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The New Royals Slogan! We Need YOUR Help.

This just in from the Royals marketing gurus:

"After a disappointing first half of the season, the Kansas City Royals have decided to recreate their slogan for the second half.  This new slogan will better represent the direction in which the team is now headed.  We know that our fans are the best in the game and want to give you all a chance to contribute to the success that is certainly brewing in the upcoming months and years.   Please choose one of the new slogans below and Go Royals!"


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What should be the Royals new slogan?
Kansas City Royals: If OBP is so important, why don't they put it on the scoreboard?
23 votes
Royals Tradition: Where our team's perennial ineptitude makes our fans feel less pathetic about their own lives.
6 votes
The 2009 Kansas City Royals: Hey, at least we aren't pedophiles.
24 votes
KC Royals: Where our fondest memories are of Greg Gagne.
5 votes
Kansas City Royals: Shut the hell up or George Brett will kick you in the teeth.
17 votes
The 21st Century Kansas City Royals: Statistics are for pussies.
25 votes
Royal Pride: We sign crappy players, make ridiculously bad decsions, lose all the time, and STILL turn a profit every year - so why should we change?
20 votes

120 votes | Poll has closed

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With the constant parade of awful shortstops we've been subjected to

It really makes one miss the Gagne days with his roughly .700 OPS and stellar defense (at least I assume it was stellar – fangraphs doesn’t have advanced defensive statistics that far back)

by jsolo on Jul 13, 2009 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

my choice

my choice would be The 21st Century Kansas City Royals: Statistics are for pussies. lolz its cool got some attitude
Dan hdi certification

by Alone on Jul 13, 2009 5:51 AM EDT reply actions  

can't believe brett isn't winning this

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

Can't get enough of me? Check out my Twitter feed.

by Matt Klaassen on Jul 13, 2009 11:09 AM EDT reply actions  

Royals 2009

Victims of the Sports Illustrated Cover Jinx since 1994.

Chaim Mattis Keller New York City's # 1 Royals fan!

by cmkeller on Jul 13, 2009 2:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Stats are for pussies

the funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it!

by ratherfantastic on Jul 13, 2009 2:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Royals 2009: Let's get some eggs and boil 'em

the funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it!

by ratherfantastic on Jul 13, 2009 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

2009 Royals - Trying to stay out of contention until 2011, at least

Jeff Zimmerman - Protecting the world from RBI's and Wins from my mom's guest house.

by Jeff Zimmerman on Jul 13, 2009 5:13 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

baby steps damnit!!!! baby steps!!!

soon to change name to, "The Not So Curious Case of Benjamin Bratt"

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Jul 13, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

2009 Royals: Why take a walk when you can pop-up weakly to the second baseman?

by drdonkeypunch on Jul 14, 2009 8:54 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

2009 Royals. True. Blew. Tradition.

consistency is only nice if you don’t suck

Christ, you don't need a quadrophonic Blaupunkt! What you need is a curveball! In the show, everyone can hit heat.

by BillyMojo on Jul 14, 2009 11:52 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

PokerStars.net

Find the Poker Star in You.

That would be the slogan, because NBC’s poker programming has been on the air more than Royals games on National TV.

My name is Finlay, and I love to fight!

by Finlay on Jul 16, 2009 2:18 AM EDT reply actions  

http://www.mirage.com

The Mirage… Vegas Lives Here.
Does Nevada want an MLB team? If the Royals continue to lose, then Las Vegas can have ’em.

My name is Finlay, and I love to fight!

by Finlay on Jul 16, 2009 2:19 AM EDT reply actions  

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