It's literally bad for your health to watch this team
It's difficult for me to not follow the Royals closely every year because they are by far my favorite sports team. This year though, I may have to figure out a way to distract myself for the rest of this season. The team is legitimately THAT bad. I find myself seething like an angst ridden goth teen after every single loss - and some wins as well.
The problems on this year's team are numerous and well documented. Perhaps the worst part of all of it is that due to Washington's historically awful record, the Royals won't even be able to draft Bryce Harper. Nevertheless, I actually think the Royals are currently worse than the Nationals.
After tonight's contest (I use that term loosely since it implies the Royals actually can compete against other MLB teams) the Royals have a minus 68 run differential. While the Nationals do have a minus 105 run differential, they have actually scored 23(!) more runs than the Royals. That is nothing less than pathetic. I did notice that the Padres are the only team to score less than the Royals this year, but San Diego is an extreme pitcher friendly park and the Padres do have Adrian Gonzalez - who is as good as any TWO Royals hitters combined ( and seven or eight Royals shortstops).
Royals management, when not busy attempting to curb First Amendment rights, does nothing to forestall the feeling of hopelessness that pervades my being while watching this team. They have taken absolutely zero responsibility for this year's debacle. If it wasn't for the new stadium and Greinke, this might have been the worse year ever for this franchise (and still might be when all is said and done).
In addition, the utter lack of action from management to do anything to you know, improve, this team further infuriates the rapidly diminishing fan base. It's flat out embarrassing that a team that ranks 13th in the AL in OBP won't call up one of the most patient hitters in the minor leagues. Does Jacobs really deserve to be playing over Kila at this point? How about giving Lisson a shot at SS? He can't be worse than TPJ or Hernandez and at least he was a prospect at one point. (Note to Royals Management: A prospect according to Merriam-Webster is a likely candidate for a job or position - not sure you actually are aware of that definition.)
The bullpen this year has also bordered on tragic. If only the Royals had a competent reliever who would be fun to watch, had outstanding minor league numbers, blogs, and would be am immediate fan favorite. Disco might not be welcome on the Royals though, he does know how to turn on a computer.
The sad thing is that I could probably write pages on the ineptitude we as fans have witnessed this year. Nevertheless, much of the nauseating "accomplishments" of the Royals have been well covered by bloggers and (some of) the media. I'll leave you with this public service announcement: If you are a fan and you actually care about this team; for the sake of your mental welfare, find a new hobby.
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BOY WAS THAT DISAPPOINTMENT I CAN'T IMAGINE HOW THAT WASN'T A GREAT MOVIE
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by devil_fingers on Jul 4, 2009 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And to think: that was the movie Spielberg wanted.
by 2X2L on Jul 4, 2009 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
it's just one of those quirks. A quirk of moviegoing.
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by devil_fingers on Jul 4, 2009 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably just a rash of acting injuries. As well as to the folks responsible for the writing, direction, design, and effects.
Quirky stuff. It happens.
by 2X2L on Jul 4, 2009 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least Sarah Palin wouldn't kill me
And hey, she’s not ugly, so I’ll vote that one.
the funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it!
by ratherfantastic on Jul 4, 2009 1:50 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to stay positive
And realize that until we get the drafted kids up here, we’ll continue to be one of the worst teams in baseball. Two more years and we will be decent…. (How will I be able to wait that long….?)
Coffee. The NEW Performance Enhancing drug for Sport's Writers. Just ask Ken Rosenthal.
by 306008 on Jul 4, 2009 8:40 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
move to northwest arkansas
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by devil_fingers on Jul 4, 2009 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 more years and we'll be waiting for the new saviors in 2 more years
We are on the indefinite 2 year plan at this point.
by AxDxMx on Jul 4, 2009 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never knew Dayton Moore was such an avid Samuel Beckett fan
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by devil_fingers on Jul 4, 2009 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I get some sort of perverse humor
That Becoming a Fan of NASCAR and Bathe in Battery Acid have the same amount of votes. What does that say about NASCAR? What does that say about the Royals on-field product?
Also, apparently people just want to avoid that whole blood and shark thing. This must be the influence that JAWS has had upon our society. I blame Roy Schieder.
Also, the Royals evidentially read my post/poll and got fired up. It’s the only possible explanation behind today’s vastly improbably win.
by jsolo on Jul 4, 2009 5:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wheeeeee battery acid!
Spring Break WOOOOOOOOOO
"Do they have people that tall in Mexico?"
by NHZ on Jul 4, 2009 5:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I picked the Sarah Palin one
just because it was the funniest
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by devil_fingers on Jul 4, 2009 5:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The Farther You
Are from her the funnier it is.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Jul 4, 2009 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
so... how can I keep this on-political
what’s your guess on the resignation, Phil? IRS trouble?
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by devil_fingers on Jul 4, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
She's not retreating, she's moving forward in a different direction!
But seriously, she said she has no intentions of running for Governor again, and she didn’t want to be a lame duck. If that’s true, I can respect that, but I would still never vote for her.
by AxDxMx on Jul 4, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So all 2nd term presidents
should just quit on January 22nd (approx Inaug Day)? That excuse is stoopid. I’m guessing she is going to try to run for President or she’s getting some kind of talk show.
Fuck This Team. Period.
The General Theory of Royaltivity
by kabrink on Jul 5, 2009 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
reality show
if there’s a God, A-Rod will be involved, too
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by devil_fingers on Jul 5, 2009 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeee
"Do they have people that tall in Mexico?"
by NHZ on Jul 5, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The last 2 years of a lame duck President are pretty lame.
What did Bush do in his final 2 years? I don’t remember much.
by AxDxMx on Jul 6, 2009 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that doesn't make it right to simply up and quit
What will happen? Then the VP becomes a lame duck president. (Or governor in the case of Mrs. Palin).
Nuthin’ solved.
Fuck This Team. Period.
The General Theory of Royaltivity
by kabrink on Jul 6, 2009 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, and I'm not saying it does make it right
I also thing POTUS >>>>>>>>>>> Gov of Missouri >>>>>>>>>>>>> Gov of Alaska
Just not that important or high profile, which is most likely why she’s quitting. I like philofthenorth’s comment below.
by AxDxMx on Jul 6, 2009 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What did he do in his first 6 years?
I don’t remember much
by jsolo on Jul 6, 2009 2:26 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shock And Awe
And “My Pet Goat”.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Jul 6, 2009 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They should quit in their first term
Like she did. Actually it would probably help a lot of them – many Presidents have scandals in their second terms.
Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com
by RoyalsRetro on Jul 6, 2009 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
POTUS should
be a single 6 year term.
Senators and Reps should also be term limited.
Fuck This Team. Period.
The General Theory of Royaltivity
by kabrink on Jul 6, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If There Are
No specific legal troubles, I’d say she’s bored. This is a pattern with her. When she found out being a mayor, even of Wasilla, entailed some actual duties, she hired a city manager to handle that. She mostly lobbied for state and federal funds for projects in Wasilla and cut ribbons at supermarket openings.
Then she quit and ran for Lt. Guv and lost, but was appointed to head the Oil and Gas Comision. She stirred up a bunch of shit, got some people fired, then quit. Then she ran for governor against a very weak field and surprisingly won with a lot of bi-partisan support. I’m sure after her whirlwind tour as McCain’s VP candidate, returning to Alaska to actually perform the duties of Governor must look pretty boring by comparison.
I have come to the conclusion that she thinks she can run for POTUS and take the same shortcuts she has in getting everything else she’s wanted. I also think she’s stupid.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My guess is
She’s tired of the criticism, and she’s going to spend some time with her family, regroup and form some sort of conservative/family values advocacy group (“Mavericks4America!”) That way, she can avoid the messiness of politics (she’s unpopular among Alaska GOP lawmakers) and the criticism that comes with governing. This is actually a lot like what John Edwards did after he lost with Kerry in ‘04, although it was hard for Edwards to get back in the spotlight once he was out of elected office (and having all that free time was a pretty bad thing in retrospect). I imagine Sarah thinks she is much more popular than she is because her supporters, while small in number, are very vocal. She’ll think that is enough of a base to jumpstart a Presidential campaign, but she’ll be quickly swallowed up once the race gets going in 2011 by much more polished candidates who actually have ideas on the major issues facing this nation that are more complex than “drill baby drill!”
Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com
by RoyalsRetro on Jul 6, 2009 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
drill baby drill
(line)
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by devil_fingers on Jul 6, 2009 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
She Is Well
Known for having zero tolerance for criticism and using whatever power her position affords her to punish those who dare oppose her. I think she might have realized she has come to the limit of her ability to do this and still hold public office. Now she’s tweeting that she will sue anyone who speculates publicly about the reason for her abrupt retirement. This is vintage Palin for those who really know her.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Jul 6, 2009 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
a talk show
would be much better than being POTUS in my view. Great money, no responsibility.
Fuck This Team. Period.
The General Theory of Royaltivity
by kabrink on Jul 6, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oprah runs the world anyways
So maybe Palin is just trying to get the other half.
by AxDxMx on Jul 6, 2009 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
She Is Well Known for having zero tolerance for criticism and using whatever power her position affords her to punish those who dare oppose her.
Sounds like Royals’ Front Office material to me!
I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.
by devil_fingers on Jul 6, 2009 6:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

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