The New Royals Slogan! We Need YOUR Help.
by jsolo on Jul 13, 2009 12:46 AM EDT
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This just in from the Royals marketing gurus:
"After a disappointing first half of the season, the Kansas City Royals have decided to recreate their slogan for the second half. This new slogan will better represent the direction in which the team is now headed. We know that our fans are the best in the game and want to give you all a chance to contribute to the success that is certainly brewing in the upcoming months and years. Please choose one of the new slogans below and Go Royals!"
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I like the random Greg Gagne shoutout
by royalsreview on Jul 13, 2009 12:53 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
With the constant parade of awful shortstops we've been subjected to
It really makes one miss the Gagne days with his roughly .700 OPS and stellar defense (at least I assume it was stellar – fangraphs doesn’t have advanced defensive statistics that far back)
by jsolo on Jul 13, 2009 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
my choice
my choice would be The 21st Century Kansas City Royals: Statistics are for pussies. lolz its cool got some attitude
Dan hdi certification
by Alone on Jul 13, 2009 5:51 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
can't believe brett isn't winning this
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
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by devil_fingers on Jul 13, 2009 11:09 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Its very thematically appropriate
what with the ranyban and all
by raefzilla on Jul 13, 2009 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Royals 2009
Victims of the Sports Illustrated Cover Jinx since 1994.
Chaim Mattis Keller New York City's # 1 Royals fan!
by cmkeller on Jul 13, 2009 2:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Stats are for pussies
the funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it!
by ratherfantastic on Jul 13, 2009 2:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Royals 2009: You want those chips?
by Soria's Unibrow on Jul 13, 2009 4:05 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Royals 2009: Let's get some eggs and boil 'em
the funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it!
by ratherfantastic on Jul 13, 2009 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Royals 2009: YOU GET RIGHT UNDER MY SKIN.....YOU GET RIGHT UNDER MY...SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jul 13, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
God I hate that commercial
the funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it!
by ratherfantastic on Jul 13, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
2009 Royals - Trying to stay out of contention until 2011, at least
Jeff Zimmerman - Protecting the world from RBI's and Wins from my mom's guest house.
by Jeff Zimmerman (TucsonRoyal) on Jul 13, 2009 5:13 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
baby steps damnit!!!! baby steps!!!
soon to change name to, "The Not So Curious Case of Benjamin Bratt"
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Jul 13, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Royals '09
In 5th, no one can hear you scream.
by kcbottom9th on Jul 13, 2009 5:38 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Let's plagiarize Buddy:
2009 Royals: We never say it can’t get worse!
Mr Glass, this is a pro sports team, not a retail store - run it like one!
by loyal2sdad on Jul 13, 2009 5:47 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
2009 Royals: Why take a walk when you can pop-up weakly to the second baseman?
by drdonkeypunch on Jul 14, 2009 8:54 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
2009 Royals. True. Blew. Tradition.
consistency is only nice if you don’t suck
Christ, you don't need a quadrophonic Blaupunkt! What you need is a curveball! In the show, everyone can hit heat.
by BillyMojo on Jul 14, 2009 11:52 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
PokerStars.net
Find the Poker Star in You.
That would be the slogan, because NBC’s poker programming has been on the air more than Royals games on National TV.
My name is Finlay, and I love to fight!
by Finlay on Jul 16, 2009 2:18 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
http://www.mirage.com
The Mirage… Vegas Lives Here.
Does Nevada want an MLB team? If the Royals continue to lose, then Las Vegas can have ’em.
My name is Finlay, and I love to fight!
by Finlay on Jul 16, 2009 2:19 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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