Game 141 Open Thread - Royals (55-85) at Indians (60-79)
Kansas City Royals at Cleveland Indians, Sep 11, 2009 7:05 PM EDT
Zack Greinke v. Justin Masterson as the Royals go for their fourth (!) straight win. Let's have a super early game thread in honor of Greinke.
Suggestions for next year's Cleveland Indians promotional campaign after the jump...
via rlv.zcache.com
Current campaign (for the last two years, actually, I think):
via mlb.mlb.com
I'll actually be on the road tonight, flying from DC to Milwaukee, so the thread is in your able hands.
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shouldn't that be
“5th straight win”???
Tension is the enemy. - Charlie Lau
by aHorseWithNoName on Sep 11, 2009 4:52 PM EDT reply actions
that's what I thought
If you watch Rambo backwards, it's Sylvester Stallone healing people with his magic bullet vacuum.
by ratherfantastic on Sep 11, 2009 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions
ya, should be 5th straight
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by CollininCalifornia on Sep 11, 2009 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions
1 against LAA, 3 Against DET
means we’re already at 4-game winning streak
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by CollininCalifornia on Sep 11, 2009 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
You guys will have to forgive Will
I mean, it is rather hard to believe.
Kansas City Royals: your 2006 and 2007 NL Central champions!
So Greinke
Pitches 8 innings, 1ER 12 K 1BB
Roman Colon blows the save. He got the chance because “Trey looked in his eyes and saw someone who wanted to right the wrong of his last appearance”
I don’t know why I am so pessimistic.
Now, now. You know exactly why you are so pessimistic.
Kansas City Royals: your 2006 and 2007 NL Central champions!
Not nearly pessimistic enough
Allow me to paint a picture:
its a 0-0 tie through 8. Gordon come up and hits a long ball making it 1-0 before uni grounds out to end the inning.
Greinke goes 8 scoreless innings, hes thrown 125 pitches, but Trey sees something in his eyes and sends him out for the 9th.
On the first pitch Zack serves a tater right down the middle to Hafner who knocks it out of the park, but the cameras are only focused on one thing, zack, on the ground, clutching his elbow.
Then Trey sends out Jamey, because he needs to get his work in, who then proceeds to give up 3 singles and walks in the winning run.
After the game GMDM blames butler for not turning a 3-6-3 in the 3rd inning as costing them the game and vows to send him and gordon(rally killer) down to AA next season along with Kila Ka’aihoue(because his Avg wasn’t high enough)
I refuse to set up a signature....DAMMIT
by RoyalPug on Sep 11, 2009 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Man am I craving some Hardee's right now
I think I’ll get some in an hour
If you watch Rambo backwards, it's Sylvester Stallone healing people with his magic bullet vacuum.
by ratherfantastic on Sep 11, 2009 4:55 PM EDT reply actions
Here ya go, some motivation

Sponor of the Will Ebner Physical Therapy Center for Players Who've Been Hit By Will Ebner and Want to Try to Stop the Ringing. Or WEPTCPWBHBWEWTSR for short.
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Sep 11, 2009 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions
jinx
now we’re going to lose miserably
If you watch Rambo backwards, it's Sylvester Stallone healing people with his magic bullet vacuum.
by ratherfantastic on Sep 11, 2009 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Playing Guitar Hero 5...
Yes I am completely immature.
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by averagegatsby on Sep 11, 2009 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Why on earth
would you play guitar hero 5, when you could be playing The Beatles rock band?
by bleedpowderblue on Sep 11, 2009 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions
mainly because I dont like Rock Band... And im not the biggest beatles fan
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by averagegatsby on Sep 11, 2009 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Is it any good?
Coffee. The NEW Performance Enhancing drug for Sport's Writers. Just ask Ken Rosenthal.
So far not so bad...
The game comes with all the songs unlocked already, but Im playing the career mode for shits and giggles anyway
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by averagegatsby on Sep 11, 2009 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Game on!
Mitch on with the walk (Bloomy not in lineup!).
Tension is the enemy. - Charlie Lau
by aHorseWithNoName on Sep 11, 2009 7:09 PM EDT reply actions
Mitch with the wheels!
First to third on the Billy hit.
by hunter s. royal on Sep 11, 2009 7:11 PM EDT reply actions
Jakers with the clutch pop out to 3rd
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by averagegatsby on Sep 11, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Another hit
for Billy!
Tension is the enemy. - Charlie Lau
by aHorseWithNoName on Sep 11, 2009 7:11 PM EDT reply actions
What do you guys think of Maier?
legitimate contender for starting CF next season or am I kidding myself? I’m starting to warm up to the guy finally as an option.
since being called back up after being sent down...
he has been very solid. I would not be disappointed one bit if he became the everyday centerfielder next year
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by averagegatsby on Sep 11, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I like him better than Anderson.
Don’t know how much of an endorsement that is.
by hunter s. royal on Sep 11, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Lets go Berto
Tension is the enemy. - Charlie Lau
by aHorseWithNoName on Sep 11, 2009 7:14 PM EDT reply actions
Holy fking hell this team hates zack greinke
mike the worthless jacobs popping up on a 3-2 hanging slider, FFS…
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unbelievable
hope you can throw a shut out zack
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let masterson off the hook
This team forgets how to play baseball when Zack pitches.
Tension is the enemy. - Charlie Lau
by aHorseWithNoName on Sep 11, 2009 7:17 PM EDT reply actions
it is absolutely embarrassing
makes me want to gouge my eyes out with a spoon
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Then you would have to lisent to Bob Davis
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by averagegatsby on Sep 11, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Ryan will tap out the play-by-play
on your torso through morse code, so you might as well learn to drink heavily instead.
by hunter s. royal on Sep 11, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice!
10 pitch inning for Zack
Tension is the enemy. - Charlie Lau
by aHorseWithNoName on Sep 11, 2009 7:24 PM EDT reply actions
That means he can go 12
according to Trey & Dayton.
by hunter s. royal on Sep 11, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Whats Teahens OBP when he leads off an inning?
Its gotta be like .800 right?
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close...
.364
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by averagegatsby on Sep 11, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
New Computer At
Work; everything is blocked and it’s super slow.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
nice, hit olivo
only way he was getting on base there
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that what I was about to say
Tension is the enemy. - Charlie Lau
by aHorseWithNoName on Sep 11, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes!
Masterson plunks Miggy before he can K or ground into a dp.
by hunter s. royal on Sep 11, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions
and then he wiffs on the bunt
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by averagegatsby on Sep 11, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Efff me
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by averagegatsby on Sep 11, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Trey's brainwashing must be working.
by hunter s. royal on Sep 11, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
double effing play
this team is unbelievable, masterson is pitching horrible adn they can’t do ANYTHING
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We are all away of how bad this team is... You dont need to bitch about everything imaginable to remind ud
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by averagegatsby on Sep 11, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
lol, what else is there to say?
there would be no game thread
positive comment: we’ve showed some patience
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at least add some sarcasm to make things funny.
Like Hey, Gordon DP’d but at least he advanced the runner
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by averagegatsby on Sep 11, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Crap.
Tension is the enemy. - Charlie Lau
by aHorseWithNoName on Sep 11, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions
it's like they're trying to choke for zack
they couldn’t do any worse if they tried to do bad
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yuniesky
to the resky as always right here
stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop! stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop!
Yo creo en Yuni.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 11, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, damn.
That’s alright. I bet the under in this one.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
Just give me 1.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 11, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
All of a sudden i regret taking Greinke and the Royals in Streak for the Cash
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by averagegatsby on Sep 11, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I was up to 12 (one short of the free shirt)
back in like April or May when we were still good, and everytime I took them, they lost. So, I stopped. Then, one day Zack was pitching while I was at 12 and picked ’em. Lost. Of course.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 11, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
The longest Ive gotten to is 4, Ive done it several times, and Ive won like 10 of 12 before
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by averagegatsby on Sep 11, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I gave up after that one.
I could never resist the urge to pick the obscure 6:45 am tennis match that I had no clue about.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 11, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I gave up on it a while ago, but Ive been getting back into it now that Football is going...
I think they are easier to predict than things like what will happen in the 5th More K’s or more hits
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by averagegatsby on Sep 11, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Scoring opportunities
Nice to see us taking advantage of them.
Go Royals!
I wonder
if a pitcher has ever thrown at his own team. Zack needs to plunk somebody on defense and wake them up!
Tension is the enemy. - Charlie Lau
by aHorseWithNoName on Sep 11, 2009 7:36 PM EDT reply actions
How exactly would that brawl go?
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 11, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Zack would win
cause none of our players would be able to hit him.
Tension is the enemy. - Charlie Lau
by aHorseWithNoName on Sep 11, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
If he hit Jacobs, Jacobs would charge at him
and then swing and miss.
Just
setting up another DP….I hope.
Tension is the enemy. - Charlie Lau
by aHorseWithNoName on Sep 11, 2009 7:40 PM EDT reply actions
I take the K
Tension is the enemy. - Charlie Lau
by aHorseWithNoName on Sep 11, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions
ERA down to 2.20
Tension is the enemy. - Charlie Lau
by aHorseWithNoName on Sep 11, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
another leadoff walk
can please make him pay this time?
Tension is the enemy. - Charlie Lau
by aHorseWithNoName on Sep 11, 2009 7:49 PM EDT reply actions
Mitch muscles it into shallow center
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by averagegatsby on Sep 11, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
6 baserunners now in 2+
we have to score, right?
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We do have the right guy at the plate for a change
Tension is the enemy. - Charlie Lau
by aHorseWithNoName on Sep 11, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Magic 8 ball says

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by averagegatsby on Sep 11, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice Mitch.
Set up for Billy. Please get Zack some runs.
by hunter s. royal on Sep 11, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions
Billy advancing the runner to third...
Sac fly scores him!
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by averagegatsby on Sep 11, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
If only they had Miggy catching
we’d have a couple of runs already.
by hunter s. royal on Sep 11, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
another goddamn double play
it’s just unbelievable
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Somebody needs to start trusting the Process
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by averagegatsby on Sep 11, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Sacrifice DP.
For the betterment of the team. Selflessness.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
Crap!
It’s like a disease!
Tension is the enemy. - Charlie Lau
by aHorseWithNoName on Sep 11, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions
Come on Cheek Cancer.
Your life may be short, so help out Zack now.
by hunter s. royal on Sep 11, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions
the chances of jacobs getting a hit with 2 strikes
are the same as with no strikes, not good
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I bet you have a blood pressure of like 175/90
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by averagegatsby on Sep 11, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Does anybody know the MLB team record for GIDP in a season
these guys have to get closing in on it.
The record is 174 in a season by the 1990 Red Sox apparently
gotta love baseball almanac
Might as well let Banny hit too
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by averagegatsby on Sep 11, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Oops.
I meant it looks real, and we need to make that widely available on the site.
by hunter s. royal on Sep 11, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Looks real. but I'm not buyin' it.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 11, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
thats why I posted it as a link, instead of embedding it
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by averagegatsby on Sep 11, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Later!
The work day is over! I might be back when I get home. We had better be leading.
Tension is the enemy. - Charlie Lau
by aHorseWithNoName on Sep 11, 2009 7:56 PM EDT reply actions
Im meeting someone for dinner... I will be back later as well
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by averagegatsby on Sep 11, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Zack forget how to count. You silly fucker :)
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
Here we go, leadoff double...
How will we mess this up?
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I would IBB Teahen to setup the sac DP again.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
Wait for it....
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 11, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Good running by Bert.
We finally get Zack a run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by hunter s. royal on Sep 11, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions
8 baserunners in 4 innings, 1 run
skill game baby
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And Trey says they don't do situational hitting well.
we sacrifice guys over EVERYTIME we get someone on base.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
I've said it before and I'll say it again
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by CollininCalifornia on Sep 11, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions
yuni is awesome
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by CollininCalifornia on Sep 11, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions
whoa, you're on here still?
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by CollininCalifornia on Sep 11, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Been crazy busy for a while
But I’ve missed you folks. And, I’m on duty tonight so I can’t leave my effing building. So this thread is my substitute for heavy drinking tonight. :(
WTF, self?
RA indeed.
No desk jockeying, though. Which is good, because I’d rather hang out in my room/on my floor.
WTF, self?
aaaaaaaaaand there is our rollover inning
ensuring that masterson will pitch 6
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ugh olivo pisses me off
do we have to run the count full every time on sliders in the dirt, really?
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who will be Greinke's fav catcher next year if Olivo is gone?
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by CollininCalifornia on Sep 11, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
think so?
there’s nothing to the fact that Olivo catches most all his games?
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by CollininCalifornia on Sep 11, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
And Harold Reynolds is talking about how Zack has it so easy in the AL Central
And CC and Halladay are so much better because they’re in the East
Yeah, he's an idiot
But now the other dufus is agreeing with him. Then again, he starts talking about wins and losses. Then again Reynolds starts talking about Rivera…
There is one guy in the studio who is actually talking sense but I don’t recognize who it is.
One of the guys the other night
said that he’d take Zack over any pitcher in the league. I can’t remember who.
Oh, hey, the smart guy is Barry Larkin
I always kindof liked him
yeah nevermind the fact that he has totally steamrolled the angels in both his starts
against them, etc
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it's so easy to win games when you pitch for the Royals
Graduate with a B.S. from the Dayton Moore School of Stats Analysis
Rather than straight up wins,
would it be better if they looked at percentage of games won by your team by you?
For example, Zack winning 15 for a 63 win Royals >>> CC winning 20 for a 100 win Yankees.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 11, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
In any case,
What’s the difference between the AL East and the Central?
Greinke’s got an ERA of 2.17 right now. Would he have one over 3 if he pitched in the East?
Sabathia had a 3.21 ERA
in his 2007 Cy Young season with the Indians.
Yep. He’s so much better than Zack.
Who do you think will bein the booth with Ryan next year?
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
Splitt if he can talk
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by CollininCalifornia on Sep 11, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
lol a pparently eric wedge in his pregame show
said that when zack greinke is on he’s comparable to the b est pitchers of all time
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holy god jacobs is worthless
back to your regularly scheduled programming
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A fever.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 11, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
gload now!
The Alex Gordon era - www.number4thesmirk.com
by CollininCalifornia on Sep 11, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
read my fanpost
Jacobs is good at home and sucks on the road.
Not that Trey would notice this and adjust his lineup accordingly
Graduate with a B.S. from the Dayton Moore School of Stats Analysis
wow that was a stupid play by valbuena
and of course it works
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why the fuck is teahen running there
ahhhhhhhh jesus just so bad
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Making up for not
grounding into the DP?
by hunter s. royal on Sep 11, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
it's the royals
i mean… how are you still alive if you get this upset when they do that? it’s been happening pretty much all year
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by CollininCalifornia on Sep 11, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
haha i'm not that upset
it’s just like… really?
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haha
well that’s good… otherwise I’d be worried about an early demise for you
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by CollininCalifornia on Sep 11, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
3 batters
3 first pitch Curveballs
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by CollininCalifornia on Sep 11, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions
Yes. How about breaking out a big number here
you know like a 2 or a 3 spot
Stuck following the Royals since 1976.
Greinke's Ks
210 going into tonight, 5 tonight, 4 starts left
the record is 244
So.. 29 Ks (at the most) in 4 starts.. only around 7 Ks a start to have a good shot
Graduate with a B.S. from the Dayton Moore School of Stats Analysis
yeah, he has a good shot
if they don’t shut him down or give him extra rest and therefore take away a start
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by CollininCalifornia on Sep 11, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
ditto
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by CollininCalifornia on Sep 11, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
why is gordon bunting
IT JUST DOENS’T MAKE ANY SENSE
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Bunting with Gordon
to give Betancourt an RBI opportunity.
All I can say is: your 2009 Kansas City Royals.
Alex bunting
to set up Yuni for the ribbie. Brilliant strategic move
by hunter s. royal on Sep 11, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions
We have all these young
players up getting experience. Bodes well for the future.
by hunter s. royal on Sep 11, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Olivo, just run the catcher down
and try and knock the ball loose. A rundown isn’t going to work.
by hunter s. royal on Sep 11, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions
this is almost getting hard to believe
after going to greinke’s start against the angels, and watching this game, it’s just something you have to see to believe
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how the fuckis that a triple
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRGH
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nobody's watching anyway
where's ross gload to explode the process?
by blue bandwagon on Sep 11, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm sure the Royals brilliant media relations will pay dividends.
by hunter s. royal on Sep 11, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
farnsworth up in the bullpen
just shoot me now
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can't wait to see DDJ's gold glove
Graduate with a B.S. from the Dayton Moore School of Stats Analysis
Good luck with that Gold Glove, David
We’re all rootin’ for ya.
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
any other team man
any other fucking team, this is just an embarrassment
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How was that a single?
Who the fuck is scoring this game? I know it was a close play, but he got glove on it.
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
haha you're kidding right?
where's ross gload to explode the process?
by blue bandwagon on Sep 11, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
If you're there and you don't catch it, it should be scored an error
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
he dove and wasnt there...
there’s not a scorer on the planet that would call that an error… now the kick off the wall, that might have been one…
where's ross gload to explode the process?
by blue bandwagon on Sep 11, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Just saw the replay on Gameday
You’re right, he wasn’t there. He dove but the ball hit the ground first in front of him, then bounced up and hit the glove.
yeah where the hell is that "questionable scoring" now
first he boots the ball to hell for a triple, then can’t catch that one
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Annoying thing about FSN:
Quiet in-game sound, then immediately when the commercials begin,
THE GOVERNMENTS CASH FOR CLUNKERS PROGRAM MAY BE OVER, BUT…
Thanks for the ear rape.
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
My most annoying thing is the inaccuracy of the in game box score
Stuck following the Royals since 1976.
It has always been that way,
whether it’s called Fox Sports Midwest, RSTN, FSKC, whatever.
WTF, self?
Kyle Farnsworth warming up? Jacobs might bat vs a LHP?


Graduate with a B.S. from the Dayton Moore School of Stats Analysis
Y'know
You think someone at the Royals would tell Butler to stop saying “F*CK!” after all of his groundouts and foul balls.
Maybe.
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
Just got a genius idea for new photoshop project...
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by averagegatsby on Sep 11, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck
can’t wait for Rob Ford to bitch about us pulling Jacobs there
Graduate with a B.S. from the Dayton Moore School of Stats Analysis
Cleveland's crappy middle relief gonna build some confidence this series
Stuck following the Royals since 1976.
He's done?
He only threw 102 pitches! That’s like, 45 in Treyball!
- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes
GAWD DAMNIT!!!
Im okay with Greinke coming out, I mean it sucks but i can live with it… BUT LYNN FUCKING FARNSWORTH!?!?!
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wasn't Farnsworth wounded last week? didn't he pitch 2 innings this week?
what the fuck?
Graduate with a B.S. from the Dayton Moore School of Stats Analysis
he'll throw a scoreless inning
and we’ll promptly put up a five spot to get him the win
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very true
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by averagegatsby on Sep 11, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
he'll throw a scoreless inning
then Trey will put him out for the 9th and he’ll give up a home run
Graduate with a B.S. from the Dayton Moore School of Stats Analysis
updated zack stats
205.1IP
WHIP 1.067
K/9IP 9.478
BB/9IP 1.843
SO/BB 5.143
H/9IP 7.767
ERA 2.194
other than that, i see no point in watching the rest of this game. fuck it
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oh yeah
Farnsworthless was the pitcher of record in the Seagull game
Graduate with a B.S. from the Dayton Moore School of Stats Analysis
and here she blows
it’s just a trainwreck you can’t take your eyes off it
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thanks for making a good throw ddj - now farnsworthless will promptly allow a bomb
watch – hafner’s hitting a 450 foot bomb here.
thanks for making a good throw ddj - now farnsworthless will promptly allow a bomb
watch – hafner’s hitting a 450 foot bomb here.
thanks for making a good throw ddj - now farnsworthless will promptly allow a bomb
watch – hafner’s hitting a 450 foot bomb here.
holy christ letting him ptich to hafner here is just idiotic
there is no excuse
why god
why
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can we bring greinke back into the game?
it’d be totally worth it. we need to finish the season at 77-85
With the Pirates and O's in full tank mode
This little win streak just doesn’t feel all that good
why haven't we lost yet?
I thought that “Kyle Farnsworth, 2 inning reliever” was enough to lose
Graduate with a B.S. from the Dayton Moore School of Stats Analysis
and now for the much awaited genius photoshop idea...
(that didn’t come out as good as hoped)

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is there an anouncer in baseball that talks more about bunts?
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by averagegatsby on Sep 11, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
He did bunt one between his legs.
That’s pretty talented.
by hunter s. royal on Sep 11, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
thats all I could think of when he failed twice to break his bat
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by averagegatsby on Sep 11, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
i love that sequence, yuni fails, so anderson gets put in, steals second immediately
WHY DIDNT WE JUST DO THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE
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or better yet, have Josh Anderson bunt for Yuniesky
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by averagegatsby on Sep 11, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
He would have failed, too
That’s what he does best
by Black and Gold on Sep 11, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
2 for 14 with RISP
you just cant make this stuff up folks
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sure I can watch this...
2 for 15
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by averagegatsby on Sep 11, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
realize, neither of our hits scored runs
and one resulted in an out
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Yes!! Jamey Wright!!
Trey must have dinner reservations somewhere.
by Black and Gold on Sep 11, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions
he tried twice
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by averagegatsby on Sep 11, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
the indians are almost as bad as we are
it’s a stalemate of suck
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Cash for Gold wants to buy more gold?
fuck man, they have more gold than Mr. T
Graduate with a B.S. from the Dayton Moore School of Stats Analysis
hanging curveball, swing and a miss
nope, we are not scoring again tonight
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this game may never end
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by averagegatsby on Sep 11, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
The Royals bullpen isn't going to shut out a team for too long.
I used to work with an old man that told me. Son, every workplace has a dumbass, if you don't have one where you work, then I'm afraid you're it.
Hillman will have to use the new guys eventually...
so there is hope
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by averagegatsby on Sep 11, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Ok, been out of the house and saw it's in extras.
Greinke looked good again, I assume.
I used to work with an old man that told me. Son, every workplace has a dumbass, if you don't have one where you work, then I'm afraid you're it.
one runner in scoring position in 7 innings
which, obviously score when he needed one more out, dejesus dove and didn’t get his glove down to catch it
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So that means, the bullpen has held them since the 8th?
That’s impressive.
I used to work with an old man that told me. Son, every workplace has a dumbass, if you don't have one where you work, then I'm afraid you're it.
Lynn surprisingly looked good
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by averagegatsby on Sep 11, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
it's been a baling wire and ducttape job
this game has been within 2 feet of being over about 4 times in the past 3 innings
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Eric Wedge looks like he should be holding a cardboard sign
Will call in the wrong pitcher from the bullpen for food.
when has Lamey Wrong ever let us down?
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by averagegatsby on Sep 11, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
that stupid kid, thats not what a chicken looks like

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by averagegatsby on Sep 11, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
DDJ!!!
Olivo caught one!
Wright tried to blow it!
I used to work with an old man that told me. Son, every workplace has a dumbass, if you don't have one where you work, then I'm afraid you're it.
Thats 2 in the last 3
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by averagegatsby on Sep 11, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Ive said it before, and i'll say it again...
where you going meat
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Slayor's "stalemate of suck" line
says it all.
by Black and Gold on Sep 11, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions
not sure i've ever seen that happen before
peralta has now hit two game winning singles, neither which won the game
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Does Cleveland only hit balls to left field?
DDJ having a horrible and tremendous game all in one. Two should be errors that give up the lead then two assists on outs at the plate. Joakin Andujar summed it up when he said baseball can be described in two words, you never know.
any pitcher that ever hangs one on the inside should be DFA'd on the spot
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by averagegatsby on Sep 11, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
lol, the hanging curveball
olivo runs into it
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It is pitching malpractice
to throw Olivo anything but sliders in the dirt
by Black and Gold on Sep 11, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions
can the official scorer give greinke the win anyway
the idea that jamey wright will get a win after his little performance assuming we hold on is rather nauseating
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its sad that the hardest Anderson has hit a ball all year...
only went about 50 feet past the infield
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by averagegatsby on Sep 11, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Whew, had to go on rounds right after the bottom of the 9th ended.
Thank God for DVR. What the heck IS this game???
WTF, self?
Its proof that Lamey Wrong and Lynn Farnsworth are solid relief pitchers
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by averagegatsby on Sep 11, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
and LOLivo is an excellent hitter...
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by averagegatsby on Sep 11, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
stalemate of suck
interrupted by black hole of suck jose veras meeting black hole of suck miguel olivo in a vicious duel for eternal bragging rights
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We need to reassign Hillman
let someone manage this team until September, then bring Trey in so we can surge into 1st
Graduate with a B.S. from the Dayton Moore School of Stats Analysis
sigh, now soria is going to have problems
here we go
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by the way, why do we continue pitcher hafner away
whe all he’s done is flip singles into left field…
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yeah, it basically makes zero sense
haven’t come in on him a single time tonight
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Im not impressed with them
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by averagegatsby on Sep 11, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm thinking of opening a new soccer shoe store by the interstate
by Gus Zernial on Sep 11, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
well in that case...
They bought the bank that i used to bank with, so i was assimilated
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by averagegatsby on Sep 11, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
GWRBI For Olivoyl!
Extend him now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Sep 11, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions
Joker PR For
A-Gor= Tres Trey, no?
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
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