Hello RR: First time, long time (been lurking since '05). As a reader of both McSweeney's, and of road-trip works of non-fiction covering 1st amendment key decisions (Seriously. Read it. It's good.), I highly recommend the following article:
IF THE HEARING
WERE HELD IN
FRONT OF THE 1977
ROYALS INSTEAD OF
THE SENATE JUDICIARY COMMITTEE.
Among those lovingly lampooned: George Brett, Willie Wilson, Freddie Patek, Chris Chambliss, U.L. Washington, Hal McRae (some 90's Manager McRae gets fused with his general dour nature from the 70's), and many, many more!
Those days are gone.