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CDC Report: Americans no Longer at Risk of Catching Royals Fever

Image from MSNBC.com, sort of

Image from MSNBC.com, sort of

ATLANTA – A report released Thursday by researchers at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in Atlanta, Georgia brought a collective sigh of relief to medical workers around the nation.

"The crisis has passed," said Dr. Thomas Frieden, CDC Director.  "Royals Fever is no longer considered contagious."

Star-divide

 

 

It all started when scattered reports of the disease began trickling in around March, primarily in rural sections of Arizona.   But it was not until the beginning of April, when a large outbreak of infections occurred in the Midwest, that medical researchers became alarmed.

"We were seeing huge numbers of cases, " said Doug McCabe, spokesman for the Kansas Department of State Health Services.  "There would literally be 20,000 to 30,000 new infections occurring daily."

Officials were concerned most by a record 38,098 new cases reported on April 10. Said McCabe, "To put it in perspective, that’s about the size of a small-market sports stadium at capacity." 


The disease had several stages of symptoms.  In the initial stage, individuals suffered from delusions and mild euphoria.   As the fever progressed, however, this gave way to a soul-crushing despair.   

At certain points of their illness, individuals suffering from the disease would congregate in large groups for two to three hours at a time, more often than not wearing similar apparel.    It was not unlike a leper colony, except that the afflicted actually chose to be there.  

"Looking back, I’m actually kind of ashamed I spent my time doing that," said Bill McDougal, a Blue Springs, MO resident who has now recovered from the disease. "But when you've caught the fever, you find yourself doing all sorts of crazy stuff."

In total, over 900,000 U.S. cases of the disease had been confirmed through laboratory testing, though officials think the actual number of infections may have been much higher.  Either way, this marked the largest outbreak of its type since 1985.

"It was really a perplexing disease, and didn’t follow normal patterns of infection," stated Steve Waterman, medical epidemiologist for the CDC.  "Taking precautions like hand washing and avoiding those who were infected did little to curb the spread of the disease.    Similarly, there were some who would be exposed to the disease repeatedly who seemed immune from infection, while some individuals would seemingly recover from the disease but would become infected again a few days later."

"This happened over and over again, usually every fifth day or so."

While the CDC and National Health Organization were taking precautions for a potential epidemic, officials at the World Health Organization seemed unconcerned.   As one anonymous official there explained, this had to do with a naturally high resistance to Royals Fever in people living outside of North America.   "We just simply aren’t affected by such trivialities," he said.

There seemed to be a tipping point around mid to late May, when the number of new cases dropped dramatically.   Still, health officials remained vigilant.  There was a fear that, as with the 1918 Flu Epidemic, the disease was going dormant due to the rise in temperatures, only to have a stronger, more lethal strain appear in September or October. 

When asked if there was a chance at this point of the disease turning into a full-fledged epidemic, Waterman laughed.  "No, it’s virtually impossible.  Statistically speaking, the odds are at 0%. 

"It has been mathematically eliminated," he continued.

"Still, like the common flu, this is a seasonal disease, so there’s sure to be a few new infections next year, but the odds of it going national are very minute."  Waterman said. 

"It’s looking more and more likely that it will never happen."

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double up?

I’m just tossing out ideas here.

StonewallPDS

by StonewallPDS on Sep 25, 2009 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

by being awesome.....

and it was $11

Fire Everyone

by billybeingbilly on Sep 25, 2009 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

indeed.........it is awesome

and it was over/under $11

Best line of the season, by far.

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Sep 25, 2009 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I Couldn't Spend

Enough money to truly enjoy eating Taco Bell food.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Sep 27, 2009 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Big Bell Box meal

and a Nachos Bell Grande.

"Do they have people that tall in Mexico?"

by NHZ on Sep 25, 2009 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tremendous

well done

Unless I'm wrong...
My Twitter feed

by Top Ramen on Sep 25, 2009 9:42 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

+1 for Roman Colon

You know its good when the rec to comment ratio is 7:3

by raefzilla on Sep 25, 2009 10:06 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I hadn't had a case this bad

In oh, about six years.

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Sep 25, 2009 10:14 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

very nice work!

I regret the lack of statistical analysis in this post, but, otherwise, a fine effort!

StonewallPDS

by StonewallPDS on Sep 25, 2009 11:23 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

TREE-mendous

needs more whiney bitching about stat-bearing bullies, though

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

Can't get enough of me? Check out my Twitter feed.

by devil_fingers on Sep 25, 2009 11:29 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

har har

rec’d

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

Can't get enough of me? Check out my Twitter feed.

by devil_fingers on Sep 25, 2009 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not enough references to the Process

Rec’d

"You know what, I mean I cried in bed for a while, moaning 'Why!? Why did this have to happen?'"

Zack Greinke on the Brad Pitt - Jennifer Aniston split

by DCRoyals on Sep 25, 2009 11:37 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Is a desire for Instant Gratification a symptom?

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

Can't get enough of me? Check out my Twitter feed.

by devil_fingers on Sep 25, 2009 11:39 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Either way

His face is going to be a real Meche when he pulls out

I've contracted a particularly virulent form of the R2D2 asshat virus. Please wash your eyeballs and keyboard after contact.

by chiefstatnut on Sep 25, 2009 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

How about

If Trey finally gets his head out, the Colon area will be Soria for weeks.

I've contracted a particularly virulent form of the R2D2 asshat virus. Please wash eyeballs & keyboard after contact.

by chiefstatnut on Sep 26, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank you, marbotty!

At least someone has the time to educate

I've contracted a particularly virulent form of the R2D2 asshat virus. Please wash your eyeballs and keyboard after contact.

by chiefstatnut on Sep 25, 2009 1:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This was awesome!

Great job.

I wonder, at least phylogeneticly how closely related the Royals virus and the Suck virus are.

I don’t think I would be surprised. We might want to warn the CDC about that.

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by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Sep 25, 2009 2:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

We had about half of our 8th graders sick today.............I think the fever is spreading!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reports of its demise may have been premature.

I had 14 of my 23 kids in Homeroom gone by the end of school today. And most of the ones that were there are hacking and coughing all over the place.

Other classes that normally have about 20 kids were down in single digit-amount of students. I never got an official count, but I’d say that half of our approx. 150-160 8th graders were gone today.

Perhaps it’s because we’re home to a Royals on the Radio Affiliate (both AM & FM on your radio dial!)

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Sep 25, 2009 6:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Best post ever. Well done.

Red dot & line coming out of your chest is always the first symptom I experience.

by steady d on Sep 26, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I got

Royals Fever Real Bad. Thanks for the 2008 AL Central Title!

YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD YES!
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by Czheck on Sep 27, 2009 12:07 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Great stuff Marbotty

This is the first time I’ve linked an RR story to Facebook.

www.rockchalktalk.com for pretty good KU baseball coverage

by James Quinn on Sep 29, 2009 1:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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