I was considering making this a contest to see who was the kid in the picture, but it's easy to figure out since I'm sure many people know what The Kansas City Star is. So it's just a light-hearted caption contest to get our minds off both some awful stretches and Zack getting snubbed in the All Star Game.
This is Zack Greinke at age 2. Caption off time!
1. Caption the pic
2. Read the others
3. Rec your favorites
4. Have fun with it. This site needs some happy. Don't make the caption too bitter if you can help it.