Game 91 Open Thread - Rays (50-41) at Royals (37-53)
Tampa Bay Rays at Kansas City Royals, Jul 19, 2009 2:10 PM EDT
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Jakers Is Back!
Good times.
Tampa Bay
AB R H RBI HR BB K SB LOB Season Avg
B.J. Upton cf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .246
C. Crawford lf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .310
E. Longoria 3b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .283
C. Pena 1b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .223
B. Zobrist 2b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .302
P. Burrell dh 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .237
G. Gross rf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .275
D. Navarro c 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .219
J. Bartlett ss 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .343
Totals 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Kansas City
AB R H RBI HR BB K SB LOB Season Avg
D. DeJesus lf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .261
W. Bloomquist cf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .279
B. Butler 1b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .287
M. Teahen 3b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .299
J. Guillen rf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .239
M. Jacobs dh 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .222
A. Callaspo 2b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .294
M. Olivo c 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .247
Y. Betancourt ss 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .250
Totals 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Tampa Bay
IP H R ER BB K HR WHIP Season ERA
M. Garza 0.0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.21 3.73
Kansas City
IP H R ER BB K HR WHIP Season ERA
L. Hochevar 0.0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.33 5.34
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
atleast Treydaddy has set it up so Bert can be stranded on base multiple times.
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
I still don't get why he's so deadset on batting Callaspo after Jacobs.
Jacobs hits the ball far (when he hits it) and wouldn’t it be a good idea to have a guy that is on base in FRONT of him instead of the way Trey does?
If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.
ITS CALLED PLAYING THE PERCENTAGES
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by Matt Klaassen on Jul 19, 2009 2:10 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
kansas citians are watching watson
unfortunately he’s failing in the late stages too. :’(
Hmmm
Not sure on the everyday use of blommy in CF… but he deserves to be starting hitting .280 and playing solid all the way around.
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seriously, wouldn't LF be easier for a non-natural outfielder?
by stuckinstl12 on Jul 19, 2009 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions
DDJ Would Get
Hives if Trey put him in CF.
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by philofthenorth on Jul 19, 2009 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions
is it true that Juan Cruz was brought in to tee off for Watson?
"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell
and I will be watching golf instead of the Royals for a while
"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell
I'm Multi-Tasking At
Work.
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by philofthenorth on Jul 19, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Hooch Is Aiming
The line drives well so far.
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The last time no one followed a Luke start..
he threw an 80 pitch gem… Hochevar thrives on the fairweatherdness of his fans
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is there really a difference… I mean I get it, but I also know that I will never give up on them. So I am going to try and be as positive as possible.
Which is ironic because I am a very negative person
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by averagegatsby on Jul 19, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe not, but I can't blame anybody for not wanting to watch or support this team right now.
Trey’s quotes from post game in the paper are enough to turn people away.
Obviously, anyone that questions him or DM is part of the uneducated masses.
If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.
Oh I dont blame them...
I just know that I am incapable of turning, so Im just going to suck it up and be as positive as possible.
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by averagegatsby on Jul 19, 2009 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions
that's a good attitude
the same one i get ripped for on here
by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 19, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions
he needs rest like
watson needs bogeys to catch up
by KC Masterpiece on Jul 19, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions
and jakers
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by averagegatsby on Jul 19, 2009 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Batting Sporqie 2nd
And sandwiching Hoagy and Jakers between Teahen and Callaspo while A-Gor sits cannot be an accident. It requires careful planning to fuck up a batting order like that.
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by philofthenorth on Jul 19, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Miggy will be fine.
Until his DL stint. Trey definitely believes in riding horses hard and putting them away wet.
by hunter s. royal on Jul 19, 2009 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions
he needs to rest against right handed pitchers
and play against left handers…
"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell
Zobrist is the reason I hate Tampa...
I love Zobrist, but why can’t we hit the jackpot with the trash of others.
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by averagegatsby on Jul 19, 2009 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions
its really amazing
how he came out of no where and now he is a stud
by KC Masterpiece on Jul 19, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions
we had one of those last year... Now he has a bionic elbow
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by averagegatsby on Jul 19, 2009 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions
wild pitch
Olivo is such a great receiver
by swing and a miss on Jul 19, 2009 2:32 PM EDT reply actions
This makes me a sad panda
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by ratherfantastic on Jul 19, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Just posted on my second trip to watch the Naturals.
If you’re interested, Here.
Coffee. The NEW Performance Enhancing drug for Sport's Writers. Just ask Ken Rosenthal.
Ive been meaning to take a trip down there
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by averagegatsby on Jul 19, 2009 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions
i was at the
friday night game… thought about writing it up
by KC Masterpiece on Jul 19, 2009 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions
i was going to write up how it resembled the royals
good pitching, horible defense, and a meaningless home run
by KC Masterpiece on Jul 19, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions
write it up. I"d be interested to hear your take.
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Another high Strikeout ND day for our starters?
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by ratherfantastic on Jul 19, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Jose is on a hot streak now!!!!!!
Frank says “He kept his head on it” – according to Frank, this is the key to all hitting
"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell
X

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 19, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Not For Me
I just closed my eyes and swung hard.
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by philofthenorth on Jul 19, 2009 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions
she has amazing...
eyes
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by averagegatsby on Jul 19, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Prediction
Olivo grounds into a double play, Pitcher-Catcher-First
Yuniesky grounds out to short
Enough is Enough - Fire Trey Hillman
bases loaded no outs with Olivo up
surely this will lead to runs
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It's This Inscrutable
Batting order Trey learned to build in Nippon.
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by philofthenorth on Jul 19, 2009 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions
No GIDP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111
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by philofthenorth on Jul 19, 2009 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Not On A
1-2-3.
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by philofthenorth on Jul 19, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions
or worse....
swinging bunt Catcher steps on the plate throws to 3rd
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by averagegatsby on Jul 19, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Hochevar
“Luke Hochevar entered today 5-1 with a 3.97 ERA since returning from the Minors.” Saw this at Royals.com, I knew he’d been doing well, but I guess I hadn’t really looked at the figures. It’s a nice thing to see at a time when I’m looking for any reasons for optimism.
he's been good
as good as greinke the past month or so. Or maybe it seems that way becuase he’s been getting some run support.
good shit with some Luke props. And you wanted Andrew Miller to be a Royal?
by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 19, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
it might have been nice, might have been able to scam free stuff from local vendors
haha, but actually that’s just my real name.
by andrewmiller on Jul 19, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions
good thing there is no such thing as a "clutch hitter"
because then I would say that Miggy isn’t one of those
"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell
He Doesn't Have
A clutch; he’s an automatic.
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by philofthenorth on Jul 19, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
all we needed from Miggy or S-Key was a slow roller to second
this is frustrating
"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell
at least LOLivo didnt K
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by averagegatsby on Jul 19, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
The Mad Garzanian strikes again
Enough is Enough - Fire Trey Hillman
by BHWick on Jul 19, 2009 2:50 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
like the Hulk I made that green
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by averagegatsby on Jul 19, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
or too aggressive
Frank White is telling us the story of the 3 bears:
DDJ was too aggressive
Miggy wasn’t aggressive enough
who will be just right agressive?
"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell
The Guy Who
Actually gets a hit.
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by philofthenorth on Jul 19, 2009 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Seitzer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111
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He'd do well with the Reds
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by ratherfantastic on Jul 19, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions
walks dont score runs
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by averagegatsby on Jul 19, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions
OK, Luke, There's
Your run. Now don’t blow it.
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That Is Pretty
Amazing; bases loaded, nobody out and we score 1 run on a walk by Yu-Bet.
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by philofthenorth on Jul 19, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions
DDJ walked
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by averagegatsby on Jul 19, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
That's More Likely
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by philofthenorth on Jul 19, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions
on pace for 114 pitch complete game
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by averagegatsby on Jul 19, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions
TPJ would have turned that into an infield single
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TPJ would have turned that into an infield single *with an throwing error advancing the runner to second
there fixed your post
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
the Bus
just aggressive enough without being too aggressive
"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell
LD's Off The
Wall are always just aggressive enough.
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by philofthenorth on Jul 19, 2009 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions
time for that retard on the kansascity.com site to
talk about how Butler only hits with the bases empty and that it’s his fault
Enough is Enough - Fire Trey Hillman
Not many RISP opportunities
on this team.
by hunter s. royal on Jul 19, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions
except BPJ
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by averagegatsby on Jul 19, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions
and if that really is the case
he should be our lead off hitter
"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell
warning track power...
oh wait that was infield dirt
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by averagegatsby on Jul 19, 2009 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions
might trip entering the grass
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by averagegatsby on Jul 19, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Ladies And Gentlemen
The heart of the Royals’ order, runner on 2B, nobody out. Awesome.
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Ryan
you are fucking retarded.. more bunting? these guys already give up enough runs
Enough is Enough - Fire Trey Hillman
clearly the drinking game cannot include every time Frank says "aggressive"
we would all be dead by the 4th inning.
"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell
Yes, unlike those sissies
that slowly drink until they just pass out.
by hunter s. royal on Jul 19, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Nick Swisher wipes out rounding second, classic.
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
Head esplode gif please
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by ratherfantastic on Jul 19, 2009 3:10 PM EDT reply actions
efforting...
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by averagegatsby on Jul 19, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions
blamo

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by averagegatsby on Jul 19, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions
A movie called Scanners
is where that is from
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by ratherfantastic on Jul 19, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Which was a documentary
about what happens to sabremetric followers of the Royals.
by hunter s. royal on Jul 19, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Mike Jacobs July line is gonna look even weirder
before today, his line was something like 196/196/544
now it has be like 196/215/544
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4 RISP, 1 run
remember that DDJ’s walk brought another guy to scoring position
25% is high for us
Enough is Enough - Fire Trey Hillman
I really want to blow Garza up
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by ratherfantastic on Jul 19, 2009 3:13 PM EDT reply actions
luKKKKKe
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by ratherfantastic on Jul 19, 2009 3:15 PM EDT reply actions
The mexicutioner just got a plug on TBS's broadcast
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
They were talking about Clete Thomas of the Tigers,
he got his first major league hit off of Soria,
“Not an easy person to get a hit off of, thats for sure.”
“Also has one of the best nicknames, the mexicutioner”
Ron Darling “Thats awsome.”
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
I think he must have talked with Xaq
“strike everyone out, don’t let Trey take you out of the game”
"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell
That's impossible
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by ratherfantastic on Jul 19, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions
And THAT is why S-Key stopped yesterday to stop the DP
See how easy that was with Bert tagging and throwing?
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by ratherfantastic on Jul 19, 2009 3:18 PM EDT reply actions
Damn right

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 19, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Whoa
That was fast. LOLivo
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by ratherfantastic on Jul 19, 2009 3:21 PM EDT reply actions
God I hate Miggy so fucking bad
Holy Shit!!!...Peterson resigned...Am I dead?...Is This Heaven?
by RoyalsFanStuckInCardsLand on Jul 19, 2009 3:21 PM EDT reply actions
he's a defensive specialist
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by averagegatsby on Jul 19, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Like TPJ?
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by philofthenorth on Jul 19, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
he leads all Royals in HR's
that’s truly pathetic
by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 19, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
DDJ Leads In
RzBzIz with 44!
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by philofthenorth on Jul 19, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions
you know it
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by ratherfantastic on Jul 19, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
2 pitches/2 PA
god damn, does S-Key have a hot date after this game?
Enough is Enough - Fire Trey Hillman
someone should tell him that they don't have to go catch a jet after the game
"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell
having Olivo and Betancourt batting back to back
is unfair to us fans
"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell
yeah
if you’re taking a piss break, you’ll miss parts of the next inning
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Hoagy And Jakers
Make a fine pair, too. If we could only get all 4 of them in a row……………
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by philofthenorth on Jul 19, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions
That was fast too
I really want to blow this guy up.
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by ratherfantastic on Jul 19, 2009 3:22 PM EDT reply actions
:D
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by ratherfantastic on Jul 19, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
figured it was over once he missed that putt
that would have been a lot to recover from, though I’m still depressed. Seeing him come so close to chipping in on the 18th (on the tiebreaker) was pretty breathtaking.
by RoyalsFanInBillings on Jul 19, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
We now know the challenge
To win this game Luke must throw a CG shutout, cuz we aren’t scoring any more runs
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by ratherfantastic on Jul 19, 2009 3:25 PM EDT reply actions
Yes, And Soria
Isn’t available because he warmed up last night.
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by philofthenorth on Jul 19, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I was wondering if Luke goes 8...
if Bale is brought in to get the first out in the 9th
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by averagegatsby on Jul 19, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions
in central park
Where I haven’t seen one royals s-key jersey. Such a shame. Go team
where i'm "day-to-day" but i won't play again happens!
by blue bandwagon on Jul 19, 2009 3:25 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
the park is good...
no complaints.
where i'm "day-to-day" but i won't play again happens!
by blue bandwagon on Jul 19, 2009 4:02 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Banny Must Have
Shown Hooch how to aim line drives at his fielders.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
but he's 2 times better than a guy who played 1/6th of our games at short!
Enough is Enough - Fire Trey Hillman
Which makes him 1/3rd as good as a normal ss!
Wait, that doesn’t sound good.
by hunter s. royal on Jul 19, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions
He'll Cool Off
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by philofthenorth on Jul 19, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
So he sucks

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 19, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Nay
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by ratherfantastic on Jul 19, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Hochevar at 61 through 5...
on pace for 109.8 trhough 9
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good!
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by ratherfantastic on Jul 19, 2009 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Not As Long
As we have Jamey to pitch the 8th.
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by philofthenorth on Jul 19, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions
and 9th
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by averagegatsby on Jul 19, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Or Somebody Like
Him.
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by philofthenorth on Jul 19, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Teabag not looking so good here
a candidate for the golden sombrero
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POWERGUILLEN
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by ratherfantastic on Jul 19, 2009 3:39 PM EDT reply actions
moar infield warning track power
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by averagegatsby on Jul 19, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions
"Mike Jacobs has walked twice today, which is a sign of..."
the coming Apocalypse?
"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell
Tom Cruise running in all his movies?
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by ratherfantastic on Jul 19, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Tommygurl Has A
Movie?
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by philofthenorth on Jul 19, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions
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by averagegatsby on Jul 19, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Jacobs
OBP machine
Holy Shit!!!...Peterson resigned...Am I dead?...Is This Heaven?
by RoyalsFanStuckInCardsLand on Jul 19, 2009 3:42 PM EDT reply actions
he realized he sucks so he quit swinging.
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by averagegatsby on Jul 19, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
well mike jacobs has nearly walked as many times in this game as Olivo has.
all season.
"I can resist everything but temptation." - oscar wylde
Christ... Its sad but true
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by averagegatsby on Jul 19, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Jakers?
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by averagegatsby on Jul 19, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
3 walks?


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by ratherfantastic on Jul 19, 2009 3:44 PM EDT reply actions
oh fuck...
With Jakers 3 walks, he is now 2nd on the team, one behind Crisp
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by averagegatsby on Jul 19, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
srsly?
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by ratherfantastic on Jul 19, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions
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by averagegatsby on Jul 19, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions
The Great Heart
Of Royal Fandom swells with pride.
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by philofthenorth on Jul 19, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
what's more depressing?
that Coco Crisp, despite being on the DL for the past month, leads the Royals in walks?
Or that Jacobs is second?
by RoyalsFanInBillings on Jul 19, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Grudzeilanek signed with the Twins... MiLB deal...
what do we know about this? Draft compensation? Or just nothing?
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I dont think we get the pick since he was signed after the break
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by averagegatsby on Jul 19, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
that's what I was wondering...
It’d be great to steal a pick from the Twins… hehehe
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yea, I am not sure on this
one final screwjob by grudz… who DM never traded, then who got hurt days after the deadline TWICE
Bertlerbean!!
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by ratherfantastic on Jul 19, 2009 3:45 PM EDT reply actions
LOLIVO!
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by averagegatsby on Jul 19, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
LOLivo kills rallies
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by ratherfantastic on Jul 19, 2009 3:46 PM EDT reply actions
Hey Wisdom on Wheels people
TURN DOWN THE FUCKING VOLUME ON YOUR ADS
Enough is Enough - Fire Trey Hillman
Dayton Moore's off-season acquisitons #1, 2 on the team in walks
1) Crisp, 29 (still)
2) Jacobs, 28
See, he really does care about OBP!
not really
when both players are hitting .220 something
by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 19, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I Thought You
Got hammered today.
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by philofthenorth on Jul 19, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Crazy how he got guys who walk
When we have guys like Olivo….
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Mike Jacobs July line
.167/.229/.467
Jacobs can make his SLG more hilarious with a homer in his next AB.
.194/.265/.581 would have to be one of baseball’s weirder lines
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that looks like the baseball equivalent of
a blind squirrel finding a nut once in a while….he doesn’t make much contact, but if he does, look out
by RoyalsFanInBillings on Jul 19, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Luuuuuuke
I am your father.
Just had to throw that out there… thinking of Tommy boy.
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I have that movie on my DVR...
might be a good watch between the next inning.
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by averagegatsby on Jul 19, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
good camera work guys
randomly showing a baseline after the ball goes into the outfield
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2B And 3B
Nobody out, how many will they score. I say 5.
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Who blows the win for our starter tonight?
Cruz three days in a row?
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I'd cry
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by ratherfantastic on Jul 19, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
for the hat trick?
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by averagegatsby on Jul 19, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
new high
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by ratherfantastic on Jul 19, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
not pointy enough
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by averagegatsby on Jul 19, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe our bullpen needs to do some team bonding....
Like, all grow Hillman mustaches…. (I know the Cards are doing this, but ours would look better with a manager whose got one like that.)
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Should of been a strike...
grrr
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this ump rules
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by ratherfantastic on Jul 19, 2009 3:58 PM EDT reply actions
I dont but I may be the only one
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by averagegatsby on Jul 19, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
how many pitches does Betancourt see in the 7th?
a) 1
b) 1
c) 2
d) 3
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Im gonna go with C....
but only because he swings and misses the first one
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by averagegatsby on Jul 19, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
D; A 3
Pitch K.
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by philofthenorth on Jul 19, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
so close
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by averagegatsby on Jul 19, 2009 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
he is much more patient than he is given credit for
he looked at the first strike
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Trick question!
He doesn’t see pitches. He swings blindly hoping for contact!
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by ratherfantastic on Jul 19, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
luKKKKKKKKe
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by ratherfantastic on Jul 19, 2009 3:59 PM EDT reply actions
atta boy Luke
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by RoyalsFanStuckInCardsLand on Jul 19, 2009 3:59 PM EDT reply actions
8 LuKKKKKKKKe
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we've gotta few quality pitchers on this team...
too bad we can’t hit.
Why do the Baseball Gods love the Giants so much??
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by ratherfantastic on Jul 19, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
The new #2!!
Hillman’s gotta let him throw 153 pitches today.
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by CentralChamps2009 on Jul 19, 2009 4:00 PM EDT reply actions
no more Garza
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by RoyalsFanStuckInCardsLand on Jul 19, 2009 4:00 PM EDT reply actions
Star said no
Had to be before the draft to get the pick.
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by CentralChamps2009 on Jul 19, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Plus
You don’t get the pick for a minor league deal, so no again.
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by CentralChamps2009 on Jul 19, 2009 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
no hug for you
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If we do (and I dont think we do)
will that make up for Cruz?
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by averagegatsby on Jul 19, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I would hug you
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it is obvious that the rules are written to cause greatest harm to the Royals
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2 more innings from Luke, then......Cruz
so he regains his confidence
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unitard
takes a strike
swings at a ball
pops out.
amazing.
3 pitches!
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by ratherfantastic on Jul 19, 2009 4:02 PM EDT reply actions
Epidural!
so Gil will either be able to pitch in Baltimore, or he will be able to have a child
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by BHWick on Jul 19, 2009 4:03 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
(rim shot)
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by CentralChamps2009 on Jul 19, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
That's just the kind of GRIT we need from a player
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by ratherfantastic on Jul 19, 2009 4:05 PM EDT reply actions
Royals promotion idea
you get tickets for a section, and the price you pay will be equal to the number of runs scored in that game
might be hard to enforce though, unless you use credit cards
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or however many pitches Yuni sees in a game...
the next day the upper deck seats cost that much.
bloomers went 1st to 3rd...
isn’t that against the rules?
Speedy Sporqie!
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by philofthenorth on Jul 19, 2009 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
The Bus gets a hit with a runner on base
and wee Willie goes first to third? Who is coaching these guys?
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time for Teahen to make this a non-save situation so we see Soria today
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who?
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by ratherfantastic on Jul 19, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
They'll get it to the three-run save
Nothing like a “high-leverage” situation to accumulate relatively meaningless stats
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by CentralChamps2009 on Jul 19, 2009 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Teahen has basically been awful batting 4th
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by averagegatsby on Jul 19, 2009 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions
i love that clip
it was john meyer, apparently, and I’m guessing he was only pretending to be a complete moron regarding baseball
but you never know — funny either way
John Meyer is really funny...
He did one episode of the John Meyer show…
He would wear a bear suit and interview people in the crowd, he kept saying I live John Maier, and this chick was getting furious… ITS JOHN MEYER!!!
Also there used to be a clip of him doing standup, but its been removed from youtube
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by averagegatsby on Jul 19, 2009 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Gaaaaaaaaaah
It’s 800 millino degrees out today.
How’re we setting ourselves up for heartbreak today?
"Do they have people that tall in Mexico?"
I remember growing up in the Northeast
and each summer there would be one week of hell – high temps and humidity – and our home did not have air conditioning. You just sit and sweat.
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I Never Had
A/C in KC, Topeka or Little Rock. Little Rock was by far the worst.
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by philofthenorth on Jul 19, 2009 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
this is a sign of the sad state this team is in
to have Teahen batting clean-up. He should be hitting either 2nd or 6th
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Listening on radio
Denny with Steve Stewart instead of Davis is actually a lot more pleasant.
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by CentralChamps2009 on Jul 19, 2009 4:11 PM EDT reply actions
Who said following the Royals
was supposed to be pleasant? WTF kind of fan are you? :)
by hunter s. royal on Jul 19, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Years of Denny, Ryan and really bad baseball
Makes you appreciate the little things
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by CentralChamps2009 on Jul 19, 2009 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Zobrist with the cataract glasses.
Is he fooling the pitchers into thinking he’s blind?
by hunter s. royal on Jul 19, 2009 4:12 PM EDT reply actions
Eva? Lucky Guy!
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by philofthenorth on Jul 19, 2009 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Lamey Wrong...
there fixed
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by averagegatsby on Jul 19, 2009 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Frank throwing Miggy under the bus! Yes!
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by buddyball on Jul 19, 2009 4:14 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Olivo is SOOOOOO bad.
He looks even worse in person.
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I guess they don't teach trajectory in the DR Baseball academies
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note to Miggy
if the ball is going to bounce up the ground, have your glove a bit higher
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