Game 122 Open Thread - Twins (59-63) at Royals (47-74)

                               AB R H 2B RBI BB SO AVG
Gordon, A 3B 5 1 2 1 1 1 1 .385

if anyone cares

which sounds like I’m describing the cast to a lesbian porno.

I had those lined up perfectly…. Damn you Trey

Anything we’ve seen lately; no Bloomers, anyway. How will we lose the DH tonight? Have we added any pitchers?

Minnesota
  AB R H RBI HR BB K SB LOB Season Avg
D. Span rf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .305
O. Cabrera ss 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .281
J. Mauer c 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .378
J. Kubel dh 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .306
M. Cuddyer 1b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .270
D. Young lf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .261
B. Harris 3b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .264
C. Gomez cf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .239
A. Casilla 2b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .187
 Totals 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
 
 Kansas City
  AB R H RBI HR BB K SB LOB Season Avg
D. DeJesus lf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .264
B. Pena dh 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .327
B. Butler 1b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .300
M. Olivo c 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .238
A. Callaspo 2b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .296
M. Teahen 3b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .277
M. Maier cf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .246
Y. Betancourt ss 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .234
J. Anderson rf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .236
 Totals 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
 
 Minnesota
  IP H R ER BB K HR WHIP Season ERA
B. Duensing 0.0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.50 5.09
 
 Kansas City
  IP H R ER BB K HR WHIP Season ERA
K. Davies 0.0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.58 5.92

Quiet…..

That’s an interesting line for the first two innings.

didn’t want span to hit…. I guess

Daddy let Bad Hiram come back? I’m scared.

No, two! We all deserve two of them, for putting up with this crap.

This one worked!

I actually gave my 2 tickets for tonights game to my brother-in-law. Good call or not? I think its to early to tell.

Wow Casilla.

That was kind of nice.

Burlington NC Royals.

Time Callaspo does that will be the first.

Anderson two for two?

about bringing Mahay in right here.

One pitch was all it took.

why in hell Trey DID bring in Mahay??

let’s show some appreciation for the idiot who put him out there.

Ummm, do they ever?

For no discernible reason.

Get off those European chicks! Royals are back in it!
Sort of.

KC has pretty great fans. We’re historically bad every year, and we’re still drawing 20,000+ for weekend games in late August when we’re 27 games under. Against the Twins. Impressive.

Lucky Glass.

Updating itself and I can’t reply to anyone most of the time. I don’t know which end it’s on, but it’s frustrating.

Is. Still not for me.

I dread the thought of Maier, Yuni and Anderson coming up in this situation.

What a gamble that would be. Kind of tempting, though.

That was a Royals way of giving up a run.

if we didn’t have to play against our own bullpen at the top of every inning.

what’s-his-name was right. There ARE some hotties at the game. They’ve got beer, too. Of course, so do I.

Shoot yourself in the temple.

bunts well. But dammit, I’d like to see him hit more. This particular game hasn’t called for him it, I guess.

to say the least.

You have to see three pitches, not one.

the constant “eur” spellings have killed me

I guess Tejeda + Olivo would be a scary combo… for Olivo

though they may not have had a chance on that one

He better be hurt

A grounder before he blows up. This one worked nicely.

Few more players chasing that popup.

We need two more first basement and an extra right fielder.

“first basement?”
I may have had a cocktail.

sounds like a new category for the Royals special place in the standings.

last inning really hurts now.

Teahen, Jacobs, Olivo have all wiffed 100 times!!!

Yay milestones!

Teahan has broken more hearts with his K’s, though.

Easy double play

Trey decided Anderson was the best guy for the job there?

Trey.

Yanking Davies in favor of Mahay? Doing nothing with the late inning batting options? We’re all astounded by his ineffectiveness as a manager.