Porcus makes an offering to Billy in hopes of a big hit. It didn't work that AB (Billy flied out), but perhaps this can help in the future when we need a rally to give the Royals a smaller margin of defeat?
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hey, he hit in in the air! That's a minor miracle.
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If the Spork would have tagged
and advanced to third on Billy’s flyball, there was a wild pitch to the next batter, which could have broken up the shutout, so I think you’re on the right track here. Perhaps a nice double cheeseburger offering, then the zebra cakes would be the appropriate sacrifice next time.
by hunter s. royal on Jul 25, 2009 1:30 AM EDT reply actions
We did go to Wendy's
but it was after the game was already over. We’ll have Baconators ready next time.
should I keep using this as motivation?
BK allowing us to produce a burger with 4 chicken patties, bacon, 5 burger patties, lettuce, and cheese is just glorious
that’s a 3160 calorie burger too
Enough is Enough - Fire Trey Hillman
by BHWick on Jul 25, 2009 2:23 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
If you're going to have a heart attack you might as well have it your way
by Soria's Unibrow on Jul 25, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Interesting fact
The lettuce is made of bacon
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by RoyalsRetro on Jul 27, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Another F-up by the Royals
By not insisting that Billy be in better shape from the time he was drafted. Instead of BB figuring it out on his own…. He is slimmer now than he has been in years…
That's the worst lookin' hat I've ever seen...
Plus a moustache.
Yeah that’s right, I spelled it with a u.
Rangers, Royals, Raiders, Knicks...the man loves a winner.
by self loather on Jul 25, 2009 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions
This picture is poetry
Billy is frozen with indecision, trapped between his desire to stay fit to help his beloved Royals win and the nigh-overwhelming temptation to devour every delectable, individually wrapped morsel of cake in that box. It’s right there. His hand hovers in the air. You can see it in his face: the torment of the wishes of his heart battling with the vulgar cravings of his stomach.
Indeed, this picture captures the very essence of humanity, doomed forever to toe the line separating salvation from oblivion. It shows man’s true nature, the primordial animal, shining through the cracks in the thin veneer of restraint we so arrogantly call civilization.
A reaching hand suspended in the air halfway to a box of Zebra Cakes. Frozen there.
Forever.
by Soria's Unibrow on Jul 25, 2009 3:26 PM EDT reply actions 8 recs
On the advancement of mankind
First this:
Now this:
Any questions?
by 2X2L on Jul 25, 2009 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
It's too bad
The picture doesn’t really show it, but Billy’s eyes were looking right at the Zebra Cakes, too.
In fairness to Billy
Zebra Cakes are in fact, quite delicious.
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It worked!
Great game from Billy….I am celebrating by eating one of the Zebra Cakes from the box in this photo.
WTF, self?
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