Porcus makes an offering to Billy in hopes of a big hit. It didn't work that AB (Billy flied out),...

Porcus makes an offering to Billy in hopes of a big hit. It didn't work that AB (Billy flied out), but perhaps this can help in the future when we need a rally to give the Royals a smaller margin of defeat?

6 months ago minda33 22 comments 6 recs |

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zebra cakes remain a good product

economical too

by royalsreview on Jul 25, 2009 12:26 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Second only to Nutty bars

Unless I'm wrong...

by Top Ramen on Jul 25, 2009 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

hey, he hit in in the air! That's a minor miracle.

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by devil_fingers on Jul 25, 2009 12:33 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

If the Spork would have tagged

and advanced to third on Billy’s flyball, there was a wild pitch to the next batter, which could have broken up the shutout, so I think you’re on the right track here. Perhaps a nice double cheeseburger offering, then the zebra cakes would be the appropriate sacrifice next time.

by hunter s. royal on Jul 25, 2009 1:30 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

We did go to Wendy's

but it was after the game was already over. We’ll have Baconators ready next time.

by Porcus on Jul 25, 2009 1:43 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

should I keep using this as motivation?

BK allowing us to produce a burger with 4 chicken patties, bacon, 5 burger patties, lettuce, and cheese is just glorious

that’s a 3160 calorie burger too

Enough is Enough - Fire Trey Hillman

by BHWick on Jul 25, 2009 2:23 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs

If you're going to have a heart attack you might as well have it your way

by Soria's Unibrow on Jul 25, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

3160 calories / 202g fat / 75g saturated fat / 640mg cholesterol / 117g carbs / 6670mg sodium

I think that says “stroke” and not “heart attack”

Enough is Enough - Fire Trey Hillman

by BHWick on Jul 25, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Interesting fact

The lettuce is made of bacon

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by RoyalsRetro on Jul 27, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

Another F-up by the Royals

By not insisting that Billy be in better shape from the time he was drafted. Instead of BB figuring it out on his own…. He is slimmer now than he has been in years…

That's the worst lookin' hat I've ever seen...

by royalblue69 on Jul 25, 2009 7:58 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

next time

perhaps an unopened box might do the trick

by Royalfan on Jul 25, 2009 9:08 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Plus a moustache.

Yeah that’s right, I spelled it with a u.

Rangers, Royals, Raiders, Knicks...the man loves a winner.

by self loather on Jul 25, 2009 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

“No, Miggy, NO! Those are Billy’s Zebra cakes. You already had yours.”

Unless I'm wrong...

by Top Ramen on Jul 25, 2009 10:49 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

remember - everything is better with bacon

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Jul 25, 2009 12:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

This picture is poetry

Billy is frozen with indecision, trapped between his desire to stay fit to help his beloved Royals win and the nigh-overwhelming temptation to devour every delectable, individually wrapped morsel of cake in that box. It’s right there. His hand hovers in the air. You can see it in his face: the torment of the wishes of his heart battling with the vulgar cravings of his stomach.

Indeed, this picture captures the very essence of humanity, doomed forever to toe the line separating salvation from oblivion. It shows man’s true nature, the primordial animal, shining through the cracks in the thin veneer of restraint we so arrogantly call civilization.

A reaching hand suspended in the air halfway to a box of Zebra Cakes. Frozen there.

Forever.

by Soria's Unibrow on Jul 25, 2009 3:26 PM EDT reply actions 8 recs