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Game 100 Open Thread - Royals (40-59) at Orioles (42-57)

Kansas City Royals at Baltimore Orioles, Jul 29, 2009 7:05 PM EDT


Unfortunately, showers are in the forecast in Baltimore as Greinke takes on highly touted Orioles prospect Chris Tillman. Gordon has the night off.

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Royals lead the series 2-0

Mon 07/27 WP: Robinson Tejeda (1 - 0)
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Kansas City Royals
@ Baltimore Orioles

Wednesday, Jul 29, 2009, 7:05 PM EDT
Oriole Park at Camden Yards

Zack Greinke vs Chris Tillman

Partly cloudy,rain. Winds blowing out to center field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 80.

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is this game on FSN??? tvguide online isn’t showing it.

by WhenWillDavidGlassDie? on Jul 29, 2009 6:34 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

my only internet comes from this cheap ass cell phone I post from...makes net researching difficult.

by WhenWillDavidGlassDie? on Jul 29, 2009 6:37 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I meant to say thanks in what I just posted…oops. Thanks!

by WhenWillDavidGlassDie? on Jul 29, 2009 6:38 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

What An OF

Kansas City
  AB R H RBI HR BB K SB LOB Season Avg
D. DeJesus lf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .257
W. Bloomquist rf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .275
B. Butler 1b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .294
M. Teahen 3b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .293
A. Callaspo 2b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .302
M. Jacobs dh 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .217
M. Olivo c 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .233
M. Maier cf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .212
Y. Betancourt ss 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .232
 Totals 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
 
 Baltimore
  AB R H RBI HR BB K SB LOB Season Avg
B. Roberts 2b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .279
A. Jones cf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .297
N. Markakis rf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .292
A. Huff dh 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .248
N. Reimold lf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .291
T. Wigginton 1b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .256
M. Mora 3b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .259
G. Zaun c 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .256
C. Izturis ss 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .261
 Totals 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
 
 Kansas City
  IP H R ER BB K HR WHIP Season ERA
Z. Greinke 0.0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.10 2.04
 
 Baltimore
  IP H R ER BB K HR WHIP Season ERA
C. Tillman 0.0 0 0 0 0 0 0 NA NA

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 6:36 PM EDT reply actions  

We Can Depend

On Sporqie.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was thinking the bottom four are the ones who better get it done.

by WhenWillDavidGlassDie? on Jul 29, 2009 6:40 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Trey hates Zack

The worst offensive lineup always seems to be in there behind him. (See Luis-Mitch-TPJ game)

by swing and a miss on Jul 29, 2009 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Willy creeping closer to .300 yet again

let’s do this

Phase 1: Assemble expensive, below average players
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
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by ratherfantastic on Jul 29, 2009 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nevermind

I was reading Doctor Jones’ line

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Phase 2: ?
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by ratherfantastic on Jul 29, 2009 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jakers, Olivoyl, Eminem

And Yu-Bet in a row could be the biggest out making pit in MLB.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 6:41 PM EDT reply actions  

The last 4 batters are all automatic outs.

Sweet mother of fk. Chris Tillman, THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY!

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by slayor on Jul 29, 2009 6:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I Bet Bloomers'

UZR in RF is pretty abysmal. We’ll probably see a lot of dives out there today.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 6:44 PM EDT reply actions  

and drives

maybe Xaq needs 27 K’s tonight

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Jul 29, 2009 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can't be worse than Jose the Lawn Gnome's can it?

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Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
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by ratherfantastic on Jul 29, 2009 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, But I'd

Rather see Bloomers at 3B and Teahen in RF.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're right there

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Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
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by ratherfantastic on Jul 29, 2009 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least he's not in center

but seeing Bloomquist in the outfield makes me long for Freel and this feels wrong.

by swing and a miss on Jul 29, 2009 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

It Is

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow, not our strongest offensive lineup

and that is saying something.

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Jul 29, 2009 6:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Dear Zack

I’m truly sorry Trey gives you the shittiest llineups to get run support. I really am. I guess he’s just expecting you to throw a no hitter every time you start so you only need 1 run or something.

Phase 1: Assemble expensive, below average players
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
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by ratherfantastic on Jul 29, 2009 6:47 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Halliday - 3 ER in 7.0 IP

his ERA skyrockets to 2.68

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Jul 29, 2009 6:49 PM EDT reply actions  

"Skyrocket" Has Become

A popular verb.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 6:50 PM EDT reply actions  

its use has skyrocketed...

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Jul 29, 2009 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

the official verb of RR

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Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
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by ratherfantastic on Jul 29, 2009 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

It Looks Like

Dictionaries have accepted this. Using “impact” as a verb really bugs me. It means “to block”, not to hit of affect something, as an impacted wisdom tooth.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's In The

Bullshit Generator, so yeah, kind of.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

A.K.A. Trey Hillmans Mind.

"Does this furniture polish have alcohol in it?" ... "mmm, tastes like i might die."

by cfizzle on Jul 29, 2009 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

making verbs out of nouns is aggrevating

(notice that I avoided using the term “verbizing”)

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Jul 29, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

i prefer verbifying

I refuse to set up a signature....DAMMIT

by RoyalPug on Jul 29, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, Is The

Excitement building?

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 6:56 PM EDT reply actions  

This game decides whether The O's have a chance at splitting the series or losing it

nobody gets out alive

Phase 1: Assemble expensive, below average players
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro

by ratherfantastic on Jul 29, 2009 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jim Morrison Didn't

Die, he became a journeyman 3B.
http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/m/morriji01.shtml

He actually had some OK years in Pittsburgh; no one noticed.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I Hadn't Noticed

Zaun in the lineup today. Yay! Ex-Royals rule!

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 6:59 PM EDT reply actions  

No kidding

Phase 1: Assemble expensive, below average players
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro

by ratherfantastic on Jul 29, 2009 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gloadie had a walkoff HR last night!

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Jul 29, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I saw that

what a crack-up

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Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
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by ratherfantastic on Jul 29, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still Explading After

All these years.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

This lineup is so bad...

It could probably shut itself out.

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by slayor on Jul 29, 2009 7:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I dont see how you think

Jacobs Olivo Maier and Betancourt would be anything other than awesome

Desperately hoping for Desperate Measures

by averagegatsby on Jul 29, 2009 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

T-Ball K's

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 7:02 PM EDT reply actions  

so are we starting on time? or will there be a delay.

"Does this furniture polish have alcohol in it?" ... "mmm, tastes like i might die."

by cfizzle on Jul 29, 2009 7:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Freddy Sanchez dealt to the Giants.

Pirates have completely dismantled the entire team. Pretty impressive, probably what Dayton should have done / be doing here.

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by slayor on Jul 29, 2009 7:04 PM EDT reply actions  

snell and wilson both dealt as well...

"Does this furniture polish have alcohol in it?" ... "mmm, tastes like i might die."

by cfizzle on Jul 29, 2009 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why would DM do that?

He wants to win now

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Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
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by ratherfantastic on Jul 29, 2009 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rain Delay

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Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
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by ratherfantastic on Jul 29, 2009 7:06 PM EDT reply actions  

THIS IS A GAWDDAMNED CONSPIRACY!!!

God doesn’t want me to participate in the Rockem Sockem Robot Tourney tonight!!!

Desperately hoping for Desperate Measures

by averagegatsby on Jul 29, 2009 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

You Cannot Skip

That!

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't miss a Greinke start either...

Ive missed 5 games this year… 3 of them have been Greinke starts…

But then again a chance at winning DMB tickets is pretty awesome

Desperately hoping for Desperate Measures

by averagegatsby on Jul 29, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh damn

"Does this furniture polish have alcohol in it?" ... "mmm, tastes like i might die."

by cfizzle on Jul 29, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Phil,

I’m off to dinner. Salmon salad, made with salmon that my brother canned. It looks like it was pink salmon. Keep an eye on the boys.

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Jul 29, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

im starting the show as i type.

"Does this furniture polish have alcohol in it?" ... "mmm, tastes like i might die."

by cfizzle on Jul 29, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

How good is that game?

Because at the moment the next game I’m getting is Modern Warfare 2, and that’s months away.

Phase 1: Assemble expensive, below average players
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro

by ratherfantastic on Jul 29, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Im having a blast... Though I nearly had a jihad against the BCS system...

I had an undefeated season in year 1 and didn’t get to play in the championship game, and then I lucked into the championship game when 3 of the top 5 teams lost in week 14, allowing me to slip into first.

Desperately hoping for Desperate Measures

by averagegatsby on Jul 29, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe I'll grab it this weekend

It sounds like I’d have a fun time recreating classic Mizzou teams

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Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
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by ratherfantastic on Jul 29, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

classic Mizzou teams?

must-resist-urge-to-snark…

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Jul 29, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey now!

It’s all about Kellen Winslow, son!

Phase 1: Assemble expensive, below average players
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro

by ratherfantastic on Jul 29, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Roger Wehrli!

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotta love Wehrli too

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Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
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by ratherfantastic on Jul 29, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Question: Which Royals player has the most Royal Pride?

My vote goes to Zack if everything he says is true

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 29, 2009 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Im gonna go with E...

the Mark Teahen show

Desperately hoping for Desperate Measures

by averagegatsby on Jul 29, 2009 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Lengthy Interview With

Jack Wilson on the M’s telecast; looks like they won 3-2 with a very Royal-like 11 hits. I don’t think we could have gotten Wilson tor Cortes and Saito.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

what about Ronny Cedeno?

could we get him for Cortes and Saito?

Enough is Enough - Fire Trey Hillman

by BHWick on Jul 29, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha

Ronny :(edeno… the TPJ of the Mariners

Phase 1: Assemble expensive, below average players
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro

by ratherfantastic on Jul 29, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently Not, Or

GMDM would have done it.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rain Delay Boredom Poll: Animal Crackers covered in frosting with sprinkles.. best thing since sliced bread?

A.) Oh hell ya!
B.) No way man, breads the bomb!
C.) Meh, you suck.

"Does this furniture polish have alcohol in it?" ... "mmm, tastes like i might die."

by cfizzle on Jul 29, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

A

Phase 1: Assemble expensive, below average players
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
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by ratherfantastic on Jul 29, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

More painful:

A.) Watching Miguel Olivo bat
B.) Watching Mike Jacobs bat
C.) Watching TPJ bat
D.) Accidentally (probably intentionally, I’d never believe it was an accident) slamming wang in car door

by g00dn1ghtm4r3 on Jul 29, 2009 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Forgot one

E.) Watching Billy Butler run

by g00dn1ghtm4r3 on Jul 29, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

C no question

at least withA and B there is a chance (small) that something will happen
D could be great for stories
and E could transform into slapstick

I refuse to set up a signature....DAMMIT

by RoyalPug on Jul 29, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

F.) All of the Above.

"Does this furniture polish have alcohol in it?" ... "mmm, tastes like i might die."

by cfizzle on Jul 29, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

F) Having anything burning and or sharp shoved up your hole

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Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro

by ratherfantastic on Jul 29, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank God, Willie Doesn;t think he'll wear down with more playing time!

http://www.kansascity.com/sports/royals/story/1353518.html

his reasoning involves, the words “how would you know?”

"Does this furniture polish have alcohol in it?" ... "mmm, tastes like i might die."

by cfizzle on Jul 29, 2009 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Throws from 88-95mph fastball

that’s not at all horribly vague

Enough is Enough - Fire Trey Hillman

by BHWick on Jul 29, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Umpires talking with Tillman

Discussing how they’ll make Greinke lose

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Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro

by ratherfantastic on Jul 29, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

is tarp off?

Desperately hoping for Desperate Measures

by averagegatsby on Jul 29, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

game time

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Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro

by ratherfantastic on Jul 29, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't worry

Jacobs will homer when it’s 10-1 Orioles

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Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro

by ratherfantastic on Jul 29, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF!!!

HOw is that even possible with Greinke pitching

Desperately hoping for Desperate Measures

by averagegatsby on Jul 29, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn

sarcasm text fail

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Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro

by ratherfantastic on Jul 29, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

3 hits.

Coffee. The NEW Performance Enhancing drug for Sport's Writers. Just ask Ken Rosenthal.

by 306008 on Jul 29, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

We've made him throw a lot of pitches.

Coffee. The NEW Performance Enhancing drug for Sport's Writers. Just ask Ken Rosenthal.

by 306008 on Jul 29, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Great Catch, Jones.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

so far,

Deep Fly Out, and Line Out.. we can hit this kid.

"Does this furniture polish have alcohol in it?" ... "mmm, tastes like i might die."

by cfizzle on Jul 29, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

As long as the Baseball Gods don't keep screwing us with great O's defense

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Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro

by ratherfantastic on Jul 29, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good Wood, No

Payoff.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

TWSS?

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 29, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I Think He

Probably said that.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn... hit all 3 balls hard

All caught. Figures, Zack is pitching.

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by slayor on Jul 29, 2009 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

But Freel the Magic isn't in the lineup

we could use his bloops singles

Phase 1: Assemble expensive, below average players
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro

by ratherfantastic on Jul 29, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

He Is Available

To PH for Jacobs.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's go Dos Equis Greinke!

Phase 1: Assemble expensive, below average players
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro

by ratherfantastic on Jul 29, 2009 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

He speeks latin in Greek

Desperately hoping for Desperate Measures

by averagegatsby on Jul 29, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

John Wetteland Was

Just on the M’s telecast. He once had a sign above his locker that read “My life is ruled by invisible cows”. What’s not to like there?

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by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh.

We hit the ball hard. It gets caught. They hit the ball hard. It drops in. Looks like a long night.

Coffee. The NEW Performance Enhancing drug for Sport's Writers. Just ask Ken Rosenthal.

by 306008 on Jul 29, 2009 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

bunting... hmmmm

Coffee. The NEW Performance Enhancing drug for Sport's Writers. Just ask Ken Rosenthal.

by 306008 on Jul 29, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

The Decorative Kind?

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I Wouldn't Throw

That fastball down there again.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I really don't like Pacman

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by 306008 on Jul 29, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

One too fucking many s liders...

Goddammit olivo your pitch calling is SHIT

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by slayor on Jul 29, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

preach it.

Coffee. The NEW Performance Enhancing drug for Sport's Writers. Just ask Ken Rosenthal.

by 306008 on Jul 29, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Greinke could shake him off

Desperately hoping for Desperate Measures

by averagegatsby on Jul 29, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

you don't shake off your catcher.

Ever see bull durham?

Coffee. The NEW Performance Enhancing drug for Sport's Writers. Just ask Ken Rosenthal.

by 306008 on Jul 29, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

and thats game

Desperately hoping for Desperate Measures

by averagegatsby on Jul 29, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

The Orioles own Greinke

maybe I should give up and go to Taco Bell

Phase 1: Assemble expensive, below average players
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro

by ratherfantastic on Jul 29, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

sounds good.

Coffee. The NEW Performance Enhancing drug for Sport's Writers. Just ask Ken Rosenthal.

by 306008 on Jul 29, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

This park is such a fucking bandbox

AND WHY DID YOU KEEP CALLING SLIDERS OLIVO YOU M ORON

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by slayor on Jul 29, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Looked Like 3

Pitched in the same spot.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

I have a jones, he always hits a home run in the first inning against us.

"Does this furniture polish have alcohol in it?" ... "mmm, tastes like i might die."

by cfizzle on Jul 29, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

crap ZG.

Coffee. The NEW Performance Enhancing drug for Sport's Writers. Just ask Ken Rosenthal.

by 306008 on Jul 29, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

DDJ Misplay

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by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I guess the rain delay has messed with ZG?

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by 306008 on Jul 29, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

just cant get ovr that jones Ab

1st inning, 9 pitches, 3 fastballs. srsly?

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by slayor on Jul 29, 2009 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah. I agree completely.

Olivo sucks real bad.

Coffee. The NEW Performance Enhancing drug for Sport's Writers. Just ask Ken Rosenthal.

by 306008 on Jul 29, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

We win the Chen/Tejada

We win with Jamey fucking Wright
And now we are down 2-0 with Greinke on the mound
Only the Royals

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 29, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

That's Where To

Throw the slider.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Is That 85

MPH thing a change?

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by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

yes

he hasn’t been throwing a changeup for the majority of the season, and when he has it’s been much slower. bannister teach him the power change up?

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by slayor on Jul 29, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Samba Pa Ti?

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dont know what that means

Desperately hoping for Desperate Measures

by averagegatsby on Jul 29, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's A Slow

Instrumental by Santana. From “Abraxas”.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

right down the middle for ball four

after olivo called for 2 in the dirt. hate, this, pitch calling

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by slayor on Jul 29, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

this is so awful..

"Does this furniture polish have alcohol in it?" ... "mmm, tastes like i might die."

by cfizzle on Jul 29, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m gonna rage when xaq strike out 15 and loses

by WhenWillDavidGlassDie? on Jul 29, 2009 8:11 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

AWESOME!

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by averagegatsby on Jul 29, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

This is painful to watch at the moment....

Coffee. The NEW Performance Enhancing drug for Sport's Writers. Just ask Ken Rosenthal.

by 306008 on Jul 29, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

It Looks Like

His left arm might be getting a little farther from his body than usual.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice Up And

In heat; OK, too in.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

here fixed...

get tejeda Wright up

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by averagegatsby on Jul 29, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

35 pitches

yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes. only 2 runs t hough, lesser man on the mound and that’s a 5 spot

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by slayor on Jul 29, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

or worse.

"Does this furniture polish have alcohol in it?" ... "mmm, tastes like i might die."

by cfizzle on Jul 29, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

his worst inning of the year was 2 run one

i’ll take it, assuming things don’t get worse today

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by slayor on Jul 29, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow.

Looks like the bullpens will be a factor tonight… who has the advantage of freshness?

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by 306008 on Jul 29, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

C'mon BERT!

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by averagegatsby on Jul 29, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

We need some rally

Phase 1: Assemble expensive, below average players
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro

by ratherfantastic on Jul 29, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck yes!

Phase 1: Assemble expensive, below average players
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro

by ratherfantastic on Jul 29, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's a goner.

Coffee. The NEW Performance Enhancing drug for Sport's Writers. Just ask Ken Rosenthal.

by 306008 on Jul 29, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice timing!

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by averagegatsby on Jul 29, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pinkel made a comment today at Big 12 media day

….about trusting the process he believed in….

What do you guys think?

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by 306008 on Jul 29, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

boom boom bert

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by 306008 on Jul 29, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

He's Living Up

To the 5 hole.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

2-1

this place is a bandbox

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by slayor on Jul 29, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I Think That

Was gone in most parks.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe not New Yankees stadium

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by averagegatsby on Jul 29, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

BERT ATTACK

"Does this furniture polish have alcohol in it?" ... "mmm, tastes like i might die."

by cfizzle on Jul 29, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Bert alert!

Coffee. The NEW Performance Enhancing drug for Sport's Writers. Just ask Ken Rosenthal.

by 306008 on Jul 29, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Seitzer’s patience is paying off well here

Enough is Enough - Fire Trey Hillman

by BHWick on Jul 29, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Time for Jacobs to take this fool to school

…… Oh wait

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Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro

by ratherfantastic on Jul 29, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

And jacobs sucks still

"Does this furniture polish have alcohol in it?" ... "mmm, tastes like i might die."

by cfizzle on Jul 29, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Jacobs Has Learned

Patience.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

damn, josh johnson just hit a line drive 3 run shot to dead center in florida

i don’t think i’ve ever seen a pitcher hit a ball that hard before

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by slayor on Jul 29, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

harder than Bert?

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by 306008 on Jul 29, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think it's like 410 to center in florida?

and this cleared the wall by 8 feet, pretty crazy. i love good hitting pitchers, zambrano can definitely blast them

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by slayor on Jul 29, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mike Hampton hit a few too...

of course that was also in Coors so I guess its relative

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by averagegatsby on Jul 29, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bandbox.

Coffee. The NEW Performance Enhancing drug for Sport's Writers. Just ask Ken Rosenthal.

by 306008 on Jul 29, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, That's An

Out at the K.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

OLIVO!

Desperately hoping for Desperate Measures

by averagegatsby on Jul 29, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Olivo Hammers RHP.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Woo hoo!

Wow I got happy again fast!

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Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro

by ratherfantastic on Jul 29, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Miggy.

"Does this furniture polish have alcohol in it?" ... "mmm, tastes like i might die."

by cfizzle on Jul 29, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Time to blow this kid up

That bottom of the lineup anti jinx has worked OK so far

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Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro

by ratherfantastic on Jul 29, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Only Jacobs hasn't hit him hard

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by averagegatsby on Jul 29, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

We own this guy

Enough is Enough - Fire Trey Hillman

by BHWick on Jul 29, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

He Looks Hittable

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

MITCH.

Coffee. The NEW Performance Enhancing drug for Sport's Writers. Just ask Ken Rosenthal.

by 306008 on Jul 29, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  


5 for 40

Enough is Enough - Fire Trey Hillman

by BHWick on Jul 29, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Everyone, including Yunibomber has made contact besides Jacobs

what does that say about Jacobs?

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Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro

by ratherfantastic on Jul 29, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

he didn't impact it too good

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Jul 29, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Impactful Advice, Undoubtedly

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

What? do you think we could have done better?

Like a TPJ level SS and 3 pitching prospects that will never see the light of day for someone like Jack wilson?

I refuse to set up a signature....DAMMIT

by RoyalPug on Jul 29, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Step 1 complete: tie game

If there were any time to regain your stuff, it’d be now Zack

Phase 1: Assemble expensive, below average players
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro

by ratherfantastic on Jul 29, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm feeling slugfest

both Zack and Tillman look ready to give up tons of hits and HR’s tonight

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Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro

by ratherfantastic on Jul 29, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

GIDP

Say it with me kids. GIDP

by g00dn1ghtm4r3 on Jul 29, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Grab some bench, son!

Phase 1: Assemble expensive, below average players
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro

by ratherfantastic on Jul 29, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

holy crap

the 68 mph curve was gross. I could literally watch garbage falling off it.

by g00dn1ghtm4r3 on Jul 29, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

garbage falling off lmao

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by slayor on Jul 29, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

i would not be suprised if that idea did go through his head.

"Does this furniture polish have alcohol in it?" ... "mmm, tastes like i might die."

by cfizzle on Jul 29, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

population control

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by averagegatsby on Jul 29, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought 90% of LOLivo's kids were adopted

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Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
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by ratherfantastic on Jul 29, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

adopted...

in the back of a truck past the border in the dead of night?

by g00dn1ghtm4r3 on Jul 29, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

okay actually i apologize

that might have been a little much. i shouldn’t make fun of a handicapped person.

by g00dn1ghtm4r3 on Jul 29, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

That Must Look

Like a beachball when it’s up like that going 68.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

its like the last out in Rookie of the Year...

when he floats the underhand pitch

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by averagegatsby on Jul 29, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was gross.

looked like it was going to go over olivo.

by g00dn1ghtm4r3 on Jul 29, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

then again

it doesn’t take much to get past him.

by g00dn1ghtm4r3 on Jul 29, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Xaqqq!!!!!!!

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Jul 29, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

11 pitch inning

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by averagegatsby on Jul 29, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

that was nasty

11 pitch inning… if he locks it down could still get through 6

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by slayor on Jul 29, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

142 pitch complete game

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by averagegatsby on Jul 29, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

what you dont know is that i've fastforwarded live tv

via the magic of direct TV. and his next inning is only 5 pitches.

by g00dn1ghtm4r3 on Jul 29, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're blaming that on DDJ?

Phase 1: Assemble expensive, below average players
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro

by ratherfantastic on Jul 29, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dont think that would have made it out though...

I think it would have hit the lip of the wall

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by averagegatsby on Jul 29, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could blame any number of things

However I have a crazy ex who worships DDJ. So it’s a little rival thing. But still, I understand, not really his fault. But… he could at least use a PED or maybe drink a 5 hour energy before the game or something. POOR PREPARATION.

by g00dn1ghtm4r3 on Jul 29, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

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Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro

by ratherfantastic on Jul 29, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fucking unlucky for DDJ so far

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Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro

by ratherfantastic on Jul 29, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Who wants some daily dose of anti-GMDM shortstop stats?

Bloomquist-108 AB – .287/.304/.407
Injured Mike Aviles- 115ABS- .184/.208/.252
Hernandez- 40 AB .175/.214/.175
S-Key – 40 ABs .128/.125!/.17
TPJ 50 ABs .100/.135/.120

Yes, and INJURED MIKE AVILES has out performed everyone but Bloomers this year.

But hey S-key locks up this position for us over the next couple of seasons, so thats nice.

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by RoyalPug on Jul 29, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

When DDJ Is

The power guy in your OF you’ve made some serious mis-steps.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Slightly off the topic of the game

I wanna see Billy B and Jose G play Prince Fielder and Ivan Rodriguez in badminton.

by g00dn1ghtm4r3 on Jul 29, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

how about Urlacher?

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Jul 29, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fail. God dammit

meant to post reply to above topic.

by g00dn1ghtm4r3 on Jul 29, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Missed It By

That much.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Baseball is not a soft game

There is no finesse in this game. Unless you’re mark teahen. Then you can hit a 45 foot single.

by g00dn1ghtm4r3 on Jul 29, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cleanup Hitter, Baby!

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only one out has not made it out of the infield,

it was billys first inning line out to the SS.

"Does this furniture polish have alcohol in it?" ... "mmm, tastes like i might die."

by cfizzle on Jul 29, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Dont forget Jakers K

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by averagegatsby on Jul 29, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

he no longer exists in my book

"Does this furniture polish have alcohol in it?" ... "mmm, tastes like i might die."

by cfizzle on Jul 29, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really we should just tape a bat to a can of skoal and have trey set it up at the plate

The pitcher just have to pitch around the bat. If they hit the bat, we get a single.

by g00dn1ghtm4r3 on Jul 29, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

newbie bringing his "A" game

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by averagegatsby on Jul 29, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

low A or high A?

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Jul 29, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Definitely replacement player level...

Maier may be in trouble

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by averagegatsby on Jul 29, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

or bloomy CS?

"Does this furniture polish have alcohol in it?" ... "mmm, tastes like i might die."

by cfizzle on Jul 29, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

didn't want

to get chastised by trey for not trying to get a hit on the hit and run call.

by g00dn1ghtm4r3 on Jul 29, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha what count is that

"Does this furniture polish have alcohol in it?" ... "mmm, tastes like i might die."

by cfizzle on Jul 29, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

the hit and run was on

don’t you trust the process?
actually, I’m ok with them trying to get the offense going.

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Jul 29, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is anyone else worried that Billy is becoming schizophrenic?

It just seems one day hes going 3-5 with 2 XBH, and the next day hes gong 0-4 witha K

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by RoyalPug on Jul 29, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

It's Baseball

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

How many times have you seen someone mention and player being schizophrenic

and the next inning he hits a big fly?

"Does this furniture polish have alcohol in it?" ... "mmm, tastes like i might die."

by cfizzle on Jul 29, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

DRINK!

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by averagegatsby on Jul 29, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've only seen it at the University of Minnesota

DRINK!

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Jul 29, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, Zack! Throw

Another slider in the dirt; works every time. Ask Olivo.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

That's not fair

Olivo isn’t the only expert around. Jacobs knows too.

by g00dn1ghtm4r3 on Jul 29, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

"We're ahead 0-2?

let’s run the count full by throwing 7 consecutive offspeed pitches!"

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by slayor on Jul 29, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then Speed Up

His bat with a slider over the plate.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Finally, 96MPH K

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

you obviously cheated in some way

"Does this furniture polish have alcohol in it?" ... "mmm, tastes like i might die."

by cfizzle on Jul 29, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Auction

and picked Edwin Jackson up

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by averagegatsby on Jul 29, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I picked up Washburn

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by averagegatsby on Jul 29, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

christ

are you the only one in your league?

by g00dn1ghtm4r3 on Jul 29, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

sometimes I think so...

I have double the moves as the guy with second most

But my offense is Royalsesque

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by averagegatsby on Jul 29, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Since I watch mlb.tv

it seems I’m always 5 minutes late. But, did anyone else notice Ryan say “HARD hit into right field” when Bloomie barely blooped a single into right field? WTF?

Fuck This Team. Period.

The General Theory of Royaltivity

by kabrink on Jul 29, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

wtf

The the rain somehow fux the gravity in baltimore?
Another LONG foul ball.

by g00dn1ghtm4r3 on Jul 29, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

12 fucking pitches

and they finally just elevate a fastball. WOOOOOOOO

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by slayor on Jul 29, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

mike jacobs

nicknamed “iceman”. fitting, since he is on an epic suck streak

by KyleM on Jul 29, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Royals nicknames

Zack: “Kaz”
Olivo: “Manimal”
Jacobs: “Iceman”
Butler: “Sloth”

Enough is Enough - Fire Trey Hillman

by BHWick on Jul 29, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Freel+Frisbee Because

Of the way he climbed the wall on a 400 foot HR. It reminded me of a dog chasing a Frisbee.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Freel=Frisbee

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Butler's is a little cruel

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Phase 2: ?
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by ratherfantastic on Jul 29, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

he could be Staypuft now

Enough is Enough - Fire Trey Hillman

by BHWick on Jul 29, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

seriously zack

could you just fuckin hit him with the ball or strike him out?
This is getting ridiculous.

by g00dn1ghtm4r3 on Jul 29, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

this is fucking ridiculous

12 pitch folowed by 10 pitch at bat jesus christ

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by slayor on Jul 29, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Seitzer has came in his pants

Enough is Enough - Fire Trey Hillman

by BHWick on Jul 29, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

That Looked A

Bit low.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

SILENCE

insubordination will not be tolerated. TRUST THE PROCESS

by g00dn1ghtm4r3 on Jul 29, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

back to back 12 pitch strikeouts

most ridiculous shit i’ve ever seen

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by slayor on Jul 29, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Ouch

that hurts

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Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro

by ratherfantastic on Jul 29, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

73 pitches through 3 innings

maybe we’ll get 4 if we’re lucky

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by slayor on Jul 29, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

5 3 Pitch

Innings coming up.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

DONT GET THE CHIPS!

Desperately hoping for Desperate Measures

by averagegatsby on Jul 29, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

zach apparenlty subscribes to the Hochevar theory of pitching...

Namely the defense sucks,strike everyone out

I refuse to set up a signature....DAMMIT

by RoyalPug on Jul 29, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

I really don't understand the problem

Trey can simply keep him out there for 342 pitches if he wishes. Just like he would Meche.

Fuck This Team. Period.

The General Theory of Royaltivity

by kabrink on Jul 29, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Teahen Should Have

Mashed the 0-1 hanger he took for strike 2, then he flails at ball one.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Callaspo

obviously missed the spectator he was aiming at the first time

by g00dn1ghtm4r3 on Jul 29, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Bring your glove...

DRINK!

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by averagegatsby on Jul 29, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Iceman time

Enough is Enough - Fire Trey Hillman

by BHWick on Jul 29, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

jacobs

will swing even if the bat wont reach that far. come on cancer lips

by g00dn1ghtm4r3 on Jul 29, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

CRUSHED!

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by averagegatsby on Jul 29, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

ICEMAN EXPLOSION

Enough is Enough - Fire Trey Hillman

by BHWick on Jul 29, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Close Your Eyes

And swing hard; this will happen occasionally.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

MORE SOLO HOMERUNS NEEDED

"Does this furniture polish have alcohol in it?" ... "mmm, tastes like i might die."

by cfizzle on Jul 29, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

no bonus points for distance?

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by averagegatsby on Jul 29, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

If only we could

they’ve got the distance down. Now if they’d get some walks or maybe someone can pull a Rudy Stein and lean into one). Like Earl Weaver said the best weapon in baseball is the three run homer.

by stram#1 on Jul 29, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

This kid

TPJ might be able to line out against him.

by g00dn1ghtm4r3 on Jul 29, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Travel Channel;

University of Delaware was once the #1 party school in the country. LIES.

"Does this furniture polish have alcohol in it?" ... "mmm, tastes like i might die."

by cfizzle on Jul 29, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

and they party i guess.

"Does this furniture polish have alcohol in it?" ... "mmm, tastes like i might die."

by cfizzle on Jul 29, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not Really, But

Biden needed someplace to represent.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

My shitty division 2 school

was the number 3 party school according to Playboy one year

Desperately hoping for Desperate Measures

by averagegatsby on Jul 29, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

jacobs has 7 hits in July...

4 have been hrs

I refuse to set up a signature....DAMMIT

by RoyalPug on Jul 29, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't you love Dayton?

Phase 1: Assemble expensive, below average players
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro

by ratherfantastic on Jul 29, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's a bit worse than

the month that Buck hit .196 with 8 HRs

Enough is Enough - Fire Trey Hillman

by BHWick on Jul 29, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow...

soooo much vindication for Dayton Moore in this game: Olivo + Jacobs HR, Wilie B. with a hit

Trust the Process!

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by Matt Klaassen on Jul 29, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

all we need now is

an S-Key grand slam

Enough is Enough - Fire Trey Hillman

by BHWick on Jul 29, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

on the first pitch

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by BHWick on Jul 29, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

when else would he swing?

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by Matt Klaassen on Jul 29, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let this happen!

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Phase 2: ?
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by ratherfantastic on Jul 29, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tillman has given up 32 HRs in 398 2/3 IP in the minors

a biiiiiiiiiiit of a flyball pitcher

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by BHWick on Jul 29, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

that's not TOo bad

32hr in 200 innings would be really bad

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by slayor on Jul 29, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

SHHHH.

TPJ is still studying how to pitch.

by g00dn1ghtm4r3 on Jul 29, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's learning to pitch, not to become a monk.

"Does this furniture polish have alcohol in it?" ... "mmm, tastes like i might die."

by cfizzle on Jul 29, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like this is going to be another battle of bullpens

And Juan Cruz is ready to go

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 29, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Gregg Zaun has a higher wOBA

than:

all Royals catchers and Mike Jacobs

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by Matt Klaassen on Jul 29, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

among others (including DDJ)

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by Matt Klaassen on Jul 29, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

also matt wieters

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by Matt Klaassen on Jul 29, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Adam Jones, son!

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 29, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

good thing Bloomie was in RF

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Jul 29, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck 7 pitches to get izturis

90 pitchees through 4, struggling and they still cant hit him

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by slayor on Jul 29, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

How Exactly Does

One retire 9 in a row and have 90 pitches through 4?

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

didn't Luke have an 80 pitch complete game?

how is that possible?

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by buddyball on Jul 29, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

i will forever praise the trade for yuni

if he hits a home run and does the face thing alfonso soriano did the other night while rounding 3rd

by KyleM on Jul 29, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

maier

this is the game he turns it all around

by g00dn1ghtm4r3 on Jul 29, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

who did you used to be?

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by Matt Klaassen on Jul 29, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Sun Is

Out for the first time in a week, so I’m over to the radio feed and my white trash patio.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

5 for 41

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by BHWick on Jul 29, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

?!

Uh. Maier… stopping in the base line? You uh. The ball wasn’t near you mitch. Seriously. Why did you stop.

by g00dn1ghtm4r3 on Jul 29, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I think he should bunt every at bat

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by buddyball on Jul 29, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Even With 2

Out.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 29, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Jul 29, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

never say it can't get worse

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by Matt Klaassen on Jul 29, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

you see trey, that's the guy yu bunt with

the dude that couldnt hit water falling out of a boat with the top of the lineup coming up

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by slayor on Jul 29, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

now's the time that Frank an Ryan forget that S-Key is slooooooooow

SKey bunting for a hit? not gonna happen

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by BHWick on Jul 29, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, and, hey, I just got here

So, what’s up?

Been watching the game, tho. Hooray for MASN and Angelos’s stupid Nats-crippling tv contract!

by sterlingice on Jul 29, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

well bloomy should be on first...

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by cfizzle on Jul 29, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

"DDJ doesn't bunt"

yeah Ryan, because he can hit the ball

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by BHWick on Jul 29, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

"Ichiro doesn't bunt"

Yeah Ryan, because he gets hits

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by BHWick on Jul 29, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Baltimore is going to run out of baseballs tonight

I have never seen so many foul balls

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by buddyball on Jul 29, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

good at bat

come on Bus

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by buddyball on Jul 29, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm just not very impressed by Tillman

Quite a bit early, I know. And the rain and MLB debut could be messing with him…

But can he throw anything but his fastball for strikes?

Just because we’re chasing his crap including his way-too-high fastball doesn’t mean he’s doing well.

by sterlingice on Jul 29, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

ya his fastball looks decent, seems to be pretty straight though

he’s had no luck getting the curveball down, changeup looks okay, no slider that i’ve sene

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by slayor on Jul 29, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, I think that's too harsh upon second reading

How about “I’m not at all impressed by Tillman’s start”

by sterlingice on Jul 29, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want some runs and one more inning out of Xaq

so I can pick up a win for my fantasy team
and more runs for a cushion – how many?

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by buddyball on Jul 29, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

You seem to forget

Royals bullpen. There is no such thing as a cusion.

by g00dn1ghtm4r3 on Jul 29, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is TPJJ still on the team?

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by Matt Klaassen on Jul 29, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

oh dear god

http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/1890295
they let chad johnson be on the interwebs. hahaha. and wtf at d. bowe calling him?

by g00dn1ghtm4r3 on Jul 29, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Greetings from Mexico!!

The Royals always do well when I am on vacation. If I could afford a six-month vacation they would win the pennant.

Go Greinke!!

by Black and Gold on Jul 29, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Royal Pride

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 29, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone want to guess the following hitter?

H/AB R HR RBI SB BA
13/67 5 1 5 2 .194

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by Discodave on Jul 29, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Last month of stats.

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by Discodave on Jul 29, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Royal?

If so I will say Bloomquist

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by averagegatsby on Jul 29, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Non-Royal

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by Discodave on Jul 29, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Frank is giggling - DRINK!

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by buddyball on Jul 29, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

the man

is standing 2 inches off home plate and zack still manages to get an inside fastball by?

by g00dn1ghtm4r3 on Jul 29, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

is that it, or one more inning?

he is at 102 pitches now

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by buddyball on Jul 29, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

i say let him be done

chance to win, tons of high stress innings

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by slayor on Jul 29, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Name that player based on last month of stats

H/AB R HR RBI SB BA
22/92 9 2 4 4 .239

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by Discodave on Jul 29, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Curtis Granderson

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by Discodave on Jul 29, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

sigh

that was really hit hard

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by slayor on Jul 29, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Name that player based on last month of stats

H/AB R HR RBI SB BA
16/87 8 3 10 0 .184

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by Discodave on Jul 29, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

me!

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by buddyball on Jul 29, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Adrian Gonzalez

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by Discodave on Jul 29, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is the oddest game for Xaq

5 innings, 4 hits, 1 BB – 102 pitches

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by buddyball on Jul 29, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Name that player based on last month of stats

H/AB R HR RBI SB BA
13/84 4 1 10 0 .155

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by Discodave on Jul 29, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Victor Martinez

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by Discodave on Jul 29, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

yuni

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by 306008 on Jul 29, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

if only Yuni had a HR

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by averagegatsby on Jul 29, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was thinking maybe with seattle?

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by 306008 on Jul 29, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carlos Pena

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by averagegatsby on Jul 29, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

inge?

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by 306008 on Jul 29, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

If only GMDM had a beard

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by averagegatsby on Jul 29, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Soriano should have been hit in the face for that.

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by 306008 on Jul 29, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Name that player based on last month of stats

H/AB R HR RBI SB BA
11/86 7 2 9 1 .128

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by Discodave on Jul 29, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Mark Reynolds

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by averagegatsby on Jul 29, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carlos Pena

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by Discodave on Jul 29, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

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