I was right- Rany was just sleeping on it to see if the rage subsided. It hasn't. The intro: (it's my first fanshot, be kind) "1…2…3…4… Oh, how I long for the halcyon days when Nick Swartz was my greatest concern. 5…6…7… When the Royals were mad at me instead of the other way around. 8…9…10… Look, I could count all the stars in the sky and all the fish in the sea, and I still don’t think I will have calmed down. Sorry, mom. I actually finished writing this last night at midnight, but decided to sleep on it and read through it again in the morning. I’m afraid the sleep didn’t do me any good."