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Game 114 Open Thread - Royals (44-69) at Twins (55-58)

Kansas City Royals at Minnesota Twins, Aug 13, 2009 1:10 PM EDT


Gil Meche returns. Alex Gordon still hitting 8th.

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It’s game thread time!

by sterlingice on Aug 13, 2009 12:57 PM EDT reply actions  

lineup

Kansas City
   AB R H RBI HR BB K SB LOB Season Avg
D. DeJesus lf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .266
W. Bloomquist cf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .257
B. Butler 1b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .298
M. Jacobs dh 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .236
A. Callaspo 2b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .307
M. Teahen rf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .280
J. Buck c 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .222
A. Gordon 3b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .220
Y. Betancourt ss 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .237
 Totals 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

 Minnesota
   AB R H RBI HR BB K SB LOB Season Avg
D. Span cf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .297
O. Cabrera ss 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .286
J. Mauer dh 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .368
J. Morneau 1b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .300
J. Kubel lf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .305
M. Cuddyer rf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .273
J. Crede 3b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .239
M. Redmond c 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .264
N. Punto 2b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .202
 Totals 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

 Kansas City
   IP H R ER BB K HR WHIP Season ERA
G. Meche 0.0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.50 4.50

 Minnesota
   IP H R ER BB K HR WHIP Season ERA
C. Pavano 0.0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.34 5.09

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by BHWick on Aug 13, 2009 12:58 PM EDT reply actions  

lineup v RHP Pavano

LRRLLLRLR

LHB Josh Anderson benched again against a RHP? What the fuck?

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by BHWick on Aug 13, 2009 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

bloomy in cf

why? They have several guys who can play a competent CF but no, Bloomquist must play every day!

by swing and a miss on Aug 13, 2009 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

GLOADQUIST MUST PLAY CENTER

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by BHWick on Aug 13, 2009 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

It sure was nice of Trey to let us all know,

he won’t let meche go more than 90-100 pitches after coming back from an injury due to throwing 100+ pitches. Sure is a nice guy.

"Does this furniture polish have alcohol in it?" ... "mmm, tastes like i might die."

by cfizzle on Aug 13, 2009 1:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Callaspo still 5th

I guess the medical staff has really convinced Trey that ’Bert is allergic to the clean up spot

When super delayed gratification meets with underachieving veteran they laugh at the Royals, just a hypothesis though

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Aug 13, 2009 1:01 PM EDT reply actions  

your name is so long that it takes up to lines for names on the new comment updater.

"Does this furniture polish have alcohol in it?" ... "mmm, tastes like i might die."

by cfizzle on Aug 13, 2009 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

two, even.

"Does this furniture polish have alcohol in it?" ... "mmm, tastes like i might die."

by cfizzle on Aug 13, 2009 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

what is the new comment updater, of which you speak?

I believe I am missing out.

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by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Aug 13, 2009 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, yeah the little pop up.

I guess my name is so long here because I am overcompensating for something else. My lack of a cool car.

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by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Aug 13, 2009 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

BTW

Doug Waechter ended his stint on the abled list today to make room for Meche

So far..

5 games, 5 1/3 IP, 5 runs given up, 2 HR, 3 walks, 3 strikeouts, $640K salary for this year

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by BHWick on Aug 13, 2009 1:05 PM EDT reply actions  

will we win?

i eagerly await the result of today’s baseball contest.

where i'm "day-to-day" but i won't play again happens!

by blue bandwagon on Aug 13, 2009 1:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Woo DDJ!

leadoff triple!

Phase 1: Assemble expensive, below average players
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro

by ratherfantastic on Aug 13, 2009 1:12 PM EDT reply actions  

DDJ on 3rd for Willie Bloomquist

UH OH

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by BHWick on Aug 13, 2009 1:12 PM EDT reply actions  

RBI

another 5 starts for Willie against RHP

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by BHWick on Aug 13, 2009 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

this week

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Productive out

Phase 1: Assemble expensive, below average players
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro

by ratherfantastic on Aug 13, 2009 1:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Billy certainly has cooled down

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Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro

by ratherfantastic on Aug 13, 2009 1:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Strike 2 was a fucking ball

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Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro

by ratherfantastic on Aug 13, 2009 1:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Lineup looks a little better

Anyone but Teahan in the cleanup spot is alright by me. Still rather see Pena behind the plate.

by LaFLamme on Aug 13, 2009 1:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Despite the 1-run lead by KC,

ESPN Gamecast has Minnesota with a 52% chance of winning

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by benfunke on Aug 13, 2009 1:21 PM EDT reply actions  

1 pitch one out

yay Gil!

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Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
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by ratherfantastic on Aug 13, 2009 1:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Meche fb @ 90 mph

I'm sure he was perfectly ready to come off the DL

by swing and a miss on Aug 13, 2009 1:22 PM EDT reply actions  

tie game

Phase 1: Assemble expensive, below average players
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro

by ratherfantastic on Aug 13, 2009 1:23 PM EDT reply actions  

what happened on that "double"?

on gamecast it looked like a shallow fly ball

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by benfunke on Aug 13, 2009 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't know

I’m on gameday. Didn’t say anything about errors

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Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
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by ratherfantastic on Aug 13, 2009 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe St. Willie dove for the ball

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Aug 13, 2009 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's what i was thinking

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by benfunke on Aug 13, 2009 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

bloomquist was playing towards left center

and the ball was hit towards right center and almost rolled to the wall

by swing and a miss on Aug 13, 2009 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

We can allow Gil a first inning wobble

because he’s been out so long. After that though, we want near perfection.

by LaFLamme on Aug 13, 2009 1:23 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCKING STRIKE!

This ump sucks

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Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
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by ratherfantastic on Aug 13, 2009 1:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I was about to say the same thing!

Right down the middle – BALL!!!

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by aHorseWithNoName on Aug 13, 2009 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

keeping us from the pennant...

jerk.

where i'm "day-to-day" but i won't play again happens!

by blue bandwagon on Aug 13, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy God!

1 pitch 1 out again! Gil has been reborn!

Phase 1: Assemble expensive, below average players
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro

by ratherfantastic on Aug 13, 2009 1:32 PM EDT reply actions  

These teams are in a hurry.

Extremis malis extrema Soria.

by 2X2L on Aug 13, 2009 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

The new and improoved Gil Meche

a model of efficiency !!

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by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Aug 13, 2009 1:33 PM EDT reply actions  

or *improved even, I suppose two O’s don’t make a right

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by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Aug 13, 2009 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

How many games against the Twins do we have left?

I think we could help get Mauer’s BA to .400

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Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro

by ratherfantastic on Aug 13, 2009 1:34 PM EDT reply actions  

6 pitch inning?

It’s like he is a different pitcher. I like it!

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Aug 13, 2009 1:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Hello; Early Game

I just woke up.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 1:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Morning baseball

is one of the great things in life, in my opinion.

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by 2X2L on Aug 13, 2009 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Manly, Yes, But

I like it, too!

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

No Royals TV

Today on mlb.tv.

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 1:37 PM EDT reply actions  

But This Is

The intertubes.

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotta listen to the Twins broadcasters

I’ve heard worse, though. At least it’s not the Hawk in Chicago.

by LaFLamme on Aug 13, 2009 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gordo will go yardo here

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Aug 13, 2009 1:37 PM EDT reply actions  

This home plate umpire

is just guessing.

Extremis malis extrema Soria.

by 2X2L on Aug 13, 2009 1:40 PM EDT reply actions  

And

so is DDJ, apparently.

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by 2X2L on Aug 13, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

no sac bunt by YBJ?

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Aug 13, 2009 1:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Yuni is a better hitter than TPJ.

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by cfizzle on Aug 13, 2009 1:41 PM EDT reply actions  

So Is My

Dog. She doesn’t pitch for shit, though.

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

She Has Great

Range but not a good arm.

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

how is her lateral movement?

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by buddyball on Aug 13, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Excellent

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also known to cover a lot of ground

in the presence of moose, IIRC.

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by 2X2L on Aug 13, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

A Moose Or

Two on the field would make for an interesting game.

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Extremis malis extrema Soria.

by 2X2L on Aug 13, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

DDJ Should Have

Bunted.

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 1:43 PM EDT reply actions  

oh crap, David

at least move the runners

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by buddyball on Aug 13, 2009 1:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank God Bloomers

Is up now.

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 1:44 PM EDT reply actions  

he will know just what to do

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by buddyball on Aug 13, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

He Did

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

New rule

We only bunt against Seattle.

by LaFLamme on Aug 13, 2009 1:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Ahhhhhhhhh!

Thought that Billy blast was gone.

by LaFLamme on Aug 13, 2009 1:46 PM EDT reply actions  

How The Hell

Did Bloomers get held at 3B?

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 1:46 PM EDT reply actions  

The Windmill has a bit of bursitus in his shoulder

Surgeon General Schwartz recommended some rest

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by buddyball on Aug 13, 2009 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

The newest addition to the DL, is Windmills arm!!

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by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Aug 13, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

BTW

anybody who uses the “We have to do speed and defense because we don’t have a big offense” is unleashing a logical fallacy. We have the worst offense in the AL and you will not win with that.

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by BHWick on Aug 13, 2009 1:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Jakers Productive Out!

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 1:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Trading outs for baserunner movement elicits high praise from Ryan on the radio.

Extremis malis extrema Soria.

by 2X2L on Aug 13, 2009 1:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Their playing the game the right way

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by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Aug 13, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh yeah, right, They're

well it’s their play, that gets them there

crap, freaken English language anyway

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by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Aug 13, 2009 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Right Way

To play.

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bert, Bert, Bert, Bert

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Aug 13, 2009 1:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Jacobs!

10 for 22 for August

4 more hits and Jacobs eclipses his June total. He already has eclipsed his July total

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by BHWick on Aug 13, 2009 1:49 PM EDT reply actions  

so, are you saying that he is ecliptic?

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by buddyball on Aug 13, 2009 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's a rollercoaster

his only problem is that his annual slump went for 2 months

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by BHWick on Aug 13, 2009 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bert struck out?

The Perseids must have been in his eyes.

by LaFLamme on Aug 13, 2009 1:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow

an unproductive out from the Twins? What’s going on here???

Tension is the enemy. - Charlie Lau

by aHorseWithNoName on Aug 13, 2009 1:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Ryan implies

that the Twins have hit too many home runs this year to find ways to score.

Can we move him back to the TV booth, even though there’s no TV today?

Extremis malis extrema Soria.

by 2X2L on Aug 13, 2009 1:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Twins runs scored per game 2009 – 4.97

Twins runs scored per game 2008 – 5.09

Twins runs allowed per game 2009 – 4.91

Twins runs allowed per game 2008 – 4.57

Ryan quickly hones in on the failure of the offense to move runners as the reason the Twins aren’t winning as much.

Extremis malis extrema Soria.

by 2X2L on Aug 13, 2009 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

they don't bunt enough

heh, heh, heh, heh, heh,…

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by buddyball on Aug 13, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

especially because there is no TV today

this argument about home runs is moronic

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Aug 13, 2009 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Teahan made Pavano throw a lot of pitches

which is more than I’ve come to expect of him.

by LaFLamme on Aug 13, 2009 2:06 PM EDT reply actions  

14 pitches to Teahen

Anybody on the Royals see more pitches in a single AB this year?

Extremis malis extrema Soria.

by 2X2L on Aug 13, 2009 2:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Epic Battle

It ended with an out – but Mark saw 14 pitches. 14 Pitches!!!

Tension is the enemy. - Charlie Lau

by aHorseWithNoName on Aug 13, 2009 2:07 PM EDT reply actions  

AGOR POWER

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by 2X2L on Aug 13, 2009 2:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Alex

Looks good going the opposite way, too.

by LaFLamme on Aug 13, 2009 2:09 PM EDT reply actions  

YES!!!

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by aHorseWithNoName on Aug 13, 2009 2:09 PM EDT reply actions  

So, Gordon will be benched tomorrow?

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by BHWick on Aug 13, 2009 2:09 PM EDT reply actions  

artificial turf, you know

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Aug 13, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's the Gordon I want to remember

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by buddyball on Aug 13, 2009 2:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Can't answer that

without looking him in the eyes.

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by 2X2L on Aug 13, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hersheiser Threw 169

One time and anyone who can’t is a pussy.

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meche is on pace for 102 pitches over 9 innings

so.. he’s pulled in the 6th with 75 pitches and the pen blows it

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by BHWick on Aug 13, 2009 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, because Trey set a limit, that will be it

even if it is in the middle of an at bat

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by buddyball on Aug 13, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are Kubel And

Cuddyer the same person?

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 2:11 PM EDT reply actions  

right hand, left hand.

"Does this furniture polish have alcohol in it?" ... "mmm, tastes like i might die."

by cfizzle on Aug 13, 2009 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Switch Hitter

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

plays for both teams...

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by cfizzle on Aug 13, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

You mean Cubel

or Kuddyer?

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by 2X2L on Aug 13, 2009 2:12 PM EDT reply actions  

REPLY FAIL

it happens to everyone

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by 2X2L on Aug 13, 2009 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe you have high blood pressure too

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Aug 13, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

My doctor doesn’t recommend it. Reply arrhythmia.

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by 2X2L on Aug 13, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Then That

Happened.

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 2:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Weirdly efficient Meche

at this rate, he’s going to pitch a complete game, then have to do a side session after

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 2:15 PM EDT reply actions  

the Twinkies want this game over more than we do

very odd

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Aug 13, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did CLE cut Pavano, or trade him?

Despite the ERA, he’s actually been pretty good

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 2:16 PM EDT reply actions  

There Is A

Negro Museum in KC.

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 2:17 PM EDT reply actions  

You know, other than Bloomquist

this group of starters and positions actually makes sense — Butler at 1B, Jacobs at Dh vs. RHP, Teahen in RF.

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 2:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Callaspo should be hitting second

Jacobs 3rd, Butler 4th, Teahen or Gordon 5th (long-term Gordon, whenever he gets his feet under him again)

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

YBJ leadoff?

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by buddyball on Aug 13, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just assumed...

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't complain

Olivo is not batting cleanup

Go Royals!

by BabyBlues on Aug 13, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

He Obviously Drew

Names out of a hat.

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

who do you put in center

Anderson or Maier?

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by BHWick on Aug 13, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

maier.. better ... bat?

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by cfizzle on Aug 13, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Personally, I say MITCH

but he’s entered the weird John Buck Zone for me, where I inexplicably like him, so I can’t be trusted. Although I do think he’s better.

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got to that point with Shane Costa at some point

But I think they’re basically the same person. If Chris Lubasnki ever got up, I’d probably feel the same after he had played “1-29’er of the Year” for 2 years.

Hell, has anyone seen all 3 in the same room at once?

by sterlingice on Aug 13, 2009 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoever Is On

The postgame was going on yesterday about starting Anderson in CF because we “need to find out what we have”, but he also thought Jacobs should have started yesterday because he’s hot.

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe Crede: one of the most underrated FA signings of the past offseason

If MIN still had Bartlett and Garza, they would be forced to start defensive stud Gomez in CF, and might actually be winning the division.

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 2:20 PM EDT reply actions  

I kindof like Ryan's long, winding story there

He’s practicing to be “old baseball man” in about 30 years.

“We can’t bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell ‘em stories that don’t go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel. And in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. “Gimme 5 bees for a quarter” you’d say. Now, where were we? Oh yeah, the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions, because of the war. The only ones you could get were those big yellow ones…"

(might not be perfectly copied- SNPP didn’t have the transcript of that conversation so I had to google it)

by sterlingice on Aug 13, 2009 2:21 PM EDT reply actions  

My Mother's Little

Sister just died at 89 years old; she never finished the first story she started to tell.

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pavano Is A

Mercenary now. I really didn’t know he was in Minnesota.

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 2:25 PM EDT reply actions  

The Twins Booth

Briefly had him at 23 years old, too.

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

North Country magic

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by buddyball on Aug 13, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ryan says

you can fast forward to the 8th inning with MLB.tv.

No thanks. It’s the Royals.

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by 2X2L on Aug 13, 2009 2:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Can we fast forward

past the eighth inning and skip it altogether?

by LaFLamme on Aug 13, 2009 2:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't Get Too

Excited, guys, it was Butler running.

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 2:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, crap

How many more pitches does Gil have?

by sterlingice on Aug 13, 2009 2:39 PM EDT reply actions  

17-27

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by buddyball on Aug 13, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Son of a...

The walk of Span was deadly.

by LaFLamme on Aug 13, 2009 2:39 PM EDT reply actions  

And

The wheels just came off…..

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by aHorseWithNoName on Aug 13, 2009 2:39 PM EDT reply actions  

89 MPH Heat

Is Jamey ready?

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 2:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Remember what I said about Gil Meche's control

Yeah.. about that

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by BHWick on Aug 13, 2009 2:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Warm up Chen

No, wait! Mahay. No wait!

by LaFLamme on Aug 13, 2009 2:41 PM EDT reply actions  

There Are No

Outs left in Gil.

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 2:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Get out of this inning

and score three in the sixth. We’ll suck the momentum right of their bats and spit it back at them.

by LaFLamme on Aug 13, 2009 2:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Phew...

That was close. Enjoy your shower, Gil. Your day is done.

by sterlingice on Aug 13, 2009 2:44 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope so

Yet, would anyone be shocked if Trey sends him back out there?

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by aHorseWithNoName on Aug 13, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sure..

the bullpen can hold a one run lead for a measly four innings

Go Royals!

by BabyBlues on Aug 13, 2009 2:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Tejeda actually has been pretty good this season

as long as they get him in there at the beginning of an inning, not after Wright/Mahay let 2-3 guys on

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, He's Pretty

Good at cleaning up his own messes, other guys’, not so much.

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sometimes

I hate interesting games….

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by aHorseWithNoName on Aug 13, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Any bets on the date, size, and length of the BLoomquist extension?

Choose your superfluous veteran position players/stopgaps:

Baird: Brown, Ibanez, Grudz, Dougie

Moore: Bloomquist, Gload, Freel, Betancourt

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

player-manager

It’s really stunning that Mark Grudzielaniek, even at his age, only got a short minor-league deal, yet Bloomquist got two years

Grudz is way old, but it’s stunning — given his playing time, he was above average every season 2003-2008. It wouldn’t have lasted, but some team couldn’t have used him as even a platoon guy/utility infielder?

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grudz

another Royal who had the odd distinction of being oddly underappreciated by the fanbase overvalued (that is, not traded while he had value) by the management. Cf. Teahen, Mark; DeJesus, David.

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

83 pitches

29 balls
41 strikes
13 in-play outs

2 K and 2 outs

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by BHWick on Aug 13, 2009 2:50 PM EDT reply actions  

So, uh, I haven't collected baseball cards in a while

I grab a pack once a year or so just to see what they look like but that’s it. However, I see this news in my inbox this morning from Beckett: “Topps Lands MLB Exclusive for 2010”. Apparently, Upper Deck has NHL and Panini America- a relative newcomer in the US market but big in Europe- has the NBA. So, 3 of the 4 big sports have exclusivity contracts for 2010. To further complicate matters, Upper Deck has an MLBPA license for next year, just not MLB so we might see something like “Billy Butler, Kansas City” (no Royals).

Doesn’t sound like good news for the trading card industry. Then again, Upper Deck kindof started this arms race in the late 80s so maybe that’s just coming home to roost.

by sterlingice on Aug 13, 2009 2:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Teahan

did his best to hit into a DP. Another fine, fine afternoon for him.

by LaFLamme on Aug 13, 2009 2:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Yay

Tejada in. Let’s hope that the “right” decision pays off this time.

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by aHorseWithNoName on Aug 13, 2009 2:54 PM EDT reply actions  

err

make that “Tejeda”…..

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by aHorseWithNoName on Aug 13, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Remember that recent game?

Where Tejada walked the first two? Yeah.

by LaFLamme on Aug 13, 2009 2:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Here it comes

leadoff walks lead to disaster.

by stram#1 on Aug 13, 2009 2:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Yu-Bet To The

Mound; that must be good.

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 2:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow

didn’t see that coming. Hillman mans up.

by stram#1 on Aug 13, 2009 2:57 PM EDT reply actions  

This Will End

Well.

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 2:58 PM EDT reply actions  

wow, talk about a small sample size

that should go over well in the clubhouse

this better work…. other than Soria, Tejeda’s about the only above average reliever on the ROyals this season (unless you think that Farnsworth was going to keep it up)

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 2:59 PM EDT reply actions  

wasn't paying attention

is Jamey coming in for his 100th game of the year?

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by BHWick on Aug 13, 2009 2:59 PM EDT reply actions  

He Has Pitched

In 5 more games than we have played.

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you were an opposing manager

Would you argue if you saw Wright coming back into the game for a second time? Just pretend you didn’t see it and tee off ;)

by sterlingice on Aug 13, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Wright

obviously looking for a groundball sinker.

by LaFLamme on Aug 13, 2009 3:00 PM EDT reply actions  

yep, it's Jamey Wright

only 46 of 113 games. Only on pace for 66 games

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by BHWick on Aug 13, 2009 3:01 PM EDT reply actions  

A Bunting Situation!

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 3:01 PM EDT reply actions  

That's Not Fair

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 3:03 PM EDT reply actions  

thanks Twins.

for playing that the right way.

Go Royals!

by BabyBlues on Aug 13, 2009 3:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Ha!

Punto’s in trouuuuuuble…

by LaFLamme on Aug 13, 2009 3:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Gardy Strategery

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 3:03 PM EDT reply actions  

top 100 nude scenes of all time

http://www.mrskin.com/top100

safe for work even!

well kinda… not the greatest url to show up

by Freneau on Aug 13, 2009 3:03 PM EDT reply actions  

You've got to be kidding me

What a bunch of friggin losers we have in our bullpen. A glimpse at getting out of it and he can’t throw a strike.

by LaFLamme on Aug 13, 2009 3:05 PM EDT reply actions  

THANK GOODNESS THEY GOT TEJEDA OUT OF THERE

THIS WILL SURELY SHOW THE CLUBHOUSE TREY IS BOSS

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 3:06 PM EDT reply actions  

At Least We're

Making them earn it.

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 3:06 PM EDT reply actions  

He got

the groundball.

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by 2X2L on Aug 13, 2009 3:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Three walks and they couldn't score!!

I just pulled a muscle leaping out of my chair.

by LaFLamme on Aug 13, 2009 3:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Unfortunately, Trey Thinks

His strategy worked.

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 3:07 PM EDT reply actions  

DF would have loved Robert Ford's talk last night

about how drawing walks in the minor leagues doesn’t mean much since minor league pitchers are wild and hitters need to now how to hit balls in the strikezone in the majors

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by BHWick on Aug 13, 2009 3:08 PM EDT reply actions  

sorry... not a KC res

who is Robert Ford?

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

610 postgame guy

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by BHWick on Aug 13, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was on another Kila Kaaihue convo

about how Kaaihue “can’t handle the fastball”

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by BHWick on Aug 13, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I take it he's a genius?

Because lord knows the Royals don’t have enough guys who can hit a straighball

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

So He's The

Idiot who thinks Anderson should be in CF every day and Jacobs should have played yesterday because he’s hot.

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would pay money to see Jacobs up against Lirano

why watch sitcoms?

Also, re: “gotta see what we have”

Anderson: 471 major league PAs

MITCH: 304

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

um, wasn't that ball 2?

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 3:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I predict radio show hosts/callers bitching about Gordon taking that K

after all, the homer came with the Royals “comfortably” ahead

I guess our only hope is for Gordon to score with some washed-up actress

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently the offense

is comfortable with the one run lead.

by LaFLamme on Aug 13, 2009 3:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I Think We

Can get Pavano through 8.

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 3:12 PM EDT reply actions  

DDJ is a cancer

sure, he’s basically the only good defender on the team but I want the man dead

by Freneau on Aug 13, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Walk DDJ To

Get to Bloomers with 2 down; not a bad idea.

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 3:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I realize umps make mistakes

so I’m not going to throw a fit, but it’s not going to make it any easier for Alex to learn the strike zone when he gets called out after taking 4 (true) balls in a row.

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 3:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Ya Think If

We put Buck in a #8 and sent him up anyone would know?

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 3:16 PM EDT reply actions  

shades of my LeCroy/Stairs plan

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would say

it’s probably a small group

very small

by Freneau on Aug 13, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're All Here

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

if he played the game the right way

all of America would know

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by buddyball on Aug 13, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow, that makes me feel sorry for Redmond

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

for normal basestealers

that’s a good move, given the situation (up by 1, crappy hitter at the plate)… but given that it’s DDJ…

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bloomers Swings At

Ball 3, and it wasn’t close.

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 3:18 PM EDT reply actions  

The 2-1 Pitch

Was a foot outside and ankle high. So was the 3-2.

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

They Looked Like

The same pitch.

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sporqie Saw One

Strike, maybe, and managed to K.

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 3:19 PM EDT reply actions  

BLOMQUIST

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

do you really think the Glasses are smart enough to hire LaCava or someone else good?

believe me, i want Dayton gone, but we’ll probably end up with Chuck LaMar as his replacement

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bloomquist - Milquetoast - Bloomtoast?

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by buddyball on Aug 13, 2009 3:22 PM EDT reply actions  

you can't get to last place without them

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by benfunke on Aug 13, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jamey Is So

Much better than Tejeda.

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 3:24 PM EDT reply actions  

he pitches the Wright way

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by buddyball on Aug 13, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

We must move past Bloomquist's K

and start getting the hate on for Jamey Wright’s apparent astigmatism.
Wait! Bale’s coming in! This gets worse!

by LaFLamme on Aug 13, 2009 3:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Tejeda's gotta be gone, right?

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 3:24 PM EDT reply actions  

which is bullshit, of course

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

He Threw 6

Balls with no one out and was pulled for Jamey.

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I need a partition

and an assessory. Who’m I gonna call?

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by 2X2L on Aug 13, 2009 3:26 PM EDT reply actions  

John Bale?


OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT

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by BHWick on Aug 13, 2009 3:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Elizabeth! I'm coming to see you!

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by buddyball on Aug 13, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know our LH relievers aren't all that good,

but honestly, with Mauer/Morneau/Kubel due up, why wouldn’t you at least give yourself the platoon advantage for these 3 hitters? You know Gardner won’t pinch hit for any of them; then you can go to Colon for Cuddyer and Crede, or Soria if the lefty you bring in gets them out 1-2-3.

Hillman simply does not believe in the platoon advantage. It’s the only explanation, and once we have some talent in place, it’s going to become EVEN MORE GLARINGLY OBVIOUS, as his bullpen mismanagement costs us game after game.

Give me LaRussa and his overmanaging ANY DAY over this idiot.

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by loyal2sdad on Aug 13, 2009 3:28 PM EDT reply actions  

yup
Give me LaRussa and his overmanaging ANY DAY over this idiot.

Isn’t it a sad day in Royals-land when we’d clearly be better off with Tony LaRussa and Kenny Williams in charge?

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ryan gave the backstory

Mauer’s 3-7 against Bale, 0-2 against Wright. So clearly he stayed with the superior match-up. Significant sample size, that.

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by 2X2L on Aug 13, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still have some faith in Bale

but against Morneau… yikes

at least Trey is showing some familiarity with that new “platoon” concept all the kids are talking about

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 3:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Bale is going to pitch to a RHB

and blow it all. Check his line against RHB

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by BHWick on Aug 13, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Talent

does not require execution.

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by 2X2L on Aug 13, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Twins Booth

Said it was a lazy tag; burn them!

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

what happened on that play?

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by buddyball on Aug 13, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Runner on first, grounder to BBut. He steps on the bag, his throw to second beats the runner. The tag was

late.

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by 2X2L on Aug 13, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know

we wouldn’t be having this Maier/Anderson discussion if Maier was optioned and Freel was kept. Just saying.

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by BHWick on Aug 13, 2009 3:28 PM EDT reply actions  

he's not old enough

just like Brayan Pena… who is only 27… won’t be ready to start for another 2 years.

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

With Age Comes

???????

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maier went ice cold in June

kind of makes it hard to keep your job regularly then

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by BHWick on Aug 13, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

see Mike Jacobs...

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by buddyball on Aug 13, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

true

given what we know about the organization, they can’t be expected to understand “sample size”

in any case…

MITCH Sr. in June: .100/.250/.100
MITCH III in June: .209/.209/.286
MITCH: .194/.265/..274

WHAT A SERIES OF JUNE-BASED UPGRADES!

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dear Trey

Michael Cuddyer cannot play defense or hit RHP. All he does is smoke lefties.

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 3:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy crap

Bale got a RHB out!

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by BHWick on Aug 13, 2009 3:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Cuddyer OPS vs lefties this year:

970 something

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by loyal2sdad on Aug 13, 2009 3:31 PM EDT reply actions  

just because it worked

DOES NOT make it the smart play by Hillman

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by loyal2sdad on Aug 13, 2009 3:32 PM EDT reply actions  

smoking crack doesn't always kill you

therefore smoking crack is a good decision

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by BHWick on Aug 13, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, Yeah

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Blind Pig

Gloats over his acorn in the dugout.

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

How have they failed to score since the 5th?

I’m not really sure I’m witnessing this.

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by 2X2L on Aug 13, 2009 3:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Sheer Incompetence

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

could he have made second if he were running hard?

not that there is such a thing for Baconator

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by benfunke on Aug 13, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Baggie Shot Single

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 3:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Anderson pinch running for Butler

Anderson to RF, Teahen to 1B

DEFENSIVE SWITCH TIME

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by BHWick on Aug 13, 2009 3:35 PM EDT reply actions  

yay dumbass pinch running maneuvers

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

the Bus welcomes Jose into the game

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by buddyball on Aug 13, 2009 3:35 PM EDT reply actions  

6 out save time?

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by BHWick on Aug 13, 2009 3:36 PM EDT reply actions  

This Team Can

Afford to lose their best bat.

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 3:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Weekly outing.

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by 2X2L on Aug 13, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

no matter

Jake is going yard here

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by buddyball on Aug 13, 2009 3:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Alright Ford

Let’s see how your boy does here

by XBic on Aug 13, 2009 3:37 PM EDT reply actions  

1 run lead, 1 Jacobs RBI

he has already won this game for us

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by BHWick on Aug 13, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Strategery Is

Blinding. I’d love to see Trey in the NL. Right now.

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 3:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Stragedy?

Extremis malis extrema Soria.

by 2X2L on Aug 13, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

shouldn't anderson be running?

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by benfunke on Aug 13, 2009 3:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Hit And Run!

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

for Jacobs it would be

Swing And Run

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by benfunke on Aug 13, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Another great thing about the PR

all Mike Jacobs does, pretty much, is hit FBs and HRs… what’s the point of having speed in from of him?

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(when he hits)

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Speed

inspires.

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by 2X2L on Aug 13, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

They Missed The

K/throw out chance there.

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anderson is such a great pinch runner

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by BHWick on Aug 13, 2009 3:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Butler Would Have

Been out by a lot more.

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Real impressed

with Anderson’s baserunning so far.

by LaFLamme on Aug 13, 2009 3:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Baggiedouble. That’s one base in Calvinball.

Extremis malis extrema Soria.

by 2X2L on Aug 13, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or

Butlerball.

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by 2X2L on Aug 13, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just think

If Anderson were Butler’s ghost runner, it would have been

by sterlingice on Aug 13, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pinch hit for Teahan

for chrissakes. Anybody. Mitch Maier, Brayan Pena, someone from our Little League affiliate.

by LaFLamme on Aug 13, 2009 3:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Now Let's See

What takes the field; comedy gold.

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 3:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Trey loves to take out his hitters in late innings

I’m not sure this move makes us stronger defensively

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by buddyball on Aug 13, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Soria!

We COULD actually win this game!

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by aHorseWithNoName on Aug 13, 2009 3:44 PM EDT reply actions  

6 out Soria save

yeah, Trey has 0 faith in this pen

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by BHWick on Aug 13, 2009 3:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Who Is That

Masked man?

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 3:44 PM EDT reply actions  

or ?

You decide.

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by 2X2L on Aug 13, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Zorro Would Be

A good nickname, no?

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, that would be a good one. In fact I’d like it if Zorro puts up another zero in the 9th.

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by 2X2L on Aug 13, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hillman is learning, I think

Soria coming in in the 8th inning = Hillman now clearly smarter than Moore

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Just in time to get fired

Hopefully the successor will have learned from Hillman and Bell.

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by cmkeller on Aug 13, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

You think Terry Pendleton watches the Royals?

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

what makes you ask that question, Dad?

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by buddyball on Aug 13, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

For some reason I like Mike Redmond

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 3:45 PM EDT reply actions  

He's Not Buck

Or Olivo.

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Buck

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So Do I

Just sayin’…….

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like that he made an out

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by buddyball on Aug 13, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Twinky Booth Has

Conceded this inning, saying the top of the order will be up in the 9th.

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 3:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously, this is what should be happening no matter who the setup guys are

Soria needs to come in for a two-inning save whenever the Royals are up by 1 or 2, maybe even 3.

One inning saves up 3 are a waste of time. This is the best use of him.

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 3:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Pinch hitting for Nick Punto?

Are they nuts?

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by buddyball on Aug 13, 2009 3:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Harris? Yes.

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

32,000 for a day game in that Dome?

WTF? must be nothing else happening in Minneapolis today

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by BHWick on Aug 13, 2009 3:49 PM EDT reply actions  

That Was Close

Now Span takes it deep and the cycle is complete.

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 3:50 PM EDT reply actions  

crap - I was hoping for a 10 pitch inning

now Trey won’t pitch him for another week

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by buddyball on Aug 13, 2009 3:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Ahhhhhh...

Little insurance now? Please?

by LaFLamme on Aug 13, 2009 3:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Where is the Rally Cat?

To help them score more runz?

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by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Aug 13, 2009 3:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Back In KC

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why didn't they bring it?

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by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Aug 13, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cats Don't Travel

Well.

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm rooting for bases loaded, 2 outs this inning,

and Butler up.

OOPS!

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by loyal2sdad on Aug 13, 2009 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Butler, Anderson, What's

The difference?

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

one was AL player of the week

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by ratherfantastic on Aug 13, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anderson? Really?

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

MGP

Most Grittiest Player. Trey invented it

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by ratherfantastic on Aug 13, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

about 200 - 250 pts of OPS

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by loyal2sdad on Aug 13, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

15 baconaters

this week

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

starting on Monday

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by buddyball on Aug 13, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glad to see we're in the lead!

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by ratherfantastic on Aug 13, 2009 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

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by BHWick on Aug 13, 2009 3:57 PM EDT reply actions  

YES!!!!!!!!!!

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by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Aug 13, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buck getting his swings in

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by buddyball on Aug 13, 2009 3:58 PM EDT reply actions  

more in that at bat than all the others this game for him.. it seems.

"Does this furniture polish have alcohol in it?" ... "mmm, tastes like i might die."

by cfizzle on Aug 13, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

his plate approach is way off The Process protocol

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by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Aug 13, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why?

Why not put Pena in there?

by LaFLamme on Aug 13, 2009 3:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Buck o'fer!

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by ratherfantastic on Aug 13, 2009 3:59 PM EDT reply actions  

...and still has ~40 points of OPS on Blomquist

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

We Should Just

Swing blindly and get Soria back out there.

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 4:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Crain

has nearly a 7.00 ERA and we can’t touch him

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by aHorseWithNoName on Aug 13, 2009 4:01 PM EDT reply actions  

until that.....

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by aHorseWithNoName on Aug 13, 2009 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

S-Key at 3rd

can the rally cat come through again?

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by BHWick on Aug 13, 2009 4:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Signs point to yes

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by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Aug 13, 2009 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's got two legs

of a Yuni cycle!

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by 2X2L on Aug 13, 2009 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

ouch

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by buddyball on Aug 13, 2009 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 walks away from setting up my scenario...

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by loyal2sdad on Aug 13, 2009 4:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Phil:

assuming the score holds, who has the GWRBI?

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 4:03 PM EDT reply actions  

ST BLOOMIE

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by loyal2sdad on Aug 13, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Trey Hillman

he is just that inspiring

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by buddyball on Aug 13, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bloomers?

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 4:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes.

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by 2X2L on Aug 13, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF ump?

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 4:03 PM EDT reply actions  

This guys strike zone is horrible

Twins announcers are chuckling about it.

by stram#1 on Aug 13, 2009 4:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Pitch #3 called a strike

but was not even in the Twin Cities metropolitan area.

Extremis malis extrema Soria.

by 2X2L on Aug 13, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Edina?

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lessee

Outside to a lefty in the Baggiedome is NW, so Maple Grove. Maybe Corcoran.

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by 2X2L on Aug 13, 2009 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

what happend?

"Does this furniture polish have alcohol in it?" ... "mmm, tastes like i might die."

by cfizzle on Aug 13, 2009 4:04 PM EDT reply actions  

right

"Does this furniture polish have alcohol in it?" ... "mmm, tastes like i might die."

by cfizzle on Aug 13, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

5 balls thrown to mr zeus

"Does this furniture polish have alcohol in it?" ... "mmm, tastes like i might die."

by cfizzle on Aug 13, 2009 4:04 PM EDT reply actions  

if gameday is accurate,

this has to be the worst HP umpire all year. Errors both directions, for both teams; basically, an ill-defined strike zone.

HEH! No wonder we are winning!

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by loyal2sdad on Aug 13, 2009 4:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, no runs...

We need a real Mexicution now.

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by cmkeller on Aug 13, 2009 4:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Did DDJ See

A real strike that AB?

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 4:06 PM EDT reply actions  

pitch six he fouled off, was near the zone. maybe a lil high.,

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by cfizzle on Aug 13, 2009 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

jinx

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

*offers coke-a-cola*

"Does this furniture polish have alcohol in it?" ... "mmm, tastes like i might die."

by cfizzle on Aug 13, 2009 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Last pitch

was in the rule book strikezone, although it’s not normally called a strike nowadays — above the belt.

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by 2X2L on Aug 13, 2009 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

pitch 6 that he fouled off

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yup

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

wut

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by ratherfantastic on Aug 13, 2009 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not complaining about Soria's use

because we should try to win when we can, BUT…

Greinke will be working with no net again tomorrow.

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by loyal2sdad on Aug 13, 2009 4:07 PM EDT reply actions  

this umpire is terrible

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by ratherfantastic on Aug 13, 2009 4:07 PM EDT reply actions  

1 out!

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by ratherfantastic on Aug 13, 2009 4:09 PM EDT reply actions  

BABIP Has Been

Kind so far.

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 4:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I won't do this too much

but I’m watching this game on the couch with my laptop on my lap and my 4-day old son sleeping on my chest

+Royals win (cross fingers) = awesome day

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 4:10 PM EDT reply actions  

sounds about right.

"Does this furniture polish have alcohol in it?" ... "mmm, tastes like i might die."

by cfizzle on Aug 13, 2009 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I watched a hockey game with my 1 day old daughter

napping on my chest, while I was spread out on a couch in the hospital. It was awesome.

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by buddyball on Aug 13, 2009 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Baby sleeping on chest is the most AMAZING feeling

Right up there with fuzzy baby head rubbing against cheek (try it, you’ll love it!).

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by cmkeller on Aug 13, 2009 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

belly laughing

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by ratherfantastic on Aug 13, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

The kid is working on

a winning record.

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by 2X2L on Aug 13, 2009 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's an infinite win beyond epic

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by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Aug 13, 2009 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

best words ever

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by ratherfantastic on Aug 13, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dunno,

In Play, Run(s) is sometimes nice.

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by cfizzle on Aug 13, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

when it's the Royals

yes

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by ratherfantastic on Aug 13, 2009 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Callaspo=Frank White!

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 4:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I assume he's giggling right now

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gutsy

bugs bunny cureveball to Mauer

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by loyal2sdad on Aug 13, 2009 4:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Throw the death curve!

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by ratherfantastic on Aug 13, 2009 4:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Devil Fingers Jr.

is .667.

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by 2X2L on Aug 13, 2009 4:14 PM EDT reply actions  

667

neighbor of the beast

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by ratherfantastic on Aug 13, 2009 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

haha

Big fan of the older Maiden (high school daze), but which is more Spinal Tap-ey, Maiden or Priest?

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maiden for sure

more middle ages type lyrics

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by ratherfantastic on Aug 13, 2009 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

and their "head" is more Eddie-like

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eddie Munster?

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by buddyball on Aug 13, 2009 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Though Stonehenge was based off a Black Sabbath story

/ metal nerd

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by ratherfantastic on Aug 13, 2009 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, actually

the movie was done before thaqt whole incident on the Born Again tour

although that makes it even funnier, in a way

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

And then that drummer for Toto died in a gardening accident

after the movie was released. Vicious cycle.

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by ratherfantastic on Aug 13, 2009 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

really? That's how Toto went out?

The Rains of Africa backbeat just got a little bit lamer, or cooler!!!!!!!!!!

TOTO!!!

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by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Aug 13, 2009 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is actually a picture of my son

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

those baby fingernails are a bitch

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by buddyball on Aug 13, 2009 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what those mittens are for

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by ratherfantastic on Aug 13, 2009 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

have you ever tried to trim their nails?

talk about wanting to be very careful

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by buddyball on Aug 13, 2009 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but I'm extremely cautious with everything involved with babies

Paranoid should be my middle name

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by ratherfantastic on Aug 13, 2009 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

his name is Devil_Fingers

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by buddyball on Aug 13, 2009 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Spinal Tap Successfully

Skewered virtually every popular metal band in history. Most viewers didn’t have the background to fully appreciate this aspect of the movie.

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by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's 668

667 is across the street from the Beast.

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by cmkeller on Aug 13, 2009 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK now

no need to get technical

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by ratherfantastic on Aug 13, 2009 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

FASHO

if I may ask, are you a lifelong NYer or a transplant?

It’s cool if it’s too personal for the intertubez

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lifelong NYCer

Just an oddball who decided, in the early 80’s, to cheer differently from the horde of Yankee and Met fans he grew up with. In just about every way but baseball fan-hood, I’m a New Yorker through and through.

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cool

The wife and I lived in El Bronx from 1995-2002

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Bet we've co-rooted for the Royals

in Yankee Stadium a few times, then.

Two games I specifically recall attending during that span: a snowy Opening Day in 1996, and Runelvys Hernandez’s debut in 2002.

Chaim Mattis Keller New York City's # 1 Royals fan!

by cmkeller on Aug 13, 2009 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

missed those games

never saw the Royals there… long story…

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sweet!

I’m going to work. If anyone asks, I was helping you change a tire.

by LaFLamme on Aug 13, 2009 4:14 PM EDT reply actions  

And Yuni closes the deal!

Genius move, Dayton Moore.

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by cmkeller on Aug 13, 2009 4:14 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOM! ROYALS WIN!

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Phase 1: Assemble expensive, below average players
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro

by ratherfantastic on Aug 13, 2009 4:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes, yes, yes.....

Victory Scotch time……. Go Royals….. stick the process……

by grudz96 on Aug 13, 2009 4:15 PM EDT reply actions  

mm scotch, scotchy scotch scotch, i love scotch

"Does this furniture polish have alcohol in it?" ... "mmm, tastes like i might die."

by cfizzle on Aug 13, 2009 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Victory Scotch, I used it up with the win two days ago!!!

Dang it!!

Imaginary victory scotch; form of…coffee. Poor some on the floor for Jack!!!! ’Cuz coffee is for closers!!

When super delayed gratification meets with underachieving veteran they laugh at the Royals, just a hypothesis though

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Aug 13, 2009 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let the coffee flow!

Phase 1: Assemble expensive, below average players
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro

by ratherfantastic on Aug 13, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Victory!!!

Sweet sweet victory!!!

Tension is the enemy. - Charlie Lau

by aHorseWithNoName on Aug 13, 2009 4:15 PM EDT reply actions  

We own the Twins

Phase 1: Assemble expensive, below average players
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro

by ratherfantastic on Aug 13, 2009 4:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeetttttttttttt!

that was a little more difficult than it needed to be

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Aug 13, 2009 4:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Now That Was

A save.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Aug 13, 2009 4:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Why Detroit will win the division:

Royals 3-6 vs Det
Royals 6-6 vs CWS
Royals 5-4 vs Min

Mr Glass, this is a pro sports team, not a retail store - run it like one!

by loyal2sdad on Aug 13, 2009 4:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Look out now

Royals have won 4 of 7!!!!

by XBic on Aug 13, 2009 4:16 PM EDT reply actions  

VINDICATED

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 4:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Dayton needs his own Touch of Grey commercial

Phase 1: Assemble expensive, below average players
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro

by ratherfantastic on Aug 13, 2009 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's trying to look more presidential

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

where is he beer then?

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Aug 13, 2009 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

none today

I actually just finished giving a final exam. Now the beer can begin.

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Aug 13, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

summer school?

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

I am actually giving it for a colleague who was called out of town.

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Aug 13, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope you went easy on the poor little tykes.

Some them probably have a hard time finding the room let along taking the exam.

by grudz96 on Aug 13, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

you jest, but you are pretty close to the truth

one student showed up yesterday for today’s final.

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Aug 13, 2009 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

And, his parents are spending their retirement money

for him to go to school…. I am happy that is all behind me. The oldest granddaughter wants to go to Stanford. I just look at her parents and smile.

by grudz96 on Aug 13, 2009 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Process?

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Aug 13, 2009 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Two!!

….two victory scotches!! YES!!!!

Perhaps a third?

When super delayed gratification meets with underachieving veteran they laugh at the Royals, just a hypothesis though

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Aug 13, 2009 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope, I am headed to a birthday a BBQ at a Twins fans house.

Thank you, Royals for making this a most pleasurable night. Bring on the trash talk and the cake….

by grudz96 on Aug 13, 2009 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

boo anything that gets in the way of the third victory scotch

When super delayed gratification meets with underachieving veteran they laugh at the Royals, just a hypothesis though

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Aug 13, 2009 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Process

involves apparently those rope holders for your sunglasses, you know, for off the cuff trades, and buys, and quick DFA’s

Don’t want to lose your sunglasses.

When super delayed gratification meets with underachieving veteran they laugh at the Royals, just a hypothesis though

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Aug 13, 2009 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup

don’t forget the golf shirt

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 13, 2009 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

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