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Around SBN: The Ten Worst Swings Of The 2011 Season

Game 154 Open Thread - Twins (79-73) at Royals (63-90)

Minnesota Twins at Kansas City Royals, Sep 25, 2009 8:10 PM EDT


Star-divide

Big chance for the Royals to really damage the Twins' slim playoff chances this weekend at the K.

Your pitching matchup is Carl Pavano against Robinson Tejeda. Pavano will make his sixth start of the season against KC tonight. Having six out of your thirty one starts against the Royals, known as pulling a Cliff Lee, must be fun.

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No, Really, Truly

The excitement is building<code/>

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Sep 25, 2009 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Almost

I really need this feature

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Sep 25, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

lineups

Min

Span CF
Cabrera SS
Mauer C
Kubel RF
Cuddyer 1B
Young LF
Morales DH
Tolbert 3B
Punto 2B

KC

DeJesus CF
Callaspo 2B
Ortiz DH
Bay LF
Drew RF
Butler 1B
Gordon 3B
Aviles SS
Olivo C

Kansas City Royals - rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic since 1994.

by Home Run Tony Cogan on Sep 25, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Or, if you prefer

DeJesus LF
Callaspo 2B
V. Guerrero DH
Teahen RF
Butler 1B
T. Hunter CF
Gordon 3B
Aviles SS
Olivo C

Kansas City Royals - rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic since 1994.

by Home Run Tony Cogan on Sep 25, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Speed makes the centerfielder, power makes the DH

W Bloomquist RF
M Maier LF
B Butler 1B
M Jacobs DH
A Callaspo 2B
J Buck C
A Gordon 3B
Y Betancourt SS
J Anderson CF

by 2X2L on Sep 25, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, no

you’ve got it all wrong

DeJesus LF
Maier CF
Callaspo 2B
Butler DH
Teixiera 1B
A Rod 3B
Teahen RF
Aviles SS
Olivo C

Kansas City Royals - rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic since 1994.

by Home Run Tony Cogan on Sep 25, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

DDJ isn't in the lineup today...

Crawford LF
Maier CF
Callaspo 2B
Butler DH
Teixiera 1B
A Rod 3B
Teahen RF
Aviles SS
Olivo C

Desperately hoping for Desperate Measures

by averagegatsby on Sep 25, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, see

crawford is home-grown, so we only get to use home-grown players and free-agents.

Kansas City Royals - rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic since 1994.

by Home Run Tony Cogan on Sep 25, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

our own home-grown players

Kansas City Royals - rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic since 1994.

by Home Run Tony Cogan on Sep 25, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

so where is Pujols?

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Sep 25, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

My Turn

Minnesota &nbsp;&nbsp;AB R H RBI HR BB K SB LOB Season Avg D. Span cf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .305 O. Cabrera ss 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .272 J. Mauer c 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .371 J. Kubel rf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .300 M. Cuddyer 1b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .276 D. Young lf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .273 J. Morales dh 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .354 M. Tolbert 3b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .216 N. Punto 2b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .232 &nbsp;Totals 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 &nbsp; &nbsp;Kansas City &nbsp;&nbsp;AB R H RBI HR BB K SB LOB Season Avg W. Bloomquist rf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .268 M. Maier lf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .256 B. Butler 1b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .301 M. Jacobs dh 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .229 A. Callaspo 2b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .300 J. Buck c 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .241 A. Gordon 3b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .230 Y. Betancourt ss 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .240 J. Anderson cf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .238 &nbsp;Totals 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 &nbsp; &nbsp;Minnesota &nbsp;&nbsp;IP H R ER BB K HR WHIP Season ERA C. Pavano 0.0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.35 4.82 &nbsp; &nbsp;Kansas City &nbsp;&nbsp;IP H R ER BB K HR WHIP Season ERA R. Tejeda 0.0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.20 2.94

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Sep 25, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

well done

Desperately hoping for Desperate Measures

by averagegatsby on Sep 25, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

A Font Too

Far.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Sep 25, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

and Minnesota built that team overnight.

from the '91 world series straight to winning the '01 AL Central

with no losing in between

Kansas City Royals - rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic since 1994.

by Home Run Tony Cogan on Sep 25, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Operation Markup Jargon

(Sorry, WWII / HTML nerd pun. On with the game.)

by 2X2L on Sep 25, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damned Impressive

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Sep 25, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

no more turns for you

that bout damn broke my computer

Formerly RoyalsFanInBillings
Follow me on twitter.com/MizzouCus

by MizzouCus on Sep 25, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

It Was Supposed

To be the actual lineups in sarcasm font.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Sep 25, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

in case you missed my Driveline post today

I’m tweeting live from jays-Mariners with Grass Creek inspired fervor. No branyan or langerhans, but I I’m gonna punch jack z. In the face first chance I get

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at Driveline Mechanics.

Can't get enough of me? Check out my Twitter feed.

by Matt Klaassen on Sep 25, 2009 8:06 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

and that is an outfield for the ages

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Sep 25, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a friend going to the game tomorrow...

and he said if he wins a shirt off a players back He will give it to me since he is a Yankees fan. Well I fully expect to be the proud owner of either a Kyle Farnsworth jersey or Josh Anderson Jersey on Sunday.

Desperately hoping for Desperate Measures

by averagegatsby on Sep 25, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

so is Mauer going to hit like 7 oppo-field homers this series

just to show Zack?

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Sep 25, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

John Lester

Just got pounded in the kneecap in NY. 4-0 Yanks.

by LaFLamme on Sep 25, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Red Sox nation can kiss my ass

Those pink bastards had the gall to be smug after splitting with KC

by LaFLamme on Sep 25, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

ok,

here is my dilemma. I have both Span and Mauer on my fantasy team and I am currently in first place in my league. I want the Royals to win, but I want those guys to hit HR’s and get R’sBI…. what to do, what to do

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Sep 25, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

You always want your real life team to win over fantasy

I have the same dilemma sometimes and I just accept whatever happens.

by stram#1 on Sep 25, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

You just play percentages and past history

I did really well this year leaving a roster spot open and just plugging in guys from teams the Royals were playing. I didn’t like doing it but when you know the team you follow is no good then using their opponents is a good strategy.

by stram#1 on Sep 25, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

4 pitches 2 outs

pavano is goign to pitch an 80 pitch CG against this lineup

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by slayor on Sep 25, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah Billy!

the el perfecto is over!

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Sep 25, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Astronomical/>

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Sep 25, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doctor, quick! He’s coding!

by 2X2L on Sep 25, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, Really, Watch

I can do this

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Sep 25, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Normal function restored

by 2X2L on Sep 25, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was close

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Sep 25, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Any good 3B free agents in the off-season?

I’m officially ready to give up on Gordon.

- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes

by JobDDT on Sep 25, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

It is tempting isn't it?

I’ve got one more season left. If he can’t hit .270 with double digit home runs next season I’d be ready to try something else too. With the Royals luck though they would end up with Joe Crede and his bad back.

Stick with the evil you know.

by stram#1 on Sep 25, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh. first time I'm watching a royals game in weeks...........

and i have to see YPJ up to bat?

This is why I quit watching once football started.

by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Sep 25, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

The price of admission is clearly posted. Well, not so clearly today, as we seem to have lineups posted from multiple parallel universes. But you knew this was coming; watch at your own risk.

by 2X2L on Sep 25, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

why is josh anderson on this roster

there really wasn’t anybody better in our minor league system? just… wow

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by slayor on Sep 25, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

we need to give him a good look see

to see exactly what we have here.

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Sep 25, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

see that play?

he is an excellent center fielder

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Sep 25, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey, it's John Schuerholz

let’s hold him hostage until he agrees to be our GM

Graduate with a B.S. from the Dayton Moore School of Stats Analysis

by BHWick on Sep 25, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

facepalm

walking the #9 hitter on 4 straight after being ahead 0-1

not a recipe for success

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by slayor on Sep 25, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

walking Nick Punto

interesting strategy

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Sep 25, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Wait a minute

is John Schuerholz burying Billy Butler for not being “an athlete,” and that you “used to have to be an athlete to win”?

- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes

by JobDDT on Sep 25, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Schuerholz picked Maddux over Bonds

how many WS trophies did they win over those 12 division title years again?

Graduate with a B.S. from the Dayton Moore School of Stats Analysis

by BHWick on Sep 25, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

How many did Bonds win?

- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes

by JobDDT on Sep 25, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

why are we pitching out with a guy that is having trouble throwing strikes

when they have joe mauer on deck

that is b ad strategy trey… and now they steal on the next pitch, LOL

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by slayor on Sep 25, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

totally forgot about the huber angle

oh well, he was rumored to get playing time at 1B/DH, then Cuddyer hit like 8 HRs in 5 games

by Freneau on Sep 25, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

wow, the 2 base wild pitch.

and there you go… walking nick fucking punto

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by slayor on Sep 25, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Punto Is Grit

On feet; BB, SB, 2 base wild pitch for the score.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Sep 25, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

he induced that wild pitch

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Sep 25, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

that ball never bounced up, kind of skidded beneath Buck

it didn’t help that the ball landed about 50 feet from the pitching mound.

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Sep 25, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Denny said it hit Buck’s shinguard, and the rest was kismet. Well, he didn’t say the kismet part.

by 2X2L on Sep 25, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

That Ball Didn't

Make it much more than half way to the plate on the fly.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Sep 25, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Olivo would have thrown Punto out at home

his arm is that good

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Sep 25, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, Swartz to retire?

Does it mean anything at all to us?

by LaFLamme on Sep 25, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Rany will be happy

Nick Swartz to retire at the end of the season… just read in kcstar

1977 KC Royals - The best team to NOT win the WS. Yankees SUCK.

by Trey_has_no_pulse on Sep 25, 2009 8:55 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

The Bus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Sep 25, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

tie game

he’s on fiiiiiiiiiiiire

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by slayor on Sep 25, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

also, mandatory snarky comment:

glad we have that OBP machien leading off

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by slayor on Sep 25, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Manatee Power!

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Sep 25, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

BamBam Big Bat !!!

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on Sep 25, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

It can't hurt

to be rid of a fat sloth that’s telling you about fitness and conditioning everyday.

1977 KC Royals - The best team to NOT win the WS. Yankees SUCK.

by Trey_has_no_pulse on Sep 25, 2009 9:02 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

tejeda is really overthrowing

can we get the pitching coach out ther eplease

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by slayor on Sep 25, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

What, are we going to pitch around Mauer every at bat?

No matter what the circumstances? Kind of a sissy approach.

by LaFLamme on Sep 25, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Mauer Virtually IBB'd

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Sep 25, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

how is it possible that Mauer has an OPS >1.0?

isn’t that not allowed? I mean, look at the Royals OPS numbers. He must be selfish

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Sep 25, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

crap

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Sep 25, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Low And Away,

Completely fooled, but the change gave him time to adjust. Really bad looking swing with great results.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Sep 25, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

OMG Gordon didn't make an error!

It’s a mirable!

- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes

by JobDDT on Sep 25, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Merveilleux!

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Sep 25, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes

by JobDDT on Sep 25, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Bert, Bert, Bert

leadoff hit – see that Willie?

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Sep 25, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

So

we’ve got two hitters in the lineup today. That’s a start.

by 2X2L on Sep 25, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

chance of Gordon bunting?

very low, I say

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Sep 25, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Not a dumb move.

Alex Gordon blows and probably wouldn’t have gotten a hit.

Too bad he can’t bunt either, apparently.

- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes

by JobDDT on Sep 25, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

okay, he's a year removed from being one of the better hitters on our team, and now he sucks?

if he’s not one thing, it’s obviously a bunter, and when you consider yuniesky betancourt and josh anderson are up next, why the hell would you ever bunt? and give pavano a free out, who’s already given up 6 hits in 3 innings? it just makes zero sense

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by slayor on Sep 25, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please.

If you think Gordon was anything other than replacement level last season, then you’re fooling yourself.

- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes

by JobDDT on Sep 25, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aaaaaargh! More bunting chatter

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Sep 25, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

and grounds into a DP

hit it exactly to the same place in his last at bat.
Runners on 1&2, no outs – what could possibly go wrong?

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Sep 25, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unbelievable.

Starting to feel like June, July and/or August.

by LaFLamme on Sep 25, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

WOW.

Yuni didn’t even SLIGHTLY try to run that double play out. What an albatross.

I think I might get an Aviles jersey on extreme-clearance Sunday. Buying low FTW.

- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes

by JobDDT on Sep 25, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Berroacourt

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Sep 25, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

6 hits, 1 run

1 hit, 2 runs

love this team!!!

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by slayor on Sep 25, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Huber love from Frank!

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Sep 25, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

so Huber injured himself right before his break

figures

Graduate with a B.S. from the Dayton Moore School of Stats Analysis

by BHWick on Sep 25, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Tejeda Is Wild

Even for him.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Sep 25, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

What a fucking joke.

This guy might be the worst fielding SS I’ve ever seen play for this team.

- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes

by JobDDT on Sep 25, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

OK, it is official now

I – hate – Betancourt

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Sep 25, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

You Have To

Watch Yu-Bet every day.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Sep 25, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Cruel. Unusual. Unconstitutional.

by 2X2L on Sep 25, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

jesus

betancourt is trying to singlehandedly lose us this game too, could this guy be any more bad at baseball

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by slayor on Sep 25, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Setting up the double play

Good thing NONE OF OUR INFIELDERS ARE GOOD AT TURNING IT.

- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes

by JobDDT on Sep 25, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Frank is funny.

“Teams that make you throw actual strikes tend to wear you down”

by hunter s. royal on Sep 25, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

i love this genius pitch calling from buck

yeah, let’s start mauer off with two offspee dpitches when you can’t even command your fastball, weeee

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by slayor on Sep 25, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

3-1 changeup

are you fuckign kidding me????

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by slayor on Sep 25, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

he is lucky it was a ball

Maurer could have hit a grand salami

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Sep 25, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

ummm...Trey? wanna do something here?

6 walks?

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Sep 25, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

oh my god two more changeups after getting ahead 0-1

is buck calling these or is this tejeda? because this is just moronic

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by slayor on Sep 25, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Trey Hillman

pitcher management genius

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Sep 25, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

soon to be breaking news

“tejeda shelved for remainder of season with shoulder fatigue, after throwing 100 pitches in 3 straight starts after being in the bullpen all season”

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by slayor on Sep 25, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

also: 5 runs on 2 hits

this is a true royals game, this is some vintage 2004-2007 ball right here

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by slayor on Sep 25, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Juan Cruz...

this should be fun

Desperately hoping for Desperate Measures

by averagegatsby on Sep 25, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

I had to get back to work

Did Tejada really walk two runners in?

by LaFLamme on Sep 25, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

yes!

Actually, I hope the royals perceive the answers to be no/yes, because I don’t want them to trade him. It will take more than one bad start to extinguish my freakish optimism about Tejeda!

by andrewmiller on Sep 25, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOW.

Juan Cruz is just as bad as I remember him.

Nice of him to pitch on futures night though, when we gave up a second round to get his washed up ass.

- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes

by JobDDT on Sep 25, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

It's like our season in a microcosm

tonight is.

Kansas City Royals - rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic since 1994.

by Home Run Tony Cogan on Sep 25, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought that was last night?

- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes

by JobDDT on Sep 25, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol 6 runs on 2 hits

do we get an assist for this game?

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by slayor on Sep 25, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Did Rosa get sent back down?

Desperately hoping for Desperate Measures

by averagegatsby on Sep 25, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

well guys it could be worse

the tigers are losing 2-0, and they’ve given up 1 hit. both runs are unearned

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by slayor on Sep 25, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

so all of those runs are earned

because you can’t assume a double play?

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Sep 25, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

That is a travesty

Its not like Betancourt had to dive for the ball. I was essentially hit right to him. He just didn’t field it. At least the nephew is here and I had a classic example to show him how not making a basic play can blow up in your face. He turns that play its still 2-1 and we are still actually in suspense as to how it might turn out.

by stram#1 on Sep 25, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is there anybody here other than me

that is actually embarrased that this crap? I bought tickets to two of the three games next week at the Metrodome and I’m sure I’m gonna have to be drunk off my butt to enjoy them.

by stram#1 on Sep 25, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

thats my plan for the game tomorrow....

it’d be awesome if i can black out for the entire game for the first time in my baseball career

Fire Everyone

by billybeingbilly on Sep 25, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't really care at this point, disappointing to see tejeda melt down, but he was due

what’s more depressing is that now this team is playing like absolute dog shit again, which means greinke isn’t going to get a win

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by slayor on Sep 25, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

He can always pitch 8 innings

get 11 strikeouts and have the bullpen blow the 0-0 tie in the 9th.

by stram#1 on Sep 25, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was at that game last year

where he pitched 8 innings, 3 runs, struck out 8 or 9

then watched the bullpen blow a 5 run lead in the 9th, then lose it in the 10th

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by slayor on Sep 25, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

And?

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Sep 25, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yunified Theory of Royals Suckitivity

Convincingly demonstrated tonight. Film at 10.

by 2X2L on Sep 25, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Willie is a genius with the bat

moving Joshie over to third. Is there anything this young man can’t do?

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Sep 25, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes

He can’t bat leadoff…

by stram#1 on Sep 25, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why wouldn't they

He’s good, but he’s not Pujols

Desperately hoping for Desperate Measures

by averagegatsby on Sep 25, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ya and everyone around him is a bunch of shlubs

AND THAT IS WHY WOO WOO BAM BAM

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on Sep 25, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh thats why

Desperately hoping for Desperate Measures

by averagegatsby on Sep 25, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

you are thinking like Trey there

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Sep 25, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just realized

the Royals have won every game I’ve attended this season. Why am I not there now?

WTF, self?

by minda33 on Sep 25, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

exactly

in fact, they should give you season tickets

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Sep 25, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am still thinking about going on Sunday.

It would make for a LONG weekend though, what with the Huskers playing at night on Saturday, which means the game is an all-day-and-all-evening commitment.

WTF, self?

by minda33 on Sep 25, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

They've won every game Ive been to in the last 5 years...

One of which was at Yankee Stadium…

But I only make it to 2 games a year

Desperately hoping for Desperate Measures

by averagegatsby on Sep 25, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

how long does it take to drive from Lincoln to Minneapolis?

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by BHWick on Sep 25, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably 7 hours

I would guess it is just over 400 miles

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Sep 25, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just under 7 hours

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on Sep 25, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eek

that’s twice as bad as my drive to my college from MA. BOOO.

"Do they have people that tall in Mexico?"

by NHZ on Sep 25, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

but it is an infinitely more interesting drive to Maine

Eastern Nebraska-Western Iowa-Northern Iowa-Southern Minnesota is a whole lotta flat

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Sep 25, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably true

"Do they have people that tall in Mexico?"

by NHZ on Sep 25, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Bus!!!!!!!!!!!

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Sep 25, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

BUTLERBEAN!!!

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by averagegatsby on Sep 25, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Hooray!

- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes

by JobDDT on Sep 25, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

where's the bacon?

everything is better with bacon

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Sep 25, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

THATS NOT THE APPROPRIATE BUTLER CHEESEBURGER!!!

Theres no bacon

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by averagegatsby on Sep 25, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey all

Butler just hit ANOTHER Dinger? Well, at least he’s good even if this season has been totally miserable and we’re not even bad enough to beat out the O’s for a draft pick.

"Do they have people that tall in Mexico?"

by NHZ on Sep 25, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

BILLY BILLY BILLY

BILLY BILLY BILLY BILLY BILLY BILLY BILLY BILLY BILLY BILLY BILLY BILLY BILLY BILLY BILLY

WTF, self?

by minda33 on Sep 25, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

DONG

"Do they have people that tall in Mexico?"

by NHZ on Sep 25, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

BILLY BILLY BILLY BILLY BILLY BILLY

BILLY BILLY BILLY BILLY BILLY BILLY BILLY BILLY BILLY

WTF, self?

by minda33 on Sep 25, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

DONG

"Do they have people that tall in Mexico?"

by NHZ on Sep 25, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

DING

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Sep 25, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

all i can say is

thank good willy got that runner over

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by slayor on Sep 25, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

And MITCH!

stole a base!

"Do they have people that tall in Mexico?"

by NHZ on Sep 25, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

god callaspo has been getting some bullshit calls lately

getting rung up there on a pitch not even close, that really pisses me off

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by slayor on Sep 25, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

are you happy-go-lucky?

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Sep 25, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh thank god...

All this time I just have this picture of you sitting on the edge of your couch screaming at your tv and typing on your keyboard with closed fists.

Desperately hoping for Desperate Measures

by averagegatsby on Sep 25, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahahaha

yeah i’m sure a lot of people on here think i’m actually angry all the time but

it’s just easier to point out the bad things with the royals, than the good things. it’s not my fault the team is bad, jeeze

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by slayor on Sep 25, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I prefer to sarcastically remark on the putridness...

so that way I can at least get a chuckle out of it.

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by averagegatsby on Sep 25, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's true

i think i’ve watched evry game this year, i probably just get too emotionalyl involved

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by slayor on Sep 25, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ive only missed maybe 15 or so...

and It seems like I always miss Greinke starts.

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by averagegatsby on Sep 25, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really want to go to the game Sunday...

but I gots no one to go with. Stupid family day at Pitt

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by averagegatsby on Sep 25, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

well...

its like a 3.5-4 hour drive. And my truck has a tendency to overheat. Or I would.

Desperately hoping for Desperate Measures

by averagegatsby on Sep 25, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still worth it.

I have yet to regret going to a game by myself.

WTF, self?

by minda33 on Sep 25, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

i almost prefer it. most of my friends aren’t into baseball like i am, and get annoyed when i start actually talking about the game

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by slayor on Sep 25, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

I have my brothers and a tiiiiny number of friends who appreciate baseball. If none of them can go with me, I don’t bother asking anyone else. Going solo = better than going with someone who wants to walk around the stadium instead of watching the game.

WTF, self?

by minda33 on Sep 25, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly

i am debating going sunday, it would require postponing some homework but i might go anyway. the other day i was thinking that every time i went and saw greinke pitch, he threw a great game… then i realized he has a 1.90something era at home, lol

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by slayor on Sep 25, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

half price tickets and free tshirts
!!!

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by slayor on Sep 25, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

score?

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Sep 25, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

7-6 nevada....lots of dumb plays by gabbert again though....

throw away almost resulting in an INT….
running backwards 15 yards on a sack only to fumble it…

and nevada has been outscored like 56-6 in the first half this year

Fire Everyone

by billybeingbilly on Sep 25, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously...

That time when I got called out, I missed Billy’s blast. Ain’t my night.

by LaFLamme on Sep 25, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Can't blame Alex for going 500 MPH to cut that ball off from Yuni's clear path

He has seen Yuni try to field the simple plays.

- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes

by JobDDT on Sep 25, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

lol Alex running as fast as he can to prevent the ball from getting to Yuni

by swing and a miss on Sep 25, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

trying to do too much?

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Sep 25, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lol, Michael Cuddyer forgot how many outs there were

- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes

by JobDDT on Sep 25, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Juan Cruz threw 40 pitches in his last outing before going on the DL

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by BHWick on Sep 25, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I think they should sit YBJ for the rest of the year

maybe his shoulder is fatigued…

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Sep 25, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Colon Blow

Graduate with a B.S. from the Dayton Moore School of Stats Analysis

by BHWick on Sep 25, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

great

i think the thing that pisses me off most about our bullpen is the fact that none of them canthrow strikes. like, if they didn’t walk anybody, and just got shelled every game, i would really feel better about that.

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by slayor on Sep 25, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Roman Large Intestine

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Sep 25, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

What's shocking

is that the throw to third right there didn’t end up in the stands.

by LaFLamme on Sep 25, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

oh john buck

and we continue to just put this game on a freaking silver platter

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by slayor on Sep 25, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Our MIF Needs

To learn to block Buck’s throws.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Sep 25, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Buck showing good lateral mobility behind the plate tonight

our pitchers seem intent on trying to kill our catchers.

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Sep 25, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

That's bold

You have a lot of faith in our offense

"You know what, I mean I cried in bed for a while, moaning 'Why!? Why did this have to happen?'"

Zack Greinke on the Brad Pitt - Jennifer Aniston split

by DCRoyals on Sep 25, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

if

jamey wright
john bale
roman colon

are on the roster next year, well…

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by slayor on Sep 25, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Ron Mahay

revenge time

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by BHWick on Sep 25, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

God

There are so many useless players on this team. I want to see a complete house cleaning, from Willie Boom Boom to Josh Anderson, to Ramon Colon to Jamey Wright.

- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes

by JobDDT on Sep 25, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

you mean like gmdm did when he first got here?

and got rid of affeldt, macdougal, cisco, burgos…

OH WAIT

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by slayor on Sep 25, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Josh Anderson is my favorite useless player

because he actually made me appeciate Mitch Maier. Argh.

"Do they have people that tall in Mexico?"

by NHZ on Sep 25, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I absolutely fucking hate Josh Anderson...

and Im sure it probably is a little misplaced, I just fucking hate that guy, zero redeamable qualities.

Desperately hoping for Desperate Measures

by averagegatsby on Sep 25, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope, it's OK to hate him.

Apparently, in addition to being useless on the field, he is a huge bitch.

WTF, self?

by minda33 on Sep 25, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ive seen the Royals play a lot of bad baseball...

But I haven’t seen them do that this year.

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by averagegatsby on Sep 25, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

What A Surprise!

Joker bunted

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Sep 25, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Bloomers can fly!

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Sep 25, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

We Must Be

The only MLB team that Mahay can pitch to effectively.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Sep 25, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

so has anybody been imnpressed by carlos rosa so far?

i gotta say, for a guy that was ranked as a top prospect… i have really seen nothing from him. he throws hard, can’t really control it, his slider seems pretty flat, the changeup isn’t really a swing and a miss pitch… not really sure what there is to get excited about with him.

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by slayor on Sep 25, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

he isn't Jamey Wright.

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by averagegatsby on Sep 25, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'll add that to the list
alive, and isn’t jamey wright

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by slayor on Sep 25, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

d_f seems to like him

this excites me

"You know what, I mean I cried in bed for a while, moaning 'Why!? Why did this have to happen?'"

Zack Greinke on the Brad Pitt - Jennifer Aniston split

by DCRoyals on Sep 25, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I fully expect Rosa to pitch the last 2 strike out 6 and rescue a baby...

and not pitch again this year

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by averagegatsby on Sep 25, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

okay maybe strike out 5

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by averagegatsby on Sep 25, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait, who is pitching tomorrow?

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by slayor on Sep 25, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

oh, dinardo

yeah 4 game losing streak sounds about right

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by slayor on Sep 25, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't worry

our september momentum will live on!

by Freneau on Sep 25, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

this game needs more HUber

by Freneau on Sep 25, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Huber injured himself in BP on the game before he was gonna get a big shot

very Shealy-esque

Graduate with a B.S. from the Dayton Moore School of Stats Analysis

by BHWick on Sep 25, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

now now

Shealy managed to be one of the worst hittersin baseball for 80 games, then he hurt himself

by Freneau on Sep 25, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mizzou Being Pistol

Whipped at the moment; they lead, but Nevvada is moving.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Sep 25, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Moore's dream stretch

the Betancourt to Anderson to Bloomquist string

by Freneau on Sep 25, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

The only way I could hate Josh Anderson more...

would be if he were that little glasses wearing nerd in the foundation for a better life commercial

Desperately hoping for Desperate Measures

by averagegatsby on Sep 25, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Wolfpack Takes The

Lead!

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Sep 25, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Billy Might Be

OK.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Sep 25, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

alright buck just go yard and we’re righ tback in this.

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by slayor on Sep 25, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Only to go on to lose later in some

ridiculous, heartbreaking fashion.

WTF, self?

by minda33 on Sep 25, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're right, he put up a quality ab for the situation

if trey lets uselesski bat here i’m just going to close the mlbtv window

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by slayor on Sep 25, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

errr, gordon

now would be the perfect time to PH olivo

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by slayor on Sep 25, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Four runs = white flag.

- W. Bloomquist homered to deep center
- P. Earth explodes

by JobDDT on Sep 25, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's basically what that says to me

gordon might be the future but olivo has a chance of actually running into one and making it a one run game… and you don’t pull the trigger.

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by slayor on Sep 25, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Im not sure your capable of understanding...

Trey is one of the greatest baseball minds in a generation.

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by averagegatsby on Sep 25, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure

The rally against the Red Sox on Monday was the last inspiring thing this team will do this season. Apart from Zack, I’m obliged to add.

by LaFLamme on Sep 25, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Everyone else

give up on this game already?

WTF, self?

by minda33 on Sep 25, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

its looking more and more possible

Josh Anderson just hit a ball as hard as he has all year

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by averagegatsby on Sep 25, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

man, even if minnesota does make it to the postseason

they are so screwed it’s not even funny. that would be the ugliest postseason series of all time

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by slayor on Sep 25, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

how long is Morneau out?

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by averagegatsby on Sep 25, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

season

their pitching staff is a joke, was what i was getting at

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by slayor on Sep 25, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

but they have Carl Pavano

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by averagegatsby on Sep 25, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

CMON BILLY!

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by averagegatsby on Sep 25, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

A Double

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Sep 25, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's go Bil-ly!

Clap, clap, clapclapclap!

WTF, self?

by minda33 on Sep 25, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, damn.

Well, off to buy tailgating supplies.

Good night, y’all.

WTF, self?

by minda33 on Sep 25, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn...

that pitch was nasty

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by averagegatsby on Sep 25, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

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