Royals Lose Peculiar Game to Twins
Bad plays, dumb plays, weird decisions, drama, random home runs. This game had it all, even a double-dose of St. Willie anti-heroism and a helluva game by Josh Anderson. Gotta love those guys! Ballplayers!
I think we can all agree that this roster is incredibly well-designed.
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can't post this enough
Oh….and Trey dropped the “I didn’t want to force the envelope” line again in post-game.


by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Aug 21, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions
fuckin hilarious man!
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Dayton Moore's roster construction in one cartoon

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I don't know about that...
Joe Nathan blew a save on a last strike HR.
But you most certainly could have skipped the 10th.
according to a 610 call
Farnsworth and Hillman got into an f-bomb filled argument after Farnsworth got pulled
Graduate with a B.S. from the Dayton Moore School of Stats Analysis
and it's backed up by another caller
well, Kyle Farnsworth is an emotional basketcase
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Either Trey has lost the clubhouse again
or Farnsworth will be promptly DFA’d. Yeah, it’s probably the 1st one.
We're paying Farnsworthless $4M next year
it’s probably cheaper to fire Hillman right now
Graduate with a B.S. from the Dayton Moore School of Stats Analysis
This is why Dayton had Trey bring in John Gibbons
Trey’s finally learning to stand up to players (not named Guillen and Olivo). If this was 2008, Farnsworth would immediately be named closer.
Unless I'm wrong...
My Twitter feed
i worked a collegiate women's soccer game tonight...
i might have won… not sure.
where i'm "day-to-day" but i won't play again happens!
I didn't catch one inning of the game tonight
apparently it is better that I didn’t
Holy Shit!!!...Peterson resigned...Am I dead?...Is This Heaven?
by RoyalsFanStuckInCardsLand on Aug 22, 2009 1:20 AM EDT reply actions
I Was In
The shower listening to ESPN radio. When I heard the 5-4 score, I thought "How the fuck did that happen so fast?‘. I still don’t know.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
I'm I. Cali
For a funeral and actually got to watch the 9th on my phone (tAke that, blackout). Then the tenth…
"red bull is amaZing" -Coco Crisp
by grantfunk on Aug 22, 2009 2:43 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
I can see you are still getting used to the iPhone typing
by Clubbzilla on Aug 22, 2009 3:07 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
You are correct sir (or miss)
My apologies
"red bull is amaZing" -Coco Crisp
by grantfunk on Aug 22, 2009 8:04 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
This is as close as I will come to a pro-Hillman piece. Hillman just doesn’t have what it takes, but Dayton’s idiotic 8 reliever bullpen just handcuffs Hillman.
We win this game if we have an extra person on the bench.
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I’d give my car keys to a drunk Billy Joel before i’d give a baseball to Kyle Farnsworthless in a tie game
BTW, I think the real Julio Zuleta has been duped by the fake Kyle Farnsworth on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1760371368&v=wall
I am assuming that nobody would impersonate Julio Zuleta on Facebook though.
There are ranks of athletes.
1) Good athletes who are likeable
2) Good athletes who are unlikeable
3) Bad athletes who are likeable
4) Bad athletes who are unlikeable
Examples
1) Mike Sweeney
2) Larry Johnson (pre-big contract), Barry Bonds
3) ???
4) Kyle Farnsworth
I’ve disliked Farnsworth since he ambushed Jeremy Affeldt for no apparent reason. And if there’s anybody i’d defend Hillman against, it’s Farnsworth.
I hope Jose Guillen gets into a fight with Kyle Farnsworth and kicks his ass
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#3) Tony Graffanino
and to some portion of the fanbase, Willie Bloomquist
Unless I'm wrong...
My Twitter feed
Tony Graffanino actually had some useful seasons
including an amazing 2.4 WAR for the Royals and Brewers in 2006
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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 22, 2009 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions
#3
Ross Gload. My dad absolute loved Ross—all grit, heart, and spunk.
If you look closely, it really says "CentralChamps2012."
by CentralChamps2009 on Aug 22, 2009 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
All we would really have to do is hire his dogs again to take him out
That first job they did clearly one of ’em half assed it.
Only his hand?? Come on Fido!
When super delayed gratification meets with underachieving veteran they laugh at the Royals, just a hypothesis though
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Aug 22, 2009 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions
#3) Mike Jacobs
I think it’s cute how he’s been trying to take walks.
by andrewmiller on Aug 22, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions
That could work--
Jose kicks Kyle in his injured groin with Jose’s bad knee; they both go down for the remainder of their contracts and team is vastly improved. The 16M it would cost next year would be money well spent to never see either of those chumps in a Royals uniform again.
if they hurt each other fighting
would their contracts be void from incredible acts of stupidity? Do they have clauses like that in their contracts?
"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell
In a fair fight I
If you look closely, it really says "CentralChamps2012."
by CentralChamps2009 on Aug 22, 2009 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions
(wow, that was weird)
As I was saying…
In a fair fight I’d take JoGui, but if it’s prison rules, then you gotta go the Professor.
If you look closely, it really says "CentralChamps2012."
by CentralChamps2009 on Aug 22, 2009 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions
That sounds like a taco vs. grilled cheese situation
by andrewmiller on Aug 22, 2009 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions
"Wow, that's pretty racist...but correct."
If you look closely, it really says "CentralChamps2012."
by CentralChamps2009 on Aug 23, 2009 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions
So does Willie Bloomtoast start tonight?
showing Trey’s faith in his abilities?
"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell
shortstop
Has Yuni had a single game off since he came over?
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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 22, 2009 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions
yes, i believe about a week ago
i think blomqvist played for him.
all grit team:
c bako
1b dougie
2b abernathy
ss blomqvist
3b ?? help me out here, i guess teabag by default?
of freelbird
cf anderson
lf maier
dh gload
Kansas City Royals - rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic since 1994.
by Home Run Tony Cogan on Aug 22, 2009 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions
could we get rich thompson in there
as a 4th OF/designated pinch runner?
Kansas City Royals - rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic since 1994.
by Home Run Tony Cogan on Aug 22, 2009 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions
scotty pose?
Kansas City Royals - rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic since 1994.
by Home Run Tony Cogan on Aug 22, 2009 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Got to get back on the horse.
But you might not want to force the antelope.
by 2X2L on Aug 22, 2009 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Ok, so my parents were in town and I missed the game last night
Anyone want to put together the list of peculiar (almost spelled it pukuliar which actually might be more appropriate) things that happened in the game for those who missed it?
well i didn't watch much of the game until the latter half of it....but here's what I can remember (unfortunately):
1. Josh Anderson misplays a ball into the corner that turned a double into a triple….after he ran it down, he tried to throw it in, but it slipped out of his hand—-the ball went behind him, and Denard Span got a Little League inside-the-park HR.
2. Jacobs singles in the 8th, Willie pinch-runs for him……and gets picked off by Jose Mijares to end the inning.
3. Down to their last strike, Brayan Pena hits game-tying HR in the bottom of the 9th off of Joe Nathan.
4. The next hitter, YPJ, smashes a ball off the LF wall for a double. However, Yuni is almost thrown out at second by Delmon Young because Yuni thought it was a HR and slooooooooooooowly jogged all the way to first base, until he realized it wasn’t a homer.
5. Pena had hit for RF Josh Anderson, so in the top of the 10th, Trey had to put Willie Bloomquist (who was in the DH spot after running for Jacobs) into the game in RF. This meant that we no longer had the DH, and Joakim Soria was now batting 8th in our order.
6. Willie continued to do everything possible to lose the game, misplaying a ball in RF….and instead of a single/double….he turned it into a triple, which eventually gave Minnesota the 5-4 lead in the 10th.
7. Down 5-4 in the 10th, Butler singles, but we don’t have a pinch-runner since Buck is the only man on the bench….and he was going to bat for Soria if the pitchers’ spot came up. Yay 13-man bullpens!
8. Bloomquist gets a brief measure of redemption with a blooper over 2b for a single. Butler isn’t confident enough to go from first to third, and instead stops at 2b.
9. Callaspo has a 10+ pitch battle with an exhausted Nathan, resulting in a flyout to CF, which (if Butler had gone to third), may have been enough to tie the game on a SAC fly.
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