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2009 All-Star Game Open Thread

Anyone else actually nervous for Zack? Not in a doubting way, just in a ... dare I say... loving way? If my brother was pitching tonight, I'd have no doubt that he'd do great, but that wouldn't mean that I still wouldn't be nervous.

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Go Zaackkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

by I need more Esteban on Jul 14, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

If the AL actually cares about winning this game

they would let Zack pitch 9 innings

Bloomquist. God? Or just an illusion? You be the judge.

by focs on Jul 14, 2009 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I would be pissed beyond belief if that happened

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by averagegatsby on Jul 14, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey

Greinke just got about 5 seconds of clips just of him in an ESPN first half montage, pretty good because they are all pretty quick cuts.

by I need more Esteban on Jul 14, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Zack Greinke is the most interesting man in the world

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 14, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Im not sure your photoshopping skills are improving.

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by averagegatsby on Jul 14, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

they never ever will

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 14, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

ever

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 14, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really should re-install photoshop on to the laptop

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by averagegatsby on Jul 14, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't even have photoshop

It’s gotta be easier than MS Paint, right?

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 14, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dont know about easier...

but its definitely “cleaner”

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by averagegatsby on Jul 14, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what I thought

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 14, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I tought myself...

the magic eraser is quite amazing.

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by averagegatsby on Jul 14, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope Albert doesn't do one thing

besides strike-out

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 14, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

So that opening video

I’ve heard that soundtrack somewhere, I know it’s from a movie of some sort, but I just can’t remember and it’s already driving me nuts.

by TheSmokingPun on Jul 14, 2009 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOOOOO!

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 14, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

There are quite a few Royals hats in the crowd...

at least more than expected.

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by averagegatsby on Jul 14, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

YAAAAY

Big cheers for Zack!

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 14, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Stay classy St. Louis

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 14, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

F you maddon

for denying ZG the start
F you very much

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by slayor on Jul 14, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe Maddon only picked Halladay

because he’s in the same division as the Rays and Maddon wants to wear him down

by rph on Jul 14, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

EVIL GENIUS!

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by averagegatsby on Jul 14, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

throw him 8 innings!

Coffee. The NEW Performance Enhancing drug for Sport's Writers. Just ask Ken Rosenthal.

by 306008 on Jul 14, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or maybe

Trey/Zack/Dayton told Maddon NOT to pick him so Zack didn’t freak out when there were 30 microhones in front of him @ the podium

BOOM! ROASTED!

by GoBabies!! on Jul 14, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Psh he invited Trey

That is way better than having Zaq start! Royals Fans REJOICE!!

At least Wally Joyner's not on the team....

by tcon125 on Jul 14, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

RAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL!!!!

Seeking inspiration to fill this space...

by Andy Edwards on Jul 14, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Love that guy

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 14, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Wish we still had him."

Time said of All-Star players: currently 1243827589463805697287487

Seeking inspiration to fill this space...

by Andy Edwards on Jul 14, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I loathe Cardinals fans

"I'll take some Coco with that please"

by RoyalJHWKR on Jul 14, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

Im my very biased opinion, anyone that calls themselves a Royals fan is a much better “fan” than Cardinals followers.

Royals fans are for real. Badge of honor.

"I'll take some Coco with that please"

by RoyalJHWKR on Jul 14, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's gonna be nice

When they are playing the Mid Summer Classic here in 2012.

by TheSmokingPun on Jul 14, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Is that really gonna happen?

I haven’t heard ol’ Bud confirm that yet.

"I'll take some Coco with that please"

by RoyalJHWKR on Jul 14, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not yet confirmed

But a few baseball forums I’m at are sure talking about it. Even KansasCity.com jumped on it.

by TheSmokingPun on Jul 14, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would be really cool

It would be kinda weird how the city would hold it b/c the complex is away from downtown.

"I'll take some Coco with that please"

by RoyalJHWKR on Jul 14, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

FanFest downtown

With some fun stuff to do in the parking lots of the TSC as well.

by TheSmokingPun on Jul 14, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

They should have the

American Royal BBQ take place in the parking lot. Of course they’d have to change the date to do this.

"I'll take some Coco with that please"

by RoyalJHWKR on Jul 14, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

They said...

they would have to set up shuttles… But there is plenty of room for stuff to go on out there

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by averagegatsby on Jul 14, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hopefully by then

Light rail will be moving forward and we can at least have a Stadium-Downtown link along with a Downtown-Airport link.

Life would be near perfect at that point, it would be pure perfect if the rolling roof appeared out of nowhere, free from tax payers dollars.

by TheSmokingPun on Jul 14, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't get me started on light rail

The powers that be in KC will do ANYTHING to nix light rail. They will even ignore election results

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by RoyalJHWKR on Jul 14, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just went

to a Rockies game saturday night and road the light rail from my hotel. It was sweet.

"I'll take some Coco with that please"

by RoyalJHWKR on Jul 14, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I rode the light rail up in the Twin Cities

I love it, plus they are gonna build it right up to Target Field for next year as well.

by TheSmokingPun on Jul 14, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah i rode theirs too. Also sweet

Are they gonna build a retractable roof though? I mean seriously they’re gonna have to play the first month outside of MN if they don’t

"I'll take some Coco with that please"

by RoyalJHWKR on Jul 14, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

No roof

Yeah, I still gotta get up there for a baseball game, I left the day before opening day, no choice.

by TheSmokingPun on Jul 14, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well they block off so much crap around the stadiums anyways..

so having it out of the down town area, wouldn’t be a huge deal.

Fanfest at P&L ( i went for the NCAA tourney at the courtyard is perfect for this kind of stuff) that being said the P&L sucks.

At least Wally Joyner's not on the team....

by tcon125 on Jul 14, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm usually not the kind of person who notices this...

but I think every single one of the “All-Stars among us” were white.

Just sayin’.

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by JobDDT on Jul 14, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Nevermind, I found one.

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by JobDDT on Jul 14, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

christ almighty

when is this thing going to start? for the love of god

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by slayor on Jul 14, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

In other news

I wake up every day and go to work and and now i want to WATCH THE GAME!

"I'll take some Coco with that please"

by RoyalJHWKR on Jul 14, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Rec

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 14, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Find time to nit caps, dammit!

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by JobDDT on Jul 14, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I stimulate the economy

with my daily patronage of the Anheuser Busch company

"I'll take some Coco with that please"

by RoyalJHWKR on Jul 14, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn

forgot that. I drink a lot of Boulevard too though.

"I'll take some Coco with that please"

by RoyalJHWKR on Jul 14, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

But does he giggle?

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 14, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

wouldn't you have to get the 'joke' first?

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by averagegatsby on Jul 14, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

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by averagegatsby on Jul 14, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish just once someone would sing the anthem at an average pace

When they drag out the notes it just doesn’t work

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 14, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mizzou alum alert

I wonder if sheryl crow is related to Aaron Crow…

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 14, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

One of my least favorite All-Star memories:

Joe Buck last year, knowing absolutely nothing about Joakim, getting his name wrong and pretty much throwing him under the bus.

I hate Joe Buck. He almost managed to ruin one of the most exciting football plays I’ve ever seen (Tyree catch) with his monotone delivery.

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by JobDDT on Jul 14, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

He called a reverse a double reverse...

in a playoff game between Green Bay and Atlanta once… I have hated him ever since

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by averagegatsby on Jul 14, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm a Falcon Fan so that game was the beginning of something special

In Lambeua, Vick only 22 years old. So much promise…

Atleast we have Matt Ryan and a solid group of guys

by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 14, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

and an ancient Tony G...

I really hate the Falcons

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by averagegatsby on Jul 14, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh yeah i forgot we got him from KC

You have to admit the Falcons definitely rebuilt their squad in a year….It takes the Royals fucking forever

by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 14, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

who are the Royals?

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by averagegatsby on Jul 14, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Favorite Joe Buck Moment

When Randy Moss had that fake “mooning” of the Green Bay fans.

“That was a disgusting act by Randy Moss. I’d like to apologize to those at home who had to witness that”

Ugh, what a douchebag. I will always hate him for that.

by Royal from Queens on Jul 14, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like him when...

he goes on the Dan Patrick show though

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by averagegatsby on Jul 14, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never liked him

He’s even more pompous and full of himself than Bob Costas at his peak

by sterlingice on Jul 14, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

There is a special place in hell for people who go to Subway.com

to “view more” of the people shrieking about $5 footlongs.

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by JobDDT on Jul 14, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

At least it isn't Melissa Ethridge

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by averagegatsby on Jul 14, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh wait... She is from Emporia

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by averagegatsby on Jul 14, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you for a normal Anthem, Sheryl

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 14, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Zack Greinke

will make NL hitters cry like little girls, then he will mop the floor with their tears

by gilmeche55 on Jul 14, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

too bad we can't see a Joakim slow curve too

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by averagegatsby on Jul 14, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

There is no way this game gets done before 10...

Its going to run longer over than the HR derby

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by averagegatsby on Jul 14, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

And it won't have Nelly either

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 14, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

wtf?

Is it cold there or something Obama?

"I'll take some Coco with that please"

by RoyalJHWKR on Jul 14, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Rocking the White Sox jacket too... Ballsy

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by averagegatsby on Jul 14, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

also I like how they didn't show the path of the ball...

so if he was 3 feet outside 100 million people wouldn’t know

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by averagegatsby on Jul 14, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotta say

At least we know he’s a for real fan, never back down and wear the jacket of the city you’re in.

by TheSmokingPun on Jul 14, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

Way to not show where the pitch went, FOX.

Fucking idiots.

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by JobDDT on Jul 14, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

is it on Pitch F/X?

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by averagegatsby on Jul 14, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Took the words right out of my mouth

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 14, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, who would sing

the national anthem for KC? David Cook? Jodi Whatley? Melissa Ethridge (not that there’e anything wrong with that)? Tech N9ne?

Kansas City Royals - rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic since 1994.

by Home Run Tony Cogan on Jul 14, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Tech fasho

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 14, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Paul Rudd

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by averagegatsby on Jul 14, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or Brad Pitt

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 14, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's still funny as hell

But Pitt is versitile

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 14, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

he Rocked a KU hat all through the movie Clueless

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by averagegatsby on Jul 14, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh god

I forgot he was in that POS

A lady I work w/ was in the Sorority that was the sister house to Brad Pitts Frat @ MU. THey used to hang all the time. She said he was gross back in the day. Wicked bad pock marks.

BOOM! ROASTED!

by GoBabies!! on Jul 14, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Since it's in 2012

I’ll go get famous so I can do it.

by TheSmokingPun on Jul 14, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or maybe a duet

by Mangino and Pinkel

"I'll take some Coco with that please"

by RoyalJHWKR on Jul 14, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bianic Arm

DRINK

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 14, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Lots of fun quick bets on ESPN's streak for the cash. Any thoughts?

Who will score first? AL/NL?
How many runs scored in the 3rd? 0/more than 0?
More runs in the 5th? AL or push/NL?
Final out? Strikeout/Fly or Ground Out?

by sterlingice on Jul 14, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Al
0
AL
Fly out

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 14, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was an absolutely disgusting display by Randy Moss

Now, stay tuned for the Fox post-game show sponsored by Viagra, and look for our new reality show on fat lesbians that kill puppies.

Kansas City Royals - rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic since 1994.

by Home Run Tony Cogan on Jul 14, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Question

Is there any kind of Taco Zone or Cheeseburger Chairs that they can hit it to and get everyone free food tomorrow?

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by JobDDT on Jul 14, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

God damn I forgot about my bowling league

My teammates are gonna be pissed

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 14, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

OVER THE LINE

MARK IT ZERO

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 14, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

which is why lincecum vs greinke would have ebeen perfect

FK YOU JOE MADDON

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by slayor on Jul 14, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

dammit your right

I’m depressed

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 14, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tim Lincecum runs like a gazelle

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 14, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

I’ve been thinkin…did you know st louis has an arch? well they should really play up to that so people know about it.

by WhenWillDavidGlassDie? on Jul 14, 2009 8:49 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Over under on how many hair comments...

Im setting it at 2.5

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by averagegatsby on Jul 14, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

over

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 14, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

def over

Steve Balboni is Legen...Wait For It...Dary

by clintox100 on Jul 14, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol, he's so bad

is he even watching the game?

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by slayor on Jul 14, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

You'll have to forgive him

It’s not a Cubs/Cards or Yankees/Red Sox game so he’s not familiar with the players

by sterlingice on Jul 14, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ichiro you crazy bastard

Why didn’t your dog tell you to come to KC?

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 14, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

LOLincecum

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by JobDDT on Jul 14, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

good thing we have Hochevar

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by averagegatsby on Jul 14, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lincecum is a bum

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by averagegatsby on Jul 14, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

HOCH 4 LYFE!

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by JobDDT on Jul 14, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

TIMMY

watch where you’re throwin young man

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by slayor on Jul 14, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

who does Halladay throw at as retaliation?

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by averagegatsby on Jul 14, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pujols

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 14, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now THAT would take balls

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 14, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lincecum's getting owned

and hitting people. He’s in grave danger of being killed by Yankee fans

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 14, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

true

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 14, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

What the hell is that carved into the grass behind 2B?

The US Senate?

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by JobDDT on Jul 14, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

I would guess its the StL City Building...

from the right angle you can see it right in the middle of the arch

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by averagegatsby on Jul 14, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

old courthouse

it’s an historic building now; site of the dred scott trial (not sure why that’s celebrated). it’s really close to the stadium

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AHAHAHAHAHAHA

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by JobDDT on Jul 14, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

PUJOLS FAIL

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 14, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

AHAHAHAHA PooHoles boots it

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by averagegatsby on Jul 14, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

It's OK they still have the best fans in baseball

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 14, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

but didn't they boo?

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by averagegatsby on Jul 14, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

god

look at these dugouts…

they’re filled to the brim

by Freneau on Jul 14, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

When did a Royal start at first base?

Steve Balboni is Legen...Wait For It...Dary

by clintox100 on Jul 14, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Butler would have fielded that cleanly

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by averagegatsby on Jul 14, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOW YA DOIN DAVE?

REAL GOOD THANKS

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by JobDDT on Jul 14, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Ha, the NL is getting owned

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 14, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

If Halladay gets an AB

then I will actually be pissed Greinke didnt start

by gilmeche55 on Jul 14, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

You know...

Greinke probably asked not to start… So he has a better shot at hitting.

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by averagegatsby on Jul 14, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL!

nice instincts Tim

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by JobDDT on Jul 14, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

WHAT MANNY USED TO PLAY FOR THE RED SOX?

Yes… Jason Bay has been doing the same thing Manny did for the Sox… get promoted as one of the best players in the game despite not being able to field the 2nd easiest position on the field and having his numbers inflated by the joke of a park

Except Manny was a far better hitter

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

Can't get enough of me? Check out my Twitter feed.

by Matt Klaassen on Jul 14, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

How in the eff is Hamilton starting the all star game?

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by averagegatsby on Jul 14, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Chone Figgins >>> Michael Young

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by Matt Klaassen on Jul 14, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

back in 2003

I loved Figgins

then I learned that his name was prouncoued “sean”

real buzzkill

by Freneau on Jul 14, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm naming my firstborn son gxnpt

“Um, no, it’s pronounced ‘Michael.’”

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by Matt Klaassen on Jul 14, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

Fundamental baseball NL

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by clintox100 on Jul 14, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

which one?

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by Matt Klaassen on Jul 14, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

TIMMEH

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 14, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 14, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

no kidding

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by Matt Klaassen on Jul 14, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

this guy?

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by averagegatsby on Jul 14, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope Roy fails even more

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 14, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

God I hate Ricky Rubio

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 14, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

He's an overhyped little kid who is all about himself and no one else

Not playing in Minnesota because it’s too cold? Way to support the team. And those little pass the balls around himself are travels. Too flashy

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 14, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

this roy hallladay hype is getting out of control

he’s managed to go from underrated to overhyped in the span of 6 months

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by slayor on Jul 14, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

exactly

he was underrated until mid way through last year and now he’s reallly overrated.

he’s not the best

Does anyone remember Johan Santana in Minnesota…..he was better than Halladay WITHOUT QUESTION in wins, era, innings, strikouts,from 2002 – 2007

by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 14, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

The I-Beam?

Drink

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 14, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

I have this sneaking feeling...

that when Greinke finally does get to pitch, he will be supported by some awful defense… The story of his life.

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by averagegatsby on Jul 14, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

"Michael Young... veteran... good glove"

I love that they talk about Young and Jeter… and Hill and Teixeira are the best gloves in the IF."

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by Matt Klaassen on Jul 14, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Great fans

they even applaud after errors to pick him up!

by gilmeche55 on Jul 14, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Does Pujols normally play in STL?

I want to hear more about this delightful storyline

by Freneau on Jul 14, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

All game I am afraid

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by clintox100 on Jul 14, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

is there a position he hasn't earned a gold glove?

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by averagegatsby on Jul 14, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

ZING!

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 14, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dont get the joke

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by averagegatsby on Jul 14, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's an obvious shot at his parenting skills

I know nothing about his fathering skills at all, but I love using “ZING”

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 14, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

and so is your face...

ZING!

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by averagegatsby on Jul 14, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

touche

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 14, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Roy gets great defense

Zack won’t if he plays

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 14, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

thanks for coming Aaron Hil

by Freneau on Jul 14, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I sure am glad we have a guy who knows how to scout

not like that jerk J. P. Ricciardi

did you hear what he said about Adam DUnn?

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by Matt Klaassen on Jul 14, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dang

If only Zack had started, he would have gotten to hit :(

No other pitchers are going to get to

by sterlingice on Jul 14, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

i havent read the thread yet, but i'm assuming three things have been mentioned...

1) Zack rules
2) NL defense sucks
3) Trey Hillman as a coach in the ASG undermines this whole damn thing

where i'm "day-to-day" but i won't play again happens!

by blue bandwagon on Jul 14, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

No mention of 3 yet

But I guess you got it covered now ;)

Lots of Zack rules, tho. Did you know that he can breathe fire and make ice cream appear just by thinking about it?

by sterlingice on Jul 14, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

looked like Rays color too

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by averagegatsby on Jul 14, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

No Logo

its his favorite book

by Freneau on Jul 14, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

has someone named "Naomi" ever written a book that wasn't overrated and hysterical?

cf. “Judith”

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by Matt Klaassen on Jul 14, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I understand that people are unhappy about Greinke not starting

but, um, Halladay isn’t “overrated” now, he’s “properly” rated

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by Matt Klaassen on Jul 14, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I don't think anyone thinks he's overrated- maybe some do

I think I mentioned this in my fan post- any other year, he’d be very deserving. But this year we had something historical so we got jobbed a little

by sterlingice on Jul 14, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'M SO MAD ABOUT IT!!!11

Don’t get me wrong! I know the All-Star game is meaningless and stupid, and Josh Hamilton freaking made it despite not doing anything this season

EXCEPT FOR THE STARTING PITCHER WHICH MATTERS SOOOO MUCH

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by Matt Klaassen on Jul 14, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes, he should have played through that broken leg and appendicitis

over the past three seasons (one of which included the surgery for appendicitis I believe) he’s thrown for more innings than anyone in baseball besides CC Sabathia

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by Matt Klaassen on Jul 14, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha bimbo

SHES NOT TEXTIN!!! SHES COMMENTING ON ROYALS REVIEW ON THE NEWLY LAUNCHED MOBILE COMMENTING!!

At least Wally Joyner's not on the team....

by tcon125 on Jul 14, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

favorite Ichiro Meme

I like the “he could hit HRs… if he wanted”

there’s like no evidence for this at all, but it’s caught on like swine flu

by Freneau on Jul 14, 2009 9:15 PM EDT