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Game 79 Open Thread - White Sox (41-38) at Royals (33-45)

Chicago White Sox at Kansas City Royals, Jul 3, 2009 8:10 PM EDT



Zack Greinke against John Danks.

I'd love to see Zack do something magical tonight.

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Bloomquist At 3B

Batting in the 2 hole; check. Maier and Hernandez both in the lineup; check. Jacobs DH’ing against a LHP; check. Poor Zack.

Chi White Sox
  AB R H RBI HR BB K SB LOB Season Avg
S. Podsednik lf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .309
J. Nix ss 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .244
J. Dye rf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .291
J. Thome dh 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .253
P. Konerko 1b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .293
A.J. Pierzynski c 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .293
C. Getz 2b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .247
G. Beckham 3b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .265
D. Wise cf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .191
 Totals 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
 
 Kansas City
  AB R H RBI HR BB K SB LOB Season Avg
D. DeJesus lf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .245
W. Bloomquist 3b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .266
B. Butler 1b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .289
J. Guillen rf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .251
M. Olivo c 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .258
M. Jacobs dh 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .226
A. Callaspo 2b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .298
L. Hernandez ss 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .174
M. Maier cf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .237
 Totals 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
 
 Chi White Sox
  IP H R ER BB K HR WHIP Season ERA
J. Danks 0.0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.28 4.08
 
 Kansas City
  IP H R ER BB K HR WHIP Season ERA
Z. Greinke 0.0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.02 1.95

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by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

word is that Bloomy is out for a family issue

Callaspo moves to second spot…and we get to see Hernandez and TPJ in the same lineup!

by RoyalsFanInBillings on Jul 3, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If by Magical you mean give up 0 earned runs

strike out > 10 and lose, you may be in for a treat!!!

BOOM! ROASTED!

by GoBabies!! on Jul 3, 2009 7:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If Only We

Had 25 of him………………..

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by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Of all qualified KC batters

Guillen’s SLG is 7th of 9

BUT WE MUST PUT HIM IN THE CLEANUP SPOTTTTTTTTTTTT

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 7:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

97 RzBzIz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111

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by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SLG

Miguel Olivo .516
Brayan Pena .475
John Buck .452
Mark Teahen .451
Alberto Callaspo .449
Billy Butler .443
Mike Jacobs .410
David DeJesus .406
Jose Guillen .392
Coco Crisp .378
Willie Bloomquist .351

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Our Catchers Rule!

Can we fit them all in the same lineup? Or in BPJ still with the big club?

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by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that'd be hilarious

Olivo at C, Buck at DH, BPJ at 1st/3rd (Jason LaRue style)………….I want to see it done!

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jul 3, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He Can't Play

3B; that wouldn’t be fair to Bloomers. So is Teahen resting or injured?

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by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Time to start the Teahen for Francoeur rumors.

by 2X2L on Jul 3, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sellout tonight at the K

1. Buck Night
2. Fireworks
3. Holiday
4. Zackday
5. Inept baseball
6. Giant Porn ’Stache

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jul 3, 2009 7:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Alex in Omaha

cue whining from old fogeys about how Alex Gordon should have played in Omaha before even if AAA is full of nonprospects

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

From the @Royalspostgame twitter feed...

#Royals line up change. Bloomy out. Callaspo bats 2nd, Hernandez 7th at 3B, Maier 8th CF, TPJ 9th SS. Bloomy left to deal with family issue

by RoyalsFanInBillings on Jul 3, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

damnit Bloomy

you’re family isn’t so important that you’re going to stick us with TPJ AND Luis Hernandez

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I demand TUG!

Fuck This Team. Period.

The General Theory of Royaltivity

by kabrink on Jul 3, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

More Catchers!

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by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's Just Sad

When replacing Sporqie makes your lineup weaker.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Still no Teahen. Sounds even more like some other shoe is going to drop.

by 2X2L on Jul 3, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Present and Accounted For.

I’m here for my daily dosage of complete embarrassed astonishment at the complete moronic ineptitude that is the New Blue Tradition that is OUR 2009 Kansas City Royals!! Yay, go team!

Fuck This Team. Period.

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by kabrink on Jul 3, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

christ almigty ths lineup is fucking terrible

it’s like hillman is TRYING to get shut out

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by slayor on Jul 3, 2009 7:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He Really Doesn't

Need to try.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

we may see history tonight.

we’re getting no hit. A 5th grader with decent control could go 7 shutout against this lineup.

by Bart41 on Jul 3, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'd Like My

Chances when I was 12.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

3 sub .300 obps, olivo and jacobs, maier?

2 sub .200 obps, hernandez and pena?

sounds about right…

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by slayor on Jul 3, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's Some Steaming

Pile of shit, alright.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

or at least compare it to the A's lineup

the Royals are 13th in offense, the A’s are 14th

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yuck 4-6

JoGui
Olivo
Jacobs

This is our killer part of the lineup. Watch out Danks.

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by 306008 on Jul 3, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

At Least Hoagy

And Olivoyl bat right.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm stuck in StL for this epic matchup

I get to watch the Cards tonight…. no Royals :(

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by 306008 on Jul 3, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

count your blessings

Fuck This Team. Period.

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by kabrink on Jul 3, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HeyZeus Cristos...

this is going to be an ugly game…

We get no-hit, we allow 5 errors, and the one base runner who gets on via walk gets gunned down at first on a shallow fly ball

Nothing from Nothing leads to... Your 2009 Kansas City Royals

by averagegatsby on Jul 3, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This lineup is worse than the last one Trey put out against Danks

remember this beauty?

W Bloomquist 2B
M Maier CF
B Butler 1B
M Jacobs DH
J Guillen RF
M Teahen 3B
M Olivo C
D DeJesus LF
L Hernandez SS

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

for reference

Trey did RLRLRLRLR and batted Jacobs cleanup against Danks

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Everybody gets red caps

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ryan needs kleenex after that play

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Scott Podsednik: Future Royal

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Baserunning for the win.

by 2X2L on Jul 3, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I Think Bloomers

Came up short of the bag on an attempted steal once.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow.

nice throw.

by Bart41 on Jul 3, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I can't get over....

callaspo-pena jr-hernandez on the infield. we suck.

by Bart41 on Jul 3, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

do worse defensive teams have higher babips?

I would assume so, but I didn’t know if the correlation had been quantified.

by Bart41 on Jul 3, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would imagine bad range defenses do...

not necessarily bad Defenses.

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by averagegatsby on Jul 3, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is it too early to bring in Farnsworth to pitch to Thome?

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by averagegatsby on Jul 3, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I Would Fly

To KC and strangle Hillman.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

so thats a no then?

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by averagegatsby on Jul 3, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually, I Might

Enjoy it. And it’s halter top night, too.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs


“Hey bitches, i’m playing today because I’M ALWAYS READY TO PLAY”

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

looking at that pic...

even that smug mother fucker can’t believe he is in the big leagues

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by averagegatsby on Jul 3, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he looks like a smurf

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by 306008 on Jul 3, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

single on a groundball to SS?

That’s what gameday says. I need some color commentary here… :)

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by 306008 on Jul 3, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Far to TPJ’s right. Diving stop, threw from his knees, Posednik beat the throw.

But, on the first pitch to Nix, Olivo threw him out attempting to steal.

Color commentary: powder blue is appropriate for any occasion.

by 2X2L on Jul 3, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks.

Good to throw out Podsednik… is Ozzie yelling at anything yet?

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by 306008 on Jul 3, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s not outdoing the voices in his head, not yet anyway.

by 2X2L on Jul 3, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

wow... That seems really high

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by averagegatsby on Jul 3, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

they must not have watched the royals ever.

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by 306008 on Jul 3, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Probably thought Pontoon was pitching tonight

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by averagegatsby on Jul 3, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

last night it was 9!!

with an over/under of Royals runs scored of 5!!! Seriously? Are they giving money away at Bodog?

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jul 3, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this team needs to be told to grow Hillman mustaches

it will unify them and lead to an epic rally in the second half

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

if you think Billy Butler is awesome now

just imagine how awesome he would be WITH A MUSTACHE

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Jason Giambi agrees

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by averagegatsby on Jul 3, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I Think Finley

Had the A’s all grow handlebars after they moved to Oakland.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Billy needs to stop shaving or cutting his hair

Its time or him to look like a methed out biker!

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually, It Seems

To me that the goat is the pornstache for the new millennium.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, we should exploit the white sox on the bases...

since we are such a great baserunning team.

by Bart41 on Jul 3, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

12 pitches for danks

and that was the “good” part of our lineup

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by slayor on Jul 3, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Did you not see TPJ's 11 pitch at bat the other day?

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by averagegatsby on Jul 3, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

See It? Hell,

I was pitching.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok

game over

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bad Zack Makes

An early appearance.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Where's Olivo at?

He’ll get him.

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by 306008 on Jul 3, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Zack Is The

Only pitcher we have who will drill someone now that RamRam is gone. Remember his epic 2 pitches behind his old battery mate from Colorado?

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by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

game over

thats funny we all know its true…god what a shitty lineup…i need to adopt a new team so i can be happy. Which bandwagon should I jump on. Not the Rays, they do everything right they are like Opposite Royals. Im going to root for the Giants

by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 3, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah they're a good organization

they just rape teams with trades like getting Hanly and recently maybin/miller from detroit

by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 3, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Goldberg family!

is Joel’s brother there?

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

MWAHAHAHAHAHA

Zack Greinke’s soul is MINE !

the funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it!

by ratherfantastic on Jul 3, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I beg to differ

Jesus can get past anyone!

the funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it!

by ratherfantastic on Jul 3, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hope this game isn’t over…. but we all know the truth.

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by 306008 on Jul 3, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Next inning:

Luis Hernandez
Mitch maier
Tony Pena JR

It’s like we’re only playing 6 innings on offense…

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by slayor on Jul 3, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Can We Just

Skip them?

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by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mitchy Maies Hays!

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by averagegatsby on Jul 3, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It was

an optical illusion to a lot of people.

by 2X2L on Jul 3, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He made it look EASY?

What the fuck, Ryan?

Maier almost fucked up a flyball!

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah

Maier is just trying to look cool so he doesn’t designated for assignment once Gordon gets back

by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 3, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

NW Arkansas is winning 2-0....

Bianchi 0-1
Lough 0-1 FC R

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by 306008 on Jul 3, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Man...

Greinke is getting hit hard

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by averagegatsby on Jul 3, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Somebody tell him he’s not at US Cellular.

by 2X2L on Jul 3, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Giovatella has a hit tonight... he needs to get going....

I was hoping he’d be up to AA this year but he looks to have stalled….

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by 306008 on Jul 3, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Pods Strikes Again.

He’s just trying to impress GMDM.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Rec

The pornstache fits Billy well.

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 3, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the next Don Mattingly

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

John Lamb threw decent

5.0, 5 hits, 2 ER, 9 K, 0 BB, 2 HRs allowed… gotta fix that…

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by 306008 on Jul 3, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jermaine Dye's secrets

must’ve been found in the bowels of Kauffman the other day when Joel Goldberg was reporting from underneath the fountains.

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jul 3, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hehehehe

my gameday has it too… as opposed to your’s not having it. :)

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by 306008 on Jul 3, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You Know Zack

Is just tuning McClure out.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I bet going out to talk to Grienke is talking to wet paint on a wall....

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by 306008 on Jul 3, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kind Of Like

A base coach talking to Ricky back in the day. “Man, nobody throw Ricky out!”

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by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

uh, no...

blocking balls in the dirt is not as effective as a caught stealing…

by Bart41 on Jul 3, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Travis Jones hits a HR

He was out 50th round pick last year. Catcher. Signed to go to USC. We wooed him away.

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by 306008 on Jul 3, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

what the fuck

that was strike 3

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by slayor on Jul 3, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

we need a stat for pitches blocked in the dirt

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Zack hitting 98 according to Gameday?

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by 306008 on Jul 3, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wait

did Zack throw multiple sliders without ANY of them being strikes?

Olivo, you moron!

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I hate Olivo's pitch calling.

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by 306008 on Jul 3, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just opened the first beer of the evening...

Sure its the beginning of a very long night

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by averagegatsby on Jul 3, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gameday shows it just below the knees. But if it’s any consolation, it shows ball 4 as nicking the outside corner.

by 2X2L on Jul 3, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think I might cry

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by averagegatsby on Jul 3, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

good thing we use a stupid shift for any LH power hitter

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The Shift Won't

Cover that.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he comes another game losing streak!

Mabye Hochevar can hook us up with a win

by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 3, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

All I konw is that Callaspo missed a ball... what has happened?

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by 306008 on Jul 3, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that god damn stupid defensive shift

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Error, Run Scored

Thome lined one to the wall, another run.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

can't have a Royal starting the All-Star game

Allan sent the order down

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I agree, Violent Wrestling Royals Santa

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by ratherfantastic on Jul 3, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sigh...

I’ll go eat some grilled chicken and come back hoping to find the royals up… happy watching/listening/blogging guys. I’m out.

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by 306008 on Jul 3, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Sedlecek

good thing that someone in the family is drawing a paycheck after Shawn Sedlecek’s career went down

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

sigh...

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by averagegatsby on Jul 3, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

TPJJ!?!?!?!

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by averagegatsby on Jul 3, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HOLY SHIT

Louis got a hit..

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

you cant just throw that out willie nillie

…I knew I should have trademarked that

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by averagegatsby on Jul 3, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

gotta be quicker on the draw

the funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it!

by ratherfantastic on Jul 3, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I try and only bust that guy out...

for truly special occasions, not a TPJJ hit, more like an Olivo walk

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by averagegatsby on Jul 3, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

seriously???

the funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it!

by ratherfantastic on Jul 3, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I would just once like to turn to the Royals game.....

and be able to figure out where we are in the lineup by who is batting.

If you don't understand it, kill it.

by Discodave on Jul 3, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Good job, Violent Wrestling Royals Santa!

the funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it!

by ratherfantastic on Jul 3, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You don't want to get Santa angry

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wait who donates 500 dollars a homerun

did they say Jacobs?? AHAHHAHAHHAAHAHA

by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 3, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

TPJ donates $20 a hit

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Has anyone mentioned that the Phillies are looking into Juan Cruz...

according to MLBtraderumors the Royals say they’d only deal for an upper-tier prospect ready to make a big-league impact

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by averagegatsby on Jul 3, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

4 for 41

TPJ almost went deep there

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

this is worse than 04

it really and truly is

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by slayor on Jul 3, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Joy Sedlacek had to reach to not say

“Shawn spends a lot of time on the couch without a shirt on”

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that was a really awkward interview...

she and shawn might not be together much longer…

by Bart41 on Jul 3, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Even G dub is not impressed with the job of Hildawg

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by averagegatsby on Jul 3, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The Royals should just be generous

and offer 3 for 1 beer specials to help fans make it through games

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bucket O' Tequila!

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bert's going to start drinking after this game

or during it

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yes, the full house is not pleased

loved the sarcastic cheer to Alberto for fielding the routine grounder

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jul 3, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I Think Zack

Has turned on the rest of the team too.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice promptness Jose

did he just double clutch?

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

weeeeeeeeeeeeee

might be seeing zack’s all star game start go up in smoke right here

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by slayor on Jul 3, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

doesn't matter

he has a lot of wins

“if Zack is so good, why do the Royals suck?”

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and now I have fully turned on Callaspo...

can he play OF?

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by averagegatsby on Jul 3, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

In What Sense,

Charlie?

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well obviously Callaspo can't play second...

but I like his bat enough to experiment with him somewhere else, but I dont think we should try and make him the second coming of Jose Offerman by moving him to first.

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by averagegatsby on Jul 3, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm Sure He's

Just as bad an OF as IF.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey, but in the OF

he only has to worry about fly balls and not grounders too, or turning double plays

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by averagegatsby on Jul 3, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm sure they'll try him in CF

can’t pull DDJ out of LF

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

jesus

every fucking ball on the ground, base hit

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by slayor on Jul 3, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"Ground Ball Between

1B and 3B." So it was, like, fair?

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hillman needs to be tossed

for arguing balls and strikes. just go out and get tossed

by rdf8585 on Jul 3, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and do it after the call went our way

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am so angry/depressed.......

I’m waiting for the other part of the bipolar to kick in, so I can be optimistic about this shit bag of a team once again.

If you don't understand it, kill it.

by Discodave on Jul 3, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bert is never going to rise above 7th after tonight

Trey will blame his bad night on batting second

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

go Billy go!

work that Stache power for a big hit!!!!!!!!!!!

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jul 3, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If Zack was batting tonight...

I’d have to put him 6 or 7……..we must have the largest concentration of 9 hitters in the whole fucking league.

If you don't understand it, kill it.

by Discodave on Jul 3, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and Willie Wilson randomly shows up!

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Did you guys hear?

Manny Ramirez returned from his suspension today. Does anyone know a tv station where I can get more information about this?

by hippdoghipp on Jul 3, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

also in case you hadn't heard Michael Jackson died

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by averagegatsby on Jul 3, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats it...

turn in your man card

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by averagegatsby on Jul 3, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well anyone who subjects themselves to torture..

has to be somewhat manly, its easy to be a Yankees fan

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by averagegatsby on Jul 3, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Zack can't start the all-star game

after all, the KC media thinks that he’s only the #2 starter on this team

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BACON TOPPED WITH BACON

OW MY HEART

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Note on the Royals legends game

because the Royals are facing retired former all-stars, the opposing team will not contain Neifi Perez. Neifi never went to an All-Star Game, but he did win a gold glove

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Neifi still holds a torch for Carlos Febles.

One run a fucking game ain't going to do it. God, this sucks.

by Discodave on Jul 3, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But we can expect to see.....

Bob Boone
Mike MacDougal
Jose Rasado
Dean Palmer
Tony Muser
Mark Redman
Ellie Rodriguez
Kurt Stillwell
Nick Swartz
Mike Sweeney
Ken Harvey

One run a fucking game ain't going to do it. God, this sucks.

by Discodave on Jul 3, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Theres the Olivo

we’ve all come to know and love hate

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by averagegatsby on Jul 3, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Like Hillman would consider Buck's rehab performance as a guide of how he will be used

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

In reference to the Phillies looking at Juan Cruz...

does anyone know much about this Michael Taylor kid that the Phillies have in AA?

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by averagegatsby on Jul 3, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cheslor Cuthbert is at the K watching the game

hope he’s not traumatized already

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cheslor is a third baseman

which, in this organization, means “corner outfielder”

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the "I love Mark Teahen" fan must be sad tonight

“DADDY, WHY ARE THEY PLAYING LOUIS HERN-AN-DEZ AND TONY PEN-UH? WHERE’S MARK TEAHEN”

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

AHAHAHAHAHHA

And A.J. was safe again… Perhaps it doesn’t pay off to be the most hated man in Baseball

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by averagegatsby on Jul 3, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

couldn't happen to a better guy I guess

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by averagegatsby on Jul 3, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The royals

since their last win have given up more unearned runs than they have scored! The ENTIRE OFFENSIVE LINEUP IS OPERATING IN THE NEGATIVE!!!

Is it safe?

by KHAZAD on Jul 3, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

TPJ up to bat


“COMO ESTAS, BITCHES”

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

TPJ getting booed

after putting it in play?

BAN THE FANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jul 3, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

4 for 42

.095

George Brett’s BAC is higher than Tony Pena Jr’s .BA

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Shit, Brett's BAC is triple TPJ's BA

One run a fucking game ain't going to do it. God, this sucks.

by Discodave on Jul 3, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The eternal quest to hit .300

One run a fucking game ain't going to do it. God, this sucks.

by Discodave on Jul 3, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

COME ON BUTLERBEAN!!!

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by averagegatsby on Jul 3, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

GAWD DAMN YOU BULTER!!!

Your dead to me!!!

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by averagegatsby on Jul 3, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

Pulling greinke at 82 pitches, after 82 last start?

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by slayor on Jul 3, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he's not the #1 starter, like Gil Meche

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

but hey...

between Greinke and Meche they are avg’ing 101.5 pitches per start over their last starts

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by averagegatsby on Jul 3, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s a good call. For whatever reason he wasn’t sharp today. With a 4-run deficit and this line-up, there’s no earthly reason to run him out there any longer.

Or maybe Trey just discovered that Tejeda’s still on the team.

by 2X2L on Jul 3, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

RoboTrey doesn't understand your outrage

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i'm not outraged

just think it’s weird after he threw so few pitches in his last start, and seemed to find his groove the last couple innings

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by slayor on Jul 3, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's not like we stood ANY chance to win either way

with this lineup. Trey figures you gor 50 pitches under 132 two times in a row, he can use him for 232 next time!

Trey-Hillman-I'm-A-Dumbfuck-Giveaway-Counter: How do you make an infinity sign on the computer? ∞
Crowder >>>>> Ryan

by KCsince88 on Jul 3, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

trey forgot his pitch counter....

so he just figures six innings is enough

Fire Everyone

by billybeingbilly on Jul 3, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That’s it — he remembers that he caught hell this week for letting Meche pitch into the 6th, to he figured he’d better get Greinke out of there before the 7th.

by 2X2L on Jul 3, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Twitter spambots are lovely

just got followed by one whose icon is a topless woman

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

also, it's not that RoboTrey makes a lot of stupid decisions

he makes a lot of stupid decisions with no consistent logical basis

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

what ever happened to the trey raising the roof animated gif?

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by averagegatsby on Jul 3, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Miggy loves the low pitch

can’t fucking catch it most of the time.. but he loves it

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

no wonder Mike was out for a good chunk of 03 to 07

Dr. Nick’s revenge

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

watching Jose makes me miss Mike Sweeney more

at least Mike was able to score big hits in-between injuries

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Lily Allen is hot

just saying

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I fancy Katy Perry myself

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by averagegatsby on Jul 3, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well no one is winning their 11th game tonight

Wakefield gave up 5 ER in 8 IP, ND. Slowey 6 ER, out after 3 IP. Also Felix Hernandez got robbed out of his ninth win by the Seattle bullpen (7 IP, 3 ER).

by swing and a miss on Jul 3, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

of course Zack is the only one who'll be tagged with the L

since minnesota just scored 7 runs to take slowey off the hook.

by swing and a miss on Jul 3, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh well, maddon is smart

he should still get the ASG start… i hope. not sure who else is close enough to get it

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by slayor on Jul 3, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Serious question — if the Royals released Jose Guillen tonight, leaving themselves on the hook for the rest of his contract, would anybody pick him up (at MLB minimum)?

by 2X2L on Jul 3, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

depends on if Jose pledges to start taking roids again

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He can’t really play the outfield anymore, and NL teams don’t carry pinch hitters anymore, so I’m thinking AL teams only would even be tempted.

But his bat is so slow now, and he’s so clearly into the serious decline phase of his career, that I think it takes a Swartzian rash of injuries somewhere to open up a spot for him.

by 2X2L on Jul 3, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is the problem

with being a small market team with a cheap owner. A bigger (or better run) team would just say OOPS, we F’d up and release him and take the salary hit. The Royals will keep him until he dies when a ball finally hits him in the noggin.

Is it safe?

by KHAZAD on Jul 3, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Would it kill him

or would it help?

He’s fielding like he’s willing to give it a try.

by 2X2L on Jul 3, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

4-9

What is “After tonights game, The Royals record at home when attendance is over 30K”?

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Back from a nap

Well, THIS SURE IS AN UNEXPECTED OUTCOME!

- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes

by JobDDT on Jul 3, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hold on a second...

Mitch Maier, TPJ, TPJJ and Jacobs in the same lineup? HITTING BACK-TO-BACK-TO-BACK-TO-BACK?

Umm… I’m feeling a little sleepy again

(slowly tip toes out of the thread)

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by JobDDT on Jul 3, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But seriously

Is this the worst four consecutive hitters in a single lineup in Royals history? I’m struggling to think of a worse combo.

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by JobDDT on Jul 3, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what about this random game I picked from 2005?

http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/KCA/KCA200509202.shtml
Ambres
Guiel
Sweeney
Brown
Berroa
Huber
Phillips
McEwing
Murphy

….there’s some horrific combos throughout that lineup………..but we won 4-2!!!!!!!!!

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jul 3, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah yes, Donnie Murphy...

What is he doing these days? I really think he’d be an upgrade over TPJ and TPJJ.

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by JobDDT on Jul 3, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

so, is Soria going to pitch the 9th?

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

perfect spot for him

by 2X2L on Jul 3, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Luis Hernandez, what the hell?

are you trying to cost TPJ his job?

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Luis Hernandez

….your 2009 Mike Aviles.

Tonight anyway.

by 2X2L on Jul 3, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Back from watching the Cards Albert hit bombs and drive in runs....

Why did ZG leave after only 80+ pitches??

Coffee. The NEW Performance Enhancing drug for Sport's Writers. Just ask Ken Rosenthal.

by 306008 on Jul 3, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

not a hoss like Meche

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BWAHAHAHAHA

TPJ breaks his bat apart, and hits it all the way to short

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL.

- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes

by JobDDT on Jul 3, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

.093

thousands of Royals fans now have a BAC higher than TPJ’s BA

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

David DeJesus: Professional Bat Holder

- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
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by JobDDT on Jul 3, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

can you imagine how TPJ would hit while roided up?

he might hit .230!

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dave Owen

I hate you

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

CUE THE RALLY ZOO NOW

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Damnit

did the Rally Zoo die of starvation?

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And We're Still

Being shut out.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BERT

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So is TPJ under the TPJ line now?

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Jul 3, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Need a stronger lens

to detect activity that far down.

by 2X2L on Jul 3, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He Has Erased

All the lines; he’s no longer really playing baseball.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Trade Callaspo

Fuck it, let someone else have that guy

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Unfortunately, I agree

He is such an albatross at defense and his value will probably never be higher. I heard Minnesota is looking for a good 2B…

- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes

by JobDDT on Jul 3, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

idk

playing in Minneapolis might bring his alcoholism back

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It hasn't for Jared Allen.

- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes

by JobDDT on Jul 3, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the Metrodome is somewhat tolerable for football

what do you think AC will do the first few times he loses the ball in the ceiling?

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by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He Makes A

Lot of money.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well drinking is a sport up here

but he’d be much worse off if he was traded to the Brewers. The Sconies can put it away like no one I’ve ever seen before.

by stram#1 on Jul 3, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

TOTALLY

UNEXPECTED

- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes

by JobDDT on Jul 3, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

good night all!!!!!!!!!!!

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Jul 3, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

FSN

no matter how many times you replay that AC line drive, it won’t become a hit

Still suffering from the greatest robbery of all time: The stealing of the 1994 AL Central title from the Royals

by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Why Does It

Suck when I think?

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The rest of the time

you just don’t notice.

by 2X2L on Jul 3, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

looking at Twitter
TonganOuthouse: The cathedral could be built over the field where the royal tombs are now- that would be just big enough. They could bury the royals inside.

I don’t know if that’s talking about the KC Royals or not

Still suffering from the greatest robbery of all time: The stealing of the 1994 AL Central title from the Royals

by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

A Reference To

Our parade to the outhouse?

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Going to the game tomorrow

hopefully two horrendous games in a row will lead to a good game tomorrow….or maybe just another terrible game

Holy Shit!!!...Peterson resigned...Am I dead?...Is This Heaven?

by RoyalsFanStuckInCardsLand on Jul 3, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah i'll be there too

hopefully won’t get banned from entering the stadium……….i guess i won’t wear my Royals Review t-shirt.

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jul 3, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i was thinking of making a sign

something along the lines of loving Rany

Holy Shit!!!...Peterson resigned...Am I dead?...Is This Heaven?

by RoyalsFanStuckInCardsLand on Jul 3, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Call me crazy,

but I just feel like something is going to happen because of this game. I feel like Moore or even one of the Glasses are going to look at this sellout crowd, see how badly the team is crapping the bed, and the guilt will be too much to handle. Someone will be traded, send down or fired.

- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes

by JobDDT on Jul 3, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If Teahen doesn’t pinch hit in the 9th, I’ll be convinced he’s already gone.

by 2X2L on Jul 3, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like they care

Bad performances never cost someone their job under Do-Nothing Dayton

And David Glass lives in Arkansas anyways

Still suffering from the greatest robbery of all time: The stealing of the 1994 AL Central title from the Royals

by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Silly Luis

don’t you know that flyballs on the LF foul line are TPJ’s?

Still suffering from the greatest robbery of all time: The stealing of the 1994 AL Central title from the Royals

by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And Now We

Will proceed to burn the entire bullpen in mopup duty. Trey chic.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

RALLY OKRA

Still suffering from the greatest robbery of all time: The stealing of the 1994 AL Central title from the Royals

by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Rally Oprah

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's really scary.

Coffee. The NEW Performance Enhancing drug for Sport's Writers. Just ask Ken Rosenthal.

by 306008 on Jul 3, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

For the life of me....

I cannot figure out why people are so negative towards this team and its’ management

Fire Everyone

by billybeingbilly on Jul 3, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

shocking

by 2X2L on Jul 3, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You see Billy's reaction after that play?

Holy Shit!!!...Peterson resigned...Am I dead?...Is This Heaven?

by RoyalsFanStuckInCardsLand on Jul 3, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No, I’m listening on radio just now. What was it?

by 2X2L on Jul 3, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it was a "I got a lead-off single

and you guys fucked it up" look of disgust

Holy Shit!!!...Peterson resigned...Am I dead?...Is This Heaven?

by RoyalsFanStuckInCardsLand on Jul 3, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good to know

that somebody still has some fight in him.

by 2X2L on Jul 3, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Charge The Mound,

Hoagy!

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

woah, boos

im surprised. 95% of these fans probably just went out to watch fireworks and don’t know what baseball is.

- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes

by JobDDT on Jul 3, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and this is the reason I took Chicago's pitching staff in

ESPN’s Baseball Challenge game.

Stay hot Royals offense. Stay hot indeed.

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jul 3, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i had Danks tonight

Holy Shit!!!...Peterson resigned...Am I dead?...Is This Heaven?

by RoyalsFanStuckInCardsLand on Jul 3, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And the Royals go quietly into the midwestern night.

Enjoy the fireworks, folks, and remember…

NO BASEBALL QUESTIONS!!!

by 2X2L on Jul 3, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think we might really DFA TPJ after this

Even DM has to face reality at some point.

by hippdoghipp on Jul 3, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I will go to the next Royals game after I hear about TPJ being DFAed

guaran-fucking-teed

but DM isn’t smart enough to figure out that TPJ sucks

Still suffering from the greatest robbery of all time: The stealing of the 1994 AL Central title from the Royals

by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Will Jakers Hit

His meaningless HR tonight? Hell no!

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Sucking Out Loud;

A Royals tradition since 1995.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 3, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

PS

fuck you Herk. Trading Cone for spare parts? firing McRae? What the fuck, dude?

Still suffering from the greatest robbery of all time: The stealing of the 1994 AL Central title from the Royals

by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A Team of no hope

2009 Royals its time for a fire sell boys

by KC Masterpiece on Jul 3, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

they should have a game where they

attach a hidden camera to the head of a Royals employee and send him around the stadium during the game

Still suffering from the greatest robbery of all time: The stealing of the 1994 AL Central title from the Royals

by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"We wish we could have shown you TPJ's grand slam but..

our roving stadium cameraman was using the urinal"

Still suffering from the greatest robbery of all time: The stealing of the 1994 AL Central title from the Royals

by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Mustache is talking

and my TV is still on mute

and the fireworks got ended by rain

Still suffering from the greatest robbery of all time: The stealing of the 1994 AL Central title from the Royals

by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he didn't say anything substantial

Danks was good…….we swung at too many pitches out of the zone…..didn’t “square up” the ones that were in the zone………

Greinke had good velocity and good movement……pitches just were getting too much of the plate……took him out after 80-some pitches because we were already down and the offense wasn’t showing any signs of life…….wants to protect the investments of him and Meche now that we’re getting to the mid-point of the season…..thought the bullpen was rested enough to keep it close if the offense could mount a comeback.

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jul 3, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

protect Meche?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

the next time he protects Meche is the first time.

Does Trey LISTEN to himself talk and compare what he says to what he does?

Still suffering from the greatest robbery of all time: The stealing of the 1994 AL Central title from the Royals

by BHWick on Jul 3, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hillman:

Thursday, Trey: “Pshaw, pitch counts don’t mean anything. Meche pitched 213 today and it didn’t affect him at all.”

Friday, Trey: “We need to protect our investment in Greinke and get him out. After all, he had 81 pitches, for chrissakes.”

(not to mention that they freak out and can never pitch Soria if he pitched ANYTHING yesterday)

Do these guys have any clue to what they are doing?? Nevermind.

Fuck This Team. Period.

The General Theory of Royaltivity

by kabrink on Jul 3, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

July 3rd, 2009 - Trey plays the "F*** You, Dayton, I don't need 5 MIs" lineup

Jacobs against a LHP, Hernandez-Maier-Pena at the 7-8-9.

This was his cry for help.

by Top Ramen on Jul 3, 2009 11:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think the way Fangraphs does their win probability charts is wrong

At least for this utterly ridiculous team. The charts begin with each team having a 50/50 shot at winning. From now on, it should be decreed that Royals charts should begin with them having only 20 (or less) percent chance to win from the very beginning. I am so sick of this organization.

Fuck This Team. Period.

The General Theory of Royaltivity

by kabrink on Jul 3, 2009 11:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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