Naturals pitcher Dan Cortes arrested, charged with disorderly conduct and public intoxication
No word on if he was able to keep his urination in the strike zone while totally drunk.
almost 3 years ago
BHWick
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Great... Just one thing after another with this team
Can we contract the Royals and then get an expansion team? That would be awesome. Especially if our new expansion team gets a list of keepers that will roll over like Meche, Greinke, Soria, etc.
WTF?
Since when has it been illegal to whizz in public in Arkansas?
Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f@#%ing boat.
by BillyMojo on Jul 2, 2009 12:48 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
He's lucky he's not on a "sex offender list" for that.
Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com
yay...not only does he suck at pitching....
but he’s not even smart enough to piss outside without getting caught
Fire Everyone
by billybeingbilly on Jul 2, 2009 12:55 PM EDT reply actions
Who could forget
The fine MySpace photos posted here after we acquired him. The only shocking part is that it didn’t happen sooner.
Yeah, it was a stupid screen name.
by CentralChamps2009 on Jul 2, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions

















