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Game 81 Open Thread - White Sox (42-39) at Royals (34-46)

Chicago White Sox at Kansas City Royals, Jul 5, 2009 2:10 PM EDT



But I know a place that we can go

That's still untouched by man

 

Brian Bannister v. Clayton Richard in the finale of this momentous series.

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FIRST! (2 in a row)

Nothing from Nothing leads to... Your 2009 Kansas City Royals

by averagegatsby on Jul 5, 2009 1:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wimbledonw was incredible

by royalsreview on Jul 5, 2009 1:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

My son’s friend, who’s Roddick’s coach’s nephew, was here watching staying with us while his family’s in Europe.

And he of course put the final on. Before long we were all watching, even though normally we don’t follow tennis. Absolutely amazing match.

Son’s friend/coach’s nephew said he needs to take out his frustration on the XBox and retired to the other room. I believe animated characters are even now being slain.

by 2X2L on Jul 5, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I Still Think

Last year’s final was a better match, but it’s hard to say. Both were incredible. Oh well, we still have Joey Chestnut.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hillman Is Learning

Unless Jacobs is injured. The incredible shrinking Sporqie Bloomers still batting secondn though. We need Callaspo’s bat in the 8 hole so Maier can drive him home, I guess.

Chi White Sox
  AB R H RBI HR BB K SB LOB Season Avg
S. Podsednik lf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .312
A. Ramirez ss 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .275
J. Dye rf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .291
J. Thome dh 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .251
A.J. Pierzynski c 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .299
G. Beckham 3b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .275
C. Getz 2b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .244
J. Fields 1b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .234
D. Wise cf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .197
 Totals 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
 
 Kansas City
  AB R H RBI HR BB K SB LOB Season Avg
D. DeJesus lf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .248
W. Bloomquist ss 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .266
B. Butler 1b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .286
J. Guillen rf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .244
M. Teahen 3b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .289
M. Olivo c 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .249
B. Pena dh 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333
A. Callaspo 2b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .301
M. Maier cf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .228
 Totals 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
 
Chicago White Sox
  IP H R ER BB K HR WHIP Season ERA
C. Richard 0.0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.51 4.48
 
 Kansas City
  IP H R ER BB K HR WHIP Season ERA
B. Bannister 0.0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.30 3.93

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 1:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yes he is I was saying earlier how Pena should be our full time DH

No way Pena clears lefties

Anyone watching that HR he hit? And that swing. He would be a better DH than Jacobs no question.

Actually why don’t we send Jacobs to the minors? Oh yeah he’s our emotional leader forgot

by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 5, 2009 10:03 AM PDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

And Hillman DH’s him….WE WILL WIN TODAY!!!

by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 5, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 5, 2009 10:03 AM PDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by 2X2L on Jul 5, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

by 2X2L on Jul 5, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yesterday it was Monty Python ftw, but today’s non sequitur is self-referential. You gotta go with what got you there.

by 2X2L on Jul 5, 2009 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Callaspo

is clearly much too nervous and uncomfortable to hit in the 2nd slot.

Fuck This Team. Period.

The General Theory of Royaltivity

by kabrink on Jul 5, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes

that .509 OPS is stellar!

by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 5, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this momentous series

Sardonic, perhaps, but it’s a series of at least some moment: after Friday’s absolute downer, yesterday’s rally challenged the notion that 2009 was doomed to be the downfall of the new regime. Now it will take at least another extended stretch of bad play to restore it.

by 2X2L on Jul 5, 2009 1:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow, It's Actually

On WGN today; I get to watch in real time at work.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 1:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The K Looks

Great, but enough with the red hats already.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 2:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

MLB’s idea of celebrating Independence Day weekend.

by 2X2L on Jul 5, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seems Like Everyone

Is wearing them.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seems like a Russky ploy.

You’d better be on your guard today Phil.

by hunter s. royal on Jul 5, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm Not Scared

I still have my batshit tweeting Guv Sarah on guard duty until the 26th.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm sure you're heartbroken

about her impending departure. Still, probably a good time for her to seek out new ways to protect conservatism and fill her bank accounts.

by hunter s. royal on Jul 5, 2009 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

She's Suing Everyone

http://www.adn.com/palin/story/853746.html

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yep, the whole league

and they’re completely hideous on every team I’ve seen. I’m sure it works fine with the Angels and Reds though. Still a really stupid and ugly idea.

Fuck This Team. Period.

The General Theory of Royaltivity

by kabrink on Jul 5, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do the Jays wear a US flag?

They wear a Canadian one on Memorial day, and July 1st.

by kcbottom9th on Jul 5, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hmm

Yeah, don’t know about them. Canada really should be the 51st state anyway!

Fuck This Team. Period.

The General Theory of Royaltivity

by kabrink on Jul 5, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like this lineup alot

Just slide Gordon in at 2nd, bump Bloomquist to 9th and push Maier off a cliff

by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 5, 2009 2:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

awesome catching Miggy

Enough is Enough - Fire Trey Hillman

by BHWick on Jul 5, 2009 2:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The Shift Worked

That time.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 2:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think I'll go outside in our rare sun and not watch

If I don’t watch our chances of winning will increase from 0% to 17%.

Fuck This Team. Period.

The General Theory of Royaltivity

by kabrink on Jul 5, 2009 2:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i guess the theory is

is we start looking more like the cardinals then we might start hitting more like the cardinals

by KC Masterpiece on Jul 5, 2009 2:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice Popup, Bloomers

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 2:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

OK, I really am going outside

But, please, will someone keep track of all our weak-ass dribbly groundballs hit directly at infielders? I know it’s a tall task but I think we need to invent a new stat for all our girly-man players.

Fuck This Team. Period.

The General Theory of Royaltivity

by kabrink on Jul 5, 2009 2:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

They Are The

Yin to weakass grounders right at IF’ers’ yang.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice play callaspo

by royalsreview on Jul 5, 2009 2:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

so what is the consensus on beckham?

i know its early to judge him but what are people saying so far?

by KC Masterpiece on Jul 5, 2009 2:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I read awhile back on South Side Sox

that his LD rates were really good, even when he was semi-slumping to begin

by royalsreview on Jul 5, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hoagy Got A

Gun, and Hawk loves it. He once challenged Rocky Colavito to a distance throwing contest. Colavito threw it over the outfield wall from home; Hawk got it out of the infield.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 2:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

there is NO ONE at this game

by royalsreview on Jul 5, 2009 2:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and

NO ONE at this thread

by KC Masterpiece on Jul 5, 2009 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

our team, our town

by royalsreview on Jul 5, 2009 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm Here And

Watching on a 27" screen that’s about 4 feet away.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yea...

I feel kinda bad

I know my wife wanted to so something today, but then somewhere around 1 I said I wanted to watch the R’s game

by royalsreview on Jul 5, 2009 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm at work

watching on gamecast…. it’s sad but i envy you

by KC Masterpiece on Jul 5, 2009 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You Might Like

The 11,000’ volcano that I’m looking at.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd like to stay

but have to head back over to the Little League field to keep score and protect the young arms of America by counting pitches. Rally red hats.

by 2X2L on Jul 5, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yea...

really hate the red caps

by royalsreview on Jul 5, 2009 2:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

meh...

white sox appear to be hitting the ball hard, and he’s been wild: behind in counts, multiple WPs, etc

by royalsreview on Jul 5, 2009 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's Daytime Banny

So far.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Everyone at home

Watching the excitement of the All Star selection show.

by kcbottom9th on Jul 5, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You bet.

David Wells is such a professional.

by hunter s. royal on Jul 5, 2009 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BPJ IS A BUM!

Nothing from Nothing leads to... Your 2009 Kansas City Royals

by averagegatsby on Jul 5, 2009 2:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

useless information

i went to church with Lucas Harrel, pitcher who just got promoted to AAA in the white sox organization and on the 40 man roster

by KC Masterpiece on Jul 5, 2009 2:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that's cool

is he nice/cool/normal?

by royalsreview on Jul 5, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I really like Jim Thome

he’s been insanely consistent

by royalsreview on Jul 5, 2009 2:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Man I can't believe Seattle is better than their Royals

I wish we had their GM…King, Bedard, Washburn, now Morrow is pitching well

by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 5, 2009 2:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

stunningly

Hawk and Stone like the way the game was played 40 years ago better than today

by royalsreview on Jul 5, 2009 3:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Grit for MVP

And All Star starter

by Black and Gold on Jul 5, 2009 3:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Richard feels great shame now.

Letting the Spork bleed him for 11 pitches & a RBI.

by hunter s. royal on Jul 5, 2009 3:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

did we really just manufacture a run?

i don’t even believe it… we usually manufacture run’s as well as firestone manufactures tires

by KC Masterpiece on Jul 5, 2009 3:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No News There

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

RBI men

just need a streak.. just wait for it. when its bases loaded and three outs. i want his bat, and balls up there

We've got a problem... Well i'll go brew some java, thats a start

by kmacsm on Jul 5, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Still Better Than

Jacobs.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Balki Was Great

In the TV movie.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yea

really carried the whole thing, carried it

along with the chick who’s in every lifetime movie

by royalsreview on Jul 5, 2009 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dierdre Hall?

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I Don't Watch

Lifetime often enough. My late wife did for about 6 months after we first got satellite TV, then she realized it was stupid.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

my wife says she doesn't watch...

but then we’ll be flipping through, and she’ll end up saying she’s seen whatever they’re showing

by royalsreview on Jul 5, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stay fair, Stay fair.

We've got a problem... Well i'll go brew some java, thats a start

by kmacsm on Jul 5, 2009 3:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

this is old school banny

it seems like every ball the white sox is well hit

by royalsreview on Jul 5, 2009 3:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This is all a part of bannys plan

We've got a problem... Well i'll go brew some java, thats a start

by kmacsm on Jul 5, 2009 3:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Like The Leadoff

Doubles and foul HR’s.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

AJP Is The

Greatest baserunner ever.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 3:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

the fun thing about watching the 09 royals

is you’re never more than a minute without hearing about willie bloomquist

announcers LOVE this guy

by royalsreview on Jul 5, 2009 3:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He Knows How

To play the game; he’s just not very good at it.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahahahah

technically that could be said for all of us on this site

We've got a problem... Well i'll go brew some java, thats a start

by kmacsm on Jul 5, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did beckham even have 100 pa's in the minors?

We've got a problem... Well i'll go brew some java, thats a start

by kmacsm on Jul 5, 2009 3:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

63 at the end of last year

rest early this season

Sox were supposedly close to giving him the job out of ST, but I think decided not to to game his arb-clock

by royalsreview on Jul 5, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

2 Errors?

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

whats the rule on slides?

that play took place 4 feet from the bag

by royalsreview on Jul 5, 2009 3:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Sweet Royal defense.

And an earned run for Banny.

by hunter s. royal on Jul 5, 2009 3:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i don't feel too sorry for him

he’s not exactly pitched well

by royalsreview on Jul 5, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Banny Being Banny

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, starting almost inning letting

a runner get to third is not going to work out well.

by hunter s. royal on Jul 5, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice double teahen...

does he look sorta fat to anyone else?

by royalsreview on Jul 5, 2009 3:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

reference

my previous statement about manufacturing runs

by KC Masterpiece on Jul 5, 2009 3:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

These are not your older brother's royals

who just give up and die

These are hillmans heros

We've got a problem... Well i'll go brew some java, thats a start

by kmacsm on Jul 5, 2009 3:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i love Pena

man I hope Jacobs kills himself, maybe we can get back into the playoff race

by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 5, 2009 3:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That Advanced Teahen

Quite nicely. BPJ is a goner for sure.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 3:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Brayan on 22's

We've got a problem... Well i'll go brew some java, thats a start

by kmacsm on Jul 5, 2009 3:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

3-2

an even more hillarious RBI than St. Willie’s

by royalsreview on Jul 5, 2009 3:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BPJ The Dancing

Bear slides gracefully int 3B, the scores.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 3:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Royals blooping and stumbling

their way to the lead.

inspirational game

by hunter s. royal on Jul 5, 2009 3:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Playing The Game

The right way.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yea...

I feel like one of these teams must secretly be in the NL

by royalsreview on Jul 5, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How Many WAGBSAIF's

Is that now?

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 3:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Beeyootiful, DDJ!

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 3:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

More power hitting!

Crushing the will out of the Sox.

by hunter s. royal on Jul 5, 2009 3:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Crushing Their Won't,

Too. Did their pitcher really do anything wrong?

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No.

Ozzie must just be bored. Our RBI hits have traveled perhaps 250 feet total.

by hunter s. royal on Jul 5, 2009 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow...

another incredibly weak RBI single

luck is on the Royals side today

by royalsreview on Jul 5, 2009 3:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Chicks Dig The

Duck snort.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

the crowd of 15 K is ALIVE

I heard the K rumble on that last single

by royalsreview on Jul 5, 2009 3:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

you dont just walk in to the k

in mid-afternoon in july and expect to win

IT DOESNT HAPPEN

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by kmacsm on Jul 5, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WEEEEEE!!!!

Nothing from Nothing leads to... Your 2009 Kansas City Royals

by averagegatsby on Jul 5, 2009 3:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hawk Tearing into the starter

We've got a problem... Well i'll go brew some java, thats a start

by kmacsm on Jul 5, 2009 3:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

like chuck during tech games

We've got a problem... Well i'll go brew some java, thats a start

by kmacsm on Jul 5, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

One Can Hope

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Carrasco! We're Doomed!

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 3:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

how do we know he is who he says he is

or is that just his stage name

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by kmacsm on Jul 5, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You can't have it both ways

Complain about the OBP of the lineup, or complain about how fast they get out. :P

by Porcus on Jul 5, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fire Hillman

If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.

http://sonsofsamhorn.net/index.php?showforum=129

by Warden11 on Jul 5, 2009 3:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he's our Eric Wedge

inexplicably around forever

by royalsreview on Jul 5, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Helluva 55' Change

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 3:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

three years ago I would have been really annoyed with the All Star selections

but now I’ve just crossed the point of caring: the stupid thing is that it decides the WS home field

by royalsreview on Jul 5, 2009 3:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that's cool

the game is better than the NBA game and Probowl which are fucking jokes

by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 5, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and since most of the players think they are in it they shoudl try

Greinke should just throw 50 mile per hour curves and get shelled and then walk back to the dugout and give every player still in contention the bird

by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 5, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahahah that would rock

i could sit down and think about the all star game all day and still not really have an opinion

We've got a problem... Well i'll go brew some java, thats a start

by kmacsm on Jul 5, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm hoping for another extra inning game

That ends in a tie when we run out of pitchers

by kcbottom9th on Jul 5, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was hoping Soria would be selected

Then get injured. It’d be awesome again.

by Porcus on Jul 5, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ugh.

It’s too soon to be talking about That Which Is Too Boring To Be Named. Like talking about the ’12 elections now. It would just make me roll my eyes really hard.

by Porcus on Jul 5, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm more focused on 2016

they’re aleady campaigning in IOwa

by royalsreview on Jul 5, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Obama Will Win

In 2012 by acclamation; a combination canonization/coronation.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

IF Defensive Wizardry!

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 3:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

if banny can get out of this inning here

it would maybe mean he could g another inning

just build a bridge to Bale

by royalsreview on Jul 5, 2009 3:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Banny escapes again...

this is really the royals day

and i’ve learned more 1960s baseball slang with Hawk’s multiple “hang-whuffem” sayings

by royalsreview on Jul 5, 2009 3:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You Shoulda Heard

Dizzy Dean.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jose Guillen: Cleanup Hitter

yeah

Enough is Enough - Fire Trey Hillman

by BHWick on Jul 5, 2009 3:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

About the all star game

the only time i’ve gotten hardcore about voting was this year when it was between kinsler and pedroia.

and i fucking H.A.T.E pedroia

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by kmacsm on Jul 5, 2009 3:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Loser

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are You Talkin'

To me? Do you know who you’re talkin’ to?

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

no

no dishes = woman allthough i like to do them too

by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 5, 2009 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wise woman

The Royals have a chance to win – best to let you enjoy it and ride the good mood all day.

’course, if they blow it…

by Porcus on Jul 5, 2009 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

im watching the Nats and they are killing it today

this team is going to be real good if Strasburg is all that is hoped for. They have 4 good pitchers behind him in Lannan/Olsen/Zimmerman/Detwiler and 3 are lefties

by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 5, 2009 3:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That a boy

olivio

We've got a problem... Well i'll go brew some java, thats a start

by kmacsm on Jul 5, 2009 3:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wow

must be living right

by KC Masterpiece on Jul 5, 2009 3:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

So what. DDJ was playing anyway. Maier wasn’t.

by kcbottom9th on Jul 5, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well the grand plan if you can put it together

is dejesus in CF, Teahen in LF and Gordon at 3B

by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 5, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ahahhahaahaha

it’s a scarecrow

oh sorry KC i forgot your pro Crisp with his .311 OBP from 2006-2008. It’s not like Ram Ram is leading ALL Redsox pitchers in WHIP or anything.

by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 5, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

But your man Jose has the worst D in the Majors and can’t hit for shit.

So its a wash.

by kcbottom9th on Jul 5, 2009 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In his defense

I’d like to see him play when not needing surgery on both shoulders.

Maybe KC should have been aware of that when the trade was done in the first place; if not, I don’t think it was the worst idea at the time.

by Porcus on Jul 5, 2009 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Funny Haha Or

Funny peculiar?

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Food question-

I’m making mac and cheese and don’t have any milk to mix in. I’m going to try water. We’ll see how that goes.

If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.

http://sonsofsamhorn.net/index.php?showforum=129

by Warden11 on Jul 5, 2009 3:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

you should be fine

just don’t expect the same flavor, or consistency

We've got a problem... Well i'll go brew some java, thats a start

by kmacsm on Jul 5, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gin Goes Well

On cornflakes, so it’d probably be good in Mac’n’Cheese.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Use more butter instead.

The more calories the better.

by hunter s. royal on Jul 5, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jose Guillen the cleanup man

is 5 for 41 with 1 RBI since 6/24

Enough is Enough - Fire Trey Hillman

by BHWick on Jul 5, 2009 3:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He helps clean the field

Of defenders, sure 3rd out

by Chyladin on Jul 5, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

x

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by averagegatsby on Jul 5, 2009 4:01 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Bueno

We've got a problem... Well i'll go brew some java, thats a start

by kmacsm on Jul 5, 2009 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

6th Inning Banny

Reporting for duty.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 4:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Does banny go out there for the seventh?

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by kmacsm on Jul 5, 2009 4:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Farnsworth Now! Is

Thome up next inning?

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 4:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

How many times...

DRINK!

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by averagegatsby on Jul 5, 2009 4:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ever Notice How

Often a guy makes a great play then leads foo the next inning?

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 4:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Foo=Off

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Transposition Error; Very

Common on 10-key.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Must have given tickets away at the VFW

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by averagegatsby on Jul 5, 2009 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had tickets

but way too hungover to go to the K.

If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.

http://sonsofsamhorn.net/index.php?showforum=129

by Warden11 on Jul 5, 2009 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i know we give banny a lot of shit

i mean he doesn’t throw hard. he gets hit hard. he gives up walks. he has the blow up potential. But give the man credit, he has put up quality starts this year and his sub 4 era has keeped us in games

by KC Masterpiece on Jul 5, 2009 4:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Banny is my favorite player on the Rojas

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by averagegatsby on Jul 5, 2009 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow DDJ!

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by averagegatsby on Jul 5, 2009 4:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

where you going meat?

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by averagegatsby on Jul 5, 2009 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

good thing DDJ stole second

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by averagegatsby on Jul 5, 2009 4:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

so what happens when Gordon comes back

Maier and Bloomquist remain fixtures in the lineup??

that’s my vote

by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 5, 2009 4:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hopefully when Gordon comes back...

we put TPJ out to pasture

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by averagegatsby on Jul 5, 2009 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't think I've ever seen that before

runner thrown out stealing second by so far that he wasn’t even in the camera shot when the ball got to second base

by RoyalsFanInBillings on Jul 5, 2009 4:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I actually had time to think....

“Why did AJ throw to second, there’s no one stealing second base……….oh, wait, there he is.”

by RoyalsFanInBillings on Jul 5, 2009 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Outs don't matter in baseball.

We’ve got 27 of em! Plenty to waste!

by hunter s. royal on Jul 5, 2009 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

TPJ IS BACK

in the cleanup spot

Enough is Enough - Fire Trey Hillman

by BHWick on Jul 5, 2009 4:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

We Truly Are

A NL team.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jamey "Lead? What

Lead?" Wright. Yay!

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 4:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I believe the guy Hawk was talking about the the checking his swing technique

was Carl Furillo

who played from 1946-1960

helpful reference, for the 80 year olds with perfect memory who are watching

http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/f/furilca01.shtml

by royalsreview on Jul 5, 2009 4:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

don't get to say that too often with this team

If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.

http://sonsofsamhorn.net/index.php?showforum=129

by Warden11 on Jul 5, 2009 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I really hate God Bless America as a song

don’t know why we can;t mix it up with any other patriotic song from time to time

ohh wait, I do

by royalsreview on Jul 5, 2009 4:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

terrorist

If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.

http://sonsofsamhorn.net/index.php?showforum=129

by Warden11 on Jul 5, 2009 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Didn't It Come

From some cheesy vaudeville revue or some such?

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good Ole Wiki
Berlin originally wrote the song in 1918 while serving in the U.S. Army at Camp Upton in Yaphank, New York, but decided that it did not fit in a revue called Yip Yip Yaphank, so he set it aside. The lyrics at that time included the line, “Make her victorious on land and foam, God bless America…”1, as well as “Stand beside her and guide her, to the right with the light from above.”

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

irving berlin... 1918, revised in 1938

not sure were I got the GOP convention angle

by royalsreview on Jul 5, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTF

and TPJ is leading off the inning too

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by BHWick on Jul 5, 2009 4:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Double Switches Are

Hard, like Barbie’s math homework.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think it is cute

when TPJ holds a bat like a real player.

by Black and Gold on Jul 5, 2009 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

at least its 6-2

If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.

http://sonsofsamhorn.net/index.php?showforum=129

by Warden11 on Jul 5, 2009 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no

but cleveland is our bitch

by royalsreview on Jul 5, 2009 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In The Hearts

And minds of Royal fans everywhere, yes.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

4 for 44

TPJ may not get his 5th hit before his 50th AB

Enough is Enough - Fire Trey Hillman

by BHWick on Jul 5, 2009 4:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What are the chances of Olivo getting traded compared to getting an extension?

I’m guessing with our front office he will get a contract extension…fucking stupid.

by The #1 Bockel on Jul 5, 2009 4:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Building takes time.

If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.

http://sonsofsamhorn.net/index.php?showforum=129

by Warden11 on Jul 5, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But He's Trying

Hard, and that’s what counts.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Olivo robbed of the Olivo

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by averagegatsby on Jul 5, 2009 4:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

the rare and elusive sacrifice strike out

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by averagegatsby on Jul 5, 2009 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does That Count

As an AB?

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

He still struckout.

by kcbottom9th on Jul 5, 2009 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

gonna have to ask elias about that one

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by averagegatsby on Jul 5, 2009 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

if DM somehow demotes TPJ

Ryan is going to be out for the rest of the year with anxiety problems

Enough is Enough - Fire Trey Hillman

by BHWick on Jul 5, 2009 4:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Not Hip Enough?

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Farnsie Time!

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

With Thome Up.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lynn Farnsworth can only pitch to Thome

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by averagegatsby on Jul 5, 2009 4:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Only 2 Batters

Until Thome.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 4:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

arizona tent prisons disagree

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by averagegatsby on Jul 5, 2009 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does Gitmo Count?

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

or...

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by averagegatsby on Jul 5, 2009 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

too high

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by averagegatsby on Jul 5, 2009 4:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wright looked like he was heading straight to the dugout after that was hit.

If you were thinking, you wouldn't have thought that.

http://sonsofsamhorn.net/index.php?showforum=129

by Warden11 on Jul 5, 2009 4:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

so now Soria has a magical save situation

on a Sunday!

roto owners everywhere rejoice

by royalsreview on Jul 5, 2009 4:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that shift is BRILLIANT

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by BHWick on Jul 5, 2009 4:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nicely Played

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

GOBBLE

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by BHWick on Jul 5, 2009 4:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm Getting Kinda

Misty. Memories.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 4:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

anyone remember when gobble pitched a gem

around thanksgiving time and espn went crazy with the whole gobble/thanksgiving theme

by KC Masterpiece on Jul 5, 2009 4:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

How is that possible...

Thanksgiving is in November… World Series is in October

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by averagegatsby on Jul 5, 2009 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

very true

i guess it was just one of his first outing

by KC Masterpiece on Jul 5, 2009 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That Was Awesome

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Dotel Didn't Think

Soria threw hard enough to be a good closer; genius.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 4:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Billy Should Kill

This rally and rob Soria of a save.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 4:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

walk Butler, pitch to TPJ

you fools

Enough is Enough - Fire Trey Hillman

by BHWick on Jul 5, 2009 4:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Balls To The

Wall (backstop).

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 4:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jermaines Defense

held that inning together

We've got a problem... Well i'll go brew some java, thats a start

by kmacsm on Jul 5, 2009 4:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I Wonder What

Holds him together.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The idea of a closer

is gigantic waste of soria’s and many other pitchers talents

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by kmacsm on Jul 5, 2009 4:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

josh fields still

looks white trash to me

by royalsreview on Jul 5, 2009 4:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I freaking hate that kid who wears the "cape/towell"

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by averagegatsby on Jul 5, 2009 4:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I dont care what his name is...

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by averagegatsby on Jul 5, 2009 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

first chance I've had to see soria pitch in a long time

his curve looks different, like he’s throwing it harder with less break…doesn’t loop as much

by RoyalsFanInBillings on Jul 5, 2009 4:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Soria Needs To

Learn to pitch like Dotel.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 4:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that pitch was nasty

BALL GAME

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by kmacsm on Jul 5, 2009 5:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It Wasn't Fast

Enough to be effective; ask Octavio.

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by philofthenorth on Jul 5, 2009 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow!!

Just came back in to check. I was right. By not watching, I increased our chance to win. Amazing that 17% chance became 100% reality. Hopefully it was a “real win” – not just lucky because the Sox blew it or something. Although, doesn’t really matter, I’ll take anything on our new streak to achieve 60 wins.

Fuck This Team. Period.

The General Theory of Royaltivity

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