. Nope.
Jackson sold a whole bunch of records the next day
How’s OxiClean doing and ESPN 360 and everything else he sold? Did they see a spike?
Coffee. The NEW Performance Enhancing drug for Sport's Writers. Just ask Ken Rosenthal.
Bet you $10 you can't fit that baseball in my mouth
Jeff Zimmerman - Protecting the world from RBI's and Wins from my mom's guest house.
I swear I saw a flying saucer
it landed right behind third base!
"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell
How do you get your hair to do that flowing, feathered thing in back like that?
Mine just sticks greasily to my neck fat.
by Soria's Unibrow on Jun 30, 2009 10:29 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Throw me out already, I need to work on my screenplay...
think Little Big League meets The Santa Clause…it’s gonna take the box office by storm!
I CAN'T CONTROL THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE!!!
IT IS A VERY SERIOUS AND DEBILITATING CONDITION; IT IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER!!!!
by Your_Moms_Boyfriend on Jun 30, 2009 12:22 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
“And I’m telling you that Tony Pena Jr and Luis Hernandez are MY ELVES! THEY’RE MINE! They must’ve escaped somehow. I need them up there building XBoxes NOW!”
by Top Ramen on Jun 30, 2009 12:35 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
KUBEL WAS SAFE I DARE YOU TO CHALLENGE THIS
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by Matt Klaassen on Jun 30, 2009 12:46 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs
That's what She said!!
Coffee. The NEW Performance Enhancing drug for Sport's Writers. Just ask Ken Rosenthal.
Cornell called. They said you suck!
Boom! Roasted.
Coffee. The NEW Performance Enhancing drug for Sport's Writers. Just ask Ken Rosenthal.
by 306008 on Jun 30, 2009 11:57 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
It was a tribute to you dear Office watcher.
Coffee. The NEW Performance Enhancing drug for Sport's Writers. Just ask Ken Rosenthal.
Listen, Professor. That's the worst call I've seen since we made Gilligan dress up like a girl!
Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.
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